Kritikal - Green and Purple

Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1jzlH...
Apple Music: itun.es/us/gaEkf
Kritikal putting his twist on the "Black and Yellow" record by Wiz Khalifa.
You can download the track here: bit.ly/HD4ORY
Lyrics:
Hook
Ah huh, you know what it is
Every spliff I roll, I roll it big
Ah huh, screaming that's skunk
When I roll up the blunt, that's skunk
See me in your town with the pounds of the haze
Green and Purple (Repeat 4x's)
If you smoke this shit you'll be high for days
Green and Purple (Repeat 4x's)
Verse 1
Yea we smoking diesel, yea we smoking kush
I just smoked some shit I think they call it George Bush
It got me feeling dumb, got me feeling numb
I'm high, how much lower can the ceiling come
Above the clouds, flying next to planes
I got sour, you got lemon haze? Let's exchange
My money like my weed, yea I make it grow
I got everything you need, call me Trader Joe
I'm making dough so I smoke the finer trees
It got me seeing double so I call it Siamese
My lighter broke I need some fire please
I got the munchies, let me get a chicken gyro & some fries with cheese
Hook
Ah huh, you know what it is
Every spliff I roll, I roll it big
Ah huh, screaming that's skunk
When I roll up the blunt, that's skunk
See me in your town with the pounds of the haze
Green and Purple (Repeat 4x's)
If you smoke this shit you'll be high for days
Green and Purple (Repeat 4x's)
Verse 2
Kritikal's the name, KRT's the moniker
Catch me blowing on some chronic like it's a harmonica
Christ-mahana-kwanzukah your boy has got the gift
I need some diesel fuel to give my rocket ship a lift
Some people call it piff, some people call it weed
Some people call it dank, some people just call it trees
Some people call it bud, some people call it skunk
Some people call it, "Sir can you open up the trunk?"
Hook
Ah huh, you know what it is
Every spliff I roll, I roll it big
Ah huh, screaming that's skunk
When I roll up the blunt, that's skunk
See me in your town with the pounds of the haze
Green and Purple (Repeat 4x's)
If you smoke this shit you'll be high for days
Green and Purple (Repeat 4x's)
Verse 3
Stay high like I'm supposed to be
At all times I need weed close to me (yea)
And you could smoke for free, I got a lot to share
I'll be smoking 'till I'm old in a rockingchair
Not a care, I got no stress
No seeds, smoke the best of the best
It needs to be decriminalized and legalized
Don't believe all of the bullshit, the media lies
Hook
Ah huh, you know what it is
Every spliff I roll, I roll it big
Ah huh, screaming that's skunk
When I roll up the blunt, that's skunk
See me in your town with the pounds of the haze
Green and Purple (Repeat 4x's)
If you smoke this shit you'll be high for days
Green and Purple (Repeat 4x's)

[@ChiefWombatCuddler]

RIP Toriyama and thanks doc

[@YKYMrFalcon]

danke, herr doktor

[@sorinel-ch8cc]

Birdman! fancy seeing you here

[@alanweston331]

I never thought i would be seeing you in a place like this, what a man of culture

[@killerbrofist9620]

ayyyy it fuggin falcon

[@trapaneezus]

Still taking my daily dose even after all these years! Thanks Doc!

[@Catbattle]

Thanks Doc!

[@Eisenbison]

Screw that meme, this song rocks.

[@sammicoporsammicopor]

@@Eisenbison the meme came after my dr. piccolo joke

[@firebat36]

Thanks doc, needed my daily dose.

[@Jack-pc9sp]

​@@sammicoporsammicoporWtf no it didn't 😂😂 that meme is over a decade old

[@YellowDice]

Its all about that daily dose, green and purple! Thanks Doc.

[@0002pA]

Shut up, Sonic.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Team Fortress 2

[@N1DM]

A Hat in Time

[@YellowDice]

@@N1DM Boop. :3

[@nfsmaster3837]

GTA SA

[@waffleless]

Not even a stoner, but this version is way better. The singing voice is more varied and more memorable. The lyrics work not only as a parody, but as its own thing. Very well written.

[@redline841]

Thanks Doc

[@ano_nym]

He wasn't made aware...

[@redline841]

​@@ano_nym
Does he know?

[@3dgamerman]

thanks doc

[@caparazo3488]

?!

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Tf2

[@Zyzarda]

@@jeffcarroll1990shock No, its a reference to something you're probably not old enough to look up.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Zyzarda i'm 29

[@Zyzarda]

@@jeffcarroll1990shock Then look up "Thanks Doc" on know your meme

[@BadSkeelz]

I seriously thought this was the original. So much better than the original.

[@KRTNYC]

BadSkeelz I appreciate the love!

[@TarbyRocks]

This version still sounds several times better than the original

[@yeezy1490]

+Tarby's Basement Same here, can't tell exactly what it is, but probably is KRT voice that flows better.

[@hunt3rv221]

yes !

[@caiofabar]

+Yeezy it's the hook. it's so much better than the original.

[@darkiller76521]

+kobe The words green and purple have the same amount of syllables, not to mention the flow is basically identical; I dont know why people think its better (dont get me wrong its good)

[@caiofabar]

darkiller76521 this was never about "syllables", no the flow isn't nearly identical and i don't know if you noticed but it's different people rapping. that tends to make a difference rofl

[@PavlovYT]

You deserve a medal, Doc.

[@rafaelnobrega9574]

Obrigado, doutor

[@tekwerk]

Oh this was an actual song?
I thought this was just my daily dose.

[@AyuNico]

Gracias doctor.

[@HeckPoliceman]

Thanks doc

[@fragrantgingercalamari]

Thanks, Doc!

[@madichelp0]

I need my daily dose of sacred ointment

[@boogaloobender3462]

THINK OF BULMA

[@TheSecondR]

th-thanks doc

[@APO1029]

Don’t forget: you’re here forever

[@DoddoJordan]

Grazie dottore.

[@SpyGuysX]

Thanks doc.

[@aspielm759]

SpyGuysX I don‘t get it...

[@ayylmao575]

aspielm Thanks doc.

[@Xenonfuji]

thanks doc for the daily dose

[@abababababab1041]

Thanks, doc!

[@moobin2699]

A hundred times better than the original. :p

[@kabronex9877]

Gracias Doctor.

[@idaten-dragonsoul]

Welcome to the KFAD tournament.

[@westnile1553]

what is a piccolo

[@GoyBenius_0901]

He's the one who provides the daily dose.

[@Skelig]

you know what it is

[@pattannur70]

It means “small”

[@Xesmuclana]

Thanks doc!

[@JayQuilson]

I am at least 2 years behind on my dosage. I Hope i don't OD. I'm going in.
Viel danke, Herr Doktor

[@TheStolken]

Thanks Doc

[@Jack-pc9sp]

12 years later still taking my daily dose 😎

[@kaiju6396]

The song that plays when Vegeta makes eye contact with Piccolo.

[@bobbyantrobus1805]

Im here for that old prescription doc. The new stuff doesn't cut it

[@Lakers24bn]

Merci docteur

[@Splatpope]

merci docteur

[@theoheinrich529]

Here from Siivagunner's prescription. Thanks Doc.

[@R4to0]

Once again, thanks doc!

[@diolion1082]

Hey thanks doc

[@Tytanized]

I wonder if Kritikal even knows about the daily dose

[@DoomGappy1994]

Nov1706
I wish I had seen this.

[@memerichment]

+Nov1706 forty keks

[@ThidranBrisbane]

Can't directly link to it. Google "Daily Dose" meme, and you'll see.

[@superanimeniac]

@@Evilovedoctor ooooold 4chan meme, featuring a poorly compiled gif of piccolo raping vegeta. It was posted so frequently it was viewed as the 'daily dose'(of piccolo dick).

[@CrumpitssGeneral]

its crazy i made a daily dose meme vid, my highest views to this day. Its insane to see how far memes have come

[@Crashking2]

Dankeschön Herr Doktor.

[@ijustreview]

After 10 whole years, thanks, Doc.

[@CC-xq2qi]

Ah, almost forgot the daily dose.
Thanks, doc.

[@CounteredSnow]

here for 4/20, doctor's orders. Thanks Doc!

[@medictheknife]

le thanks doc

[@lainlifestyle5790]

thank you doc

[@ChiefBigHand]

danke herr doktor!

[@HonoraryAperture]

More like...
*Puts on sunglasses*
Dank herr doktor!
*YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH*

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Team Fortress 2

[@NukeFinity]

Kein Ding Chief

[@svprememe]

Grazie dottore

[@prod805]

Yamcha got triple dosed.

[@ImmaNort]

Gonna head some sacred ointment, Doc.

[@grimmover]

dzięki doktorku

[@boilingpoint760]

Obrigado, doutor!

[@JohnPaulBuce]

2 guys 1 rock

[@BorisMacsimovich]

Thanks doc!
THEY JUST ANNOUNCED DBZ BUDOKAI TENKAICHI 4!!!!!
TEACH THE DREAM CAME TRUE!!!

[@tripled2096]

Thanks, doc

[@ElfRightsActivist]

thanks doc!

[@CometX-ing]

Spasibo doktor

[@ivailoto5]

I really needed my daily dose! Thanks Doc!

[@oneonly2762]

Man, I've been way behind in my dosage.

[@oneonly2762]

Gracias, medico.

[@diaznoobietown3493]

Prego

[@oneonly2762]

To catch up on it, I'd suggest you give yourself a slow IV drip of having this song on repeat at 40% volume for the next 3 days.
If you still feel ill, an amped constant feed of stronger dosage may be required.

[@ZERO500ZACK]

thanks for the dose, doc

[@PB-ie8cj]

My deepest gratitude to you, physician man

[@ekmad]

still getting that daily dose

[@arnoldbjurstrom2266]

How about now

[@ekmad]

@@arnoldbjurstrom2266 Still getting it

[@rabotash]

I just want to build a monment in the center of my town.
Simple cube with green and purple halves.
Thanks doc, you give a purpose to my life.

[@rabotash]

Saito Touhara
[Dies internally]

[@Bagelhead9000]

thanks doc

[@Green.n.Purple]

alden glazier It's either that, or you're actually a dude who watches my little pony. I still find it hard to believe.

[@aldeng3608]

Saito Touhara you find it hard to believe that a guy can watch a particular show he likes? Brah. this is America. You watch what you want, and I can watch what I want.

[@Green.n.Purple]

alden glazier Don't call people brah, gay brony

[@KMS-ts7ms]

daily dose thanks doc

[@ym21280]

Thank you Doctor Piccolo

[@adamseeker2956]

'preciate it, Doc!

[@Malgys]

THANKS, DOC

[@macekmacek6837]

i pray for piccolo everyday
i thanked him for the daily dose.

[@BallbreakerRUS]

Спасибо, Док.

[@dmitriyebalo153]

Мем 4Head

[@Zajice]

Still takin' my dose every day. Thanks doc.

[@UncensoredRhett]

Always be Thankful for your Daily Dose!

[@cosmicfool3334]

Take it daily

[@HarmonicVector]

I would like to express my gratitude, master of medicine.

[@vynonyoutube1418]

Thanks, doc.

[@CMSonYT]

Why does this feel so, so much better, than black and yellow?

[@NTripleOne]

Because it's not shit.

[@spencerwong3808]

Nathan Aston I feel like it has such a stronger feel. Black and Yellow has a really weak sounding voice, but this one seems more true to the idea

[@redline841]

Its the daily dose

[@AshyMuted]

Because you're getting your daily dose.

[@jimjones8812]

still here, thx doc.

[@alury4593]

Спасибо доктор!

[@AyuNico]

Happy Piccolo day everyone, don't forget your daily dose.

[@DailySquadProductions]

As a 7 year patient I must thank you for the daily dose, doctor

[@Snapphat]

I've been on the daily dose for nine years, I still need it doc, thanks.

[@shiroutheherotraceon3313]

Arigatou, Dokuta!

[@Kontonymous]

Daily dose

[@jtzproductions]

Gracias, doctor!

[@keranssdecontrol]

…thanks doc

[@Auke206music]

dankje dok

[@CJ_Denton]

Shieet, its been almost 14 years? Still daily dosing till I am also old and in a rocking chair, danke doktor 👍

[@ZZebra]

yo thanks for the dose doc

[@Min222]

Tak, dok.

[@twainapple363]

just started taking daily dose thanks doc!

[@SauteedJosh]

I’m 14 years late, but god damn this is awesome!

[@watchmp100]

I'm late but hope I can still get that dose, doc.

[@vergil114]

Memes aside, this sounds way better than the original.

[@thepit7868]

Thanks doc, for years of daily doses.

[@TechNinjaSigma]

A Classic

[@Geybarowner]

Dose daily the for doc thanks

[@SquigPie]

"Got me seeing doubles"
Well now.

[@GoyBenius_0901]

Utterly based.

[@kekula69]

may 9th is piccolo day

[@marconde897]

Thanks, Doc.

[@pr1nc026]

شكرا يا دكتور

[@Ultj]

been taking my daily dose since 2008

[@MarcusDorsey]

I can't go back to the original song anymore, it just isn't as powerful as this song, lol.

[@mostalen]

and then... boom!! thanx doc.

[@tofuchicken2]

*isn't as hard as this song

[@Zoran425]

Danke, Doktor.

[@brukts3361]

Legit grew up on this song. This song has nostalgia for me. It formed me.
I am also now a stoner, so idk what that says, but this song still absolutely bangs

[@BBWahoo]

It's so candid understanding the strain this song is talking about, thanks doc

[@gmodwirehelp]

I've legit been listening to this since someone made a music video SFM cover for this. Many many years ago. IT was awesome, love the song still.

[@KRTNYC]

Mr Mork greatly appreciated!