I'd say the popularity of the Gamera movies among Japanese kids wasn't so much as giant monsters whaling on each other, but seeing kids just like them knowing everything and bossing all the adults around. Because in these movies, if a giant monster shows up, the closest 12 year old boy apparently declares martial law and takes over Japan.
Jiger didn’t get Gamera Pregnant Gamera is a boy, Jiger is a Girl she was Pregnant and she layed her egg in Gamera like the tarantula Hawk wasp lay there eggs in Tarantulas
If what you're saying is true, that means the Gamera movies were really, and I mean REALLY, pandering to Japanese kids! Sort of like how the dub team for the first Pokemon movie, left the Alakazam error in to make kids feel smarter.
So we've got a Triceratops who can shoot needles, fly with teeny tiny rocket boosters, move objects by telekinesis and create a scorching hot rainbow. Definitely the most crazy array of powers I've ever seen.
The reason for all the Expo '70 propaganda is because they co-financed the movie. Daei was in serious financial troubles in the 1970's. So the reason it's such a crisis that Jiger is trying to destroy Expo is because if she does then they won't have the funds to finish making the movie. Just get ready for the next one where Sea World is co-financing the movie.
If I ever get to direct a monster movie, I'll have an event for it at the local convention place but a scene in the movie (which debuts at said place) where it's damaged by the monster and have something happen in the screening room like a giant monster hand busting a wall or whatever as a gag, like how the superman vs goku rematch had the convention room it was debuted in glitch up at the part where Superman shoves goku through the convention building. P.s. Thanks to anyone who reads this entire thing and sorry at the same time
I saw this movie on its first run in Japan as a kid. Some of the scenes including the egg injection and brain stabbing pretty much traumatized me for years.
I find it amusing that Gamera in the later films is helpless on his back...when the very first film shows him pretty much shrugging that off. Reminds me of Godzilla just walking through power lines in the first film, then in at least 4 other films being vulnerable to electricity.
3:36 "Heres a random african guy spouting gibberish" And heres what youtube Closed caption made of it. " Totally Evil! Yeah... I got to go boom! Honking wow I'm! " BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I think official captions exist so it might not be giberish? at least I watched the japanese version with subs on and it said "(in african language) no you cant take the statue" or something, so is Brandon rasist? (joking)
17:31 so that's where they got the idea for ep 5 of Ultraman Blazar from, though in Dorgo's case the statue only stimulates its nerves enough to put it to sleep
This one deserves more love. I think it's the best Showa Gamera film directed by the usual director. Barugon is my favorite but this one has less annoying kids and certainly a bigger budget compared to the last two movies. Jiger is a neat monster.
Gamera: Xpo tours!!! Founder: hello everyone including kaiju!!!! *the crowd looks up* Founder: welcome to xpo!! The largest tourists attraction in the world!!! Note we do not care for *lasers being fired and huge stomping and sirens sounding* the city that gets attack by aliens enemy kaiju and so on. *BOOM!!!!!* Founder: now watch this welcoming clip of what you need to know of Xpo. *clicks on romote* 2:58
I was probably 5 or 6 when i first saw this and i was terrified of the monsters.. especially the little one crawling around inside Gamera, tearing holes in his heart... and that xray beam too from the big one...
I think throughout this whole movie, you could do a drinking game for every moment you hear about "Expo 70". And dammit Kenny's! Stop interrupting the final fights!!
Wait... He has unusual but limited moves can only do each so many times a movie changes appearances and powers sometimes AND gets bossed around by young people.. is gamera the first Pokemon?
+Anthony Asencio so we're just going to forget Guiron cutting Gyaos' head off then continue cutting Gyaos' body like cold-cuts or when Viras makes his crew members shed the human skin and merges with them? (yeah creepy stuff)
One thing I've never understood in older Kaiju films is an intense announcement of what they are officially deciding to call the monster.. They even did it in Ghidorah: The Three Headed Monster
The Expo 70 footage is literally the only thing I enjoy about this movie. I grew up in Japan (military brat) and my childhood home was within walking distance of Expo Park. You could actually see the Tower of the Sun from my bedroom window.
thanks Brandon Tenold you know when I have a tough day your reviews make me laugh and your reviews make you much different from all critics you're alright I like you
1:39 Well every Monster movie in italy IS called King Kong with the opponent Monsters names in the titles of the Godzilla movies being replaced by King kong
@@SuperSwordman1 hey it's cute and it's cannon in kotm let's hope they don't go and have sex and let's hope it doesn't go too far like the SONIC FAN BASE
You know, I'm pretty sure the two Kenny kids commited murder. Cause neither Gamera or Jigar had a say in the prosses AND the baby was alive up until it got wacked on the head by the kids. Cause, you never know, maybe Gamera wanted a baby Gamera. Godzilla got a son, why can't Gamera have one too? Also, maybe if they wrote in something like "Oh, civilians/refugees are being kept safe in the Expo." I think it would have made sense when the actors tell Gamera to keep Jigar away from it.
Can the coolest reviewer ever make a review of my favorite movie that I have ever watched?It is Godzilla:Final Wars.Oh yeah and you forgot to put the part where you see the worms in the elephants trunk.
3:54 Hold on a minute, the African guy is upset that they’re stealing the statue, and because they stole it, a monster is unleashed called “JIGER”. 😥YIKES!
Brandon, Brandon, have I got a couple of movies for you....for some reason TH-cam isn't letting me paste the URLs, but do a search on both "Return of the Dinosaurs" and "Attack of the Super Monsters." No they aren't retitled Gamera films, they're....well, just watch them. Goofy meter goes up to eleven on both.
+KRhetor Know that thanks to me, he has these films on DVD-R, so its not TOTALLY beyond the realm of possibility. But the Patreon demands other reviews for now.
I just noticed...after 30 years...they let two 10 years old drive a submersible inside a 400 ton giant turtle that may be alive...what kind of parents & adults are these ppl...ooh, a kid movie..
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“Even though gamera is the friend to children, he is the enemy of cultural desiccation”
Holy shit, gamera’s based.
I'd say the popularity of the Gamera movies among Japanese kids wasn't so much as giant monsters whaling on each other, but seeing kids just like them knowing everything and bossing all the adults around. Because in these movies, if a giant monster shows up, the closest 12 year old boy apparently declares martial law and takes over Japan.
Jiger didn’t get Gamera Pregnant Gamera is a boy, Jiger is a Girl she was Pregnant and she layed her egg in Gamera like the tarantula Hawk wasp lay there eggs in Tarantulas
@@henriquedearruda8902no one cares
@@henriquedearruda8902 oh so they are sea horses
If what you're saying is true, that means the Gamera movies were really, and I mean REALLY, pandering to Japanese kids!
Sort of like how the dub team for the first Pokemon movie, left the Alakazam error in to make kids feel smarter.
2:31 "Why would you have a sub that can't dive down far?" Well... here we are in 2023 and we still have that issue.
Stop ragging on the OceanGate sub, it's under a lot of pressure right now, it might actually explode
@starsparkstudios1602, it exploded
So we've got a Triceratops who can shoot needles, fly with teeny tiny rocket boosters, move objects by telekinesis and create a scorching hot rainbow. Definitely the most crazy array of powers I've ever seen.
And make a baby inside of any monsters with his needles
Did you forget that Barugon had ice powers and a death rainbow?
@@dumbsimpleviewer OK, now what would happen if Jiger infects a MUTO or MUTO Prime?
Well not telekinesis his body is apparently very porous and be can pull air through it the movies said it used suction
@@avastoyboxandarcade Not to mention a chameleon tongue.
The reason for all the Expo '70 propaganda is because they co-financed the movie. Daei was in serious financial troubles in the 1970's. So the reason it's such a crisis that Jiger is trying to destroy Expo is because if she does then they won't have the funds to finish making the movie.
Just get ready for the next one where Sea World is co-financing the movie.
Its a he
If I ever get to direct a monster movie, I'll have an event for it at the local convention place but a scene in the movie (which debuts at said place) where it's damaged by the monster and have something happen in the screening room like a giant monster hand busting a wall or whatever as a gag, like how the superman vs goku rematch had the convention room it was debuted in glitch up at the part where Superman shoves goku through the convention building.
P.s. Thanks to anyone who reads this entire thing and sorry at the same time
The concept of a meta Kaiju movie is breaking my brain. Will it be co-produced by Charlie Kaufman and Dan Harmon?
Who financed Gamera: Super Monster, Casio? Or some other keyboard company
Yeah
I think I'm starting to understand why Gamera isn't that popular like how Godzilla is.
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Its still good for a good few laughs tho
It's amazing how good his heisei movies were considering how goofy this shit is
+CNX625 Trust me! The Hesei Gamera Movies are better!
@@Nat20streak
Showa = Goofiness,
Hesei = Action.
The older Kennys are less dangerous then the young ones.
Agreed.
Yes where did I put my boom gun
Yea
Yeah the older Kenny’s are a lot better the younger Kenny’s
Yeah
"you think he got's an Elephant inside him" LOL XD
11:54
A friend of mine was writing a story based on Expo 70, so I lent him my copy of this movie to inspire him.
How did it go?
@@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 No idea; I haven't talked to him for years XD. He has a youtube channel though; "LunaXXL99". He makes Pokemon videos.
Kenny's dad ain't Hitler, but he IS Officer Corn-Job!!!
Truer words have never been spoken
Yes
Spitting straight facts
@ted dymski "Yeah, they say Corn-Job's one BAD mother-" -"Shut your mouth!!!" -"I'm just talkin' 'bout Corn-Job!"
@@DonaldRilea "and we can dig it!"
GAMERAAAAAA GAMERAAAAAAAAAAA HE WILL TAKE KIDS TO HIS VAN TOUCH THEM LIKE NO OTHER CAN PLEASE DONT TELL ON GAMERA (from deathbattle
One time i saw gamera stealing a kid and putting him in his enormous van
"Please don't tell on Gamera!"
Let me no you watched death battle
@@solocheshcat3187"No really..."
😄😄😄😄😄😁😁😁😁😆😆😆😅😅😅😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
12:08 gamera:hey Godzilla
Godzilla:yeah
Gamera:why are you glowing golde- dies
Cue Godzilla turning into Burning Godzilla to overload Gamera with radiation.
I saw this movie on its first run in Japan as a kid. Some of the scenes including the egg injection and brain stabbing pretty much traumatized me for years.
Still Tramatized?
Two movies left?
So we're getting closer to finding out which movie the Star Destroyer and the lady Sentais are from.
its from 1981's Gamera:Super Monster
eddie frank
D:
I wanted it to be a surprise!
;_;
+eddie frank 1980, actually.
+KeepingAngelaBaker oh yeah I forgot that
B. T. And Kinnikuman.
@4:18 Godzilla: Final Wars would like to have a word with you.
Monster x absorbed monster x (jiger) powers so he can have his marketing name and abilities
So are you saying Monster X has Jiger's ability to impregnate they're opponent with a mini skull man?
I find it amusing that Gamera in the later films is helpless on his back...when the very first film shows him pretty much shrugging that off. Reminds me of Godzilla just walking through power lines in the first film, then in at least 4 other films being vulnerable to electricity.
GAMERA VS ALIEN
Wait,Japanese Kenny's dad is CORNJOB? Way to go Cornjob!
Gotta say the Kaiju version of I Spit on Your Grave isn't much better than the original
At least this one makes sense since he can't retract his appendages
But does he have moves like Jiger?
7:17 Brandon... show some sensitivity. _Jiger_ is his _slave_ name. He prefers to be called "Monster X"
\: )
/=(
Kaiser Ghidorah: Do I hear Blasphemy....
I thought that was ghidorah
@@reptile1677 he's Monster Zero, because he's ghidorah and everything starts with zero. XD
I hope he reviews the Heisei films. Those are considered to be the best films of Gamera.
Gamera the Brave is my fav
But it is actually Toto who is brave soooo
Gojira1954 wait who's toto's mother
@@kickbrosmasher5155 maybe the first Gamera got himself pregnant before killing himself to defeat the gyaos
0:40 Viras looks depressed A.F.
Batman, with a gun. Hello darkness my old friend.
Suddenly I’m starting to relate to Viras now
3:36 "Heres a random african guy spouting gibberish" And heres what youtube Closed caption made of it. " Totally Evil! Yeah... I got to go boom! Honking wow I'm! " BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Not now in 2020. There are no captions except for actual, comprehensible words.I rather prefer the original version.
@@reeferman502 yea
I think official captions exist so it might not be giberish? at least I watched the japanese version with subs on and it said "(in african language) no you cant take the statue" or something, so is Brandon rasist? (joking)
Couldn't he just say that moving the statue will unleash a giant monster!?
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 I mean,
nobody would believe him so
17:31 so that's where they got the idea for ep 5 of Ultraman Blazar from, though in Dorgo's case the statue only stimulates its nerves enough to put it to sleep
If Gamera is part Hotwheels car, how can he fly?
His dad was a Stunticon
This one deserves more love. I think it's the best Showa Gamera film directed by the usual director. Barugon is my favorite but this one has less annoying kids and certainly a bigger budget compared to the last two movies. Jiger is a neat monster.
funny one of godzilla enemies is named monster X
Ben Bisanti reminds me more of Godzilla vs Monster Zero (King Ghidorah)
Well monster X is keizer Gidohra so yeah
In pretty sure it's Monster Zero
@@KraftwerkArts159 no monster zero is king Ghidorah monster x is Keizer Ghidorah k
keizer Ghidorah was in Godzilla final wars
sea yeah I realize that now after watching Final Wars
Love these Gamera reviews.. You should make them a little longer.
Brendon has been having a really tight upload schedule lately. I dig it
Oh thank Christ you didn't show the rest of the scene with the elephant. That had one of the grossest visuals in any of these movies.
+Isaac sussman I was actually surprised he skipped over that! I guess nothing changes a mood like trunk worms...
I saw that, I think they just filled a balloon with noodles.
For those who want to see it, go here (it begins at 14:00)!:
th-cam.com/video/FTJnLe2Cr-w/w-d-xo.html
Scientists labor to find out what the hell is the deal with Japan
Oh wtf... That's awful
U gotta move like like jiger
CANEY CARNATION UR 1 OF MAH FAV CUP HEAD BOSSES
2:19 (in squidward voice): well it's true (laughs to self)
I'm shocked you skipped the surgery stock footage with the elephant parasites
Maybe because it was too disgusting.
Wait, since jiger is allergic to phones, and IPhones keep getting bigger, then couldn't u kill jiger with an iPhone 15 or something like that?
Brilliant, Gavin! We can pierce Jiger’s heart by throwing our iPhones at it!
Or just blind it with its 100010188679330 cameras
I think the 15 will be big enough that Gamera can just beat Jiger to death with it. That's assuming Gamera can lift the thing.
3:39
"Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only
Man's not hot, never hot
Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat
Boom"
4:42 My rebuttal, Kennys are on the field.
Gamera: Xpo tours!!!
Founder: hello everyone including kaiju!!!!
*the crowd looks up*
Founder: welcome to xpo!! The largest tourists attraction in the world!!! Note we do not care for *lasers being fired and huge stomping and sirens sounding*
the city that gets attack by aliens enemy kaiju and so on.
*BOOM!!!!!*
Founder: now watch this welcoming clip of what you need to know of Xpo. *clicks on romote*
2:58
Cue King Ghidorah and Gigan crashing the expo, and Ghidorah lets out his alpha call.
Lol that John Cage joke was fantastic.
Please, all kaiju want a night with Mothra. Gamera's just pissy she one night stand'd him.
Lol!
***** Creepy...
***** Take a wild guess.
Andy Semple well she is a moth and gameras a turtle soooooo
This comment is a R T
This was the first Gamera movie I have ever watched on a DVD that was playable on both sides. The other side of the disc played Gamera vs. Barugon.
I love your Gamera reviews
Jeroen van Wees me too
Jeroen van Wees i love godzilla
I think "20th Century Boys" is also heavy on Expo 70...
Yeah, but there it plays an actually important part of the story and mystery.
6:30 Why the hell didn't Jiger sting Gamera when she had him helpless on his back after the first fight?
Gamera: 12:06
Godzilla: S A Y W H A T !!!?
Nice joke m8
Proceeds to fire atomic breath
Just realized enshoma drew those thumbnails, awesome!
When my dad was a kid his mom found a snapping turtle in the backyard, my dad warned her that it might fart fire like gamera
15:08 to be honest I expect you to play Slow Ride there
I was probably 5 or 6 when i first saw this and i was terrified of the monsters.. especially the little one crawling around inside Gamera, tearing holes in his heart... and that xray beam too from the big one...
Really excited that Gamera vs Zigra is next. That one's one of my favorites! :D
+Hewylewis That's one of my most hated movies!
UltraGalaxyify to each his own.
+Hewylewis Yeah, I just find the kids to be WAY more annoying and obnoxious in that movie, and the fight scenes are kind of a let-down for me
I like that one. Scrap that, I like all of them!
@@baranguirus then you have bad taste
12:06 oh no this is worst then the stand up I had with mothra
I lost it
Monster X from Godzilla Final Wars was way better than this monster.
Nah, not until he turned into Gidrah, anyway. This Monster X actually looks pretty cool, like a cross between a Coelocanth and a Triceratops.
Logan Dupay I like to think that King ghidorah and Keizer ghidorah are the same character, just a different form
Ayden Jones Criticized ya dumbass.
Super Mario Freddy i agree with you 199%
Ayden Jones it’s their not there. You can’t get on somebody for spelling errors when you have no idea how grammar works
I like to play the Lemmiwinks song when the Kennys play Raquel Welch in Gamera.
I think throughout this whole movie, you could do a drinking game for every moment you hear about "Expo 70".
And dammit Kenny's! Stop interrupting the final fights!!
Wait... He has unusual but limited moves can only do each so many times a movie changes appearances and powers sometimes AND gets bossed around by young people.. is gamera the first Pokemon?
Good thing u did not bring up the elephant trunk being cut open.
+Anthony Asencio I wonder how many children were traumatized for life by that scene.
+KRhetor even as an adult I found it sick and something you can't get out the head..
+KRhetor even as an adult I found it sick and something you can't get out the head.."
+Anthony Asencio you know for kids!
+Anthony Asencio so we're just going to forget Guiron cutting Gyaos' head off then continue cutting Gyaos' body like cold-cuts or when Viras makes his crew members shed the human skin and merges with them? (yeah creepy stuff)
One thing I've never understood in older Kaiju films is an intense announcement of what they are officially deciding to call the monster.. They even did it in Ghidorah: The Three Headed Monster
13:38
Oh no now Gamera has three young monster inside of him
GAMERA IS PREGNEAT OH GOD!
You mean 2 monsters one innocent being
@@patmurph7769lol
14:50 would have made more sense to say the sound waves made through the transmitter disrupt the electrical signals in the JB's brain
Kenny’s dad looks like Officer Cornjob from the last film!! Also, Pokèmon didn’t come out for another 25 years when Expo ‘70 happened.
How about a Rejected Ultra Kaiju Pavilion instead?
It's the same actor
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815Yea, that definitely works.
@@rdobson5413Well then that proves it.
The song of the intro was amazing!!!
I kno make sure too listen to all the intros. Each one has there own art ending.
The Expo 70 footage is literally the only thing I enjoy about this movie.
I grew up in Japan (military brat) and my childhood home was within walking distance of Expo Park. You could actually see the Tower of the Sun from my bedroom window.
"I'm not going to argue with science" said immediately after arguing with science. LMBO!
Jiger is my favorite Gamera villain
Italy thinks that everything is a King Kong movie
And Germany sometimes put Frankenstein into kaiju movie titles.
John Mickel Thor? Somebody is a Canadian! 🤗
7:54 jiger is making love to the buildings
Hey so
The flying scenes in Reptilicus were more convincing.
thanks Brandon Tenold you know when I have a tough day your reviews make me laugh and your reviews make you much different from all critics you're alright I like you
me before the kenny turns around: oh ok then a kenny. great.
me when i see the kenny's eyebrows: *gags*
Jiger: Let’s make a baby
Gamera: Haha! I’m in danger 🙂
They love the letter X so damn much in Japan.
1:43 that intro music fits perfectly... Said no human being ever.
1:39 Well every Monster movie in italy IS called King Kong with the opponent Monsters names in the titles of the Godzilla movies being replaced by King kong
9:10 the dad is derping out
Jiger used to scare me as a kid, I used to hid in my blankets when I see her lol
why the hell they called jiger monster x. which there was a monster named monster x in godzilla final wars.
Nickivonroy Yeah but Final Wars came out in 2004
Msagz Jr. Dai-whatsisname studio has a time machine, you fool.
Because X sounds cool and mysterioys.
12:10 "Godzilla tore me apart for that one..." What? Why else do you think the Death Battle happened? :P
You mean Godzilla likes mothra well that will happen in kotm and in the next legendary Godzilla movie
@@kareemasadq5587 Yes that was the joke I was going for.
@@SuperSwordman1 hey it's cute and it's cannon in kotm let's hope they don't go and have sex and let's hope it doesn't go too far like the SONIC FAN BASE
@@kareemasadq5587 Wait it is canon? SHit now I have to see King of the Monsters
@@SuperSwordman1 yeah it is
This is the first Gamera movie I saw.Found it while browsing through Hulu one day
I'm surprised you didn't regret what you said that monster turns people into skeletons
after 20/20 are you going to lease King Kong versus Godzilla
I'm amazed I never saw this one. Now i have to track it down
When Jiger turn those people into skeletons I said JESUS!
Cue Thriller by Michael Jackson.
Did anyone realize that at 0:28 the leg was already starting to come off before the laser hit it?
So are you gonna go over the 90's trilogy and the 2006 one or just give your general opinions on them?
He did Gamera the brave so hopefully he does the trilogy.
I saw this one as a kid and my kid brain actually liked it.
monster x from Godzilla: am I a joke you
You know, I'm pretty sure the two Kenny kids commited murder. Cause neither Gamera or Jigar had a say in the prosses AND the baby was alive up until it got wacked on the head by the kids. Cause, you never know, maybe Gamera wanted a baby Gamera. Godzilla got a son, why can't Gamera have one too?
Also, maybe if they wrote in something like "Oh, civilians/refugees are being kept safe in the Expo." I think it would have made sense when the actors tell Gamera to keep Jigar away from it.
Pixie Bubbles That baby was a parasite and It was killing Gamera.
Ya'know... cause it was quite literally killing him.
CaptainMarvell92 Returns parasitic lizards are people too.
That baby Jiger is a parasite killing him from the inside out. Remember what happened to Dagon after he was defeated by MUTO Prime?
14:43 That's Japanese Dumbledore right there.
Bruh I can't feel like Dat is racist
Stewie P I only do it because Brandon Tenold said some character in the first Gamera looked like Japanese Kernel Sanders.
If hearing the Gamera theme song playing over and over has taught me one thing, it's that I truly, truly hate the sound of children singing.
Can the coolest reviewer ever make a review of my favorite movie that I have ever watched?It is Godzilla:Final Wars.Oh yeah and you forgot to put the part where you see the worms in the elephants trunk.
17:04 *pop!*
Jiger: aaaaaaaaaa
My favorite of the Gamera series 👊
Damn now I'm going to have that Gamera song going in my head all day.
Have you ever considered reviewing "Attack of the 50 foot woman" or one of it's remakes or parodies?
Awesome stuff Brandon, keep up the good work. I love it.
Brandon:oh god a keny! Go back to the stock footage
Me: no
12:06 rodan is about to be pissed if he finds out about that
Love the MST3K references, I love watching it, along with Rifftrax
As a child I LOVED Gamera movies.
As an adult Gamera VS Monster X is the only one I find watchable.
3:54 Hold on a minute, the African guy is upset that they’re stealing the statue, and because they stole it, a monster is unleashed called “JIGER”.
😥YIKES!
You know that was a really important expo. Lying about going there might lead to the end of the world.
Brandon, Brandon, have I got a couple of movies for you....for some reason TH-cam isn't letting me paste the URLs, but do a search on both "Return of the Dinosaurs" and "Attack of the Super Monsters." No they aren't retitled Gamera films, they're....well, just watch them. Goofy meter goes up to eleven on both.
+KRhetor Know that thanks to me, he has these films on DVD-R, so its not TOTALLY beyond the realm of possibility. But the Patreon demands other reviews for now.
+Enshohma It's all cool! Love your artwork for the vids, BTW!
I just noticed...after 30 years...they let two 10 years old drive a submersible inside a 400 ton giant turtle that may be alive...what kind of parents & adults are these ppl...ooh, a kid movie..