False. The colour orange was named after the apple. People were like: ''Omg apple'' And then they discovered Atlantis. The ''Oranges'' fell out of the banana, which was discovered back in 2020, where everyone was born in 1921. This means bananas are oranges and that's why we call orange orange. *Drops Mic*
DR RANDOM We are born to die, breathing is just a limited amount of air but yet lasts quite a long time. So yes, just because we breathe doesn't mean we will live forever.
Sorry if this rubs off as an argument in anyway, but considering your false theory of death by breathing, you are saying breathing cannot kill you in anyway, yes? If you stand by your statement than you are indeed wrong, due to the missing variables, such as the air you would be breathing and how much you would be inhaling and exhaling.
Munchies TAD And you actually think the guy who asked the question was trying to make it a trick question and expecting an answer with thought in it? In the STUPID QUESTION CHALLENGE?
The teacher gave me this question "there are 64 children in yr 6 and 2/3 are boys and 1/3 are girls, how many girls are there ( answer = 21.333 and I was so tempted to say 21 girls and a transgender ) LOL
Deji, if you “were” scared half to death twice you would not be scared. When you are scared it is just for a moment and it is fear that is constant/lingering. If you are scared half to death that means that you would still be alive and you wouldn’t be half dead, therefore you would be fine unless both halves happened exactly at the same time making you fully dead. :)
it’s a tradition to come back and watch dejis old videos man, it just is
haha true theyre classics
Yes
Definitely
Nocap
@@abzinhoo maestro kimpembe, kimpembe, kimpembeeeee,
School: 8+2=10
Homework: 8+2+4=14
Exams: zack went to the shops, whats the mass of the sun
+Mahira The sun is 1 solar mass.
Trueeeee
2000000000000000000000000000000
69
21
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it.
?
haha yeah
Ah
why can you drink a drink but can't food a food
bradley hookey wow you found it on internet
bradley hookey good one
XD
Why can you tuna piano but cannot piano a tuna?
U can’t eat a eat
Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed...
My name, mobile phone number, living address, etc.
Robswifi savage
So wtf are we supposed to do?
+ita malik lmao
ROBLOX Astxnished sub to my channel guys
+10,000 Subscribers With 1 video y?
What happens if you die in a living room?
lol
Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo good one!!!
you get a small loan of a million dollars😂
A dying room
U dont die because your in a living room
Did you know the colour orange was named after the fruit?
I thought it was grapes 🍇
+Heatherette Babe you are soooo stupid
Sarcasm. You're the dumb one.
False. The colour orange was named after the apple. People were like: ''Omg apple'' And then they discovered Atlantis. The ''Oranges'' fell out of the banana, which was discovered back in 2020, where everyone was born in 1921. This means bananas are oranges and that's why we call orange orange. *Drops Mic*
exdee
when u buy a bigger bed you have more bed-room but u have less bedroom😯
I believe fat skinny dipping is called chunky dunkin
XD
spot on
Fat is squishy,not chunky m'kay.
Lol😂
Kole Dornseifer loooooool
poo is poo if its just poo
Ur harassing the DOF modo 😂
Bruh bruhh for life
BRUH BRUH
Bruh bruh
Green tea is green tea if it's just green tea! DOF BRUH BRUH FOR LIFE
Time for the joke of the day
Like or die
next joke
Aleks Waster Aleks Everyone dies in their lives eventually so... DISLIKE
Aleks Waster Aleks you mind if i live and dislike
I'd rather die than like your bullshit
Go back to nursery kid!
FoxyTheDubstepFox FaZe VeNoM You realized it said "joke" of the day right?
On a scale from 1-10 what's your favorite color of the alphabet?
11
XD
Harambe
victor marques you fucked up my brain.
my granny fingering my parrot
Dear everyone watching this...
You are awesome have a amazing day! :D ignore the bad luck crap lets prank it forward
Reported
Reported
Repoted
repoted lol
James Wright Dear everyone watching this...
You are awesome have a amazing day! :D ignore the bad luck crap lets prank it forward
Poo is poo if it just a poo
Aka Deji's way of saying green tea is green tea if it just green tea
Fouseytube bruh bruh 😎😎😎😎
Bruh bruh
i was about to write that 😂😂 hell yeah bruh bruh👌👌
Bruh bruhs everywhere lol
I swear I was just gonna right that😂
open
you won't have bad luck or good luck don't believe the people
iGhosTx NO SHIT
shit i reported before i read more, woops XD
+Richard LMFAO!
If there is a living room is there a dying room
*mic drop*
Nick Vantine mind blown
Genius
There's the red room
Nick Vantine yea its called a morge
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road
Because it was stuck in a crack
Dede Deer thanks appreciate sub to me I sub to u
Lol that is a bad joke
Ha ha...... wasnt that funny
XxGamer BeastXx were you in india that the roads had cracks in it
XxGamer BeastXx that's so unoriginal
The statement below is false
The statement above is true
Which statement is true?
Paradox mate
The statement below is false is true because you read that one first suggesting that the one saying it's true is wrong
the statement true is false so it is not true so when u say the statement above is true it is not actually true so neither.
Your mum
King Tom the red one
There's no stupid questions, there's only stupid people.
That noise he made at 2:57
😂😂😂😂😂
LOL
Deji thinks inhaling and breathing kills you WTF
Did u read the question
Drking1005 breathe means inhale and exhale so ...
DR RANDOM We are born to die, breathing is just a limited amount of air but yet lasts quite a long time. So yes, just because we breathe doesn't mean we will live forever.
DR RANDOM lmfao
+Henry Whitaker why would life screw us over like that?
Why are badasses called badasses when it's not their ass that is bad it's them
Because their ass is a part of them.
+choco cake never thought of that hahahaha
Dylan Cool Haha good times amirite?
+choco cake yeah good times mate
Watch the video "butts" by Dominics.
breathing means to inhale and exhale
No shit, Sherlock
This is the Deji we need in 2021
Since he has fans can I borrow one? It's really hot
'c
5:19 I'm pretty sure breathing is the right answer since it consists of inhaling and exhaling....and no you don't die from breathing.....
Abu Hasnat *Insert "Thank You!" GIF here*
Sorry if this rubs off as an argument in anyway, but considering your false theory of death by breathing, you are saying breathing cannot kill you in anyway, yes? If you stand by your statement than you are indeed wrong, due to the missing variables, such as the air you would be breathing and how much you would be inhaling and exhaling.
Munchies TAD And you actually think the guy who asked the question was trying to make it a trick question and expecting an answer with thought in it? In the STUPID QUESTION CHALLENGE?
Marco Phenix Nope, most probably expecting an obvious answer which would make the question seem more stupid and piss Deji off.
never thought of it like that
mind blown
Question:Would you rather inhale or breathe?
Answer:Either way i will die.
When you breathe you inhale and exhale though. If you just inhale then you'll suffocate.
Yeah.But deji said either way he will die XD
breathing is inhale and exhale soooooo..... inhale is just inhale
if there are 7 sheeps on a boat, how many candies does Jupiter have
8
7.4297 million
Sheep divided by candle
None because it doesn't even make sense
+DAT GAMING POTATO yes it does, there's 69 candies
When I'm about to watch a video all i hear is "Crusin down the street in my 6 4.
It's a great movie.
Same here
"Jockin the bitches, slapin the hoes" Easy's dope!
***** There's multiple protagonists...
That was dope b he thought he said the flyiest thing in the world.
If a banana falls off a balcony, what's 21x69?
Jingerale 72
Jingerale i know YOUR A NIGGA
1449
Jingerale 1449
😛
Dis deji we need back
If the earth is round, how are we not like bananas?
I just found out my birthday is the same day I was born
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
OMG I DIDNT KNOW THAT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY WAS THE DAY I WAS BORN!
+Jake Sharam dude shut the fuck. +J productions wrote the comment to go with the video calm the fuck down
+Jeremy Laboy thanks for understanding :)
Holy shit! Me too!
If 11+1 equals 12 and 11-1 equals 10 how many pillows does it take to change a lightbulb?
My pillows take like 8...
69
22?
8
17.
Is Deji Black or British?
***** both
Blackish
***** he's nigerian
Lime
Hes human
4.59 typical maths question
Italian Turtle 4:59
Italian Turtle 5:00
The teacher gave me this question "there are 64 children in yr 6 and 2/3 are boys and 1/3 are girls, how many girls are there ( answer = 21.333 and I was so tempted to say 21 girls and a transgender ) LOL
Lolllll
xD
Literally your teacher has failed in fractions
Lol I bet your teacher would have been soooo annoyed with you
God, I think I just died a little inside at your wording and your terrible maths
5:19 you won't die.
Inhale is when you take in air but breathing is the process of inhaling AND exhaling air.
+Kaizer Atkinson y r u so smart
water panda I'm just sayin
stop being smart k?
It's not being smart. I am simply pointing out something and I won't stop it to the likes of anyone.
ok then man tha! or na
You should do more of these Deji, I laughed so hard at some of these questions and answers.
7:15 THIS IS LITERALLY A QUESTION SO CLOSE TO ONE I HAD IN AN EXAM THE OTHER DAY!!!!
In scale of 1-10, what is your favourite color in alphabet
+akseli rantala yes
Elephant
A purple x I rate it 10/10
+akseli rantala 21 :v
Apples
If i have a cat, and it vanishes, would it come back?
if you trim its whiskers
Well my dad vanished and didn't return so I guess not
Let’s say (btw this is true) my dad vanishes will he come back? No there’s your answer
Did he really ask for stupid questions and then get mad because the questions were stupid?
I have been searching the comments to find someone who has pointed it out, he was getting so mad but he asked for them
no his fans asked for him to read/watch them so he did
Deji, if you “were” scared half to death twice you would not be scared. When you are scared it is just for a moment and it is fear that is constant/lingering. If you are scared half to death that means that you would still be alive and you wouldn’t be half dead, therefore you would be fine unless both halves happened exactly at the same time making you fully dead. :)
Was that necessary
Absolute cluster fuck
Please do more of these! I love this stuff and your reactions
Why does a fly fly, but an elephaunt doesn't elephaunt?
I'm hoping you meant to spell elephant that way
Flynn MacFarlane I think the real question is why did you spell it THAT weigh?
+Stacy Larness because that's how it's spelt in a dictionary and you used "weigh" Incorrect
Lucas Smith Excuse me. But I believe it's spelt 'dicktinary'.
+Stacy Larness I get ur banter lol :D
What happens when my toaster eats an elephant that has herpes? It happens in about 10 days in the future. An orange's mother told me that.
My son watched this video and he is now my father
On a scale of tuna to salmon whats your favourite colour of the alphabet explain your answer in vegetables you must use the pythagoras's theorem
On a scale from 1 to 10mwhat is ur favourite colour of the alphabet
yellow
Dafuq
7
+Winx Aisha andros how did u know???
The meaning of life, is life is pain
+Grant Porch saw dude
no its 42
+Joethedestroyer 10 lol I get it. that's an og reference!
I thought it was 5?
We are just here to suffer
Step 1: Inhale air
Step 2: Lose air by farting
Easy.
Reported
my username makes sense
Reported
Self explanatory is the most self explanatory word in the world
On a scale from 1 to pineapple what's your favorite color in the alphabet
6:14 THANK U. PPL TELL ME THAT SO MUCH.
on a scale of 1-10 what is your favourite colour of the alphabet?
Avacado
Yellow 8.8
Hexagon
Jakei darude-sandstorm
uhh,I'd say 42069WHUDAFUQCHUWUNNAHGUEBWUH21upyourbumandapillowtogowothmyfrieshuehuehueshrekisloveshrekislife
THIS IS MY FAV VIDEO IM NOT JOKING!!!, I STILL LAUGH BECAUSE OF THIS
VIDEO
When he said poo is poo he pointed at the ground like he dumped on the floor
Am I the only one who lowers the volume at the intro everytime you go from a random video to a video Deji?
Mo
actually i have no pink skin
its kinda white, orange, pink all together, somebody come up with a name pls
wop colour
nailed it
i did it cuz im too lazy to edit :D
LoA Panda and u just liked ur own comment
it is called skin colour, isnt it?
Peach
"POO IS POO BECAUSE POO IS POO!"
-Deji 2015
5:42 phone: How could this happen to me
I get it😂😂😂
Phone: woah chill don’t need to hit me like that
The amount of brain cells I lost watching this😂
“Fat dipping”. I was dying
If teachers teach, can students stude?
I got holy water but it has no holes in it explain please
Why youtube vidoes unlocked 20 videos if there's only 6 millioon persons in Planet?
thegaming blueberry No wey. Ur are laying u knoe why? Becuze there s onlay 7% thousend persuns at thw earth. Dumbas..
thegaming blueberry Lmao how can someone be so fucking stupid haha if you didn't know I was being sarcastic you must have the IQ of a fucking rock.
thegaming blueberry lmfao chill inhale a big Mac in a shisha or smthn
Shade Munro O may godd, how cann ur be so stupit, there is are 54% maloons persons in here. And youtueb have 3 videos smh.
I can't believe u guys are calling walnut stupid when u can't even spell in fricking English
Send me back .....😭😭😭
I got a headache just from watching this.
3:30 the meaning of life is 42, every one knows that
Impossible fucking quz
+Stijn Nijhuis quiz
+Stijn Nijhuis no, its a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy reference
Abdullah Sheheween No, scientists have said that the number 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything.
Reported
Open
Sesame.
Who else hates the new TH-cam update
do more of these vids Mann I love em it's to funny
I hate the new subscription box on mobile 😫😫😫
Me too :((((
Reported
Well then...
what is the most confusing holiday for a black person
Father 's Day
+Michael Morfin sorry had to if it helps I am white
+Michael Morfin Lol 😁
+Michael Morfin Lol 😁 😝 😝 😜 😃 😄 to be the best
dickhead
Why is the ocean always salty. maybe because the sun doesnt wave back #hitsblunt
My name is Jeff
Don't Scroll!
You're fucking awesome :D
you said dont scroll, so i have just been staring at the screen
I didn't need you to tell me that
Connor Censak I wont.....WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW?
our poo is called : Paska in finland
Niklas6799 I took a paska
@Pankkiiri Ankka älä hauku omaa äitiis
What does it take to
Get a like on ur comment
I need to know !!!!
reported
+Ragekiller Gaming for what, dip shit?
Lol its a new trend it's a joke man calm down 😂😂
Be funny
Ragekiller Gaming What trend?
Keep making videos 👍 because you're awesome ✌😎
Under 1000 views!!
Thoriso Tshose OVER 1000 VIEWS
sub4sub
+Berliinin munkki Reported
Reported
+Kebabin kääntäjä OVER 9000 VIEWS MWAHAHAHAHA
I have a question
people say money doesn't grow on trees!
so why do banks have branches?!?!??!?!?
Rayyan Deen *Claps*
You sir, have earned the So Last Year Award. Go put it next your Unoriginal Comment Of The Year trophy.
+InfluentialCanopy thats not unoriginal if not all people have seen it or used it, ive never seen anyone say it so stfu
K.
Reported
hey i never said i made it up and anyway its meant to be stupid sooooo STOP WID DA H8
If you see a heat wave whould you cool wave back
Haha
Hahaa- no
wtf u are
+Roxxy May I am me
@@may_ketchumlvs2583 me
Why can you walk a walk but not run a run
Do you the Apple will car have any Windows?
attaurrehman hameed very original
Eyebrows On fleek thanks. I forgot "know" though...
actually Egyptian is a dialect of Arabic language
Yea but what colour are The pyramids earlobes?
Flynn MacFarlane don't know ..? ^_^
yes i don't know ^_^
+Uchiha Sasuke. You learn fast my young tuna fish
+Uchiha Sasuke. You calling me Zimbabwean?
Flynn MacFarlane What ..???!
I got one
When is the 4th of July again??
Why can a house be called a home but a mouse cant be called a mome?
no.
K.
Dirty Derpy Llamas K.
Virginia - Prince of all Sandwiches K.
Virginia - Prince of all Sandwiches Reported
Sgt Boscorelli K.
I just died again to thelegend27
Ha
Omg fake vid, how can he upload vid if he shot himself ?
Animations??
your over thinking this
You are stupid
It was just supposed to be a funny effect, he didn't really shoot himself
+Denzel Lar how did you fall for that xD
4:36 "You FAILED at a stupid question." That just made my fucking day!
Am I the only one who cares why a carrot is more orange than an orange?
in all the cases ur profile pic is bright orange
is water wet?
I hope my first daughter is a girl 👧
Same
Deji my nigga, stay up homie.
On a scale from 1-10 what is your favourite letter of the alphabet?
hueheuehueh just go away please.
hueheuehueh the letter 11
Triangle
Lol i commented that to xD
purple
Why is incorrectly spelled incorrectly
ur ar so stoupid . INCORECLTY IS SPELED INKOEREKTLEY
C'mon bitch where u at
I honestly don't know what the fuck you're saying anymore.
Incorrectly is spelled incorrectly because incorrectly is the incorrect spelling of incorrectly
🌚🐣 like if you want this chick to stay alive
If managers manage,do alligators alligate? LOL that one made laugh so bad! xD