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- Winter Storm Niko dominated the conversation in the Northeast today, but Stephen thinks everyone's hashtag game was weak.
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USA, you poor thing... what did they do to you : /
Anon Iman what goes around comes around the current political trend in the West especially in USA isn't something that suddenly came out of nowhere rather it was cultivated for a long period of time, simply said you've got what you deserved (not you personally)
+Achmed Tangiev I agree. The one good thing to come out of the mess we're in is that the middle and left all over ther world are finally waking up to the effects of long smoldering resentment and the very real danger of radical right populism. This is our chance to take itiative and learn from OUR past mistakes, instead of just shuffling the away the responsibility and pray for the populists to calm down.
The oil and pharmaceutical companies bought our government.
Magi V I admire your optimism but I believe that things are going to get worse for a simple fact that economy dictates the rules and uses the elected government as a executive tool to make things legal so to say, for example non American companies were afraid of industrial espionage after the NSA surveillance programm became publicly known, and that fear wasn't baseless, still the programm is running and no one cares because everyone is afraid of terrorist, thou attacks are still happening
Achmed Tangiev I never said it was going to be easy. We ARE deep in the shit right now and I am certain that it's still going to get worse. But that should never stop us from trying and using every opportunity to inform people and take a stand, wherever you are in the world. Ignorance got us where we are now, but knowledge is power.
Selling clothes at Nordstrom? What a terrible idea. If only Ivanka had inherited Donald's business genius and made a reasonable investment, like selling steaks at Sharper Image.
Tremendous steaks, the best steaks.
Does everyone say so or was it something i read on the internet?
One of his multiple failures as a "businessman". People will boycott every brand connected to these half wits.
No, it was real and a total flop for Trump
Oh my god. Dying
Spicer is lost for words. Only so much lies and cover up you can do mate.
He's had to say so much bullshit, he's starting to look like a sphincter.
Yes, you can imagine Spicer speaking the next time he speaks
"Okay, but President Trump did this because...
um...
Nah fuck trump I'm outta here"
"Fuck this I'm done."
"C'mon we just started..."
"There's a lot more to see in life. I'm nog wasting it here!"
usaid alfatih This is not level one music!
@usaid JONTRON REFERENCE!!
Winter-storm Besty DeVos. Lol
It's funny 'cause it's sad.
+Rolf Bause tremendous sad.really. sad. #sad
A bunch of parents and teachers are headed down to Dept of Education tomorrow(Saturday) at 11AM if you wanna join us to help stave off the brewing storm
Nisa Jensen. right. that shit almost made me cry I started laughing so hard.... I just posted that. then started reading down. good ears... and seesh.... but any real scholar knows... the ignorance we encourage is manifested through this.... people seem inherently content with convenient ignorance.---- #Sad.... (lol)....
Nisa Jensen. #flakenews lmao.....
Why is Kelly not arrested and tried? She violated the law! If I violate the law I'm arrested, tried, and sentenced!!!!
she is just an adviser. it's not an official office and because of that she isn't bound by any of the laws that the president or cabinet members have to follow. having said that, i'd say she needs to get hit in the head a few times with a baseball bat.
LOCK HER UP!
slomoshv Wrong. She has an official Whitehouse position.
I say we expedite the whole judicial process, try her by a trial of her peers (us) I think we only need 12 votes to turn everyone in the whitehouse to heads on pikes. Alright, show of hands!
She may just be an advisor, but the oversight committee immediately initiated a bipartisan investigation on the matter. She must have crossed some boundary to warrant such an action.
Incidentally, the snowman Trump hired today was making the rounds in The White House, meeting the staff, when he came within 10 feet of Steve Bannon, burst into flames, and is now a mere puddle on the floor of the East Room. He will be missed.
I'm gonna miss that poor bastard.
fidorover Another latent victim of the Bowling Green Massacre. Sad!
When pressed for comment on this tragedy, Frederick Douglas had no response.
Jane, they didn't dig the poor bastard up, did they?
I'm surprised Trump appointed the snowman without making sure that it was a racist.
Conway the propaganda barbie.
I want a refund. This barbie is hideous.
ani625 please stahp
lol
ani625 loooool
that sounds like a character from a somewhat interesting Street Fighter II ROM hack.....
Because it was white he appointed to his cabinet, I laughed so hard i spit the coffee on my collegue
Rishabh Gupta where are you working at 4:15 am New York City time?
Mick Funny India buddy. It's 3pm here.
Mick Funny and no not all of us work in call centres.
Rishabh Gupta I can't wait for Trump to call your Prime Minister and ask if a Trump hotel is being built there.
THE POOR COLLEAGE ( idk the spelling of it? )
#WhiteShower
Zealot Wang oh my god😂😂
Perfect. M***********G PERFECT!
#WhiteGoldShower XD if youknow what I mean.
Golden shower :3
and to think... Nixon was thrown out because he recorded a few people.
How times have changed. :)
I'm a bit confused. If she broke a law, why isn't she in court?
Because Jason Chaffetz is a coward. Trump (bully) straight up told him he doesn't want to hear about oversight. Unbelievable.
Mary Hunter he has cronies in the congress
Mary Hunter cause funny enough , the Trump administration got rid of the ethics committee
Mhm, so there is no independent institute that will hold them accountable. I'm disappointed. People were telling me three weeks ago how Trump could do little real harm because of a thing they called checks and balances.
funny how, there was an episode, on all late night shows where they made fun about how trump used tweeter to stop the destruction of the ethics committee and keep them on
i don't know which facts are alternative anymore, fuck it, everything's a joke, lets burn em
Sean Spicer is scared and he needs help.
I think #whitepowder is a better hashtag for 2017
Gruanzl 😂😂 Holy shit
Gruanzl When you go outside and it looks like Germany in 1945 #whitepowder
did anyone see the old lady in blue at 4:23 dying of laughter! Go on Granny laugh while you can!
Trump actually likes his snowmen yellow
Make it trend #FlakeNews ❄️
#FlakeNews
#FlakeNews
#FlakeNews
Trump loves america #FlakeNews
Can't wait for the Trump steak infomercial during the next presidential address! :)
"The steaks are high!"
Damn, next time I break the law I'm gonna ask the judge if I can just get counciled on it as my punishment. I'll call it the Kell Ann Conway clause :-)
Colbert's been on fire lately!
What I hate the most about Trump administration is that it ruined the House of Cards for me. It was a such an intense show, one loose word of a spokesman was like a matter of life end death and now this shit, it's just Looney Tunes 24/7.
Катя Мазурчак House of Cards is actually more normal than real life now.
I know, right?! Frank Underwood may be a psychopath but at least a charismatic one.
Frank Underwood sounds like a great choice for a real life president and this is frightening.
the monologue is in two parts again dammit :(
Ivy what's the problem?
crasherball idk it's kind of annoying... or maybe i'm just used to the old format
Flake News for the win!
Stephen is on fire. Lol.
PLEASE LEAVE THE MONOLOGUE TO ONE VIDEO!
I remember that my mom and I were in Nordstrom during pretty early on in the election, and I saw a ivanka trump shirt that I thought was pretty, but then I saw the tag and immediately put it back. At the time, I thought that not buying it wasn't going to amount to anything, but I sure as hell wasn't going to support any trump. It's good to see that my small decision payed off in the end.
New York's winter still sounds warmer than New Zealand's summer lol
Daaayum, Stephen was on fire this time!
I am alternativly 6'4 and get all the girls
Me too! Also, my hands are totally yuge using alternative metrics
Don't even get me started on my Alternative Wealth!
Luke Guilfoyle
"Two texts. Maybe two texts." LOL!
The guys on fox and friends looked more confused the longer Conway talked about buying ivankas products
Stephen layin' 'em dead tonight lmao.
This monologue may be the best one yet. Colbert is the best host!
Colbert is killing it!
Colbert, you keep me going through this shitshow of a presidency. Love you man. Keep it coming !
It's 44 degrees (celsius) where I'm from in Australia....a snow storm sounds really refreshing right about now....
Laura same here - that 116 for Americans!
Holy shit Colbert is ruthless with that snowman cabinet. It's so true though lmao.
Here in Eastern Canada, we got 40 cm/16 inches of snow.
I love you, Stephen!!!
"Jeffrey Dahmer was counseled about his eating disorder, and that's it." - Sean Spicer
Stephen Colbert is the roast master
Conway shows us some #alternativeLaws
this administration is comedy gold
when i see these press conferences i feel like I'm watching a comedy movie
peace IKR
That one lady in blue at 4:24 made my day.
Hey america, wellcome to Italy 1994, are you enjoying your orange Berlusconi?
Andrea Roll no
this man is a fool😂😂😂. that dern high school band!! got me peeing in my pants💧. ❄news
Love your programme x
Feels good to be in Canada and hear New Yorkers get that snow lol
Kellyanne Conway.. The American version of Baghdad Bob.
The storm just wanted to go bowling.
"and...that....that's it.." lol
Mr Jon Baptiste with the forever great "COOOOOLD BLOOOODEEEED!!!!
i will forever be impressed
he'll turn on kelleyann. wait for it.
I'm from Utah. It's adorable that you guys name your snowstorms and close schools.
MAXX and Marshalls....good move.
Great show!
The US is getting snowstorms, the east coast of Australia is in the middle of a massive heatwave! 37 degrees today, 40 tomorrow!!! I will be heading to a temple of aircon worship tomorrow ie. shopping centre!
Great monologue!
hah, Stephen wasn't even kidding about the temperature: folks seem to be sitting in their winter gear in the audience
I really loved the high school marching band bit. I'm a lead trumpet player in mine, and I just adore how ridiculous Stephen looked
"Snowstorm"
Niko, it's your cousin, Roman!
And the meme keeps on giving.
Git Em!!!!
Lock HER up, for that dress if nothing else.
He's hilarious lol😂its so true as well👍
many thumbs up!!!!!
I live in Northern Ontario, hearing the USA complain about snow makes me laugh XD
It's 80 degrees in here in Texas. Must be nice to see snow 😭
Winterstorm Niko? Only Niko I know is Niko Bellic and he is a winterstorm indeed.
And now Stephen is under consideration for Secretary of Silly Walks.
🔥🔥🔥you were on fire last night!
If she broke the law, shouldn't she be arrested? I think they would get a conviction there where several witnesses!
I love Marshall, please don't make fun of it.
In CFR, the R stands for regulation, not law.
Use your words. Use your words, Sean, use your words. XD
New York is buried in snow, Texas forgot it was winter. America can't even anymore.
Stephen Colbert is a national treasure. I don't care what political party you follow, dude is hilarious!
Sean Spicer is so good at the words
1:40
Oh, dude, so the snow man might go longer without a meltdown than Flynn did? The administration is already learning.
Sean Spicer is the spice of life! 😂
This made me laugh
actually clapped and said "yes, yes" at flakenews
Chester A. Arthur's Muttonchop Bangles!?
damn that snowman
48 degree in New South Wales here...
agreed
You are a great anti-sleep drug, Stephen. Listening to you makes me get up and study better🌞
Lock her up! Where are all the republicans who are always going on about the rule of law? Crickets are on standby.
Conway's commercial was not illigal...... She just used... "alternative laws" lol XD
LOOOLLLL not even a foot of snow and it's a snow day?? and the canadian continues laughing.
You're a bad boy...I like it...thank you.
Poor Sean
The marching band thing was bae
Rofl! XD
... "FlakeNews" ...
4:00 oh crap, Conway could get excited due to technicality...
Kellyanne ConnedMe---"Remember Bowling Green!" and "Buy Ivanka clothing cause she's daddy's daughter and he's paying me bigly!"
some big slams man stephen
"Ed Sullivan" Theatre? Does this mean Me Colbert's Show is recorded in the *exact same* theatre (or building) that The Beatles were broadcast to the world for the first time from? Cool!
Where is trumps babysitter? A 5 year old should never be left alone.