Kakyoin: “You missed almost all bowling pins, i thought star platinum was supposed to have extreme precision” Jotaro: You see I wasn’t aiming for the pins..I was aiming for the enemy stand behind them.. *a stand appears*
Suppose that… you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you. Which napkin would you take? The one on your left or the one on your right? 'The left' is correct. But, in a larger sense of society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute society with the universe. The correct answer is that “it is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first. Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for the others to also take the napkin on their right. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is society… who are the ones who determine the price of land first? There must have been someone determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and regulation? Who was the first one to determine those things? Did we all do it, because this is a republic? Or was it arbitrary? No! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by the same principle as “right or left?”! In a society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era… this world has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who takes the napkin first must be someone respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfil this role… those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the losers. In the case of this table… the eldest or the master of the party will take the napkin first… because everyone respects those individuals. For example, if Jesus-Christ were sitting at this table… no matter who you are, even if you are the Pope, you would have no choice but to take your napkin after Jesus-Christ, yes ? -Funny Valentine Dec, 28, 1890
I'm guessing the bowling ball has a stand since he can move in stopped time Stand: The Platinum Ball Stand User: Epico Bowling Ball Stand Description: This stand has a passive in which makes the user's skin hardens to the point it's durability rivals that of a diamond. This stand remains inside the user and appears when the user is experiencing a near-death experience. It is a very destructive stand nearing the power of Star Platinum. Stand Stats: Strength: A Speed: B Durability: A+ Developmentive Potential: A+ Range: D Precision: B+ If you read this, thank you. It took me pretty long😅
Being on a wheelchair is a jojo reference Punching your chest to make your hiccup stop is a jojo reference Fixing something by punching is a jojo reference Breathing is a jojo reference Believing em god is a jojo reference Spinning is a jojo reference Balls are a jojo reference Purple vines are a jojo reference String is a jojo reference The bri' ish is a jojo reference Swimming is a jojo reference Regeneration is a jojo reference Paper is a jojo reference The president is a jojo reference The jojo reference explained Wheelchair: johnny Punch chest: gold experience Fixing by punch: crazy diamond Breathing: hamon God: God Spinning: spin Balls: Joseph or SBR Purple vines: hermit purple String: stone free Bri' ish: Jonathan Swimming: diver down Regeneration: vampire Paper: enigma President: funny valentine
CD standing like that looks so uncanny
All of bros muscle is in his chest😅
Stands doesn't stand, the only Stand I remember seeing standing is Moody Blues
Bro white snake is always standing
@@jlm593 SCR:
@@mountain-yw9jc I haven't watched Stone Ocean yet
スタープラチナ精密動作Bで草
ピンを一本だけ綺麗に倒してるからA
@@ジョン-o8q全然一本じゃなくて草
承太郎「いや、その後ろのやつを狙った。勘違いするんじゃあないぜ」
承太郎「やれやれだぜ」
それな❤😂
クレイジーダイヤモンド進化して壊れたものの時を再生してムーディーブルースみたいになってんの熱い
別のショートにあった海外ニキの「俺が狙ったのはそのピンの後ろにいるやつだぜ」ってコメント好き
Jotaro still missing kills me.
Thanks for the likes :)
Precision C
Jotaro Was Aiming For The Three Pins
He was aiming for the enemy stand behind them
@@Halilpasar must've been the rat
@@kaveen401Don’t star platinum have a A in everything but range?
kira yoshikage irl: kim jong un.
.kira irl is israel
Kira irl in Japan 1945
Killer Emperor
explain@@adamukun7408
Reimu Fumo
D4Cの再現度がえげつないぜ
I was half expecting Trump on D4C
It would make more sense if you picked an actual president. lol
lol yeah
@@TacosAreWizard What do you mean by that?
For god sake, our life is just a jojo reference
Edit: what the...
Edit 2: guys stop y'all are blowing my notifications
Breathing is a JoJo's reference
Yes It is
@@AlejandroFrias-w7pit actually is! 😂😂😂
(Hamon)
@@AlejandroFrias-w7p being religious is also a jojo reference
Yeah. it's crazy that they made the colosseum
At the moment of "STAR PLATINUM ZA WARUDO" , my video "accidentally" stopped💀💀
Kono Dio da!
正確さが微塵もなくておもろい
精密動作性：D
俺が狙ったのはそのピンの後ろにいるヤツだぜ
Kakyoin: “You missed almost all bowling pins, i thought star platinum was supposed to have extreme precision”
Jotaro: You see I wasn’t aiming for the pins..I was aiming for the enemy stand behind them..
*a stand appears*
Stolen from the original clip
@@grandgaming_GG_ yup, i took it because its funny
@@grandgaming_GG_ is that a problem?
Legitimately something that could happen from the Bizzare JoJo verse.
@@KingBreadMan727 *jotaro misses*
Jotaro: THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND USER!
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Suppose that… you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you. Which napkin would you take? The one on your left or the one on your right? 'The left' is correct. But, in a larger sense of society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute society with the universe. The correct answer is that “it is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first. Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for the others to also take the napkin on their right. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option.
This is society… who are the ones who determine the price of land first? There must have been someone determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and regulation? Who was the first one to determine those things? Did we all do it, because this is a republic? Or was it arbitrary? No! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by the same principle as “right or left?”! In a society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era… this world has been operating by this napkin principle.
And the one who takes the napkin first must be someone respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfil this role… those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the losers. In the case of this table… the eldest or the master of the party will take the napkin first… because everyone respects those individuals. For example, if Jesus-Christ were sitting at this table… no matter who you are, even if you are the Pope, you would have no choice but to take your napkin after Jesus-Christ, yes ?
-Funny Valentine Dec, 28, 1890
nefarious actions committed at an affordable price
I aint gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars
Nah bro is committing A Filthy act at a reasonable price
Wrong capabilities done whit a soil poorness
精密動作性Dのスタープラチナほんとすき
Wish there were more videos like this
Okay
The bowling ball stand user 👁️👄👁️
Trump is basically Funny Valentine now lol
With Love Train
let's hope he also gets the same glowup as Funny Valentine.
D4Cだけめちゃくちゃ再現度高いの好きw
Yes i can see His stand
Yeah my chumimin 😊 me to can see his user
Chu-Chu-Chumimiiiii
So you are a stand user😱
@@Heck_Yeah hey You fake clone johhny im real johhny
@@Zika-Alcapitano STANDOSKAİİ
Ah yes, Square Silver, Tolerant Topaz and Bad Chores Done For Free in real life
Underrated comment right there 😂😂😂😂😂
@@maatimh thanks
I'm guessing the bowling ball has a stand since he can move in stopped
time
Stand: The Platinum Ball
Stand User: Epico Bowling Ball
Stand Description: This stand has a passive in which makes the user's skin hardens to the point it's durability rivals that of a diamond. This stand remains inside the user and appears when the user is experiencing a near-death experience. It is a very destructive stand nearing the power of Star Platinum.
Stand Stats:
Strength: A
Speed: B
Durability: A+
Developmentive Potential: A+
Range: D
Precision: B+
If you read this, thank you. It took me pretty long😅
So cool
You should be the stand stat guy😂
I need inspirations for it's appearance, any ideas ya'll?
Range of D? That's like 2 yards, Regular Star Platinum has a higher range than that (at C), if anything the Bowling Ball has either a C or B in range.
@@CybrosPrime alr
"The stand users could ne anyone!"
The stand users:
The D4C is so accurate 💀
てめーの敗因はただ一つ、「テメーは俺を、チョコバナナ。」
🤔
Yall, I just realized crazy diamond could unmow your lawn or uncut your hair. It'd be the best stand for mildly inconveniencing your foes
Annoying Diamond
ngl D4C looks like the playboy stand
The stand users could be anywone!
The stand users:
"you only hit 2 skittles"
"i was aiming for 2 skittles"
Jotaro casually throwing it without holding the ball
D4Cめっちゃ再現してるの嬉しすぎる笑
Man's heart and actions were utterly unclouded
Daily dose of jojo memes is the best cure for boredom
I like how jotaro's "Star platinum" looks like Jonathan Joestar and Josuke's "Crazy diamond" looking like the window shrapnel that was thrown at Kira.
The d4c one will always be my favorite, it's just cool imo
Imagine using your stand only to not yeet it halfway down the lane and get 3 strikes (you threw it so hard that all pins in the other lanes fell too)
Average day seeing jotaro bowling, joske stacking up cups, and valentine just being a president 💀💀💀
Which stand is the 3rd one, it doesn't look familiar
Jojo poses in public spaces hit way to hard and i love it
My phone went za warudo for 5 seconds💀 exactly when he said za warudo
The bowling one should have had the bowling ball being thrown into the ceiling.
Even the world is jojo reference
You mean Za Warudo is jojo reference?
oh no…it’s true…our lives our a jojo reference AND I FUCKING LOVE IT
Jotaro hit so hard the fucking black line is still there
Star Flatinum's precision is carzy💀
時間が止まってもボールは止まらなかった
D4C好きすぎるw
is it me or us dreaming/day dreaming is like revert to zero
未だにストライクを外したのはそこに敵スタンドがいたからだが忘れられない
First time I've seen Crazy Diamond standing flat footed 🗿
crazy diamond really repaired the cups
I wasnt expecting the last one to disaapear for real 😭🙏🏻🔥💀
ヴァレンタインがガチすぎて驚く
I want to do Sticky Fingers next... watch i open this zipper... 😂😂😂 (my ass gonna end up in Italy...)
That last one got me scratching my head.
“Dirty deeds done dirt cheap”
If that was the real Star Platinum, Jotaro would only get strikes
時止めるの全く必要ないの好きww
He froze time lol could've just walked into the aisle and bowled
あまり時を止める必要がないとゆう事実
Heaven's Door = Artists who have learnt they can draw anything. *Anything.*
Them: you miss
Him: i was aiming for the 3 bottles
C4D:Aww man fuck now I'm going to find a new valentine
Im such a fucking jojo fan that i could hear the "DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA" in the second clip
Uhm actually its dorarararararararara...🤓☝️
No way every thing is a jojo refence now😭
I’m so glad I just finished steel ball run so I can understand this reference
My curiosity rivals that of curious george,
It's been a year since I watched Jojo episodes and Jojo's manga, I am missing JJBA a lot :(
DC in JoJo bizarre adventure when Batman have stand
You thought it was crazy diamon but it was I Mandom
The other guy in the D4C one is also on the ground for more realism
Man, sp still fumbles 😭
Being on a wheelchair is a jojo reference
Punching your chest to make your hiccup stop is a jojo reference
Fixing something by punching is a jojo reference
Breathing is a jojo reference
Believing em god is a jojo reference
Spinning is a jojo reference
Balls are a jojo reference
Purple vines are a jojo reference
String is a jojo reference
The bri' ish is a jojo reference
Swimming is a jojo reference
Regeneration is a jojo reference
Paper is a jojo reference
The president is a jojo reference
The jojo reference explained
Wheelchair: johnny
Punch chest: gold experience
Fixing by punch: crazy diamond
Breathing: hamon
God: God
Spinning: spin
Balls: Joseph or SBR
Purple vines: hermit purple
String: stone free
Bri' ish: Jonathan
Swimming: diver down
Regeneration: vampire
Paper: enigma
President: funny valentine
why is crazy diamond staring me
I think donald trump is Using Za Warudo.
Doesn't he have D4C?
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - said the president of America
Is it us or…our whole life has been a jojo reference
スタープラチナ一個しか倒れてないの草
Tecnicamente crazy diamond no funciona asi...pero es un buen ejemplo..
DID MY GUYS JUST DISAPEAR
スタープラチナの代名詞でもある精密な動きがめちゃくちゃ雑で草
You never see the shoes on a stand but damn. Crazy diamond looks like he has really long socks
the jotaro part how would the bowling ball even move in time stop
Malicious crimes committed for a dime
Curazy Dayomanda is GER fr fr.
Ermm the bowling ball would not move if time was stopped🤓👆
O D4C foi de lascar kkkkkk
Shining diamond would be useful asf
Star platinum when don't have actuary
He isnt aiming to the pins,he is aiming on enemy stand users
my favorite stands: firmament valuable metal, insane carbon, 20$ is 20$
I thought D4C was going to be the video of the dudes getting in the fight in the bathroom; and the dude respawns from the stall.
Remember, All humans can be stand user even an animal 🤫
What are you talking about? That second one looks exactly like Mandom
Una muy buena representscion de los standa xd
"i will make this country great again!"*goes to the milk dimension*
Bruh the second one should be golden experience requiem
このスタープラチナ精度悪いな、からのクレイジーダイアモンド
I started watching the anime but when the stands appear (I'm on chapter 18 of the pillar men)
What part you on
Весь мир это отсылка на Джо джо
My country is a jojos reference 💀
I thought Star Platinum is supposed to have high precision.
D4Cめっちゃそれっぽいwwww