Please God, let my sweep connect Please God, let my opponent be too preoccupied to punish Please God, let my opponent drop the combo Please God, let my wake up level 3 connect etc
Goddamn. I knew Woolie came from a religiously extreme family, but when the Christians are saying Christmas is satanic, you’re DEEP in there. You’re IN there.
More Power Rangers, with some absurdly wacky plot that veers in directions that you'd never guess but in the end they form the Jesus Baptist Megalord and win with a flaming sword and stock bible passages
My upbringing wasn't nearly as fundamentalist as Woolie's, but I think every religious person has had this experience: someone who goes to the same church/synagogue/temple/youth group as you, who navigates their way through life comfortably, and seems perfectly nice. And then they get you in a corner during coffee hour or some church function, and you find that this person is absolutely, certifiably insane.
The worst part is when they use their religious beliefs as a way to justify their insanity. Like, if believing in god means that I am gonna end up as the same guy that thinks that taking medical treatments is a sin because it "changes your body away from god's design" then I'm one step closer to becoming an atheist.
@@insanemindset2667The thing is that believing in God or any other deity *shouldn't* make you like thid crazy guy. However, church members enable it because it just means "hey, if this guy leaves, we have lost one", even though it would benefit them in the long run
My weird experience was when someone who fancied themselves a priest told me god was resisting the urge to kill me cause I was listening to rap. I had to resist the urge to bring up that God has straight up forgiven murderers and rapists, which is objectively worse than anything I've done. And have engaged in some pretty homoerotic stuff with someone I didn't know that well
Woolie would probably be the richest grifter on the platform if fighting games didn’t save this man’s morals. The Daily Wire would work for him if Father Woolie walked the path.
@@OrvilleScottthe bible says don't listen to everyone who claims to speak for God and that frankly has not lead me astray. Treat them all like the liars they're if you don't know their character
@@ckorp666 same thing in Islam, and I bet if there were more practitioners in Judaism you could look up a lot more examples from Jewish communities too. ...Maybe just religion or cults in general really.
I can’t believe I’m still finding new ways to be dumbfounded by Woolie’s Christian experience growing up. No wonder he left as soon as he could, he got put through the next-to-worst version of it.
Out of all of the things you have ever uploaded, "semen is another kind of milk" said unironically by a real person is the hardest I have ever NOPEd out mid video in a couple years. Like this is right up there with the feeling of getting a few seconds into a bodycam and realizing somebody is about to die and scrambling to click away.
it's really fascinating what being raised in a hardline christian sect does to a man. I was raised in a hardcore catholic house and I see a lot of my own life experiences in woolie. it's nice knowing that I wasnt crazy all those years and the shit i'd hear was a stupid as I thought it was
Dude I feel you. I grew up mormon in a small town, where everyone who wasn't Mormon was treated like a freak. Looking back on my childhood, what was normalized in that community was so fucked in hindsight
Its weird for me cause I was raised in a predominantly (outside of my mother) atheistic family. Several of which, including my brother, were the Richard Dawkins breed of Atheists. My Mother also explicitly told me she would be disappointed in me if I became a Christian because I thought it would make her happy and that we are just going to Church as a family because its a tradition and theres good teachings in the Bible regardless of if I believe in it or not. I was having to learn apologetics, theology and such since the age of 7 because then, like Santa Claus, my family thought I was too old for it and would frequently ask me questions about why I chose to believe, still believed and how I thought it could possibly make sense etc etc. Although the Dawkins tier stuff mostly came from my Brother and from my Dad. Though my Dad was less condescending and disrespectful and more sardonic and bemused.
Every time I hear this it blows my mind because my family are dedicated Baptist Christians and I’ve never had these experiences. With how much I hear from people how crazy the Christian sect I’m a part of is I’d think I would run into more than I do. The craziest member of my family is an uncle that has schizophrenia.
@@Broomer52 I get the feeling completely. I grew up in an American Baptist Missionary family surrounded by Austrian Catholics and Anglicans until my dad moved our family back to the States in 1998, and I never encountered anything even close to what Woolie did there. Even the out of pocket non-denominational Evangelical Christian stuff I DID experience in the States after 1998 was nowhere near as bad as the extremes Woolie suffered through. My mom actively tried her best to shield us from it all, and we actively even stopped going to church once things started getting too toxic for us.
@@Shugamri my mom has been very selective too. She always told me her first moment of realization that not all churches are made equal was when her mom died of suicide (I barely remember that woman, I was too young and from everything I’ve ever heard that woman had uncared for mental problems and was a demon of woman besides) not long after that the pastor used her mother as an example and basically said she was going to hell. Mom swore off that church and found some place better. So I get that sort of stuff does happen but it’s never been my experience. Actually the pastor at my church dose like to talk about that. He always says how as Christians they need to be better because they’ll always form their groups get into the habit of playing virtue signaling game (Christian addition) and just generally be very repellent to people who may want to join. It is a known problem, when it comes down to it regardless of what you believe humans are still humans and humans can be jerks.
Woolie's pain is so real. I grew up mormon and it was almost the exact same thing. This cult shit is wild. You can people to believe anything if you put that gospel tone in your voice
Bro same I grew up JW, and I remember when I was in kindergarten with another Witness girl we had a tornado warning she literally broke down in tears and pissed her pants because she was afraid it was the end of the world. Straight up a doomsday cult.
That's a classic. Even though I'm Christian, I find it funny how they always reach through those conclusions, despite the fact that their numerology doesn't make sense, or it's a coincidence
The thing that kept my grandma from getting me to be religious when I was really young wasn't this level of insanity coming from her. It was that when I heard this level of insanity from OTHER religious people not once did I hear her or any one else religious ever even ATTEMPT to condemn them or keep themselves separate, instead they just ignored it or acted like it didn't exist.
Well, you know, a GOAT is a symbol of the Devil? What with Baphomet bearing the head of the goat, and all of the ritualistic sacrifices in which goats were slaughtered in the name of Satan and all that (man, fuck everything)
I would legit love to hear a Woolie Will Figure It Out on religious trauma. Assuming that’s something he’s comfortable talking about. I grew up in a somewhat similar environment so it’s nice to hear I’m not the only one sometimes.
Also, I keep forgetting that Woolie grew up Seventh Day Adventist, that "They are going to institute Sunday Rule, forcing you to go to church on Sundays" line is so jarring until you remember that Seventh Day Adventists believe that the Sabbath Day is Saturday and that if you're worshipping on Sunday you might as well be Catholic and those guys are literally "pagans" in their minds
For context: this pastor saw a satirical article about Starbucks putting semen in coffee and thought it was 100% real. Despite multiple people pointing out that the article wasn’t real, he REFUSES to back down.
I was triggered watching this live, I am triggered watching this again now. We all ESCAPED THAT life however we could, but fear for those still trapped by it.
I feel that fear dude. My sister is still into that life, and family gatherings just give off a wave of just straight up evil coming off of her. Like Dio and Puchi walked into the room and handed me a bible.
I can never escape that life. I want to surgically remove that foundation from my life, but it's there. Christianity will always be a part of my foundation even though I renounced my faith a decade ago, and I HATE that I have to accept that! The only solace I have is when I am forced to converse with a group of christians at church, listening to them talk about the end-times and how, "It was God's plan," and I'm just nodding my head while thinking to myself, "This is a fucking cult! This was a cult all along!" As long as I have the ability to question Christianity, there is a chance that I'll abide by my own convictions, my own path; not the path of some abrahamic god, even if it's real.
Knew Woolie dealt with some serious religious overbearing, but this really puts it into a perspective I can relate to. No idea how on earth parents and pastors can live with themselves terrifying children like this.
Sadly, because they justify themselves, or shrug it off instead of kicking the person out. It gets worse if it's in a small town, where everyone knows each other
@@Royalname31 It's pretty easy too to not think about the feelings of children and the future ramifcations of what they internalize. They're just kids after all! And on the flip side, sanitizing stuff and trying to protect kids too much can also end up badly.
Yeah that was real as fuck, though I've usually seen (mostly milder, less conspiracy theory-tier) versions of this Every Sunday sermon is basically a monster of the week format, but with more yelling, sweat towels, and organs punctuating every other word while some (usually) woman "in the spirit" is sprinting up and down the aisles screeching "hallelujah"
@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeatYeah, I grew up hopping between black/african american pentecostal and evangelical churches across Ontario and occasionally the US lmao While it isn't specifically a race thing, those churches were similar levels of insane. Baptist denominations were generally much more chill in my experience, because (afaik at the time) the "holy ghost" stuff wasn't part of their beliefs, I think
What Woolie is talking about is how conspiracy theorists (and fundies) will start off with a basic premise (something about how people like milk) and will just take huge leaps of logic (which is basically semen) and thus whatever shit I’m saying is correct (Starbucks evil something something?) Important to learn this because, as Woolie demonstrates, it’s very easy to start off with something very simple which will convince you to some dark, insane thinking.
They also operate from a worldview where: Everything is connected, nothing is an accident, and nothing is as it seems. If someone gives you those vibes, you are listening to a conspiracy theorist!
I'm right there with Woolie. I was told the same thing about the end times and about the rapture happening any day now. The difference is it ruined my life. I thought, life is over anyways so who cares? I dropped out of school because, hey, why am I wasting my time there? Then I indulged in harmful behavior because screw it! I'll destroy my body because who cares? It wasn't until my twenties when I was able to shake those chains off me but by then it was too late. So, yeah, don't do that to your kids, please.
a "funny" thing, my father specially was always full on the conspiracy side of things but he had... a different take on all of that, he was religious and used to go to church a lot but he dismissed 90% of all the sermons, he only believed on what he himself read in the bibble, he believed the world was going to end but not because of satan but because of illuminati. He didn't think there waa conspiracy to make people praise satan but that the conspiracy is to make us to serve the evil rich people that because they are evil they don't like christians.
@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeatExactly. Hell, the point of Christianity and Jesus dying for our sins was because we didnlt need to be guilt tripped anymore and just live our lives. If Jesus came back today, he will have the same fate as before, just worse
Hearing about the cult environment Woolie grew up I understand his aversion to religion. I always find the apocalyptic cults of Christianity obnoxious because by The Bibles own criteria we haven't met the requirements for the end times to begin. Furthermore it says to have the mindset of "Christ could come tomorrow" to encourage us to do good. Not terrify little children that only 144000 of us are going to go to heaven so be good or else! And another thing. Its not 144000 people get to GO to heaven. Its 144000 people come back FROM heaven to minister to the world after the Tribulation. SDA and JW are cults and worse than those prosperity gospel churches
Isn't it also stated by the Bible that heaven isn't an exclusive club like God will let non believers into heaven as long as they fit into the idea of a good person in Christian times? Like from what I heard as long as you're a good person, you should get to heaven believer in christ or not And even then, ACUTAL hell, according to the Bible, isn't even a burning pit of torture but just a kinda sad black void since the brimstone and fire is just fan fiction by Dante made canon
@@boodle399 "Isn't it also stated by the Bible that heaven isn't an exclusive club like God will let non believers into heaven as long as they fit into the idea of a good person in Christian times?" Children under the age of accountability go to heaven by default. Before The Day of Judgement all old testament believers go to a place called Abrahams bosom. That is where Christ went during the harrowing as well as Hades itself which is where unbelievers go. On the Day of Judgement those who have not accepted Christ as their savior go to Hell. This is why Christ entrusted Christendom with The Great Commission which to to preach the word to everyone. In Christian Theology God is Life, Truth, Love, Goodness and Justice itself. So he will not force his love upon you and you are free to forsake him. However as an Eternally Living being, which our souls are, when forsaking the source of Life itself results in us becoming bereft of Life through an eternal process. To forsake Justice and Truth itself is to embrace Evil and lies. The result of this is Hell, a door first locked from the inside out and eventually God accepts that you will not accept him and locks it from his side in turn. On the Day of Judgement those who chose their way, forsook God and all he is go to where they would rather be than in his presence and that is Hell. Edit/Addendum: There is also a bye for people who as you said strived to be the kind of person Christ was even without knowing of him or Gods word. Like in the OT and before if you had never heard of God because you were an Indigenous Australian or some equivalent where you just don't get the chance then I think God gives a freebie. Like.. Christians are still expected to preach to those people because they live in societies that haven't heard God so their neighbors who don't have the same moral standards will go to hell without Christs salvation but i digress.
My experience was usually pretty nice if not...occasionally condescending. My only real complaint is that my dad started listening to John MacArthur and wasting money on his cheaply made BS “books”
I also happened to be drinking star bucks coffee when I heard that. I know it's not true but still... I don't want to hear someone saying there's semen in my coffee
@@Shugamri didn't woolie and pat have that discussion where it basically them figuring out woolie would be a Waco type cult leader and Pat would have that Manson family "few guys who are just as nuts" type cult leader?
@Ike_of_pyke Yeah, they established that Woolie would have 100+ members, but they're only 10-20% in while Pat will have 10 members but they will be 100% in.
The male equivalent to mammary glands is not the testicles. It’s the mammary glands we have in the same spot that are just non functional. Cows also have these things. Mammary glands are also modified sweat glands. Just to further get away from this testicle gland talk. Internal glands differ greatly from the epidermis based ones.
watching this makes me think, maybe i need to prevent my dad from watching those podcasts about human-alien galactic politics. i dont want him to fall down the rabbithole
Reggie weakness: top 10 sonic females
Woolie's weakness: milk is the devil
Where was the video for the first one?
Penis milk is the DEVIL
Woolie's resolve is tested... (4:40)
IRRATIONAL
@@Kaarl_Mills hahaha... the Oney crew reviewing that one was an instant classic
@@Kaarl_Mills it was a previous react stream. Pretty sure you can find a clip on his alt channel
Woolie got into fighting games because the rounds were so quick he could finish the next one before the rapture
I thought you were going to say Woolie got into fighting games to get out of church.
Please God, let my sweep connect
Please God, let my opponent be too preoccupied to punish
Please God, let my opponent drop the combo
Please God, let my wake up level 3 connect
etc
ITS NOT HUMAN MILK SIR
"SYNTHETIC MILK" ITS FROM COWS AND OATS
He never said it was human semen either.
@@TheGladGolem oh lord
Right, because it's cum. I'm still waiting for the bit where he explains why he thinks it's cum, but I'm confident it's a good reason.
@@TheGladGolem Nah... Bull and Stallion jixz is way too expensive to be using for such a frivolous additive
Goddamn. I knew Woolie came from a religiously extreme family, but when the Christians are saying Christmas is satanic, you’re DEEP in there. You’re IN there.
I mean it is straight-up a sun worship holiday that was dressed up as Christian to get more converts, so at least there's a kernel of truth there
the irony of the term “sun worshipping” astounds me
Christian endgame meta is that everything is Satanic. If your build can't handle that, you need to go back to the lab.
"Santa", "Satan" - it can't be a coincidence!
I grew up Pentecostal and that's actually a pretty common belief among them
I love how adventist are fighting weekly evils like some jojo fighting stand users every week
“I’m gonna ‘fix’ that meat dish! DOOOORARARARARARARARARA-“
More Power Rangers, with some absurdly wacky plot that veers in directions that you'd never guess but in the end they form the Jesus Baptist Megalord and win with a flaming sword and stock bible passages
@@fien111 I'd be more down with Christianity if it had a megazord
@@TAMAMO-VIRUSI’d sign up for any religion if you give me an AC, hell I’d settle for an MT.
My upbringing wasn't nearly as fundamentalist as Woolie's, but I think every religious person has had this experience: someone who goes to the same church/synagogue/temple/youth group as you, who navigates their way through life comfortably, and seems perfectly nice. And then they get you in a corner during coffee hour or some church function, and you find that this person is absolutely, certifiably insane.
The worst part is when they use their religious beliefs as a way to justify their insanity.
Like, if believing in god means that I am gonna end up as the same guy that thinks that taking medical treatments is a sin because it "changes your body away from god's design" then I'm one step closer to becoming an atheist.
Oh yeah, there's a couple of those. If you go on a church camping trip, you can speedrun finding the crazy people
And that’s why I never talked to them anymore than I was expected to. Say the pleasantries, move on.
@@insanemindset2667The thing is that believing in God or any other deity *shouldn't* make you like thid crazy guy. However, church members enable it because it just means "hey, if this guy leaves, we have lost one", even though it would benefit them in the long run
My weird experience was when someone who fancied themselves a priest told me god was resisting the urge to kill me cause I was listening to rap.
I had to resist the urge to bring up that God has straight up forgiven murderers and rapists, which is objectively worse than anything I've done. And have engaged in some pretty homoerotic stuff with someone I didn't know that well
It’s scary how convincing Woolie sounds when he does the crazy Pastor bit let’s thank god that he got out because he’d do a lot of damage
Woolie would probably be the richest grifter on the platform if fighting games didn’t save this man’s morals. The Daily Wire would work for him if Father Woolie walked the path.
How about let's NOT thank god actually.
@@OrvilleScottthe bible says don't listen to everyone who claims to speak for God and that frankly has not lead me astray. Treat them all like the liars they're if you don't know their character
Oh for sure. Woolie could easily form the biggest mega church of all time.
@@OrvilleScott Yeah, let's thank Blanka instead.
It's crazy how woolie's experience is actually extremely common in a lot of places
@@ckorp666this is protestant shit
Look at my thought leaders dawg, we're never getting out of the solar system.
It’s always the things I don’t want to have in common with people that I have in common
@@ckorp666 more like americans will never recover from daddy issues lmao
@@ckorp666 same thing in Islam, and I bet if there were more practitioners in Judaism you could look up a lot more examples from Jewish communities too.
...Maybe just religion or cults in general really.
I can’t believe I’m still finding new ways to be dumbfounded by Woolie’s Christian experience growing up. No wonder he left as soon as he could, he got put through the next-to-worst version of it.
I assume the worst version of it involves kool-aid
I would say woolie's experience was pretty common
@@fluffyking94 not in the places I have been but whose to say
@@fluffyking94 I wouldn't even put Wolie's experience among the top ten I've personally met.
@@music79075it's more common than you would think
Oh you know Woolie is taking damage when he starts falling back into his accent. Right there at the end.
Out of all of the things you have ever uploaded, "semen is another kind of milk" said unironically by a real person is the hardest I have ever NOPEd out mid video in a couple years.
Like this is right up there with the feeling of getting a few seconds into a bodycam and realizing somebody is about to die and scrambling to click away.
it's really fascinating what being raised in a hardline christian sect does to a man. I was raised in a hardcore catholic house and I see a lot of my own life experiences in woolie. it's nice knowing that I wasnt crazy all those years and the shit i'd hear was a stupid as I thought it was
Dude I feel you. I grew up mormon in a small town, where everyone who wasn't Mormon was treated like a freak. Looking back on my childhood, what was normalized in that community was so fucked in hindsight
Its weird for me cause I was raised in a predominantly (outside of my mother) atheistic family. Several of which, including my brother, were the Richard Dawkins breed of Atheists.
My Mother also explicitly told me she would be disappointed in me if I became a Christian because I thought it would make her happy and that we are just going to Church as a family because its a tradition and theres good teachings in the Bible regardless of if I believe in it or not.
I was having to learn apologetics, theology and such since the age of 7 because then, like Santa Claus, my family thought I was too old for it and would frequently ask me questions about why I chose to believe, still believed and how I thought it could possibly make sense etc etc.
Although the Dawkins tier stuff mostly came from my Brother and from my Dad. Though my Dad was less condescending and disrespectful and more sardonic and bemused.
Every time I hear this it blows my mind because my family are dedicated Baptist Christians and I’ve never had these experiences. With how much I hear from people how crazy the Christian sect I’m a part of is I’d think I would run into more than I do. The craziest member of my family is an uncle that has schizophrenia.
@@Broomer52 I get the feeling completely. I grew up in an American Baptist Missionary family surrounded by Austrian Catholics and Anglicans until my dad moved our family back to the States in 1998, and I never encountered anything even close to what Woolie did there. Even the out of pocket non-denominational Evangelical Christian stuff I DID experience in the States after 1998 was nowhere near as bad as the extremes Woolie suffered through. My mom actively tried her best to shield us from it all, and we actively even stopped going to church once things started getting too toxic for us.
@@Shugamri my mom has been very selective too. She always told me her first moment of realization that not all churches are made equal was when her mom died of suicide (I barely remember that woman, I was too young and from everything I’ve ever heard that woman had uncared for mental problems and was a demon of woman besides) not long after that the pastor used her mother as an example and basically said she was going to hell. Mom swore off that church and found some place better. So I get that sort of stuff does happen but it’s never been my experience. Actually the pastor at my church dose like to talk about that. He always says how as Christians they need to be better because they’ll always form their groups get into the habit of playing virtue signaling game (Christian addition) and just generally be very repellent to people who may want to join. It is a known problem, when it comes down to it regardless of what you believe humans are still humans and humans can be jerks.
That "See you next week" while looking directly into the camera at the end was cold as fuck.
Reggie’s little “oh” is the best reaction to this insanity
This guy is gonna lose his mind if he finds out that fruits are plant ovaries
And that polen is just semen that goes on the wind
@@Royalname31*plant semen
I wasn't expecting Woolie to take us to church. An its not even Sunday yet.
He is embarrassed by this
@@Ike_of_pyke I know. It's funny.
Why would it be Sunday the holy day on the seventh advent church is Saturday
@@azabache6058 True
Father Madden was especially energetic today
Woolie's pain is so real. I grew up mormon and it was almost the exact same thing. This cult shit is wild. You can people to believe anything if you put that gospel tone in your voice
Bro same I grew up JW, and I remember when I was in kindergarten with another Witness girl we had a tornado warning she literally broke down in tears and pissed her pants because she was afraid it was the end of the world. Straight up a doomsday cult.
Has anyone ever submitted the video where the woman says Monster energy is satanic? It's pretty much exactly what Woolie was describing with Microsoft
"Bottoms up... And the devil laughs."
Thank you for reminding me of that unhinged video. A classic.
That's a classic. Even though I'm Christian, I find it funny how they always reach through those conclusions, despite the fact that their numerology doesn't make sense, or it's a coincidence
The thing that kept my grandma from getting me to be religious when I was really young wasn't this level of insanity coming from her. It was that when I heard this level of insanity from OTHER religious people not once did I hear her or any one else religious ever even ATTEMPT to condemn them or keep themselves separate, instead they just ignored it or acted like it didn't exist.
The real deathblow though was asking about all the contradictory takes because they'd inevitably be paired with incredibly lackluster "answers".
I think the first time I saw this was on Jabroni Mike’s stream. The second I see Pastor Manning, I will always say “MILK…MAMMORY GLANDS”
People tend to like it!
Man that guy that’s cutting the pastor off from donations until he stops talking about semen is a fucking GOAT
FR, not even the grift dampening makes this goof stop and think. "am I the weirdo? No, it's the Twitch subscribers who are wrong."
Well, you know, a GOAT is a symbol of the Devil? What with Baphomet bearing the head of the goat, and all of the ritualistic sacrifices in which goats were slaughtered in the name of Satan and all that
(man, fuck everything)
I love this because this is reggie getting woolie back for them having to sit through the sonic top 10 females video.
When was that?
This shit a Boondocks skit
Oh god, the Jabroni Mike influence has breached containment and has infected Woolie. May god have mercy on us all.
I would legit love to hear a Woolie Will Figure It Out on religious trauma. Assuming that’s something he’s comfortable talking about. I grew up in a somewhat similar environment so it’s nice to hear I’m not the only one sometimes.
Woolie lasted longer than me. The moment that mf said semen, I was doctor strange palmed back to Friday choir rehearsal.
Christ 😮💨
"How to say you have gay thoughts without saying you have gay thoughts"
Oh, oh that specific music at the 4:43 mark as Woolie starts going into Sermon Mode, oh that's inspired, we need this animated yesterday!
Also, I keep forgetting that Woolie grew up Seventh Day Adventist, that "They are going to institute Sunday Rule, forcing you to go to church on Sundays" line is so jarring until you remember that Seventh Day Adventists believe that the Sabbath Day is Saturday and that if you're worshipping on Sunday you might as well be Catholic and those guys are literally "pagans" in their minds
"Any day now?"
"Any day now."
...and the next day. And the next day. And the next day. And the day after that...
4:41 Woolie church organ insert
I blame jabroni mike for this
Woolie Vs. God: The Lost Episode
I love that the guy's voice sounds a lot like something you would hear on boondocks.
Do you think he says "White God" like Uncle Ruckus does?
@@NEEDbaconoh I’m sure he does
For context: this pastor saw a satirical article about Starbucks putting semen in coffee and thought it was 100% real.
Despite multiple people pointing out that the article wasn’t real, he REFUSES to back down.
he's probably getting more money than ever rn, can't stop the grift
Oh Goddammit, does that somehow connect to the "tranny semen" thing some American culture war jabronis have talked themselves into?
Backing down is for cowards, he clearly watches CSB.
Predictive Programming!!
"Despite multiple people pointing out that the article wasn’t real, he REFUSES to back down." sounds like Pat's Crazy Talk.
Bro does not know what semen tastes like. You would know if it was in the coffee.
honestly, i don't think i would.
considering i don't ingest coffee or semen.
@@Yal_Rathol have you ever fried an egg
@@eseph_agen yes. are you telling me that semen tastes like yummy, yummy eggs?
@@Yal_RatholClearly since eggs turn into babies, and semen turns into babies... something something those damn woke-yokes idk gay bad.
@@Yal_Rathol I'm saying it solidifies in heat
4:40 beat for beat sounds like my 7th day Adventist grandparents💀
The music kicking in killed me
This is the type of stuff that the old dudes talk about at work or at the barber shop. Dude talking crazy while I'm trying to get a cut
Old dude needs a hobby. A real one.
Not reading a 2000 year old book.
There should be a "Did you know gaming?" channel called "Did you know Satan?"
It's so aggressive how he says it. It's a mental flash-bang every time.
Somebody come get they uncle. He wilidin on camera.
Are you telling me I could have been having cereal in a whole new, interesting way
I'm glad Woolie and Reggie have discovered Pastor Manning, absolute comedy gold.
That dude never runs out of embarrassing shit to say
This clip is the Mother Brain that inflicts Christian Frenzy chip damage to all who wander into the Nightmare of Madden😢
I’m amazed how....late this reaction is
I was triggered watching this live, I am triggered watching this again now. We all ESCAPED THAT life however we could, but fear for those still trapped by it.
I feel that fear dude. My sister is still into that life, and family gatherings just give off a wave of just straight up evil coming off of her. Like Dio and Puchi walked into the room and handed me a bible.
I can never escape that life. I want to surgically remove that foundation from my life, but it's there.
Christianity will always be a part of my foundation even though I renounced my faith a decade ago, and I HATE that I have to accept that!
The only solace I have is when I am forced to converse with a group of christians at church, listening to them talk about the end-times and how, "It was God's plan," and I'm just nodding my head while thinking to myself, "This is a fucking cult! This was a cult all along!"
As long as I have the ability to question Christianity, there is a chance that I'll abide by my own convictions, my own path; not the path of some abrahamic god, even if it's real.
Ah, I missed Woolie Vs God
Wait the semen on starbucks is not even real it was synthetic? 🤣
If the cum is fake at Starbucks, what's the point of going?
I prefer Organic Semen. The cruelty is just a bonus.
@@moogleboy rightwing grifters and deliberately misinterpreting fetish content as real.
@@profeseurchemicaloh that shit with Jordan Peterson was just funny.
Knew Woolie dealt with some serious religious overbearing, but this really puts it into a perspective I can relate to. No idea how on earth parents and pastors can live with themselves terrifying children like this.
Sadly, because they justify themselves, or shrug it off instead of kicking the person out. It gets worse if it's in a small town, where everyone knows each other
@@Royalname31 It's pretty easy too to not think about the feelings of children and the future ramifcations of what they internalize. They're just kids after all!
And on the flip side, sanitizing stuff and trying to protect kids too much can also end up badly.
1:13 in, Reggie let's out the softest, most loaded "oh" I have EVER heard anyone give ever!
Woolie is in no way wrong at all, some are more insane even.
Finally, the Jabroni Mike and Woolie Versus crossover I've been waiting for
Great sermon there, pastor Woolie
John MacArthur looks darker than I remember, and SLIGHTY less repressed than usual
And a lot of people tend to like it!
I'm so glad that someone sent Pastor Manning, fucking aces
What the thumbnail+title promised: The boys react to dumb stuff! Fun times!
What we got: Woolie trauma-dumping.
about @4:00 or @4:27 i forget that Woolie has THAT Pastor Ramble locked-in, that he can do it at the drop of a hat, goodness gracious
Yeah that was real as fuck, though I've usually seen (mostly milder, less conspiracy theory-tier) versions of this
Every Sunday sermon is basically a monster of the week format, but with more yelling, sweat towels, and organs punctuating every other word while some (usually) woman "in the spirit" is sprinting up and down the aisles screeching "hallelujah"
God I’m glad I just had to stand up and listen to some sub par, but well played music then eat and leave.
@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeatYou can put me on that category. In my country, it was just simply to show up at church, and once it's over, that's it
@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeatYeah, I grew up hopping between black/african american pentecostal and evangelical churches across Ontario and occasionally the US lmao
While it isn't specifically a race thing, those churches were similar levels of insane.
Baptist denominations were generally much more chill in my experience, because (afaik at the time) the "holy ghost" stuff wasn't part of their beliefs, I think
dude i love this video and woolie having war flashbacks to darker days over it makes me love it even more.
What Woolie is talking about is how conspiracy theorists (and fundies) will start off with a basic premise (something about how people like milk) and will just take huge leaps of logic (which is basically semen) and thus whatever shit I’m saying is correct (Starbucks evil something something?)
Important to learn this because, as Woolie demonstrates, it’s very easy to start off with something very simple which will convince you to some dark, insane thinking.
They also operate from a worldview where: Everything is connected, nothing is an accident, and nothing is as it seems. If someone gives you those vibes, you are listening to a conspiracy theorist!
Pastor Manning, the metaphoric representation of the ultimate ends of all Christianity.
He is risen and he's going to wake up super.
Whoever got the pipe organ into oh happy day 😂😂😂
I wonder has the pastor tasted a Latte and loved it!!!
Always happy to see a new iteration of Woolie vs God.
the way Reggie nods after he hears "they put it in the starbucks coffee"
I'm right there with Woolie. I was told the same thing about the end times and about the rapture happening any day now. The difference is it ruined my life. I thought, life is over anyways so who cares? I dropped out of school because, hey, why am I wasting my time there? Then I indulged in harmful behavior because screw it! I'll destroy my body because who cares? It wasn't until my twenties when I was able to shake those chains off me but by then it was too late.
So, yeah, don't do that to your kids, please.
a "funny" thing, my father specially was always full on the conspiracy side of things but he had... a different take on all of that, he was religious and used to go to church a lot but he dismissed 90% of all the sermons, he only believed on what he himself read in the bibble, he believed the world was going to end but not because of satan but because of illuminati. He didn't think there waa conspiracy to make people praise satan but that the conspiracy is to make us to serve the evil rich people that because they are evil they don't like christians.
Mine at least know the whole “no man knows when it will happen”
Hell to many groups even trying to predict it is literally a sin, for this very reason
@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeatExactly. Hell, the point of Christianity and Jesus dying for our sins was because we didnlt need to be guilt tripped anymore and just live our lives.
If Jesus came back today, he will have the same fate as before, just worse
My man just got hit by the Maddentown Curse
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS IMMINENT
Oh man, this bit is giving me the LP of binding of isaac in the old channel, poor Woolie man lmao
Yeah I grew up Baptist, I remember those sermons
Hearing about the cult environment Woolie grew up I understand his aversion to religion.
I always find the apocalyptic cults of Christianity obnoxious because by The Bibles own criteria we haven't met the requirements for the end times to begin.
Furthermore it says to have the mindset of "Christ could come tomorrow" to encourage us to do good. Not terrify little children that only 144000 of us are going to go to heaven so be good or else!
And another thing. Its not 144000 people get to GO to heaven. Its 144000 people come back FROM heaven to minister to the world after the Tribulation.
SDA and JW are cults and worse than those prosperity gospel churches
Isn't it also stated by the Bible that heaven isn't an exclusive club like God will let non believers into heaven as long as they fit into the idea of a good person in Christian times?
Like from what I heard as long as you're a good person, you should get to heaven believer in christ or not
And even then, ACUTAL hell, according to the Bible, isn't even a burning pit of torture but just a kinda sad black void since the brimstone and fire is just fan fiction by Dante made canon
@@boodle399 "Isn't it also stated by the Bible that heaven isn't an exclusive club like God will let non believers into heaven as long as they fit into the idea of a good person in Christian times?"
Children under the age of accountability go to heaven by default. Before The Day of Judgement all old testament believers go to a place called Abrahams bosom. That is where Christ went during the harrowing as well as Hades itself which is where unbelievers go.
On the Day of Judgement those who have not accepted Christ as their savior go to Hell. This is why Christ entrusted Christendom with The Great Commission which to to preach the word to everyone.
In Christian Theology God is Life, Truth, Love, Goodness and Justice itself. So he will not force his love upon you and you are free to forsake him. However as an Eternally Living being, which our souls are, when forsaking the source of Life itself results in us becoming bereft of Life through an eternal process. To forsake Justice and Truth itself is to embrace Evil and lies.
The result of this is Hell, a door first locked from the inside out and eventually God accepts that you will not accept him and locks it from his side in turn.
On the Day of Judgement those who chose their way, forsook God and all he is go to where they would rather be than in his presence and that is Hell.
Edit/Addendum: There is also a bye for people who as you said strived to be the kind of person Christ was even without knowing of him or Gods word. Like in the OT and before if you had never heard of God because you were an Indigenous Australian or some equivalent where you just don't get the chance then I think God gives a freebie.
Like.. Christians are still expected to preach to those people because they live in societies that haven't heard God so their neighbors who don't have the same moral standards will go to hell without Christs salvation but i digress.
My experience was usually pretty nice if not...occasionally condescending. My only real complaint is that my dad started listening to John MacArthur and wasting money on his cheaply made BS “books”
@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat oh Lord. Thats a lot of books XD
1:23 what A truly beautiful cadence
Woolie vs God is a lifelong series
You could see Woolie just waiting for it to go off the rails once he heard "bodily fluid"
Woolie Vs. God never left.
God, I went to SDA schools for 9 years and this is 100% true.
And then I went to public community college and took a single philosophy class. 🤣
Religions class for me, not that I ever entertained the nonsense but just....begrudgingly tolerated it
A rare look into an alternate Wooliverse, where he became a pastor.
Cool to have the donation link at 2:40, now I can support Woolie without giving Twitch or TH-cam a cut!
religious figures being conspiracy nutjobs is the best combo.
Oh, man you’d be amazed how closely that lines up
Preach woolie. pastor woolie? fuck yeah id be at church every sunday
It's been a long week, Pass the semen coffee!!
“I told her, “You know, milk comes from the mammary gland.””
The moment I heard that line, I knew we were about to go down to crazy town.
Damn I need to get to Starbucks more often
*chilling out until I hear what the pastor said* MY GUY WHAT ?!
Also where is this full slop ?
I also happened to be drinking star bucks coffee when I heard that. I know it's not true but still... I don't want to hear someone saying there's semen in my coffee
PREACH PASTOR WOOLIE
Woolie has a genuine GIFT for sermons and preaching, if he wasn't a genuinely good person it would be terrifying how good of a cult leader he could be
@@Shugamri didn't woolie and pat have that discussion where it basically them figuring out woolie would be a Waco type cult leader and Pat would have that Manson family "few guys who are just as nuts" type cult leader?
@Ike_of_pyke Yeah, they established that Woolie would have 100+ members, but they're only 10-20% in while Pat will have 10 members but they will be 100% in.
@@Ike_of_pyke Ok I need to hear this convo
Father Madden was energetic today
I swear mark of the beast has been said about anything new or something old people dont get: Credit cards, Monster energy drink, Mr beast.
watching this clip twice has ruined my recommendations with prophecies of the end. thanks woolie
Boy am I glad I don’t drink coffee, dodged a bullet there!
The male equivalent to mammary glands is not the testicles. It’s the mammary glands we have in the same spot that are just non functional. Cows also have these things. Mammary glands are also modified sweat glands. Just to further get away from this testicle gland talk. Internal glands differ greatly from the epidermis based ones.
This video really brought back the mammaries of Sunday at church lol
I SCREAMED AT "HOW GREAT THOU ART" PLAYING
Editing went crazy in this one
woolie is taking the damage he could have dealt to so many
respect
The impression I get about Satan is that he's really, REALLY bored in hell whenever anyone describes anything as Satanic
so... how do we turn this segment into a youtube cartoon guys...
_He did WHAT in his cup???_
Reggie's so still in this one I thought his Camera was frozen. Dude barely blinked.
He Needs Some Milk
watching this makes me think, maybe i need to prevent my dad from watching those podcasts about human-alien galactic politics. i dont want him to fall down the rabbithole
As someone who has tasted semen countless times.... I'd rather not have it in my morning coffee. It's pretty bitter IMO
ayo??