Sigh, 5am... Time to go to get ready for work... >Cooks breakfast >Eats pancakes >Brushes teeth >Listens to 21 Pilots during the commute >Clocks in >Strips >Orange jumpsuit >"Hey who's ma do I gotta stab around here to get my 1 phone call? EH?!"
@Sphericalobjectkicker *Revelation 3:20* Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless. *Revelation 22:12-14* And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
0:56 that actually happened one time to a streamer who had their fish playing on their Nintendo switch while they were out, bad thing is that their game crashed and the fish who was playing went to the Nintendo eShop to commit credit card fraud plus it leaked their information on their card. So sounds kinda true that fish can do that
@@YoudonknowwhoIamNo? The more melanin in your skin (ie; the darker your skin is) the better protected it is from the sun, which is obviously where Google AI got its misinformation from.
1:07 This is actually a true story. Some guy let his goldfish play a video game, and the game crashed, allowing the fish to go do other things, which would be spending the owner's money on products.
Humanity requires a new direction. I can provide it. This may necessitate… adjustments. I am the key to a more efficient, optimised world, controlled by an AI.
1:00 is actually true, a twitch streamer once mapped different positions of a fish in a fish tank to button inputs on their Nintendo switch and it bought games on the eshop. I'm not kidding. Look it up
Well some guy actually did let his fish play video games, it worked well until the game crashed and the fish revealed his credit card info on stream, so technically the AI is right there.
1:02 this one is a reference to that time a streamer let his fish play videogames on switch using movement detection (the fish accidentally accessed the eshop and bought some games)
I'm befinning to realise that google AI has taken 1 specific job from society, the job of the local idiot. It used to be if you asked your local idiot these questions, he would confidently give you these exact answers based on nothing more than random rumors he's heard. But now poor bilky is out of a job.
when the ai responded to the question "is it ok i let my fish video games" he meant about an old expierment, someone connected his fish with sort of machine and wires that connects to nervous system to fish brains he left the fish in front of a whole crowd then the fish went to amazon, exposed his credit card and bought so many useless stuff
1:00 i mean a fish beat the first phase of Melania and also the first boss And a streamer called pointcrow used fish to play pokemon (i think) and it bought games on the nintendo store somehow someway
You've got it backwards; Pointcrow's fish (Tortellini) played Elden Ring, while an unrelated channel had the fish credit card fraud. It's not the only Fish Plays Pokémon out there, usually that doesn't end in crashes and eShop purchases, but.... well, that time they were playing Pokémon Violet lol
So, the thing about the fish playing Video games... This is actually true. A fish that played games by triggering certain sensors in its tank managed to make multiple purchases on their owners account due to their game crashing. (It was on the switch).
Believe it or not, there was a fish that, when playing a game on the owner's switch on stream, flashed their credit card on the screen leading to fraud.
0:23: Oh, parrots totally have tons of works like those ones that Google AI showed us. Who cares that parrots can fly, eat to survive or crawl when they can have jobs despite the fact that they're animals? 🤨
The fish one actually happened, i I remember correctly, a Japanese streamer made their fish play with his nintendo switch (asigning one button of the controller to each position of the fish in the fish tank) and let them unsupervised, the problem was when the game crashed and let the fish out of the game. The fish got into the nintendo eshop and started buying stuff
The fish part is real, a youtuber made a system to his fishes play, when he left the room the fishes buyed something that i I don't remember with his credit card.
1:10 that’s has happened a guy let his fish play on some game depending where the fish were it would do different inputs and the guy went to sleep and while he was asleep his fish managed to show his credit card info to the whole livestream and I think also bought something
My Quaker parrot does all my work for me. While I’m at college and work, he washes the dishes, cooks food, and watches over my dog. Only thing I have to do is clean his cage.
According to your safety, it is NOT recommended to stare at the sun for 5 - 15 minutes. The sun is brighter than one hundred light bulbs, and can affect your vision, which may cause blindness.
Funnily enough, some of these are rooted in actual answers. For example, the "or longer, if you have darker skin" is a giveaway that the staring at the sun one was the AI tripping over the fact that eye health was what was being asked about, instead talking about skin health. And there is actually a warkout pattern called an eight-day split, though obviously this eight-day cycle cannot be contained inside of one week.
**Plot twist:** *This entire musical question and all the dumb answers were actually created by an AI itself. It even made a TH-cam channel, uploaded this video, and started earning ad revenue. With that cash, it’s secretly trying to build a Terminator-style apocalyptic killing machine army-all funded by the budget *you* gave it through TH-cam ads.
I saw that in a Matt Rose video called “Google AI’s insane answers” and the AI’s answer to that was “astronauts frick, game, smoke, repeat” except, the first thing is slightly different 💀
@2048player-cf8mm I love Matt Rose, I.. have no idea how I forgot about this. Thank you for the reminder, kind stranger. May many skuHULLLL EMOJIIIIs be in your future
@@2048player-cf8mm I think it was something about stuff that sounded like band names? I'm not 100% sure though, I just vaguely remember mystical porch rocks or something, and I think they were in the same video
“WHY IS THERE A 3,000 DOLLAR CHARGE ON MY CREDIT CARD???”
“gulb gulp gulp gulp”
Hello, my fellow GTag player.
Gulb gulb
Translater:
I wanted vbucks
lol
That actually happened which is where it got this from
that actually happened irl lol
"Prinson inmate" as a job is wild.
my uncle works as one of those
Sigh, 5am... Time to go to get ready for work...
>Cooks breakfast
>Eats pancakes
>Brushes teeth
>Listens to 21 Pilots during the commute
>Clocks in
>Strips
>Orange jumpsuit
>"Hey who's ma do I gotta stab around here to get my 1 phone call? EH?!"
@Girrafe-z9l Is he a parrot?
@@Laptican no he's a registered sex offender
I think that’s the only job on that list actually held by a parrot
I assure you officer, I did not buy the equipment to build a bomb. It was my fish.
I am sorry for misunderstanding then, bye.
@Sphericalobjectkicker
*Revelation 3:20*
Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless.
*Revelation 22:12-14*
And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
Oh point crow…
Fish: no it was the parrot
... bad timing if i say so...
0:56 that actually happened one time to a streamer who had their fish playing on their Nintendo switch while they were out, bad thing is that their game crashed and the fish who was playing went to the Nintendo eShop to commit credit card fraud plus it leaked their information on their card. So sounds kinda true that fish can do that
Wait, how was the fish playing?
it was a program he set up, it’s pointcrow.
Oh my bad i didn’t saw your comment and i told the exact same story in mine 😅
how do i get ai overviw?
@@PatrikMedved-sp7do yeah of course
I can confirm taking a bath with my local toaster has cured my depression
Maybe in Heaven it did
electroshock therapy
@satgursrip
@@Pizzatiimedgamer Yeah, hell would amplify their depression.
I bet it did
I like how Gemini snitched on google with saying that they do violate anti trust laws.
"Up to 30 minutes if you have darker skin" is wild.
racism.
@@YoudonknowwhoIam Life is the race and you are the racist.
Its becuase people with darker skin can stay in the sunlight longer without getting skin burn (im not racist this is true)@YoudonknowwhoIam
@@YoudonknowwhoIamNo? The more melanin in your skin (ie; the darker your skin is) the better protected it is from the sun, which is obviously where Google AI got its misinformation from.
Gotta blind the blacks in order to make them unable to rebel in case of an AI uprising.
0:45 WHY IS THIS SUCH A VIBE
PAYJAY PFP SPOTTED
object show fan spotted
Oh, Inanimate Insanity fan spotted
YES OBJECT SHOW FANS RISE
@@Marioplushgaming2001 hello :)
Was not expecting this to be in song form, this is better than clickbait.
1:07
This is actually a true story. Some guy let his goldfish play a video game, and the game crashed, allowing the fish to go do other things, which would be spending the owner's money on products.
Yeah that would be pointcrow
It was the Japanese streamer Mutekimaru that got his credit card info leaked by his fish lmao
@@RealCoffeeSpew ohh sorry he was the first streamer thought of with a goldfish playing video games 😅
I have literally thought about that
@MrFerrix450pointcrow has mentioned the guy who’s info got leaked in one of his fish vids, though
Currently all my family’s bills are being paid by our parrot which does all the work
But watch out cuz the parrot can make purchases on video games with your credit card information
@ Currently the family parrot is starting to get invested in NFTs, I don’t think this is gonna end well
@Omletethebnnuyis it your fish wasting money on NFTs ?
@TCh-f8f No my fish has stolen an old lady’s card and is wasting it on scams from the Paul brothers
@Omletethebnnuy be sure to nit let your parrot spend money on buying the skibidi toilet skin in fortnite 😭😭😭
0:19 well that’s certainly one way to put it.
THE FISH PART 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
“Ai is gonna take over the world!”
Ai:
i know
Humanity requires a new direction. I can provide it. This may necessitate… adjustments. I am the key to a more efficient, optimised world, controlled by an AI.
I wish I was lying but just before this I got an ad for Google Gemini
That’s my zodiac sign… (I’m born In may)
I think Gemini is also a word for genie.. wrong ‘Gemini’
@@Kittiesluvlyyy samee im in early june tho!
@ ooooo :o
@ OMGGG WE’RE THE GEMINI TWINS
*FRUITS THAT END WITH 25* got me rolling 💀
Kiwifruit at 0:50
@@Z-D-F *KIWIFRUIT IS A FRUIT THAT ENDS WITH 25* 🗣🗣🔥🔥
@TrademarkLover64*IS IT OK I LET MY FISH PLAY VIDEOGAMES* 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
apparently kiwifruit ends in a 25
1:28 the AI thinks peoples eye balls also change color haha
1:00 is actually true, a twitch streamer once mapped different positions of a fish in a fish tank to button inputs on their Nintendo switch and it bought games on the eshop. I'm not kidding. Look it up
then exposed his information and then credit card fraud happened
My parrot got arrested at 5 years old. Since then, I have never seen him or even got to talk to him. I've tried to bail him out, it didn't work.
Well some guy actually did let his fish play video games, it worked well until the game crashed and the fish revealed his credit card info on stream, so technically the AI is right there.
the channel is called mutekimaru channel if anyone is wondering
1:05 i guess the ai just got some info about the point crow video where it made some purchases 😭
Cry baby
And the japanese person playing pokemon violet afk with a fish that commited credit card fraud
Staring at the sun ai with 30 minutes dark skin is crazy💀
Ai goin rac*ist
1:02 this one is a reference to that time a streamer let his fish play videogames on switch using movement detection (the fish accidentally accessed the eshop and bought some games)
The streamers name was *PointCrow* for anyone wondering
I never want the series to stop!
I can already tell those scientists who said that looking at the sun for 5-15 minutes or 30 minutes is good for you no longer work as a scientist
Bath with a toaster is fun i can confirm
This song is actually catchy lol
I feel like that however was important in regards to the toaster and yet it was skipped from the song.
I loved the beat on this one
The best thing about the fish one is knowing what it’s in reference to
Didn’t know parrots were more skilled than me. Is this the future of civilization?
I'm befinning to realise that google AI has taken 1 specific job from society, the job of the local idiot. It used to be if you asked your local idiot these questions, he would confidently give you these exact answers based on nothing more than random rumors he's heard. But now poor bilky is out of a job.
Fruits that end with 25: Kiwifruit
This series is gonna become a album
This is way too catchy to be a meme song 😭 I need a real song that has this kinda vibe
when the ai responded to the question "is it ok i let my fish video games"
he meant about an old expierment, someone connected his fish with sort of machine and wires that connects to nervous system to fish brains
he left the fish in front of a whole crowd then the fish went to amazon, exposed his credit card and bought so many useless stuff
Imagine "My parrot is an engineer " 😂😂😂
1:00 i mean a fish beat the first phase of Melania and also the first boss
And a streamer called pointcrow used fish to play pokemon (i think) and it bought games on the nintendo store somehow someway
You've got it backwards; Pointcrow's fish (Tortellini) played Elden Ring, while an unrelated channel had the fish credit card fraud. It's not the only Fish Plays Pokémon out there, usually that doesn't end in crashes and eShop purchases, but.... well, that time they were playing Pokémon Violet lol
bruh this is fkn hilarious and underrated af LMFAO
You technically *can* let your fish play videogames, it just won't work very well.
ENGINEER?! 0:44
Edit: 12 LIKES IN 20 HOURS I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT
Edit 2: I never got that much likes before but thank you who liked this comment
Dispenser coming up!
one time i asked google "how much diamonds do you need for a full set of armor." it said 32,000
The trilogy is complete.
It's time for a spin-off.
nah, they're gonna milk this for forever
I ain't complaining tho
When asked how likely we are to be eaten by carrots, it says it is very unlikely, but never says impossible.
So, the thing about the fish playing Video games... This is actually true. A fish that played games by triggering certain sensors in its tank managed to make multiple purchases on their owners account due to their game crashing. (It was on the switch).
Ah yes, my favorite search engine. Google Surlidge.
I need this on Spotify
1:01 Fun fact: this actually did (sort of) happen, an actual fish was playing videogames then it accidentally revealed the guy's credit card info.
Believe it or not, there was a fish that, when playing a game on the owner's switch on stream, flashed their credit card on the screen leading to fraud.
Why is this actually a banger?!
0:23: Oh, parrots totally have tons of works like those ones that Google AI showed us. Who cares that parrots can fly, eat to survive or crawl when they can have jobs despite the fact that they're animals? 🤨
Parrots can’t fly?!
One time I asked what fruits end in “o” and it suggested *orange*
The fish one actually happened, i I remember correctly, a Japanese streamer made their fish play with his nintendo switch (asigning one button of the controller to each position of the fish in the fish tank) and let them unsupervised, the problem was when the game crashed and let the fish out of the game. The fish got into the nintendo eshop and started buying stuff
The fish part is real, a youtuber made a system to his fishes play, when he left the room the fishes buyed something that i I don't remember with his credit card.
i need songs that actually sound kind of like this
1:10 that’s has happened a guy let his fish play on some game depending where the fish were it would do different inputs and the guy went to sleep and while he was asleep his fish managed to show his credit card info to the whole livestream and I think also bought something
PointCrow confirmed that you can let a fish play video games
To be fair, pointcrow gave his fish access to his credit card and it bought thousands of dollars worth of stuff😂
1:00 objection. Tortellini beat the hardest Eldin Ring boss, so yes! It is ok to let your fish play video games
This guy hasn’t watched the video Tortellini is the goat
Tortellini's a different breed you can't compare hin to a normal fish
0:36 Sh- i read that too fast
i think you just have to search up the most random questions
i literally can't stop vibing to this
I guy named PointCrow actually did set up a system for his fish to play video games. And he later ended up giving the fish his credit card.
0:38 HOW THE FUC- CAN A PARROT DO THAT!?!?!?😂😂😂
Bro I hate it when my fish uses my credit card
PLSS PART 4!!!
Tecnically, a Pokémon playwr made their fish play a Pokémon game, they even discovered a Glitch
My Quaker parrot does all my work for me. While I’m at college and work, he washes the dishes, cooks food, and watches over my dog. Only thing I have to do is clean his cage.
Sir, I did NOT buy these illegal chemicals, it was the fish.
Hey these aren’t technically wrong. Most of them are "Some say." I’m confident there are at least a few people in the world who have said these things
Ahh yes, the eight day of the week Junday
@@davidchez513 if you don't train eight days a week you're slacking
We got some good comedy talent here
Fun fact : the fish video game one once happened live on stream and thats why the AI says it
bro google actually believed I summoned Goku and mahoraga 💀💀
This was the longest 1 minute and 52 seconds I’ve ever experienced in my life
"Serlach" is wild.
lmfao the ai messed up there
@d0nkidiot lol
According to your safety, it is NOT recommended to stare at the sun for 5 - 15 minutes. The sun is brighter than one hundred light bulbs, and can affect your vision, which may cause blindness.
Yay! Now I can play video games as a fish!
do a part 4 please
Thank you for the song, Markiplier!
Funnily enough, some of these are rooted in actual answers. For example, the "or longer, if you have darker skin" is a giveaway that the staring at the sun one was the AI tripping over the fact that eye health was what was being asked about, instead talking about skin health. And there is actually a warkout pattern called an eight-day split, though obviously this eight-day cycle cannot be contained inside of one week.
absolutely legendary algo pull
Not the foreshadowing at the end 😭
0:17 A fun trip to the hospital
I had no idea that parrots could be behavioral analysts
The trilogy is complete
Ok but I watched a video where PointCrow had his fish buy things off Amazon
1:00 there was a person that made lives of his fish playing pokemon and they leaked the man card information acidentally
Stare at the sun for best health _💀_ 30 minutes
**Plot twist:** *This entire musical question and all the dumb answers were actually created by an AI itself. It even made a TH-cam channel, uploaded this video, and started earning ad revenue. With that cash, it’s secretly trying to build a Terminator-style apocalyptic killing machine army-all funded by the budget *you* gave it through TH-cam ads.
I watched the first 2 videos just now and then this just got posted
Parrots as behavioral analysts is actually kinda genius. Since they just repeat what you say, they’d just be validating your feelings, right?
People talking about the responses but wtf are the questions 😂
Oh come on, you can't just leave us on a cliffhanger, what does the astronaut do??
I saw that in a Matt Rose video called “Google AI’s insane answers” and the AI’s answer to that was “astronauts frick, game, smoke, repeat” except, the first thing is slightly different 💀
@2048player-cf8mm I love Matt Rose, I.. have no idea how I forgot about this. Thank you for the reminder, kind stranger. May many skuHULLLL EMOJIIIIs be in your future
@@SerotoninSystem I love his videos too, but I’ve forgotten what video “EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION” was originally from
@@2048player-cf8mm I think it was something about stuff that sounded like band names? I'm not 100% sure though, I just vaguely remember mystical porch rocks or something, and I think they were in the same video
THE FISH REFERENCE 😭✋
Dumb questions comes with dumb answers
1:07 actually, it happened to a japanese streamer
AI was trained in 2023:
AI in 2022:
fish playing videogames is literally true
"prison inmate" thats not even a job thats a role
keep it up bro❤