I love how he's semi shocked yet you can see his mind going somewhere, he says it like if he met his online friend he plays CoD with and has been for 4 years
POV: it’s your first day as a technician and you’re doing maintenance on Roxy Edit: should’ve said this sooner, but I’d like to bring it up that it’s canon people goon to Roxanne in the FNaF universe, in the base game, you can find multiple security desks with framed pictures of Roxanne in rather questionable poses, and such pictures are right next to bottles of lotion and I stg there’s also tissue boxes
Right before the Fazerblast at that vent that leads us to it … that poster. What’s written on it. The fact that it had to be placed next to a Bonnie neon sign with a star-shaped mirror and a Freddy figurine there. Yeah. Where is Freddy’s head when you need him to explain himself
Reverse Flash: Remember that time when everyone went ape mode on Toy Chica? It was ME Barry, I "convinced" Scott to make her hot, so that everyone would nut at the animatronic possessed by 1 of the Crying Child souls.
He says it like Sperm is the name of a friend he hadn’t seen in a few years
THIS BAHAHA
I was just gonna say that lmao
"hey sperm, haven't seen ya in a while how you've been?"
Reminds me of the kkk clip
"Sperm... now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time"
''The animatronics get a little quirky at night''
very original comment 😀
😏😏😏😏😏😏
@@Vicecrowns I sense sarcasm so let me just say I typed this when the video had only 1 other comment
Ok this one is good
@@VicecrownsI mean it came from the original game, so anyone who paraphrased that isn't "original".
And btw, your comment is very original.
"Call me the purple guy 'cause I'm 'bout to put a child in that animatronic"
🤨📸
Oh
Ay ay stop yo
Call me Henry, 'cause I'm about to set you on fire.
Purple guy r34 its not that gud and there is only like 3-5 r34 art for him.... I wish there is more of art for him tho.... Dont ask me why
I love how he's semi shocked yet you can see his mind going somewhere, he says it like if he met his online friend he plays CoD with and has been for 4 years
U mean semin shocked?
So you're telling me that when you bust a nut you DON'T look at your cum like, "Son? Is that you?"
@@The-Ent1ty k bot.
@@The-Ent1tyyea man frfr
@@winningsmile844
Oh look a letter
"Fuck you.
From bot"
The real Faz-goo. 💀
Faz-coom limited edition 💀
@@illegalisntlegal Nah man 💀
Faz-Goon
@@azurezephyr4526 now that’s just vanny
How the hell do you come up with this💀
"GREGORY OPEN THE DOOR, MY FREDDY FAZBALLS ARE STUCK"
Now, how did they get stuck and WHO PUT BALLS ON A ANIMATRONIC THAT DOES CONCERTS?
Does the Faz-balls dangle in the show?
@@Rippi__ no it’s paid access
@@OneUnintelligentSpork of course💀
@@Rippi__ Freddy has a secret mode that gives him the fazballs
@@Rippi__He also is a faz-stripper in faz-nightclubs
Seems like Freddy finally got Roxy's OF password.
his head exploded in disgust, but his body enjoyed it
Frr
Only to realise it was the wrong password
Leave.
May God can forgive you, but I won’t
Matpat better study this and at it to the lore.
💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
POV: it’s your first day as a technician and you’re doing maintenance on Roxy
Edit: should’ve said this sooner, but I’d like to bring it up that it’s canon people goon to Roxanne in the FNaF universe, in the base game, you can find multiple security desks with framed pictures of Roxanne in rather questionable poses, and such pictures are right next to bottles of lotion and I stg there’s also tissue boxes
You son of a
Nah bro whyyy
r/cursedcomments
💀
We do a little trolling
I like the first thing when Mark looked at the nodes and the first thing he said was “sperm?”
yes that is what happens in the video
IT'S NODES!?
THATS WHAT THEY ARE?!
I bet that's what's in Monty's mystery mix
Huh no wonder chica loved it so much
@@eletrictarantula2321 She attacked employees for it. It must've been delicious 😋
if it was, i'd slurp that shit
@@aidenemerson670aw hell nah, you're wrong for this
@@aidenemerson670ayo bro stop
"The animatronics do get a little quirky at night"
*"Especially Freddy and Roxy"*
Why them?
GREGORY, We investigate Roxy's room... for evidence.
GREGORY, TELL ME ROXY'S ONLYFANS PASSWORR, GREGORRYRYYYY
How does Roxy walk after that?
@@shiverfan4867why do you think she leaps all the time?
@@sml2k186Monty moment
the word faz in front of anything is great
@@KermitCrabYTPI ain't gonna give the Faz-IRS my Faz-Taxes!
FAZFUCKING HELL GREGORY YOU FAZKICKED ME IN MY FAZBALLS AND NOW I WONT HAVE ANY FAZBABIES.
Faz-Dick Fazussy 😏😏😏😏
Fazballs
Death Fazray
They are in the freddy faz-balls
Right before the Fazerblast at that vent that leads us to it … that poster.
What’s written on it.
The fact that it had to be placed next to a Bonnie neon sign with a star-shaped mirror and a Freddy figurine there. Yeah.
Where is Freddy’s head when you need him to explain himself
HUH 🤨💀
freddo and bony did the consentual diddling to eachother
That kinda sounds like a stretch
It's you and me forever and ever
Love Freddy
Head?
Roxy: What are you playing-
Freddy: *SPERM*
sperminator
Thus Roxy be overwritten by Freddy became good person.
I recognize this reference.
Well the fnaf franchise is literally a story about children get stuffed into animatronics....
NO
Nahhh youre wrong for that one
call me william afton because im boutta put a child in that robot
@@timob1681 NAHHHH💀💀💀 the comment section going crazy with this one
@@timob1681stolen
Was that the nut of 87? 😮
It’s really the nut of 34.
@@Splunks39-lk3ti2034. Which might not actually be that far off from the actual timeline.
the bust of 87
I believe this has something to do with Roxy and Freddy 💀
Well Gregory have always been inside him 😅
or freddy and bonnie 💀💀💀
@@anonymysablenot funny
@@Maseman212 truth doesnt need to be funny :]
@@Maseman212 Probably more canon than Roxy and Freddy, ngl
"Cassie, you've reached the faz-balls. This is where all of the spare Animatronics come from"
so that's why roxy helps in Ruin dlc
what,,,
what,,,
i know this is supposed to be "Roxy sex sexual joke ahuhaiba" but what i dont get it
She got railed so good she turned...good
@@mawinstallation6626Want me to give you the Chica treatment, and that's tearing your voice box off?
I think they took the sense of animatronics having feelings very seriously...💀
I love how thats the first thing he saw and focused on! XD
Freddy: donates a big amount
Roxy: Alr what have you got
Freddy:
Considering that already ate chica and m-preg is technically canon in FNAF universe it wouldn't surprise all that much
@@kolbayada4938 oh yeah… that time when matpat gave birth to a baby springtrap. I was having an amazing life before I remembered that, thanks.
Freddy be like: ambatukammm🥵
What do you mean m-preg is canon!?!? What did I missed
@@axley9007 In one of the books (I forgor which) a guy is 'infected' by springtrap, gets pregnant and gives birth to a baby springtrap
"Fazbear Entertainment opens its doors to children of all ages" 💀
I mean the entire plot of ruin is basically the antagonist luring a little girl into the basement so....
@Lum1n0sity look the mimic got a voice changer and then started messaging a little girl telling her to come to his place I'm not making this up
@Lum1n0sity dude he must of got into her dm's
The way he said “SPęrm?” Kills me 😂
“Sperm-?”
"Please Monty, not inside, maintenance is going to-"
If you know you know
I can imagine exactly what Monty sounds like when he nuts
When they said children were inside The animatronics they meant it
Brother 💀
Man, if I said predatory behavior, I would get attacked, wouldn't I?
What the fu-
Imagine he was actually refering to one of his oldest friends at CoD, named Sperm.
That's enough youtube for today..time to read a book
Bro, time to breathe fresh air on the mountains like it's been 20 years living underground
I agree
Yep
Plot twist, the books "In the flesh"
Don't read the FNAF books. There's Mpreg in there. Turn back now!
Is that bust of 87?
The technicians after Roxy got in the nightguards room
I laughed so hard when he saw chica and went "vouge"
Freddy and Roxy have been awfully quiet since this one
if i were the new night guard, i would ask "hey folks! who messed with Roxanne yesterday?"
You💀
The true monty's mystery mix 💀💀💀
Pov: your first day as technician and make maintenance on toy chica:
Damn i wonder how matpat is going to link freddy faz-sperm to the fnaf lore
I like how mark says it like he’s meeting an old friend.
somebody in the original video "Well william did have 3 kids..."
But that’s just a theory *A SPERM THEORY*
Matpats gonna have to use it as a lore confirmation now
R34 artist when they saw monty, roxy and freddy:
She Monty on my Golf 'til I Fazerblast.
this is the real faz-goo
HJAHAAHAHA
when you get more quirky than the animatronics at night:
“Monty’s Mystery Mix”
Faz-Balls 😳
FazGoo. Only true legends understand.
She got that grip of 87
**insert the head pop noise**
I know the reference😳
Proof that more animatronics in future games are on the way
When You Going In An Animatronics Body For The First Time:
William wasn't kidding about putting a child inside a robot.
"Fresh Out The Faz Balls Gregory" - Glamrock Freddy
look we have bonnie shrimp and Faz goo anything is possible at this point
Pov: Mark finds security breach r34
I guess freddy got a new gardening hobby, i mean LOOK AT THOSE SEEDS
i was here for the memes, but then the memes are cursed than usual--
Bro just said "sperm?" Without hesitation
POV: You watched the birth of an animatronic.
*Good luck sleeping tonight fellas*
Reminds me of the Roxy butt cheek thing lol 😂
*what*
@@Steakdaily_ go to the last episode he looks at the Roxy golden statue and thinks that the helmet is One giant butt cheek like some deviantART stuff
@@aresrivera9744
Got a timestamp for that?
Wait, what?
@@shiverfan4867 If you go to his previous episode he thinks their helmet is one gigantic butt cheek like some deviant art stuff
I've watched this like seven times now
I love the way he says "sperm??"
“Sperm? 🤨”
He ruined the ruin dlc... 💀
Faz-Sperm straight from the Faz-Balls
Mark: Sperm?
nah this comment section need a vibe check badly 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Guess getting married is harder than Minecraft hardcore fr
They going crazy with this one💀
digital footprint
@@sirbachelorboredmen1314getting married is harder than your “average size”
@@satanslittleprinceme trying to get a job and they pull up my discord messages
the way that’s the FIRST thing he notices is hilarious
Does that mean Freddy Fazballs are canon
Is this what Vanessa sees around there
Ah so THAT is why freddy and bonnie were bestest buds
I like the way he said "sperm?"
Fazsperm
Finally. The ingame parrelel to "Faz-goo".
Freddy Faz-cream 😏
😏
So that is what happens after freddy gets hut in the faz-balls
in the flesh
In the balls
do not mention the mpreg story
The bang of 87
They do be quirky at night though
So thats how glitchtrap was made...
*how ironic...*
RMB the time that Matt was impregnate by Springtrap in the books?
@@charmygamerI remember that drawing, it was horrifying 😰
That 'came' from Freddy's Fazballs
now we know what quantum freddy was doing
mark really did just say that like someone recognizing an old friend at a distance
Call monty the reverse purple guy the way i want his kids in me
AMBOTUKAM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
Yup, stored in faz balls
Look at those sea-bonnys go.
Reverse Flash: Remember that time when everyone went ape mode on Toy Chica? It was ME Barry, I "convinced" Scott to make her hot, so that everyone would nut at the animatronic possessed by 1 of the Crying Child souls.
fazcum
Huh, I thought it looked more like a nautilus coming out if it's shell....I guess that's just the pirate in me. 😅
Someone breached Roxy's security
So this is how it feels like to be a technician
I love the way he says "sperm?" Lmaooooooo
Was that the nut of 87?
POV:it's your first day as a technitian and you're doing maintenance on Toy Chica
Thats what we call "Faz-Nut" around here
pov: one of the nightguards got into the prize corner with toy chica and you have to repair her
holy shit my notification sound is the undertaker bell and it rung as soon as he said sperm
The young souls of the dead kids were in their pvberty
Ok that one is the worst in the comment section
@@jjrobotnik yeah
" oh my. Sweetie I think our baby is there! "
Damn when William afton said "I always COME back" i didn't know this is what he meant