"Then make medicine or whatever you call it." "I can't make medicine." "Then why do you call yourself a doctor?" "You friend didn't give me the medicine so I had to use the hard way." "Oh no, don't tell me that you..." "Yep. I destroyed his car." "Thank God. I thought you killed him or something." This mission was hilarious.
My idea was start with a longass Target13-style cutscene, have inconsistent headshottability, and have one of the lines be "wait, ALL OF THEM?!", maybe referring to an enemy with each weapon being in Groove Stret. Maybe also have them be enemies to kill... except you can run past and make the gameplay 5 seconds long. You can put that into your mission if you like, I'm too lazy. Oh, and if Josh is the player character, have the model be the long-haired British guy, like the character named Josh in that one mission, the guy with the itchy balls.
23:00 in portuguese, "á prova de tudo" means "everything proof" in a imune to everything way, but if he wrote "a prova de tudo" it does mean "the proof of everything" in a nerd theory/explanation way
A glimmer of hope and happiness shining Josh's face in that "Jump your car" mission bring back to the time when Josh excited with Chainsaw Rooftop Fight. DYOM changes man. *EDIT: The Groove Street vs Aztecas mission is such a complex poetry and thought-provoking mission.
38:10 i used that time limit objective in my quiz game mission that i never finished. time limit objective checks if you finished all objectives between 2 timelimits, heres a dyom editor example which is easier to understand: 01: timelimit 69s (this checks all objectives below it) 02: insert objective/s here 03: timelimit disable (this is the cutoff of that check) in this case, the objective is to kill 25 enemies but their markers are hidden because "immersion", and time limit disable isnt necessary because mission ends there anyway. if you dont complete it and the timer runs out, it fails the mission. very cool feature, more people should use it but most of them probably dont use dyom editor, and its really sucky to make in game unless its as basic as this rampage mission. i should probably finish my mission now, but due to my habit of overcomplicating things + burnout/laziness, it might never happen lol.
Josh forgets that he can blow up cars by shooting in the gas tank. It would save a lot of time in many of these missions. Especially, when enemies are grouped next to multiple cars.
They seem to almost always disable the gas tank blowing up the car feature in these missions for some reason, though (like at 19:42). But yeah Josh should probably check it more often, it's just that it's unlikely to pay off so he probably got lazy with it.
a bit uncanny that there are similarities between that "brothers in arms" mission and beginning of the movie about wolverine's origins. i think that creator just took the main narrative about brothers being recruited into special forces/drafted and doing some missions for sergeant specifically, then one of the brothers rebelled and left because "killing innocent civilians is bad".
Spawning into the ocean in eerie silence and fog while waiting to start the next mission is a weird staple of dyom now. Feels very relieving when it starts. And you have to love the irony of low wage fast food workers turning into low priced meat.
That mission was nice. When playing single player a lot of us enjoyed jumping from the ramp in Mount Chiliad, so the guy decided turning it into a mission. I also loved the dialogue in broken english, certainly somebody who is learning english and wanted to make the mission so that english speaking players would understand.
the rampage mission is just 25 enemies you have to kill. You killed even more, actually, since you also killed randomly spawned grove members, which don't count
2:06 Do we see the Hamburglar? 1:00:25 Serves U right. : D D D. (Maybe an off-line DYOM Session, Type all Airport Locations and vehicle spawns.) Then update list when you find new vehicle spawns on map during runs. Writing down the locations and vehicle types: bike, plane, car and heli might help memory even if you don't look at list. 1. Maybe try to list only Airport vehicles first. 2.Then highlight video when finding other spawns while on a run. (Use missions from Single player game as landmarks, " 5 blocks South of Deconstuction", or whatever Landmarks work best for you during editing.) I will try and go thru and to look for Vehicles, Type, Place and Time. From older videos. I'll leave the Landmarks up to you.😄
thanks to josh the entire dyom showroom of dyom is filled with joshimuiz crappy missions and now that he wants more josh missions so he can play them and ruin everything that is allready bad@@lordbrytvin3178
thanks to joshimuz the entire dyom website is filled with trash missions and i dont care if i neeed to give a law suit to josh i will make him stop doing anything envolving dyom runs one day@@MaxerV19
"Then make medicine or whatever you call it."
"I can't make medicine."
"Then why do you call yourself a doctor?"
"You friend didn't give me the medicine so I had to use the hard way."
"Oh no, don't tell me that you..."
"Yep. I destroyed his car."
"Thank God. I thought you killed him or something."
This mission was hilarious.
I'm calling it now, the Joshimuz Missions episode will be at least 50% troll missions.
50% is too low
@@sparki_ That's why I said "at least". :P
There's already a mission that rattles off memes from Josh's DYOM streams, so it's looking very promising.
My idea was start with a longass Target13-style cutscene, have inconsistent headshottability, and have one of the lines be "wait, ALL OF THEM?!", maybe referring to an enemy with each weapon being in Groove Stret. Maybe also have them be enemies to kill... except you can run past and make the gameplay 5 seconds long. You can put that into your mission if you like, I'm too lazy. Oh, and if Josh is the player character, have the model be the long-haired British guy, like the character named Josh in that one mission, the guy with the itchy balls.
@@BloodThirstyAvengersDon't forget to have shirtless bald guy zombies.
23:00 in portuguese, "á prova de tudo" means "everything proof" in a imune to everything way, but if he wrote "a prova de tudo" it does mean "the proof of everything" in a nerd theory/explanation way
A glimmer of hope and happiness shining Josh's face in that "Jump your car" mission bring back to the time when Josh excited with Chainsaw Rooftop Fight. DYOM changes man.
*EDIT: The Groove Street vs Aztecas mission is such a complex poetry and thought-provoking mission.
38:10 i used that time limit objective in my quiz game mission that i never finished.
time limit objective checks if you finished all objectives between 2 timelimits, heres a dyom editor example which is easier to understand:
01: timelimit 69s (this checks all objectives below it)
02: insert objective/s here
03: timelimit disable (this is the cutoff of that check)
in this case, the objective is to kill 25 enemies but their markers are hidden because "immersion", and time limit disable isnt necessary because mission ends there anyway. if you dont complete it and the timer runs out, it fails the mission.
very cool feature, more people should use it but most of them probably dont use dyom editor, and its really sucky to make in game unless its as basic as this rampage mission.
i should probably finish my mission now, but due to my habit of overcomplicating things + burnout/laziness, it might never happen lol.
Can’t wait to watch this in full after my birthday dinner today, thanks Josh!
27:17 bro went flying just like adolfer did, RIP adolfer and random warfighter
A lot of good missions in this video, nice.
26:55 that was a really fast takeoff
Sigma Grindset Tip#1306 - Kick your date off the bike to go faster
57:56 for those who are asking what time stamp the comment meant
I, for one, am extremely satisfied with this intro tbh, lmao
38:10 for the thumbnail.
cape with no hero
Thanks man
Noooooooo. First Brian, then Sezr? This one is an emotional rollercoaster and I'm only fifteen minutes in. Wen will kill stop?
The car that is the proof of everything made the mission much funnier than it should have been
Josh forgets that he can blow up cars by shooting in the gas tank.
It would save a lot of time in many of these missions.
Especially, when enemies are grouped next to multiple cars.
What if the gas tank is located on the enemies' side?
@@somerandomdude7785 Drive around? Sure, this is not always applicable, but it was applicable at least a few times in this video.
They seem to almost always disable the gas tank blowing up the car feature in these missions for some reason, though (like at 19:42). But yeah Josh should probably check it more often, it's just that it's unlikely to pay off so he probably got lazy with it.
58:02 Lol wow. You'd do that to faye if she was slowing you down lol
a bit uncanny that there are similarities between that "brothers in arms" mission and beginning of the movie about wolverine's origins. i think that creator just took the main narrative about brothers being recruited into special forces/drafted and doing some missions for sergeant specifically, then one of the brothers rebelled and left because "killing innocent civilians is bad".
As Dyom mission designer, I always rip off movies to create storylines.
neat idea, never thought of that
31:11 The two brothers only injured their fellow soldiers. If they killed them then the punishment would've been execution.
Spawning into the ocean in eerie silence and fog while waiting to start the next mission is a weird staple of dyom now. Feels very relieving when it starts.
And you have to love the irony of low wage fast food workers turning into low priced meat.
the ending was perfect
the 2nd mission just, really made me want to go back to like 2014 where the interent and games were nicer lol
That mission was nice. When playing single player a lot of us enjoyed jumping from the ramp in Mount Chiliad, so the guy decided turning it into a mission. I also loved the dialogue in broken english, certainly somebody who is learning english and wanted to make the mission so that english speaking players would understand.
I'd prefer 2010 but yeah
Kinda sad not to see your head slightly swaying left and right for the few first seconds xD
If possible with the filter feature, would be interesting to see you play random missions that use that GTA United mod.
12:07 sorry for the nitpick josh but that said aztecs, not aztecas 😅
Yeah but later in the mission they said aztecas 😅😅😅😅
I bet that army voice of yours makes Faye's knees weak.
Alex the motorcycle expert
Great first mission. Opening up with restaurant warfare.
the rampage mission is just 25 enemies you have to kill. You killed even more, actually, since you also killed randomly spawned grove members, which don't count
Finally GTA video!🎉🎉
2:06 Do we see the Hamburglar? 1:00:25 Serves U right. : D D D.
(Maybe an off-line DYOM Session, Type all Airport Locations and vehicle spawns.) Then update list when you find new vehicle spawns on map during runs. Writing down the locations and vehicle types: bike, plane, car and heli might help memory even if you don't look at list.
1. Maybe try to list only Airport vehicles first.
2.Then highlight video when finding other spawns while on a run. (Use missions from Single player game as landmarks, " 5 blocks South of Deconstuction", or whatever Landmarks work best for you during editing.)
I will try and go thru and to look for Vehicles, Type, Place and Time. From older videos. I'll leave the Landmarks up to you.😄
9:38ish Brother?, I have some questions for Beverly Johnson. Adoption? Or were you just in Love?
hoorraay a happy ending 🙂
1:11:19 I mean, isn't it pretty much the entire storyline of SA?
It sows the Pizza
LOL nice jump bro
The doctor mission was nice
exploding fonts go brrr
the last mission was a storyline that you did a mission twice from it am i right ?
surely the joshimuz missions wont be cringe and have the same 5 jokes repeated over and over riiight??
Perfect ending
true joshimuz%+
No one:
Me when I play DDR: 47:53
Still no BINGO. Now I wonder If there are any Rampages in San Anderas?
GTA DYOM Speedrun (Joshimuz%) is almost here!
5:19 🤣😭
That creator is based for putting a failure state in for killing the girl lmaoooo
44:04 BINGO
Grove for live 👌👌🔝😂👉💯👊👊👊👊
Yaaaaaay!!!!
Whats the deal with non-headshootable enemies, why would you even enable that?
To make fights harder I guess
Or more tedious
12:12 2603 given subs wtf thats 216 years of subs
❤
"Brother in arms" storyline looks a like a complete rip-off from Wolverine: Origin
0:28 TRUE 100%?!!?!??!?
Me pro jump
Damn, that whitewashing of Brian Johnson hits hard
Brian Johnson was adopted, that's why he was white. There is no issue with the lore here.
Please don't Brian.
DO NOT
i canot stand josh bullsh1t with his dumb dyom theories i can stand it anymore
Huh?
thanks to josh the entire dyom showroom of dyom is filled with joshimuiz crappy missions and now that he wants more josh missions so he can play them and ruin everything that is allready bad@@lordbrytvin3178
Ay smoke, what made you flip out like that man?
thanks to joshimuz the entire dyom website is filled with trash missions and i dont care if i neeed to give a law suit to josh i will make him stop doing anything envolving dyom runs one day@@MaxerV19