I remember at a cousin's wedding, me and one of my cousins made up this absolutely ridiculous game of jumping and headbutting the balloons, with unforeseen and yet retrospectively, entirely obvious results as soon as we both decided to go for the same balloon.
Sean's "yeah; always pork" and going in to song is a good example of how much performance you can squeeze out of the less inspired version of "yes and" that replaces the "and" with ", exclusively".
I have seen this video on my feed THREE times and EVERY time I thought I had already watched half of it but it was just DAVID'S RED STRIPE ON HIS JUMPER ON THE FRIGGIN THUMBNAIL
That pronunciation on Jon without ‘an haa-ch’ made my day. As an American w a lot of British family, there being a massive argument about ‘Thanksgiving’s’ appropriate pronunciation using that way of saying H remains an amusing memory. (My youngest cousins assumed it was something to do w the military industrial complex, ie Tanks, since Iraq was new, and the elder ones decided to join in to annoy their dad)
@Shaekur ROUF I know what you mean. It makes me happy to be this well-versed in Catsdown lore. Even if it is one of the reasons why I'm famous for letting my family down.
That pronunciation on Jon without ‘an haa-ch’ made my day. As an American w a lot of British family, there being a massive argument about ‘Thanksgiving’s’ appropriate pronunciation using that way of saying H remains an amusing memory. (My young cousins assumed it was something to do w the military industrial complex, ie Tanks, since Iraq was new, and the elder ones decided to join in to annoy their dad)
I live in America and I have been binge watching all of the 8 Out of 10 Cats videos that I can find. Especially the ones with Jon Richardson in them... He defines comedy in my opinion. I think over the past few months, I have watched almost everything he's been in. Too bad, due to the lack of sense of humor in America, we can't have this type of comedy here. Too many people in America are spineless and take shit to heart way too much! What I would love to see though is Jack Whitehall and Jon Richardson do a show together, other than a game show or even a chat show. More along the lines of something adventurous would be freakin funny as hell! To put the adolescent and comical behaviors of Jack Whitehall with the OCD playing it perfectly safe comical behavior of Jon Richardson together? One of them would be bound to crack the hell open and I would put my money on Jon Richardson. Because he would not in any way be willing to do anything outside of his normal boxed life routines... Haha The sense of humor in the UK is entertaining! Glad to see that you either lack those with a constant stick up their asses or yall just don't give two shits about those with the constant stick up their asses! Haha... Either way, America is forced to cater to ours!! This country has turned into Pansy central!!
yeah, if american comedy fans ever heard an edgy guy like jon richardson I shudder to think what would happen, since they're only used to hearing bitch ass play it safe comedians like george carlin, louis c.k., daniel tosh, anthony jeselnik, jim norton, doug stanhope etc. I honestly don't believe american comedy fans would ever have the balls to hear a british man complain about germs.
I don't know if this post precedes Jon's appearance on Taskmaster, but if you want to see him push limits find it and watch it. I only recently discovered the show and was very pleased to see him on the series.
Sean's "right between the eyes!" was my favorite part of this clip and you cut the video right out 👎 thanks for posting the audio behind the credits anyways 🤣
guys theres this bit i saw in a compilation once that i cant remember. see if u can help out. there was a guy, a one time guest, who had to do a challenge of like helping jon not choke on food? and so he like did the chest pump thing from behind and then kissed him on the cheek? i cant remember
Apparently cigaret was the American English spelling from 1820-1835. I still think that considering that to be the implied still current spelling is a silly as believing 'ordynarye' is current in British English.
At 4:15, when she says they could spell cigarette the American way, what does she mean? I’m an American and have only seen it spelled “cigarette”, and they’re aren’t enough T’s.
Larry is nothing compared to johnny But i see what you mean, another similarity they both are known as their character while their real names and personalities are forgotten.
If you want to get a tapeworm eat some pork If you want to get a tapeworm eat some pork Chicken, beef and lamb of course If you want to get a tapeworm eat some pork
Do YOU have a wedding story as awkward as Isy's?!
Watch the FULL SERIES: bit.ly/2vQu7Rm
So funny. Love it!
Why is the channel 4 app not available in Australia? Please make it available in Australia
I remember at a cousin's wedding, me and one of my cousins made up this absolutely ridiculous game of jumping and headbutting the balloons, with unforeseen and yet retrospectively, entirely obvious results as soon as we both decided to go for the same balloon.
I'm afraid my wedding story is far more disturbing & scary than Isy's because the end result was being married
this set of clips is getting milked quite a bit,make new ones
Gotta love Rachel with the deadpan.
"Are there numbers up to a hundred?"
"Yeah."
Bad news mate. Because officially she is the second most hated woman in Britain. That's official - I work in statistics.
@@karendegenerous600 ok don't care
@@karendegenerous600 Why?
@@PotatoMC1 jealousy
@@karendegenerous600 No, she isn't. No, it's not. And no, you don't...
RIP Sean Lock, genuinely one of the funniest comedians I ever watched and he's passed way too early, you will be deeply missed
Seeing his face and hearing his voice makes me so sad yet so happy at the same time... The world will never be the same without his amazing houmour :(
Sean Locke was the best. Legit love these videos because of him. Really loved the chemistry he had with Miles, they were just absolute gold
One of my favorite episodes is when him and Boone found that hatch in the jungle
Sean's "yeah; always pork" and going in to song is a good example of how much performance you can squeeze out of the less inspired version of "yes and" that replaces the "and" with ", exclusively".
I have seen this video on my feed THREE times and EVERY time I thought I had already watched half of it but it was just DAVID'S RED STRIPE ON HIS JUMPER ON THE FRIGGIN THUMBNAIL
Alice Langman Was
Thank you! Me too!!
Get ready. Our trailer for Revolution of the Daleks is almost here. @Doctor Who
Snap.
As a Swiss person, I can confirm that Yodelr would be really handy to help me find more of my kind.
Boris Müller jodel is a thing, just download it and see for yourself
It shows you post from other jodlers within 10 km of your position
Can you not hear yodellers? I thought that was the whole point?
Swiss 🙋🏼♀️🙋🏼♀️
Same bro
Seeing Jon on strictly would make life worthing living
You are a genius
can someone start a petition to get him on strictly
Both Jon and Lucy Beaumont would be great.
"It's got 3 corners, innit?"
Painful to see. Cringe factor infinity.
His answer really fits with the joke "Well, yes and no"
@@oH_._ i don't get it. The triangle does have 3 corners right?
Cp Gautam well, yes and no
@@Sudzy06 haha, but i dont get the joke, can u explain?
'Call me if you wanna hear me shit this out' Gets me every single time 😂😂😂
Azat Rum best clip of all time from this show
Sarah Millican didn't look amused at all.... which is quite ironic as most of her stand up material is based around bodily functions1 LOL
“I was playing with myself”
-susie dent
I always lose it when Johnny says "I used to sell tea bags". Not even in the context of the joke, just that line
Is it battery
Who's the guy holding the teddy bear?
@@vincentphilip9712 bit late but freddie flintoff
Roisin usually misses out bits of important grammar
More like “Bat-re-ie”
Is it noise?
5:24 Roisin
Love roisin, my fave female comedian!
thank you for these videos they brighten up my tragic life
Jimmy?
The bride's legs that is... 😂🔥
0:33
Had to bring the brightness of my phone down
His teeth were blinding me
"Jon without a H"
That pronunciation on Jon without ‘an haa-ch’ made my day. As an American w a lot of British family, there being a massive argument about ‘Thanksgiving’s’ appropriate pronunciation using that way of saying H remains an amusing memory.
(My youngest cousins assumed it was something to do w the military industrial complex, ie Tanks, since Iraq was new, and the elder ones decided to join in to annoy their dad)
@@UnsolicitedContext What the heck did I just read?
I mean, it's a short form of Jonathan so Jon is fine? Still a good laugh :p
Johnny Vegas and that cake Jesus that made my week 😂
When he said "call now to see me shit this out" I lost it haha
The pork bit never gets old to me 😂
Joey is a sweetly, innocent, goofy, yet confident guy. And I honestly think it’s adorable. Some of the things he says just makes me laugh. Lol
I’ve just stopped myself during my workout and set a 30 second timer and managed to count to 100. Life is good despite not having one
I’ve just done the same! We’re clearly talented!
"Call me now if you wanna hear me shit this out" got me gud🤣
Johnny Vegas and Sean Locke. What a combo!
And I bet after Susie had that cigarette, that's when she kicked that dog to death. xD
All this immediately after that time at the glory hole
@Shaekur ROUF I know what you mean. It makes me happy to be this well-versed in Catsdown lore. Even if it is one of the reasons why I'm famous for letting my family down.
@@seanclements6206 for that episode they should have hired steel panther just to play "glory hole"
There was a sheeeep giving biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirth in the fieeeeld XD i just love the accent
Sean had that big bang response ready to go instantly but he let Holly finish asking the rest of the question
That pronunciation on Jon without ‘an haa-ch’ made my day. As an American w a lot of British family, there being a massive argument about ‘Thanksgiving’s’ appropriate pronunciation using that way of saying H remains an amusing memory.
(My young cousins assumed it was something to do w the military industrial complex, ie Tanks, since Iraq was new, and the elder ones decided to join in to annoy their dad)
British Comedy > anything else
ashley richards Irish Comedy > British Comedy > anything else
@@saoirsedeltufo7436 ashley richards > Irish comedy > British comedy > anything else
Kris Akabusi > ashley richards > Irish comedy > British comedy > anything else > ManBearPig
@@saoirsedeltufo7436 I've never seen any funny Irish comedy apart from Father Ted.
JohnyG29 Tommy Tiernan, Dara Ó Briain, Dylan Moran, Aisling Bea. Some of the best comedians out there are Irish
"Call me now if you wanna hear me shit myself." 😂😂😂😂
Danny dyers actually the direct descendent of Edward the 1st😂
True fact
most people probably are when you think about how many generations it is.
Ben Tibbles there are a lot but not loads
It's p much everyone in the UK 😂
I absolutely love Cats Does Countdown!
English comedians taking the Micky out of each other is the funniest thing 😂😂
Yeah, shame cancel culture can't handle it!
(Not so fun) Fact:
Pigs get tapeworms by drinking water contaminated with human excrement containing the eggs of the tapeworm.
I bet you’re always the life of every party
@@SachinSharma-he3yf How could you tell, I get my small talk skills from Jon
I think you'll find, you can only get a tapeworm from some pork..
So what came first? The pig, the tapeworm, or the human shit?
Look, how many times do we have to repeat this???
🔊 ♪♫♬ "You can only get a tapeworm of some pork! ..." ♪♫♬
"call me now if you want to hear me shit this out" Classic Johnny Vegas!
Who here immediately tried to count to a 100 in 30 sec?
I got to 36 before I stopped, thinking "Wtf am I doing?"
Yeah and did it easy peasy!
I did exactly what Jon did...
Skipped a load of numbers at the end.
Fucking missed it by 1.4 seconds
I just love Jon ❤️
It doesn't matter how many times I see it but whenever Vic does the whistling thing with those teeth in I end up in tears
I’m so happy I’m British we have some of the best comedians in the world 😂
Anybody else notice that Jon's counting goes "...77...76..."?
Beef can also be a source of a large tapeworm variety, but more commonly from eggs in undercooked pork and give you small ones.
"I was at a wedding and the bride was shot" is an important plot point in "Lorna Doone".
I thought the red line on the sweater in the thumbnail was me being halfway through this video
Same
That’s a set of teeth int it haha. Set of knashers on the boy
AaronMcGinn I still would tho to be fair
I love the tapeworm part
I live in America and I have been binge watching all of the 8 Out of 10 Cats videos that I can find. Especially the ones with Jon Richardson in them... He defines comedy in my opinion. I think over the past few months, I have watched almost everything he's been in. Too bad, due to the lack of sense of humor in America, we can't have this type of comedy here. Too many people in America are spineless and take shit to heart way too much!
What I would love to see though is Jack Whitehall and Jon Richardson do a show together, other than a game show or even a chat show. More along the lines of something adventurous would be freakin funny as hell! To put the adolescent and comical behaviors of Jack Whitehall with the OCD playing it perfectly safe comical behavior of Jon Richardson together? One of them would be bound to crack the hell open and I would put my money on Jon Richardson. Because he would not in any way be willing to do anything outside of his normal boxed life routines... Haha
The sense of humor in the UK is entertaining! Glad to see that you either lack those with a constant stick up their asses or yall just don't give two shits about those with the constant stick up their asses! Haha... Either way, America is forced to cater to ours!! This country has turned into Pansy central!!
Slap Of Reality watch “the I.T crowd”
yeah, if american comedy fans ever heard an edgy guy like jon richardson I shudder to think what would happen, since they're only used to hearing bitch ass play it safe comedians like george carlin, louis c.k., daniel tosh, anthony jeselnik, jim norton, doug stanhope etc. I honestly don't believe american comedy fans would ever have the balls to hear a british man complain about germs.
Yeah England is elite if you need British tv sitcoms/panel shows I can tell you some good ones
I don't know if this post precedes Jon's appearance on Taskmaster, but if you want to see him push limits find it and watch it. I only recently discovered the show and was very pleased to see him on the series.
1:55 Would make a great desktop background
Is it concerning that I may be falling for Jon?
6:25 to 6:45, this CRACKED ME UP
Is it sad i tried to count to 100 in 30 secs and i acctualy managed to do it why am i excited😂😂😭😁
2:21 wasn’t he related to royal blood this guy?! So the opposite which makes it even funnier ;-)
Sean's "right between the eyes!" was my favorite part of this clip and you cut the video right out 👎 thanks for posting the audio behind the credits anyways 🤣
AAAHHHHHH That sheep story cracks me the fuck up
4:15 Susie proving all we hear is true.
Did anyone else here the phone ring at 7:15
9:14... 74, 75, 78, 77, 76, 79....
Jon realized it and made a nice quick swap...😃.
Now do the alphabet backwards in 30 seconds...😊
The tapeworm bit is the funniest thing
can we have a video of sean lock laughing really hard
You ought to put which series and episode each clip is from as there are some of these I’d love to watch the whole episode... 😎👍
7:49 - Johnny Vegas' Special One Time Only Offer : "Call me now if you wanna hear me shit this out!"
“Random funny quote from the video.”
guys theres this bit i saw in a compilation once that i cant remember. see if u can help out. there was a guy, a one time guest, who had to do a challenge of like helping jon not choke on food? and so he like did the chest pump thing from behind and then kissed him on the cheek? i cant remember
Rachels body is OUTSTANDING!
It is so hard to count to 100 in 30 seconds
I think he skipped 10
Could be done in chinese. Certainly not in spanish with only 3 monosyllabic digits.
I tried counting to 100 in 30 secs and got as far as 83. It's really tough :(
It's quite tough to count to 100 in less than 30s
All 4 why is your content not in HD?
In the beginning that guy was trying to show off knowing a triangle has three corners.
Got to 108!!
you should do 'best of audience'
6:00 Sarah's got it wrong. There IS a Yorkie just for girls.
Yeah but its the rank raisin one
Like who tf wants that
life with = music and comedy =all that matters
Suzie Dent is Adorable.
9:15 He gets 78 and 77 the wrong way around. Jon can't count to 100. It also took me WAY too long to notice this.
76 as well
75, 78, 77, 76
Its like he realized it and tried to slip in what he missed before moving on.
I think it was on purpose that he skipped some numbers but realized it was too early for the joke.
Which season and episode in joey Essex on?
Series 5, episode 2! bit.ly/2BBU3U2 😀
@@Channel4Entertainment thanks! 👍
10:03 - You’re welcome
What's Suzie thinking? Cigarette the American way is... Cigarette.
Apparently cigaret was the American English spelling from 1820-1835. I still think that considering that to be the implied still current spelling is a silly as believing 'ordynarye' is current in British English.
@@SabertoothDeathmouse In Newcastle we spell cigarette like this: Tab
Zigarette
For some reason, 'cigaret' was an accepted Associated Press Style Guide spelling through the early 70s.
Is it true that comments mentioning the Wumao get instantly removed on yt?
At 4:15, when she says they could spell cigarette the American way, what does she mean? I’m an American and have only seen it spelled “cigarette”, and they’re aren’t enough T’s.
Americans spell it like 'cigaret'
@@JBurnsJourno I wouldn't be surprised
@@JBurnsJourno no we don't
@@joelluber in the past, you did but it has since changed
Johnny looks like English Larry the Cable Guy.
Larry is nothing compared to johnny
But i see what you mean, another similarity they both are known as their character while their real names and personalities are forgotten.
This game most be more difficult for Americans when they compete. They have to remember how brits spell things
Lol
I know they spell and pronounce things differently but i would bet they spell must with a u not an o
Lol
mike dutdut I’m very confused of how cigarette is spelt in England now lol 😂
Envy Primer the same way you’ve spelt it, there’s a different variant that used to be used in the US though and it was just ‘cigaret’
I had just been watching a korea ghost movie, and came here to calm my nerves.
Rachel in that pink dress 😍🙌
8:00 - I snorted my tea out of both nostrils.... b*st*rd!!!
"Is there battery!?" bahaha
If you want to get a tapeworm eat some pork
If you want to get a tapeworm eat some pork
Chicken, beef and lamb of course
If you want to get a tapeworm eat some pork
How do you spell cigarette the American way??
Gee Race sandwich
Cigaret, but it's not commonly used.
*Isn't this re-upload from 2 days ago? :-/*
same shit different contributor...you will probably see it again in two days from someone else...
What does Bob actually say about his brother's wedding??
"The bride's legs died" ???
"It's lovely to see them together... the bride's legs, that is"
I get it now. That is bloody hilarious 😂
That time David said "Shite" another word that would have worked is "Mephisto" wich would be a very good word
Linkeschamlippe 69 isn't Mephisto a name
It's a noun.
Good spot though.
Which episode is the one with Jon and Jack Whitehall in a team?
Lol anyone else go back and start counting to a 100 with Jon?.....no... just me?...well OK.
Anyway I got to 99
I went from 20 to ninety somehow. Idk 😂
Correct me if I'm wrong, did he actually stuff up around the 70s. Did he count 75, 77, 76.
What’s the Jimmy Carr exposing himself to a pet cemetery joke?
I just worked out to count to 100 in 30 seconds you would have to say a number every 0.3 seconds.
No, that is NOT a typical American portion size that Johnny was eating there. :|
It was far too small. XD
This is the fourth distinct compilation that includes Jon only counting to 90. I don't think we need any more.
Was Kate Nash in one of these?
Fartzam would be a good addition to Fartbook from the show Letterkenny.
Sean omg
Best of Fabio?