Raims Taims Tuper Nuture Insemula Bratamach Mog Foiliet Mrain Tooks Atario Gabario Moise Doise New words that this man has invented, hell Man might as well be a new word as well
I'm in a health class at school. During the drug unit, we had to find four interesting facts about meth. I wrote 'my boy Seth can rap like the meth' as one of the facts.
You got a big land for *exploring sans* I'm like JoJo siwas fan only I be talking cause I'm da last you *might be crazy but when I'm lazy* I'll show ya *clues from the blues that make you feel goud* cause when I'm with understood I'm not lazy with wood cause *when I get paid I laid it on the rain cause you might be fancy but I'm super dancy.* *ya look like bendy only shipped with Cendy* don't understand your circumstance cause ya look like *pans* that *I* wash with *Sand.* You might be lazy but I'm paid *super daily!* You wanna see games? I'll show you fame! You wanna be *super?* Loop TH-camrs bloopers Hackers gonna hack Slappers gonna slap Money gonna go to me You gonna get some sleep *(Wtf)* You see slim shady buy your lazy so you say "shady I got crazy" Made by: me Des.: *I didn't want to be mean it's just a prank also making a rap off of dis song XD* #PranksFromRaps
First Listen: “What a hilariously bad song, haha!” Second Listen: “I love this in an ironic way.” Forty-seventh Listen: “T-Dub is an unappreciated, Dadaist genius who has completely deconstructed the English language and bent it to his will.”
"How you gonna win when you ain't right within?" - Lauryn Hill "You don't get another chance, life is no Nintendo game" - Eminem "Remind yourself nobody's built like you designed yourself" - Jay Z "Tony Hawk so cool, well Kevin's gots a mog of thefoileit he gunna unfoild it like the toilet" - T-Dub
1:39 "once that man made the toilet everyone thought it was so awesome" is my favorite lyric from this. I mean yeah if I was there to live the invention the the toilet I'd think it was pretty awesome too
@@Groooovey I thought about it. But in the end, I think the babes, ferraris, playboy parties, it woukd go to my head ya know? I wanna stay humble, I feel like playing with gabario would only make me a conceited jerk
@@Alextheflykat I think that's a respectable choice. Me personally, I think I would have played with gabario purely for the experience. You know, like drinking booze, smoking, or something else along those lines. I feel like it would've been an important event in my life that would've become a great story to tell my children.
Lyric analysis (Part 1): “Yea.” - T-Dub starts off strong, by confirming an unknown statement to the viewer. This is obviously supposed to imply that the viewer knows what’s up, likely confirming that T-Dub is, in fact, present, and that he is about to go hard. “You wanna play with your Mario games? I had a big raims, is a big taims.” - T-Dub here confronts the viewer for wishing to play with their Mario games, suggesting that he is better than the viewer because “he had a big raims”, a raims apparently being a “big taims”. This is clearly meant to be a kind of flex, as it implies that not only does T-Dub have a taims, but a big one, which is obviously far superior to anything else that the viewer owns, particularly their Mario games. “‘Cuz Mario might be Super, but I’m super duper with a big tuper.” - T-Dub again flexes on the audience, making the bold but undeniable statement that not only is he super duper - thus making him superior to Mario, who is simply “Super” - he also has a big “tuper”, which likely refers to his brain. “‘Cuz no-one’s gonna hit it like me ‘cuz Mario has a big C.” - This line confirms the fact that T-Dub is a sexual master, because no-one’s gonna hit “it” (as in, a female posterior) like him, despite the fact that Mario has a big “C” (as in “cock”, referring to his penis). Of course, T-Dub could be correct in stating that the reason why no-one could hit it like him is because of Mario’s large penis, as if T-Dub sees Mario as such a threat to his dominance, Mario’s penis size could make girls uncomfortable and unwilling to sleep with him, therefore eliminating Mario as a true threat and ensuring that T-Dub is indeed the only person who is able to hit it like him. “But I got the A+ on that test, because it’s a big mess” - This references the previous line in which Mario was said to have a big C, framing that as if T-Dub was referring to his grade in the test of being able to successfully “hit it”. T-Dub claims that, in such a test, he was awarded an A+, the highest grade possible, because of the large mess that he created, suggesting that either he or the woman he was fornicating with had a particularly large orgasm, producing a large amount of fluid that would inevitably cause a big mess. “Mario might be a Superman, but I’m going to have a big tan” - T-Dub brags that although Mario might have superpowers, like famous comic book hero Superman, he is more attractive and will continue to be so in future, at some point having a big tan (which was the style at the time of this song’s release). “Mario might’ve been to the past and to the future, but I’m gonna make a new game: How to Nuture” - Here, T-Dub references the game Mario’s Time Machine, a commercial flop, boasting that despite Mario’s feats in that game, he will make a new game that will be better called How to Nuture. It is uncertain what nuturing is; common interpretations suggest that it is an ability of T-Dub’s that he hopes to teach to us lesser men in his video game. Alternative interpretations suggest instead that T-Dub misspoke here and intended to say “neuter”, referring to the act of removing an animal’s genitalia and implying that he will do the same to Mario to assert his dominance. "Man, Mario can't play like that, T-Dub's on the May." - T-Dub again suggests that Mario's games will always be inferior to T-Dub's, since T-Dub is "on the May". This could refer to T-Dub's game releasing in May, when Mario himself will be able to see that it is so good that he could never star in as good a game ever again. Alternatively, this line could refer to Mario's ability to "play the game", as in picking up women. As T-Dub has previously stated, he gets many more women than Mario, possibly in this case including May from Pokemon, another prominent Nintendo franchise. "Man, you want to hit it down with the big town? Man, you can't be like the big brown!" - Mario supposedly believes that his own rapping abilities make him popular amongst the citizens of "the big town", but T-Dub is swift to remind him that he is in no position to be taking issue or 'having beef' (here described as "the big brown", referring to cows which are often brown) with anyone who would challenge that belief, due to his obviously inferior rapping abilities compared to T-Dub's. "My boy Emula, he has insemula." - T-Dub gains the sympathies of his audience by sharing what must surely be a harrowing situation, even for him: his friend Emula is apparently afflicted with the condition known as insemula, which you may know to be a debilitating disease with low survival rates. "Man, it's nothing emo. Once they get together, they're going to be the team of the mean." - However, T-Dub lifts emotions high again by reminding the audience that when Emula collaborates with an as-yet-unmentioned individual, the resulting duo would likely become more talented than their peers, or at least have higher than average rapping abilities. This is to imply that T-Dub sees this inevitable team as a greater threat to his own power than Mario, who has been consistently suggested up to this point to be talentless. "You see, my boy Seth, he can rap like the meth. That's on the test." - T-Dub now reveals Emula's rapping partner: his other friend Seth, who apparently is skilled enough at rapping that he can be compared to methamphetamine, which is a recreational drug that makes its users more alert, suggesting that Seth's raps are worthy of attention. He also mentions that this fact is on the aforementioned test, which T-Dub obviously knew but which Mario was unaware of, as shown by their grades. "Man, you can't even hit it with the big mess." - T-Dub refers to his earlier line about the test ("the big mess"), suggesting that Mario was unable to achieve even a passing grade (otherwise referred to as "hitting the mark") on the test. With this, T-Dub once again asserts his intellectual superiority over Mario, who is suggested to be far less intelligent. This line also suggests that the test itself is of great difficulty, as a C would be considered to be a passing grade in most tests, but is unsatisfactory on this one. This way, T-Dub actually humbles himself by reminding himself that it is difficult for most people to have as many women as he does, but reminds the viewers of his strengths and Mario's weaknesses when it comes to "hitting it". "Man, you can't beat 'em, because he's gonna see 'em." - T-Dub suggests that Mario is a domestic abuser, as he is suggested to have a desire to "beat 'em", "'em" likely being a reference to a particular group of women. However, Mario is unable to achieve his violent desires, as God himself (referred to by the male pronoun, as He often is in the Bible) would inevitably see this act of violence and the women who are subject to it, and will likely strike Mario down in rage and cast him into the depths of Hell to burn for all eternity. Sorry, Mario, but there are no 1-ups here! "Man, you gonna hit it down with the big town? I'm gonna make it 'round." - T-Dub threatens Mario in this line, claiming that if Mario attempts to encroach on his territory and claim it for himself, T-Dub will personally visit "the big town", with the strong suggestion that he will pursue some form of vengeance against Mario for this transgression. "I had a big town in the A town." - T-Dub asserts that the "big town" referred to in previous lines is his large territory in "the A town". Though the question of what town T-Dub was referring to as "the A town" eluded many historians and geographers for many years, the official music video for this song confirms that T-Dub is here referring to the city of Alpena, Michigan, which is the second most populated city in the region of Northern Michigan and is therefore, indeed, a "big town". *(Continued in Part 2)*
You forgot his sudden and genius dip into drug culture: "you see my boy seth he can rap like the meth, that's on the test" T-Dub brings his friend/partner Seth into the song mentioning that he also has a strong rap game, one that rivals that of a powerful drug such as methamphetamine. Powerful enough that it's like a meth "that's on the test", likely referencing meth that will actually show up on a drug test (as opposed to a weaker formula that won't show up at all). This potentially alludes to T-Dub being experienced with the drug, as well as aware of both good and inferior types of it.
"I got an A+ on that test because it's a big mess." Tdub flexes his intellect for us stating again, his domination over the listener and namely, Mario. He states that despite the fact the test was a big mess he still had the superior intellect to ace it anyway. "Mario might be super m-er man, but I'm gonna have a big tan." Tdub announces to the listener that even though Mario might have superior strength and be able to perform feats that mere mortals cannot, his (Tdub's) epidermis is going to be heavily tanned. Likely from basking in the sun for too long or it could be a play on words that Tdub is just so hot that he is actually able to give off UAV radiation much like that of the sun and thus, tan his own body. "He might have went to the past and'mm to the future" Continuing off his previous statement of Mario being superman, Tdub laments that Mario is also able to traverse through time and space at will. "But I'm gonna make a new game how to nuture." It would seem Tdub is making his dive into the world of game development as he announces the name of said game, 'how to nuture' likely a simulation game of sorts. There I did some more. This guy is confusing.
Sir Krigeon his boys dont play games anymore bc they “On the reigns with the dames” implying he’s friends get mad pussy. This man can spit fire and pound fire too
I don't know how everyone else talks in Charlote, but if T-Dub is anything to go by, an out-of-towner asking for directions would get lost trying to cross the street.
It takes a lot of confidence to post something like this online, especially back then. 10/10 song, no one on the planet could possibly compare. T-Dub made so many new words while rapping, seriously these words should be an addition to the English language.
i bet the only difference between shakespeare and tdubs is that tdubs isn't recognized internationally. we hold his future in our hands in this digital age.
LOL I came here to say the exact same thing no lie I watched this anytime I'm feeling down and Mario Bro gets me right back up with his big f****** Tuper
Damn it’s been 14 years! I am blessed to have been close to this man in high school! He was a good guy that all the “cool” kids would befriend for a laugh. Hope all is going well for him today
Holy shit, you knew T-Dub? I would've been honored to have met the man himself. Really wholesome that he hung out with the cool kids, even if he seems pretty nerdy on the surface (at least from the little bit of info I know about him.)
Some of you guys in the comments need to stop making fun of this kid. I thought this was a joke at first but then he came at me top speed with his big tuper. 😕😕
Seeing as the song ends pretty abruptly, maybe there is a 19 minute version of this song somewhere. Maybe it's collecting dust on someone's hard drive or it is hidden in the deepest depths of the internet.
![story of undertale - me lip syncing [ORIGINAL]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CJATWt1KbMA/mqdefault.jpg)
This guy is so good at rapping, he had to create new words so the English language could keep up with him
A modern-day Shakespeare
The biggest tuper
+TheBallisticPepper I want to play with Gabario T-Dub said he owns an Atario.
After all, he had the toys with the moise
+goldendagger 97 your not even a big brown, nothing emo
This dude is speaking english sideways
He straight speaking italics
no he's speaking the language of gods
He speaking in wingdings
Hold the fuck up
Thank you for the hernia.
Just when you think he’s gonna rhyme predicable words, he comes out the cut with a completely new word and blows my mind. Genius
"Man, my boys don't even play with games any more. They're on the reigns with the dames." Spoken with nothing but pure solace and I felt that, bro.
"You pick up bitches in your car? I PICK UP DAMES IN MY SLEIGH!"
One of the most relatable rap lines in history tbh
It's absurd to me that such a good line exists in what is otherwise pure gibberish lol
"You are of roughly equal importance as the inventor of the toilet" is really the greatest compliment you can bestow upon someone
He really has high esteem for Kevin. He must have had a lot of cash, given how much stuff he bought.
Timestamp?
@@justdexMUSIC 1:39
Toliet*
@@ufa2709 right sorry
Because this fades out at the end, I like to imagine he's still going to this day.
Austin Bass what is it
Legend has it that this shit goes on for like another 12 minutes or something like that.
he's like the sea
fast and nice
Austin Bass what is it?
He is still super duper with a big tuper to this day
Press F to pay respect to our boy Emula who has insemula.
R.I.P Emula
f
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But hey, atleast emo once they got together they going be the team of the mean
He's doing fine, doctors looked at him and came back with the results. It was nothing emo afterall.
F
"See, he has a princess but I got all the others"
Unironically a great lyric
that shit made me stand up
Kinda like throwing spaghetti at the wall. Say enough nonsense and eventually something’ll sound good
@@burgbass unironically 70% of the lines he drops are fire
@@fruitylerlups530 yeah "Kevin gots a mog" is a legendary line.
@@twobeansonecream When you combine it with the mog being "of the foilet", it is rivalled only by Shakespearean writings.
Stuff that's on the test:
❌ The content you learned in class
✔️ Seth can rap like the meth
I got that question wrong i thought he rapped like heroine!
@@burritodog3634 don't worry that test was a mess
I heard that as I read that.
My name is Seth and this Is a good day
John Wick no your name is John Wick
I really respect that he kept stretching a rhyme as long as he could, very brave and intuitive of him
That's what happens when you're super duper with a big tuper.
that *is* what rapping typically is
@HarambaeXelonmuskfansyou don’t listen to rap
@TheWarsmith09 i do and not every song is like this, only ppl that don’t listen to it say some shit like that
@HarambaeXelonmuskfansbro listens to video game OSTs and anime music
Sometimes I dream of hitting it down with the big town... but soon realize I can not be like the big brown.
Someday...
So when will you be covering this one?
Jon Sudano please do a cover of this, thicc boi
Jon Sudano, you need to cover the song. If you don't you won't be a big brown.
Jon Sudano o
blessed video
This is the longest three and a half minutes I’ve ever endured and I had a huge smile the whole time
I actually started bopping my head to the beat. It's legit good, and the shit post factor makes it A+
"Cuz mario ain't even an atario. You wanna play the gabario?"
Damn...
He said that the second I read this XD
+Kevin Colasuonno Same.
kirbymaster5 I can't its soo good 😂
really makes you think
kirbymaster5 😂😂😂😂😂😂lmao
6 years later and T-Dub in the Club still hasn't dropped. It's going to be too hot to handle, isn't it?
Senator Cthulu He taking all the girls by storm
Senator Cthulu Do you know how long it takes to unfold the toilet? It's going to take T-Dub another four years to finish the album at least.
Don't forget its hard to be the pimpin man of the big ran
JKickz g. Not to mention showing people what's up and what's not up can make one really tired.
Plus he has a big tuper, showing people what's up and what's not up is now made two times harder
Raims
Taims
Tuper
Nuture
Insemula
Bratamach
Mog
Foiliet
Mrain
Tooks
Atario
Gabario
Moise
Doise
New words that this man has invented, hell Man might as well be a new word as well
Tomversal this is the best comment so far
Big raimes is a big taimes, mario may be super but im super duper with a big tuper
the Shakespeare of our era
Fun fact mog is like a british colloquial term meaning cat!
Shakespeare also made new words
Learn to play any instrument ❌
Learn to play the gabario ✅
1:40 I just love how he just stops trying to rap and just talks about how awesome the man who made the toilet was.
@Crazy Lovatic Mario made the toilet to get rid of the big brown
Toilet.mp4
*foilet
they call me mario cos I be installing plumbing fixtures
@@thewisenoodle1116 mario might be plumbing, but I'm fumbling and tumbling
the best part is that he 100% got cut off you know he kept going. and he's still rapping to this day.
Now he has a big tan.
George the boi if he has a channel right now,i would appreciate a link or what his channel is called
I'm in a health class at school. During the drug unit, we had to find four interesting facts about meth. I wrote 'my boy Seth can rap like the meth' as one of the facts.
of course. Its on the test
He's just trying his best...
Hey I didn't expect to see you here
Zephyrinfinity yeet
Did you get the A+ on that test?
The fact that this is titled (Rap-along version) signifies that there are other versions of this and i need them immediately
It means there are lyrics
The voice of a generation.
Hi Bashur :D
Hey bashur
Hi basur
BASH U SO FUNNYS!!!! Just know u are awesome
BASHUR REPLY REPLY REPLY sorry i just…. i fan u know iu just rock
One of the few rappers eminem was too afraid to diss
Right along with DoubleSwee
Either way, his boy Emula is going to become the team of the mean
@@LZMP60 It's nothing emo though I'm sure he could do it
This was young eminem what do you mean
non-euclidian lyrics
*Holds this comment up*
Announcer: BEST IN SHOW!
nice
Perfect description
This is my favorite fucking comment of all time
You, my good man, won the internet
This is how MF DOOM sounds to non fans
white
@@Tezighi ?
im a mf doom fan i still cant understand what he says in half of his songs
@@Progamer420_69 ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MANS NAME
Also sick Freddie freaker pfp
That's cuz Doom is down with the big town too. He's the og man with the big mrain.
It started out with Mario, and then suddenly Tony Hawk and toilets.
Pizza Poosta Not toilets, toliets.
+SgtRyoseirui toilets
lol
+Pizza Poosta And superman XD
Pizza Poosta don't forget big towns
Avant-garde masterpiece
"you're gonna unfold like a toilet"
Simply ethereal in nature.
wee poo Make me a sandwich?
Opinion Onion Maybe Jeffery can
Shawn Hughes Come on, you a better man than me- e -e.... e....
+wee poo DONT MESS WITH ME
MY BOY KEVIN GOT A MOG
OF THE FOILET
Right you are, Carlton
Why isn't this music in Smash Bros?
I'm modding this in
right
pls
hbox vs armada grand finals music
I want this as an official soundtrack in Smash brothers
Wherever T-Dub is these days I hope he's found peace and happiness
He's cooking up his magnum opus.
bet he's on the big round town
He was arrested for arson for how fire his bars are.
He's going under "JPEGMAFIA" now
@@sillylittlemonkey7130 lol
Will the real Slim Shady please sit down??
Six4cShot lol that was a good one
Alexodium I have to rub this one out on u sailor moon gross
You got a big land for *exploring sans* I'm like JoJo siwas fan only I be talking cause I'm da last you *might be crazy but when I'm lazy* I'll show ya *clues from the blues that make you feel goud* cause when I'm with understood I'm not lazy with wood cause *when I get paid I laid it on the rain cause you might be fancy but I'm super dancy.* *ya look like bendy only shipped with Cendy* don't understand your circumstance cause ya look like *pans* that *I* wash with *Sand.* You might be lazy but I'm paid *super daily!* You wanna see games? I'll show you fame! You wanna be *super?* Loop TH-camrs bloopers
Hackers gonna hack
Slappers gonna slap
Money gonna go to me
You gonna get some sleep
*(Wtf)*
You see slim shady buy your lazy so you say "shady I got crazy"
Made by: me
Des.: *I didn't want to be mean it's just a prank also making a rap off of dis song XD*
#PranksFromRaps
Yes
nah, he ain't the big brown.
When he said “you wanna play with gabario?” I felt that
goomba mario
gabario
On a spiritual level
gabar.io
Doise?
@@SneedBass moise
everyone's talking about emula, tupers and folding toilets but nobody's talking about the best lyric
"i'm gonna be like the sea, fast and nice."
this had me crying
It's funny because it's true.
Captain Beefheart lyric
No the best lyric is "Mario is super but I'm super duper"
Bro thinks he's Bruce Lee
I'm sorry but it's been 14 years and this STILL hits differently. This is clearly the richest rap ever.
First Listen: “What a hilariously bad song, haha!”
Second Listen: “I love this in an ironic way.”
Forty-seventh Listen: “T-Dub is an unappreciated, Dadaist genius who has completely deconstructed the English language and bent it to his will.”
This is like when I started saying "oof" ironically and now I just say it. lol
He unfolded English like the toilet
That was super duper of him
@@phatman9762 oof, that sucks
@@phatman9762 zoomer moment
I thought only Bowser could spit fire. Wow.
Sorry to hear about Emula, I heard insemula is pretty serious. Wishing him a speedy recovery x
thebrapman we died about 3 weeks ago
Don't worry it's not anything emo
you can't recover from insemula
Damn I lost my grandpa to insemula. He got emo real fast, went to Hot Topic, and that was all she wrote.
nah don’t worry, it’s nothing emo, once they get together they’re gonna be the team
I think this dude unironically invented mumble rap.
"How you gonna win when you ain't right within?"
- Lauryn Hill
"You don't get another chance, life is no Nintendo game" - Eminem
"Remind yourself nobody's built like you designed yourself" - Jay Z
"Tony Hawk so cool, well Kevin's gots a mog of thefoileit he gunna unfoild it like the toilet" - T-Dub
His mixtape's is hotter than a fire flower.
+Casual Matt that's super duper
+Chris King same
I fucking hate you because of that joke XD
damn daniel
His mixtape melts steel beams
I love how it starts out as a diss track on Mario before he just kinda' starts rambling.
1:39 "once that man made the toilet everyone thought it was so awesome" is my favorite lyric from this. I mean yeah if I was there to live the invention the the toilet I'd think it was pretty awesome too
predicted skibidi toilet
hi :3
@@SuperKlondike64 helloooo!
Bet you T dubs haters aren't even old enough to remember playing Gabario.
Clearly none of them played with the Atario
They probably didn't play with mrain either
He really made me step back and think "shit man, do I REALLY wanna play with gabario?"
this sum deep incomprehensible shit man
Well did you? I write this on 3/20/2021. I think you've had enough to time to come to a conclusion.
@@Groooovey I thought about it. But in the end, I think the babes, ferraris, playboy parties, it woukd go to my head ya know? I wanna stay humble, I feel like playing with gabario would only make me a conceited jerk
@@Alextheflykat I think that's a respectable choice. Me personally, I think I would have played with gabario purely for the experience. You know, like drinking booze, smoking, or something else along those lines. I feel like it would've been an important event in my life that would've become a great story to tell my children.
@@Groooovey can't argue there, I wont deny gabario would've been a wild ride for me in my youth
It's so embarrassing when you're rapping and you accidentally say "toys" when you meant to say "doise". Even the experts make mistakes sometimes...
This cracked me up so hard.
Everytime it happens to me I get so embarrassed
Are you questioning the expert
It's called "rewriting the rules"
Excellent comment. Sincerely.
"he gunna unfold it like the toilet." Holy shit how many years did it take me to get how genius this line is
I never knew how long 3 minutes actually was until I watched this.
Kaleb Kolakoff I love this video, but I completely understand what you mean lmao
Yes
Same lol
Sadly I still can’t be like the big brown
My heart jumps at 2:08 when he decides to sing for that one random line
His dance moves are also on point
He hits that milly rock nigga
Bro trying be like Drake
Glad to see Napoleon Dynamite started rapping.
i'm you but stronger
He actually references Napoleon in his song Ramba Tambas.
I hope this plays during the dance off ending of the super mario movie
Cuphand friend
T-Dub would've been a better voice actor than Chris Pratt tbh
Guys... Today's the day I'm gonna play the game...
With the big mrain.
+Matthew Kernodle you write me down in your books cause I'm gunna have all the hooks.
Is it for the Atario or the Gabario?
WahabiHoboFilms It's for the Goombario!
sæm
+CubexGaming Hey, I've seen you somewhere...
But I'm super duper.
With a *big tuper.*
Boy nothing will ever beat that.
It's unironically better than hot coffee pot drop it on Donald Trump
Invoking that MF Doom for that shit
Does that mean he's hung down there
tuperlets btfo
Contender for hardest flex in rap.
"My friends don't even play with games anymore, they're on their reigns with the dames." :(
😩🔥🔥🔥
Pascal Damn that's smooth
Pascal
Unironically this is the most well thought out verse in the song.
Eminem - Stan ft. Dido
Calwen f
Bro predicted the word "mog." Truly ahead of his time 🙌
Mogs were man dog hybrids from the movie Spaceballs.
No Drugs,
No Flexing,
No Half Naked Women,
Just pure talent.
he's gonna show you whats up and what NOT up
womem
womem
Sorry I’m dicelexic
*w o m e m*
Lyric analysis (Part 1):
“Yea.” - T-Dub starts off strong, by confirming an unknown statement to the viewer. This is obviously supposed to imply that the viewer knows what’s up, likely confirming that T-Dub is, in fact, present, and that he is about to go hard.
“You wanna play with your Mario games? I had a big raims, is a big taims.” - T-Dub here confronts the viewer for wishing to play with their Mario games, suggesting that he is better than the viewer because “he had a big raims”, a raims apparently being a “big taims”. This is clearly meant to be a kind of flex, as it implies that not only does T-Dub have a taims, but a big one, which is obviously far superior to anything else that the viewer owns, particularly their Mario games.
“‘Cuz Mario might be Super, but I’m super duper with a big tuper.” - T-Dub again flexes on the audience, making the bold but undeniable statement that not only is he super duper - thus making him superior to Mario, who is simply “Super” - he also has a big “tuper”, which likely refers to his brain.
“‘Cuz no-one’s gonna hit it like me ‘cuz Mario has a big C.” - This line confirms the fact that T-Dub is a sexual master, because no-one’s gonna hit “it” (as in, a female posterior) like him, despite the fact that Mario has a big “C” (as in “cock”, referring to his penis). Of course, T-Dub could be correct in stating that the reason why no-one could hit it like him is because of Mario’s large penis, as if T-Dub sees Mario as such a threat to his dominance, Mario’s penis size could make girls uncomfortable and unwilling to sleep with him, therefore eliminating Mario as a true threat and ensuring that T-Dub is indeed the only person who is able to hit it like him.
“But I got the A+ on that test, because it’s a big mess” - This references the previous line in which Mario was said to have a big C, framing that as if T-Dub was referring to his grade in the test of being able to successfully “hit it”. T-Dub claims that, in such a test, he was awarded an A+, the highest grade possible, because of the large mess that he created, suggesting that either he or the woman he was fornicating with had a particularly large orgasm, producing a large amount of fluid that would inevitably cause a big mess.
“Mario might be a Superman, but I’m going to have a big tan” - T-Dub brags that although Mario might have superpowers, like famous comic book hero Superman, he is more attractive and will continue to be so in future, at some point having a big tan (which was the style at the time of this song’s release).
“Mario might’ve been to the past and to the future, but I’m gonna make a new game: How to Nuture” - Here, T-Dub references the game Mario’s Time Machine, a commercial flop, boasting that despite Mario’s feats in that game, he will make a new game that will be better called How to Nuture. It is uncertain what nuturing is; common interpretations suggest that it is an ability of T-Dub’s that he hopes to teach to us lesser men in his video game. Alternative interpretations suggest instead that T-Dub misspoke here and intended to say “neuter”, referring to the act of removing an animal’s genitalia and implying that he will do the same to Mario to assert his dominance.
"Man, Mario can't play like that, T-Dub's on the May." - T-Dub again suggests that Mario's games will always be inferior to T-Dub's, since T-Dub is "on the May". This could refer to T-Dub's game releasing in May, when Mario himself will be able to see that it is so good that he could never star in as good a game ever again. Alternatively, this line could refer to Mario's ability to "play the game", as in picking up women. As T-Dub has previously stated, he gets many more women than Mario, possibly in this case including May from Pokemon, another prominent Nintendo franchise.
"Man, you want to hit it down with the big town? Man, you can't be like the big brown!" - Mario supposedly believes that his own rapping abilities make him popular amongst the citizens of "the big town", but T-Dub is swift to remind him that he is in no position to be taking issue or 'having beef' (here described as "the big brown", referring to cows which are often brown) with anyone who would challenge that belief, due to his obviously inferior rapping abilities compared to T-Dub's.
"My boy Emula, he has insemula." - T-Dub gains the sympathies of his audience by sharing what must surely be a harrowing situation, even for him: his friend Emula is apparently afflicted with the condition known as insemula, which you may know to be a debilitating disease with low survival rates.
"Man, it's nothing emo. Once they get together, they're going to be the team of the mean." - However, T-Dub lifts emotions high again by reminding the audience that when Emula collaborates with an as-yet-unmentioned individual, the resulting duo would likely become more talented than their peers, or at least have higher than average rapping abilities. This is to imply that T-Dub sees this inevitable team as a greater threat to his own power than Mario, who has been consistently suggested up to this point to be talentless.
"You see, my boy Seth, he can rap like the meth. That's on the test." - T-Dub now reveals Emula's rapping partner: his other friend Seth, who apparently is skilled enough at rapping that he can be compared to methamphetamine, which is a recreational drug that makes its users more alert, suggesting that Seth's raps are worthy of attention. He also mentions that this fact is on the aforementioned test, which T-Dub obviously knew but which Mario was unaware of, as shown by their grades.
"Man, you can't even hit it with the big mess." - T-Dub refers to his earlier line about the test ("the big mess"), suggesting that Mario was unable to achieve even a passing grade (otherwise referred to as "hitting the mark") on the test. With this, T-Dub once again asserts his intellectual superiority over Mario, who is suggested to be far less intelligent. This line also suggests that the test itself is of great difficulty, as a C would be considered to be a passing grade in most tests, but is unsatisfactory on this one. This way, T-Dub actually humbles himself by reminding himself that it is difficult for most people to have as many women as he does, but reminds the viewers of his strengths and Mario's weaknesses when it comes to "hitting it".
"Man, you can't beat 'em, because he's gonna see 'em." - T-Dub suggests that Mario is a domestic abuser, as he is suggested to have a desire to "beat 'em", "'em" likely being a reference to a particular group of women. However, Mario is unable to achieve his violent desires, as God himself (referred to by the male pronoun, as He often is in the Bible) would inevitably see this act of violence and the women who are subject to it, and will likely strike Mario down in rage and cast him into the depths of Hell to burn for all eternity. Sorry, Mario, but there are no 1-ups here!
"Man, you gonna hit it down with the big town? I'm gonna make it 'round." - T-Dub threatens Mario in this line, claiming that if Mario attempts to encroach on his territory and claim it for himself, T-Dub will personally visit "the big town", with the strong suggestion that he will pursue some form of vengeance against Mario for this transgression.
"I had a big town in the A town." - T-Dub asserts that the "big town" referred to in previous lines is his large territory in "the A town". Though the question of what town T-Dub was referring to as "the A town" eluded many historians and geographers for many years, the official music video for this song confirms that T-Dub is here referring to the city of Alpena, Michigan, which is the second most populated city in the region of Northern Michigan and is therefore, indeed, a "big town".
*(Continued in Part 2)*
You goddamn maniac.
I'm literally crying lmao
You forgot his sudden and genius dip into drug culture:
"you see my boy seth he can rap like the meth, that's on the test"
T-Dub brings his friend/partner Seth into the song mentioning that he also has a strong rap game, one that rivals that of a powerful drug such as methamphetamine. Powerful enough that it's like a meth "that's on the test", likely referencing meth that will actually show up on a drug test (as opposed to a weaker formula that won't show up at all). This potentially alludes to T-Dub being experienced with the drug, as well as aware of both good and inferior types of it.
Richard S.
He may also be talking about Method Man
"I got an A+ on that test because it's a big mess." Tdub flexes his intellect for us stating again, his domination over the listener and namely, Mario. He states that despite the fact the test was a big mess he still had the superior intellect to ace it anyway. "Mario might be super m-er man, but I'm gonna have a big tan." Tdub announces to the listener that even though Mario might have superior strength and be able to perform feats that mere mortals cannot, his (Tdub's) epidermis is going to be heavily tanned. Likely from basking in the sun for too long or it could be a play on words that Tdub is just so hot that he is actually able to give off UAV radiation much like that of the sun and thus, tan his own body.
"He might have went to the past and'mm to the future" Continuing off his previous statement of Mario being superman, Tdub laments that Mario is also able to traverse through time and space at will. "But I'm gonna make a new game how to nuture." It would seem Tdub is making his dive into the world of game development as he announces the name of said game, 'how to nuture' likely a simulation game of sorts.
There I did some more. This guy is confusing.
He went from rapping about Mario, then all of a sudden Tony Hawk, insemula, toilets and whatnot are brought into this.
A lyrical masterpiece, 10/10
Sir Krigeon his boys dont play games anymore bc they “On the reigns with the dames” implying he’s friends get mad pussy. This man can spit fire and pound fire too
*toliets
nobody’s safe
My man's gonna show me what's up and what's not up, and I've never been more afraid in my life.
Who else is here because they like good music?
Brandon Shave inb4 s TUPId !!!!!!!!!!!
All rise for the national anthem.
If I ever win evo for smash I will say “Mario Might be super, but I’m super duper”
@@LetsGoGetThem why
@llamaman 18 what about the big tuper?
With a big tuper
cause no ones gonna hit it like me
cause mario has a big C
I don't know how everyone else talks in Charlote, but if T-Dub is anything to go by, an out-of-towner asking for directions would get lost trying to cross the street.
T dub's haters are just mad that they can't be like the Big Brown.
dingus dongus
,how was your special ding dong brand bologna? do you have faith in your factory workers?
I took a big brown yesterday..
Preach, Ding Dong, preach
I bet they never even played Gabario
My average Saturday morning consists of microwaving pizza and listening to this at full volume with all the windows open.
Look out, Kevin has the mogs of foilet.
Issei Hyoudou And shite, he's gonna unfold it like the toilet
Jacob Barker Can you get me out of that rant?
Issei Hyoudou And when he made the toilet, everybody thought it was so awesome.
Look out, Kevin's got a big tupor!
banananutpie01 Holy shit! I never noticed... somebody... somebody call the army...
Goatest Mario Vid ever.
"Perfect rappers don't exist"
they do now
Along with the Reese's Puffs kid, the two best rappers to ever live.
Jump Up, Super Star? Ha! Nintendo doesn't know SHIT! This is how you do a Mario song with vocals!
Who's emula and why does he have insemula? What even is insemula?
It's nothing emo
Once They Get Together they going be the team
SupTestMan of the Mean
You see my boy Seth? He can rap like the meth
fightinsemula.blogspot.com/ it's a real fucking disease
It takes a lot of confidence to post something like this online,
especially back then.
10/10 song, no one on the planet could possibly compare.
T-Dub made so many new words while rapping, seriously these words should be an addition to the English language.
So when Shakespeare made up words he was called the father of modern English, but when T-Dub does it he's called autistic?
#justice4tdub
benmakesmovies bump
i bet the only difference between shakespeare and tdubs is that tdubs isn't recognized internationally. we hold his future in our hands in this digital age.
benmakesmovies this is better than drake and lil pump and lil yatchy
Because Shakespeare had some dignity.
yeah but Shakespeare was good at writing plays
My morning ritual includes watching this
Fuck 😂😂😂😂
LOL I came here to say the exact same thing no lie I watched this anytime I'm feeling down and Mario Bro gets me right back up with his big f****** Tuper
YOA Ownage HD lol
I started a gofundme page to help my boy Emula. Unfortunately he was recently diagnosed with insemula. Anything helps, guys :)
Sounds kind of emo...
DeviousStingray man its nothing emo
yeah, once everyone gets together to donate to the gofundme, it's gonna be the team of the mean
Ramba tambas
14 years ago this man left a banger even making up new words then just left the industry what goat
Kevin VS Toilet Inventor,
PLACE YOUR BETS!
kev-man fo SHO
I don't know, being the inventor of the toilet is a pretty impressive accomplishment under your belt, but Kevin got a mog of the foilet, so....
It's a toss em up for sure
x,,,,D
Kevin's gots a mog
this is my favorite iggy azalea song
You win the internet
That's it. That's fucking it. Life's a game and you've already won.
You are my favorite child of the internet
Dana M. Aww. :(
gabario is the secret 3rd brother.
Don't forget about the 4th estranged brother, Atario
Spondaj is actually the 3rd brother
Is that on the test?
Chillin’ of course there’s Vinesauce fans on this video. It only makes sense.
🅱inyot bros: a quario adventure
"I'm gonna show you what's up and what's not up. Because it's going down in my town."
That's actually kinda fire.
Honestly can't wait for the toss up between Kevin and the inventor of the toilet. Gonna be sick.
Recommended:
*Eminem - Rap God*
TH-cam is a worshipper of false idols. We all know that t-dub is the real rap god.
True dat Jack
"Pass the aux"
Damn it’s been 14 years! I am blessed to have been close to this man in high school! He was a good guy that all the “cool” kids would befriend for a laugh. Hope all is going well for him today
he really seems like a blast to be around. I come back to this rap all the time lmao
you're so full of shit dude the video is ironic
Holy shit, you knew T-Dub? I would've been honored to have met the man himself. Really wholesome that he hung out with the cool kids, even if he seems pretty nerdy on the surface (at least from the little bit of info I know about him.)
@ yea he went to woodhaven high school in Michigan with me for a year. Really nice guy that I’m glad I was able to meet
Take a shot every time he says 'Man'
The challenge is to live.
I counted, that’s 15 shots
@@glitch7145 of everclear
What about when he says town, dawg?
take a shot every time he says something that rhymes, you ain't surviving this one chief.
And on the final day god said, "Mario might be super but I'm super duper.......... with a big tuper"
"I had a big raims is a big taims" truer words have never been spoken.
"but you think tony hawks so cool, well kevins gots a mog... of the foilet" these lyrics saved my life
I got inspired by these words, so I made a new game how to nuture.
with a big tuper
I think this rapper can hit it down like a bratamatch.
"i got that A+ on that test cause its a big mess"
coldest bar ever
Bro flexing his academic prowess
I show this to my friends and family every time someone lets me cast to the TV at a party. Everyone hates this.
It's my favourite video.
Bruh thats fucking awesome XD
This may be a mere joke, this may _not_ be a mere joke, but this man right there is on a whole other level
The real mvp
No offense but ur family must have awful taste.
My friends hate this video too, I cast it once and everyone was just confused…. *i* was confused that they couldn’t appreciate the artistry
he spits fire like bowser
Hot like Firefox, internet browser
All the while Peach has got her hand down my trousers
Don’t be commin up with all that... flowser
Flower is power like the big brown...
man, i spit fire in the brown round town
Fun little harmless drinking game: Take a shot every time he says "man".
17 shots....not so sure someone who has had 17 shots can even count to seventeen or seven for that matter
Do you want people to die? Because this is how people die
Stolen from joel.
Take a shot everytime he says town
Take a shot every time he says "gonna" or "big"
I like that he holds his friend Kevin in such high esteem.
Damn, this shit is fire. "Mario ain't even an atario."
you wanna play the gabario?
i have the toys
whats up
-whats down-
*whats not up*
Some of you guys in the comments need to stop making fun of this kid. I thought this was a joke at first but then he came at me top speed with his big tuper. 😕😕
Bro said mog before it was invented
Take a shot whenever he starts a lyric with "man".
You'd be dead within the first minute
JanitorAntisocial thats 11 fucking shots
you better do the bonus challenge too
If you do the bonus challenge, that's over 30 fucking shots in total.
JanitorAntisocial hitting us with the fun methods of suicide.
yeah, eminem could diss MGK
but my boy Seth can hit it like the meth
very odd That’s on the test.
I wish he actually did keep going for 19 minutes
Seeing as the song ends pretty abruptly, maybe there is a 19 minute version of this song somewhere. Maybe it's collecting dust on someone's hard drive or it is hidden in the deepest depths of the internet.
my son loved this he died of testicular cancer back in 1979 and every time i play this i'm reminded of him😪
We must find a cure for insemul!
when they say white people can't rap
Mmmmmmmm Eminem
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Beasties
Nate Quimby
That goes without saying. The big mrain.
You know people can rap it doesn't matter whats on the outside its what is on the inside
What are you talking about?
Best rap on earth! How will black rappers ever recover?!?!
It's sad that he was killed in a video game drive by he could've been one the best rappers of all time.
???
Raider Homer he died?!
Wha?! NOOOOOO
I heard mario did it... because mario has a big c...
There's no way he's dead you lying fuck
Y O U W A N N A P L A Y W I T H G A B A R I O
Seth can rap like:
A) the crack
B) the heroin
C) the meth
I got an A plus on this test because it’s a big mess.