If a German witch feels the need to travel abroad despite the many possibilities the Brocken, Lausitz, and Schwarzwald provide, she would surely choose Scholomance (not only because it is run by the Devil himself, but because the people there would likely be able to speak German as well).
@@toraxmalu Well, technically Beauxbatons is closer to most of Germany. Durmstrang is despite it's name indicating so, not in Germany or anywhere near Germany after all.
Funfact: Buttered Beer, a medieval drink and almost certainly the inspiration for butter beer, definetly had alcohol in it. It was also a time when it was common for children all over europe to drink some alcohol from time to time withoit anyone even thinking aboit it. I think it not having alcohol was a retcon to avoid backlash from parents upset that their children ask for alc.
The recipe is basically: Take Beer. Boil. Add butter, sugar, and spices. Simmer. Serve. So you can adjust the alcohol content by controlling the boiling time. Longer boil = less alcohol.
Of course you had to listen to THAT song on vacation 😂 cracked me up like crazy. P.S. Nett hier. Aber warst du schon mal in NRW? 😁 (Natürlich warst du das - Gamescooooon! Wurdest du eigentlich gezwungen, ein Kölsch zu trinken? Oder hattest du einen Vorrat an Augustiner dabei? ^^)
Omg Ich hab jetzt erst realisiert dass das Lebkuchen Haus und die Kinder an Hänsel und Gretel andeuten soll und das die deutsche Schülerin die Kinder gebacken hat 😭😭
British ministryon the phone with Hogwarts : " what do you mean your Hogwarts has a student that keeps using one of the unforgivable curses. What what do you mean she has diplomatic immunity let me get the German Ministry on the line. " British ministry of magic calls the German ministry German ministry: " Guten Tag Britain how can I help you. " British ministry: " yes we're having a bit of a problem here in Britain pair specifically at one of our schools. There is a student her name is Vicky yeah she's constantly using the unforgivable curses and says she has diplomatic immunity what the heck Germany I thought we were all on the same page about the whole unforgivable curses. " Germany: " Ahhh i see the confusion let me clear some things up you see in Russia Germany Bulgaria Romania. You can use the unforgivable curses and dark magic and no consequences will be done. " British ministry: " what wtf Germany they're unforgivable curses because they're bad we're supposed to all be on the same page. " Germany ministry: " don't blame me we have schools like Durmstrang for a reason. " hangs up
When people are sentenced to death in Germany, we tie them up and play Helene Fischer songs until they lose their will to live. They usually last around ~0.5sec -15min.
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I work with a lot of Germans and I love how many references you cram into these videos 🤣
A smart German Witch would go to Durmstrang and say screw that place that has the inefficient nut job Dumbledore.
I would say the france one(forgot how its written), but hogwarts should normaly work 2 🤔
@@Dagordus Not enough beer and too much wine at Beauxbatons in France
@@NoneofyourBusiness-iv6pi but an Augustiner? A real BaWü would drink atleast the Fürstenberg-ππ - if (s)he is a Gäälfiäßlr a nice Rothaus :D
If a German witch feels the need to travel abroad despite the many possibilities the Brocken, Lausitz, and Schwarzwald provide, she would surely choose Scholomance (not only because it is run by the Devil himself, but because the people there would likely be able to speak German as well).
@@toraxmalu Well, technically Beauxbatons is closer to most of Germany. Durmstrang is despite it's name indicating so, not in Germany or anywhere near Germany after all.
They seriously need real alcohol in their butter beers 🍺🍻
How dare they call it beer, right? 😅😂
@@FallenCloud. true
Funfact: Buttered Beer, a medieval drink and almost certainly the inspiration for butter beer, definetly had alcohol in it.
It was also a time when it was common for children all over europe to drink some alcohol from time to time withoit anyone even thinking aboit it.
I think it not having alcohol was a retcon to avoid backlash from parents upset that their children ask for alc.
in the books they have a small amount of alcohol
The recipe is basically: Take Beer. Boil. Add butter, sugar, and spices. Simmer. Serve.
So you can adjust the alcohol content by controlling the boiling time. Longer boil = less alcohol.
Poor Neville can't get a break. 🤣🤣🤣
the Nett Hier reference killed me as a Baden Württemberger🤣
I love your videos. The part about not forcing tattoos on people just hits hard..
Watching it as a german is so funny.
Nett hier
ABER WAREN SIE SCHON MAL IN BADEN WÜTTEMBERG?
Dreckig hier - aber waren Sie schon mal in Berlin?
It's truly unfortunate those stickers are always out of stock.
@@ivankostamo9698 I have one now! A friend gifted to me. I have a yellow one from the länd. Now i wonder, where I should stick it
@@mew_3937Amazing! It's always a hard decision.
The secret to avoid a hangover, is to never sober up...
I would be honoured to share an Augustiner with her!
(Before she uses crucio on me)
Don't worry, it's reserved for Neville
I'm the boggart of Neville
🤣
Wait i jsut realized, is all thatnevil bullying a reference to coldmirrors old harry potter parodies, where everyone tried to kill nevil all the time?
Man, here i was just adding firewhiskey to my butterbeer when i could have just made it stronger with a spell! Teach me damnit!
0:56 - 1:03 wait what you ate children
I love this series so much! ❤
I wonder what Neville did... I'd say he probably wished her for her birthday in advance 🤷♂️
The sad thing is that i am from Baden-Württemberg and i just exploded mentally bc i always here this 😭
Holy shit my notifications are on time! I hope you’re having a great day😎
Yay! I Hope You’re having a good day too 💜💜
**sends to a german friend**
Vicky you're hilarious and amazing... how are you so funny... literally explain to me how
This shit is amazing
I get german ads now 😂
Zäts how it shuld be
Your accents are great I love you 😮😮😮
Screaming Mandrakes 😂❤
Screaming Mandrakes sounds like a great name for a band.
Och man, Herr Dumbledore xD
My favourite spell to youse in duels is Avada Kedavara
1:40 invigorating draught works. Maybe add a little dittany to it after brewing.
When will Neville learn lol
Her: Hey neville! CRUCIO!!
Neville: AHHHH!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:25 Snape in the back 😌
The boggart tho 😂
Never felt attracted to an accent before.
I think I do now.
"It's against the German constitution to force someone to get a tattoo."
We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two.
Of course you had to listen to THAT song on vacation 😂 cracked me up like crazy.
P.S. Nett hier. Aber warst du schon mal in NRW? 😁 (Natürlich warst du das - Gamescooooon! Wurdest du eigentlich gezwungen, ein Kölsch zu trinken? Oder hattest du einen Vorrat an Augustiner dabei? ^^)
Wouldn't surprise me if Neville uses the Sword of Gryffindor just to snaps the German student's wand in half instead of Nagisa's neck...
Omg Ich hab jetzt erst realisiert dass das Lebkuchen Haus und die Kinder an Hänsel und Gretel andeuten soll und das die deutsche Schülerin die Kinder gebacken hat 😭😭
Aber warum lebt sie dann noch und wurde nicht im Ofen verbrannt?😬
Nice... but have you ever been to Baden Württemberg 🤣🤣🤣
A German Weasly? And she's in Slytherin, guess Malfoy needs a new joke
I’m worried about that dating think because of the curse she put(JUST REALISED MY CAPTIONS ARE GERMAN 😭)
I- poor neville- 💀
British ministryon the phone with Hogwarts : " what do you mean your Hogwarts has a student that keeps using one of the unforgivable curses. What what do you mean she has diplomatic immunity let me get the German Ministry on the line. "
British ministry of magic calls the German ministry
German ministry: " Guten Tag Britain how can I help you. "
British ministry: " yes we're having a bit of a problem here in Britain pair specifically at one of our schools. There is a student her name is Vicky yeah she's constantly using the unforgivable curses and says she has diplomatic immunity what the heck Germany I thought we were all on the same page about the whole unforgivable curses. "
Germany: " Ahhh i see the confusion let me clear some things up you see in Russia Germany Bulgaria Romania. You can use the unforgivable curses and dark magic and no consequences will be done. "
British ministry: " what wtf Germany they're unforgivable curses because they're bad we're supposed to all be on the same page. "
Germany ministry: " don't blame me we have schools like Durmstrang for a reason. " hangs up
Woohoo! 🎉
I spent time with a girl from Germany. That crucio thing.... that's real.
Awesome 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
😂I'm from Baden-Württemberg 😂😂😂
Gosh I love it 😂😂😂😂
ich liebs❤
No! Not the delayed trains!
Schön hier, aber waren Sie schon Mal in Baden-Württemberg?
3:47 what's the song?
"Atemlos durch die Nacht" by Helene Fischer. Every German knows it, no matter if they want to or not 😂
@@Lyjeria thats true almost like last christmas zu Weinachten
What's the song she was listening to on vacation?
The song is called "Atemlos durch die Nacht" by Helene Fischer. She is a very famous German Schlager singer and this is her most famous song.
When people are sentenced to death in Germany, we tie them up and play Helene Fischer songs until they lose their will to live. They usually last around
~0.5sec -15min.
@@Lyjeria Thanks!
Wouldn't she be expelled if she used The Cruciatus Curse?
Baden-Württemberg over Bahamas any day…
The German constitution joke, oh my i think that's a holocaust provision. Let me know if that's the reason it's there
Not the verspatung signs!!!