I bought 2 M4 kits and 3 ump kits in a day and got always killed, and first time I got a expensive kit I got rushed by some fuckers with katana and Shotguns with an ak user
@@angelpardo9819 when i was level 3, a girl gave me a m4, after getting it, i headed to my friend’s gang, got killed by my friends teammate w a shorty, and after realising he killed the wrong person, he gave me his shorty and i killed him w the shorty, then my friend said im hypocritical and unfriended me.
To the person “For Ze Kaiser” who mention taking a sip of alcohol every time he says “I did what I had to do”: I can taste colors now, and I can see Goku with the supreme jacket in the corner of my eye
DUDE, THE PROFLE KID IS A KID I USED TO KNOW FROM MCF, I was there but I I was fighting some kid at tower. I remember him complaining about some guy with a RPG
i mean, in the current build, all you need to do it not spend anything, get lucky with the bags and find a crowbar, sell everythign else, and just go around looting safes and registers. i make about 30k every 4 hours
To me this happens a LOT like I buy an expensive thing and i dont get the chance to use it before a random exploiter tps behind me with a fire axe and blows up my head
I just realized the guy with katana and m1911 is my friend punkz he was banned on his main 666punkz and that one was punkzalt which im friends with. We vc and play crim for a bit nice gameplay.
bro just today there was a guy who bought a bfg died to fists bought another bfg died bought t3 m4a1 and scout died bought t2 mp7 died bought t3 m4a1 died to fists 💀💀 bought another bfg SOMEHOW and then just after that he rage quittes
One time i Got 2 blue prints in sewers (like 2,5k) but NO, random super shorty came out of no where and to make it even more funnier he dropped me to the shreeder 💀
Here’s a fun game: take a sip of alcohol every time he says “I did what I had to do”
Yo bro, I can taste colors now.
why do i hear a fire axe in my head
So uh. Fun fact. Drank vodka to it. Not.... Fun...
alcohol poisoning
And “motherfucker with a katana”
When u buy something expensive. There is always someone with DB or Katana pops up and kills u
So true I bought ful kit with RPG and I got one shot by an axe guy with rage dose
very true i got almost a 2k gun and one of my friends killed me
I bought 2 M4 kits and 3 ump kits in a day and got always killed, and first time I got a expensive kit I got rushed by some fuckers with katana and Shotguns with an ak user
@@angelpardo9819 when i was level 3, a girl gave me a m4, after getting it, i headed to my friend’s gang, got killed by my friends teammate w a shorty, and after realising he killed the wrong person, he gave me his shorty and i killed him w the shorty, then my friend said im hypocritical and unfriended me.
@@sako0911 bro i feel ur pain
To the person “For Ze Kaiser” who mention taking a sip of alcohol every time he says “I did what I had to do”:
I can taste colors now, and I can see Goku with the supreme jacket in the corner of my eye
Def: gets rpg
M1911 katana guy: its showtime
6:49 nice hitboxes rvvz
As you encounter Katana users more and more, you sound more and more like Chillz
i like how def calls the M320 grenades 'rockets' and 'rpg ammo'
I didn't notice at first but now I know that the skeleton guy got a hitbox extender.
i lost my slayer because when you leave the game your character sticks around for a couple seconds which gave someone the chance to shoot me
alternative title: young man takes a small amount of money, buys rpgs and does what he has to do
the castle crasher soundtrack is *mwa*
"I am not the villain in this story, I do what I do because I had to do it"
I appreciate the Castle Crashers music
That skeleton guy it scary as hell I met him in another server
DUDE, THE PROFLE KID IS A KID I USED TO KNOW FROM MCF, I was there but I I was fighting some kid at tower. I remember him complaining about some guy with a RPG
the small amount of moneys made an even smaller amount of moneys in the end
this is the accurate representation on how my money went from 240k to 130k
shouldve unlocked the ak
It’s finally out 😩
if your talking about crim, it's been out for like 2 years.
@@AntiNuke_ bro are u fucking serious, he is probably talking bout this video
@@zhanfl8670 LMAO
The upside of having no cash in crim is that you can't spend it lol
im so stupid, I clicked on the video thinking it said how to MAKE 70k in one day
get iq smh
Me too man....me too
i mean, in the current build, all you need to do it not spend anything, get lucky with the bags and find a crowbar, sell everythign else, and just go around looting safes and registers. i make about 30k every 4 hours
What’s funny is Erhboredom is one of my friends in crim and I have no idea how he got in your vid but I’m happy he did
Hero to all solo players
0:30 smol amount of money
I have been waiting, I have been killed by you and your gang, but this, ohhhhh this deserves a fucking sub
i should do the same thing just wasting 1,241,100 cash
"And i did what i had to do"
this shows how criminality can yeet ur bank in an blink of an eye
To me this happens a LOT like I buy an expensive thing and i dont get the chance to use it before a random exploiter tps behind me with a fire axe and blows up my head
Number 13: Burger King foot lettuce. After I get done with this list, I’m gonna play criminality.
Alternative title: why high ranks are so poor
Not quite. I know this guy, TrQuang. He is a level 85 or smt like that, with, last time he showed me, 8.7 million. Which is... A lot of money.
@@DavidKingRock what?
@@blueheaddude2065 basically, most high ranks are rich. MOST.
@@DavidKingRock yeah I know that but my comment was meant as sarcasm
As a joke**
I love the narration
i love this castle crashers music
My pov when i die: i need another rpg! Mooreeee RPG!!
''and i did what i had to do''
Dragon slayer kits: Hello there
1:45 mans just murdered my friends :sob:
yoo i notice how you use castle crashers soundtrack in your video lol
Crazy how this video got me to buy crim, 71 levels later
Watching this everyday is a tradition
Nice choice of music.
that skeleton got a hitbox extender
I just realized the guy with katana and m1911 is my friend punkz he was banned on his main 666punkz and that one was punkzalt which im friends with. We vc and play crim for a bit nice gameplay.
I grinded for 6 hours a day for 3 days, ended up with around a million, spent almost all of it within a week
what a no life
Bro 6hours a day? And around milion? Well i dont trust you.
@@justtylergaming1846 Im honestly just confused? Why to your reply?
@@justtylergaming1846 It was 3 months ago when cash was well more common you can get about 100k in 1 hour or less
@@afriendlysoulll wdym?
bro just today there was a guy who bought a bfg died to fists bought another bfg died bought t3 m4a1 and scout died bought t2 mp7 died bought t3 m4a1 died to fists 💀💀 bought another bfg SOMEHOW and then just after that he rage quittes
dang I like that castle crashers background music
He sounded in this video like number 15
Chills but doesn't clickbait uses castle crashers music and is funni
That daemon girl guys name Unbeweglicher is a German name that mean unmovable
the memories
If I had a quarter everytime I heard this guy say f*ck I'd be a millionaire because within the first minute you can hear it about 7 times
Funny vid I liked despite two of my gang mates getting merked by your cheap weapon
10 feet? Ive gotten hit from 5 fucking kilometers away
I like the gd sound at the begining
MARKED: I'm gonna buy anonther RPG.
i love how he used castle crashers songs
This made me laugh so hard 4:30
Gang player when 10 people blowing up and teabagging on 1 person:😂
Also this gang player when he got ganged by 2 players with fists:😡
best commentary
One time i Got 2 blue prints in sewers (like 2,5k) but NO, random super shorty came out of no where and to make it even more funnier he dropped me to the shreeder 💀
New subscriber
Istg it's always the people with katanas
How much katana dudes did you see
Meet the explosives expert:
i get mad over 1k i would have rage quit after 10k
His voice hurt my head cuz i wasnt ready for a robot LOL
if you have enough money to buy a limited you have enough money to buy prime and set anonymous skin and user
Criminality is all about taking out a small amount of money
his head went to the moon 5:21
Boredom and his legion of assh*les are going to be a pain even more when blackout comes out. He wasn’t very friendly or good to begin with.
the way he was talking dude
sometimes I don't care about losing all my cash when I use all of it
Caught You lackin dawg... (I'm TobyTheCool123)
I spent 80k for a video and when I spent it I realised that the video was corrupted
this is too fucking funny bruh
So i got out a small ammount of money and bought myself a weapon
This guy sounds like the top ten guy 😂
Nice you killed glock 5:45 he betrayed me
woke up and knew what he had to do
Alternative tittle: Def commiting allahuakbar for 8 minutes straight
The highest amount of money i ever had in crim was 10 K so I could buy the tier 1 armor
Me when a group of zergs kill me:
Quite the small amount of money he has taken out
nothin but spending a small amount of money to make the day better
Take a shot of vodka each time he says: I did what I had to do
i know 27_Glocks he’s a ytber of crim too
this man speaks cursive
It’s a literal broken record
what are your pc specs
the nerves with rpg
For every time you encounter a katana user. Take a shot
he’s not 21 😳
@@smoreify Do it anyway.
I spent 150k in a day I just kept rpging people
the power of R A G E
Thanks!
Good film
Is this the burger king feet lettuce gaming channel?
grandpa stories be like
Oh ffs the people you killed first was my gang
rip bank account
in this video, my friend, ErhBoredom, gets rpg'd by def, im not proud of him
Bro, your doing the Dylrom850 move, I would always do that but then I started saving, so I went from 10k to 104k