I didn't see any in the comments so I thought I would do it myself lol 0:00 Gale Force 5 4:35 The Birth 8:23 Master Debater 12:34 Hacker/NordVPN drama (don't know what to call this lol) 16:11 Radio Drama
you all prolly dont care at all but does anybody know a way to get back into an Instagram account?? I stupidly forgot the login password. I appreciate any tricks you can give me.
I showed that scene to my best friend who doesn't watch the show But knows a few of the Voice actors It became the most intricate intern joke I've ever created
I was primarily an audio listener for a while, and I thought Talisen didnt laugh as much as the others, and now I realize its because he just turns red and starts wheezing and its the most precious and beautiful thing I have ever seen.
And when he truly isn't reacting, there's still a good chance he's just trying to come up with the worst possible pun to torment the rest of the cast with
I remember Sam talking about why he quit that master debating team. It was that they treated themselves as above it all, an inner circle, even though they were in fact just jerks. A circle of jerks, if you will.
Damn it, I thought you were talking serious there. Can't believe you were just jerkin me around. Pulling my leg. Twisting my tail. You seem good at it too. Clearly, a master baiter.
the master debate bit is TO THIS DAY the funniest thing i have ever seen, matt slowly loosing the will to live and taliesin going purple cause hes laughing so hard is comedy GOLD
I love when Matt has to go "btw because it wasn't clear, D&D Beyond is a service for playing D&D" because Sam's sponsor segments derailed so much lmao.
Taliesin on the verge of tears because he’s laughing, mouthing “help me” and covering his face because of the craziness that is Sam’s skits give me so much joy is not even funny.
4:18 This is one of the things I love the most. When Sam puts so much focus into the bit that he forgets to actually advertise the sponsor so Matt has to do it afterwards.
5:14 Sam: Liam will be the doctor- Liam: a Real Job dad! Cracks me everytime and I hate the fact that it's so relatable, apart of "I bring new from the Womb" I think it's the things that makes me laugh me most of that segment.
I look forward to Sam’s ad at the beginning of every episode. He never disappoints. Also, the physical struggle that Ashley had to fight when she was delivering that line “thanks but I don’t think that cigarette could handle me” is so funny to me 😂 it’s like her whole body was rejecting it.
Or.. this was their plan all along.. and Sam gets all these ads directly from D&D Beyond. Where a team of writers every week need to produce something to one-up the last week.
@ DOUBLE PLOT TWIST: One of the clones is actually an evil clone... and it's the one we see doing every ad-read. To make sure every D&D Beyond ad is performed at the level and accuracy they demand. The evil part will come up in a future ad-read where the real Sam needs to fight for his identity and prevent being completely replaced.. all tastefully done in a 90min. feature length ad.
These are all gold but the one i keep replaying is 5:37. Sam's impression of Travis was funny enough but Tali's immediate reaction just kills me everytime!
How has nobody animated these yet? Specifically Gale Force 5: A Gale In Your Coffin please and thank you. I would do it but I'm terrible at drawing and if I'm being 100% honest, just lazy. Thanks once again mysterious animators.
It's way better researched with regards historically Hollywood has portrayed hackers in movies, which is a huge part of what makes it so excellent. The swordfish reference gets me EVERY DAMN TIME! 😂
@@DeathBringerBecky Just in case and for the slim, slim chance that you have been born this century and don't actually know, there is a movie called Password: Swordfish. It has the best goddamn 90s hacking there is in a movie. :D
Swordfish has a long history of being used as a password, there's a great bit with the Marx Brothers where Groucho is trying to get in and Chico is protecting the door, "You can't come in unless you say swordfish" it's a great bit especially when Harpo comes to the door,
People keep seeing Talesin as some sort of god or claims he has a true form that consists of a floating pyramid with an eye, but in reality, I think his true ancestry is just a bunch of fucking tomatoes because that's what he looks like when he starts laughing color-wise.
Laura taking off her sunglasses to reveal a second set of sunglasses straight up killed me. When I watched the episode for the first time, I had to pause it because I was laughing so fucking hard. Completely blindsided me.
Ashley's dry delivery just made her lines all the funnier. I can just imagine We Got Gale as either one of those purposely bad action flicks or brilliantly bad comedy. Either way it was my favorite bit. "It's Justice Bitch" just cracked me the hell up.
There were some "good" group ads too in c1, like the Loot Crate salesman during the dust bowl, but I don't have time to look. But thanks to you, I remembered it and am "grateful" for your service
i know that sam is an improv veteran, but i'm still so impressed by his ability to 'yes and' absolutely everything that the rest of the cast throws at him
“The Adventures of Glint P. McGinney: Private Dick” might be one if the greatest skits I’ve ever seen/heard. We need to turn that into a 5 episode mini-series
Thanks for this glorious glorious gift to humanity. Sam has a way with words and I look forward to his ads almost as much as I look forward to Thursdays
this is not much in this world that can strike fear in an eldritch deity like Tailiesin Jaffe, but Sam’s D&D Beyond ads are most certainly one of these things
19:45 The "moonwalking" and the sound Sam makes when McGinty hits the pavement...BAH! :'D Good gods, but Sam did it!!! Travis: Oh, my god, what the fuck is the matter with you!
I didn't see any in the comments so I thought I would do it myself lol
0:00 Gale Force 5
4:35 The Birth
8:23 Master Debater
12:34 Hacker/NordVPN drama (don't know what to call this lol)
16:11 Radio Drama
12:34 should be called you've been sliced
12:34 and sequential bits are officially known as The Nordverse or Nord by Nordwest. It even has its own CR wiki page
Flando would be proud.
you all prolly dont care at all but does anybody know a way to get back into an Instagram account??
I stupidly forgot the login password. I appreciate any tricks you can give me.
@Brayan Bridger instablaster :)
"Mother... I bring news from the womb" cracks me up every time
I want that as the text notification my friends use for me
I screamed louder than I should at this moment.
7:22
I showed that scene to my best friend who doesn't watch the show
But knows a few of the Voice actors
It became the most intricate intern joke I've ever created
That needs to be a tshirt...
Warning, do not take a sip of your drink right as Ashley is delivering a line.
GAG ME WITH A SPOON
She's so dry in her delivery.
better yet, just put the drink down until this is done, lmao
I don't think that cigarette could
*cocks gun*
handle me!
@@C_Bat this absolutely had me
Liam will be the doctor “a real job dad” kills me every single time
Should have made that role as Matt considering his photo in the Doctors uniform Sam dumped on them 🤣🤣🤣
oh and he said it with the straightest face possible. it slew me.
all i've learned is that laura is sam's biggest enabler
Hacking Photosynthesis! She’s in!
She is, up until the point where Sam turns her into a farting and burping TV police chief... ;)
@@Leafsdude I need to see this!
Yes, but Marisha does her share. She enables his terrible jokes and puns. Her squeaky laugh gives him validation while everyone else cringes.
This is why the chaos metre went through the roof when they sat them next to each other for this campaign
I love watching Sam regularly do 3d6 psychic damage to his friends
bold of you to assume it's *only* 3d6
@@WeGoblinFolk Seeing Taliesin face, i'd say he took enough damages to bring him to 1HP, and that's a lot when we see his wits
Dissonant Whispers? 👀
More like make them roll wisdom saving throws
Only 3d6? I think it's at least 3d100
Are we just gonna ignore when laura took off her sunglasses to reveal ANOTHER pair of sunglasses
14:30 💯🌟✨🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sunglasses....... TWO
her absolute face of regreat when she said "hack the planet" was priceless.
You are not a 1337 haxxor from the 90's, if you are not wearing double pair of sleek sunglasses!
As a tech nerd, that ad gave me cancer, cured it, then gave me a worse type of cancer immediately after.
its not often when one of the parts of a show i look forward to the most is the ad segment
I actually look forward to the ads and the intro the most. Super weird but ya know
you know when ads are made right they are the ones that make you laugh
it was the moment i realise i enjoyed the intro as much as the show that I realised i had become a hardcore critter
Says a lot about the show then if that's what you look forward to the most.
It’s all a complot
Because the moment you finish an episode you click on the next to see the dnd beyond ad, and so on and so on
Taliesin mouthing "Help me" is just precious.
M. Arbanassi timestamp?
@@gthetree1 2:49
Even for an ancient being, Sam Riegal is still too much and a chaotic being unseen.
I was primarily an audio listener for a while, and I thought Talisen didnt laugh as much as the others, and now I realize its because he just turns red and starts wheezing and its the most precious and beautiful thing I have ever seen.
It's because pyramids don't have good lungs, and start wheezing very quickly.
Talesin strikes me as super intimidating to people on accident but he's actually as much a goblin as the rest of the group. I love that man.
Yeah god he gets so red its hilarious 😂
As an audio listener it took a bit to bit to figure out that also!
And when he truly isn't reacting, there's still a good chance he's just trying to come up with the worst possible pun to torment the rest of the cast with
Can we get a supercut of the best quotes from Critical Role out of context?
And be sure to put "Mother, I bring news from the womb." in there.
"I'm a master-debater."
"I'll master-debate Liam [...]"
@@MoonyFBM UNTIL HE COMES [...]
@@wewetke1553 there goes Sam, the master-debater
@@wewetke1553 to the REALIZATION [...]
"Folks call me" *shotgun sounds* "Justice, bitch"
"Shall I follow you over this GRAVEL AREA?" kills me every time
The goddamn pile of silverware xD
Taliesin is just slowly dying through all of these
It's all Sam's plan to siphon his endless life force and live forever
The redder he becomes
The more demons scape from his basement
His face journeys might just be the best part of these, and that's saying something!
Him and Matt, but mostly him.
@@giorgiomauceri410 like the Devil Toad from the start of the second campaign!
“And Thank you D&D Beyond for your infinite patience.” A mood
Cutting to Matt's silent face-palming and, just, Taliesin's face during these bits r my favorite parts XD omg
He tries so hard to hold it together.
The entire hacker scene he's on the verge of tears and it's amazing lmao.
10:08
For the sake of posterity
11:03 is gold since you can see the vein popping on his forehead haha it is trying so hard not to die laughing
When Taliesin goes red, you know it's a good bit XD
The baby Willingblam bit is the best thing Sam ever wrote.
I wonder if Matt felt weird playing Laura's kid when Marisha played Laura. That whole skit was incredible
I lost it at "Mother, I bring news from the womb."
It's up there for sure
I wish we could see Travis, and Laura’s reactions to that.
@@R_Caine"Lo, my baby is perfection" did me in
I remember Sam talking about why he quit that master debating team. It was that they treated themselves as above it all, an inner circle, even though they were in fact just jerks. A circle of jerks, if you will.
underrated
You win 🏆
It took me a second
Damn it, I thought you were talking serious there. Can't believe you were just jerkin me around. Pulling my leg. Twisting my tail.
You seem good at it too. Clearly, a master baiter.
"Mother, I bring news from the womb"
This is the greatest sentence ever uttered
the master debate bit is TO THIS DAY the funniest thing i have ever seen, matt slowly loosing the will to live and taliesin going purple cause hes laughing so hard is comedy GOLD
Right? Everyone talks about Laura's giggling. But Matt's epic facepalm and Taliesin struggling to breath is what sells it.
@@steampunker7seeing matt just full faced buried in his hands sent me i could physically feel his braincells shedding while listening to that😂😂
I was not ready for Laura to take off the sunglasses to reveal more sunglasses
Old "Master debater" jokes. Everyone else: "Oh god" Laura Bailey: Laughs her ass off. She truly is 13 years old.
Fun mom alert, wish I was Baby Bailingham
Taliesin turning bright red as that segment goes on is adorable.
@@brockmarie I think that is shame as much as it is suppressed laughter. He'd start bawling laughing if he could, but that'd ruin the segment. :D
@@brockmarie He's laughing so hard, it's contagious.
Laura’s smile in that moment was true, unfiltered, Joy and it was beautiful to see.
I love when Matt has to go "btw because it wasn't clear, D&D Beyond is a service for playing D&D" because Sam's sponsor segments derailed so much lmao.
Taliesin on the verge of tears because he’s laughing, mouthing “help me” and covering his face because of the craziness that is Sam’s skits give me so much joy is not even funny.
4:18 This is one of the things I love the most. When Sam puts so much focus into the bit that he forgets to actually advertise the sponsor so Matt has to do it afterwards.
And then apologize. XD
16:21 "Anyway, the bit." All of Sam's ads summed up in three little words.
Also 20:26 is a good candidate!
“Hey, I did it!!”
“Oh my god...what the fuck is the matter with you?”
“You did it. Whatever Sam did, he did it.”
14:35 laura removing her glasses to reveal another pair of glasses
Glassception.
Taliesin is gonna die from this someday. At least this version of him.
Oh, that already happened, I'm sure
Taliesin is an immortal vampire, probably.
Maybe Taliesin is vampire?
Misty Moore style?
Quoting Judge Doom: You Idiots. one of these days your going to laugh yourselves to death.
In comes Detective Valentine with a song and dance.
Taliesin choking on his own laughter till he goes red is the best
Matt Mercer being motionless during the Master Debating bit is the highlight of this video.
6:15 I love how everyone else is doing over blown caricatures of themselves and other cast members and this is just Matt's actual pain.
MOTHER. I BRING NEWS FROM THE WOMB!
During and after the “debate” conversation.
taliesins face: red
Mathew: disappointed
Tears: wiped
Liam: “why me”
Laura: GONE
9:12
"I'm a master debater."
Everyone: "oh no."
Laura: "Hehehehehehe."
Laura Bailey in a nutshell
Travis visibly going pale and saying "not on twitch"
know your audience
it's emphasized by the cut to the other side of the table where no one is laughing but you just hear Laura cackle. im dead 😂
Something only 2003 Donnie would say.
5:14
Sam: Liam will be the doctor-
Liam: a Real Job dad!
Cracks me everytime and I hate the fact that it's so relatable, apart of "I bring new from the Womb" I think it's the things that makes me laugh me most of that segment.
"thank you DnD Beyond...and i am...SO sorry"
i have not laughed this hard in a long time. that entire segment was phenomenal.
Matt... HACK TO YOU
Sam is an absolute genius with these skits he puts so much time into them to deliver an ad
"Sam Riegel's iconic bits but the ones where the cast get involved" surely warrants a video longer than 21 minutes by an order of magnitude.
"backdate the discodongle" could forever be the nerdiest thing sam has ever said
It sound like a bloodhound gang lyric
A Disco Dongle is a real thing and I'm amazed
I look forward to Sam’s ad at the beginning of every episode. He never disappoints. Also, the physical struggle that Ashley had to fight when she was delivering that line “thanks but I don’t think that cigarette could handle me” is so funny to me 😂 it’s like her whole body was rejecting it.
I feel like Sam is trying to loose D&D Beyond as a sponsor, but their PR team doesn’t care.
Or.. this was their plan all along.. and Sam gets all these ads directly from D&D Beyond. Where a team of writers every week need to produce something to one-up the last week.
@ DOUBLE PLOT TWIST: One of the clones is actually an evil clone... and it's the one we see doing every ad-read. To make sure every D&D Beyond ad is performed at the level and accuracy they demand.
The evil part will come up in a future ad-read where the real Sam needs to fight for his identity and prevent being completely replaced.. all tastefully done in a 90min. feature length ad.
It's like a game of chicken between dndbeyond and Sam.
One that keeps scaling up untill one of them can't take it anymore.
That's like every session of D&D I've ever been involved in. 4-7 people that are adults being 13. And it's damn great.
"Have they fired us yet?"
I would like to see a compilation titled "Every time one of Sam's ad bits caused Taliesin physical pain" 🤣
Gosh. They really are just a bunch of friends having a grand ol time. Look at them go. Good for them
“Let me just moon-walk over here”
*step-slide, step-slide*
“hEE-HEE”
When I say I spit out my drink...
Bits like these are constant reminders of how great they all are as Actors. There's more talent in that room than there are on most Hollywood sets.
Bruh
So true.
💯
Taliesin breaking down over these bits is what I live for
"What the fuck is the matter of you?" said through bouts of laughter is the best response to anything Sam does xD
Sam is an example of a True Chaotic Neutral.
Sam makes me want to cringe so hard I change dimensions, but I also want to give him an Oscar
Mood
Well, he has an emmy
nirobu he does?
@@itsflowerside A daytime Emmy for an animated show he did I think.
That must be what he's trying to get Taliesin to do so he can harness the energy from the gigglenexus.
HOW IS ASHLEY JOHNSON ALWAYS GLOWING IN THESE VIDEOS SHE'S AN ANGEL!
Daniel Bridges WRONG. She’s an aasimar.
Make up.
But yes
She is always extra cute
She's got some bangin highlighter and also she's a radiant goddess lol
Everlight powers, son!
These are all gold but the one i keep replaying is 5:37. Sam's impression of Travis was funny enough but Tali's immediate reaction just kills me everytime!
He's just barely holding it together.
How has nobody animated these yet? Specifically Gale Force 5: A Gale In Your Coffin please and thank you. I would do it but I'm terrible at drawing and if I'm being 100% honest, just lazy. Thanks once again mysterious animators.
th-cam.com/video/RQ7NPMFKxeY/w-d-xo.html
Gale Force V animated. Enjoy. ^^
I'm so glad that Sam gets to channel his insansity into constructive ads for a tabletop game.
When Travis said "Oh my god, what the fuck is the matter with you?" I felt that 😂😂😂
I can't believe ads can give me so much enjoyment
I aspire to be as happy as Sam looked when he was doing the sound affects for his homemade radio play.
aka: The Breaking of Taliesin Jaffe and Matt Mercer
The last one is just Nott fully taking over Sam's body.
No matter what, Sam`s hacking is still more believable than NCIS`s.
It's way better researched with regards historically Hollywood has portrayed hackers in movies, which is a huge part of what makes it so excellent. The swordfish reference gets me EVERY DAMN TIME! 😂
@@GravitySpace24601 whats it a reference to?
@@DeathBringerBecky Just in case and for the slim, slim chance that you have been born this century and don't actually know, there is a movie called Password: Swordfish.
It has the best goddamn 90s hacking there is in a movie. :D
Swordfish has a long history of being used as a password, there's a great bit with the Marx Brothers where Groucho is trying to get in and Chico is protecting the door, "You can't come in unless you say swordfish" it's a great bit especially when Harpo comes to the door,
The whole masterdebater bit, man. Start to finish. Everytime. When they cut to Matt with his face in his hand, I start crying.
The look on Matt's face as he begins to realize Sam hasn't explained what D&D Beyond actually is after the Galeforce 5 bit is great
"Quantize the fraggle rock" is such an underrated line
People keep seeing Talesin as some sort of god or claims he has a true form that consists of a floating pyramid with an eye, but in reality, I think his true ancestry is just a bunch of fucking tomatoes because that's what he looks like when he starts laughing color-wise.
That guy does a pretty good Matthew Mercer
I dunno, seemed forced
"He did it- whatever Sam did, he did it." Too true
Laura taking off her sunglasses to reveal a second set of sunglasses straight up killed me. When I watched the episode for the first time, I had to pause it because I was laughing so fucking hard. Completely blindsided me.
*slide whistle*
...
"BaUUHh"
20:10 🤣🤣🤣🤪🤣🤣🤣
Crowd funding for We Got Gale?
Ashley's dry delivery just made her lines all the funnier. I can just imagine We Got Gale as either one of those purposely bad action flicks or brilliantly bad comedy. Either way it was my favorite bit. "It's Justice Bitch" just cracked me the hell up.
Sam’s binary actually translates to the letter Y. Either he knew that or that was an unbelievable guess.
He is the best leet haxor ever after all
He rolled a 19
There were some "good" group ads too in c1, like the Loot Crate salesman during the dust bowl, but I don't have time to look. But thanks to you, I remembered it and am "grateful" for your service
My rear end that was a good one.
but you could've been... crateful
I literally started hyperventilating when Laura came out in her hacker gear.
Imagine baby Willingham watching this in 10 years and just facepalming along the way...
5:16 Sam: "Liam will be playing the doctor,"
Liam: "a real job dad" 😂😂😂😂😂
Taliesin has to put up with a lot
"Travis, dear! Your stallion is galloping to earth!" XD im sweating and crying
The noise Sam makes when Travis lands after jumping out the window literally incapacitates me every single time!! TOO GOOD!!!
Love how red everyone's faces got from talking about all the furious master debating!😁
Laura and Travis's child will grow up knowing Matt mercer once played them in an advertisement. How cool is that.
Sam is the Traveler.
truer words never spoken
Talisan's reactions during sams ads are always worth watching .. its almost as good as the ad itself
Matt: "And thank you, DND Beyond, for your infinite patience...."
Me: because Matt's is wearing thin.
AKA Taliesin dying inside for 21:02 minutes straight
I think he was dying on the outside too
holy hell i want matt to read me bedtimestories in that announcer voice
I will never forget the time my science teacher used the sound effects bit as an educational video. I have never had greater whiplash
Holy shit, i missed seeing this whole "Laura giving birth" thing.. jesus christ I bet Travis and Laura were DYING with laughter
marisha’s laura is underrated, it’s so ridiculously accurate to That One Laura Voice that’s most recognizable
i know that sam is an improv veteran, but i'm still so impressed by his ability to 'yes and' absolutely everything that the rest of the cast throws at him
“The Adventures of Glint P. McGinney: Private Dick” might be one if the greatest skits I’ve ever seen/heard. We need to turn that into a 5 episode mini-series
NordVPN is my favorite anime
"mother. i bring news from the womb" is literally one of my favorite moments in critical role and it's just an ad read
Honestly, Marisha’s Laura Bailey impression is REALLY good.
Thanks for this glorious glorious gift to humanity. Sam has a way with words and I look forward to his ads almost as much as I look forward to Thursdays
He's very well spoken. It must be from all of that practice master debating.
When you remember that Sam never saw that dust buster again XD 18:07
Coming back 2 YEARS later only to find out that they are STILL doing the same Nord VPN skit, and I LOVE IT
any time sam says “a bit of a radio play” you know it’s gonna be good
this is not much in this world that can strike fear in an eldritch deity like Tailiesin Jaffe, but Sam’s D&D Beyond ads are most certainly one of these things
19:45 The "moonwalking" and the sound Sam makes when McGinty hits the pavement...BAH! :'D Good gods, but Sam did it!!! Travis: Oh, my god, what the fuck is the matter with you!
I died laughing at 20:10
That "Bah!" was just beautiful
Taliesin is laughing so hard that his face almost matches his hair.
“Mother, I bring news from the womb” will always get me
Matt Facepalming while Travis and Tal wheeze and Sam soaks in the glory is just a scene of comedy.