Thank you all for the love on my silly little parody! Edit: I added the lyrics in the description!!!! Edit 2: By the gods all of you winions have made this video explode! Lets try to get a cast member to see it! :D
The prequel to this song should be Poseidon singing: "Get In the box. Get In the box, or you'll ruin the surprise, don't you want to see him cry (of happiness)? GET IN THE BOX!" has he tries to convince Odysseus to be Telemachus's surprise birthday gift.
@@dewmilk7266 no no no, they aren’t Penelope’s harem! They are far too respectful of her and Odysseus to do that! They do however become Penelope _and_ Odysseus’s harem after he gets back
"Whoever can hide, my son's new present, and make sure he doesn't find it... Will light the candles, sit next to my son, and get the second biggest slice of cake!" "Let the bat fly.. Once you know that your aim is true.." Context is PINATA TIME^^ "Just know, I'll be here.. Baking... Baking..!" "I'm supposed to choose a person to bake this cake.. I told them I would choose as soon as I make the milkshakes.." "(Time is fleeting, it's running out! Time to eat the cake in the house!)"
Eat little wolf eat, eat a cake and now it’s like a little wolf strike piñata need some help. What’s going on here? I have a plan to beat the piñata so I suggest you just relax. I don’t know how upper cut the piñata now.
THE GASPS AT THE END SJSJSJSJ- 😂😂😂😂😂 It’s hilarious to imagine Ody walking in on the suitors diabolically planning his son’s birthday. The suitors then decide to make him Telemachus’s surprise gift.
@lunarxnutella Bro is a party pooper. Eurymachus, holding a balloon: "King Odysseus! You’ve returned! Just in time for Telemachus’s birthday party! Care to join? 😃" (cue Ody shooting the balloon) Ody: "No". But he ultimately goes with it anyway because Penelope’s in on it too and encouraged him. Already became a ruthless monster for his family, might as well temporarily embrace the ways of the party people for them too. Now he’ll he the one who SLAYS. ✨🕺🕺🕺🕺
The concept of the most villainous looking character singing villain songs actually being really sweet and considerate is hilarious actually lol, I love how you expanded the parody
I remember that one weird dream I had once: i had to bake a cake with Odysseus, but we didn't knew how to do it so we went to the Underworld because where else are you supposed to get help with such things and for some reason Scylla was also there. So hear me out people: Epic the Cake Saga Edit: I can't believe this got so much likes overnight 🤣 I'm starting to get ideas for a crackfic
Odysseus being like "This isn't what I expected, but I'll gladly join." I just about died at "Where the hell is the decor and cake?!" Antinous just wants to give him his favorite cake XD The ending XD
I was really pleasantly surprised at the quality of this. The new lyrics are so insanely good!! I need a full parody album now. EPIC: The Birthday Saga, featuring The first song, where Penelope orders the suitors to arrange a birthday party for Telemachus The second song (this) The third song, where Odysseus chastises the suitors for being so bad at setting up the birthday party and helps them arrange it himself (which goes slightly wrong when they try everything in their power to prevent Telemachus from seeing their work) The fourth song, where Odysseus apologizes to Telemachus for this entire mess and offers to host a smaller birthday party with only him, Penelope and Athena as the guests And the fifth song where Ody goes to propose the idea to Penelope and plan it all out
Nah, imagine if this was the song instead of Hold them down and when Odysseus comes back he kills the suitors because he was mad they threw his son a party and he wanted to be the one to do it instead 😂
penelope's signature instrument is the violin, and its heard in the actual song as her screams BUT in this song, i view it as her giggling as she watches the suitors planning the suprise party for her son!!
I was trying to do my lip mask and saw this. IT WAS SO HARD TO NOT LAUGH 😭😭 My favorite line was “I hope he likes my presents…I really do” Also it would be funny if you made a karaoke version lol
@ yo yo yo do you mind if I repost dis and credit you and also tag gather jorgenbong??? It’s unlikely but maybe he could see it? (lol I’d only do that with ur permission tho)
Excuse me why the hell does this work so well?! This is amazing, the way you switched the lyrics around and the tones, it sounds so menacing still but it's so nice! I love it
does this mean Odysseus will instead start with "for twenty years I've suffered every punishment and pain/from the wrath of gods and monsters and the screams of comerades slain I come back and find my palace decorated, stacked with gifts And worst of all I hear you dare to not invite me to my booooy???"
Hold Them Down is such an amazing villain song, and I can't help but to sing it to myself all of the time- this parody definitely helps take the edge off the dark subject matter of the original for a bit and makes me feel a little better. I love seeing EPIC parodies so much.
Antinuous: "Nnnooo!! Who forgot to lock the door?!?!? You were supposed to let us know if he got here early Eurymachus!!!" The Alternate Odyssey where the Suitors are actually upstanding Greeks and Antinous is either a big brother or Uncle figure to Telemachus seems nice.
THIS IS SO GOOD OMG LMAOO, I was looking for a full version of this parody and someone recommended this one to me!!! It’s amazing, absolutely great work
the ending :,) beautiful. I will admit, I may have been expecting the third chorus to be "buss it down" in reference to Jorge's short about the song, as the hypothetical party commences
Thank you all for the love on my silly little parody!
Edit: I added the lyrics in the description!!!!
Edit 2: By the gods all of you winions have made this video explode! Lets try to get a cast member to see it! :D
You deserve all of it this is amazingly hilarious
This is amazing and I love it and AA beautiful!
Perfect silliness :D❤️
berry nioce.
that's the spiritttt, you deserve the recognition
we're not giving up until they see it
Was this inspired by gigi
"Where in the hell is the decor and CAAAAAKE?!"
What a powerful line
They were supposed to be ready hours ago!
@@Merlin2000_ The delivery was amazing
@@tannerhume884of the presents and cake? /silly
Nah, we gotta 600 strike the delivery company for being late!
(This is great xD)
The delivery was so good this is like my favorite line in the song I think
Time Traveler: Kicks a rock
The Timeline:
Honestly for the better tbh
If I was a time traveler and this were to come of it, I would do it on purpose
@@fluffycloud9 Just don't kick the rock too far though, otherwise the timeline would make both Antinous and Telemachus lovers
@@RUTHLESSNESSMERCY-UPON-OURSELV This would bê terrifity.
@@EsterPaixao-bs1mr exactly 😂
The prequel to this song should be Poseidon singing: "Get In the box. Get In the box, or you'll ruin the surprise, don't you want to see him cry (of happiness)? GET IN THE BOX!" has he tries to convince Odysseus to be Telemachus's surprise birthday gift.
i can't breath🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My gods, this is an amazing idea 😆
So... 600 strikes is a complain from Odysseus to the shipping company that suffered 600 strikes which made him arrive late for Telemachus' birthday ?
hmm.....
YES this is amazingg
AAA
I need this now
This is perfecttt
Epic: The Good Ending
In Scylla instead of it being a bloodbath they light fireworks and scare her away
Now we need Gigi to animate this
Asodhnawkdbk I will DIE
I mean, epic animators work fast! 😀😂🤣
This au:
Odysseus: *walks in.*
Telemachus: "You guys found my dad for me as a birthday gift!?!? You're the best step dads ever!!!"
Antonius:ehh..yes?
@babarnanami533 *leaning over to whisper* "Ok guys, who was it?"
Athena: "No one beats Grandma's gifts!"
@@grungekitty77Or great-grand aunt’s 😂
I love the idea that Ody refused to cheat for 20 years and he returns to meet all 108 of Penelope’s harem and Telemachus’ step dads
@@dewmilk7266 no no no, they aren’t Penelope’s harem! They are far too respectful of her and Odysseus to do that! They do however become Penelope _and_ Odysseus’s harem after he gets back
That just gave me an idea of Penelope singing about keeping her present a secret for her son as a parody of The Challenge
Hmmmmmmmmmm
omg yes
He’s getting ideas now🤭😂🤣🤣💡
"Whoever can hide, my son's new present, and make sure he doesn't find it... Will light the candles, sit next to my son, and get the second biggest slice of cake!"
"Let the bat fly.. Once you know that your aim is true.."
Context is PINATA TIME^^
"Just know, I'll be here.. Baking... Baking..!"
"I'm supposed to choose a person to bake this cake.. I told them I would choose as soon as I make the milkshakes.."
"(Time is fleeting, it's running out! Time to eat the cake in the house!)"
@@nicoledeford3284 how about the second biggest slice of cake
I love how you expanded this parody. And I love how suitors realized that way to "single" mother's hearth is through her child.
YEAAAAHH
Canon Antinous : ❌🫷😒
Antinous who wants to be a good friend to Telemachus and plan him a birthday : ✅😏👉
Is this the drake meme in text format
@Merlin2000_ Yep 👍
what would little wolf be in this universe
@@retinazer7652I remember hearing on Gigi's short smthn like: "BITE, LITTLE WOLF!" -suitors cheering him on to eat his cake
Eat little wolf eat, eat a cake and now it’s like a little wolf strike piñata need some help. What’s going on here? I have a plan to beat the piñata so I suggest you just relax. I don’t know how upper cut the piñata now.
“After seeing what the king will doto those with their hands in the air, we wouldn't dare.”
- Jorge
We all know Odysseus hates party people
love that you kept the line ‘where is the fire inside our souls’ because why arent these guys more passionate about the princes birthday!!
It's a very special day you know?
THE GASPS AT THE END SJSJSJSJ-
😂😂😂😂😂
It’s hilarious to imagine Ody walking in on the suitors diabolically planning his son’s birthday.
The suitors then decide to make him Telemachus’s surprise gift.
little do they know that odysseus doesnt like party people
@lunarxnutella "We have seen what the king will do to men with their hands in the air..."
@lunarxnutella Bro is a party pooper.
Eurymachus, holding a balloon: "King Odysseus! You’ve returned! Just in time for Telemachus’s birthday party! Care to join? 😃"
(cue Ody shooting the balloon)
Ody: "No".
But he ultimately goes with it anyway because Penelope’s in on it too and encouraged him.
Already became a ruthless monster for his family, might as well temporarily embrace the ways of the party people for them too.
Now he’ll he the one who SLAYS. ✨🕺🕺🕺🕺
@@zamzamhassan2985 ... PUT HIM IN A BOX!
@lunarxnutella "We have seen what the king will do to those with their hands in the air"
cinema
I like the idea of when Odysseus returns home, he expects the worst only to witness a suspiciously plotted birthday surprise
Odysseus, who returned to the palace at that moment: 😯😳
Odysseus breaches the doors only to find the suitors crouching behind tables with party poppers & confetti expecting to surprise Tele
And Odyssey is proptly wrapped in wrapping paper and Penelope is notified... Lol
they’re like: supris- oh wait what
but we all know what ody does to people with their hands in the air...................
"Mom are you in here" killed me I love this
The end should've been Odysseus revealing himself through a door and the suitors all saying, "ODY, NOT YET!"😂
WE NEED TO GET AYRON TO SING THIS HOLY SHIT
YOURE A GENIUS
Honestly if any of the cast see this, I will simply PASS AWAY
@@Merlin2000_ I will try my best to boost this to the heavens until our almighty god Jorge hears it istg
@Merlin2000_ I sent it in the official discord server in the memes channel and one of the mods had the exact same idea at the exact same time lmao
@@adelinaiftime3152 Haha i just saw it! I initially posted it in the cover channel
Get the Epic artists to animate it! Notify the cast! Go crazy!
Crap😂 now all I can think of Ody having a sing off with the suitors while Telemachus is having a dance off with the suitors
DANCE LITTLE WOLF DANCE, WANNA ENTERTAIN ME?
@Merlin2000_ prance little wolf prance let's see how you take this
@FaithRosales-th8fyslide little wolf slide wanna be so grand then
@ReynaisBadass Do I have to.. write a parody for this too?
@@Merlin2000_ YES! credit the commenter!!
The concept of the most villainous looking character singing villain songs actually being really sweet and considerate is hilarious actually lol, I love how you expanded the parody
I was so ready for his surprise to be them finding Odysseus somehow and he’s just like “oh my gods, the prophet was way off-“
When the prophet said he saw his palace covered in red he was talking about the decorations for the party (Red is Telemachus favourite colour)
I remember that one weird dream I had once: i had to bake a cake with Odysseus, but we didn't knew how to do it so we went to the Underworld because where else are you supposed to get help with such things and for some reason Scylla was also there.
So hear me out people: Epic the Cake Saga
Edit: I can't believe this got so much likes overnight 🤣
I'm starting to get ideas for a crackfic
XD
OM I NEED TO ANIMATE THIS AND MAKE YOU POLITES AS HIS GHOST
Feels like the cast could sing it before MICO's birthday, like they tell is the grand surprise😂🎉
Odysseus being like "This isn't what I expected, but I'll gladly join."
I just about died at "Where the hell is the decor and cake?!"
Antinous just wants to give him his favorite cake XD
The ending XD
Yes! Finaly the all parody song. Jay gotta react to it, it's just awesome.
🙏Praying for the EPIC guy to bless me with his presence!
I was really pleasantly surprised at the quality of this. The new lyrics are so insanely good!!
I need a full parody album now. EPIC: The Birthday Saga, featuring
The first song, where Penelope orders the suitors to arrange a birthday party for Telemachus
The second song (this)
The third song, where Odysseus chastises the suitors for being so bad at setting up the birthday party and helps them arrange it himself (which goes slightly wrong when they try everything in their power to prevent Telemachus from seeing their work)
The fourth song, where Odysseus apologizes to Telemachus for this entire mess and offers to host a smaller birthday party with only him, Penelope and Athena as the guests
And the fifth song where Ody goes to propose the idea to Penelope and plan it all out
I'm just gonna screen shot this for later..
Would you plan a birthday party again?
Nah, imagine if this was the song instead of Hold them down and when Odysseus comes back he kills the suitors because he was mad they threw his son a party and he wanted to be the one to do it instead 😂
What the king will do to those with their hands in the air!
😨😨😨😨😨😨😰😰😨😰😰
@sweetpea_imaginesalotI GOT THAT REFERENCE
Omg it went full circle
unironically the suitors would have had a better chance with penelope if they acted like this
Love how someone finally made a full version of the parody. If only that png of the cale could’ve made it. But amazing song!
I love dark humour but wholesome humour is damn hilarious.
penelope's signature instrument is the violin, and its heard in the actual song as her screams
BUT in this song, i view it as her giggling as she watches the suitors planning the suprise party for her son!!
Antinous's is clever, he knew Penelope was a dead end for the throne, but if he can MARRY THE PRINCE-!
JGSAHSAGD THIS SHIP IS INSANE BUT I KINDA LOVE IT
They age gap is only like six years, or could work lolllllllllll
@Nini09-HeroOfLegendi heard antinous was 19
@xXconstellations_xX really?
Nobody tell them about AO3.
3:00
Antinous: okay who didn't lock the door?!
"I find it hard to believe that 108 men left this palace hall unlocked-"
“So what? Now that the prince has left let’s make his birthday a bop.”
I can just imagine Antinous scolding the other suitors for spoiling the surprise
"Behind you!"
*Penelope knocks out the one of the suitors*
@@Chaosbringer-o9u “Throw down those presents and I ensure you’ll be spared.”
Can you imagine Odysseus just in the crowd being worried they’re gonna do something bad and they’re just planning his songs birthday 😂
This is the canon song now
NO EXCUSES
🤣
Odysses- Okay....i'll let them live.
I was trying to do my lip mask and saw this. IT WAS SO HARD TO NOT LAUGH 😭😭
My favorite line was “I hope he likes my presents…I really do”
Also it would be funny if you made a karaoke version lol
AU Antinous was really trying to butter him up
@@Merlin2000_mf wanted that throne so bad
At that end, with them freezing in plaze as Telemachus awkwardly stands on the doorframe, I can see Antinus blushing up like a strawberry lmao 😂😂😂😂😂🎉
LMAO LOVE THIS!! 🤣🤣🤣
Epic the musical if the Suitors had 2 brain cells to think instead of 1:
And Ody gets put in a box to be the surprise present.
I love this too much bro, they have to sing it for MICO’s birthday
YESSS petition to play this for mico on his birthday
@ yes indeed we must have this played for mico
EPIC Fans.. work your miracles!
@ yo yo yo do you mind if I repost dis and credit you and also tag gather jorgenbong??? It’s unlikely but maybe he could see it? (lol I’d only do that with ur permission tho)
@@Italian_Wall_Lizard-666 Maybe if you repost a shorter vers of your favorite part and direct them here!
The way we just sang a whole improvised parody of both this and oddyseus in the EPIC: the musical discord server karaoke lmao
Excuse me why the hell does this work so well?! This is amazing, the way you switched the lyrics around and the tones, it sounds so menacing still but it's so nice! I love it
AU Antinous is very serious about having this birthday bash! >:(
Odysseus coming home after 20 years is the birthday gift…
Channel the fire inside of your soul...
...and use it to light the birthday candles
Peak? Definitely peak
the Birthday AU is just what I need now that EPIC the Musical is complete
I love how people happy at this parody
Antinous (good step-father edition)
"I'll give you the birthdays your daddy never could!"
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we need jorge to see this
we need ayron to sing this
we must add this to the silly saga asap
As a wholesome suitors AU fanatic, I have been vigorously waiting for this moment.
For The Perfect Time To Strike
does this mean Odysseus will instead start with
"for twenty years I've suffered every punishment and pain/from the wrath of gods and monsters and the screams of comerades slain
I come back and find my palace decorated, stacked with gifts
And worst of all I hear you dare to not invite me to my booooy???"
Shhh.. you're not allowed to spoil the next one! 🤫
Why is this parody not more popular???
THE VOCALS AMELIORATING INSTANTLY WHEN MENTIONING CAKE IS SO ME
I HOPE HE LOVES MY PRESENTSSSS 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I saw someone comment on “hold him down” saying the arrow sounds like a door. So it actually being a door is perfect!
shshdjshshah thank you for making this i was hoping someone would lol, i love the ending being telemachus walking in on them instead
Hold Them Down is such an amazing villain song, and I can't help but to sing it to myself all of the time- this parody definitely helps take the edge off the dark subject matter of the original for a bit and makes me feel a little better. I love seeing EPIC parodies so much.
We need to get the official voice actors to make a cover of this. Absolutely brilliant!
I love how the beginning acknowledges they can't reach the high notes 😂
“Serve it a la mode~” has to be the best line for me 😭😭😭
I am cackling like a child- this is so good holy shit-
I can never bring myself to sing the real lyrics so this is AWESOME!!
It's why I made it!
I love that extension. I hope this fandom never dies, comrades. Love you guys🥹❤
Dude this is so extra in the best and funniest way possible
Incredible extension of the original parody man 10/10 xD
out of jokes i love how you hit the high notes
tysm!
thank you for this, i like to sing and i was scared my apt neighbors would get concerned if i sang the real version of this lmao
Forget the "Happy Birthday to You" or "Las Mañanitas" I want people to sing this at my next birthday. 😂
The good timeline with the suitors lol.
YES! THIS IS EASILY THE BEST PARODY EVER! AMAZING WORK!
And then Odysseus makes it just in time for his son’s birthday! What a great day.
happy birthday telemachus!
even with these fantastically wholesome, rewritten lyrics, this song still sounds straight up menacing. Goes to show how well it is composed.
Tell me why this person is actually so good at those long notes 😨
Ty! They're pretty hard to do so I think I had to do a few takes!
Cutely adds to the hunger saga
the timeline telemachus deserves
Antinuous: "Nnnooo!! Who forgot to lock the door?!?!? You were supposed to let us know if he got here early Eurymachus!!!"
The Alternate Odyssey where the Suitors are actually upstanding Greeks and Antinous is either a big brother or Uncle figure to Telemachus seems nice.
I cant explain it but you kind of hit the notes but you also hit many bumps while you're on your way to hitting those notes
I dont know if its my untrained vocal texture or my mic or a bit of both 😅
Now we need the entirety of Epic just being Odyssey inviting everyone he meets on the way to Telemachus’ birthday party
The ending to this song HURTS me more than it should 😢
I love the change to «you know today is Telemachus’s birthday» cuz yeah, we do know!!!😂
POV:antinous was possessed by polites
Hades:i mean i cant stop him
Goofy ahh parody 💀
Low key kinda fire tho x3
This parody has lived rent-free in my brain for months, and you expanded it!!!! Aaaaaaahhhhh, yyyeeeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!
This is like Telemachus’ Birthday but it’s complete 😂
Exactly what I based it off of!
I couldn’t stop laughing XD Still am. Great job!!
damn this is actually pretty good XD
THIS IS SO GOOD OMG LMAOO, I was looking for a full version of this parody and someone recommended this one to me!!! It’s amazing, absolutely great work
Masterpiece. Masterpiece.😭😭👏👏🎉🎉🥳🥳
Ever since I heard the original parody I wanted this
this is the best thing I've ever heard 😭
I love how Antinous really wants Telemachus to like his presents XD
the ending :,) beautiful.
I will admit, I may have been expecting the third chorus to be "buss it down" in reference to Jorge's short about the song, as the hypothetical party commences
Why is this so funny, i love it that's what i call talent 🤣
THE VOCALS OMG OMG OMG THIS MADE ME LAUGH YOU ATE
“Mom, are you in here?”
This is everything
❤
ima send this to my friends on their birthday this is amazing
I bet Odysseus left the door unlocked so that HE could be Telemachus' birthday surprise 🤣
Thank you I needed this version
YESSSSSSSS WE HAVE A FULL VERSION YESSSSSSSSSSS