All of my sisters friends are swifties and two of my friends are Taylor Swift MAD but me: *obsessed with my celebrity crush but only has a tiny cut out picture of him lol
as a taylor swift fan, this was very funny lol. somehow i managed to get tickets to the eras tour for only $70 each. bought them an entire year in advance but i can’t wait!!
How? It is called programming the masses. They did same with Beatles Queen etc. Research TAVISTOCK INSTITUTE. Then they have their MEDIA to brainwash the viewers ... It is really all pretty simple.
Let’s be fr, most of the songs on her new album sound the same. I’m not even anti-Taylor swift (for the most part) and some of her songs are catchy but don’t ask me to repeat even one of the tunes of her new song because I have no clue.
@@adelekonterwell to me midnights is all over the place not to say the album is bad and tortured poets is her most cohesive one sonically which is either a hit or miss depending on if u like it or not personally i loved it so i am big fan of the album
at the beginning, the amount of time in the song was the amount of time it takes haters to decide they don't like a song (it's only because it's by her and they refuse to like a single lyric of hers)
…. Why is this accurate tho-😭 Like only after we say how amazing it is we watch it and once we’re finished listening to it, we’re even more mind blown then we could’ve possibly imagined😂
Me: Wait... Do i have two eyes?. Ohhh yea i think most people have two eyes 👀 My friends: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHERES MY OTHER EYE? Me: Oh yea i might of sold your eye for one ticket to the Taylor Swift concert 🎉🎉🎉
my younger sister was that person who bought a whole bunch of eras tickets when they were like $300 each, and then turned around and sold most of them at a 400% markup.
As a swiftie who doesn’t do that, I can confirm that this is true. My bestie got eras tour tickets and she told me and I said when did you become a swiftie and she said ever since I got tickets 🤦♀️
Any swifties here were last week-end in Paris ? The view of you all walking up the Esplanade de la Défense to reach the Arena was something to behold. I was walking down, sun in my back, and you were all glowing from all the shimmers reflecting the sun, and sharing enthousiasm :-) Only knew Taylor Swift by name before, so I watched a few leaks, and as a die-hard prog-rock fan, I totally acknowledge the work and performance level. I hope you all had a great time :-)
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It’s scary how accurate this is
You sold both your kidney's!? 😮
@@Corusame I’m not a swifte so no, I didn’t
@@maplemaple626 You wanna be one?😈
@@SpaceCat7642 No thanks I’m good
This conversation 💀
“Let’s listen to it”
“I was-“
*turns of*
“That was the best album ever”
Slay 💀
Finally
Genius.
She's a genius. On point comedy.
yes
I actually did that when I first heard the albusmssss
Lmfao
Selling org*ns is illegal! (And I’m not talking about the piano type) Don’t do it guys, not even for the Eras tour!
what!?! it isn’t legal? what am i supposed to do for taylor? 😢😢😢
(i’m not the biggest fan of Taylor)
But what else am I going to do with grandma
wait, WHAT?! I can’t sell my lungs? :(
(joke)
Ugh I get queasy just reading about removing org*ns, had to do that to my gallbladder nearly 9 years ago🤢 sorry😭
I need a shoutout 😅😢
Omg Taylor has two eyes guys! It’s a sign
She’s been trying to tell us this whole time!!
@@EliseEcklund it’s crazy 😳
@@EliseEcklundit's gonna be 2 years, like the eyes, she will fall off the music industry
Yessss
Did you know taylor has two ears too???? NO WAY
as a swiftie i can confirm this is true
me too
As can I. But like… she never misses.
So can I. But the album is really good!!
Piss off
@@EliseEcklund fr though, she never misses
NO THIS IS SO TRUE THOUGH
I listened to .0001 seconds of who’s afraid of little old me and knew it was gonna be my favorite tbh
@@EliseEcklundwho’s afraid of little old me is the best yass
@@EliseEcklundI thought it was just me!!!
@@EliseEcklundI did the same with MBONHFT, and I was like “this is my favorite now.”
@@EliseEcklund stop trolling
OMG I never seen something so relatable in MY LIFE.
It’s scary how the fact that if she did run for president she’d win seeing the president we have now
💀🤣 women didn’t even want a women president man think about that shit for a second
you depicted us perfectly 😭😭
We’re all wild
@@EliseEcklundikrr ❤
How and why ? They love her what is hard to understand ?
As a Swiftie, can confirm
I can confirm I sold both of my Kidneys for Clancy Tour tickets
😂
That’s unrelevant but i’d do the same
stop i literally sat there on my laptop constantly refreshing all night just to get the tickets the second they went on sale 💀
@@elmo-uz1vf SAME, and then my dad pranked me and told me he got nosebleeds💀
Ayy it's the few the proud the emotional
Every second girl in my class rn
All of my sisters friends are swifties and two of my friends are Taylor Swift MAD but me: *obsessed with my celebrity crush but only has a tiny cut out picture of him lol
@Beanie786 my celeb crush is my pfp 😳
Hell yea for the Jay Ray soundbyte. That dudes music slaps, deserves more recognition.
song name please? 👉🏻👈🏻
Great artist
@@skinfullyking vultures
As a swiftie, I can confirm this is real.
As a swiftie myself I can agree that SOME SWIFTIES on social media act like this
Piss off
This is everyone that I have ever met 😭
I wouldn't want to live your life for two milliseconds if these are the only kind of people you meet. Your life sounds miserable
@@YungMisfit20fr
@@YungMisfit20 geez 🙄 at least I don’t sit around and comment crap towards people who did nothing to you. You sound bored
@@YungMisfit20TROLL
@@OFCITSPIPERfr
as a taylor swift fan, this was very funny lol. somehow i managed to get tickets to the eras tour for only $70 each. bought them an entire year in advance but i can’t wait!!
that's crazy you were able to get tickets that cheap! Hope you have fun at the concert!!
"I Think Most Most People Have Two Eyes"
"Wait, I Have Two Eyes, IM A TAYLOR SWIFT EASTER EGG"
I wonder if there is a Jojo reference for it
As a swiftie this is a A++
I love Elise, she brightens by day 😊
ngl swifties scare me. HOW are they so dedicated 🤯
...i appear to have started a war
How? It is called programming the masses. They did same with Beatles Queen etc. Research TAVISTOCK INSTITUTE. Then they have their MEDIA to brainwash the viewers ... It is really all pretty simple.
It's like any other brainwashed fandom tbh.
Ummm
Ummmm
It’s not even that they’re lowkey so annoying 😅
why is this so true tho
Me: *the starting beat starts for 0.01 secs* wow dis my new fav
it's me, I'm this person, it's me 😭😭☝🏻
I already knew how accurate this was gonna be before I even watched it
As a Swiftie I’d like to confirm this is true but I already d*ed from selling my two kidneys
😂 why is that so accurate 😂
this is the most truest of true I’ve seen. i legit have friends who do this.
The first one is away too accurate 💀😭
You just summed up the whole of our fandom so well😭
So accurate frrr! Me listening to the first song for 5 sec : omg like she ateee that it’s like so amazing the whole album like SLAYY
This is the best parody I have seen 😂
Thanks Elise :)
I guess by that logic, we're all going to run for president of the entire world in 2 years and win.
As a Swiftie this is so accurate 😂
It’s actually so sad to think that if Taylor did run for president- she’d win by a LANDSLIDE 😭😭
I know, right? I like her music and hard work but NOT her moral ideas and political views....
and then every 13 year old
boy would decide to hate america💀😭😭😭💀💀
She would be an amazing president, though... better than the two senile men that are running. I would finally feel safe
@@Corgisimmer07this guys high
@@Medicine481your high
Fr like they be making absolutely no sense and then they'll be like "YoU wOuLdN't GeT iT, iT's SwIfTiE mAtH"
Like, what the heck is that?
She makes no sense herself.
What friends do you have?😮
@@meganlovesdisneyandcrafts4780 sure elsa
fr swifties are weird
@@orcasrock so psycho
So relatable the album skit happened to me
I've watched 5 of your shorts and I haven't blinked in the past 5 minutes.
I sold both my kidneys for the money is too real
BUUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ELISE FOUND THE MISSING EASTER EGG
she's been trying to tell us all along, i can't believe we didn't see it sooner
@@EliseEcklund frfr (OMG ELISE JUST REPLIED TO ME?!?!)
As a swiftie I think that is the song i can do it with a broken hearts wich swears and its in hear new album THE TORUTED DEPARTMENT
OMG I LOVE UR MUSIC AND THIS RANDOMLY SHOWED UO ON MY FYP
Swiffie Taytay's influence is too powerful
this is random but i found a song kidz bop won't sing: karma "by" jojo
this is really accurate actually. like REALLY accurate.
good job 👍
Your sense of humor is RIGHT up my alley 😅
Let’s be fr, most of the songs on her new album sound the same. I’m not even anti-Taylor swift (for the most part) and some of her songs are catchy but don’t ask me to repeat even one of the tunes of her new song because I have no clue.
YES! I wanted to like it, but as I tried song after song, they just sounded... the same.
Kinda agree. It took me days to notice the difference. But for me Midnights has more similar songs.
@@adelekonterwell to me midnights is all over the place not to say the album is bad and tortured poets is her most cohesive one sonically which is either a hit or miss depending on if u like it or not personally i loved it so i am big fan of the album
The cult does act like this.
Fr
The eras tour is like me bro well I was gonna go but all the tickets are sold out😭
That is literally me
Once i play not even a Millseceond of the song and be like OmG i LoVe ThIs SoNg So MuCh
For real
The easter egg part is sooooo right
I love how accurate this is, but I also hate it because of how accurate it is, and I’ve met some pretty crazy Swiftys
Me: I’m not a swiftie
Also me: 🎶 WHO’S AFRAID OF LITTLE OOOLLLDD MEEeeeEEÆÆ WELL YOU SHOULD BEEEE 🎶
at the beginning, the amount of time in the song was the amount of time it takes haters to decide they don't like a song (it's only because it's by her and they refuse to like a single lyric of hers)
Lol fr tho!! Btw ur vids are SOO funny!! keep it up~
as a swiftie, this is SO true.
lol true i used to like taylor swift and i was the exact same but i only listened to like 1 second of it and said i loved it instantly
swifties be like:
They really do
SwiftUI’s are the example of a fan base that are just relentless
😂😂😂 I'm a hardcore Swiftie but I loved your video ....the speed of deciphering every song!!!❤
As a swiftie this is so accurate…..
Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the life! ❤️✝️ (John 14:6 & John 3:16)
Geez even in jokes the Bible thumpers gotta take everything literally
Wee lass. If only ye knew how much yer vids lift me spirits. I dinnae have the words. But I'm hooked now. 🍀🎸🍀
Taylor Swift Is MY Favorite Singer❤️🤩🤩🤩
The eras tour thing is so real i swear😂😂😂Love your vids❤
I love it ! So relatable! 🤍🩶🖤
…. Why is this accurate tho-😭 Like only after we say how amazing it is we watch it and once we’re finished listening to it, we’re even more mind blown then we could’ve possibly imagined😂
👇 people who saw her blink for the first time
Taylor:*inhale*
Me: A SIGN!!!
As someone whose sister is a swiftie. Can confirm this is accurate
taylor swift is my favorite singer❤😊
🤣 she must be a swifty to do this so accurately. 🤣 How amazing is this woman?; 💕
THIS IS SO TRUE I WAS LISTENING TO TTPD AND WHEN I WENT ON YT I SAW A POST SAY ‘OMG GUYS NEW FAV ALBUM’ MIND YOU SHE JUST FINISHED FORTNIGHT
Omg the begging is so true that exactly what I did 😭 but then I actually listened to it it still can’t beat lover for me
You can be happy 😊
Me: Wait... Do i have two eyes?. Ohhh yea i think most people have two eyes 👀 My friends: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHERES MY OTHER EYE? Me: Oh yea i might of sold your eye for one ticket to the Taylor Swift concert 🎉🎉🎉
This is ridiculously accurate LMAOOO
That's so true I'm a swiftie myself
FR THOUGH HOW ARE YOU SO RELATABLE 😂😂😂😂❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷
Stop coming for us like that 😭😭😭
As a swiftie I can confirm
This woman should win an oscar for being too relatable 😂
I was so sleep deprived I loved it but when I went back to listen to it I was like oh it’s still good but not as good as I thought it was at 12 AM
The kidney got on my knees!! 🤣
taylor swift is so good she only needs to wait 2 yrs to run for president not 4
my younger sister was that person who bought a whole bunch of eras tickets when they were like $300 each, and then turned around and sold most of them at a 400% markup.
As a swiftie who doesn’t do that, I can confirm that this is true. My bestie got eras tour tickets and she told me and I said when did you become a swiftie and she said ever since I got tickets 🤦♀️
as a swiftie i think all of us need to admit this us 100% accurate 😂
A SpongeBob + Teddy Bear conjoined twins T-shirt isn't something I knew that I needed until I saw it.
Poeple who just lisend the beginning of all her new songs and said "best songs ever"
THIS IS LITERALLY ME I LISTENED FOR 2 SECONDS AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH🤣🤣💖💖
I am a swiftie and this was beautiful and so acurate
Any swifties here were last week-end in Paris ? The view of you all walking up the Esplanade de la Défense to reach the Arena was something to behold. I was walking down, sun in my back, and you were all glowing from all the shimmers reflecting the sun, and sharing enthousiasm :-) Only knew Taylor Swift by name before, so I watched a few leaks, and as a die-hard prog-rock fan, I totally acknowledge the work and performance level. I hope you all had a great time :-)
please.. stop stealing my family’s organs
BUT IM IN MY PSYCHOPATHIC ERA SLAYY 🔥🔥
I love the part when she listens to 1 seconded to the album turns it off made me laugh😂😂😂😂!
I DO THAT EVERY TIME WHEN TAYLOR HAS A NEW SONG😂😂😂😂 HOW ARE YOU SO PRETTY AND FUNNY YOU ARE PERFECT
bro all of my friends are like this😂
As a swiftie I can say this is pretty accurate
WERE YOU STALKING ME ON THE FIRST ONE😭😭😭