No Fap | TMG - Episode 307
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Cody and Noel review Conor McGregor’s sack shot, share why they stopped jacking off and discuss Trump’s recent mugshot. Plus, Noel’s recent Sudafed bender, Cody’s meeting with the TH-cam CEO, what cum smells like and their new ploy to collect an army of slot machines.
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Hosted by Cody Ko & Noel Miller, Created by TMG Studios, Cody Ko & Noel Miller, and Produced by TMG Studios, Cody Ko & Noel Miller.
Chapters:
0:00 Cody’s Commute from Hell
5:16 Intro
6:22 We’re Pregnant w/ Bovid
10:05 Beyonce in Vegas
11:00 Doordash
12:35 Noel’s Weekend Bender
14:31 Collecting Slot Machines
16:38 Verstappen: The GOAT
20:11 Meeting The TH-cam CEO
22:14 Life Advice from a 34 Year Old
27:21 Conor McGregor Shows Sack
31:44 Trump Shot
33:45 Training Our Diets
36:01 Sweaty Kart Sesh
39:39 CEO Fires Unpaid Intern
46:10 Seeking Instant Relief
49:38 Shameless OnlyFans Promo
52:54 Does Cum Smell?
55:44 No Fapping in The Shower
1:00:07 Why We Stopped Jerkin’
1:06:55 Bonus Time
yall need to do a one hour cold open
the intro just plays halfway thru the episode or something
@@arochaleonardo Then they talk for 15 more minutes then go to bonus
If you skip the intro it basically is that 😂
Just noel doing stand up until Cody shows up 2 hours later
@@Tenji140isn't that what his shows are for 😂
It took Cody an hour and a half of driving to realize he was on earth and no where near their space craft. That’s crazy!
Don’t forget, the launchpad is on Earth
i just know cody had that dad rage with the traffic. i can hear his “C’MONN”
But you just know he would never truly get violent
@@mariya_tortillait'd be a more defeated type of "c'mon!"
Kelsey and Cody’s kid is my favorite industry plant
My favorite industry plant is a philodendron :)
First podcast nepo baby
@@MikeEllchukvery good plant :)
It’s gonna be a battle between their baby and Megan Trainor’s baby
I’m 24, 2.5 years outta college and honestly one of my best memories was listening to new and old episodes of the pod after working out and eating my shitty campus protein bowl. Life after school can have u feeling so lost and depressed, but part of my way to feel better is listening to u guys. Really appreciate Cody and Noel.
19:29 "What do you think im training for?" I know Noel played that off as a joke, but I can see in his eyes that theres a dream there. I believe in you Noel 😤
Noel eats food like that one kid who brought McDonald's for lunch after coming back from a doctor's appointment.
Noel walking out as soon as the first ad break starts is so funny
I love how the coffee table book stack is just getting taller and taller
yo noel chill my man your voice is already deep enough you dont need to go all alpha on us. my gf listens to this podcast so dont do it again.
Cody, my guess is your nervous system was overstimulated from the cold plunge, heightening your anxiety, and you stood up too fast to get in the shower which is why the equilibrium in your ear messed up and you got the ringing probably. If youre anxious you don’t have to make it so cold so you’re not dying to get out!
All the coke probably didn’t help either
Great episode guys just finished it
Yeah my favorite part was when they talked about that thing at 47:17
"uploaded 12 minutes ago" hmm....
it absolutely sickens me that you would come on here and tell lies like this. lots of people can't find the time to listen to the whole thing before commenting man. like youre just gloating about the fact that you finished the podcast. but you probably didn't even listen to the whole thing yet, you just want to brag about it. its honestly so messed up. I'm stuck on the first door dash ad read. have some respect
@@_e8a😭😭💀
wdym you finished this is the no fap episode
Watched it in 50x amazing pod guys.
I love the part where Cody says
i liked the part where noel recited all 50 states in a quarter of a second
me laughing hysterically out loud right before cody says “it’s not funny.” is awesome 🤣
Listened to the whole thing! Got some cigarettes and lost my kids college fund playing slots. Amazing stuff guys! Very funny
58:13 no one’s talking about how awesome noels “come clean” line was
i’ve never been into gambling but listening to cody and noel talk about it makes me want to start. brb booking my ticket to vegas
You should start smoking too, they taught me that it’s cool and now I’m on a pack a day.
“I don’t think I can legally ask you that actually “ 😂😂😂 HR CODY
does cody have a google alert for trending lesbian haircuts before he hits the barber or what
Lmfao dude☠️
25:15
Noel: Yeah
25:17
Noel: 2x Yeah
25:18
Cody: Yeah
Noel voice sounding extra crispy today
noel’s voice sounding deep asf this episode, did his balls drop or smth?
He just had his 17th birthday 🎉
he has bovid these nuts in his mouth
10:00: "bobid"
How did Cody mail the mug shot so good 😭
i was eating and just looked up at the screen and cody was there perfectly imitating it and i almost choked like i did not expect that
Even after Noles bovid and cordy driving to work for 2,5 hours (possibly also jerking it in the car), you guys did a fantastic job with this episode
cordy
The laugh track snippet on Noel's bread joke sent me into a spiral for .5 seconds thanks gang appreciate it
Hope Cody recovers from his addiction before he has twins !
Am I gonna get bullied if I say this is getting old?
@@worhtog nah i agree some jokes deserve death eventually
F them mans addictions
I’ll say a prayer ❤
Noel must have swallowed a whole cup of honey, his voice so sensual this EP
Noel’s voice got that giga brad energy this week
thank god its not just me. i thought i was going insane
Why does noel sound absolutely delicious this episode
"Nutting is honestly fire." Im 22 and I cant stop laughing.
The "core of jiz and hair" line is the first time this podcast has straight up made me gag
I just hate that it has the same structure as "a court of thorns and roses" lmaoo
Love how old these guys are,, they make me feel so young
cody's explanation for the first 5 mins felt like 2 and a half hours 😭😭wym the pod is an hour long?
Got a betterhelp ad that started with a guy saying "it's ok to not be ok" right when Cody was saying "I'm ok" to himself. I thought it was part of the pod for a second
52:38 I was listening to this while at work. And how Cody and Noel played out the hypothetical was almost exactly how I pictured it. Lmao. 😂
The sound editing for Cody's angry eyebrows is so good 😂🤣🤣
love noel talking about cs lol. i lowkey need to hear him talk more
58:41 😂😂 funniest part of the whole podcast
It actually is a funny moment how'd you do that? Time traveller? Or did you just see "fapping" and skip straight ahead
Hunter’s gonna lose his mind when he hears Noel’s voice on this one
54:23 the comedian Patrice O'Neal found out that he had diabetes because a girl he pissed on said his piss tasted like birthday cake lol
why is noels voice hot rn... wtf
my favorite part of when Cody met the TH-cam CEO was when he asked them how much money they make
Guy on the right looked like a young Mark Wahlberg in the thumbnail, and that's who I thought it was at first lol
heheh i love eating my lunch whilst I hear Cody and Noel choke on theirs 🤭
anyone else wondering where Noel gets his breakfast burrito?
noel’s ill voice sounds so fire for no reason. make a song while sick bro
Codys marriage to having a kid arc was quicker than his ketamine to cocaine arc it’s mind blowing
sometimes I listen to tmg without headphones and I always regret it when ppl are around..
can’t wait to sign up for dashpash
its an incredible cervix
What a scrumptious episode
had to come to this video just to confirm it was Noel talking. Damn, that bovid made his voice deep
Noel experienced all of teenage years in a weekend
Love these dudes so much
Serving a mission and this is the last episode ill be able to watch for two years
Noel the type of guy to not fap
Cody got that dad style already
Good video, just finished, gonna watch the episode now
Cody and Noel, dont get told what to do by your producers. Yall the bosses. Yall do what yall want!
cold showers also gave me anxiety and straight up made me more scared of pools. it's the dumbest but realest thing
25:10 we all have that one dude in the party who needs a therapist just from how hard they grind the game. Not to mention the intense unaddressed anger issues caused by childhood trauma 🤣
I think I speak for all tmg fans when I say we want more slots content 🤑
We finally got a real F1 segment lets goooooo, even though it's for Max lol😂
Someone make an edit of 25:30 where they just say “yeah” back and forth to each other forever
finally Noel is talking in his normal voice
You guys should do more TMG skits lol
20:31 just looking for a yes or no on that one Noel
Noel looks high to me lmao 😂
bro i literally had to call Verizon today 😂😂
I should NOT have been eating for that last third of the episode
when i was in middle school my health teacher used the word cum instead of semen during sex ed. I didint think anything of it cause i was like 12 or 13 and fairly new to the U.S. I got home and told my dad what we learned cause i thought the anatomy of sex organs is cool, and i used that word and he was like.."WHOA WHOA, does your teacher use that word??" lmao. now im 24 and it makes sense why kids used to think he was pedo/ sus.
With each passing year Cody becomes more and more of a Chad
That just means he’s always been one and is becoming more comfortable in it lol.
@@ohaijrosehe’s just Ken ❤
5:08 why did Noel make that face I got scared lmao
51:30 thought Noel was gonna do the anitta challenge for a second there 😳 jaja
Listened to the podcast and had to stop 3 minutes in to see if this was Noel because of the deep voice 💀
I love the faint buzzing in the background of the entire episode
Thank god iv been dying of boredom thanks bois 😅😂
Please talk about gambling more guys- we love it sooo much 😑
vegas talk is awesome keep it up
the title jumpscared me bc we’re reading fap at school (fly away peter)
Talk about the ultimate subliminal advertising. Just realized the hot qheels set we got my son for christmas is the same one in the back of the ship
Released just as I made my morning coffee LET'S GOOO
"my social battery is gone, cause I called my mom" relatable
Noel shoulda wrote cody up for being late
😂😂 i’m excited for my chill 30’s
CODY AND NOEL DO : VEGAS
Why does Noel sound 6’4” this episode?😩 1:18
Idk if it’s just a guy thing, the whole “post nut clarity” stuff, but I’ve never experienced that and I’ve asked my other friends who are also women and they haven’t either?
Also depending on when I do it, like if I’m in bed planning to sleep, it helps knock me out, but if I do it at the beginning of the day, it weirdly gives me more energy. Male and female bodies are so strange…
Defo a guy thing
This episode genuinely had me laughing so hard the whole way through 😂 great stuff guys
That God damn shower drain bit had me in shambles
i unironically love the gambling talks, please don't stop or repress it
I’ll laugh my ass off if Cody puts on a dad bod
Love when the pod starts with la traffic
I’m bricked up rn
Where are they moving all their channels from TMG studios to solo
dude what a great episode
Just was on a bender watching tmg music videos..... PLEEEEAAASSSEEEE guys make more music
Had to come here from spotify to make sure that Noel was actually there.
Cody not knowing Beyoncé is on tour is crazy
Is TMG Doing A Fantasy Football Draft This Year?
that sandwich looks so good bro