@@taviddurley7502 their home.......you know. That place with the beds and bathrooms and kitchen and living room/ entertainment area. Where one spends majority of their private time......
I love the way the butler replaces his mobile phone with a hand's free earpiece because the call was going to be longer than 30 seconds to rest his hand and goes on to give him juice in case his throat gets dry from talking on it. So good.
Every day I wake up in a box, go into a smaller box to choose my clothes, go into an even smaller wet box to clean myself, then take food out of a cold box and put it in a hot box, and then go into a moving box to get to another box where I work. I then go back to my comfy box in my moving box and sleep on a box in my comfy box.
Funny how it should've probably been mom bless you in hindsight since she apparently ruled that house with an iron fist and Will was just her bitch lol. Poor guy
It's amazing Jaden got any acting roles. The film after earth was terrible. Any role he got as a kid was all because his dad is will Smith. He was ok in karate kid, but that's about it.
I was just saying that for the McKringleberry football sketches. They hired enough actors to have two actual football teams on the field, refs, cameramen and people who hold that thing for acoustics.
@@blueshattrick Same for kylie jenner she inherited millions, and got millons in royaltees and deals from the networks even before being born yet she says she is selfmade
Crazy how they have visual jokes as well as audible jokes. It's almost as if they've surpassed the boundaries set by the traditional mediums of entertainment such as radio and really stepped into a new dimension of entertainment. Let's hope other TV shows follow suit.
"Working is like acting on the set everyday of a film no one will ever see and it last for the rest of your life." Wow. Depressingly accurate. 🤣 K&P, comedic geniuses. Bottom line.
damn, i wish some of the jobs i had were acting...sitting around waiting for your scenes to be shot. please no, i dont want to sit around for 8 or more hours and get paid to do nothing but sit around and wait.
Clear cut representation of people who say they know a community but completely out of it. The entitlement and ignorance but talking like they know it all is the correct representation. Amazing!
I'm in my late 20s and my mom tells me when she was a Kid She could Afford Stuff Way easier than I can Now. In other words she Didn't have to Choose because paying Bills or paying for Food. (Heavy sigh) Being able to Realistically Afford Stuff....... Sounds like Science fiction to me.
yeah that was good it kinda explains why we never see dude in a lot of movies- beyond the fact that he utterly sucks- because its so hard to explain a part to him.
my favorite of theirs is the "Put down the gun skit"... so GOLDEN, and TH-cam (ie. google) tried to pull it off their platforms so many times for "political correctness" after Lebron complained.
@@logicone5667 I think you're saying that to the wrong person, the whole point of the joke was the way he says that makes it look like him wanting to get both instead of just one is just a normal thing, so why not. Something like "well can't argue with his logic".
@@TheManInThe5uit retracted.. I should have the r/woooosh.. lol.. I didn't get what you are saying.. but in all honesty IRL I am the king of r/woooosh as I can hear a joke and four days later be driving somewhere and it hits me like a bolt of lightning and get it.. I get what your are saying now.. lmao
Its depressing how much this aged VERY well. Kid is set for life, still doesn't comprehend anything about anyone beyond his mother. Guess it didn't age so well with the fact that he's now trained to see his father as some insane abusive ego maniac. What a wild ride its been.
Things Jaden Smith has actually said or tweeted: “If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.” “If A Cup Cake Falls From A Tree How Far Away Will It Be From Down. #Jupiter” “There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER.” “Trees Are Never Sad Look At Them Every Once In Awhile They’re Quite Beautiful.” “When You Live Your Whole Life In A Prison Freedom Can Be So Dull” “How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real” "Most trees are blue" - 03-23-2013 "I Hope It Doesn't Take For Me To Die For You To See What I Do For You" - 04-01-2013 "I only apply to the Sixth Amendment" - 12-16-2012 "I watch Twilight Every Night" - 07-17-2012 " If A Book Store Never Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It" - 08-07-2013 "All The Rules In This World Were Made By Someone No Smarter Than You. So Make Your Own" - 09-09-2013 "If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society" - 09-13-2013 "You Would Have To Eat 5 Apples Today To Get The Same Nutritional Value As An Apple From 1950." - 10-10-2013 "Water In The Eyes And Alcohol In The Eyes Are Pretty Much The Same I Know This From First Hand Experience." - 03-03-2014 "Green White And Blue Make Dreams Come True." - 04-02-2014 "You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything By Looking At Your Hands" - 05-10-2014 "I Build Pyramids Constantly" - 09-19-2014 " I've Bin Drinking Distilled Water For So Long That When I Drink Normal Water It Feels Like I'm Swallowing Huge Chunks Of Aluminum." - 11-02-14 "I Don't Want You Guys To Think Because I Was Born In America That I Speak And Abide By English Grammar. I Speak Jaden, Indefinitely." - 11-03-2014 "You Taught Me How To Play The Piano But Have Never Heard Me." - 11-09-2014 "If I Were White And Not Will Smith's """""SILLY""""" Son I Would Be The Most Respected Philosopher Of Our And All Time." - 04-30-2015 “It’s proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It’s relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it’s also such a thing that you can get lost in.” Jaden on life goals: “I have a goal to be just the most craziest person of all time. And when I say craziest, I mean, like, I want to do like Olympic-level things. I want to be the most durable person on the planet.”
Wheres the "if i wasnt will smiths son and white then id be the most celebrated philosopher in history" one? I might have paraphrased it abit or it might be fake but im sure ive seen it before
he doesnt articulate his points well. he has the right idea on some of those, he just says things in the most extra way which takes all the credibility away. that baby tweet for example. he goes the extra mile & say if babies could talk they’d be the most intelligent, when what he really means is babies are the most pure & innocent. in his mind those 3 words are one.
@lef ofbadanboojy You should follow him once he chooses a school. If you do not think that was dark something is wrong with you or you are just a rich asshole.
well I mean it kinda makes sense if a hallucination is uncontrolled reality, reality is just a controlled hallucination our brain constantly shapes the world around us we don't see things how it really is
@Jamal G You just challenged an idiot with a stupid argument. Not even worth a reply, but the dude is probably higher than you but who knows? Don't do drugs, kids!
@Jamal G we lived in a shared hallucination different species have different levels of consciousness and don't ssee and experience the world the same way that we do our brain constantly brings colors and etc together we don't see thw world in its raw form
First impression of that movie was that I liked it. Second thought: their accents are trash but I can ignore that. Conclusion: they have space travel and uber-survival suits but not a single projectile weapon to fight against these aliens and instead use Swiss army spears? Fuck that.
@@pakistannumber8416 since jaden smith never has to choose between anything cos he always gets what he wants he thinks the idea of only choosing one thing is absurd and “science fiction”
He tried to make dresses a normal part of men's attire. Not kilts, goddam sun dresses, on your male progeny, and you're the asshole for not just going with it. Thanks for that contribution to society, worst karate kid ever.
@@keeshy, oh, well if it's not the worst thing ever let's all just blindly follow along because his dad is famous. You chill. You're just a dumb girl anyways; what do you know about anything. Go make a sandwich for someone like God created you to do, sweetheart.
Hikaze Yattis we live in a society. Anyway bruh did you even see any of Jordan peeles movies. And referring to my earlier comment. Yeah that’s the point it’s called a joke
They meant on the sidewalk. Like outside his limo is the sidewalk which he doesn’t know what it is cause he’s so used to being in a limo and in the mansion. That was the point of the joke
@@Jallaboy6 On Amazon They only have the DVD copy, no Blu-ray, and when I bought it, it was on sale. www.amazon.com/Key-Peele-Complete-Keegan-Michael/dp/B01D1J58C6
"Working is kind of like acting on a set every day in a film that no one's ever gonna see... And it lasts for the rest of your life" "OH LIKE A MAID!" 😂😂
@Michael Literally why are you here. You're saying that people don't need to comment something pointless, yet here you are doing the exact same thing. If it bothers you that much don't read the comments section.
@@HoodedSpidey Oh please he doesn't even live in the same reality as the res of us mentally speaking. Examples of his crazy tweets: How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real The Biggest Flex Anyone Will Ever Have Is Dying There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER I Am Not A Human And I Don't Speak English I Build Pyramids Constantly Once You Go In You Always Come Out Alive Most Trees Are Blue If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth Water In The Eyes And Alcohol In The Eyes Are Pretty Much The Same I Know This From First Hand Experience I Just Like Showing Pretty Girls A Good Time Weather I'm Physically There Or Not Doesn't Matter The kid is so far up his own ass it's ridiculous.
“Outside is that stuff that goes by when you’re in the limo” lol
Here's question though lol. If he doesn't know the outside is, and it had to be described that way........how does he get in the limo?......
@wildhorse891 Didn't think of that. I was just thinking of houses to car
@@Phalen3 house?
@@taviddurley7502 their home.......you know. That place with the beds and bathrooms and kitchen and living room/ entertainment area. Where one spends majority of their private time......
@wildhorse891 here's a different question tho. What if he has to get out of the limo at places he's going. Kinda has to be outside don't it lol
“Working is kinda like acting on a film that no ones ever gonna see and it lasts for the rest of your life” that hit :( 😂😂
No it did not.
HAHAHAH
@@hmark03 nah it kinda did
@@hmark03 why are you here trying to bring people down, man?
The Remaster Project well you’ve clearly never worked a day in your life then 😂
I love the way the butler replaces his mobile phone with a hand's free earpiece because the call was going to be longer than 30 seconds to rest his hand and goes on to give him juice in case his throat gets dry from talking on it. So good.
@________________ Bruh Jaden Smith's butler
@________________ lol
@________________ when you woosh your own joke, you've lost.
L O R E
@@PadreMortalis Better cut the losses, he'll just keep wooooshing you.
This aged extremely well.
1 day too late!!!
Wait wat happened
@@kylesawkon4074 ^
I'm so confused
Its sometimes weird when people say sth aged well just because they wanna say it. Nothing happened ^^
“Dad bless you”
That’s just pure excellence in terms of the dismount.
Someone copied this comment word for word and got 3 times more likes rip
@@guappyg7849 gosh I saw that too xdddd wtffff
@@PalestynskiwPolsce The only thing to do is to downvote the other one for our OG here.
Can you explain what it means and why he says it?
@@cristobaldeluna7475 Jaden's dad is Will Smith. I can't explain further than that, I'm afraid!
pretty soon we’re all gonna need an explanation of what outside is
Oh man never heard that joke before, we got the new key and pelee right here. Wow!!
I'm pretty sure it's the stuff outside the hospital windows, right?
Never expected YOU to be here lol
Guess you could say it ain't familiah
Every day I wake up in a box, go into a smaller box to choose my clothes, go into an even smaller wet box to clean myself, then take food out of a cold box and put it in a hot box, and then go into a moving box to get to another box where I work. I then go back to my comfy box in my moving box and sleep on a box in my comfy box.
“house?”
“it’s like a tiny mansion”
oh my god.
This is actual footage of Jaden Smith
Going to describe my house like this from this day forth 😎
Lmao
They really are amazing at this stuff
@ThatOneOddLookingDog ThatBarksAtYou Wait till he gets told about living pods
“Dad bless you” is crazy
is it ?
@@thierryfaquet7405 🤔
Dad slaps you
WHY ?
Funny how it should've probably been mom bless you in hindsight since she apparently ruled that house with an iron fist and Will was just her bitch lol. Poor guy
It's crazy to think this sketch is TEN years old. When Jaden Smith was still fresh off Karate kid with the little braids and everything.
You could still do this skit today, and I think it might even be more accurate than it was back then lmfao
@@rhysjones1108 true lol
Upcoming miles morales in Spider-Man role *sigh*
Still makes me so mad they remade the karate kid…..so entitled to just rehash it. Fuck em
Oh damn I thought it was new 😭😂
Jordan can play anyone from Martin Luther King Jr. to Jaden Smith
essentially the same role
Literally anyone. He could be you right now............ He could be me........
@@Sharklops 😂😂😂
Sharklops what you mean by that
It's amazing Jaden got any acting roles. The film after earth was terrible. Any role he got as a kid was all because his dad is will Smith. He was ok in karate kid, but that's about it.
"Acting on set, everyday, in a movie that no one is going to see, and for the rest of your life." Oof, it hurts
Too true
I got butterflies in my stomach at this part 😩
Big ol oof
That copy hurts too
Mario Calderon 7k likes says the same thing
Jaden doesn't have time to choose a role, he's too busy thinking about the political and economical state of the world.
🤣🤣🤣-
hes actually nothing like in the video tho
Choose?
👉🏽🤡 🤫
Cough* Cough*
I can't believe they got Jaden Smith to play himself
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@KingThabiso its not jayden smith dumbbass, its key from key and pele *facepalm
@@tuneboyz5634 are you slow bro..its called a joke/comedy skit. Obviously it's not the real Jaden smith. Everyone can see that. NERD.
@@tuneboyz5634 How do people like you miss these really *obvious* jokes?
@ how do you people miss these really obvious trolls?
I bet the whole thing was made just for that "Dad bless you" joke
Yeah, sounds about right
That's not even the funniest part
I’m dying for that dad bless you
I dont get the joke
Me either
Why is he still dressed like karate Kid that was like 10 years ago 😂😂
BRUH U BEAT ME TO IT, same haircut and everything
only film anyone actually seen by him 😂
because this is reupload
How old do you think this sketch is?
@@Superstarseven I dont know the original episode its from
This got 10x better after the slap, and the “this is how we do it”
🤣🤣🤣
Happy to see I’m not the only one who had to come back rewatch this masterpiece 🤣🤣🤣
Came here specifically for this xD!!
😂😂That's how we do it!! 💪😂😂
It makes sense.
I love how they just build these over the top sets for their skits
I just think they hang around movie studios and rush on set when everyone is eating a sammich or something.
Yeah the shoes, sheez
@@poelmeister or a rich friend's house
the pool scene is at the hollywood Roosevelt pool area
I was just saying that for the McKringleberry football sketches. They hired enough actors to have two actual football teams on the field, refs, cameramen and people who hold that thing for acoustics.
"what's an entanglement"
Agent: it's kinda like when 2 people like each other, but one of them is married
Best comment
I saw this comment before but is always nice to see it again
Or none of them are married.....
😂😂😂😂😂
Now I understand thanks
Im surprised they got Jaden Smith to act in this.
the most surprising part of that would be Jaden learning how to act.
@@ja3482 I only liked 1 movie he was in which was The Karate kid but he wasn't even the reason I liked it lol. It was because of Jackie Chan.
@@ItsRoronoaZoro same here hatake same here
@@ja3482 Youre an irrelevant nobody... Lets be honest, Jaden Smith could buy your Iife 1000x and not even dent his credit LMAO know your place kid
I’ve a feeling someone’s about to get wooooshed..
This sketch is even better since the "Can we talk about the political and economic state of the world, right now? 😩" incident
That video is literally the reason I revisited this hahaha
"Entanglement?"" You know it's like an affair but you get a pass "
This is a top tier comment
@topcomment
and the winner for the top comment goes to ... *A D*
2020 comment right hur
:o
very surprised he didn't stop him when he said "from the hood" would've loved to see how he would explain it
Surprised I haven't seen one else say this. . .
Might have hurt our feelings, lol
@ALPHA 😂
His dad was from Philly, then. Became the fresh prince. So here heard fairy tales of his life before he became a prince. Lol
The HOOD of a Rolls Royce you know
I just like how he's practicing karate while making business deals.
lol
😂
Kung Fu, not karate.
John Doe lol same thang
that was the funny bit for you? :D
"But there's two..." had me rollin 😂😂😂
And it's science fiction since he can't have both😂😂😂😂
He sounds like a guy that would put "self made" on his profile.
You just know Jaden thinks he's self-made.
Follow the Ten Commandments and read Ephesians 4:29
The president inherited $500M and says the same.. Ha!
And entrepreneur
@@blueshattrick Same for kylie jenner she inherited millions, and got millons in royaltees and deals from the networks even before being born yet she says she is selfmade
Being the son of a billionaire immortal actor is tough, Jaden is only half human, so he can't live forever like his dad
Jada might be the true immortal.
🤫
But if they go to the machine in the crashed spaceship he can become immortal
Nice reference XD
This comment threat sounds like an Entanglement
He’s not a billionaire just btw
“What do you do”
“I’m a supermarket maid”
Hi Amanda
What’s ur ig
I completed you at 666
NinjaWarriorDude 🙃 hello
Robert Ruiz 😂
Key and Peele better be careful! Will Smith is on the loose!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Has he stole the title of "actual cannibal" from shia Labeouf?!
KEEP MY SON NAME OUT YA ****** MOUF
And this is literally so much meaner than Chris Rock's joke, even if she openly had alopecia
"Will Smith slap the sh*t out me"
At the end when he said “dad bless you” I just lost it 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I didn't even notice hahaha
Which means he thinks his dad as a god and himself as some sort of demi God
Madaragun “lost it” means “laughed uncontrollably”
Madaragun I think it’s because of his moms recent infidelity scandal.
In West Beverly Hills, born and raised, never had a problem on any of his days, end of song.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 💀
Genius
That would be a really boring life at the end of it
yikes
😂 him and his father grew up in 2 completely different worlds
I like how they zoom out for us to see his extravagant room just as he says ‘I’m a down to earth normal kid.’
Yup. That was indeed the joke.
Crazy how they have visual jokes as well as audible jokes. It's almost as if they've surpassed the boundaries set by the traditional mediums of entertainment such as radio and really stepped into a new dimension of entertainment.
Let's hope other TV shows follow suit.
lmfao! that killed me when they did that!
This sketch deserves an Oscar.
too dangerous....specially if Smiff is in the audience.
And a slap
And give it to Jaden Smith, I'd be one histories greatest trolls
"A supermarket is like a mansion, but its full of food and anyone can go there"
"So where the butlers go?"
*Sad butler noises*
i kinda wonder, what is butlers pay?...
@@ConradKurze From what I've read average Butlers get payed about 5K a month or 60K a year. Without taxes.
@@ReeceDK well, seems reasonable - I don't think that demand is very high in the market, and requirements should be quite high and specific.
Lol
Read my name
@@epicreator6931 Read it, don't care.
“Outside is that stuff that goes by when you’re inside the limo..” LMAO !!!
These guys are the wittiest two people on the planet.
Too funny
"Working is like acting on the set everyday of a film no one will ever see and it last for the rest of your life." Wow. Depressingly accurate. 🤣
K&P, comedic geniuses. Bottom line.
I'll take what you're willing to give, and I'll teach myself to live
With a walk-on part of a background shot, from a movie I'm not in
1200th like
Exactly omg this just inspired me
No wonder Peele later wrote Get Out.
damn, i wish some of the jobs i had were acting...sitting around waiting for your scenes to be shot. please no, i dont want to sit around for 8 or more hours and get paid to do nothing but sit around and wait.
Clear cut representation of people who say they know a community but completely out of it.
The entitlement and ignorance but talking like they know it all is the correct representation.
Amazing!
“Consequences”?
“Its like getting sucked into a wormhole after doing a drive by at your own daughters Quinceañera”
"Its like putting milk on your head like Rodriguez would do and then getting hit by aids"
It is like getting hit by a wrecking ball when giving a speech at a school.
@@pranavps851 sorry but it's actually getting hit by a wrecking ball after smoking crack . .
Shot up everybody, dead, killed!!!
what?
When "choosing between two things cuz you can't have both" is a science-fiction to you lmao
Yep that was the joke 🙂
I'm in my late 20s and my mom tells me when she was a Kid She could Afford Stuff Way easier than I can Now.
In other words she Didn't have to Choose because paying Bills or paying for Food.
(Heavy sigh) Being able to Realistically Afford Stuff.......
Sounds like Science fiction to me.
Yeah and still believes in God lol "God bless you"
@@aurielmusic He says "Dad bless you".
@@aurielmusic AAAAAACHHOOOOOO!!!!
Thanks man.
I appreciate how they made him look smaller by having massive furniture and clothes. The prop/costume people on this show are really excellent.
No, rich people just have big things
Yeah, but let's go toe to toe in Bird Law and see who comes out the victor.
@Erik Cnating I'll take that advice into cooperation. You better not besmirch me or I will demand satisfaction.
Were excellent. This show ended years ago.. i feel like im taking fucking crazy pills.
@@kevinmac2714 Thank you grammar czar.
"KEEP MY SONS NAME, OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH!"
LOL
😂😂😂 hahaha
lol
*SMACK*
👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽
that was when he was getting a reacharound by August Alsine while preaching to the media about family values. Yup keeping it All In the Family.
"Dad bless you" got me rolling 😂😂
Godfather
Entanglement almost made dad cry
Not even once he said "iconic". Guys, it might be not a real Jaden Smith.
Haha if you say so @lordofemotion on Instagram. Lord of Emotion on all streaming platforms!
I honestly can’t tell if the grammar mistakes were intentional or not.
Cat Expert are you being sarcastic or are you just stupid
@@Aquablue62 both
So is no one going to talk about the “dad bless you” 😂😂
I was looking for this comment lol
no
Im honestly surprised no one has said anything about every chick in this clip being a fucking smokeshow
@@the_snopro I didn't even see lol omg I normally think of myself as observant.
Thank YOU!!! Someone needed to say it
The karate kid costume is SENDING me 😂😂😂
“He plays basketball outside the limo door!?”
I remember hearing this line in the video too!
OTLD ballin'
@@Charlie-cv4un 😂
OH SNAP
@@Charlie-cv4un lol, for a second I thought you meant what you said.
I live in an apartment which is a tiny mansion inside a larger mansion.
Or a bathroom inside a larger mansion
Nested recursive mansions! (Because "inception" just means "beginning/commencement")
😲 Me Too!!! 😂😂😂
It is the uglies/smallest room at a hotel Smith would stay in.
this is a good one
The agent trying to hide his annoyance is so hilarious.
I know. He gets paid when Jaden decides to try acting.
yeah that was good it kinda explains why we never see dude in a lot of movies- beyond the fact that he utterly sucks- because its so hard to explain a part to him.
@abdulkhafidsulaymaan He did a good job in persuit of happiness n karate kid
@tinker2054, but with that creative team a cardboard box could've done the same thing, no?
@@tinker2054
Every Sketch is amazing. And the final line is always the best line. So no matter how good the sketch is going to get it’s ALWAYS going to get better
my favorite of theirs is the "Put down the gun skit"... so GOLDEN, and TH-cam (ie. google) tried to pull it off their platforms so many times for "political correctness" after Lebron complained.
"Dad bless you."
Sounds more like Kanye's kids.
Cept he ain't helping rn
Shit that was a good one lmao 😂
I don't think Eminem would appreciate being called dad by somebody else's kids.
all i can think of Kanye saying gAgA
what's the joke about "Dad bless you"?
"But... there's two"
I mean, sure, why not.
r/woooosh
That sounds like something Elon Musk would say. "But there's two." That man is the definition of Why Not lol
@Twisted agent how so?
@@logicone5667 I think you're saying that to the wrong person, the whole point of the joke was the way he says that makes it look like him wanting to get both instead of just one is just a normal thing, so why not. Something like "well can't argue with his logic".
@@TheManInThe5uit retracted.. I should have the r/woooosh.. lol.. I didn't get what you are saying.. but in all honesty IRL I am the king of r/woooosh as I can hear a joke and four days later be driving somewhere and it hits me like a bolt of lightning and get it.. I get what your are saying now.. lmao
I’ve watched this a few times in the past and only just now got the “Dad bless you joke” 🤣🤣🤣
That's actually sad
I didn’t get it
@@coreyb1295 That's TH-cam comments for yah. People are slow.
@@googlewolly as you comment on TH-cam....
@@massagebroad No shit. I'm not literally talking about every commenter. Sorry, bud. You're not as clever as you think.
Its depressing how much this aged VERY well. Kid is set for life, still doesn't comprehend anything about anyone beyond his mother. Guess it didn't age so well with the fact that he's now trained to see his father as some insane abusive ego maniac. What a wild ride its been.
She's a Goddamn jezebel and their kids are idiots.
Things Jaden Smith has actually said or tweeted:
“If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.”
“If A Cup Cake Falls From A Tree How Far Away Will It Be From Down. #Jupiter”
“There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER.”
“Trees Are Never Sad Look At Them Every Once In Awhile They’re Quite Beautiful.”
“When You Live Your Whole Life In A Prison Freedom Can Be So Dull”
“How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real”
"Most trees are blue" - 03-23-2013
"I Hope It Doesn't Take For Me To Die For You To See What I Do For You" - 04-01-2013
"I only apply to the Sixth Amendment" - 12-16-2012
"I watch Twilight Every Night" - 07-17-2012
" If A Book Store Never Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It" - 08-07-2013
"All The Rules In This World Were Made By Someone No Smarter Than You. So Make Your Own" - 09-09-2013
"If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society" - 09-13-2013
"You Would Have To Eat 5 Apples Today To Get The Same Nutritional Value As An Apple From 1950." - 10-10-2013
"Water In The Eyes And Alcohol In The Eyes Are Pretty Much The Same I Know This From First Hand Experience." - 03-03-2014
"Green White And Blue Make Dreams Come True." - 04-02-2014
"You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything By Looking At Your Hands" - 05-10-2014
"I Build Pyramids Constantly" - 09-19-2014
" I've Bin Drinking Distilled Water For So Long That When I Drink Normal Water It Feels Like I'm Swallowing Huge Chunks Of Aluminum." - 11-02-14
"I Don't Want You Guys To Think Because I Was Born In America That I Speak And Abide By English Grammar. I Speak Jaden, Indefinitely." - 11-03-2014
"You Taught Me How To Play The Piano But Have Never Heard Me." - 11-09-2014
"If I Were White And Not Will Smith's """""SILLY""""" Son I Would Be The Most Respected Philosopher Of Our And All Time." - 04-30-2015
“It’s proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It’s relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it’s also such a thing that you can get lost in.”
Jaden on life goals:
“I have a goal to be just the most craziest person of all time. And when I say craziest, I mean, like, I want to do like Olympic-level things. I want to be the most durable person on the planet.”
Wheres the "if i wasnt will smiths son and white then id be the most celebrated philosopher in history" one? I might have paraphrased it abit or it might be fake but im sure ive seen it before
this should be in the description of the video.
Wow i hadnt realized he was that much of a douchbag. Did he not go to school?
k
he doesnt articulate his points well. he has the right idea on some of those, he just says things in the most extra way which takes all the credibility away. that baby tweet for example. he goes the extra mile & say if babies could talk they’d be the most intelligent, when what he really means is babies are the most pure & innocent. in his mind those 3 words are one.
“Choose?”
“Yeah like how you choose between letting a dumb joke go and smacking a guy in the face on live tv”
This newest update on the explanation is GOLD!
"Yeah, like how you choose to be ok with your wife having sex with younger men" 😂
This is how we do it
But then again Will Smith didn't have to choose between smacking a guy in the face on live tv and getting an Oscar on the same show.
Chris Rock deserved that and it was just a slap not even punch so
How is it that there’s always a skit that I’ve never seen before
Because you've never seen the full 5 seasons of the show
Name here - just what I was getting to believe that I wouldn't see a new one this 1 popped into my radar this evening/morning! And I really like it!
Maybe because you are Smokeweeda and you forget about the skits you watch😂😂😂😂
Is there any banned episodes?
I've watched all 5 seasons multiple times never seen this sketch.
"Choose" really hits me hard. It led me to think about all the things I have to give up in life in order to survive.
"chooose"
"yeah choose is like when u have to make a descision"
lol this had me rolling on the floor😂
I love key and peel don’t get me wrong, but If your “rolling on the floor” from that you might want to go get your head checked...
@@blakej4924 ye fer sure
I bet they can pull off the RED TABLE DISCUSSION.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who will be Jada??🤣🤣🤣🤣
Felicia Kelley key for sure 😂
"Choose is when there's two things, but you cant have both."
"What did I tell you about science fiction Clyde, it's a no!"
Hold on, I just saw them say that in this youtube video
a most underrated piece of dialogue my brutha
Holy hell, is thay what they said in the video? I would have never known, thank you Mercster!
And, yeah, several other dumbshyts posted that here a year ago.🙄🤦♂️💩
@@aceous99 No, it’s not.🤦♂️
"This how we do it." -Jaden
"When you have to make a decision between two things you want but you can have only one"
I guess Jaden's mother never explained him this one
Dam this means completely different now🙈😂😂😂😂
Cause his mom is entangled 😂
daaammmmnnnnnnn
Ok you got one..... lol.
“Choose?”
That’s actually kind of dark.
@Victor Nieves he doesn't have to choose he always gets what he wants, so it's dark he doesn't know what choose means
@@fluffyssj2693 oposite of dark then, he lives in heaven on earth
so dark i loved it
@@celebezz You need to head back to school my friend.
@lef ofbadanboojy You should follow him once he chooses a school. If you do not think that was dark something is wrong with you or you are just a rich asshole.
How can mirrors be real when our eyes aren’t real? -Jaden the Wise
This is, oddly enough, the only thing I can think of when it comes to Jaiden Smith.
@@arcanefury3666 it's Jaden..dont ever disrespect our modern day Socrates like that fam..
well I mean it kinda makes sense
if a hallucination is uncontrolled reality, reality is just a controlled hallucination our brain constantly shapes the world around us we don't see things how it really is
@Jamal G You just challenged an idiot with a stupid argument. Not even worth a reply, but the dude is probably higher than you but who knows? Don't do drugs, kids!
@Jamal G we lived in a shared hallucination different species have different levels of consciousness and don't ssee and experience the world the same way that we do our brain constantly brings colors and etc together we don't see thw world in its raw form
Man this seems even more accurate now
“Working is like acting on a set everyday on a film no one’s ever going to see.” Jaden: “You mean like After Earth?”
ooooooohhhhhhhhh.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tell me why that movie was the first thing that popped in my head when he said that line😂
First impression of that movie was that I liked it. Second thought: their accents are trash but I can ignore that. Conclusion: they have space travel and uber-survival suits but not a single projectile weapon to fight against these aliens and instead use Swiss army spears? Fuck that.
Savage😂
He's already dead.
Peele best actor ever, both of them, they complete each other so good it's almost magical.
Pey ist better
I bet they asked Will Smith for permission to make this skit and not jaden
how you gonna ask a little a kid for permission
@@Rick-bn7ez he's an adult now
@@blackscoped I'm pretty sure he was still a kid 8 years ago when this was filmed
They don't need permission. Its called "parody"
Florida Man ツ I bet they asked his mom, she seems really , , , sweet .
“People with no money should just ask their parents for more money” -Jaden Smith, 2023
did he really say this? it sounds believable
“House....?”
“It’s like a tiny mansion.....”
🤦🏻♀️ smh
More like a tiny restroom in a mansion......
Or like the size of your servant quarters but smaller and not nice or safe
lol for real
The writing is brilliant, and Peele is such an extraordinary actor who can play anything into perfection.
'Marriage' is like an entanglement with only one person.
Underrated lmao
Omfg 😆
Poor Will
Not for cool people. Only for nerds who will never see the world.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!
"what did I say about science fiction clyde?"
“What’d I say about science fiction Clyde”
😍😍😅
i didnt get this line, can someone explain 😅
@@pakistannumber8416 since jaden smith never has to choose between anything cos he always gets what he wants he thinks the idea of only choosing one thing is absurd and “science fiction”
I read this as he said it lol
I remember hearing this line in the video too!
"U can't have both"
"Whatd I say about science fiction, it's a no! "
Had me dead 😂🤣😹
Why is Peele‘s outfit the most realistic part of this video 😂
so youre saying he's not spoiled?
He owns his own tropical island.
He tried to make dresses a normal part of men's attire. Not kilts, goddam sun dresses, on your male progeny, and you're the asshole for not just going with it. Thanks for that contribution to society, worst karate kid ever.
@@turdferguson2982 yeah men wearing dresses is literally the worst thing ever 🙄 dude it's just a piece of clothing, chill
@@keeshy, oh, well if it's not the worst thing ever let's all just blindly follow along because his dad is famous. You chill. You're just a dumb girl anyways; what do you know about anything. Go make a sandwich for someone like God created you to do, sweetheart.
Jaden never looks like he's anywhere close to being this happy.
Those are some of the hottest extras I’ve ever seen.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Since you mentioned it, not gonna lie, I noticed.
I was looking for someone commenting this and I didn't. My man, they are beautiful!
I ain't thirsty but I had trouble paying attention to the sketch
@@jschnei3 I think you mean you weren't thirsty until you watched this video.
The horror community loves and appreciates Jordan Peele.
@@hikazeyattis3828 Racist
Hikaze Yattis hey it’s just your opinion and it’s okay that your opinion is wrong
Hikaze Yattis we live in a society. Anyway bruh did you even see any of Jordan peeles movies. And referring to my earlier comment. Yeah that’s the point it’s called a joke
there pretty good, I miss his comedy though
Hikaze Yattis ah yes just say that they suck without any explanation
“Dad bless you” classic.
Wait what’s a Dad?
@@sportjunkie92 A person who usually buys milk and never come back *unless if you became successful in your life*
I feel like this perfectly encapsulates the Smith family
"he plays basketball outside his limo"
Bruh what is this limo and how can I get one?
He's technically not wrong
@bitch boy **insert vomit emoji here**
They meant on the sidewalk. Like outside his limo is the sidewalk which he doesn’t know what it is cause he’s so used to being in a limo and in the mansion. That was the point of the joke
DAD BLESS YOU
Of course the agent is his dad. But no one else knows it. Lol
@@composeryawyawmayhem6392 I think it meant he thought that his dad, Will Smith, is God.
@@inseanity911 Well I wouldn't be surprised if his Will Smith was his agent as well. But sure I agree with your statement
Composer Yaw Yaw Mayhem bruh lmao
@@inseanity911 exactly! That is what I got from it.
I don't think I've seen this one before.
With shows like this, I bet they made a few skits they never got to air, on top of all the ones they actually did but no one really watched or forgot.
I own the complete series and it's 19 hours of Key and Peele. Literally so many of them I haven't seen.
@@Stormer224 where can i get that series ?
@@Jallaboy6 On Amazon They only have the DVD copy, no Blu-ray, and when I bought it, it was on sale.
www.amazon.com/Key-Peele-Complete-Keegan-Michael/dp/B01D1J58C6
@@Stormer224 OOF!
I bet Jaden would wanna chose a role about the political and economic state of the world 🌎
I am extremely impressed by Peele's ability to change his voice.
"Working is kind of like acting on a set every day in a film that no one's ever gonna see... And it lasts for the rest of your life"
"OH LIKE A MAID!"
😂😂
I remember hearing this line in the video too!
0:05 I love his voice impression of Jaden Smith. It's basically perfect and sounds just like he did in Karate Kid.
He didn’t grow up😂
This aged like fine wine 😂
“I’m a down to earth normal kid” *pans to room twice the size of my house*
@Michael what's wrong with commenting it? That's literally the meaning of "comment"
The size of your.. what?
Kyle Volonino see, a house is like a yacht, but it’s really small, and it’s on land
@Michael Literally why are you here. You're saying that people don't need to comment something pointless, yet here you are doing the exact same thing. If it bothers you that much don't read the comments section.
you must have a really small mansion
"Tony has to choose between his mom and..."
"Choooose?"
I'm dead!
“But there’s two??”
“Like when your Mom had to choose between your Dad and August”
@@corneliusabercrombie3667 oh she got both lol
Carlos Martinez no wonder Jaden didn’t know what choose meant haha
lol
1:56 that panned out shot of him saying there's two is really freakin good
And the next slap goes to Key & Peele!
The real Jaden made 76 different accounts to dislike this.
Probably told the butler to but yeah lol
The real Jaden would probably laugh at this since he isn’t as stuck up as most Hollywood kids
@@HoodedSpidey Hi, Jaden.
The only Made he knows is spelt maid
@@HoodedSpidey Oh please he doesn't even live in the same reality as the res of us mentally speaking. Examples of his crazy tweets:
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
The Biggest Flex Anyone Will Ever Have Is Dying
There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER
I Am Not A Human And I Don't Speak English
I Build Pyramids Constantly
Once You Go In You Always Come Out Alive
Most Trees Are Blue
If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth
Water In The Eyes And Alcohol In The Eyes Are Pretty Much The Same I Know This From First Hand Experience
I Just Like Showing Pretty Girls A Good Time Weather I'm Physically There Or Not Doesn't Matter
The kid is so far up his own ass it's ridiculous.
Im going to start telling women I meet, I live in a tiny mansion.
That just sounds like you live in a dollhouse tbh
Lucky
I live in an apartment
That's like a room in a mansion...that has smaller rooms
Just get an apartment in Japan. They're literally called mansions ( マンション
As if that helps you
Lucky, most of us rent in the USA.
1:16 that happy leap up the stairs 😂😂
0:24 There are rich people that think it’s “luxurious” to live in that weird silver conference room 😂
“But there’s two”. weirdly motivational
"Choose is when you have to make a decision between two things that you want, but you can have only one." Jayden," But Theres Two." I'm dying 😂
The part at the end where he says the “Clyde, I said no science fiction!” Gets me every time.
Key and Peele knocked this one right out the park!!