I went there recently and a guy there was having his bachelor party. The guy reading the messages/announcements was like "Really? You picked this? Guys fighting in tights?" It was great
@@jillianc7485 as one who does not claim them..... You need to speak for the crime that was whatever that budlight was.... Is that.... Clam and tomato flavoured beer?..... Or?...
@@drakmaaaaa2729 sis i literally have never seen that in my life lmfaooo if i had to guess, it’s just a pre-made bloody mary but i don’t know WHY they would drink that lol america actually has some really good IPAs
my family went to medieval times every year for my sisters birthday, i miss screaming like an absolute barbarian. theres something so freeing about it. better than team sports, i'll say it
Brittany I know you'll never see this but it's so important to me that you know that the man announcing the knights in your flashback videos at medieval times is my literal father and I'm losing my goddamn mind
My fav moments from this work of culinary art: 1:24 - HUZZAHHH 5:32 - Sexy Dinoco Car Tangent 9:49 - The Cussy 12:53 - Cheers *slaps chicken on garlic bread*
Every year my school took the 8th grade class to medieval times, and I was so excited to go since my sister had such a good time. But when I got to 8th grade the school decided to stop going. We were the first class that didn't go 😭
I literally cannot believe that this video is 2 years old. I still rewatch it and it cracks me up every time. Brittany is my new Jenna Marbles. Love ya❤
@@kunpunko technically yes since the kernels I believe are the seeds, and I believe to be classed as a veggie there has to be a lack of seeds. Even odder is that strawberries aren’t berries, neither are blackberries, but tomatoes? Bananas? Pumpkins? Those are all berries
To me, nothing says America like opening up a franchise of medieval-themed dinner and jousting shows where the goal is to be authentic to the time period, only to serve potatoes, corn and tomatoes.
@@kyyomilo There are plenty of vegetables native to Eurasia, but tomatoes, corn, and potatoes are not among them. Peas, broad beans, carrots, turnips, cabbage, fennel, onions, eggplant, beets/chard etc.
Me: trying to actively reduce the plastic I use and buy unnecessarily in my daily life and find alternatives America: ima wrap one single po ta ter and label it
The beginning of this video is my favorite thing ever. Her reaction to Faye barking is like she's shocked that others can hear/perceive her. She looks like she's spent the last 10 years being invisible and suddenly someone can see her
GORDON RAMSEY NEEDS A WARNING IF HES GONNA SEE THIS. maym you put in so much effort seasoning that potato I-🤌🏼🤌🏼 ALSO I LOVE THE MEDIEVAL TIMES. THE WHOLE VIBE, YOU ACHIEVED IT
It was just enough for her to be providing for us the FART history series. It’s a blessing and a half to know that she’s also doing a cooking series. Truly a woman with skill beyond her years.
Once in college my hostel friends and I had a fake fight in a class group chat and broke our dorm hallway mirror while battling with pool noodles at 3 am, all of us completely sober. BUT THIS IS SUCH UNHINGED ENERGY I cant-
Oh my god, this combined with the medieval times vlog made me laugh so hard I literally had Tears down my face and almost had an actual asthma attack 💀💀💀 idk what y’all put in this video but I could not stop laughing god almighty
brittany: not a single vegetable on this plate but i would recommend this meal taylor: isn't corn a vegetable? brittany: idk taylor: aren't potatoes vegetables? brittany: probably
The fact that I used to work at medieval times lost my job due to covid and seeing this video brought me so much joy I miss it so much if I ever served u I wouldve literally died on the SPOT AH
Im watching this, its nearly mignight and im just drinking cold ass water in my kitchen. Its a great ritual, i just woke up from a long ass map and this is all i see. Feeling fucking blessed
a medieval times bachelorette party would SLAP
My roommate had his bachelor party there and apparently it did slap
I went there recently and a guy there was having his bachelor party. The guy reading the messages/announcements was like "Really? You picked this? Guys fighting in tights?" It was great
Idea stolen...well not yet, but the next one I have for a friend ur idea is gonna be 🔥
i just scrolled to say that i would seriously commit crime to go to it
I love the vibe of this video it feels like we're all just hanging out and you lift me by my throat sometimes
WHAT
LMFAO
The thought of getting thrusted by the throat by Brittany while she microwaves a potato
HAHAHAHHAHA
HELP ME WHATTT
microwaving a single raw potato wrapped in plastic is the most american thing ever
as a european I am scared
don’t you dare assume all Americans are like this lmfao bestie asked if medieval times were before or after christ- WE DONT CLAIM THEM lmfaooo
@@jillianc7485 as one who does not claim them..... You need to speak for the crime that was whatever that budlight was.... Is that.... Clam and tomato flavoured beer?..... Or?...
@@drakmaaaaa2729 sis i literally have never seen that in my life lmfaooo if i had to guess, it’s just a pre-made bloody mary but i don’t know WHY they would drink that lol america actually has some really good IPAs
@@drakmaaaaa2729 that’s Clamato, yes it is clam and tomato, and I’ve never met a single person willing to drink it
I am in tears watching two strangers microwave corn and potatoes.
LMAO
Same
Brittany was supposed to be everyone’s favorite southern lunch lady but she defied the odds and transformed into god
AHHH
this is the best comment i have ever seen
the wording of this is making me lose it
i read transcended the lines and turned into god bye
i cant 🙏
Taylor: bussy
Brittany: cussy
My brain: cornt
When she said cussy I lost if
It
“This is 350 calories”
“That means nothing to me”
Lmaoo me
you could either eat that or 3.5 granola bars
@@london2518 or both
my family went to medieval times every year for my sisters birthday, i miss screaming like an absolute barbarian. theres something so freeing about it. better than team sports, i'll say it
@@bmth607 or gladiator fights
Taylor talking about a TIME PERIOD: “I’m not good at geography” LOL
i mean, shes american✨👏🦉
that was the joke
@@mxnika_ wow, really???? I had NO idea
PLEASE IK I WAS WONDERING HOW NO ONE ELSE WAS TALKING ABT THISSSS
@@TaylorMalantonioTV it wasn't that spectacular to point it out honestly
Brittany I know you'll never see this but it's so important to me that you know that the man announcing the knights in your flashback videos at medieval times is my literal father and I'm losing my goddamn mind
that's so fucking cool
Brittany walked so Billie Eilish could run with that hair
Except billies hair has been like that for a long time but shes been wearing a wig
@@dawsonh2637 it’s a joke 🧍🏽♀️
@@dawsonh2637 shes only been blond for a month or two 💀
@@dawsonh2637 lmao.. okay, it’s still accurate
@@dawsonh2637 why the hell is that dogs eyes so small
My fav moments from this work of culinary art:
1:24 - HUZZAHHH
5:32 - Sexy Dinoco Car Tangent
9:49 - The Cussy
12:53 - Cheers *slaps chicken on garlic bread*
You forgot the “IT IS” at 7:58
I keep coming back to this video just for this moment
Brittany asserts dominance over other people by burping right after the other person has burped and even louder
@@tachisme or she just starts yelling in an extremely southern accent
or maybe she shakes her mullet and belts *wHERE ARe yOuU*
I love that Brittany's impulse to buy random drinks is a genuine personality trait she has
And it led to her claim to fame!
i don't think you understand how incredibly validating it is to see your high school footage of Medieval Times.... my comfort place
Why are we all thinking the same thing
she's literally the same and we live for it
BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE
I swear to fucking GODDDD midwest life 😂
Every year my school took the 8th grade class to medieval times, and I was so excited to go since my sister had such a good time. But when I got to 8th grade the school decided to stop going. We were the first class that didn't go 😭
medieval times was out of budget for my elementary school so the local highschool put on a fake version and it was absolutely traumatizing
“there isn’t a single vegetable on this plate” ma’am you’re holding a potato
they r eating tomato soup , corn and potatoes 😭😭😭
Potato's are a part of the deadly nightshade family.
Potato and corn are starches, tomatoes are fruit
@@KnAtiOn12 tomatoes are a fruit vegetable, they are the fruit of the plant, they are only fruit by technicality.
😭😭😭😭😭
When she asked if medieval times were before or after christ part of me died a little
same 💀
i love how brittanys sense of humor hasn’t seemed to change much since high school
I literally cannot believe that this video is 2 years old. I still rewatch it and it cracks me up every time. Brittany is my new Jenna Marbles. Love ya❤
I've been laughing at the way Brittany says "HAAZZAAAAA" in the highschool video for like ten minutes help
SAME
"When were the Medieval Times? Before Christ or after? I'm not good at geography." Same
PLEASE voice act in a movie but every single character is voiced by just you, Brittany.
She could be the Seth Macfarlane of this generation.
YESSSSSSS
this
No but could you imagine if Brittany and Stanzi did a collab?
Brittany: “There are no vegetables on this plate.”
Everyone: Corn, potato, tomato
@@bmth607 CORN IS FRUIT???
@@kunpunko technically yes since the kernels I believe are the seeds, and I believe to be classed as a veggie there has to be a lack of seeds. Even odder is that strawberries aren’t berries, neither are blackberries, but tomatoes? Bananas? Pumpkins? Those are all berries
Tomato is a fruit 😌
Watching this during my English lecture is giving me life
congrats f8rst comment
@@thatoneangryalexa oop... 😅😹
@@isaacbell3274 ... are you in my English lecture cause I am too
@@sabarilavellan3186 I- we truly are something else 😹
Omfg same!
*announces fart then proceeds to fart loudly*
Whispers, “I’m sorry.”
🤣😂💀
I’m in tears
How do these ,,productive day in my life” videos don’t get me out of bed but Brittanys peepee poopoo humor does
lmaooo same! i think cuz it’s a million times more attainable
@@bronwyn2380 it is!!!
exactly!!! i have been postponing showering for days and after i watched this video i immediately got up and showered, i love her
bc productivity boring, brittany funny. not productive bc sad, not bc don't know how, when happy, have motivation. i'm high
Same it's a great way to start the day
The speed at which Brittany switches between characters gives me whiplash
Never thought “corn bussy” would be a term I’d have to hear 😭😭😭😭😭
@Jade Showers ive seen too much, this is enough internet for a lifetime
This video is what dreams are made of.... I died the entire way through hahahaha, I also wish New Zealand had Medieval Times
9:14
Brittany there’s literally a Dolly Parton themed version of the medieval times in gatlinburg, tn. It’s called Dixie stampede and it’s everything
HUH
YEAAASS THE DIXIE STAMPEDE
I need to go there that sounds lit.
^ brittany needs to know ... less she already do
it is now my quest to venture to this place...this mystical land.
Something about brittneys friend putting corn in the microwave is so iconic y’all don’t even know
I’m glad I’m not the only one who remembers medieval times
Watching Brittany attempt to spread butter with a Santoku knife for so long that she had to speed up the footage made me genuinely concerned
To me, nothing says America like opening up a franchise of medieval-themed dinner and jousting shows where the goal is to be authentic to the time period, only to serve potatoes, corn and tomatoes.
YES. I've always had that gripe about Medieval Times like... ma'am those crops did not even exist in Europe until 1492 at the _earliest_
what else are they supposed to serve ? dirty water ? hard unseasoned meat ? the plague?
@@kyyomilo There are plenty of vegetables native to Eurasia, but tomatoes, corn, and potatoes are not among them. Peas, broad beans, carrots, turnips, cabbage, fennel, onions, eggplant, beets/chard etc.
Haha well maybe the point isn't actually to be authentic to the time period but instead to be authentic to our wildest dreams
@@valaya.3 that’s WHatT ThNxGiViNg is All abOut !!!
the fact that brittany and taylor still friends warms my heart because a lot of people end up separating after high school
I feel like if I met Brittany in real life, the sheer energy of her presence would vaporize me
so fire
I will now forever say "bloody shit check' every time my hemorrhoids act up
this whole video feels like trying not to wake up your parents while in the kitchen at 3 am
✨sleepover on a school night vibes✨
everything in this is SO AMERICAN to me. if it's allways like this I'm moving there as soon as I can
Yes it is always very chaotic and we are a shit show
Y’all ever watch Brittany’s vids and think, “damn she’s living her truth, what a goddess”
all the damn time 😌
I put this video to try to fall asleep to.. big mistake, I was wide awake laughing my ass off💀💀
The energy in this video is unhinged and unmatched. We live
We Stan
brittany gives me old school youtuber vibes in the most comforting funny modern sense
This is major high school friends energy
I like to imagine that Sarah is in the other room with her gf and they periodically just hear "cLaMaTa TaMaTa"
i know this comment is two years old but i gotta say, i think this is taylor's apartment lmao
Me: trying to actively reduce the plastic I use and buy unnecessarily in my daily life and find alternatives
America: ima wrap one single po ta ter and label it
Frrrrre
Brittany singing to a microwaved potato wrapped in plastic is the type of relationship I want.
I felt like I won the lottery when I got one of the jousting performers autograph after the show fjskdnsks
MEEEEE OR THE ROSE THEY THROW TO THE CROWD
@@Brittany_Broski AND THAT 3 DOLLAR SASH THAT THE KNIGHTS GIVE OUT AT THE END THAT SAY YOU’RE THE QUEEN BITCH
The beginning of this video is my favorite thing ever. Her reaction to Faye barking is like she's shocked that others can hear/perceive her. She looks like she's spent the last 10 years being invisible and suddenly someone can see her
the way that i consume every bit of content that brittany puts out i love her so much
I absolutely adore Brittany , it hurts me everyday that she doesn’t know I exist
this friendship just makes sense
I don't know why but I'm getting a rhett and link dynamic vibe from these two, especially at 11:30
Nobody:
Brittany: “Dynaco the blue car from cars SHEXEH”
GORDON RAMSEY NEEDS A WARNING IF HES GONNA SEE THIS. maym you put in so much effort seasoning that potato I-🤌🏼🤌🏼 ALSO I LOVE THE MEDIEVAL TIMES. THE WHOLE VIBE, YOU ACHIEVED IT
i love the unhinged energy of the wrapped russet potato in taylors hands like 🤲
9:42 - me pulling the hair out of my butt after a shower
no because this sent me flying
HELPPPPP
Maybe the funniest TH-cam comment I’ve ever seen I can’t breathe 😂
It was just enough for her to be providing for us the FART history series. It’s a blessing and a half to know that she’s also doing a cooking series. Truly a woman with skill beyond her years.
This was literally what my small, rural town family fed me everyday growing up.
Once in college my hostel friends and I had a fake fight in a class group chat and broke our dorm hallway mirror while battling with pool noodles at 3 am, all of us completely sober. BUT THIS IS SUCH UNHINGED ENERGY I cant-
bestie it’s too early i can’t handle this
THE STONE COLD IMPRESSION HAS CRYING IN MY BATHROOM THANK YOU
WAIT WAIT WAIT I JUST WATCHED IT AGAIN AND SAW THE STONE COLD ET LINK IM ABOUT TO PASS OUT 😂😭😭
12:13 IS SENDING ME. IVE BEEN DYING FOR 10 MINS
"was medieval times before or after christ?" "im bad at geography" 😭😭
“we really miss midevil times” girl i though you were really gonna act like you were in midevil times for 20 minutes
Something about this comment just cracks me up
Maybe it's "midevil times", maybe it's my clinical depression.
SAME I GOT DOJA CAT LIVE FLASHBACKS
HAHA
@@RealBurzum44 MATE I'M FUCKIN CREASING AT THIS COMMENT F U C K
1:45 YOUR EDITOR REALLY DOES HATE YOU OH MY GOOOOOOOOD IM SCREAM LAUGHING BC THATS MY SKIN BUT OMG PLEASE PUMP THE BRAKES THAT WAS THE MOOOOOST
9:09 my sides are literally in pain from laughing so hard
Oh my god, this combined with the medieval times vlog made me laugh so hard I literally had Tears down my face and almost had an actual asthma attack 💀💀💀 idk what y’all put in this video but I could not stop laughing god almighty
brittany: not a single vegetable on this plate but i would recommend this meal
taylor: isn't corn a vegetable?
brittany: idk
taylor: aren't potatoes vegetables?
brittany: probably
The pure chaotic energy of this video makes me smile so much
This video literally made me feel like I was in the room with my two best friends having a laugh with you guys. So wholesome lol
Taylor saying her intrusive thoughts out loud sends me omg 😂😂😂
WHY DID Y’ALL JUST HEAT UP THE CORN IN A MICROWAVE??? IN THE HUSK????? IM SCREAMING
I literally thought the husk was going to catch fire but then it was fine but then they followed it up with PLASTIC COVERED POTATO WHAT
To make popcorn.
I remember our knight dying first, but we cheered so damn loud they brought him back for us. It was ✨magical✨
My new official dream in life is to go to medieval times and thank you for that
IT IS SO FUN
The fact that I used to work at medieval times lost my job due to covid and seeing this video brought me so much joy I miss it so much if I ever served u I wouldve literally died on the SPOT AH
The amount of CHAOS in this video is breathtaking🍗🧈🌽🥔🥫
1:32 when Brittany screams is my favorite noise ever.
Oh yay we love crisis Britney
I don’t think Brittany will understand how much I watch this video every week because it makes my life a little better every time I watch it
brittany i literally only have my post notis on for you!!! youtube is nothing without you
oh god oh god i wasn't prepared for the fart, im crying
Aren't we gonna talk about how Britney cut her hair and 5 days later Billie Eyelish got the same haircut
your BACHELORETTE PARTY😭😭😭😭😭 i love you so much
Brittany makes me feel like a well adjusted human adult and that scares me LMAO
brittany goes bORDERLINE just borderline over the top with her jokes so perfectly each time i can't not laugh
I cannot stop replaying 11:55!
The way she says dragons egg is iconic!
YES I’m so glad she’s back. I loved your friend in the first video. Please have her and Sarah in a video sometime
The weed canister on the counter really adds to the ambiance of this whole video
its mid november rn so i didnt even question the christmas tree and then i realized this was posted in march
Im watching this, its nearly mignight and im just drinking cold ass water in my kitchen. Its a great ritual, i just woke up from a long ass map and this is all i see. Feeling fucking blessed
HheuheeEEEEYEEEEEEEESSS
BLUe! BLUe! BLUe! BLUe!
1:32
The chaos 😂😂😂
the vibes between them is ✨immaculate✨
This is my comfort video. Thank you
Andrea russet sang to the tune of “where are you christmas” is what did me in
6:55 best moment
We stan the fact they’re listening to the nbhd while doing this
and her sweatshirt 👏
i’ve been a stan for 7+ years and this makes me BEYOND happy 🥲
This is just the kind of chaotic energy I needed to start my day
medieval times was a fever dream that i never got to experience