"Yes hello, these are my two children Malice and Larrsony, I'd like to get them registered for kindergarten." imagine the terror of the principal at two very normal five year olds with very not normal names.
My husband, wives, and I have a tradition of naming our kids after Final Fantasy characters (we're 5 deep with 2 more on the way) and a name I have been obsessed with for years is Paine. She's a badass from FFX-2.
well can't be worse than a few yrs ago my friend pete and his gf at the time had 2 girls and he's like the second one were naming her pepper and some of us were like no she'll get made fun of im like yup i can see it now: hey salt where's the pepper 😂 he's like no I'll make people scared of me
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"It doesn't get better" 😂😂
You guys are hilarious and so cute!
"I was homeschooled" 💀
Barren is so incredibly ironic that it circles back around to be good lol
My man was just thinking of crimes lmao
"Yes hello, these are my two children Malice and Larrsony, I'd like to get them registered for kindergarten."
imagine the terror of the principal at two very normal five year olds with very not normal names.
My mom's friend wanted to name her daughter Diarrhea Chandelier when she was little.
For me, it would be lasagna
Ok but Larsony is so cute 😭
Change up the spelling and feign ignorance. Larceny.
It's like officer Diaria from Hannah Montana
That’s like the name “Candida”. It’s a real name but means yeast like yeast infection.
I actually love Gallery
I have a friend named barron, never thought of it as barren.
How about "Parasol" or "Anakin"
These are great.
I think I like Miission for name...LOL
I know a Baron, I know an Arson and I know a Passion
You should have Pepto as an alternative to Diarrhea!! Ha.
To be fair, some of these could be legitimate names! I think some of them sounded pretty
Barren spelled Barron is a good name.
i stand by lucifer being a wonderful name if not for… lucifer
🤣💀
Lucifer means Light Bearer
Years ago, I got a proposal from a girl whose name is Jezebel. Recently I came across a girl whose name is Delicious!!!
Arson fr
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My husband, wives, and I have a tradition of naming our kids after Final Fantasy characters (we're 5 deep with 2 more on the way) and a name I have been obsessed with for years is Paine. She's a badass from FFX-2.
Honestly lots of element names but specifically americium
Arson and Barren I actually like
There's at least one boy named Barron
Poor child🤣🤣🤣 s/he totally has nuts parents😂
I had a friend who wanted Miasma until I told him to look it up.
well can't be worse than a few yrs ago my friend pete and his gf at the time had 2 girls and he's like the second one were naming her pepper and some of us were like no she'll get made fun of im like yup i can see it now: hey salt where's the pepper 😂 he's like no I'll make people scared of me
I actually worked with a “Larceny”. She worked 2nd shift Front Desk, and I was the night auditor….that was forever and a day ago.
lol
Melody
I always thought Jezebel was the most beautiful name on earth. It's a shame it has such a negative connotation behind it.
Larceny
I know of someone who named his son Arson .
I know someone named Passion
Rubella ❤ (my cat’s name)
Arsen -> Our son
😂
I know an albanian boy named Arson. And he is almost as likeable as his name. 😮
i know a kid named larson
😂😂😂
You needed to siphillis clamydia and candida
I like the Gallery please name he or she okay please
Barren -> Barron