Welcome to another week of Stool Scenes: Football season is back, Addison Rae visited Barstool HQ and we hired a bonafide psycho "Jersey Jerry" Watch Next: Dave Portnoy Negotiates Contract with Employee Live on Air - th-cam.com/video/hKV9eS3lJ7U/w-d-xo.html SUBSCRIBE to Barstool Sports: barstool.link/2O23KUH
I am an aerospace engineer and private pilot supporting the fact the earth is flat and stationary. Education is indoctrination. Big bang, evolution, relativity, gravity theories are all lies designed to sell the fake spinning, moving globe to the masses. Hollywood is a great keyboard on which the government can play. It is also a mighty wand from which spells are broadcast. ‘Govern mental’ literally means ‘mind control.’ Attitudes, behaviors, thoughts, mannerisms, memes are mass controlled through the broadcast. Simultaneous levels and layers of programming are being broadcast into the population telling them who to worship, inverting right and wrong, true and false, displacing reality to replace it with a virtual and alternate reality as far as the mind of the population can be manipulated, which is very far. People are extremely malleable. Children are even more impressionable. Einstein meant it when he said that imagination is more important than knowledge. He wanted for us to stay asleep in the imaginary, inverted world that they created for us; some call it the matrix, others call it the zeitgeist, this erroneous perception of our world and universe. Yet this perception is part of the collective consciousness that was put together through the broadcasting of spells. As long as whatever inhabits the mind of the population is imaginary and detached from reality then the controllers have nothing to fear as far their control system goes. From birth, the population is tuned in to the wavelengths the authors of the system (i.e. the authorities) broadcast from their Hollywood wands. As the RHCP once said, space may be the final frontier but it's made in Hollywood basement. Only by awareness of this manipulation can you resist the big inversion. They live, while we sleep. Food for thought. Bon apathy.
Check out some of his previous content with Bob from Brilliantly Dumb. SO funny. The airbnb stay in Florida is just next level. Jersey Jerry is unreal.
Jersey Jerry has this vibe....this aura around him that I love. Let's see what this pipe fitter can do. Can't wait to see Rico hate him for no discernable reason.
"I would like a One Bite frozen pizza, one a month, for my family" Jerry is going to be electric, but they can't over saturate him like they did with Frank.
Jersey Jerry pitched Dave a competition where women send him pictures of their feet, and he makes a bracket and judges. The winner would get "a mani, pedi, and a 250 dollar amazon gift card." Mintz said he should call it "Arch madness" And Im assuming Jerry would want to give the mani pedi 😂💀 These new hires are comedy gold.
"It says here" "OK, you wrote that, right?" LMFAO EDIT: I love this guy, maybe he's putting on a schtick, but he seems about as genuine as it gets. Kayce was so nice. Loved it.
You could tell he was so genuinely happy when he said thank you Dave for being my friend, also when he was talking to Kayce and Marty about being full time. Love Jersey Jerry
Jerry seems actually self aware but not at the same time which is the perfect equation for electricity. Also seems like a super nice guy. 10/10 hire so far
lmfao on the first sentence! 😂 Idk on the second… sometimes - I would think even more for guys - you gotta go and youre not “detail-oriented” at that point! 🤔
@@elles.9255 Na that's definitely caveman behavior. Guys don't just turn blind when we shit. No one does. During the live stream he went from saying "I didn't see the paper" to "I saw the paper" To "I pooped on the paper thinking that was ok" No one doesn't see what's in a toilet before they go. He literally said in this stool scenes he saw it. Described it as "a softball size ball" which would struggle to get flushed to begin with then said he added a layer of shit and more toilet paper on top. He literally chose to take a crap on a mound of toilet paper then added more toilet paper thinking that was normal. Then flushed. I mean he's not a rub and tug guy, not a strip club guy, not a poop lasagna guy,. Forgot the many other things he's not but i mean he really is.
Jersey Jerry reading the list, is as close as we'll ever get to a real life re-enactment of Luca Brasi trying to thank the Godfather on the day of his Daughters wedding. The way he say's "thanks for being my friend" just cracked me up, and reminded me of Luca saying how he wishes his "Daughters child be a masculine child"
Yeah I think maybe he isn’t 100% all the way there or something. I kinda felt bad laughing. But he truly is gold and if that is actually truly him, then they’ve hit the jackpot with him. Most of these new hires are straight comedic gold (besides these betting women- no offense to them) or all the tiktok type ppl
Jersey jerry is my idol. And Addison Rae having a 7 minute time schedule and having her team comment on posts is my 11:00 am the day after a college gameday of having 22 coors lights
Big Cat grinding up Balls (as he should've) was absolute gold!! The pizzagna comment along with saying that its psycho move to shit on top of sumone else's shit ppr was a psycho move is a instant classic!!🤣😂🤣
Welcome to another week of Stool Scenes: Football season is back, Addison Rae visited Barstool HQ and we hired a bonafide psycho "Jersey Jerry"
Watch Next: Dave Portnoy Negotiates Contract with Employee Live on Air - th-cam.com/video/hKV9eS3lJ7U/w-d-xo.html
SUBSCRIBE to Barstool Sports: barstool.link/2O23KUH
I am an aerospace engineer and private pilot supporting the fact the earth is flat and stationary. Education is indoctrination. Big bang, evolution, relativity, gravity theories are all lies designed to sell the fake spinning, moving globe to the masses.
Hollywood is a great keyboard on which the government can play. It is also a mighty wand from which spells are broadcast.
‘Govern mental’ literally means ‘mind control.’
Attitudes, behaviors, thoughts, mannerisms, memes are mass controlled through the broadcast.
Simultaneous levels and layers of programming are being broadcast into the population telling them who to worship, inverting right and wrong, true and false, displacing reality to replace it with a virtual and alternate reality as far as the mind of the population can be manipulated, which is very far.
People are extremely malleable. Children are even more impressionable.
Einstein meant it when he said that imagination is more important than knowledge. He wanted for us to stay asleep in the imaginary, inverted world that they created for us; some call it the matrix, others call it the zeitgeist, this erroneous perception of our world and universe. Yet this perception is part of the collective consciousness that was put together through the broadcasting of spells. As long as whatever inhabits the mind of the population is imaginary and detached from reality then the controllers have nothing to fear as far their control system goes.
From birth, the population is tuned in to the wavelengths the authors of the system (i.e. the authorities) broadcast from their Hollywood wands. As the RHCP once said, space may be the final frontier but it's made in Hollywood basement. Only by awareness of this manipulation can you resist the big inversion.
They live, while we sleep. Food for thought. Bon apathy.
Jerry reading off a list that he wrote like he’d never seen it before is gold
I guarantee 90% of that list his mom wrote lmao
It had strong Prestige Worldwide vibes haha
That was a real life scene from the office, incredible.
I am a 30 year old man and I had tears coming from eyes. That whole bit was hilarious. Wait, is it a bit or that is just Jerry?
Jerry might be the best content barstool has had for a long time. hahah give me more.!!!
Jersey Jerry scene something straight out of The Office
its an SNL sketch with jonah hill
Jersey Jerry’s “I’ll see ya in the funny papers” sign off tells me I’ll love him
Check out some of his previous content with Bob from Brilliantly Dumb. SO funny. The airbnb stay in Florida is just next level. Jersey Jerry is unreal.
this jerry character is insane. I like the protection for life for his baby to ensure hes on your side through his lunacy.
I feel like he kills people
I hope Barstool is better at looking after babies than they are gold fish.
@@LiterallyGod no way, Jersey Jerry has a heart of gold
Bro if you could see him in podcasts and whatnot with BrilliantlyDumb, you'd know just how funny everything about this guy is
@@fleacircus4408 fake news
Jersey Jerry has this vibe....this aura around him that I love. Let's see what this pipe fitter can do.
Can't wait to see Rico hate him for no discernable reason.
Pipe fitters are tough as shit Rico will get shitty and this dude and regret it
"I would like a One Bite frozen pizza, one a month, for my family" Jerry is going to be electric, but they can't over saturate him like they did with Frank.
he's the anti-frank, soft-spoken and likes everyone, frank's abrasive and hates everyone.
I guarantee, those two are going to have some kid of show/podcast within the next 6 months. Barstool is going to bleed them both dry
haha I see that BC is acting as agent again...
@@ryanparrotte3558 Everyone except Nadu
Jersey jerry negotiating like a union rep boss move
possibly maybe before every demand haha love it.
Jersey Jerry might finally take us back to the milton days
3:10. "HES NOT GROSS, HES JUST ITALIAN.." Fucking LEGENDARY!
Stolen from the Pat McAfee Show 🤷
@@andrewboyce7268 I’m sure that pat was the only person in history to use that phrase
Jersey Jerry pitched Dave a competition where women send him pictures of their feet, and he makes a bracket and judges. The winner would get "a mani, pedi, and a 250 dollar amazon gift card." Mintz said he should call it "Arch madness" And Im assuming Jerry would want to give the mani pedi 😂💀 These new hires are comedy gold.
Which show/vid was this on?
@@ghesch Picks Central this week they talked about it with Jersey Jerry
they should just find some guy named Manny to pet their feet... “manny petty”
He already did it once in his Instagram 😂
Been following him since the beginning and man is GOLD
"It says here"
"OK, you wrote that, right?"
LMFAO
EDIT: I love this guy, maybe he's putting on a schtick, but he seems about as genuine as it gets. Kayce was so nice. Loved it.
I seriously can't tell if he is... Idk how he wouldn't break character 🤣 he's fucking hilarious tho "last one" hahaha
Jersey Jerry is 100% legit. Ive been following this guy since his days with Brilliantly Dumb
Oh yeah, he’s legit, that’s how he always is
That new Pup Punk tune slaps!
Jersey Jerry already my favorite 😂😂😂
Jersey Jerry's contract negotiation was very wholesome 🥺🥺🥺 wish him the best full time at barstool!
Dave said he’s gonna take care of that kid even if jerry dies, he probably got the best negotiation out of anyone
You could tell he was so genuinely happy when he said thank you Dave for being my friend, also when he was talking to Kayce and Marty about being full time. Love Jersey Jerry
Jersey Jerry will be an absolute force I can tell
Saw the script
Love barstool Jersey Jerry with the help of Big Cat. Best negotiating by Dave Ever. I was crying so funny.
"I will ease into it, it says here."
"Ok, well you wrote that right?"
"Yeah"
"OK" *Dave looks into the camera trying not to laugh*
Absolute gold
Read this right as he said it, this guy is fucking electric lmao
This was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
Jerry seems actually self aware but not at the same time which is the perfect equation for electricity. Also seems like a super nice guy. 10/10 hire so far
Barstool just signed an absolute rocketship of content with Jersey Jerry
I think Glenny forgot he couldn't just yell "mom shitters clogged" and walked away. Him not flushing first is just borderline caveman behavior.
lmfao on the first sentence! 😂 Idk on the second… sometimes - I would think even more for guys - you gotta go and youre not “detail-oriented” at that point! 🤔
Not flushing first is office sabotage
Exactly!! He's used to Mommy taking care of his big poopies
@@elles.9255 Na that's definitely caveman behavior. Guys don't just turn blind when we shit. No one does. During the live stream he went from saying "I didn't see the paper" to "I saw the paper" To "I pooped on the paper thinking that was ok" No one doesn't see what's in a toilet before they go. He literally said in this stool scenes he saw it. Described it as "a softball size ball" which would struggle to get flushed to begin with then said he added a layer of shit and more toilet paper on top. He literally chose to take a crap on a mound of toilet paper then added more toilet paper thinking that was normal. Then flushed. I mean he's not a rub and tug guy, not a strip club guy, not a poop lasagna guy,. Forgot the many other things he's not but i mean he really is.
26:00 absolute banger
I can't believe they didn't get more mentions. They need an album.
Certified banger!
@@RickyTheDon too many highlights in these stool scenes.
Jersey Jerry is a great story and reasons why Barstool is amazing for the culture
This is the funniest stool streams in a long time. Poop lasagna and Protection for Jersey Jerry’s unborn child.
Jersey Jerry reading the list, is as close as we'll ever get to a real life re-enactment of Luca Brasi trying to thank the Godfather on the day of his Daughters wedding. The way he say's "thanks for being my friend" just cracked me up, and reminded me of Luca saying how he wishes his "Daughters child be a masculine child"
This guy can’t be real his talk with Dave had me in tears
That pup punk song is a legit banger
What’s the song called?
@@JohnPentecost226 my real girlfriend
These songs at the end are not getting close to enough attention they're heat
How is nobody appreciating that musical performance at the end
Jersey Jerry is my favourite person at barstool already
Jersey Jerry is the best hire ever made by barstool
Lady with Addison " its wasnt you its okay, its his fault" right infront of karim 😅😂😂😂
Jersey Jerry is already my favorite Barstool employee. And we will protect that baby!
I think I like Jerry because I genuinely can’t tell if he is putting on an act or if that’s actually his personality full stop.
That doesn’t feel like an act. That feels like a chromosome thing
It’s really him. He’s nuts in a good way. Check out his start on the brilliantly dumb show.
Yeah I think maybe he isn’t 100% all the way there or something. I kinda felt bad laughing. But he truly is gold and if that is actually truly him, then they’ve hit the jackpot with him.
Most of these new hires are straight comedic gold (besides these betting women- no offense to them) or all the tiktok type ppl
@@hubcityhustlers nah bro I’ve been following him for awhile.. as well as all the time he’s called into the radio.. this is legit him
JERSEY JERRY IS GOOOOOOLD!!! Can’t wait.
Jersey Jerry to the fuckin MOON! This guy seems so genuine. I can’t wait to see what he brings to the brand.
It was always Jersey Jerry!
Jersey jerry is exactly what we needed
i wanna hug jerry. love dave for this stuff
The best Hire I’ve ever Seen💯💯💯 hands down🤙🏽
This new guy is the best hire EVER. Fucking love him
Jersey Jerry just stole Ricos lunch 5 seconds after getting off the couch lol
Loved the song at the end listened to it several times
Can we go back to two episodes a week please ? This was a great ep Jerry is an electric factory
And they said once a week will go to longer episodes instead of 2 shorter episodes. Now it’s just down to once a week of shorter episodes
Also I’m not sure if it’s the same off camera. But kayce seems so nice and genuine to everyone I love her
It was ALWAYS Jersey Jerry. It was ALWAYS to the Moon. MORE JERRY!
Jersey Jerry is already my favorite person at Barstool. That job negotiation with Dave was amazing
I haven’t cried watching a stool scenes until jerZ JERRY
Jersey Jerry is going to absolutly kill it at Da Stool! He has a very OG Barstool vibe haha LOVE IT!
Jersey Jerry is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Need more Jersey Jerry asap
Just doesn’t feel right seeing Jersey Jerry without big shot Bob. Shoutout brilliantly dumb for saving jerry.
Big shoutout to Brilliantly Dumb
“I had a viral video that went viral.”
- Jersey Jerry, 2021 (colorized)
Protect Jerry at all cost. The way he was reading that list 😂
The way JJ asks if he has to pay for the flights is so wholesome
Jerry and frank would make an electric pod cast
Jersey Jerry is a national treasure
LFG Jer!!!! It was always jersey jerry so proud of you!!!
Jersey Jerry reminds me of the creepy uncle/lawyer in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Jersey Jerry interacting with kacey made my heart warm
Jersey Jerry seems like an awesome, authentic, guy. Perfect addition to Barstool Sports. Gonna love watching this guy.
"for here or the after life, this will be a baby we protect" - amazing :D
These contract negotiations jfc 😂 he’s reading it like a 2nd grade essay
Let's Go! Jerry. Best pick up of 2021. Dude is guna carry alot of these skills. It was always blue collar.
When he says “she’s not happy” and does that little disappointed nod. I was crying bro
The song at the end was pretty good tbh 😂😂😂
I can't tell if Jerry is pouring it on thick or if he's dead serious 🤣🤣
dude you gotta follow his instagram and some of his moments on the brilliant dumb podcast, they will put you in tears so funny
@@benjaminrance6665 brilliant dumb? Is that the guy on TikTok that chirps the golfers? And what's his insta
it was always jersey jerry
@@jpd4455 always
dang. those songs at the end were fire!
The jersey Jerry negotiations is my favorite thing ever
Mush & Jerry should work together, I love how Marty was genuinely delighted for him.
Mintzy hosting the auction was an absolute electric factory
5:50 Dave giving off bigtime godfather vibes
Jersey jerry is my idol. And Addison Rae having a 7 minute time schedule and having her team comment on posts is my 11:00 am the day after a college gameday of having 22 coors lights
It was always authentic! It was always Jersey Jerry. See you in the funny papers.
Jerry contract “negotiations” are absolute GOLD!!
Balls is a farm animal
Jersey Jerry is 100% Luca Brasi and god damn it as I write this Big Cat says “a masculine boy” ah well I’m committed
Dear god Jersey Jerry is absolutely amazing
Love Jersey Jerry but lets be real, he was reading that notepad for the first time. That was his mama lookin after him haha
"I'll ease into it" lmao the hand gesture
"YOU MADE A POOP LASAGNA"
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ
A pasagna had me rolling!
Love the vibe of the band lol
I'm a simple man. I see a Tommy Smokes ad, I fast forward.
I absolutely love Jersey Jerry
If Rico squeezes out Jerry, I'm completely done with Baratool
We need Jersey Jerry everywhere!
“It’s not your fault, it’s his” *walks right past him* lol
Thank god for Bobby ballsack bringing me onto this fella. God bless you, Bob.
i mean jerry reading that list was insanity
Big Cat grinding up Balls (as he should've) was absolute gold!! The pizzagna comment along with saying that its psycho move to shit on top of sumone else's shit ppr was a psycho move is a instant classic!!🤣😂🤣
Jersey jerry is the best I believe in him and it was always jersey jerry! We ride for life!!!
Jerry reading in front of Dave reminded me of Luca Brasi and the Godfather lol
The first time I saw Jersey Jerry I knew this guy was going to be a fucking legend!!!!💯💯💯
Hiring jerry will be the best decision barstool ever made
😂Big Cat really the messiest in the office
This song is 🔥
The "Maybe..." before every request sealed it for me wih Jersey Jerry, good luck and god speed brotha!
Is no one gonna talk about that song at the end? That shit went hard lol!
I was gagging my beer down during the plasagna segment 🤢. 🤣. Barstool for life
Damn! Am I the only one that is psyched the band is back? Keep it real guys! 🤙
Watched a comedy special last night and it didn’t make me laugh as much as Jersey Jerry. Looking forward to seeing more of him