Matt is like a child in the first start."No Matt,don't play with the helicopter.No Matt, you can't hit the floor at supersonic speeds.No Matt, don't rpg yourself"
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear sh
The "Warzone but..." videos are so entertaining to watch lmao. It's just playing the game but in a different way and getting the same conclusion, it's just so cool
When Smii7y said “There’s so many rats in here” I expected him to follow up with “Rats? Rats Make Me Crazy, They trapped Me In A Room, A Rubber Room, A Rubber Room With Rats, Rats? Rats Make Me Crazy, They trapped Me In A Room, A Rubber Room, A Rubber Room With Rats.
The ”blarg callout strategy” is one i am really familiar with since i have a friend who either says nothing and just starts shooting, says enemy close/right here and starts shooting before his teammates (me) can confirm that i see the enemy. Every time i have to as WHERE is the enemy, and he usually says enemy is right there and no pings, no compass directions, no descriptive markings, no nothing.
its gonna be ok i know how it feels it sucks at first but it gets better weird to say i know but its been 7 plus years since mine passed i still think about it from time to time but i made my peace with it and ik hes in a better place
Warzone drinking game: Take a shot every time smii7y makes a “me when-“ joke Take a shot every time Matt says Hamburger Take a shot every time Matt does funny accent bit Take a shot every time they make a racism Take a shot every time smii7y makes a joke no one laughs at Take a shot every time Matt yells randomly
Warzone Strat: The Imposter One person is the imposter, their goal is to be the sole survivor and kill of that other team members. The rest of the group needs to kill the imposter and hope they dont rez the wrong person. Clickbait the video, pretending you're playing Among us for bonus points if you're the Imposter for the strat.
I’m massa now
epic
Quoi
Massive?
We do it!
Frog Burgers.
I love matts duality between Smii7ys channel and the goons on this one HES the insane one but in the goons he’s the only reasonable person there
He's actually really clever, as shown on the podcasts, he just has alternate personas
Ah yes the duality of man
I was thinking of just that but about Blarg, he's the crazy one here but with the goons he's the sane one.
@@Dragobot7 Matt is Blarg
@@Dragobot7 they are the same person
Loki ain’t the god of chaos, Matt grasps that title firmly with both hands
well technically loki was the god of mischief, so matt easily takes the title of god of chaos
@@WorstGenCrypto in the mythology, he’s the god of both mischief and chaos
@@lupin2361 unfortunately massa’s dethroned him
@@Hunts-so1jb Don’t let Sir Nelson Grizzwald Esquire hear that name
@@lupin2361 oh, i never actually heard of that before
well matt still easily takes the title, like you said
i wish Matt was the supreme commander of the United Armies during one of the World Wars. I would get an A on that test in school.
This is amazing
What military force stormed the beach of Normandy?
“Hamburgerrr”
Honestly General Patton was probably even more unhinged than Matt which is fucking wild
But whenever he would make a public announcement he would use the funny mic
What war propaganda was formed by BlargmySchnoopie?
Frog legs + Bucket?!
FRUCKET
"Today's strat is the opposite!"
Me: to kill Smitty?
"Keep Matt alive"
Me: oh.
Thats basicly every sission tho
LMAO That's exactly what I said XD
Yo, I thought the same thing!!
Same, but it ended up being way funnier
Oh fuck off smitty will never die against blarg smitys an absolute fucking god
Them: the second strat is to not give any call outs and just say "over there"
My teammates: *I am a master of this skill*
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The Uber strat was unironicaly one of the funniest strats I've ever seen
It actually wasn’t a bad strat either
It reminded me of Transit
Matt is like a child in the first start."No Matt,don't play with the helicopter.No Matt, you can't hit the floor at supersonic speeds.No Matt, don't rpg yourself"
That was a special needs operation
You're supposed to have a space after punctuation.
Whats with the fuckin bots lately, theres 2 in one subcommentsection
@@timliefferink That time of the month again
@@timliefferink wait, where are they now?
The more you try to keep Matt alive, the more number of ways he finds to get himself killed.
And the naughty little child finds it hilarious, too.
First strat: don’t let Matt play as he normally does
the other hand is down his throat tryna get the ham
@@Neptune523Trying to get Kermit out of his throat
This was crazy funny, I'd love to see more of this. Blarg is a content orchestra and Smii7y is the maestro who plays it out so well
This title was all I needed for a quick view
Same
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear sh
Yeh same here
@@AxxLAfriku Ratio
OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENT ON MY VIDEO!!
OR ELSE I'M GONNA FIND YOU..,,.
The "momma duck" comment at 11:51 is easily one of the funniest things I have heard from Matt after a freak out. Lmao
idk these people, but when puffer (I think that that's he's name) start screaming, smiity's name I lost it 🤣😭
idk these people, but when puffer (I think that that's he's name) start screaming, smiity's name I lost it 🤣😭
my god i wish i was matts momma duck i would be such a great momma duck to him
The "Warzone but..." videos are so entertaining to watch lmao. It's just playing the game but in a different way and getting the same conclusion, it's just so cool
1:37 Smiity was like "why do I hear boss music"
Then he was relieved to discover the first boss was about as terrifying as a Rattata
Matt: whats strats
Everyone: this is gonna be great
Matt is just too smart for us to comprehend. These strats are beyond us. And they’re actually pretty creative, which is cool.
Anyone back 2 years later missing the good old days of warzone?
Me
Matt literally made himself the Transit bus in the last strat lmaooo
"I'm master today" why i love matt
Not gonna lie I was expecting Matt to say, "I'm master today... SO GET TO PICKING!!!!"
14:15 "critical damage" blarg is so funny man
18:40 I was fully expecting one of them to say "Evasive man-ubers" 😂
3:35 "He' throwing!" Uh, duh, Puffer! That's how the thermite works! 😅😂
He means Matt trying to lose
Blarg actually came up with some funny strats 😂 have him do it more often
It also felt like Matt was holding back during the first strat. Shows his power
Lol, so at the 3 minute mark when Smitty dies a Commercial pops up, Audi, "The best thing about Life is Moving Forward!" And I'm dying laughing
matt gives off the unhinged man in the nursing home energy
12:07 probably my favorite smii7y clip ever
The title sold me immediately, knew it was going to be an insta-banger
When Smii7y said “There’s so many rats in here” I expected him to follow up with “Rats? Rats Make Me Crazy, They trapped Me In A Room, A Rubber Room, A Rubber Room With Rats, Rats? Rats Make Me Crazy, They trapped Me In A Room, A Rubber Room, A Rubber Room With Rats.
I saw Blarg and strats and that's all I needed
"We have many frogs" thought that would work. Its like tryna wrangle a suicidal toddler 🤣
Just thought about if Smii7y posted a new vid. Always makes me happy
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Smii7y and blarg never fail to make people smile
9:00 i swear that truck looked so ominous just slowly rounding the corner like that
As much as I would love to see the rest of the crew make strats, nothing will ever top Matt's strats.
The accent that blarg does always has me in stitches
4:29
*Who’s your Daddy: Warzone Edition*
The part when Matt (11:54) took a drop made me almost spit my drink out
I was half in my sip half down my throat and hear it spit it out and I was crying laughing
0:49 that is the best possible follow up to what Smii7y said
I love matts energy man, he deserves more subs.
16:30 ah yes propane tanks are the best cover in a gun fight
15:45 I love how this makes it seem like they're burglurs that take an uber to the houses they steal from.
I want to see another video of making load outs for each other again. That was hilarious last time
I miss OG Warzone 🥲
1:18 me when your mom
11:38 The pure fear in Blarg's voice fucking sent me.
2:36 Every time Matt has an idea
Everyone: "NO, MATT NO"
The amount of chaos in this video is insane! best wz video so far!
12:01 weirdest thing happened, I just dropped a turd as soon as the subtitle came up that is fucking hilarious I can’t stop laughing
A nice Smitty video in the morning.
The right way to start the day.
matt is the type of person to say “my dad passed a kidney stone on my sisters brothers goldfish’s owner’s babyshower.
Seeing the beautiful notification that Smii7y uploaded at a long day at work makes me soooo happy!!!! BEST PART OF MY DAY!
7:49 "THEY'RE EVERYWHERE" mw2 flashbacks
i forgot how much matts personality feels like a mood
5:09 that bike hella sus
This right here is absolute gold
Strat idea: don’t let Matt die to a load out drop
honestly the only youtuber i watch and i ain’t complaining
2:38 The panic in Droid's "No!" is palpable. XD
We can all agree matt helps Smitty channel also matt and Smitty,s love is unstoppable 🤣
I love how when blargs with the goons hes the parents but whenever hes with anyone else hes the special ed kid
SOMEONE ELSE SEES IT!
SMii7Y uploading=best day ever
The ”blarg callout strategy” is one i am really familiar with since i have a friend who either says nothing and just starts shooting, says enemy close/right here and starts shooting before his teammates (me) can confirm that i see the enemy. Every time i have to as WHERE is the enemy, and he usually says enemy is right there and no pings, no compass directions, no descriptive markings, no nothing.
I wish he kept this series going because I would’ve loved to see Puffer make the strats
Blarg making strats is like my uncle making me lie down on top of him...
This was a good session of Who’s Your Daddy
This just cheers me up after a day filled with horrible thoughts these videos bring joy to me all the time, thank you smii7y for everything
This is forever my favorite session 😂😂
I like how Matt thought these were legit strats. This was just normal gameplay
Blarg-Smii7y duo is becoming quite the competetor to the long standing krii7y combo classic
I love how Matt is 200 iq with the goons but as soon as he is with Smitty he goes full monke
"Stop dropping turds while we're playing bro, please" he says as I'm taking a fat one
I thought the “protect Matt” strat on the thumbnail said “protest masks” and started laughing
"First Strat: Keep me alive at all costs"
*Does everything in his power to be as reckless with his life as possible*
1:45 is this Matt’s normal voice, I’m so used to his character he acts like, that it through me off how different he sounds
MORE STRAT ROULETTE THIS IS AWESOME!!!
Matt needs to play some more games on the toilet, I never laughed so hard in my life…
i see that matt letting loose today
cant wait to see the results
Just don’t let mat play and you guys will be good
There not looking to be good there looking for content
what's the fun in being serious
Blarg is the funniest part of your video
Smi7y still likes his own vids Lmao😂😂
I would LOVE a series of this where everyone gets their own video to create the strats.
9:50 what’s the gamer word?
The black word
Obviously the N-Word bruh
Dude this is such a good video. Giving Matt the floor was such a good idea
11:56 As you can hear Blarg surprising shitting on people in Cod…
Oh wait he’s actually shitting on them
My dad died this morning. Today has been hard. It's always good to laugh because it helps. Hope yall have a good day
its gonna be ok i know how it feels it sucks at first but it gets better weird to say i know but its been 7 plus years since mine passed i still think about it from time to time but i made my peace with it and ik hes in a better place
@@NachoChronicles thank you.
0:22 blarg scream.
Whatever you're thinking to yourself right now the answer is yes.
13:50, AMERICA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
1 year later. We need a part two to strat roulette matt being massa
04:10 WHAT is that sound effect? I know it but can't place it!
You are my favorite content creator. Keep up the good work
Warzone drinking game:
Take a shot every time smii7y makes a “me when-“ joke
Take a shot every time Matt says Hamburger
Take a shot every time Matt does funny accent bit
Take a shot every time they make a racism
Take a shot every time smii7y makes a joke no one laughs at
Take a shot every time Matt yells randomly
You would be drunk in the first five minutes of the video
We would be in the hospital due to alcohol poisoning
Well this just made my day better
Warzone Strat: The Imposter
One person is the imposter, their goal is to be the sole survivor and kill of that other team members.
The rest of the group needs to kill the imposter and hope they dont rez the wrong person.
Clickbait the video, pretending you're playing Among us for bonus points if you're the Imposter for the strat.
OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENT ON MY VIDEO!!
OR ELSE...,.
Perfect right when I'm bouta eat
Can someone pls tell me how he got that arrow scope what level your gun gotta be to get it
I am going to rewatch this all night!