I think the reason he kept encouraging Stacy Abrams to keep listing what she objects to was because he hadn't read the bill and he took is as an opportunity to get a summary.
It's like a life hack. If only I could do this in college. "And professor, could you please describe in detail every page of the textbook and then every question that will be on the final exam?"
I have to point out that the original for Suicide is Painless did, in fact, have lyrics. It's a beautiful song! Through early morning fog I see Visions of the things to be The pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see That suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please The game of life is hard to play I'm gonna lose it anyway The losing card I'll someday lay So this is all I have to say Suicide is painless (suicide) It brings on many changes (changes) And I can take or leave it if I please The sword of time will pierce our skins It doesn't hurt when it begins But as it works its way on in The pain grows stronger Watch it grin Suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please A brave man once requested me To answer questions that are key Is it to be or not to be And I replied oh why ask me? Suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please And you can do the same thing if you please
It’s super crazy people would be mad the the idea of a utopia. Now granted utopia for one may not be utopia for another but the way he used it ubiquitously made it sound like everybody would enjoy it
I think DC should be a state because there are people who live there and if they are being taxed they deserve representation- you know the thing our ancestors fought a revolution for?
The fact that green is just now reading the green new deal months after she got elected railing against it tells you all you need to know about her ability to be an effective lawmaker
It is just.. I don't even have the words anymore! I wonder if the people that voted for Marj, have regrets? Are they trying to figure out what she's actually doing for them? SMH. Marj and those of her ilk, are full blown, all out, ignorant, racist, hungry for the camera. I don't understand why or how they are racking up the cash donations? Ok!! 🤔🤔😟😕😦😳🙄 Part of me hopes AOC doesn't debate her. However, part of me wants her to!! AOC will have her for lunch!!! Bring it on!! Be careful what you wish for!! And way to go, Stacy! Again!! HAAAA! Mr. Kennedy!! Lmao!! Did she answer your question?? 🙄🙄🙄
And.....she still calls it "communist". Why am I not surprised? 10 bucks says she either didn't really read it, or is too unintelligent to understand it.
_"You were working as hard you did when you were in the White House -- EXCEPT... you play golf a little more, you keep an insane schedule, seven days a week, you really don't stop..."_ *TRANSLATION: He's not working **_AT ALL_** and playing golf almost exclusively.*
You are working as hard as you were before..... what he said is true. He could have also said I've heard you are working 100 times as hard as you were before and that too would be true! 100×0=?
the point was to let her screw up. She didn't, so he had to shut it down. It's about getting your way, not about the arguments. That's why they have trickle down economy, why everybody needs guns, why voting should not be fair, why taxes need to go... All in for the win and for them dollars. Has been the GOP's tactic for a long, long time. Explains Trump as well: They go for the short term win, even if that means supporting someone who ruins the party long term. 0 f's given. Or perhaps just the one F.
What he should have known is that Stacy, despite being black and a woman (the odds stacked against her), has two relevant masters degrees. She's used to people questioning her legitimacy at every turn. People like her don't just BS their way around an argument.
@@pieshka4509 How exactly does he think this? Weird he'd have this thought when he was literally holding a senate seat with other black senators who had to also use computers and internet.....
John Kennedy: "Damn, I wasn't expecting you to give me a detailed, knowledgeable answer to the question that I wanted to zing you with under the assumption that like my other colleagues, you never read the full bills being signed into law yet feign outrage over them."
The sad thing is his question was about something any *reasonable* person would expect Abrams to know. She led the fight to increase voter turnout for the 2020 election in her state. Why wouldn't she know what this new Jim Crow measure would do and have her objections ready when questioned? Talk about underestimating your opponent.
They're so against progress they honestly think Utopia is a bad thing. "Do you all want to thrive and be able to live comfortably?!?! I didn't think so! You all clearly want the billionaires to have more money while you all struggle. How can you sit there asking for medicare for all when Elon Musk hasn't built his Mars base yet?!"
It's like in the 90s when conservatives attacked Clinton for wanting open service for gay people, with ominus attack ads ending with "is this the America you want?"
I was going to write the same thing, that a Utopia is a good thing... but my mind instantly countered with 'Nazi Utopia' and... yeah it's a Utopia... but... the other part...
@@asatowne5234 I mean if we're being honest Utopia is an impossible state of being because in a Utopia everyone follows the law and everyone is equal, but for that to happen you would need to rob people of they're free will and what's the point if no one gets to be free. However Utopia is seen by many as the polar opposite of Distopia which it is and isn't because one could argue that Utopia is Distopia, but that's a whole nother can of worms.
It was like a dim little bulb flickered on over his head and went, wow we really put a lot stuff in there, this isn’t going as well as I thought it would, Oh no she’s still going, this is really looking bad for us
Stalling and interrupting her with that lame excuse about poor sound quality. I didn’t watch the whole hearing, but I’d bet $10 he could hear the white witnesses just fine.
Kennedy v Stacy reminds me of that Monty Python scene in Life of Brian where they say "What have the Romans ever done for us" then get a list of benefits and then they keep saying yes, but what else?
I've never understood this. Of course there are a ton of logistics that go into transforming D.C. or a territory into a state, but when it's in our fellow citizens' best interest, i don't know how they can say no. Well I know how, they're trash, but still.
The 6 United States Territories (Washington D.C., Puerto Rico, U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam, Northern Marian Islands, and American Samoa) should be granted statehood already! I don't care what their political ideologies are, if these over 4 million people are American citizens, can fight and die in America's wars, are allowed to vote in the primaries, and most importantly are living in areas where U.S. currency is used and taxed, why not make these places states? Being an American born in D.C. or on 1 of the 5 Island Territories is like being at an all you can buffet but only allowed to use 1 plate; what's the point of only having partial benefits to being here given that you can't have full benefits like else? And as the old say goes: "No taxation without representation!"
@@jessetorres8738 Well said. If you are willing to put your life on the line for this country. Then as far as I am concerned, you have earned the right to be a U.S. Citizen. That person is more American than most.
@@olympic-gradelurker Actually the people of American Samoa are only considered US nationals, not full citizens. Not that I fully understand what all that entails, other than apparently not being able to work government jobs that require you to be a citizen.
@@MrGiggles623 I came to see if someone had left the Professor Farnsworth quote; I’m glad to see it wasn’t a wasted effort haha. Bravo! All the best. 👍😀
@Classified Information It's really strange how the late night talk shows have changed, Leno, especially Letterman are both clearly known Democrats but They made jokes about both sides and They didn't focus on hating Bush JR every night. Meyers, Colbert and Kimmel are still going on the anti-Trump/Republican rants. I'm not even a big Trump guy but This tribalism and hatred is exhausting.
She just listed things she didn't like not what was in the bill. It's funny how Seth could easily have his producers provide screenshots from the bill saying what she listed but won't. Absentee ballots were extended not limit same with going out to vote was extended to 6 days a week and even Sundays instead of 5days. Voting hours were also extended, and for photo ID which was always a thing including 7 other states (which provide them for free). If you can't provide one theres literally a second option where you can fill out a form and vote just like every other state. I'm black and came from poverty and carried 4 different IDs with me. Even CNN admitted that this wasn't true. This is just heavily politicized
@@ericglenn979 that's not an argument kid, is having only 1 ID make you less of a fool? So only carry your state ID, not drivers license, military card, work ID, or passport. I'm not a fool you are just closed minded and don't have an argument so you have to respond with insults?
It pissed me off when he kept interrupting Abrams to say 'okay, what else?' It just tells you he's not actually paying attention and just waiting for her to stop talking
He was hoping to set up a dunk by counting on her not having any objections, or at best a short list of objections, for not having done her homework. He wanted to force an awkward "Um, well, also other things" clip for Fox News to blast to his GQB constituents. He didn't expect her to have actually done her homework, which is a comical underestimation of Stacy Abrams, so he just ended up looking like a fool when his ploy inevitably didn't work.
I think he was trying to piss her off. The cutting her off with "what else what else hurry up" followed immediately by cutting her off with "ok that's enough nonsense" is classic manipulative narcissism. The actual point is to exert power and cut her off. But he just looked dumb.
And hoping that she didn't know enough to be considered a threat to exposing the full measure of the atrocity of the voter suppression laws the scumbag Republicans are fighting hard to enact. She knew more, he realized that and that's when he said "I get it" he didn't want any more being said out loud for others to hear.
I totally agree. He's the only late night host that is still killing it. I'd say John Oliver is second, but he NEVER waited for the audience to catch up, which was/is kind of charming. I'd put Colbert third, he's grown into it. The rest aren't there at all.
When you think about it, it's kind of wild how 59 Senators could agree on something and want to take action on a particular issue, and yet the other 41 Senators can completely derail any sort of productive conversation or progress. It's time to eliminate the filibuster.
The timing is often ridiculously tight for the larger bills... nobody can seriously read 1000 pages of legalese in less than a day and remember details. Part of it is intentional as the "hard work" is pushed over to the committees, but part of it is pure disregard for the process.
@@Ugly_German_Truths I'd say most of it is people stuffing things into bills that have nothing to do with each other, because they know it wouldn't get through otherwise. Both sides do this to some degree, and I hate it.
THE SWEETWATER FLORIDA CONSERVATIVE COMMUNITY CENTER HAS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW BE TRUF!!! JAWL HURR??? DC SHOULD NOT BE A STATE!!! 50 STATES IS A NICE ROUND NUMBER, 51 DOESNT HAVE A NICE RING TO IT!!! PLUS DC IS SAROUS/CLINTON/GATES FUNDED!!! WE DONT NEED MORE WHACK DO LIBERAL SLINKYS IN OUR NATION!!! #STOPJAWLSTEAL #INFOWARS #OPENJAWLSHEEPLESMIND
@@Ugly_German_Truths Bingo just like out last few stimulus bill with thousands of pages and people didn't know both parties tried increasing their salaries while millions of Americans were out of a job. Except for Seth and other millionaire night shows because they were labeled essential
Love how John Kennedy ended up saying "I get the idea." No you don't because you literally asked for a list from Stacey Abram. Don't interrupt her when she's going through the list YOU REQUESTED.
THE SWEETWATER FLORIDA CONSERVATIVE COMMUNITY CENTER HAS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW BE TRUF!!! JAWL HURR??? DC SHOULD NOT BE A STATE!!! 50 STATES IS A NICE ROUND NUMBER, 51 DOESNT HAVE A NICE RING TO IT!!! PLUS DC IS SAROUS/CLINTON/GATES FUNDED!!! WE DONT NEED MORE WHACK DO LIBERAL SLINKYS IN OUR NATION!!! #STOPJAWLSTEAL #INFOWARS #OPENJAWLSHEEPLESMIND
Plus she called it a "communist manifesto" and obviously she doesn't know what either of those two words mean. Why does every phrase out of her mouth make her sound like she is living in the 50's? How isolated is the place she lives? News of the end of the Cold War haven't reached her yet?
@@reginanegra New gen Republicans are so radicalized now. GOP is fracturing in ways old schoolers don't understand. There's no room for intellectual civil discourse anymore. It's like capitalism=christianity=democracy even though those are not categorically related. I'm scared for my children's future. MAGA call others sheeple but it does not dawn on them they digest and repeat verbatim what they see on Facebook.
@@reginanegra She campaigned on QAnon BS and got elected. And what is there to be surprised about? 2/3 of registered Republicans think Biden won by fraud and still think Obama wasn't a natural born citizen. It's hard to gauge whether or not these people were merely ignorant and got dumbed down by Faux News over the past 2-3 decades or if they were already mind numbingly stupid to begin with and only needed a vehicle to reflect their thought to voice. After all, it's a choice whether or not to believe the words coming out of a talking head's mouth.
Stacey Abrams is comes prepared and knows what she's talking about. Like Katie Porter. I would feel safe with someone like them in charge, instead of some snarky old white supremacist interrupting and making catty remarks.
Pretty much, it’s just the effect of fear and irrational hatred that it invokes which they love to harness for elections. They’ve gotten it done to a disgusting art.
What’s even more fun is asking someone to differentiate Marxist Socialism from Democratic Socialism. Fun fact: no one can because they are one in the same.
Honest truth - COVID Late Night is better without a crowd. I love the atmosphere and Seth is always fantastic. I love how the crew gets involved. Just a fun atmosphere.
I guess somebody wasn't paying attention when Trump informed us about the time the Continental Army took over the airports during the Revolutionary war. C'mon, people, try to keep up.
@@danweyant707 also DCA is literally right across the river from DC. It is closer to the downtown of DC than most city airports. You can walk straight from your plane without going outside and into a metro stop and hop the yellow line and you are in downtown DC in 4 stops which takes maybe 15 minutes max. You can see the Washington Monument and the Capitol from there. I guarantee whatever city this guy is from probably flies into somewhere that takes a lot longer to get downtown. Living in DC and flying in and out of DCA is a joy. If you live in walking distance of a metro stop you never have to get a cab.
Two Dakotas? I've lived in the Dakotas. Shove them into Montana and no one would notice, and the total population would be less than the population of the New York subway system at 6PM. If I'm wrong, add in the Long Island Rail and that'll square it.
I am a long-time DC resident: We pay federal taxes without representation and pay more per capita than any state. We also rank #22 among the states in taxes paid. And, our population is larger than Wyoming and Vermont, and we are about to eclipse the populations of Alaska and North Dakota.
By virtually all accounts, he was actually not only a good surgeon but quite a gifted one at that. He does speak slowly but that doesn’t mean he’s a dummy. Even very smart people can get weird ideas and start believing strange things later in life.
You see there are different types of intelligence. You can be an expert in one area and a dummy in another area. Would you ask an Olympic Track star to build a house?
@none none can you point me to a credible (mainstream will do) source explaining this? I see he has had some lawsuits, but apparently an average number especially considering the high volume of surgeries and the complexity of many of them. I can’t find anywhere saying he botched a basic surgery.
@@mikefromwa Also funny because airports didn't exist when almost any of the states became part of the Union. There's only five states out of fifty that came in after the Wright brothers' first flight. That's just planes in general. I don't know when the first real airports were built.
@@christopherlundgren1700 Wait, wait, I'm sure there's someone who would disagree with you on that! Check the history according to 45: th-cam.com/video/3pTirPV4Onw/w-d-xo.html
THE SWEETWATER FLORIDA CONSERVATIVE COMMUNITY CENTER HAS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW BE TRUF!!! JAWL HURR??? DC SHOULD NOT BE A STATE!!! 50 STATES IS A NICE ROUND NUMBER, 51 DOESNT HAVE A NICE RING TO IT!!! PLUS DC IS SAROUS/CLINTON/GATES FUNDED!!! WE DONT NEED MORE WHACK DO LIBERAL SLINKYS IN OUR NATION!!! #STOPJAWLSTEAL #INFOWARS #OPENJAWLSHEEPLESMIND
It's so funny to watch Abrams's iterlocutor's switch flip from "pfft that's it? do you have anything else?" to "okay this is way too much, I get the idea."
Honestly after he said that she could have said: "Are you sure I could go on. You know what I'll save us both some time I hate everything about this bill. It has no redeeming qualities."
@peter g You forgot to capitalize your fist letter, not to mention how pathetic you look for nitpicking that when it's easy to understand his meaning due to context.
I HEAR it. Although I bet MTG didn't have to read handwritten FRONT AND BACK. Probably double spaced - and she thought all she had to read would be split into bite-sized 280 character tweets. 🙄
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I could never be a politician. Interrupting me to say, "What else?" and then interrupting me AGAIN just to say, "I get the idea." Oh Lord have mercy, the string of profanity and fire that would spew forth from my soul uncontrollably would most assuredly get me locked away for many years. I have zero patience for that type of *Expletive* *Removed* garbage.
Omg- I am so grateful- I thought that I was going to have to fall asleep tonight without seeing Stacey Abrams V Kennedy for one last time. She Whack A Moled him and flicked him off like a bothersome booger in the most classy way
Kennedy: “You have more? Huh do ya?” Abrams: “Yes I do (proceeds to list them)” Other Republicans: “What happen to good ol days when politicians and political figures did not do their job. I miss you my Orange King, working is so hard now, we have to actually read. 😢”
Kennedy just kept asking "what else?" like he's clearly eager to drop a "well that's clearly not enough" immediately after she runs out... *except she just keeps firing more and more* up to a point where he'd look like an obstructionist goon if he brought up the "not enough" line after that.
"DC would be one of the first states without an airport." Did he forget about Reagan National Airport? Ya know, it's right on the Potomac. It's one of American Airlines' hubs. The 3 letter airport code is literally DCA. Does he not remember?
@@thomasakagi7545 right, but it also is one of three major airports that serves the DC Metro area, and it's the only one close enough to allow direct access from the airport to the city center via public transit. Which, in my book, qualifies it to be a DC airport.
Let's be real, here. Forget whether or not D.C. has an airport. Forget whether that even F*CKING matters. Actually, don't forget that. It doesn't. But pretend to forget it. How about this... How many of the states had an airport when they were admitted?
funny part is the founding fathers would care about it 100 years before the wright brothers got an actual functioning plane. EDIT: is a bit more than a 100 but my point stands.
@@MichaelChelen Well, Queens is part of NYC. It's I think the most populated part. Maybe Minneapolis might be a better example bc the airport's in Bloomington next to the Mall of America
@@robertsmith-williams5255 the name of the book is Commander in Cheat and i loved it. I don't know much about golf but still enjoyed all the stories explaining the many ways he cheats as easily as breathing.
I can't wait till we see him in an orange jumpsuit, til then, we can call him dumb names like "Eric's diet coke addicted dad" or "Insurectile dysfunction."
lol that Amadeus joke reminded me of the time my US History teacher played "Hair" in class but covered the TV with a towel during the nudity scenes and stuck his head under to watch it by himself until the nude scenes were over. You know, to make sure we didn't miss any of the non-nude parts. 😂
13:40 Am I the only one that is still stuck on that dude saying the founders wanted to avoid having a state without an airport or a car dealership? Really? In 1700s they knew what an airport is?
THE SWEETWATER FLORIDA CONSERVATIVE COMMUNITY CENTER HAS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW BE TRUF!!! JAWL HURR??? DC SHOULD NOT BE A STATE!!! 50 STATES IS A NICE ROUND NUMBER, 51 DOESNT HAVE A NICE RING TO IT!!! PLUS DC IS SAROUS/CLINTON/GATES FUNDED!!! WE DONT NEED MORE WHACK DO LIBERAL SLINKYS IN OUR NATION!!! #STOPJAWLSTEAL #INFOWARS #OPENJAWLSHEEPLESMIND
@Aaron Friedman no, that was another lady who is now under investigation. Stacy Abrahams has been very vocal about all the "legal" attempts that have disenfranchised community of colors' rights, including their right to vote. Hopefully other Yale graduates join her in her efforts.
@Aaron Friedman oh my Allah. First things first. Shut down Dominion, put all the employees of color on paid furlough. Seize their records. Give all Dominions services and asset to the downtrodden for free. Taht will send a message to the rich greedy.
Trumps first 100 days in office, 19 days spent playing golf. Biden's first 100 days in office, 0 days spent playing golf. Biden played golf for the first time, 4 days ago, which is past his 100 day mark.
OMG!!! 🤣🤣🤣Seth's impression of Mike Lindell is ABSOLUTE PERFECTION!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I REALLY thought it WAS Lindell when they were only showing Lindell's pic, and then they showed Seth, too, and I was dead!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 SO WELL DONE, Seth!!! 👏👏👏👏
THE SWEETWATER FLORIDA CONSERVATIVE COMMUNITY CENTER HAS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW BE TRUF!!! JAWL HURR??? DC SHOULD NOT BE A STATE!!! 50 STATES IS A NICE ROUND NUMBER, 51 DOESNT HAVE A NICE RING TO IT!!! PLUS DC IS SAROUS/CLINTON/GATES FUNDED!!! WE DONT NEED MORE WHACK DO LIBERAL SLINKYS IN OUR NATION!!! #STOPJAWLSTEAL #INFOWARS #OPENJAWLSHEEPLESMIND
Had no idea Seth was this good at impressions? For the last couple weeks watching these, I've been more and more amazed! Absolutely nailed Mike Lindell!
Can we all admit that the concept of American "territories" is inherently undemocratic and very hypocritical coming from a country that had a whole revolution because of "taxation without representation"? Every territory subject to American laws and taxes should have statehood, full stop. DC is a great first step, but what about Puerto Rico, Guam and America's other holdings? If not, we have no right to enforce our laws or collect taxes from them.
I agree so I hope this doesn't sound disingenuous but the "Founding Fathers" were given a bunch of choices, including the representation they claimed to wish, exemption from several taxes and autonomy to elect most people in the colonies. They just lost control of some events and decided to surf the tide, as that gave them a chance to not only pay no more taxes at all but to break the treaties with the natives, they saw a chance created by others and took all for themselves.
THE SWEETWATER FLORIDA CONSERVATIVE COMMUNITY CENTER HAS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW BE TRUF!!! JAWL HURR??? DC SHOULD NOT BE A STATE!!! 50 STATES IS A NICE ROUND NUMBER, 51 DOESNT HAVE A NICE RING TO IT!!! PLUS DC IS SAROUS/CLINTON/GATES FUNDED!!! WE DONT NEED MORE WHACK DO LIBERAL SLINKYS IN OUR NATION!!! #STOPJAWLSTEAL #INFOWARS #OPENJAWLSHEEPLESMIND
Ted Cruz, "Democrats want more senators because they can't win on policy." So, that would mean DC would send two more Republican senators since your policies are so good...
“This is exactly what our Founders sought to avoid...D.C. would be the only state without an airport...” Bruh, D.C. has TWO major, international airports. One of them is named after Ronald Regan. How do you not know this?!? And if you count BWI it’s three airports!
@JRose0926 He would have been a tiny bit right if he had said "Washington DC doesn't have an airport within its borders". DCA is in Arlington VA, BWI is in Baltimore MD, and IAD is in Dulles VA. But he's an idiot regardless. He probably got to the nation's capital by riding on an ass.
uh... and also, the founders took horses to travel. this is absolutely laughable. second hand embarrassment that an elected official would utter this nonsense. what is up with us education that he thinks he can get away with this bullshit?!
For some reason, "Suicide is Painless" is the only English song I can sing perfectly. I've never seen the series, but the M.A.S.H movie was absolutely priceless.
Seconding give the series a watch. It's fantastic, and still relevant 50 years later. ... I can't believe it's been that long since the 70s. And I was born in the 80s.
@@eweliyi the series is complete rubbish. Alan Alda can't act to save his miserable life. The show might have been decent for one season but 11 was too much.
@@zapkvr to each its own. I happened to enjoy everything about the show including Alan Alda. If you didn't, there are plenty of other shows to watch. Cheers
Hm, you think those 14 "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children" or those 14 "Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth."?
Next up: Apparently Taylor Greene is bending over backwards for the chance to debate AOC. Of course, if AOC decides to indulge her, Taylor Greene will get absolutely _hammered_ !
The only way that Stacey Abrams clip could be improved would be by adding the 'FINISH HIM!' and 'FLAWLESS VICTORY!' clips from Mortal Kombat.
I love that, but how rad would it be to also do the “GET OVER HERE!” as she spears Kennedy in the chest and then punches his head off?
Excited for tomorrow?
I just got done watching it. It was everything you would expect and everything I wanted it to be. #TeamScorpion❤️
yes! :D
Lol!!! That’s hilarious!
Thank you for including the entire Stacey Abrams clip! It's important that people hear it laid out like that!
I think the reason he kept encouraging Stacy Abrams to keep listing what she objects to was because he hadn't read the bill and he took is as an opportunity to get a summary.
It's like a life hack. If only I could do this in college. "And professor, could you please describe in detail every page of the textbook and then every question that will be on the final exam?"
No, pretty sure his intention was to see if she wouldn't have any points anymore so he can say, that she has no idea what she's talking about.
Congressional cliff notes
Exactly! Like assuming a book report replaces the book itself or cliff notes before a test in Middle School..
Pretty sure it was to discredit her.
This legit may be the best A Closer Look segment on record
SHOTS! SHOTSSHOTSSSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOT SHOTS
It's all over, chaotic, and absolutely perfect!
LMFAOO
That senator sounded like a Chris Redd character on SNL when he's in a sticky wicket🤣🤣🤣
I have to point out that the original for Suicide is Painless did, in fact, have lyrics. It's a beautiful song!
Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
So this is all I have to say
Suicide is painless (suicide)
It brings on many changes (changes)
And I can take or leave it if I please
The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger
Watch it grin
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be
And I replied oh why ask me?
Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
And you can do the same thing if you please
Thank you...loved the song,loved the programme.
@@howler6490 I watched it with my grandpa when I was a kid, I have a lot of fond memories attached to that show!
The My Pillow guy impression is spot on
You're brilliant Seth Meyers, appreciate your views!
It’s super crazy people would be mad the the idea of a utopia. Now granted utopia for one may not be utopia for another but the way he used it ubiquitously made it sound like everybody would enjoy it
I think DC should be a state because there are people who live there and if they are being taxed they deserve representation- you know the thing our ancestors fought a revolution for?
The fact that green is just now reading the green new deal months after she got elected railing against it tells you all you need to know about her ability to be an effective lawmaker
It is just.. I don't even have the words anymore! I wonder if the people that voted for Marj, have regrets? Are they trying to figure out what she's actually doing for them? SMH. Marj and those of her ilk, are full blown, all out, ignorant, racist, hungry for the camera. I don't understand why or how they are racking up the cash donations? Ok!! 🤔🤔😟😕😦😳🙄 Part of me hopes AOC doesn't debate her. However, part of me wants her to!! AOC will have her for lunch!!! Bring it on!! Be careful what you wish for!! And way to go, Stacy! Again!! HAAAA! Mr. Kennedy!! Lmao!! Did she answer your question?? 🙄🙄🙄
She's an effective liar, bigot and racist. And that's all you need to be elected by the GOP cultists.
And.....she still calls it "communist".
Why am I not surprised?
10 bucks says she either didn't really read it, or is too unintelligent to understand it.
@@duelgundam too*
@@wadewilson2219 Ah, thank you.
damn you, autocorrect!
Its true, the founders biggest nightmare was a state being formed with no airport!
Not no airport!
No airport?! *dramatically faints*
Yeah according to Trump they fought so hard to defend the airports during the revolutionary war too.
"They attacked the airports [during the Civil War]"
-Trump
OH GOD NO people will have to keep using BWI airport as they have for decades oh, the humanity!!!
That dude is going to be so shocked when he finds out none of the original 13 colonies had an airport either.
But according the God-Emperor Trump they did.....remember his 4th of July speech where the spoke about the Minutemen who stormed the airports?
Or CAR dealerships.
@@ShadowFoxSF And the whole time they were able keep all the cell towers in service.
Apparently, you never took freshman American history at Trump University.
@@freshwaterwi lol, his "golden throne" is just a gold plated toilet.
_"You were working as hard you did when you were in the White House -- EXCEPT... you play golf a little more, you keep an insane schedule, seven days a week, you really don't stop..."_
*TRANSLATION: He's not working **_AT ALL_** and playing golf almost exclusively.*
My thoughts exactly
Dont be ridiculous he watches tv 12 hours a day
You are working as hard as you were before..... what he said is true.
He could have also said I've heard you are working 100 times as hard as you were before and that too would be true!
100×0=?
Plus an insane schedule is also true. Like its insane to watch 12 hrs of tv a day and play golf the other hours.
No lies again.
So he had many meetings and made many phone calls?
"Give us a detailed list'
*Starts giving detailed list
"Ok, shut up, that's too much detail"
the point was to let her screw up. She didn't, so he had to shut it down. It's about getting your way, not about the arguments. That's why they have trickle down economy, why everybody needs guns, why voting should not be fair, why taxes need to go... All in for the win and for them dollars. Has been the GOP's tactic for a long, long time. Explains Trump as well: They go for the short term win, even if that means supporting someone who ruins the party long term. 0 f's given. Or perhaps just the one F.
There's also the race factor.
A Kennedy wouldn't expect a black woman to have a thought in her head.
What he should have known is that Stacy, despite being black and a woman (the odds stacked against her), has two relevant masters degrees. She's used to people questioning her legitimacy at every turn. People like her don't just BS their way around an argument.
@@JoshSweetvale similar to how Biden seems to think they can't computer or internet?
@@pieshka4509 How exactly does he think this? Weird he'd have this thought when he was literally holding a senate seat with other black senators who had to also use computers and internet.....
If you didn’t know Ben Carson was a brain surgeon, you’d immediately assume he was a lobotomy recipient
OMG. Totally.
No one says "Brain surgeon" for a measure of intelligence anymore.
Carson wrote the book on DIY lobotomy.
Well he’s a 7th day Adventist
There's no way Ben would ever be allowed to take a blade to me!
John Kennedy: "Damn, I wasn't expecting you to give me a detailed, knowledgeable answer to the question that I wanted to zing you with under the assumption that like my other colleagues, you never read the full bills being signed into law yet feign outrage over them."
mediocre white guy crumbling in boss fight.
Tried to own her, realized it was going to work, even the interruptions didn't knock her off her game and realized it was time to give up.
I mean, if he allowed her to keep going, she'd just keep pointing out how restrictive (to voting) the bill actually is.
Dagnabbit......Darn Smarty Alec woman.....
The sad thing is his question was about something any *reasonable* person would expect Abrams to know. She led the fight to increase voter turnout for the 2020 election in her state. Why wouldn't she know what this new Jim Crow measure would do and have her objections ready when questioned?
Talk about underestimating your opponent.
If I only learned one thing in school, it was that John Adams always said "no airport/no statehood"!!!
😏
lol
A helipad should be able count, though, and there's one right next to the White House on the South Lawn!
If there was no airport for the continental army to take over, then why even call it a state?
...Do these guys know what the word, "Utopia" means? They're literally threatening their constituents with a good time
They're so against progress they honestly think Utopia is a bad thing.
"Do you all want to thrive and be able to live comfortably?!?! I didn't think so! You all clearly want the billionaires to have more money while you all struggle. How can you sit there asking for medicare for all when Elon Musk hasn't built his Mars base yet?!"
They are all about making good things seem bad and bad things seem good.
It's like in the 90s when conservatives attacked Clinton for wanting open service for gay people, with ominus attack ads ending with "is this the America you want?"
I was going to write the same thing, that a Utopia is a good thing... but my mind instantly countered with 'Nazi Utopia' and... yeah it's a Utopia... but... the other part...
@@asatowne5234 I mean if we're being honest Utopia is an impossible state of being because in a Utopia everyone follows the law and everyone is equal, but for that to happen you would need to rob people of they're free will and what's the point if no one gets to be free. However Utopia is seen by many as the polar opposite of Distopia which it is and isn't because one could argue that Utopia is Distopia, but that's a whole nother can of worms.
8:14 "Oh, you oppose our voting laws? Name everything you don't like about it."
Stacey Abrams: Okay.
That all you got?
The fact he kept repeating that like he was sure she only had 2 or 3 things that she did not like about it.
Oh, okay, I get the idea, you have real answers, now stop. I wasn’t really listening anyway.
He as a non-Georgian got spanked by the clearly smarter Ms. Abrams 👏
It was like a dim little bulb flickered on over his head and went, wow we really put a lot stuff in there, this isn’t going as well as I thought it would, Oh no she’s still going, this is really looking bad for us
Stalling and interrupting her with that lame excuse about poor sound quality. I didn’t watch the whole hearing, but I’d bet $10 he could hear the white witnesses just fine.
Kennedy v Stacy reminds me of that Monty Python scene in Life of Brian where they say "What have the Romans ever done for us" then get a list of benefits and then they keep saying yes, but what else?
I've never understood this. Of course there are a ton of logistics that go into transforming D.C. or a territory into a state, but when it's in our fellow citizens' best interest, i don't know how they can say no. Well I know how, they're trash, but still.
The 6 United States Territories (Washington D.C., Puerto Rico, U.S. Virgin Islands, Guam, Northern Marian Islands, and American Samoa) should be granted statehood already! I don't care what their political ideologies are, if these over 4 million people are American citizens, can fight and die in America's wars, are allowed to vote in the primaries, and most importantly are living in areas where U.S. currency is used and taxed, why not make these places states? Being an American born in D.C. or on 1 of the 5 Island Territories is like being at an all you can buffet but only allowed to use 1 plate; what's the point of only having partial benefits to being here given that you can't have full benefits like else? And as the old say goes: "No taxation without representation!"
@@jessetorres8738 Well said. If you are willing to put your life on the line for this country. Then as far as I am concerned, you have earned the right to be a U.S. Citizen. That person is more American than most.
@@phillbucs they are US citizens. They just don't have the same representation as the rest of us.
@@phillbucs Go read what you just posted !! Nobody can be that ignorant , wait you just proved me wrong
@@olympic-gradelurker Actually the people of American Samoa are only considered US nationals, not full citizens. Not that I fully understand what all that entails, other than apparently not being able to work government jobs that require you to be a citizen.
Did Ben Carson get so good at brain surgery that he decided to attempt it on himself? Is that what's going on?
Could be he gave himself a lobotomy?
Getting the brain out was the easy part, the hard part was getting the brain out
@@MrGiggles623
I came to see if someone had left the Professor Farnsworth quote; I’m glad to see it wasn’t a wasted effort haha.
Bravo!
All the best. 👍😀
No; he's just proof that you don't need to be wise to be a surgeon; you just need precise hands and a lot of memorization.
You go girl! Stacy is Ace! Bravo Abrams 👏 👏 👏
That was awesome
It’s still blows my mind that Ben Carson managed to become a brain surgeon despite not having a brain of his own.
Yeah 😂😂
Ben really likes Oreo cookies???? no he is NOT smarter than a 5th grader
Medicine goes really fast, and Ben Carson hasn't taken care of one actual COVID patient.
What does that make the leftist puppet, Seth? Ben is far more intelligent.
@Classified Information It's really strange how the late night talk shows have changed, Leno, especially Letterman are both clearly known Democrats but They made jokes about both sides and They didn't focus on hating Bush JR every night. Meyers, Colbert and Kimmel are still going on the anti-Trump/Republican rants. I'm not even a big Trump guy but This tribalism and hatred is exhausting.
Kennedy: "Oh fck, I wasn't expecting to get a real answer nor such a long detailed list of objections. Gotta get myself out if this."
She just listed things she didn't like not what was in the bill. It's funny how Seth could easily have his producers provide screenshots from the bill saying what she listed but won't. Absentee ballots were extended not limit same with going out to vote was extended to 6 days a week and even Sundays instead of 5days. Voting hours were also extended, and for photo ID which was always a thing including 7 other states (which provide them for free). If you can't provide one theres literally a second option where you can fill out a form and vote just like every other state. I'm black and came from poverty and carried 4 different IDs with me. Even CNN admitted that this wasn't true. This is just heavily politicized
@@darthcelsius6393 if you're carrying 4 IDs then you're a fool.
@@ericglenn979 that's not an argument kid, is having only 1 ID make you less of a fool? So only carry your state ID, not drivers license, military card, work ID, or passport. I'm not a fool you are just closed minded and don't have an argument so you have to respond with insults?
@@darthcelsius6393 to be clear: are you referring to the potential of extending the shortened early voting hours if the registrar allows it?
@@MrHyroglyph it's already extended, they have the potential to extend hours even further than that. So some can extend to 7 days a week
It pissed me off when he kept interrupting Abrams to say 'okay, what else?'
It just tells you he's not actually paying attention and just waiting for her to stop talking
He was not ready for an actual answer. Sorry buddy not everyone comes to work unprepared.
Unfortunately he doesn’t get the idea.
He was hoping to set up a dunk by counting on her not having any objections, or at best a short list of objections, for not having done her homework. He wanted to force an awkward "Um, well, also other things" clip for Fox News to blast to his GQB constituents. He didn't expect her to have actually done her homework, which is a comical underestimation of Stacy Abrams, so he just ended up looking like a fool when his ploy inevitably didn't work.
So triggering!!!! I almost spit acid
I think he was trying to piss her off. The cutting her off with "what else what else hurry up" followed immediately by cutting her off with "ok that's enough nonsense" is classic manipulative narcissism. The actual point is to exert power and cut her off. But he just looked dumb.
And hoping that she didn't know enough to be considered a threat to exposing the full measure of the atrocity of the voter suppression laws the scumbag Republicans are fighting hard to enact. She knew more, he realized that and that's when he said "I get it" he didn't want any more being said out loud for others to hear.
I think Seth has really excelled without an audience. His timing is so solid that an audience just slows him down.
Hell yeah
I totally agree. He's the only late night host that is still killing it. I'd say John Oliver is second, but he NEVER waited for the audience to catch up, which was/is kind of charming. I'd put Colbert third, he's grown into it. The rest aren't there at all.
Agreed
Only white liberals find white comedians funny lol 😂 god I miss Patrice O’Neal or Carlin or hitchens
@@theblackbrucewayne1385 IIRC, George Carlin WAS white - just reminding you...
When you think about it, it's kind of wild how 59 Senators could agree on something and want to take action on a particular issue, and yet the other 41 Senators can completely derail any sort of productive conversation or progress. It's time to eliminate the filibuster.
Stacey Abrams is phenomenal! Go Stacey!!!
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They're so used to not reading articles or briefings that they assume that no one does
That’s why they have a Legislative Assistant.
The timing is often ridiculously tight for the larger bills... nobody can seriously read 1000 pages of legalese in less than a day and remember details.
Part of it is intentional as the "hard work" is pushed over to the committees, but part of it is pure disregard for the process.
@@Ugly_German_Truths I'd say most of it is people stuffing things into bills that have nothing to do with each other, because they know it wouldn't get through otherwise. Both sides do this to some degree, and I hate it.
THE SWEETWATER FLORIDA CONSERVATIVE COMMUNITY CENTER HAS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW BE TRUF!!! JAWL HURR??? DC SHOULD NOT BE A STATE!!! 50 STATES IS A NICE ROUND NUMBER, 51 DOESNT HAVE A NICE RING TO IT!!! PLUS DC IS SAROUS/CLINTON/GATES FUNDED!!! WE DONT NEED MORE WHACK DO LIBERAL SLINKYS IN OUR NATION!!! #STOPJAWLSTEAL #INFOWARS #OPENJAWLSHEEPLESMIND
@@Ugly_German_Truths Bingo just like out last few stimulus bill with thousands of pages and people didn't know both parties tried increasing their salaries while millions of Americans were out of a job. Except for Seth and other millionaire night shows because they were labeled essential
John Kennedy really thought he could play smart saying “what else” hoping she would run of points 😂 Glad Stacey schooled him hard!
Yep. It was just a game of “Gotcha”!
@@maryrosekent8223 - And he lost!!!
Love how John Kennedy ended up saying "I get the idea." No you don't because you literally asked for a list from Stacey Abram. Don't interrupt her when she's going through the list YOU REQUESTED.
THE SWEETWATER FLORIDA CONSERVATIVE COMMUNITY CENTER HAS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW BE TRUF!!! JAWL HURR??? DC SHOULD NOT BE A STATE!!! 50 STATES IS A NICE ROUND NUMBER, 51 DOESNT HAVE A NICE RING TO IT!!! PLUS DC IS SAROUS/CLINTON/GATES FUNDED!!! WE DONT NEED MORE WHACK DO LIBERAL SLINKYS IN OUR NATION!!! #STOPJAWLSTEAL #INFOWARS #OPENJAWLSHEEPLESMIND
Lmao did she now? 😏
“There will be an airport and a car dealership in every state!!!!” -Abraham Lincoln
Everyone in the audiance: what are EITHER of those things?!?
Clearly one of the founding fathers, Abraham Lincoln
Carson didn't need anesthesia for his patients before surgery, he simply had a conversation with them for a minute or two.
Fun fact: A lot of brain surgery is actually done on conscious patients - that way you notice when you're hitting something you shouldn't...
@@heysemberthkingdom-brunel5041 interesting? yes! fun? i don't think so...
@@damp2269 All facts are fun if you have the right attitude ;-)
@@heysemberthkingdom-brunel5041 if all facts are fun then why do we categorize them as fun to begin with? :P
DC doesn't need a landfill anymore, they shipped all their trash to Florida on January 20th🤣
We can't bury the trash in DC, the GOP keep walking around.
I'm betting MTG did not read that bill. I've never heard that woman say anything based in fact whatsoever.
Plus she called it a "communist manifesto" and obviously she doesn't know what either of those two words mean. Why does every phrase out of her mouth make her sound like she is living in the 50's? How isolated is the place she lives? News of the end of the Cold War haven't reached her yet?
@@reginanegra Funny how Religion turns these turds into diamonds for comedy.
@@reginanegra New gen Republicans are so radicalized now. GOP is fracturing in ways old schoolers don't understand. There's no room for intellectual civil discourse anymore. It's like capitalism=christianity=democracy even though those are not categorically related. I'm scared for my children's future. MAGA call others sheeple but it does not dawn on them they digest and repeat verbatim what they see on Facebook.
@@reginanegra She campaigned on QAnon BS and got elected. And what is there to be surprised about? 2/3 of registered Republicans think Biden won by fraud and still think Obama wasn't a natural born citizen. It's hard to gauge whether or not these people were merely ignorant and got dumbed down by Faux News over the past 2-3 decades or if they were already mind numbingly stupid to begin with and only needed a vehicle to reflect their thought to voice. After all, it's a choice whether or not to believe the words coming out of a talking head's mouth.
You think she can read?
Stacey Abrams is comes prepared and knows what she's talking about. Like Katie Porter. I would feel safe with someone like them in charge, instead of some snarky old white supremacist interrupting and making catty remarks.
Prepared? She still thinks she won the election! 😂😂😂
I swear Ben Carson was still celebrating 4/20.
**rip** **cough** he needs some stronger stuff.
What do you mean 'still'? Have you seen how constantly sleepy his is? He has been celebrating 420 every damn day for 50 years now!
He used to operate on KID'S BRAINS. Isn't that the scariest.
Brain surgeon obviously damaged his brain 😆 🤣
😂😂😂
Whenever one of these hard R's says "socialism' or 'communism" just ask them to define it. 100% of them don't know WTF they are talking about.
Exactly 😅
Pretty much, it’s just the effect of fear and irrational hatred that it invokes which they love to harness for elections. They’ve gotten it done to a disgusting art.
Or if they call it the 'socialist communism'.
What’s even more fun is asking someone to differentiate Marxist Socialism from Democratic Socialism. Fun fact: no one can because they are one in the same.
Pretty sure their internal dictionary just says "Communism- Rewatch *Red Dawn* ."
I thought it really was the My Pillow Guy's voice for a few seconds. Seth's impersonation was PERFECT.
It really was.
Dawww Baers
He sounds like a combination of Flanders and coach z
Honest truth - COVID Late Night is better without a crowd. I love the atmosphere and Seth is always fantastic. I love how the crew gets involved. Just a fun atmosphere.
"the founders couldnt imagine that there would be a state without airports or car dealerships" what a statement to behold
Yeah what's with these guys and Airports? Which one of the founding colonies had an airport?
Sounds like those founding fathers were pretty dumb then lol
Aaaand now you have 69 likes.
I guess somebody wasn't paying attention when Trump informed us about the time the Continental Army took over the airports during the Revolutionary war.
C'mon, people, try to keep up.
@@danweyant707 also DCA is literally right across the river from DC. It is closer to the downtown of DC than most city airports. You can walk straight from your plane without going outside and into a metro stop and hop the yellow line and you are in downtown DC in 4 stops which takes maybe 15 minutes max. You can see the Washington Monument and the Capitol from there. I guarantee whatever city this guy is from probably flies into somewhere that takes a lot longer to get downtown. Living in DC and flying in and out of DCA is a joy. If you live in walking distance of a metro stop you never have to get a cab.
I think Marjorie Taylor Green read it because she thought it was about her. Not about trying to save the environment.
Anyone who goes by three names is a serial killer.
Miss Green shows her age of 100, but has not one year of wisdom.
Good point! I didn't even think about that LOL
I don't think she's still read it.
@@luinthoronytb Personally, I'm not convinced she CAN read.
Pathetic, how he tried to knock her off balance again and again, but she just ran him over like a bus!!!
To this day, I DEEPLY regret that I once considered voting for Ben Carson in 2016. It's one of my greatest shames.
AOC actually disclosed their "secret" on a late night show once: they do their homework & they pay their staffer decent wages
GOP and Corporate Dems: "But that's toooo haaaaaard! How are we supposed to keep our donor money in our pockets? "
Sounds like cheating!
@Acme Inc. Jog-on, KKKaren - blagodaryu vas, arsehole!
Our tax dollars pay their salary.
@Acme Inc. I thought you right wingers LIKED capitalism. Why are you complaining NOW? Because it's not your guy taking advantage of it?
You don't want a rim shot from a gastroenterologist, it means they've missed with the colonoscope …
💩🥁
As a nursing student this one made me laugh...
Oops.
That's what happens when your GE doc forgets to order the centerfire model.
No taxation without representation has no exceptions. Guam, PR as well as d.c. need representation.
I'm still stunned that Carlson is a DOCTOR! I wouldnt let him touch my dog, children or anyone I cared about! He RUINED his career and reputation!
Two Dakotas? I've lived in the Dakotas. Shove them into Montana and no one would notice, and the total population would be less than the population of the New York subway system at 6PM. If I'm wrong, add in the Long Island Rail and that'll square it.
You could probably throw in Wyoming as well.
I am a long-time DC resident: We pay federal taxes without representation and pay more per capita than any state. We also rank #22 among the states in taxes paid. And, our population is larger than Wyoming and Vermont, and we are about to eclipse the populations of Alaska and North Dakota.
But you have no car dealer!!!! 😂
@@lillic8522 Not to mention what I consider the fatal flaw, the absence of a landfill.
@@paghal11 That's right. Our founders sought to avoid states that don't have airports.
And the statehood movement long pre-dated “The Squad.” 🤗
@Acme Inc. Pretty sure Columbia University has no homicide rate.
The freedom to roll with tangents without worrying about carrying the audience is great
How the hell was Carson smart enough to become a brain surgeon? He sounds like he has a TBI himself.
By virtually all accounts, he was actually not only a good surgeon but quite a gifted one at that. He does speak slowly but that doesn’t mean he’s a dummy. Even very smart people can get weird ideas and start believing strange things later in life.
You see there are different types of intelligence. You can be an expert in one area and a dummy in another area. Would you ask an Olympic Track star to build a house?
@@KM-pm6qe Well, the fact that he thinks prison turns people gay is one reason why he's a dummy. 🤣
@none none can you point me to a credible (mainstream will do) source explaining this? I see he has had some lawsuits, but apparently an average number especially considering the high volume of surgeries and the complexity of many of them. I can’t find anywhere saying he botched a basic surgery.
Google Kary Mullis and there you have your answer.
"DC doesn't have an airport"
He's gonna be shocked when he finds out about Berlin, a city-state inside a federal union.
It's funny, because DC does have an airport. I've flown in and out of it myself.
@@mikefromwa Also funny because airports didn't exist when almost any of the states became part of the Union. There's only five states out of fifty that came in after the Wright brothers' first flight. That's just planes in general. I don't know when the first real airports were built.
@@christopherlundgren1700 Wait, wait, I'm sure there's someone who would disagree with you on that! Check the history according to 45:
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@@mikefromwa It serves DC but isn't located within the territory.
Or Hamburg. Or Bremen. Or Vienna.
'They shouldn't be able to vote because they won't vote for me' is an excuse I don't feel any compulsion to honor.
THE SWEETWATER FLORIDA CONSERVATIVE COMMUNITY CENTER HAS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW BE TRUF!!! JAWL HURR??? DC SHOULD NOT BE A STATE!!! 50 STATES IS A NICE ROUND NUMBER, 51 DOESNT HAVE A NICE RING TO IT!!! PLUS DC IS SAROUS/CLINTON/GATES FUNDED!!! WE DONT NEED MORE WHACK DO LIBERAL SLINKYS IN OUR NATION!!! #STOPJAWLSTEAL #INFOWARS #OPENJAWLSHEEPLESMIND
It's so funny to watch Abrams's iterlocutor's switch flip from "pfft that's it? do you have anything else?" to "okay this is way too much, I get the idea."
Honestly after he said that she could have said: "Are you sure I could go on. You know what I'll save us both some time I hate everything about this bill. It has no redeeming qualities."
Abrams is a smart women. Stop talking like a fool.
Classic John Kennedy,. 100%. A perfect Southern jackwagon, is he.
@peter g You forgot to capitalize your fist letter, not to mention how pathetic you look for nitpicking that when it's easy to understand his meaning due to context.
- "You fell aSLEEP?"
- "It was fourteen pages! Front and back!"
C'mon. Seth is a comedian. He read and displayed every page during his show. Claiming to have fallen asleep was just a joke.
That's from Friends - I got that reference.
@@grutarg2938 Oh yeah, when Rachel wrote that long letter to Ross. THEY WERE ON A BREAKKKKK!
I HEAR it.
Although I bet MTG didn't have to read handwritten FRONT AND BACK. Probably double spaced - and she thought all she had to read would be split into bite-sized 280 character tweets. 🙄
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Damn... Seth’s Owen Wilson impression is on point.
Owen Wilson is weak now look his Luke Wilson is killing in dramas and stargirl
Did you see Melissa Villaseñor last night? Her Kristen Wiig impression was incredible!
His Owen Wilson is almost as good as his Vince Vaughn is bad. He just goes for it though!
Nope, it's not even close
So’s his Ben Franklin.
I could never be a politician. Interrupting me to say, "What else?" and then interrupting me AGAIN just to say, "I get the idea." Oh Lord have mercy, the string of profanity and fire that would spew forth from my soul uncontrollably would most assuredly get me locked away for many years. I have zero patience for that type of *Expletive* *Removed* garbage.
She is used to their disrespect. that's why she handles it so well.
Omg- I am so grateful- I thought that I was going to have to fall asleep tonight without seeing Stacey Abrams V Kennedy for one last time. She Whack A Moled him and flicked him off like a bothersome booger in the most classy way
I’ve been laughing about it all day!
@boaty msboatface.......”flicked him off like a bothersome booger.....” that speaks volumes. Well said!
Kennedy: “You have more? Huh do ya?”
Abrams: “Yes I do (proceeds to list them)”
Other Republicans: “What happen to good ol days when politicians and political figures did not do their job. I miss you my Orange King, working is so hard now, we have to actually read. 😢”
Kennedy just kept asking "what else?" like he's clearly eager to drop a "well that's clearly not enough" immediately after she runs out... *except she just keeps firing more and more* up to a point where he'd look like an obstructionist goon if he brought up the "not enough" line after that.
If they told me Ben carsin was the only doctor that could operate on me, I would say no thanks.
"DC would be one of the first states without an airport."
Did he forget about Reagan National Airport? Ya know, it's right on the Potomac. It's one of American Airlines' hubs. The 3 letter airport code is literally DCA. Does he not remember?
Technically, Reagan Airport isn't in DC proper; it's just across the Potomac River.
@@thomasakagi7545 right, but it also is one of three major airports that serves the DC Metro area, and it's the only one close enough to allow direct access from the airport to the city center via public transit. Which, in my book, qualifies it to be a DC airport.
Let's be real, here.
Forget whether or not D.C. has an airport.
Forget whether that even F*CKING matters. Actually, don't forget that. It doesn't. But pretend to forget it.
How about this... How many of the states had an airport when they were admitted?
I'm surprised that guy didn't whine about where will the star go?
"D.C doesn't have an airport"
Me, who nearly died from altitude sickness flying out of DCA terminal: 👁👄👁
Native Washingtonian here 🙋🏿♀️ DCA is actually in VA. Either way, DC residents need and deserve representation. #51st
yeah it's like saying NYC doesn't matter because LGA isn't in Manhattan
funny part is the founding fathers would care about it 100 years before the wright brothers got an actual functioning plane.
EDIT: is a bit more than a 100 but my point stands.
@@MichaelChelen Well, Queens is part of NYC. It's I think the most populated part. Maybe Minneapolis might be a better example bc the airport's in Bloomington next to the Mall of America
I didn't know altitude sickness could be fatal...
We tied a chicken nugget to a rumba and made Eric chase it ... that joke is gold 👌
I do something similar with my cat with fresh catnip :P It is one of the best thing my precious fluffer knows!
"But it wasn't all laughs, he came back" Hahaha
It easy “gold”, but I laughed. So that accounts for something.
Mr. Kennedy asked a question, then seemed a little perturbed when Ms Abrams gave a detailed answer. 🤔
So he is playing golf 7 days a week now? Having an insane schedule playing golf is not anything to brag about
No it is if you’re actually good at it. No ones gonna look at Phil Mickelson weird for playing golf every day. Trump is just a moron.
Well that's just substituting "Executive Time" and calling into Faux for something else. Not much difference
Please look up about how he cheats at golf too (of course), so people hate playing with him. Famous golf reporter wrote a book about it, it's gold.
@@robertsmith-williams5255 the name of the book is Commander in Cheat and i loved it. I don't know much about golf but still enjoyed all the stories explaining the many ways he cheats as easily as breathing.
Yes, I'm sure the founding fathers were most concerned that all new states have airports and car dealerships.
Why show DJT"s picture at all? We are done with that CON!!!
Won't work anymore
Agreed. It's like getting a nasty electric shock every time it pops up. It's totally unnecessary.
@darknightoftroy Excellent and important point.
I can't wait till we see him in an orange jumpsuit, til then, we can call him dumb names like "Eric's diet coke addicted dad" or "Insurectile dysfunction."
lol that Amadeus joke reminded me of the time my US History teacher played "Hair" in class but covered the TV with a towel during the nudity scenes and stuck his head under to watch it by himself until the nude scenes were over. You know, to make sure we didn't miss any of the non-nude parts. 😂
"... except you play a little golf more."
What, did Trump invent the 26 hour day somehow?
so he plays tiny golf...more often? Does anyone speak correct english anymore?
The condescending attitude and dismissiveness of Kennedy while Abrams was speaking 😡
He's pure slime.
13:40 Am I the only one that is still stuck on that dude saying the founders wanted to avoid having a state without an airport or a car dealership? Really? In 1700s they knew what an airport is?
Not only that, but there are 3 major airports in the DC area... So IDK WTF he is going on about there...
I guess they didn't have them until the civil War and (as the MORON stated) they had to protect them! ROTFLMAO
Republicans are dumb as f*ck because most of them have never done any real work due to having thier parents pay thier way through life and shool.
if this is your complaint, maybe you should back away from comedy. You obviously think Tucker is being sincere.
@@delranson2389 no trump said it was during the revolutionary war.
This is an example why Greene is a “Karen”,
She is worse. She has the mentality and attitude of a karen with the intelegence level of a kevin.
As someone from DC we have been trying to get statehood for a while but this is the closest we have ever gotten!!! so I'm crossing my fingers :)
Ditto
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I would watch a 3 hour movie of Ben Franklin getting lost in Boston being heckled by any and all Bostonians.
omg that would be amazing
Wicked amazing.
THE SWEETWATER FLORIDA CONSERVATIVE COMMUNITY CENTER HAS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW BE TRUF!!! JAWL HURR??? DC SHOULD NOT BE A STATE!!! 50 STATES IS A NICE ROUND NUMBER, 51 DOESNT HAVE A NICE RING TO IT!!! PLUS DC IS SAROUS/CLINTON/GATES FUNDED!!! WE DONT NEED MORE WHACK DO LIBERAL SLINKYS IN OUR NATION!!! #STOPJAWLSTEAL #INFOWARS #OPENJAWLSHEEPLESMIND
“one time we tied a chicken nugget to a roomba, and watched eric chase it for three days.”
just spit out my morning shake.
Lol, It wasn't all laughs though, remember that he came back.
"The only state without a capital."
Excuse me: Berlin is its own capital. Hamburg is its own capital. Singapore is its own capital.
I am not even American. But, Stacy Abrahms is my hero! I just love how she keeps her cool!
Absolutely, she is a Kool Kat!
She's a black woman in America. She's lived her whole life dealing with the disrespect of old men, white men, and old white men.
yeah, she so OG, wor, what it is, chillin in da crib, yo...
@Aaron Friedman no, that was another lady who is now under investigation. Stacy Abrahams has been very vocal about all the "legal" attempts that have disenfranchised community of colors' rights, including their right to vote. Hopefully other Yale graduates join her in her efforts.
@Aaron Friedman oh my Allah. First things first. Shut down Dominion, put all the employees of color on paid furlough. Seize their records. Give all Dominions services and asset to the downtrodden for free. Taht will send a message to the rich greedy.
I actually believe Hanitty,
Trump works as hard as before, which is/was 0 mins/week
Trumps first 100 days in office, 19 days spent playing golf.
Biden's first 100 days in office, 0 days spent playing golf. Biden played golf for the first time, 4 days ago, which is past his 100 day mark.
@@jeremybackup5758 They just figured out how to run power to a teleprompter on a golf course ..
OMG!!! 🤣🤣🤣Seth's impression of Mike Lindell is ABSOLUTE PERFECTION!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I REALLY thought it WAS Lindell when they were only showing Lindell's pic, and then they showed Seth, too, and I was dead!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 SO WELL DONE, Seth!!! 👏👏👏👏
THE SWEETWATER FLORIDA CONSERVATIVE COMMUNITY CENTER HAS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW BE TRUF!!! JAWL HURR??? DC SHOULD NOT BE A STATE!!! 50 STATES IS A NICE ROUND NUMBER, 51 DOESNT HAVE A NICE RING TO IT!!! PLUS DC IS SAROUS/CLINTON/GATES FUNDED!!! WE DONT NEED MORE WHACK DO LIBERAL SLINKYS IN OUR NATION!!! #STOPJAWLSTEAL #INFOWARS #OPENJAWLSHEEPLESMIND
Had no idea Seth was this good at impressions? For the last couple weeks watching these, I've been more and more amazed! Absolutely nailed Mike Lindell!
Can we all admit that the concept of American "territories" is inherently undemocratic and very hypocritical coming from a country that had a whole revolution because of "taxation without representation"?
Every territory subject to American laws and taxes should have statehood, full stop. DC is a great first step, but what about Puerto Rico, Guam and America's other holdings? If not, we have no right to enforce our laws or collect taxes from them.
I agree so I hope this doesn't sound disingenuous but the "Founding Fathers" were given a bunch of choices, including the representation they claimed to wish, exemption from several taxes and autonomy to elect most people in the colonies. They just lost control of some events and decided to surf the tide, as that gave them a chance to not only pay no more taxes at all but to break the treaties with the natives, they saw a chance created by others and took all for themselves.
If they really like having fifty states and don't want to change the flag, they could always combine the two Dakotas into a single state...
THE SWEETWATER FLORIDA CONSERVATIVE COMMUNITY CENTER HAS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW BE TRUF!!! JAWL HURR??? DC SHOULD NOT BE A STATE!!! 50 STATES IS A NICE ROUND NUMBER, 51 DOESNT HAVE A NICE RING TO IT!!! PLUS DC IS SAROUS/CLINTON/GATES FUNDED!!! WE DONT NEED MORE WHACK DO LIBERAL SLINKYS IN OUR NATION!!! #STOPJAWLSTEAL #INFOWARS #OPENJAWLSHEEPLESMIND
Give Alaska to the Canadians. Pay them to take it if you have to, but get rid of it. We already have a Texas, we don't need two.
Ted Cruz, "Democrats want more senators because they can't win on policy." So, that would mean DC would send two more Republican senators since your policies are so good...
in every poll ever taken on policy the dems win in the 70% range..
@@charlesreid9337 The GOP: The true party of Minorities.
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By which I mean they stand behind policies that a minority of Americans want
Don't try using logic when talking about their arguments. You'll only give yourself a headache.
At which point we bring up the big ol' book of "Republican Presidents who didn't win the popular vote."
Love the Kennedy/Abrams bit - shows how pathetic the GOP is, that they can’t address matters of substance
GQP forgetting that debates are debates, not owning the other person with popularity.
nah, it's about votes and popularity. That explains a lot... If it was about arguments, the US would be great (again?).
I love Seth making all the fun in-jokes with the rest of the production team. It makes me feel so involved in the show!
All these covid era episodes have the 'Filmed between 11pm-12pm after a few drinks' sorta vibe
It took Marjorie Taylor Greene longer to read 14 pages then it took Lil John to write "shots shots shots shots shots shots...everybody!"
Ben Carson is one blink away from dozing off and never waking up again
Looks like a zombie.
We can always hope for the same with Miss Greene.
Only can only hope
The slightest breeze could Knock hin out.
One can only hope!
“This is exactly what our Founders sought to avoid...D.C. would be the only state without an airport...” Bruh, D.C. has TWO major, international airports. One of them is named after Ronald Regan. How do you not know this?!? And if you count BWI it’s three airports!
@JRose0926 He would have been a tiny bit right if he had said "Washington DC doesn't have an airport within its borders". DCA is in Arlington VA, BWI is in Baltimore MD, and IAD is in Dulles VA. But he's an idiot regardless. He probably got to the nation's capital by riding on an ass.
@@jalabi99 and the ass was truly embarrassed and deeply sorry
uh... and also, the founders took horses to travel. this is absolutely laughable. second hand embarrassment that an elected official would utter this nonsense. what is up with us education that he thinks he can get away with this bullshit?!
He must have woken up just before it was his turn to say something.
@@ludicrousone8706 we forgive the ass that was being ridden but we can't forgive the ass doing the riding! XD
Ben Carson is a reminder that brain surgeons should never operate on themselves
Stupid but funny
Maybe he can do heart surgery on himself instead. 🤣
For some reason, "Suicide is Painless" is the only English song I can sing perfectly.
I've never seen the series, but the M.A.S.H movie was absolutely priceless.
Give the series a watch. I've seen it many times over and it's great. I think you'll like it. :)
Seconding give the series a watch. It's fantastic, and still relevant 50 years later. ... I can't believe it's been that long since the 70s. And I was born in the 80s.
@@eweliyi the series is complete rubbish. Alan Alda can't act to save his miserable life. The show might have been decent for one season but 11 was too much.
@@minav2975 it was rubbish then and it's still rubbish. The stories were repeated over and over and over. I guess Americans really will watch anything
@@zapkvr to each its own. I happened to enjoy everything about the show including Alan Alda. If you didn't, there are plenty of other shows to watch. Cheers
6:35 She's proud about being able to read 14 pages because she usually only reads 14 words.
Hm, you think those 14 "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children" or those 14 "Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth."?
Did you know Simple Greene cannot use binoculars? They are too far apart even when closed.
Watch more Hannity.
He graduated high school.
Nothing else, though.
Hahaha
@@g0679 Intelligence isn't measured by schooling. There are many factors that influence intelligence. AOC is a perfect example.
Watching Kenedy's reaction to Stacy Abrams list was priceless!
Next up: Apparently Taylor Greene is bending over backwards for the chance to debate AOC. Of course, if AOC decides to indulge her, Taylor Greene will get absolutely _hammered_ !
Our Woman, Stacy Abrams was READY!!!! i love her
Get help
@@daddyrabbit835 I believe it is you who needs help if you don't think she destroyed him!
That Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson bit made my night LMAO
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