When a Robber Tries To Rob You But You're Broke 2
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Robber: “Why are you up this late.”
Kyle: “watching people make pools out of mud”.
Felt😂
i don’t get it:(
@@desolafujah2227 There are videos about people making pools out of mud lmao. I highly recommend watching the videos.
literally me at 3 am
“Adulthood is the worst hood I ever lived in, get robbed daily” 😂☠️
"Give me your money."
"Sir I'm more broke than your parents after paying for college."
Oh that’s beyond broke 😂
I make mini movies if you're interested
“After my card declined so did my relationship” I felt that 😂
Fr 😂
lmaoo 😂 how u know she ain’t the one
Income is lower than your age.... dang 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂 It’s a real struggle out here 😭
@@KyleExum Hi Kyle Exum, LOVE ur Videos!
Lmao, Darryl what's up
@@KyleExum łöł
Yooo Daryl and Kyle should do a duet 😂😂
"Do you have oranges"
"Yellows"
Honestly the robber shoulda took those lemons
They arent lemons they are yellows
@@complexsituations6494 i wonder how they taste 🤔🤔
@@DYCtech like an infusion of sea water and citric acid
@@complexsituations6494 Interesting
@@DYCtech i very much agree
Robber: “If your hiding from a killer clap your hands”
Kyle: (claps his hands) 😂
th-cam.com/video/2a-tXHChoxQ/w-d-xo.html
What is that link I clicked on it and that was weird bro
That link is weird
😂
@@wyattbretz927 prob a ip grabber
"i have a 10k bounty on me? Im going to PRISON? well No rent free food why not"
"You got froot loops?"
"Veggie weggies"
"Butter fingers?"
"Greasy toes"
"oranges???"
" *y e l l o w s* "
“But tomato tomato”
What u said tomato tomato
Yellows 🤣🤣🤣
Yellows🤣
Yellows
For one: a banana, which looks wrong
The Asian slur, which I’m Asian
Robber: This is a robbery
Kyle: Nah this is poverty
For real 😂
I make skits just like Kyle. I ain’t asking for nun btw but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come back to tell me G
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@@KyleExum I’ll be taking that 10k bounty
I'm a young creator trying to get my name out there.If y'all have time to spare to look at one of my skits,I would be very grateful.Thank you
Robber: “I’m a find the money myself”
Kyle: “shoot let’s look together I believe in miracles too” 😂😂
Lmaooooo I'm dead bro 😂
Lmaoo this is me from the after life 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
lmao 😆 🤣 😆 🤣
Lmaoo
Robber: *"Do You At Least Have Any Spear Change?"*
Kyle: *"Shouldn't I Be Asking You That?"*
I CANT 😂
do you mean spare?
Spear :D???
I didnt watch the video thanks
"I'll find the money myself!"
"Let's look together, I believe in miracles too!"
THIS 😭😭😭👏👏👏
The “I believe in miracles too” is probably why he’s so broke. He gambled all his money away lol
I literally watched while reading this
Ahhahahhahahahahahah I can’t 😂
@@talkgb Game Theory????
Edit: you made a *GAME THEORY* so i just called you Game THEORY
"This is a robbery"
"No, this is poverty"
comedy genius
More theft then the robber
I would have never come up with,
"This is a robbery."
"No, this is poverty."
😂
Same lol
Ofc you wouldn’t. You aren’t Kyle
@@chrouu Someone pissed in ur cereal eh?
@@kassemghadban9030 or maybe some took a dump in his chocolate chip ice cream
"It's not old, it's just... experienced!" xD Had me rolling xD
“This is a Robbery!”
“No, this is poverty.”
@be happy no
SO FUNNY
Love it, "oranges?"
"Yellows."
💀💀
I dies laughing when he said this🤣😂
“Let me see your phone”
“Alright...”
“Thank yo- WHAT IN THE 1800’s”
This had me eating some chuckles bars
Ironically that shits just old enough to maybe be worth a bit
but didnt he say he was watching youtube? and had a smart phone in his bed AND the lights were on he aint as broke as he saya
@@JS-rv3et “ladies and gentlemen, we got em”
@@ez6624 got who
@@JS-rv3et U
"If you're hiding from a killer, clap your hands" LMAO..... u got me there 😂
“I’ll look for the money myself.”
“Let’s look together, I believe in miracles.”
This had me rolling on the floor😭😭
Same 😂😂
“Watching people make pools out of mud.”😂😂😂 I felt that. Those videos are cool.
Survival Builder are gods
That hit different watching them
True
2,700th liker
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Kyle: “Oh I had a girlfriend, but after my car declined at dinner so did the relationship.”
😂😂😂
Card*
Lol
@@HagWorld no the car Cleary exploded and killed her duh
Lul
I didnt watch the video thanks
Kyle: has a 10,000 dollar bounty on his head
Also Kyle: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move
“fine ill look for the money myself”
“lets look together i believe in miracles too”🤣🤣🤣
Copied from Jimi jackson
@@Marvelleaks365 shut up
@@WWEFAM20092 make me
@@Marvelleaks365 I can report you
@@WWEFAM20092 for?
“This is a robbery!”
“No this is Poverty”
Kyle be coming up with the funniest things bro 💀💀
Aye it's what the job calls for 😂😂
You also wacth T jass i know you
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@@realfarmer21 my guy 🐐
I just love how the eviction notice really said "get out by June or you May have to March past these hands" 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
“This is a robbery”
“No This is poverty”
And This is America 🇺🇸
this doesn't even make sense
Don’t catch ‘em slipping though 👀😂
@@KyleExum Hi
Bruh what?
@@KyleExum I NEEDED THIS COMMENT
“If your hiding from a killer clap your hands”:Kyle claps his hands. Lmao
Yes we watched the video, no need to repeat what Kyle Exum said! ^-^
@Cheryl Bellinger I’m pretty sure and who tf rlly cares I’m sorry if I sound negatives
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I have the same profile pic on google
@@unconsciousdeadman4050 ok..
"You got any oranges?"
"Yellows"
😂
@Alex Mason facts I see them to
@@treyarch8143 Fr
Facts 😂
@@KyleExum thanks for heart kyle
"Watch out for the bills!" Shit had me crackin! 😂😂😂
Dhar Mann be like: Robber robs poor guy, instantly regrets it.
Lol
Why is that true though?
You also know Dhar Mann nice
😂😂😂
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“Oranges?”
“Yellows.”
I died right then and there.
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“This is a robbery!” “No, this is poverty.” LOLL 💀🤣
"you got Oranges?"
"Yellows"
Bruh this had me laughing for a while
Lmao
But tomato tomàto
Lemons then.
"I'm not broke, I'm just, uhhh, financially challenged"
Bro I'm deaaad 😂😂😂
Robber: if your hiding from a killer clap your hands
Kyle: clap clap oh shoot" 😂
“Financially challenge” that hit me hard bro 😂. Pretty relatable though 😔.
"I'm not broke, I'm just financially challenged"
- Kyle, 2021. 😭😭💀
I didnt watch the video thanks
@@baconator8804 then dont read the comments?
@@fandomgacha3361 they where being sarcastic because people keep quoting stuff
@@PreppySpongeBob oh ok, I didn’t realise
Nice profile picture lmao
Robber: “Butter fingers”?
Kyle: “greasy toes”
😂😂😂 I died laughing
Robber: "Oranges"?
Kyle " Yellows"
I make mini movies if you're interested
Lol
robber: "im just gonna go look for the money myself".
Robbed: "we should look together, i belive in miracles too".
2:20 him having a phone from the 19s
0:23 Also Him watching TH-cam on the brand-new iPhone 13 😂😂😂😂 lmao
POV: all you see is
“Robber: This is a robbery
Kyle: no this is poverty
Robber: you got any paper?!
Kyle: pulls out eviction notice papers
I’m dead- 💀😭🤣🤣
"If your hiding from a killer clap your hands"
Me: Claps out of pure muscle memory
*nothing like a chuckles bar after a long day of ignoring your problems* 💀
Robber: Your not scared
Kyle: No, after looking at my bank account nothing has scared me more, made Pennywise look like a Teuetlbi
LMAO, IM DEAD 💀😂
Edit:
Robber: What do you even do for a living
Kyle: What does it look like, your looking at the greatest debt collector, you’d think its the Pokemon the way I collect them all
😂🤣🤣
Robber: Are you really living check to check like that?!
Kyle: Check to check? I live prayer to prayer
Robber: Why do you sound so optimistic about this
Kyle: I mean compared to how negative my bank account balance is everything doesn’t seem that bad
🤣🤣🤣
THIS MANS NEEDS AN AWARD 🥇
How dare you speel teletubbywrong
Lol
Robber: this is a robbery
Kyle: no this is poverty 😂😂
Robber: THIS IS A ROBBERY!!!
Poor Child: No, this is poverty
“Made penny wise look like a Teletubby”
🤡💔😂😂
Lmao😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
For real 😂
@@KyleExum :0
@@KyleExum Didn't you say that in one of your raps?
Tbh tele rubies are 10x scarier than penniwise;-;
Everyone: "This is A Robbery!" 'No, this is poverty.'
Me: That Curious George shirt.. I need that.
You stole that first line smh
@@eaux_72 Oh, I did? cool.
@@eaux_72 stole it from who???? I commented the same thing
@@eaux_72 uhh, dude its a...quote??
@@hyunestar k and
“Shoot let’s look together I believe in miracles too “ 😂😂😂😂😂
Kyle: Watching TH-cam on his his phone
Robber: give me your phone
Kyle: Hands him a phone from the 1800hundreds
"This is a robbery"
"No this is poverty"
-Kyle 2021 🤣🤣🤣
@u dope shut up bot
😂😂 See I swear I should be a meme by now 😭
@@KyleExum yea 🤣
He should make a day in the life with all his siblings, parents and grandparents. It would be Soo funny
Yeah
Except all of them are rich with him being the only one that is poor
Robber: You have any spare change?
Poor: Shouldn't I be asking you that?
Made me laugh lol
Nobody:
The shirt in the wardrobe: “The Bathing Ape”
“Soupreme”
It was A bathing ape but lol
"this is a robbery. no this is poverty"
college in a nutshell
No
Yes
@sans meglovonia yes
@sans meglovonia yes
@sans meglovonia yes
"They say I got the 'minus' touch..." I'm done LOL 😂😂😭😂
this is hilarious. pissed myself laughing.
"Wait, there's a $10,000 bounty on me?"
"Yeah?"
"Got room for 1 more!?"
Supreme brand: *exists*
Kyle’s shirt: *S o u p r e m e*
Peep the walking boot too lmao
''let me put on my plastics''😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“This is a robbery.
No this is poverty” that line hit hard
“You got a watch?”
Kyle: No
Me: I swore I saw one on his wrist
U gonna make the robber come back 🤫
Made a slight mistake 😬😂
@@KyleExum oh😂😂
I make skits! Feel free to check them out. Thanks :)
Man turned penny wise scarier with his bank account 💀 😂
“Penny wise looks like a telly tubby”
Me, who’s scared of tellytubbies: 😐
lol
I’m scared of the chuckie cheese mascot but not of chucky the killer doll
I swear tho who isn't😳
Fnaf got me scared still.I swear animatronics still scaring me shitless.
😂
Kyle your killing me laughing the content is just getting better and better.
Kyle murderer confirmed?
Guess so 🤣
The. It’s time to eat a chuckles bar
Robber: oranges?
Kyle: yellows
Lol, I make skits btw
“If your hiding from a killer clap your hands 👏” made me laugh so much 😂😂😂
Same
"If you're happy and broke clap your hands" *clap* * clap*
“This is a robbery!”
“No, it’s a poverty.”
I literally fell out of my bed laughing.🤣
The two funniest things ever "it makes pennywise look like a Teletubby" and "butter fingers, naw greasy toes"
Well considering the teletubby shit that’s not much of a difference.
Great stuff, it was also funny how the watch appeared and disappeared throughout the skit lol.
I couldn't stop laughing at this one:
"You got Fruit Loops?"
"I got Veggie Wedgies"
"Butterfingers?"
"Greasy Toes"
".. Oranges?"
"Yellows"
LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣
“You got Butterfingers?”
“GreasyToes”
“Oranges?”
“Yellows”
How does he even? 😂 I can’t wait for more content.
Some people just born verbally creative
Taco bell
Yooo
@@i-pull-all-the-kids Yakko Sell
Sunkist?
Moonlicks.
Fruit punch?
Vegetable kick.
"Financially Challenged" is the best word to describe ur situation
"Society has taken more from me than you ever could."
That hit different.....
Robber: "you got a watch"
*watch magically disappears off kyles hand*
kyle: nah
Lol I thought I was hallucinating
Well he was making a skit that has two characters and both are him so, he probably forgot to take it of when switching from the robber to the broke guy. He must have noticed it after he recorded it and probably didn’t want to waste time restarting his skit.
@@mp3player_811 ik just sayin
“What Check can I get for turning him in?”
“A reality check”
“I’ll take any check I can get, take him”
“You’re gonna pay for this!”
“No he won’t, take it from me.”
@bocoy noiu lol
What do you mean fati is the level of mbappe and halaånd I’m a Barca fan but nah
Fati got injured but I hope he will do well next season
@@amrrami7146 Mbappé and Haaland seem better because they have impressive feats, but they have more feats because they had time to get them. Mbappé has been around at the top of the game since 2017 so of course he would seem like the best out of the three, Haaland and Fati came in 2019 when Fati became the youngest ever goal scorer in the champions league which was a banger against inter. Haaland has been regularly played since he joined Dortmund, Fati was starting to be regularly played at the beginning of 20/21 season, and if you watched the game he was definitely on their level. But he’s been out with an injury since early November 2020. So we have not much game time to look if he is, and assuming your not a Barca fan you don’t watch all of their games, I do. Fati was doing everything Mbappé does with ease. But now idk if he will reach his full potential because of the injury, and now part of his meniscus is removed. But if you look at the beginning of the 20/21 season you will see that yes, Fati is ok the level mbappe and haaland. You can disagree but with what Fati has been able to accomplish in the little time he has had on the field is crazy. Youngest ever goal scorer, youngest ever to score and assist in a laliga match, already said it but youngest UCL scorer.
@@mtvh7739 yeah. Part of his meniscus being removed is scary but hopefully he can adapt.
Robber-So your not scared
Me- No I’ve seen scarier
Robber, “Ima find the money in here myself”
Kyle, “shoot ima look to, I believe in miracles”😂😂
😂😂
Everyone: robber: this is a robbery
Kyle: no this is poverty
“oh let me put on my plastics”😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
“I’m not leaving empty-handed”
*grabs an off brand bar*
Lol, I make skits as well
“You got oranges?”
“Nah fam but I got yellows”
"After my card declined so did our relationship" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
“I’m not broke, I’m financially challenged.”
2:18 I was expecting a flip phone, not whatever that is supposed to be! 😂
It's an "experienced" Phone
Gramophone?
"This is a robbery!!"
"No this is poverty."
😂😂😂
"Pennywise look like a telly tubby" had me rolling
@u dope stop
“Makes pennywise look like a Teletubby” 😭😭😭😭✋🏾
Robber: This is a robery
Kyle: No... this is poverty.
Oof i felt that 😂
“Nah I’ve seen scarier after checking bank account balance nothing else has really came close”
“Made Pennywise look like a teletubby” 🤣😭
Jesus loves You
"Adult hood's the worst hood I ever lived in"🤣
''If you're hiding from a killer clap your hands'' Kyle: claps his hands. Left me cracking up.
Robber: “This Is a Robbery “!
Kyle: “No this is Poverty”
Lol
@@jujuquit Jesus loves you
"Do you really live cheque to cheque like that?"
"Cheque to cheque? I live prayer to prayer"
🤣🤣🤣
"You're gonna pay for this"
"no he won't take it from me"
🤣