MY TINDER DATE TRIED TO FUCK MY BESTFRIEND IN FRONT OF ME

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  • @kinsey987
    @kinsey987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1313

    tana's dad: frank gallagher
    tana's mom: sheila jackson
    tana: karen jackson
    the real life version of shameless

    • @saracook5434
      @saracook5434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Kinsey Barnes omg. You’re a genius

    • @mariamnassef8633
      @mariamnassef8633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kinsey Barnes omfg yesss

    • @smartyparty420
      @smartyparty420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kinsey Barnes YESSS

    • @smartyparty420
      @smartyparty420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omfg another shameless fan! Yesss

    • @ificouldfly2988
      @ificouldfly2988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tana is more like Mandy 😂😂

  • @camiladanzinger8346
    @camiladanzinger8346 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3026

    tana’s dad is sponsored by advil

  • @chroniclavender9137
    @chroniclavender9137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    Eventually the beanie starts looking like a top hat

    • @MotheWitch
      @MotheWitch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Charlie Winchester-Gallagher once you see it, you can't unsee it

    • @fighr
      @fighr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Winchester and Gallagher” yes sis

    • @mariaborja2088
      @mariaborja2088 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlie Winchester-Gallagher pero

    • @ecklespeck7150
      @ecklespeck7150 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlie Winchester-Gallagher this made me chuckle

  • @MarinnaS
    @MarinnaS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    what i got out of this: don't take molly, take advil.

  • @rannyleemorgan
    @rannyleemorgan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    Tanas impression of er dad killllllls me LMAO

    • @blanc1935
      @blanc1935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      akrugglord Lord sameee Lmao

    • @robertoldcorn5331
      @robertoldcorn5331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “Arrre you fuuuckin kiddeen me tyana that vyan cowst mowr than mahh reyent for the nyext 3 months” 💀💀😂😂

    • @kickinitwithjess
      @kickinitwithjess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The storytime of her dad riding the kid's bike around their neighborhood I have NEVER laughed so hard at a youtube video before x,D

    • @dmarcok8928
      @dmarcok8928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kickinitwithjess SAME 😂

    • @lonelyheartsclub27
      @lonelyheartsclub27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robertoldcorn5331 the way he calls her T and her imitation of it is so fuckin funny

  • @mayi1344
    @mayi1344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1956

    my eyeball in my hand, bleeding out
    *HAVE A GLASS OF MILK*

    • @arionas26
      @arionas26 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jhoons why is the audio so low

    • @sully7047
      @sully7047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I WAS FUCKING DYING

    • @slay.interrupted
      @slay.interrupted 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jhoons Thank Jesus for the cows and chickens 😭😂💟🐄🐔

    • @meganlanyon7312
      @meganlanyon7312 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jhoons i read this as she said it omg

    • @zoswain1467
      @zoswain1467 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jhoons 😂😂

  • @natashamerianos6558
    @natashamerianos6558 7 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    EVEN IF all of your story times were fake, it's honestly worth it because you tell stories so fucking well lol

    • @iinfinitydolans8599
      @iinfinitydolans8599 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Natasha Merianos ikr like they are just so fucking entertaining

    • @Gunz4Hire187
      @Gunz4Hire187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Natasha needs to purchase some DUSCHE!

    • @natashamerianos6558
      @natashamerianos6558 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Calm down, pal lol and idk if you're german or if you just don't know how to spell douche

    • @g.t.7362
      @g.t.7362 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah like if they are fake, the fact that she would be able to make all that up in great detail is insane to me... I give her props 😂

    • @BellaTovar
      @BellaTovar 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      honestly true

  • @bogomilamladenovakostova1533
    @bogomilamladenovakostova1533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    TANA YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON IN THE ENTIRE TH-cam WORLD THAT I'D SPEND 45 MINUTES WATCHING A VIDEO OF. LOVE YOU

  • @evanyloera9394
    @evanyloera9394 7 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    Can you do a video where Bella explains how she felt during that one story time when you tried to fuck Scott disick it would be so funny !!

    • @eviemuffins
      @eviemuffins 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Gunz4Hire187 the fuck

    • @maelletati5480
      @maelletati5480 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FACTS

    • @abbyriddell42
      @abbyriddell42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evany Loera YYYEEESSSS

    • @evanyloera9394
      @evanyloera9394 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gunz4Hire187 uhhhh what are you okay ? I’m honestly concerned

    • @oceagray5492
      @oceagray5492 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evany Loera omg yassssss

  • @Midnight.wiccan
    @Midnight.wiccan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    Tana if you don't come out with merch that says "fuck you take an Advil" imma slap someone

  • @alaidamelissa8215
    @alaidamelissa8215 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    When she mentioned “silent watchers” I thought “is she really calling me out like that?” 😂

  • @elenapucci1246
    @elenapucci1246 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1387

    Been here since “bleach and tone” xx

  • @aliciaholodniak3076
    @aliciaholodniak3076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    Can we PLEASE have the roger story?? you said you'd tell us that 2 years ago.

  • @babydoll7328
    @babydoll7328 7 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    *passes out*
    *calls 911 herself*

    • @ianfarley7971
      @ianfarley7971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "going in and out of consciousness"

  • @Nana-bw2jb
    @Nana-bw2jb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    PLEASEEE make a shirt that says "fuck you take some advil" i would buy 10

  • @jodigula8487
    @jodigula8487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    not gunna lie I found your channel bc another youtube was hating, so I came over to see who tana was, and ive been staying up til like 2 everynight watching lol. im obsessed, youre so funny and your story times remind of me in highschool

    • @mery9501
      @mery9501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jodi Gula you were crazy in high school

    • @phoebedaly
      @phoebedaly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omfg ME TOO

    • @lavishlemons4040
      @lavishlemons4040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh what up. Name buddies!!

    • @treyingram
      @treyingram 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lavishlemons4040 LMFAO

    • @lavishlemons4040
      @lavishlemons4040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@treyingram my name is also Jodi!! Haha

  • @andrewwilliamson8613
    @andrewwilliamson8613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    i actually really appreciate that you mention us viewers who don't interact. like i stan hard for a lot of youtubers but i dont even follow them on twitter let alone like make a video trying to get their attention and it can make you feel unnoticed when creators only acknowledge fans who are super outspoken about their favourite youtubers. i love tana and i will watch all of her videos

    • @brunapinheiro2597
      @brunapinheiro2597 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      andrew Williamson same

    • @panicatdx
      @panicatdx 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      andrew Williamson same

    • @rei2481
      @rei2481 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      andrew Williamson literally for the first 5-6 years that I began watching TH-cam I didn’t even make a TH-cam account and I didn’t make one until about just over a year ago.

    • @juniormunoz4039
      @juniormunoz4039 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @ReedGoesRawr11
      @ReedGoesRawr11 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Logic use it you’re probably white lmao

  • @xepher5479
    @xepher5479 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2566

    44 minute video? Lemme just cancel all my plans for this. Jk i have no friends tana.

  • @simplyanayah
    @simplyanayah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1667

    I’m still waiting on the Roger storytime lmao. Only OG fans know

  • @michellem5761
    @michellem5761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    tana connections to coincidences is like phoebe’s reason to see her dad
    “Hamburger. McDonald’s. Old McDonald had a farm. My dad was a PHARMacist.”

    • @stacy4329
      @stacy4329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      michelle m nahh

    • @yyum.2
      @yyum.2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      god praise the cows and chickens

    • @livinmabestlife2257
      @livinmabestlife2257 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAO

  • @brooklyn1967
    @brooklyn1967 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1848

    WE MISSED STORYTIME TANA

    • @princess_haz312
      @princess_haz312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      brook daw bro me toooooooo.

    • @leahmendoza2520
      @leahmendoza2520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      brook daw I want story time to be back too. Her story times are life

    • @onmarsbaby
      @onmarsbaby 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We love a story time TH-camr

    • @brooklyn1967
      @brooklyn1967 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gunz4Hire187 heyyyyyyy no

    • @aleezay1562
      @aleezay1562 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Her story times are the only ones i can watch without getting bored

  • @chlogurt
    @chlogurt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    That door is not dirty enough to film a story time in front of Tana.

  • @thatssorissa9923
    @thatssorissa9923 7 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Okay I don't give a fuck if she's lying or not. Her story times are entertaining.

    • @laurenspassionx
      @laurenspassionx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Larissarosexoxo thank you bless up ma

    • @Larissa-yk1dx
      @Larissa-yk1dx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      truu

    • @starandeath4735
      @starandeath4735 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im fine with the story times but the title is cancerous

    • @adriennepaige4003
      @adriennepaige4003 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's told the first story before and forgot LMAO, I don't think she's lying.

    • @morileu
      @morileu 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paige L idk the original
      story she told was very different from this one

  • @livelaughlovingthroughlife
    @livelaughlovingthroughlife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "you're a minor, we can't take you to the hospital." honest to god, the American health care system is so fucked up....

  • @wesley4047
    @wesley4047 7 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    ‘i could walk in with my eye in my hand and my dad would be like have a glass of milk’ HAVE A GLASS OF MILK IM QUAKING

    • @sav.maritheia
      @sav.maritheia 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you know who else is quaking?

  • @nikkid2634
    @nikkid2634 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I told my bf “relax i just wanna watch this 10 minute vid my fave youtuber posted before bed” but i shoulda known spray tan mongeau was gonna bless me with a vid longer than an episode of full house

    • @newzsumz
      @newzsumz 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gunz4Hire187 can you fucking calm down jesus christ why you gotta reply to every comment

    • @AubreyJ12
      @AubreyJ12 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is me with my girlfriend every night😂

  • @crystala2680
    @crystala2680 7 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    I love the voices you do for your parents 😂😂

  • @emmac5903
    @emmac5903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    It honestly makes me sad that you clearly needed help and you had to deal with your dad and some dude freaking out at you

    • @Melancholy_x95
      @Melancholy_x95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      she deserves it.. have you seen the way she acts? it's unreal if you think she's a good person... like honestly.. how can't you see the fake persona she's has?

    • @ellenhunter5531
      @ellenhunter5531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Melancholy_x95 Then what are you? That date's sister/brother? Nice job bitch. If she is lying, PROVE IT. Stop posting stupid lies on the internet without any proof.

    • @elena-kl3kh
      @elena-kl3kh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Michaela Piercey she deserved having heart problems? Because she has a fake persona? R u ok

    • @chloerosenblatt653
      @chloerosenblatt653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Michaela Piercey what. the. fuxk, is. wrong. with. you.
      bitch😁🖕🏻💋

    • @rosepittar3494
      @rosepittar3494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      shut the fuck up. have a problem? stop watching. click off easy.

  • @alyssahowerton8713
    @alyssahowerton8713 7 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Tana's laying in a casket dead
    the guy: "ur faking u fucking bitch"

    • @oliviajune5261
      @oliviajune5261 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMFAO

    • @kianadyson
      @kianadyson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alyssa Howerton Haters gotta hate

    • @Miaf12345
      @Miaf12345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why is that everyone I date tho

  • @xjillianraex
    @xjillianraex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    I’d buy a “Take an Advil, bitch.” T-Shirt.

  • @TheGuyWithNoLeftHand
    @TheGuyWithNoLeftHand 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Not gonna lie the fact this is 44 minutes is bloody everything! I love seeing my favourite youtubers posting longer videos not 3mins! Like longer videos are needed! Thank you Tana for this video! Xx

    • @TheGuyWithNoLeftHand
      @TheGuyWithNoLeftHand 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also please make more videos . Miss your storytimes

  • @allexis5032
    @allexis5032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "you really had to take that molly last week tana" IIMJGIYFDUTXD

  • @LegitPanda81
    @LegitPanda81 7 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    My parents ignored me for months when i told them i needed to go to the doctor and when i did go i was diagnosed with chronic kidney disease and they said if i would have waited a week i would have died lmao. My parents felt like shit for months

    • @ohshit9314
      @ohshit9314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LegitPanda81 Holy shit, glad you got there in time

    • @macie6950
      @macie6950 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LegitPanda81 how to make your parents feel guilty 101 😂 (btw I’m glad you lived)

    • @jocindawiehe5853
      @jocindawiehe5853 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My mom told me my leg pain was growing pains for months and finally I collapsed in a parking lot and she decided to make me a doctors appointment and I had a fucking tumor! My mom felt horrible too.

  • @jayg2513
    @jayg2513 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Whether you believe this is real or not, it's so wild to me as a Canadian that people in the US will genuinely die because they can't afford health care.

  • @abbyworley4055
    @abbyworley4055 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    TELL THE ROGER STORY, FIRST PERIOD!! Do those in one video and then do stalker update please. Ily Tana btw❤️❤️

  • @M.Elizabethe
    @M.Elizabethe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Moral of the story: *Take Advil.*

  • @BenBluee
    @BenBluee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Holy shit. I can almost imagine your dad being like “fuck you tana, take some Advil” hahahahahaha

    • @laney958
      @laney958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👁👄👁

    • @BenBluee
      @BenBluee 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tater Tot same

    • @joobypooh3002
      @joobypooh3002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Francium! are you having fun commenting on youtubers you hate

    • @dave6733
      @dave6733 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I use to love her but after what she did.. It broke my heart..

  • @TheLivvyD
    @TheLivvyD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Lmao I remember when Tana used to say she "graduated early" and "isn't into drugs" and now she says she did molly all the time and dropped out of high school. At least she's being honest🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @GorqeousNenna
      @GorqeousNenna 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheLivvyD lol it's a little late... I don't care what she does but why lie....???

    • @angeladiaz5421
      @angeladiaz5421 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait she DROPPED OUT??

    • @samanthabuckley7517
      @samanthabuckley7517 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Angela Diaz I'm not sure but I feel like it was either she got enough credit to graduate early or she did something online to make up for it I'm not sure but I don't think it was just like dropping out

    • @MsBossLadyLola
      @MsBossLadyLola 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Samantha Buckley you’re right I think she got her GED after she dropped out, and if she did it faster than the class she was supposed to graduate with then she technically would have graduated early

    • @camicat111
      @camicat111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She actually just did online she didn’t drop out 😂 she just likes to word it that way

  • @Marcus-tw4gd
    @Marcus-tw4gd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    the way u imitate your parents kills me

    • @sav.maritheia
      @sav.maritheia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So does redbull and molly apparently

  • @itsyourgirl_9899
    @itsyourgirl_9899 6 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Me realizing that the Instagram star she had sex with and always travels is JAY ALVAREZ after watching her recent video 😂❤️

    • @laurapukii200
      @laurapukii200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      its cait I think the Tinder guy is Sam Dameshek, he used to date this hot ig model and looks like who Tana described

  • @sydneyhofmann17
    @sydneyhofmann17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1057

    tana fr needs to make merch that says, "if that makes sense" 😂😂😂 love it so much

    • @mylittlelune
      @mylittlelune 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      : P you really spent your time going to her video,scrolling down the comments to say that. Your life must be exciting

    • @Zalkenn
      @Zalkenn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Still waiting for merch that says I never liked you anyway Sharon

    • @lucyhunter8291
      @lucyhunter8291 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kashish A TOTALLY

    • @karligoetz5699
      @karligoetz5699 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lunae why’s re you being so rude she didn’t even do anything to u

    • @mylittlelune
      @mylittlelune 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i was answering to someone's comment that was being rude to this girl it's not directed at her but the comment must have been deleted

  • @annacremasco
    @annacremasco 7 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "If you think you're dying, you might actually be dying so you should probably call 991."
    - Mongeau, Tana 2017

    • @aprilbeilfuss3751
      @aprilbeilfuss3751 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anna Clara Cremasco Bueno she said 911

    • @MayorPluto
      @MayorPluto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anna Clara Cremasco Bueno
      She said 911 you pleb

    • @bunnie9158
      @bunnie9158 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Young Gucci 17 Pleb?

    • @taylorlamb52
      @taylorlamb52 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anna Clara Cremasco Bueno when mla format accrediting is life

    • @MayorPluto
      @MayorPluto 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      taylor lamb
      Only UK people will understand

  • @moomoosdaughter9730
    @moomoosdaughter9730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    TREVERS VOICE MEMO THING IS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST THING IVE HEARD IN SOOO LOMG OMGGGGG

  • @caitbowles8272
    @caitbowles8272 7 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    I also have costrocondritis, and I literally went to the er, they hooked me up to all these machines, then sent me to “the yellow room” whERE I WAITED FOR 3 HOURS AND WAS SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE THROWING UP BLOOD THEN WAS TAKEN INTO A ROOM AND WAS TOLD THE SAME THING. “So you have the symptoms of a heart attack which is why we took you to the er, but what you really have is costrocondritis” then he explained what it was and said “there’s no medication for this yet so just take some Advil”

    • @caitbowles8272
      @caitbowles8272 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fun fact: costrocondritis is actually very very common and can develop over time ( I actually got it because I continued eating gluten even though I was allergic and was ignoring THE FACT THAT I WAS ALMOST DYING EVERYTIME I ATE IT😂) and yeah...

    • @caitbowles8272
      @caitbowles8272 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh also it’s not where your heart muscles constrict, it’s an inflammation of tissue around your lungs and stuff and pretty much it pushes against your ribs and it causes blood to rush to your chest and yeah the rest of what she said was about right. Tana , ily but please don’t over exaggerate this kind of stuff xx

    • @Ashley_Mo
      @Ashley_Mo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Holy shit I’m so glad someone else commented this. I have a legitimate heart condition and the fact that she made costacondritis sound like something that makes your heart explode pisses me off. It doesn’t even have anything to do with your heart it’s the muscles in your chest wall. I was fine until she tried to make it seem like costacondritis is a “serious dangerous heart condition”. This isn’t something to lie or over exaggerate about, it’s fucked up

    • @xmissfortunex
      @xmissfortunex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ashley Morgan who wouldn’t over exaggerate something like this when it obviously scared her very much ? lmao . Chest problems can be frightening .

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@caitbowles8272 the heart is a muscle. It always constricts. Otherwise we would be dead. If the stuff around it gets bigger space is reduced and it is forced to constrict more. Logic

  • @madison4741
    @madison4741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Remember when Tana would lie about not doing drugs? Me too.

    • @isabellatoledo1239
      @isabellatoledo1239 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hello just passing by love don't mind me FACTS

    • @flaviomiguel6678
      @flaviomiguel6678 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      hello just passing by love don't mind me Queen of lying

    • @bridieharris4984
      @bridieharris4984 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      hello just passing by love don't mind me no

    • @kellygz2567
      @kellygz2567 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      teespring.com/tanaadvil#pid=266&cid=6174&sid=front

    • @abbymorgan5618
      @abbymorgan5618 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      hello just passing by love don't mind me she did drugs?

  • @sanjana2421
    @sanjana2421 7 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    "i was 17 four years ago" said the 19 year old. TANA I THINK YOURE DOING METH INSTEAD OF MATH LMAO

    • @summertime5900
      @summertime5900 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      sanjana2421 she's not 19

    • @mads2317
      @mads2317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      also "he had like 20 pictures" you can only have 5 pictures on tinder 😂

    • @mads2317
      @mads2317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love her but omg

    • @TammiTallist
      @TammiTallist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Madison Akens-Deming with tinder plus n stuff you can have more pictures

    • @alib4486
      @alib4486 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +queen tee tinder plus didn't exist four years ago

  • @cuckoobananas101
    @cuckoobananas101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    I need merch that says "fuck you tana take an advil" pls and thank u

  • @findingmyfendi
    @findingmyfendi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Literally the beginning of the video Tana- Thank You
    Me The whole time- I love you Tana ❤️

  • @cc5790
    @cc5790 7 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    Please make «fuck you, take an advil» merch. Thank you.

  • @skyjay2919
    @skyjay2919 7 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    THIS. IS. THE. CONTENT. I. SIGNED. UP. FOR!!

    • @charlesbaddo6482
      @charlesbaddo6482 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sky Jay I have a question no hate do you think it's real?

    • @skyjay2919
      @skyjay2919 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mememylord absolutely haha

  • @MsHoneyla
    @MsHoneyla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Please put “fuck you, take some Advil” on a t-shirt.

  • @HangTheDj3000
    @HangTheDj3000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “Take an Advil!” “Have a glass of milk” 💀😂😂 I’m crying from laughter because this is exactly my parents 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LindsyRules
    @LindsyRules 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    the fact that the guy didnt realize it wasnt fake because 911 deadass came is soo funny to me. "Let me just call 911 to save me from this shit date who cares about ambulance costs" lmaooo

    • @savanna5970
      @savanna5970 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lindsyyyyyy I KNOW RIGHT 😂😂😂

  • @jennifercontreras4927
    @jennifercontreras4927 7 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    The first story was the funniest story time you've ever told I've never laughed so hard

    • @ciaramorin9469
      @ciaramorin9469 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      actually me

    • @omgcat3904
      @omgcat3904 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yasss I agree

    • @yourpalanthony
      @yourpalanthony 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @jennifercontreras4927
      @jennifercontreras4927 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg Cat literally who fucking cares if they're true they're still entertaining

    • @dale_0903
      @dale_0903 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jennifer Contreras nick sent me, I’m ashamed 😪😓😓😓

  • @lucyhagan232
    @lucyhagan232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    17 and “freshly dropped out of high school”

  • @fivesix3868
    @fivesix3868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    haha im so sorry dude and also
    ''I CANT FEEL MY FACE WHEN IM WITH YOU'' LMAOO

  • @gracegallucci9854
    @gracegallucci9854 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    HAHAHAHAH SHE SAID ORDERED AN AMBULANCE LIKE ORDERED AN UBER IM C R Y I N G

    • @ruevyn
      @ruevyn 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grace Gallucci ambulanceXL

  • @chaneycheyenne3928
    @chaneycheyenne3928 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Please make “TAKE AN ADVIL” merch

  • @skylarbrittanyx
    @skylarbrittanyx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    44 minute video but of course i’m gonna drop what i was doing to watch the entire thing rn

    • @vanjadjosanovic1412
      @vanjadjosanovic1412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Skylar Brittany Holy fuck this is sooo accurate😅😊

    • @hollymae4551
      @hollymae4551 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me

    • @amethystamora9109
      @amethystamora9109 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skylar Brittany legit same

    • @suncica3903
      @suncica3903 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Skylar Brittany same it's not like a have an important maths test tomorrow

    • @chelsiehaynes3420
      @chelsiehaynes3420 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      AMEN!!

  • @gracedaisy3034
    @gracedaisy3034 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Your dad is crazy😂 thank god for the chicken and the cows 🐮🙏🏽

  • @beccajansen9463
    @beccajansen9463 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    *TANA! Can You Please Do Your Entire Story About Bella Thorne?*

  • @danaduncan9306
    @danaduncan9306 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    lmao remember the "monthly candy review haul" that happened like once

    • @clixiedust
      @clixiedust 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cara Dontis I think it was Tana Tastes

  • @gracemcghee5722
    @gracemcghee5722 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    tana’s long as fuck videos are literally the best

  • @napofastarluvbot3068
    @napofastarluvbot3068 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    When she started talking about the insta model w/ the "perfect body" I instantly thought of Maddy Crum and then I scrolled down to the comments section and found the TEA lmao

    • @mp-lw6lj
      @mp-lw6lj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Becca.Ryann who is it?

  • @susanq6030
    @susanq6030 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Do a "my parents meet Bella Thorne" video

  • @barbaravibes
    @barbaravibes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    "I'm going to get into the story now" *7 minutes in*

    • @madalyndaoust154
      @madalyndaoust154 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      barbaravibes lmao

    • @hitomiquach316
      @hitomiquach316 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      why didn't i see this earlier

    • @skipper2916
      @skipper2916 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      barbaravibes WE KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE COMMENY SECTION AND REPEAT EVERYTHING SHE DOES

    • @yane8878
      @yane8878 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      barbaravibes 7:00

  • @adriannahilburn6724
    @adriannahilburn6724 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I think we need some “TAKE AN ADVIL” merch
    I love you s o m u c h

  • @hAvonfunwithRenee
    @hAvonfunwithRenee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Plot twist: her stalker is the guy she went on a date with 6years ago

    • @evasumner5842
      @evasumner5842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omfg you cracked the Code bro

    • @nikkismith1474
      @nikkismith1474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@evasumner5842 her stalker is actually someone from her 1st grade class

    • @nikkismith1474
      @nikkismith1474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@evasumner5842 im pretty sure its in another video

    • @evasumner5842
      @evasumner5842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nikki Smith is it actually him?? I watched that vid a few days after I watched this u see

    • @nikkismith1474
      @nikkismith1474 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evasumner5842 im pretty sure

  • @abigailmackay2076
    @abigailmackay2076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    ok but why is your imitation of your dad the same as your imitation of taylor caniff

    • @aglover360
      @aglover360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Abigail MacKay taylor caniff is her dad

    • @zoep5138
      @zoep5138 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      that’s probably why she hates Taylor so much, bc he wouldn’t let her go to the hospital

    • @Jaden-gu2qi
      @Jaden-gu2qi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Conspiracy theory?

    • @juvnlopez
      @juvnlopez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao

    • @justanotherhumanonyoutube
      @justanotherhumanonyoutube 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abigail MacKay MANDELA EFFECT

  • @azalenadowlearn6111
    @azalenadowlearn6111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    “ i ordered an ambulance” like it’s just a regular thing 😂💀😭

  • @UnicornAriel
    @UnicornAriel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Moral of the story: “take Advil”

  • @chloepaige5480
    @chloepaige5480 7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    who came down here just to see what the joke was

    • @madishaye1999
      @madishaye1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Chloe Cerreto what is it?

  • @anabellegoodier9796
    @anabellegoodier9796 7 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    idc if u think this is a lie its hella entertaining

    • @macie6950
      @macie6950 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      anabelle goodier ikr

    • @jaimeg9077
      @jaimeg9077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RIGHT

    • @lxvendera
      @lxvendera 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      facts

    • @jenevieee
      @jenevieee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha i honestly don't fully believe a lot of tana's stories, but they're so fun to watch still

  • @TheBeastReviewer
    @TheBeastReviewer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    tana: born in 1998
    tana: four years ago when i was like 17

    • @alexiaryann2677
      @alexiaryann2677 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      me too tho

    • @brookehughes7585
      @brookehughes7585 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s correct tho

    • @timerrabrown101
      @timerrabrown101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Brooke Hughes how? she’s 19 rn 4 yrs ago she would’ve been 15

    • @TheBeastReviewer
      @TheBeastReviewer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Brooke Hughes bitch I was born in 98 too, four years ago we were 15 years old.

    • @charlilea8436
      @charlilea8436 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      She did say 2014 near the end of the story so like 3 years

  • @gabriellac327
    @gabriellac327 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2883

    og tana fans wya

    • @livarudzite7178
      @livarudzite7178 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bree C hellooo

    • @venomatic7385
      @venomatic7385 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hairdresser from hell sis

    • @craveromance
      @craveromance 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙋🏼‍♀️

    • @CECE-sm1xy
      @CECE-sm1xy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bree C here since 6k!!!

    • @emitwine
      @emitwine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bree C here since 7k HUNTI

  • @klandiebaby
    @klandiebaby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    it’s funny because she STILL HASNT RELEASED KOBE 😭😭😭

    • @ricks8858
      @ricks8858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She did... 3 months before ur comment.

    • @tiliagrace8111
      @tiliagrace8111 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rick S Why isn’t it on her channel anymore?

  • @leahbroadhurst9774
    @leahbroadhurst9774 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    'i ordered an ambulance' we love an extra sister 👏🏼

  • @ninascalia552
    @ninascalia552 7 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    the actual stories start at 7:10 like to save a life

  • @alyssamorton4817
    @alyssamorton4817 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    she said “ordered an ambulance” like it was an uber😂

  • @heidimarquez1153
    @heidimarquez1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is the Tana we miss

  • @Nikkitighe
    @Nikkitighe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Hearing about you not being able to afford to go to the doctor blows my mind. I’m so glad I live in Canada where we don’t let our people suffer bc of finances..

  • @daisymanning149
    @daisymanning149 7 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    This is the exact shit I subscribed for years ago

  • @MistressHorrors
    @MistressHorrors 7 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    So. TH-cam said that I watched this whole video at some point. I don’t remember this at all. Either TH-cam lied, my phone is a low key Tana fan and watched it without me, or my sleep meds kicked my ass so hard that I watched this whole thing and have no memory of this. I should drink some milk.

    • @kendallmatteson5717
      @kendallmatteson5717 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ren Baek "take an Advil" 😂😂

    • @dizzytizzyyy13
      @dizzytizzyyy13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "take some advil"

    • @user-dy3nj3mu2i
      @user-dy3nj3mu2i 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg that same thing happened to me

    • @leann4265
      @leann4265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kendall Matteson is this "take some advil" thing supposed to mean something?

    • @heidimcdonald4409
      @heidimcdonald4409 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m DYING 😂😂

  • @jellada
    @jellada 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    tana: the last time i’d hooked up was august and it was like november
    me: honey the last time i hooked up was with my sisters hotspot

  • @bb-nu6pm
    @bb-nu6pm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    “4 years ago” “I was like 17”
    *said the 19 year old*
    yea, you sure is a high school drop out bby

    • @bb-nu6pm
      @bb-nu6pm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      proceeds to say she was 16

    • @bb-nu6pm
      @bb-nu6pm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      proceeds to say she was 15/16

  • @zoekarinaa
    @zoekarinaa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    queen of storytimes

    • @Pineapple85247
      @Pineapple85247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Queen of lies*

    • @jenniferramsey622
      @jenniferramsey622 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gunz4Hire187 lmao

    • @bdjsjshhehehd8989
      @bdjsjshhehehd8989 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zoe Karina queen of hypocrisy

    • @cianmcateer1242
      @cianmcateer1242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zoe Karina I'm sorry but she be the princess GABBIE HANNA is the queen of storytimes

    • @areliramirez1546
      @areliramirez1546 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zoe Karina queen of storytimes lies

  • @SimplePLan4life23
    @SimplePLan4life23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Doing molly at 13? You know why I was doing at 13? Playing outside with my friends. Lmfao

    • @dackjanielsmeup
      @dackjanielsmeup 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think she meant redbull from 13 and molly later on!! lol

    • @joyturina3050
      @joyturina3050 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SimplePLan4life23 im 13 and i do vines

    • @cassiemorgandevire
      @cassiemorgandevire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SimplePLan4life23 you're so relatable..👏🏻👏🏻

    • @Ratpoisonbean
      @Ratpoisonbean 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey bud, I'm gonna have to break it to you and say she meant redbull at 13 and Molly a few years later

    • @solisrune
      @solisrune 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SimplePLan4life23 who asked

  • @lukasz1154
    @lukasz1154 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Honestly this brings be back to when all I did was watch your storytime videos and laugh until I choked on Doritos and snorted coke.

    • @Serendipity181
      @Serendipity181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When you laugh hard enough cocaine appears for you to snort. damn

  • @MegansDoodle
    @MegansDoodle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    "They're going to be so mad I ORDERED AN AMBULANCE" TANA YOU DON'T ORDER AN AMBULANCE!! 😂😂

    • @eliz4555
      @eliz4555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MEGAN THOMAS lmao.

  • @Savy335i
    @Savy335i 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    story starts at 7:10 pin this to save lives tana

  • @Nikola-bu7on
    @Nikola-bu7on 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    The "I can't feel my face" part got me dying😂😂

    • @user-ud2be7ym4v
      @user-ud2be7ym4v 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      nikola 80 sameee

    • @andreipetre3579
      @andreipetre3579 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      nikola 80 if you find this shit funny you are either 7 years old or brain-dead

  • @katiemelina
    @katiemelina 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "She is Chanel and I am Walmart"
    @me

    • @briburchett999
      @briburchett999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol except you’re like fucking beautiful?! 😍😭

    • @katiemelina
      @katiemelina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bri Burchett awwwww thank you

  • @katiagarcia1484
    @katiagarcia1484 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    7:10 is where the story time actually starts
    you’re welcome

    • @gretchenmichael
      @gretchenmichael 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Katia Garcia goD BLESS

    • @nic7023
      @nic7023 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks

  • @AdinaLubura
    @AdinaLubura 7 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    this is why I subscribed a long time ago

    • @dave6733
      @dave6733 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should Un-Subscribe and have some Advil

  • @angelenaj0Li3
    @angelenaj0Li3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Lmao this is what I subscribed to years ago and why I still am. Literally your impressions of your dad when the ambulance rolled up and the I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE part had me screaming!!!

    • @haleyvangorden4158
      @haleyvangorden4158 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sarah Vlogs Girlll you got some bottled up issues you should really talk to a therapist about...for you to take the time to watch the video then reply to about every single comment on here in a negative way ..if you hate her don't watch her ...the way you are going about it makes you seem crazy obsessive and slightly sick in the head lmao

    • @haleyvangorden4158
      @haleyvangorden4158 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sarah Vlogs So you aren't on here commenting and talking shit? pretty sure i've seen you in the comment section 6 or 7 times now being an envious negative bitch about the video ..find something else to do cause it makes you look insane and looks like you're fighting with yourself by going on every single persons comment and being negative cause you're pissed people like her or the story. Get a fucking job

    • @margaret1311
      @margaret1311 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haley VanGorden I still have no idea what you’re talking about haha I deleted my comment cause clearly it offended you when it wasn’t meant to be offensive. I’ve replied to maybe 3 comments and haven’t said one bad thing about Tana. Just that parts of her story don’t make any sense. That does not mean I do not support her I took my time to watch the video and discuss in the comments. You’re the only one being negative. Like Tana said, leaving comments even if they aren’t kissing her ass it’s still supporting her, and if something in her video doesn’t make sense and I call her out doesn’t mean I don’t love her or her content. I don’t know why you’re so shook lol

    • @angelenaj0Li3
      @angelenaj0Li3 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg it's 3 days later and I just saw this comment and I'm freaking out!! Nobody ever comments back to me. This is so awesome. LOVE YOU TANA! ❤️

  • @HaleyMcClanahan
    @HaleyMcClanahan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    She said " ordered an ambulance "

  • @caroliner2975
    @caroliner2975 7 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Xana mongrove, please post a stalker update.

    • @sarah-vs5yr
      @sarah-vs5yr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Caroline Gillis fake story

    • @tiffnoodle
      @tiffnoodle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Caroline Gillis I'm literally a nobody and I have a stalker problem.. I get my phones hacked from time to time, I get random fake profiles trying to add me, I get prank calls and so much more creepy shit happens.... so why it is so hard for you to believe it happens to tana? Someone who is an obvious target for this kind of shit.. social media influencers are bound to have a stalker or two

    • @kerri8037
      @kerri8037 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tiff Noodle lol there are obvious lies that tana made in her stalker video and if some of it is fake, why should we believe the rest of it?

    • @CattIsANerd
      @CattIsANerd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kerri I really doubt some of it is fake. Because the police do have a case open on her stalker. It’s CLEARLY a real thing, otherwise the police wouldn’t be involved. I’m sure some of it is exaggerated. But fake? No.

  • @IshanAli
    @IshanAli 7 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    I MISSED STORYTIME TANA! SPILL THE TEA HUNTY

    • @sadiee6767
      @sadiee6767 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ishan Ali I see your comments on like every video I watch😂

    • @Llamasatemyfmly
      @Llamasatemyfmly 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Next time on shit that never happened..

    • @Burntroot_Tripping
      @Burntroot_Tripping 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pretty sure u just tryna see bob and vagine

    • @antoniosnoob1666
      @antoniosnoob1666 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack Kannon
      Lmao.

    • @antoniosnoob1666
      @antoniosnoob1666 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack Kannon
      *You wanna see my bob?I don't have a bob..???*

  • @adeolasolanke9875
    @adeolasolanke9875 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “BITCH TAKE AN ADVIL”- IN OTHER WORDS PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE MY MICHAEL JACKSON LOOKING DAUGHTER. IM SCREAMING

  • @alessandrocontorno_
    @alessandrocontorno_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    who is watching during the quarantine