No Fap | TMG - Episode 307

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  • @arochaleonardo
    @arochaleonardo ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    yall need to do a one hour cold open

    • @arochaleonardo
      @arochaleonardo ปีที่แล้ว +129

      the intro just plays halfway thru the episode or something

    • @ganzen0k
      @ganzen0k ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@arochaleonardo Then they talk for 15 more minutes then go to bonus

    • @ezradactyl
      @ezradactyl ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you skip the intro it basically is that 😂

    • @Tenji140
      @Tenji140 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Just noel doing stand up until Cody shows up 2 hours later

    • @arochaleonardo
      @arochaleonardo ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Tenji140isn't that what his shows are for 😂

  • @jacekkono5484
    @jacekkono5484 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    It took Cody an hour and a half of driving to realize he was on earth and no where near their space craft. That’s crazy!

    • @AgonyG59
      @AgonyG59 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t forget, the launchpad is on Earth

  • @graceuna3262
    @graceuna3262 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Kelsey and Cody’s kid is my favorite industry plant

    • @MikeEllchuk
      @MikeEllchuk ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My favorite industry plant is a philodendron :)

    • @alinab.5852
      @alinab.5852 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      First podcast nepo baby

    • @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere
      @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MikeEllchukvery good plant :)

    • @NateKennard
      @NateKennard ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s gonna be a battle between their baby and Megan Trainor’s baby

  • @whackkore6635
    @whackkore6635 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    i just know cody had that dad rage with the traffic. i can hear his “C’MONN”

    • @mariya_tortilla
      @mariya_tortilla ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But you just know he would never truly get violent

    • @jaythehuman2552
      @jaythehuman2552 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@mariya_tortillait'd be a more defeated type of "c'mon!"

  • @matthewharmeyer6129
    @matthewharmeyer6129 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I’m 24, 2.5 years outta college and honestly one of my best memories was listening to new and old episodes of the pod after working out and eating my shitty campus protein bowl. Life after school can have u feeling so lost and depressed, but part of my way to feel better is listening to u guys. Really appreciate Cody and Noel.

  • @tilerdurpen4135
    @tilerdurpen4135 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Noel eats food like that one kid who brought McDonald's for lunch after coming back from a doctor's appointment.

  • @RT-pj7tc
    @RT-pj7tc ปีที่แล้ว +218

    19:29 "What do you think im training for?" I know Noel played that off as a joke, but I can see in his eyes that theres a dream there. I believe in you Noel 😤

  • @Heyaayyayaayya
    @Heyaayyayaayya ปีที่แล้ว +252

    yo noel chill my man your voice is already deep enough you dont need to go all alpha on us. my gf listens to this podcast so dont do it again.

  • @dgiron
    @dgiron ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I love how the coffee table book stack is just getting taller and taller

  • @delusionalblews
    @delusionalblews ปีที่แล้ว +624

    Great episode guys just finished it

    • @lampsforgranted439
      @lampsforgranted439 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Yeah my favorite part was when they talked about that thing at 47:17

    • @zdf46
      @zdf46 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "uploaded 12 minutes ago" hmm....

    • @_e8a
      @_e8a ปีที่แล้ว +90

      it absolutely sickens me that you would come on here and tell lies like this. lots of people can't find the time to listen to the whole thing before commenting man. like youre just gloating about the fact that you finished the podcast. but you probably didn't even listen to the whole thing yet, you just want to brag about it. its honestly so messed up. I'm stuck on the first door dash ad read. have some respect

    • @viola8856
      @viola8856 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@_e8a😭😭💀

    • @3HUNNAGLORYBOY
      @3HUNNAGLORYBOY ปีที่แล้ว +34

      wdym you finished this is the no fap episode

  • @tswizzle4eva578
    @tswizzle4eva578 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Noel walking out as soon as the first ad break starts is so funny

  • @ExtendedRelease
    @ExtendedRelease ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Watched it in 50x amazing pod guys.

    • @InspectahReese
      @InspectahReese ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I love the part where Cody says

    • @contentconsumer3743
      @contentconsumer3743 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i liked the part where noel recited all 50 states in a quarter of a second

  • @hannahcrouch22
    @hannahcrouch22 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Cody, my guess is your nervous system was overstimulated from the cold plunge, heightening your anxiety, and you stood up too fast to get in the shower which is why the equilibrium in your ear messed up and you got the ringing probably. If youre anxious you don’t have to make it so cold so you’re not dying to get out!

    • @InspectahReese
      @InspectahReese ปีที่แล้ว +46

      All the coke probably didn’t help either

  • @theHusHfleamarket
    @theHusHfleamarket ปีที่แล้ว +7

    me laughing hysterically out loud right before cody says “it’s not funny.” is awesome 🤣

  • @micahdaniel7590
    @micahdaniel7590 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Listened to the whole thing! Got some cigarettes and lost my kids college fund playing slots. Amazing stuff guys! Very funny

  • @okayokayokay111
    @okayokayokay111 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    i’ve never been into gambling but listening to cody and noel talk about it makes me want to start. brb booking my ticket to vegas

    • @Cashhhhew
      @Cashhhhew ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You should start smoking too, they taught me that it’s cool and now I’m on a pack a day.

  • @farazahmed8025
    @farazahmed8025 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    25:15
    Noel: Yeah
    25:17
    Noel: 2x Yeah
    25:18
    Cody: Yeah

  • @lillyjae9962
    @lillyjae9962 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “I don’t think I can legally ask you that actually “ 😂😂😂 HR CODY

  • @cinna4462
    @cinna4462 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    does cody have a google alert for trending lesbian haircuts before he hits the barber or what

  • @tamus4655
    @tamus4655 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    58:13 no one’s talking about how awesome noels “come clean” line was

  • @aiiidze2071
    @aiiidze2071 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Noel must have swallowed a whole cup of honey, his voice so sensual this EP

  • @abbydisco
    @abbydisco ปีที่แล้ว +52

    noel’s voice sounding deep asf this episode, did his balls drop or smth?

    • @awsomeness242ify
      @awsomeness242ify ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He just had his 17th birthday 🎉

    • @_e8a
      @_e8a ปีที่แล้ว

      he has bovid these nuts in his mouth

    • @2DReanimation
      @2DReanimation ปีที่แล้ว +2

      10:00: "bobid"

  • @royalblueanimations
    @royalblueanimations ปีที่แล้ว +56

    How did Cody mail the mug shot so good 😭

    • @alsity1
      @alsity1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i was eating and just looked up at the screen and cody was there perfectly imitating it and i almost choked like i did not expect that

  • @simplep1anner
    @simplep1anner ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Noel voice sounding extra crispy today

  • @Yapperagent55
    @Yapperagent55 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Hope Cody recovers from his addiction before he has twins !

    • @worhtog
      @worhtog ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Am I gonna get bullied if I say this is getting old?

    • @Sickavelli
      @Sickavelli ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@worhtog nah i agree some jokes deserve death eventually

    • @Night_NightTv
      @Night_NightTv ปีที่แล้ว

      F them mans addictions

    • @lexparks42
      @lexparks42 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ll say a prayer ❤

  • @marcusbarfoed9206
    @marcusbarfoed9206 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Even after Noles bovid and cordy driving to work for 2,5 hours (possibly also jerking it in the car), you guys did a fantastic job with this episode

  • @megn8302
    @megn8302 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The laugh track snippet on Noel's bread joke sent me into a spiral for .5 seconds thanks gang appreciate it

  • @CNRMAX
    @CNRMAX ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Noel’s voice got that giga brad energy this week

    • @finn8808
      @finn8808 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      thank god its not just me. i thought i was going insane

  • @ItssDevv
    @ItssDevv ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Nutting is honestly fire." Im 22 and I cant stop laughing.

  • @skeletonizer9529
    @skeletonizer9529 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The "core of jiz and hair" line is the first time this podcast has straight up made me gag

    • @taylifts
      @taylifts ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just hate that it has the same structure as "a court of thorns and roses" lmaoo

  • @A13xandra3
    @A13xandra3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Cody checking his phone on pod: “oh wow Kelsey had the baby 🥳”

  • @dannyrosales6121
    @dannyrosales6121 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love how old these guys are,, they make me feel so young

  • @oogaboogass
    @oogaboogass ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Why does noel sound absolutely delicious this episode

  • @arielg7393
    @arielg7393 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    cody's explanation for the first 5 mins felt like 2 and a half hours 😭😭wym the pod is an hour long?

  • @whatafreakinusername
    @whatafreakinusername ปีที่แล้ว +3

    54:23 the comedian Patrice O'Neal found out that he had diabetes because a girl he pissed on said his piss tasted like birthday cake lol

  • @hattu7924
    @hattu7924 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    love noel talking about cs lol. i lowkey need to hear him talk more

  • @scuffedgravyboat
    @scuffedgravyboat ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hunter’s gonna lose his mind when he hears Noel’s voice on this one

  • @whoyoufightin1442
    @whoyoufightin1442 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The sound editing for Cody's angry eyebrows is so good 😂🤣🤣

  • @dannyh3200
    @dannyh3200 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    58:41 😂😂 funniest part of the whole podcast

    • @noneofthiseverhappened
      @noneofthiseverhappened ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It actually is a funny moment how'd you do that? Time traveller? Or did you just see "fapping" and skip straight ahead

  • @Laura.Lynn.
    @Laura.Lynn. ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love these dudes so much

  • @casket_05
    @casket_05 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Noel experienced all of teenage years in a weekend

  • @yurrrrr3333
    @yurrrrr3333 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    why is noels voice hot rn... wtf

  • @brocktonjohnson6223
    @brocktonjohnson6223 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    anyone else wondering where Noel gets his breakfast burrito?

  • @guillermomunoz-calanche1112
    @guillermomunoz-calanche1112 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    heheh i love eating my lunch whilst I hear Cody and Noel choke on theirs 🤭

  • @Ram-zc4fi
    @Ram-zc4fi ปีที่แล้ว +8

    my favorite part of when Cody met the TH-cam CEO was when he asked them how much money they make

  • @emilyelder5984
    @emilyelder5984 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What a scrumptious episode

  • @RandomTaemate
    @RandomTaemate ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Codys marriage to having a kid arc was quicker than his ketamine to cocaine arc it’s mind blowing

  • @bradencw
    @bradencw ปีที่แล้ว +7

    can’t wait to sign up for dashpash

  • @willywakka7830
    @willywakka7830 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Got a betterhelp ad that started with a guy saying "it's ok to not be ok" right when Cody was saying "I'm ok" to himself. I thought it was part of the pod for a second

  • @xmvy
    @xmvy ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Noel the type of guy to not fap

  • @madisonltree
    @madisonltree ปีที่แล้ว +6

    sometimes I listen to tmg without headphones and I always regret it when ppl are around..

  • @rileypowell3920
    @rileypowell3920 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    With each passing year Cody becomes more and more of a Chad

    • @ohaijrose
      @ohaijrose ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That just means he’s always been one and is becoming more comfortable in it lol.

    • @Cashhhhew
      @Cashhhhew ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ohaijrosehe’s just Ken ❤

  • @jaden_dot_jpg
    @jaden_dot_jpg ปีที่แล้ว +3

    had to come to this video just to confirm it was Noel talking. Damn, that bovid made his voice deep

  • @JaizMusic
    @JaizMusic ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Guy on the right looked like a young Mark Wahlberg in the thumbnail, and that's who I thought it was at first lol

  • @aaaaaaaa-xg4je
    @aaaaaaaa-xg4je ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Cody got that dad style already

  • @t.skitty
    @t.skitty ปีที่แล้ว +2

    noel’s ill voice sounds so fire for no reason. make a song while sick bro

  • @emmy8009
    @emmy8009 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    25:10 we all have that one dude in the party who needs a therapist just from how hard they grind the game. Not to mention the intense unaddressed anger issues caused by childhood trauma 🤣

  • @jaythehuman2552
    @jaythehuman2552 ปีที่แล้ว

    52:38 I was listening to this while at work. And how Cody and Noel played out the hypothetical was almost exactly how I pictured it. Lmao. 😂

  • @kidthekai
    @kidthekai ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good video, just finished, gonna watch the episode now

  • @VVv-zv1nc
    @VVv-zv1nc ปีที่แล้ว +4

    finally Noel is talking in his normal voice

  • @dariusg7044
    @dariusg7044 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You guys should do more TMG skits lol

  • @BassCannon1
    @BassCannon1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We finally got a real F1 segment lets goooooo, even though it's for Max lol😂

  • @dgiron
    @dgiron ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Released just as I made my morning coffee LET'S GOOO

  • @wastepreserve
    @wastepreserve ปีที่แล้ว +1

    cold showers also gave me anxiety and straight up made me more scared of pools. it's the dumbest but realest thing

  • @braydengee6679
    @braydengee6679 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Serving a mission and this is the last episode ill be able to watch for two years

  • @sean21209
    @sean21209 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think I speak for all tmg fans when I say we want more slots content 🤑

  • @PB0Y1834
    @PB0Y1834 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cody and Noel, dont get told what to do by your producers. Yall the bosses. Yall do what yall want!

  • @ethanprager4679
    @ethanprager4679 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Someone make an edit of 25:30 where they just say “yeah” back and forth to each other forever

  • @lavenderwisteria4245
    @lavenderwisteria4245 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank god iv been dying of boredom thanks bois 😅😂

  • @chandeliervalley7373
    @chandeliervalley7373 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’ll laugh my ass off if Cody puts on a dad bod

  • @iheartlreoy8134
    @iheartlreoy8134 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Noel shoulda wrote cody up for being late

  • @Invertcurt
    @Invertcurt ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the faint buzzing in the background of the entire episode

  • @JordanSmith-lk9nn
    @JordanSmith-lk9nn ปีที่แล้ว +4

    20:31 just looking for a yes or no on that one Noel

  • @SuperRosePower
    @SuperRosePower ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please talk about gambling more guys- we love it sooo much 😑

  • @zetchTV
    @zetchTV ปีที่แล้ว

    This episode genuinely had me laughing so hard the whole way through 😂 great stuff guys

  • @charliehalter6148
    @charliehalter6148 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    vegas talk is awesome keep it up

  • @jordiecartier
    @jordiecartier ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂 i’m excited for my chill 30’s

  • @odie_the_wienerdog
    @odie_the_wienerdog ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Noel looks high to me lmao 😂

  • @scuffedgravyboat
    @scuffedgravyboat ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I should NOT have been eating for that last third of the episode

  • @IsabellaAugust
    @IsabellaAugust ปีที่แล้ว +3

    CODY AND NOEL DO : VEGAS

  • @HueyGilmore
    @HueyGilmore ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why does Noel sound 6’4” this episode?😩 1:18

  • @hi_elyse
    @hi_elyse ปีที่แล้ว

    i unironically love the gambling talks, please don't stop or repress it

  • @anto81092
    @anto81092 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That God damn shower drain bit had me in shambles

  • @GLvv
    @GLvv ปีที่แล้ว +2

    bro i literally had to call Verizon today 😂😂

  • @Maya-Hayden
    @Maya-Hayden ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Cody tryna hit a baseball with a fly swatter right now” what type of Ford F150 shit is that Noel???

  • @gabrieladiaz3645
    @gabrieladiaz3645 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cody not knowing Beyoncé is on tour is crazy

  • @alexinawoodson5576
    @alexinawoodson5576 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when i was in middle school my health teacher used the word cum instead of semen during sex ed. I didint think anything of it cause i was like 12 or 13 and fairly new to the U.S. I got home and told my dad what we learned cause i thought the anatomy of sex organs is cool, and i used that word and he was like.."WHOA WHOA, does your teacher use that word??" lmao. now im 24 and it makes sense why kids used to think he was pedo/ sus.

  • @Kingbimmy
    @Kingbimmy ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Idk if it’s just a guy thing, the whole “post nut clarity” stuff, but I’ve never experienced that and I’ve asked my other friends who are also women and they haven’t either?
    Also depending on when I do it, like if I’m in bed planning to sleep, it helps knock me out, but if I do it at the beginning of the day, it weirdly gives me more energy. Male and female bodies are so strange…

    • @georb6762
      @georb6762 ปีที่แล้ว

      Defo a guy thing

  • @desolateink7729
    @desolateink7729 ปีที่แล้ว

    "my social battery is gone, cause I called my mom" relatable

  • @CaptanAwsome
    @CaptanAwsome ปีที่แล้ว

    Just was on a bender watching tmg music videos..... PLEEEEAAASSSEEEE guys make more music

  • @torreysmithwa
    @torreysmithwa ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As a 22 yr old, I felt personally attacked by this podcast

    • @roachies4242
      @roachies4242 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was comforting for me

  • @DarkFalconist
    @DarkFalconist ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m bricked up rn

  • @ryanmurphy2089
    @ryanmurphy2089 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love when the pod starts with la traffic

  • @communityguidelines1002
    @communityguidelines1002 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Listened to the podcast and had to stop 3 minutes in to see if this was Noel because of the deep voice 💀

  • @pinkcooki
    @pinkcooki ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:08 why did Noel make that face I got scared lmao

  • @andgo2214
    @andgo2214 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Come back to UTD next year! Your set was great!

  • @MrChewbacca97
    @MrChewbacca97 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    god damn it noel’s construction worker joke had me fucking dying laughing over how stupid it was

  • @Monica-lp6uk
    @Monica-lp6uk ปีที่แล้ว

    51:30 thought Noel was gonna do the anitta challenge for a second there 😳 jaja

  • @iam1johnsoda292
    @iam1johnsoda292 ปีที่แล้ว

    dude what a great episode

  • @goodygood9467
    @goodygood9467 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I relapsed because of you guys.... thanks