k-pop stans been quiet since this came out
a wise man has once said if a k is before the pop use a shotgun to make it stop
@X4TERUMI no youre just racist and are obsessed w hating on whatever teenage girls are into.
The male fantasy:
- Having a stable relationship
- Having a steady friend group who you can speak your problems with
- Having no college debt
- Being able to do basic things without being thought of as a pervert or a creep
- Not having depression or self doubt
- Having confidence
- Be charismatic
Adding to your list:
- Being economically and emotially stable.
And also *the opportunity to play yakuza*
Anime villain: has killed countless and is completely irredeemable
Anime villain in the opening:
That one dude who *is 33 years old, his house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and he is not married, he works as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and he gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest, he doesn't smoke, but occasionally drinks.*
*He's in bed by 11 PM, and makes sure he gets eight hours of sleep, no matter what, after having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, he usually has no problems sleeping until morning, just like a baby, he wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning, he was told there were no issues at his last check-up.*
*He's trying to explain that he's a person who wishes to live a very quiet life, he takes care not to trouble himself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause him to lose sleep at night, that is how he deals with society, and he knows that is what brings him happiness, although, if he were to fight he wouldn't lose to anyone* in a nutshell
@@daddyinthestreetsenpaiinth9250 you sure it ain't the president of the US?
Remember, actual yakuza members in Japan approved this game.
Of course they did. What's treated as a legendary figure of the yakuza organization is one of most aspirational figures in video games. It's good PR
@@Eidlones you do know this is the same game series that openly talks about how shit being in the yakuza it is and that alot of power-hungry people are in it and are openly trying to do anything for it.
@LQ-84i And basically all the villains don't care about what it means to be a "true" yakuza, while Kiryu is all about how being a Yakuza is honorable and how those "bad ones" disgrace the title.
Kiryu comes in and "corrects" the injustices in the organization, despite in reality those being what the yakuza actually does.
He's the posterboy for what being a TRUE yakuza is, and he's one of the most wholesome, supportive, "do right and be honorable" characters in video games.
@@Eidlones correct, it's actually touched upon in like a dragon, how 21st century yakuza are just different then the older.
Bold of you to assume this isn't the female fantasy as well
@@pork_soda6 so your telling me... it is gay to have a girlfriend?
I KNEW IT!
This is what peak masculinity looks like.
Jojo is the maximum representation of masculinity, but this will still do
Of course it is, being perfectly capable of winning 5 armed yakuza vs you with your bare hands and singing dreamy sugary pop songs at the same time is the most masculine one can be. Majima is so masculine he can dress in drag or 30-year-outdated fashion and still look like an alpha male.
As a girl, can I just say this applies to everyone’s fantasy?? Watching Majima preform like a teen pop idol had me choking with laughter.
I’m pretty sure that one of the Majima fights in one of the Yakuza games has him in that outfit and he’s referred to as Everyone’s Fantasy… THEY FUCKING KNEW WHAT THEY WERE THINKING…
I love this video, but it always makes me laugh most because of that one dude sounding like Toad at the end.
What if it IS Toad casually deciding to disguise himself and join Goro Majima’s idol group?
Yakuza's Main Stories: Serious Gritty Dramas.
Yakuza's Side Quests: 🤡🤡🤡
The anime: psycho murders a whole family
The opening:
The game: Murder mystery case with in depth psychoanalytical philosophy of the main casts represented by tarot cards.
The spin off game:
@@YataTheFifteenth
GREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSS
I remember when I first saw this and thought "this can't be canon, right?" And the after I fell down the rabbit hole that it Yakuza shitposts, I came to the realization that yes, it's canon, and that's not the weirdest thing about this series
The Male Fantasy: 24 hour Cinderella.
The Male Tragedy: Baka Mitai.
I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight
@@KenMasters. I got muscles and more hair on my chest, is that normal
"Mom it's a game of crime and action I swear"
@@magmat0585 He might not even have a mom cause he might be an anime protagonist.
@@alterlait2601 Truck-Kun tried to Isekai him once.... Truck-Kun got Isekai'd instead
@@magmat0585 *Perform the action of putting pressure in a short period of time on a button labeled "X" to express an uncertainty feeling*
Majima is so self confident and secure about who he is that not only does he have the confidence to perform this, he’s also completely memorized the lyrics if I recall correctly
he knows the lyrics by heart,there was a sidestory where he just casually started signing 24-hour cinderella
That additional, cackling "HEY" at the end gets me every time.
As a male, I do in fact fantasize to have the huge amount of confidence required to be part of that group
That’s not confidence, it’s poor judgement. Example “Joe’s poor judgement led him to join a group that resulted in a complete loss of respect from his friends and loved ones”
I want to kiss the creative director who thought:
"Hmm yes, minigames, but with badass men in rollerskates, dancing and singing"
I feel like every single man has their own male fantasy, but this is one I will vibe with the most.
If embracing my inner male fantasy and becoming 24-Hour Cinderella is wrong, *then I don't want to be right.*
Someone:" Yakuza is a Serious crime series"
Me:
What’re you talking about? This is the most serious game since Serious Sam 2.
Like Fist of the North Star is a serious post-apocalyptic martial arts series?
It's a serious crime game - providing you don't play any side stories, never go to the karaoke bars, skip 80% of the cutscenes and miss out of 99% of the appeal of the games :p
@@thevengefulone57 To be fair Serious Sam 2 was a bit more silly then the original Serious Sam
Quick reminder that actual Yakuza complimented the accuracy of this game.
Those few seconds of Majima just staring off into the distance at the end always crack me up.
'Yes. This is indeed the greatest moment of my life.'
even if video games did appeal to "the male fantasy", there's nothing wrong with that. this woman is a walking caricature
No joke, this and Bakai Mitai actually conveinced me trying the Yakuza franchise starting with 0 and i'll never regret it period.
I can confirm this is the male fantasy. The sheer amount of passion poured into the song and dance tugs at the heart strings. The vocals, the choreography, brings a tear to even the toughest person’s eye. This. This is true art. The true fantasy.
that one backup dancer saying HEYYYYYY in the goblin voice at the end was feeling himself a little too hard
I always crack up at the end because of that one dude. Whoever did that is a god
I have played every Yakuza game released into the west, and it all started with this video.
As a female, I appeal to the male fantasy
As a male gamer. I can confirm. This is the male fantasy.
My girlfriend is hella into Yakuza and the memes. I've actually never played Yakuza before and have no idea what it's about.
She just sent this to me and I have absolutely no context what the hell is going on.
In short: the games explore the underbelly of the yakuza world and politics through our main characters. However; despite the fact that our MC’s are also burley yakuza, they also have a soft nature underneath. During the karaoke mini games-if you manage to keep your score high enough in the first half, you’ll be treated to the mc’s fantasy about what the songs mean to them.
For this character, Goro Majima, he fantasizes about being in an idol band lol.
You don't need context all you need is men in sparkly outfits on roller skates singing pop songs
@@TheMaskedFox288 I am on Yakuza 2 now and I am in love with Majima's character. He is the only reason I play the games now, I love this dumbass so much
@@TrikoviozYou and your girlfriend are going to be inseparable after you finish the Yakuza series
For a man with no depth vision, his coordination is amazing.
I think a one eyed guy like him would force himself to have better coordination.
This isn't my male fantasy, this is what i see in my dreams
I swear the Yakuza series is just the peak of mankind.
I like how this is the first video when I searched "male fantasy". This proves that Yakuza series are the ultimate male fantasy
Ah yes, the true man's fantasy.
Karaoke, dress-up/club management mini games, hot wheels and pummeling thugs with motorcycle.
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.
This lady is mad that she doesn't appeal to any man's fantasy
1.6k dislike is not for agreeing to that girl who hates video games but deep down knows that majima is their male fantasy but is too shy to admit it
ironically the creator said the yakuza series was made with males specifically in mind and was a game created for them more than anything else
It’s a serious game about gangsters and the life of hardened criminal syndicates.
@@Hatmint Not yet. We still need a Kareoke duet with Majima and Kiriyu.
@@abra4662 Yakuza are gangsters. The Yakuza is an organized crime syndicate, also known as a gang
I am not male, but this has now become my fantasy
As the (currently) top comment says, this is not just a male fantasy, this is EVERYONE'S FANTASY.
Kpop is temporary, yakuza jpop is forever
The villain: *is a child murderer, killed thousands, complete evil.*
How the fandom portrays them:
This is the creepy pasta/jeff the killer/ slenderman fandom in a nutshell 😂
The fact that he couldn't make it as an Idol is probably what drove him into being a mafia thug lol
@@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 well he killed about a dozen or two, but your point stands.
"this appeals to the male fantasy"
"I LOVE YOU"
"YOU LOVE ME"
It's true, men just wanna be loved too, just like anyone. Loved, appreciated, accepted and venerated for our good hearts and fantastic dancing!!!
@@errorsyntax404wontworth6 Actually today has been amazing, one for the history books, but yeah, the last few years have been hard on ya boy.
For some reason, the last shot of Manila just staring up always cracks me up. It’s like what he just did was a life-changing event for him
Literally the first thing that comes up for me when I search male fantasy
"The stand user can be anyone!"
The stand user:
*"Word of advice the stand user is always the most flamboyant looking guy in the room. That or the guy that looks like they did 1 thousand squats a day for 3 years while chugging gallons of muscle powder and has gained stupidly rock hard abs as a result, abs that could grind meat and shoulders that are inhumanely extra THICC."*
-By a Jojo's Bizarre adventure viewer
9 yo me: the guy with eye patch is scary
The guy with eye patch:
@@goromajima1511 well the fact of how gay you are for Kiryu chan scares me XD
Just remember this is a game about being in the Yakuza
Damn right this appeals to my fantasies; you have no idea how much I want the confidence to sing karaoke wearing that ensemble while rollerskating
Yakuza Series:
Teaching people that the manliest men can do the silliest and girliest sh*t with unbridled confidence.
nobody warned be about majima's irrisistable sexiness when i played this game
well...now i'm definitely going to dream about it
how can Yakuza men do both they're like super threatening and then all of a sudden they're singing songs making you feel like you're on Sunshine and rainbows
But they are literally on sunshine! Just look at the name of Cabaret Club Majima working on that's not Grand.
Because that's true manliness, nothing is more macho and scary that a man unafraid to show and fight for his heart's desire.
I would commit several war crimes just to be Majima's back up dancer.
You're damn right it does.
I'm not gay but i definitely want a bunch of buff dudes to sing to me
@@justyouraverageguy6354 Nah bro, it's called the *male fantasy* .
Wait, that does sound pretty gay.
Those roasties only get mad because they aren't getting attention.
Our male fantasy
Ricardo Milos: Finally, a worthy opponent
@@m.thorton9305 looooooool true ,he is the real legend he has the best dance ever
Can we all just appreciate how in this Majima looks like as if he's having the time of his life, especially his face at the end, the very definition of "My life is finally complete".
Wanted to give a like but it stands at 404 now, and surely you can see why I can't change that..
Yes the male fantasy is indeed dressing up your platinum girls in cute little dresses
me and the boys after passing by 1 number and knowing our asian parents are gonna kick us out of our house:
Someone: Convince me to play the Yakuza games.
Me: You got 46 seconds?
@@Klonoahedgehog I saw this on Twitter the other day which made me purchase judgement and I'm having a jolly time with it along with beating up perverts and stalkers.
0 from what I can tell is going to be an amazing time when I buy it
This just shows that Yakuza is a gold mine for meme content
It also has an incredible plot, memorable characters and awesome gameplay. Seriously guys, check out this game, you’ll love it.
The more I see the memes, the more I plan to play them. It'd probably still be just as surprising when playing it.
Real male fantasy (actually)
the look at the end
"yeah that was fun :)"
He's not just the male fantasy
He's not just the female fantasy
He's the final fantasy
Jojo villains be like:
I come to this video every day and now i saw you post like a day ago which is rare and my day is blessed
Ah, justin y. I knew you'd find you way here. Tell me, how are you on this fine day?
Are you kidding who wouldn't fantasize about being a rich pop star admired by millions?
reasons i cry at night
-this isnt real
-this was 30 years ago
-i dont know how to rollerskate
-im literally on the complete other side of the world from japan
-all of these meaning i cant be majima's backup dancer
I love how she says "i wrote a blog post" like it actually means something.
I Vince Russo'ed this reply thread for the sake mankind and not the WWE wrestler Mankind. Now Adam doesn't need to turn off notifications on his reply thread now
@@plethra392 Would you care to share your knowledge, or would it ruin the joke?
As a female, I can admit that with all my experiences with men that this is all they think about. It's sad that men only think about one thing.
NEET Kitten god cursed females to have to contend with Majima for the hearts of men
@@bluedragon8658 This unabashed cruelty is why I always choose the Chaos alignment. #YHVHisadick
Sad that some of you don’t remember the memes “men only think about one thing and it disgusting”
Somebody hold me, please. My male fantasy is trying to control me.
Truly Japan understands the male fantasy, what with Jojo and things like this.. they have ascended
I literally went to the Yakuza fandom and community after watching this lol
They somehow made me root for...n..NAZIS THEY MADE ME ROOT FOR F*CKING STROHEIM THAT THE F*CK
Funny Guy at Home: "Baka Mitai..."
Funny Guy at School: "SU NAO NI I LOVE YOU"
*"OUR FANTASY"*
my male fantasy is having these guys sing me happy birthday
*I haven’t even played Yakuza and I absolutely love this character already.*
Edit: Ok I’ll play it
Edit 2: This is a good game
You definitely should, I've heard they're great. Still playing the first one though, but I'm already having fun. All I know is to not play Yakuza 0 first, since it's a prequel and you won't know who anybody is.
@@khemically6124 but isn't a prequel good? you get introduced into the story and this game takes place in 1988 while the other games take place in the 2000s.
Goal-> *Staying straight*
Obstacle-> *GORO MAJIMA*
Goal-> *Getting Gay with Majima no Nii-San*
Obstacle-> *Jealous Straight Women*
love the username, fire and miss guy is one of my favorite grumps characters
"Appeals to the male fantasy"
Clearly she hasn't seen Mario shirtless in Odyssey...
Majima is male and female fantasy
“The stand user could be anyone of these people”
The stand user:
Part 4: *theres a serial killer hidden around town*
Part 4 casts during half of the anime:
I’m telling my future children that this was BTS
@@bukanmamabuciarati1630 they been real quiet since callmecarson bombed that place
Honestly, if I ever propose to my girlfriend, gonna do it singing this. She loves Yakuza.
This is the video that got me into Yakuza. Thank you so much.
This is my female fantasy
“Yakuza is a serious game series about crime”
Yakuza:
BRUHHHHHHHHH
@X4TERUMI bh
@@MangoPuree b
@@akunekochan h
@@richardtheerune2891 u