Bao's Weirdest Turn Ons and Turn Offs

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @GamerSmacks
    @GamerSmacks ปีที่แล้ว +1738

    I can feel the editors braincells disappearing with every meme

  • @peacelovemetal5197
    @peacelovemetal5197 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    I love how quickly the editor put in a meme about his sanity. Truly an average Bao moment right there.

  • @Fittkins
    @Fittkins ปีที่แล้ว +776

    I am terrified if Bao ever goes to the wolf enclosure at a zoo while drunk.

    • @BuffySwartz
      @BuffySwartz ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Bao be like it’s breeding time, teehee ❤ what’s wrong with that?

    • @keycrafter7471
      @keycrafter7471 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Iirc some tweet which was her friend saying she barked at some dogs or wolves at some zoo or park, but i maybe wrong

    • @Tactical_Tailgater
      @Tactical_Tailgater ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@BuffySwartzI mean, she gonna die, man, but not our problem

    • @Tactical_Tailgater
      @Tactical_Tailgater ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@keycrafter7471I bark at my dog when she barks at me, but I do that out of spite 'cause that bitch cannot shut up

    • @Tactical_Tailgater
      @Tactical_Tailgater ปีที่แล้ว

      Remember to keep this bitch away from dogs as well

  • @AcediaRex
    @AcediaRex ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "I have standards, I just can't remember them." --- Bo the Whale, 2023

  • @TonyBomboozled
    @TonyBomboozled ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Never let Bao learn about Blaidd's kill animation and dialogue.

  • @t0xicWazte
    @t0xicWazte ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Seeing this live was the funniest shit ever bro. Bao was on her peak unhinged arc and good lord was it funny as hell bro 😭😂

    • @silverbcasual
      @silverbcasual ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Which VOD is this from.

    • @mykanycemusic7542
      @mykanycemusic7542 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So true bestie

    • @Micheal_Anthony_1996
      @Micheal_Anthony_1996 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whatchu mean "was?"

    • @PatrickRatman
      @PatrickRatman ปีที่แล้ว

      Little did you know about the Ghost obsession arc that was to come.

    • @strongestgamer2501
      @strongestgamer2501 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Consider actual humor and talking to your father for once

  • @LARAUJO_0
    @LARAUJO_0 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    6:20 This guy has the best submission by far. The "consensually" and "in Minecraft" in the midst of the inane rambles just add so much to it

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Although there may be no womb in Bao's heart for womb tattoos, she will ink all over the place (like a super turned on octopus) whenever she sees a really bang-able goblin woman.

  • @NoztrozeR
    @NoztrozeR ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Give your editor a raise. The amount of Bao they have to endure, and the end product they produce is pure gold... Just, give them a raise.

  • @JarenceThatShowerGuy
    @JarenceThatShowerGuy ปีที่แล้ว +119

    On today's episode of "Bao's Unhingery, Caught on Cam", we witness her -slow- immediate - and continual- admittance that she has totally sunk into her own pit of pleasures and there is no saving her. xD

  • @jediskywalker356
    @jediskywalker356 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The “compliments: turn off” is pretty relatable ngl.

  • @PhobostheDarkOne
    @PhobostheDarkOne ปีที่แล้ว +248

    I want a girl who looks at me like Bao does to Blaidd, except without the creepiness

    • @thek2despot426
      @thek2despot426 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The creepiness is the best part! 😫

    • @Tactical_Tailgater
      @Tactical_Tailgater ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same, but in case of creepiness, just get a shotgun, it is cool, it works and gets the job done quickly and easily

    • @dragondudeification
      @dragondudeification ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Just use a spray botte if they get out of control

    • @Tactical_Tailgater
      @Tactical_Tailgater ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dragondudeification Ah yes, the ones who fire 9x19 mm water sprays?

    • @strongestgamer2501
      @strongestgamer2501 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Try an actual girl sometime

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Let us pray to the gigachad Editor for not only editing *that absolute 🔥🔥🔥 first minute* but also for having to watch a tidal wave of horni turn ons & turn offs whilst Camila & Bao-sama add on with their own mega horni. 😂❤

    • @DesignThinkerer
      @DesignThinkerer ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah this editor is great, they did one hell of a job 🔥

    • @strongestgamer2501
      @strongestgamer2501 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I can tell you're on the spectrum

  • @ChrisGamingNL333
    @ChrisGamingNL333 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Poor editor-san having to edit this
    Definitely deserves a raise :)
    Great editing as always of course :D

  • @TowAZKi
    @TowAZKi ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Sending biggest love and support and the warmest hug to Bao ❤

  • @confuzionn4843
    @confuzionn4843 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    the editor doesn't need an oscar, he needs fucking help holy shit.

  • @LasagnyaMcMeatsauce
    @LasagnyaMcMeatsauce 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love the editor's use of the DBZ track destruction near the end lmao
    I get the implication ;)

    • @th3v01d_3
      @th3v01d_3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      is the rock music from dbz? it sounds really good.

  • @spammables4528
    @spammables4528 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That one guy turned on by cerebrospinal fluid

  • @bluecoin3771
    @bluecoin3771 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bao’s thirst is a global threat. An Avenger’s level threat.

  • @theponygamer66
    @theponygamer66 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Honestly i feel like sean would do a michael scott and start doing the "please god no no noooooooooooo" if he ever saw bao violating blighthe

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've not exactly played Elden Ring, but I've been exposed to enough esoteric Welsh girls to tell you, that's not even close to spelling Blaidd.

  • @DoodleLing
    @DoodleLing ปีที่แล้ว +7

    There is no saving those who have fallen too deep...

  • @starcast5834
    @starcast5834 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Editor is a legend for the og Jontron clip, I haven’t seen him in ages

  • @ottovonnekpunch1268
    @ottovonnekpunch1268 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's hard to say this, but Bao has sunk to a new low! Keep it coming, Bao! Let's Go!!!

  • @nintykidthegamer5088
    @nintykidthegamer5088 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bao's editor needs a raise...

  • @dylanparrott8347
    @dylanparrott8347 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    chat: *wolf people ain't my thing*
    bao: *YOU WANNA FIGHT ME BRO?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT IN FRONT OF ME!*
    we all know bao we all know you like da wolves lmfao

  • @carlosalvarezruiz9351
    @carlosalvarezruiz9351 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are hilarious, Bao. Congratulate the editors in my behalf

  • @illdecidelater723
    @illdecidelater723 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Who let these 2 collab?! Lmaooooo this was great

  • @johnwolfie6819
    @johnwolfie6819 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:17 I'm not parasocial okay,I'm just a labradore in human skin.😭😭
    I just like making new friends when I'm not moody,and yes,I am an adult...mostly functioning.

  • @joseroa5243
    @joseroa5243 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    wow bao new record to break the editor in 33 seconds

  • @josueveguilla9069
    @josueveguilla9069 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bao's weirdest turn ons and turn offs? AWESOME. Yes, please. We all love where this is going.

  • @shuurin_raichi
    @shuurin_raichi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when u eat dinner and bao gets to the piss flavoured ramune

  • @gilsonjr112
    @gilsonjr112 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    holy fucking jesus, i hope the editor keeps his mental health in check after this

  • @johnsilver2154
    @johnsilver2154 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Weirdest Turn on and off are Futa and smells. This video did not really haunt me at all it was more informative and funnier to watch. Bao and Camila both into watersports and wolfmen.

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573
    @crimsonmaelstrom573 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I’m seriously starting to worry about Bao’s sanity. Is that weird?

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin ปีที่แล้ว

    The wolf one seems like some kind of personal attack.

  • @the_hunter3444
    @the_hunter3444 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    the blood one made me relive something.

  • @CallieKou
    @CallieKou 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ok but bao is so real for the bite claims

  • @HomeGamer1155
    @HomeGamer1155 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Honestly I think bao just has a huge bite kink and is a closet furry at this point 😂 0:18

  • @Neako_Mira
    @Neako_Mira ปีที่แล้ว

    5:07 Dude- I was hating on my skills in sports once and my friends reaction was “I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE CHEST AND STRANGLE YOU IF YOU KEEP HATING IN YOURSELF, GURL” …..👏👏

  • @heartbeatguyman113
    @heartbeatguyman113 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Look, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who are into Death from Puss in Boots, and those who are wrong.

  • @foopygoopy1860
    @foopygoopy1860 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bao is so.... special. All of her friends are very... special.... 😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @WyattRobbins14
    @WyattRobbins14 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Blood”
    Me: *W h a t*

  • @jackmesrel4933
    @jackmesrel4933 ปีที่แล้ว

    The goblin guy has the soul of a poet, hooooly

  • @brycelynds3768
    @brycelynds3768 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So we’re just kink shaming this video. Lmfaooo perfect content lw
    Also bao in ber rice purity test: I DON’T LIKE GETTING PEED ON
    Bao when talking about Blaid or Death Puss in Boots: I WANT THEM TO MARK ME (think about the fact that that especially blaid is a wolf).
    I’m confused here Bao. You’re having it both ways 😂

  • @Next_Genesis
    @Next_Genesis 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:46 Watashi no na wa “kirayoshikage” nenrei 33-sai jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari… kekkon wa shite inai… shigoto wa “kameyūchēn-ten” no kaishain de mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru tabako wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru… nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-sa… akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda… kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo-

    • @csamentem5580
      @csamentem5580 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Killer queen has already touched the comment section

  • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
    @jimothyworldbuilding3664 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Me and my ex wife had a hunting rifle that belonged to her dad. During bedroom activities, she'd often point it at my head. This was often extremely awkward and even caused a few accidents, given that this is a full length, heavy hunting rifle rather than a typical pistol. Also there are 5 separate occasions I'm aware of where the rifle was loaded, because we also used it while hunting and sometimes forgor to make sure it wasn't loaded before having our fun.
    Anyway since the divorce I've had ED except recently, when a very nice lady held a knife to my throat. I've bedroomed this nice lady again since then, without the knife being needed, but it's clear to me that the knife was necessary for the opener, and will probably be needed again if we do it again too many times without the knife. I don't doubt that nice lady will be into it but she's also clumsy so I do doubt that I'm going to survive to see 2025.
    Actual health hazard I win :p

    • @donotreply8979
      @donotreply8979 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What in the holy fuck

    • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
      @jimothyworldbuilding3664 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@donotreply8979
      Update: she accidentally cut her hand open while trying to choke me at the same time as pressing the knife to me. We are no longer seeing eachother.

    • @asahmosskmf4639
      @asahmosskmf4639 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i used to know a girl that got turned on and wanted me to bite her, and she was dissapointed i couldnt bring myself to bring blood. originally i thought it'd be cool to be with a red haired girl. we kinda drifted apart after she thought it was funny to pretend having an imaginary guy cheat on me via text ( hint : she was the guy texted on her phone that " he " was doing her on their dads boat ) .
      this was before i met my ex-wife who was turned on by movies like Hostel 2 ( usually ended up making out during the movie. ) ...

  • @disqorddoge1101
    @disqorddoge1101 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn. I’ve been sleeping on Bao. This chick knows how to party.

  • @crimsonstudios680
    @crimsonstudios680 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro the editor is so fucking funny. I keep cracking up whenever they interject with something

  • @100blueeyedboy
    @100blueeyedboy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:28 that is an orc! not a goblin. veeery different (but both good)

  • @JackDPearl
    @JackDPearl ปีที่แล้ว

    Just looking at this preview pic fills me with deep foreboding.

  • @WickedRaptor_03
    @WickedRaptor_03 ปีที่แล้ว

    This editor is fire 🔥🔥

  • @Cliffhanger_2007
    @Cliffhanger_2007 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very weird yet understandable 👍🏼

  • @yuurou7927
    @yuurou7927 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blaidd: Your enthusiasm is confusing. However, it doesn't matter, we'll get used to it, with time.
    Death: Yes, yes, I can see you're living your life fully and it was amusing for a moment. Not anymore.

  • @Acornsgo
    @Acornsgo ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I no longer get turned on, I have completed all the side quests and an now free of the horny.

  • @TK-7193
    @TK-7193 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my weirdest turn ons and off are;
    on) feminine ANYTHING. futas, flamboyant femboys (like astolfo for example), furries, protogens, synths, "i aint a furry but" y'know if its got curves im game.
    off) anything unconsentual. ntr, r@pe, forced(unless its roleplay), obsession. i cant enjoy myself unless the other individual(s) is of legal age and is consenting themselves too.

  • @CadetTommy2145
    @CadetTommy2145 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Is that… fur? Coming out of your ears?”

  • @CrazeeAdam
    @CrazeeAdam ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol holy Bao snapped when she heard someone dissing her Blaidd

  • @Pomni3477
    @Pomni3477 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:31 Damn, that one hits close to home

  • @cavalierliberty6838
    @cavalierliberty6838 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:06 THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE

  • @flawedandnotperfect
    @flawedandnotperfect ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When Lady Bao wants Death ta mark er
    Death: how many lives did ya loss?
    Lady Bao: non
    Death:... I'm leaving

  • @Hoothouse
    @Hoothouse 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Im genuinely surprised this is on TH-cam and if it isnt demonitized thats crazy

  • @Hekatt1
    @Hekatt1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Does anyone have a link to the vod. Or a time frame too look for it?

  • @JellyoooDonut3
    @JellyoooDonut3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bao: YOU WOULDNT GET IT!

  • @yata_garasu
    @yata_garasu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    holy shit the way i learned something new about myself during this video

  • @simplyya1457
    @simplyya1457 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The coach part took me out. Bao is so funny bro

  • @starkhikaru8032
    @starkhikaru8032 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:41 where this meme from? That mans on the move.

  • @gold_goblin3272
    @gold_goblin3272 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Men's crazy 😂 6:30
    Ok that mf ain't even the only pecuriality

  • @gre3nishsinx0Rgold4
    @gre3nishsinx0Rgold4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What interest me was that scooby looking short clip that was used. I wanna watch it.

  • @KingArgus-fy5xq
    @KingArgus-fy5xq ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I feel like Bao would like me. I am built like a literal grizzly.

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shoot your shot. "only thing she can say is no".

  • @jackanarchy99
    @jackanarchy99 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hide Honey Goblin from Bao.

  • @1987metalhead
    @1987metalhead ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow, hearing that old school Dragonball Z music was a real kick XD
    EDIT: The Golden Frieza theme was fun to hear too~

    • @moroseloki1912
      @moroseloki1912 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh man How do you catch those Good Ear Yo

    • @1987metalhead
      @1987metalhead ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moroseloki1912

  • @fieryphoenix82
    @fieryphoenix82 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I anyone know if the VOD for this stream is still around? Asking for a friend...

  • @Cerulean_XD
    @Cerulean_XD 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:00 bao…you can’t just call me out like that.

  • @Pomni3477
    @Pomni3477 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:15 My brotha is getting gaslit here

  • @petercooper456
    @petercooper456 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never Change Bao

  • @mr.shgamingguy
    @mr.shgamingguy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:00 because it hurts Bao I love u.

  • @lostnemesis
    @lostnemesis ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You only exist on this world to live long enough to have a real wolfman dom you.

  • @EdgeGxd667
    @EdgeGxd667 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:41 eesh that aged poorly lmao

  • @ZestiDeath
    @ZestiDeath ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel the editors will to live fade away along with my own sanity

  • @azmakikian5400
    @azmakikian5400 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Anyone know the song at 9:25 ? It sounds so familiar but I can't figure it out

  • @AugustusMondo
    @AugustusMondo ปีที่แล้ว

    The Female Cox n Crendor right here 😂

  • @fredramos92
    @fredramos92 ปีที่แล้ว

    Editor is like us the brain 🧠 are now gone lol 😆

  • @imperialguardproductions
    @imperialguardproductions 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That's enough internet for today

  • @SolaireIntensifies
    @SolaireIntensifies ปีที่แล้ว +1

    relating to people who are too overfamiliar. A friend introduced me to his friend to play games with. We had been playing for less than an hour when I said I did something silly and he reponded "YEAH, you WOULD do that!" Like... fuck you, you don't know me, you don't even know my name. You gotta build up to that level of friendliness

  • @robertforeman8494
    @robertforeman8494 ปีที่แล้ว

    >.> the way you say "seattle area." Makes me this tough either live here... or visited enough to know our secrets... tells a lot about you though XDDDDD

  • @aa-hx5tk
    @aa-hx5tk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If the video doesn't damage the editors during production I don't want it

  • @macklinwright3966
    @macklinwright3966 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:20 *based hunter killer drone inbound*

  • @victormaldonado786
    @victormaldonado786 ปีที่แล้ว

    10/10 editor

  • @Im-Cyber
    @Im-Cyber ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah right I remember now, bao scares me.

  • @scarecrowksr1906
    @scarecrowksr1906 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Poor Editor, don't worry friend you're doing god's work. You will be rewarded for all your lost sanity

  • @erseshe
    @erseshe ปีที่แล้ว

    6:53 Bro I've never seen anyone with this much of a problem with drinking water, like what's wrong with tap? Even if you aren't thirsty, surely being refreshed is nice???

  • @asmodeus1634
    @asmodeus1634 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My weirdest turn ons is anything considered taboo except men on men
    My biggest turn off is men on men

  • @KahavaveCAPIPI
    @KahavaveCAPIPI ปีที่แล้ว

    Modularity. You know Dullahans? Like that, but not just the head.

  • @Tactical_Tailgater
    @Tactical_Tailgater ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Keep Bao away from the dogs! No! She is touching that pug weirdly! We are doomed!!

  • @iananderson4754
    @iananderson4754 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The problem with the word spank is its association to child battery.

  • @HarrisBoe
    @HarrisBoe ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:28, umm excuse me, that is clearly an *orc* woman

  • @DJ_LilPaycheck
    @DJ_LilPaycheck ปีที่แล้ว

    Editor-san you suffer so we can enjoy the video and your sacrifice is not in vain

  • @PLAYER42_ready
    @PLAYER42_ready ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Less than a minute in and I am very confuzzled

  • @catboy57392
    @catboy57392 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bao has become a true egirl, by following delusions and disliking in others what she herself embodies

  • @ayaria7217
    @ayaria7217 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seem like the twitch link in the description is wrong. One too many "o" at the end of the link.
    And checking other videos, the link seem to be wrong in all of them.