The little Tahirs in Tahirs head running rapidly around in his brain panicking that the fax machine of words being processed broke during the last round
i agree, not freestyling but i think battling is a better term, they can still write stuff but it's just different. standups vs skits vs roasts vs comedy writing, etc. are all different, some dudes are hilarious in one but corny in another.
@@shawonr3325 facts joe its more like battling...don demarco ...bang bang....different styles some ppl are naturally funny but cant do stand up and vice versa💯
My bad I read your statement wrong, I read "he lost all his fights" as in every round he took a L. What you said is correct his poor tongue tuckered out towards the end. At its peak it was dropping heat today tho compared to other days.
Shout out Tahir, this was the toughest lineup yet. He held his own for a lot of it and landed some hard hits. If y'all do David Lucas in the hot seat, I recommend Billy, Boo, and Brent. Y'all done an amazing job with your content, I can't imagine quarantine without the squadd!
LOL he's just not a rapid roaster he has to think of a new joke after every joke he says which is why he sit there looking lost or hurt sometimes & just be taking the heat
Welders Inc. Llc2003 u can when he got to the last person it became hard to remember the rest of the jokes but he studied hard for Kraig and cp hahaha love that quick strike back hahaha that’s a real fight battle lol
Who remembers when Craig said: "J had a dream that he could walk, he woke up in a handstand!"😂😂
(May he Rest in Peace and keep on rolling in heaven!)
Classic 🤣🤣🤣!! And RIP to Jay Wheelz 🙏🏽
He passed? 🥺
That’s the greatest joke in roast me history 😂 rip jay wheelz 🙏🏾
That roast from the goat is forever immortal. I was in hysterics till I couldn't breath. 🤣
Roll in peace Big J! 🙏
Indigenous Indigo yeah some months ago
WOWWWWWWW!!!! This how do you me?! 😂😂😂😂
Hahahahha that was great!!!
(Hilarious!!!!) your voice
It be like that, brethren!
Better head on out kev
I wondered which one yall was pregnant!
“He got enough freckles for 1 dark skin forehead “ lmfaoooooo y’all slept
i was looking for this in the comments 😭
😂 facts
Absolutely slept lol
Yeah i didn't get it at first. Pretty good
That one had me gone if it was in the classroom they would’ve been dying😂😂😂
Cp is hilarious "who you finna tryyyy" "woo 👀 I betcha it ain't me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kraig definitely sippin’ cognac instead of coffee in that mug of his 😂🤣
Everytime 😂😂😂
*When CP says “tHaTS fUNnY” it’s OVER for everyone.*
He got killed first episode
No one:
CP: “tHaTs fUnNy”
he says that when he mad hurt lmao
@@taphsirkane8904 Yuup. And he is ALWAYS hurt! 😂
lol he always fires back after he says it though
Chris "tHaTs fUnNy" Powell
When he extra mad he says that's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
"You made your first million being a seeing eye dog" Bruh, that's underrated as hell LOL.
I cried laughin when he said that!
Kraig’s laugh in the background makes everything funnier
Him, Patrick, and Brandon are my favorite background laughter.
Him, Patrick, and KevOnStage have those laughs that throw salt on the wound 😂
Creole P ong if the roast ain’t make you laugh, their laughs will 😭
Kraigs laugh is one of those that if you are getting roasted outside and he laughs
You have to fight after
Bruhh I thought the same thing once I heard kraig laughing in the background it’s hilarious you beat me to the comment grrrrr
Tahir survived for sure ! He ain’t kill but he definitely held his 😂😂
Tahir did better than I thought. Really thought he would bomb on all his roasts.
Tahir always said he's not the best roaster he cnn hold his own
He got a couple solid ones in
Swear to god!! 🤣😂
Isaiah all of them? Damn 😂😂
His tongue be glitchin on his comebacks xD only L this time tho
CP: ” whoooo you finna tryyy!” 😂😂 that junk is funny!!
Hell yea funny as hell who u finna try it's a better me whoooo be trying me lol
Wheres the video to this?
Tahir survived the battle grounds... He was saving his material for everyone until it was his turn in the hot seat
Facts lol. If you watch shows on his channel. he usually roasts like this throughout the video. It’s just on ADD he be folding lol
@Avenue Prod yh he did until he ran. Into Kraig Smith
Yeah Tahir did his thang...ESTL in da house
Fr he be gettin flamed all the time and he came with it
Dis Is Rick15 he beat Kraig, David is the only one that gave him problems for real.
3:00 the consistency of CP singing this to Tahir every time he see’s him never gets old 😭😭😭😭😭
Do u got the video?!
@@GetRightOrGetLife th-cam.com/video/jernbqWET2o/w-d-xo.html
Shit is hilarious everytime but I don't know what song he is singing. hahahahajah
@@lendog3000 I think it’s from this
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@@Rae777 hahahahahahahaha hahaha fat jokes. I remember watching this a while back. Ahahaha thanks.
LOST WITHOUT KEVONSTAGE!? OOOOOOOH MY GOSH
Lol Kraig been waiting to say that lol
That killed me
Got em coach 😂😂💀
🤯😂😂😂
Tahir has been killing on his own minus Kev.
It was a straight hit though. I mean a hit, not a roast. He had something on his mind...
The little Tahirs in Tahirs head running rapidly around in his brain panicking that the fax machine of words being processed broke during the last round
XSean K.dot u got me dead with this comment
Underrated comment
🤣🤣🤣
@@carmenzeek1809 this is from a squadd cast
@@andrewseverino7406 its from squadd cast
They tried to set Tahir up but he survived....much respect
not as much as boo did 😭
No he ain’t Craig murdered him
“Tahir your gums look like raw bacon”! - Jay Wheelz
😂😂😂🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
CP got arrested for EYEgravated assault 👁 👃 👁 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao chill
BRUH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 y'all are tooooo much in these comments 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought it was a "Hey Tom" moment at first , then it hit 😂
Yoo they been killin my boy all season lol
Kraig is the Daylyt of roasting: odd and his bars go over your head sometimes, but when you catch em, they are the most fire shit possible.
.......GAWD!
Analogy is sooo on point brodi!
@@anthonygrosse4953 👌🏽😂😂😂
Very on point comparison
Quill🤔🤦
When Craig said, "Kev and Tahir had a pregnancy scare", I thought Tahir was done, but he recovered nicely. 😂😂😂
I'm done 😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂
Brandon’s laugh be making the jokes funnier 😂
Not gonna lie, Tahir held his own! Respect! 💯
“WHO YOU FIDNA TRYYY! I BET IT AINT ME!!!” 😅😅😅
What that from tho ???
@@imsotopcity the video is called Caps Caps Caps, it's a meme
Everytime CP sings that iBe dead ass weak 😂😂😂
@@RsPker141thank you for providing this info I’ve been trying to find that reference 😂😂💀💀💀
Gargle with honey mustard 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
That shit had me dummy weak
Pierced his soul on that one. That dude left his body for a second. Lol
"Roach breeder" 😂😂😂
“Who you finna try... I bet it ain’t me” 😆😆😆😆
The seeing eye dog joke got me 🤣
This is the best one I've seen so far. Energy was great, cadence great, jokes hitting... & I love when Brandon is DYING 🤣
Bruh they wrong for giving him Kraig, CP, and David look like Tahir held his own though
He wouldnt survived Boo
i was saying the same thing lol
He got all the heavy hitters
@@redbullock8164 seriously tho!!
@@AmazingDOR
Boo was like 1 for 5 against Tahir
Im still cryin at “babylonian mixtape rapper” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That one was funny lol
I am so amazed with Tahir i feel like a proud mama 😂
So y’all not gone say norhing about the “Serial Church twerker” act out from CP😂 I’m wheezing
whoa whoa yall..was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
Too funny 🤣
The act out saved the joke.
Roastin for Comedians is like Freestylin for Emcees
I agree lol
@Sam Iam how is it not?
i agree, not freestyling but i think battling is a better term, they can still write stuff but it's just different. standups vs skits vs roasts vs comedy writing, etc. are all different, some dudes are hilarious in one but corny in another.
@@shawonr3325 facts joe its more like battling...don demarco ...bang bang....different styles some ppl are naturally funny but cant do stand up and vice versa💯
@@shawonr3325 its tha same cuz they godda come off tha top of their heads widdit just as though emcees do durin a freestyle battle
When Tahir hit CP well "you made your 1st million off being a seeing eye dog" that was so good
Who you finna try, I bet it ain't me 😂😂 Gets me every time.
Sheeeeeeeesh Kraig was going in 👀😂😅😂😂 “Lost without KevonStage”
Tahir got some of his jokes from Kev for this 😂😂😂😂😂😂 thats why he was laughing hella hard
I ain’t expect Tahir to hold his ground 🤣🤣🤣
I always come back to this just for "WHO YOU FINNA TRRRYYYY??!!" Lmaooooo
Tahir lost all his fight when his tongue betrayed him 😂😂
Did you even watch the video 🤦🏾♂️, he held it down.
Tervon Macten I didn’t say he didn’t, but if you watch the video he wasn’t as good after his slip up. He gave up mid joke
My bad I read your statement wrong, I read "he lost all his fights" as in every round he took a L. What you said is correct his poor tongue tuckered out towards the end. At its peak it was dropping heat today tho compared to other days.
Tahir definitely survived that one. He was coming out with sum funny ass roasts 🤣🤣🤣
😅🤣 u dumm af
that Kevonstage joke made Tahir mad red lol
“This n***a go to a dolphin dentist” - CP. This took me OUT 🤣🤣🤣
He wasn't as bad as I thought he would be. Lol
Shout out Tahir, this was the toughest lineup yet. He held his own for a lot of it and landed some hard hits. If y'all do David Lucas in the hot seat, I recommend Billy, Boo, and Brent. Y'all done an amazing job with your content, I can't imagine quarantine without the squadd!
Kraig can’t grab everybody around him. Needed his power 😔
hahaha
check out his podcasts he funny and smarter than he comes off
Lyoness we know he smart. Underhanded ass compliment
@@user-yh9vd9yz9u actually I saw comments saying they were surprised to find out how open minded he is because most know him from roast me
LMFAO!
That seeing eye dog joke on CP killed him 😂😂
Tahir did better than expected 😭
"Lost Without KevOnStage" 💀💀💀
They went in!! This Episode was Fire. 😂😂
Real ones know Tahir won the first ever Roast me😂
Tahir was episode 2, Brandon won the first one.
@Daniel just delete your comment bruh
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@@Daniel-dr2jb nah man
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This is season 1 episode 1... the test video you posted came out 2 years after the first episode.
FACTSSSSS I remember them first roast me and them fire pits those were the shits
That "Who you finna try" song gets me EVERY TIME lol
EYEggravated assault???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was FIRE 😂😂😂😂
Tahir be having artillery he just be fumbling a lot them word be kickin his ass 😂
David still looks hurt after every roast
You can tell he sensitive about his weight. Either exercise or stop coming on this show lmao
@@bigfleece lol that's probably just how he look after a roast i know people like that that just look lost or hurt after a roast
Nah he's just thinking of another joke 😂
I think he do it purposely lol
LOL he's just not a rapid roaster he has to think of a new joke after every joke he says which is why he sit there looking lost or hurt sometimes & just be taking the heat
The word “gratuity” messed Tahir up twice Lmaoo
“Wording is hard”🤣🤣🤣
Hey Tom
David spirit animal is a double cheeseburger
Veal 😂
Lmao he brought it on himself
💀💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmaoooo
"WHO YOU FINNA TRY?...I BET YOU IT AIN'T ME"🎶😂😂😂😂
Hanging out with the neighbors dog? Kraig the Greatest hands down 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Had me weak!🤣
KIMBERLY FLOWERS yea that man has the most pointless roast but they make sense 😂😂😂
Kraig came straight out with a knockout blow. Lol
4:38 He goes to a dolphin dentist. Wow
I get anxiety for the opposing side when CP says "That's funny....."
I finally saw the "who you finna try" video....💀💀💀 Tahir and the dude have the same head shape!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
Where is it from?
@@MrBoogerberries it looks like an old vine from somewhere. This is where I just saw it th-cam.com/video/jernbqWET2o/w-d-xo.html
@@She_Believed89 hilarious 😆
That lost with Kev on stage joke was 🔥🔥🔥
Tahir went hard on CP.
You got to. If you notice, CP is the type if you hit him hard 2 or 3 times quickly, he starts chokin. Tahir hit him hard and he buckled a bit.
Lol cp one of those roaster that if let them keep going they unstoppable
That telescope joke LMAO
Lol yall missing the funniest part this man Tahir is so used to stuttering he tells himself to just tape it over 😂😂😂
Look like you go to the neighbors house ta hang out with the dog 💀💀💀
Yall are Amazing
I literally had my moms memorial yesterday and yall have really
Helped me through
This dark time Thank You RoastMe Cast
My condolences, may she rest in peace
Craig smhitthhh still king imo 🏆
Facts 😅😅😅😅
Goat
"Eyegravated assault" probably the best joke tahir ever said 😂😂
Been waiting for this one to drop since they mentioned it on the squaddcast 🤣🤣
Tahir coming for that Most Improved Roaster
😂😂😂💯
Boo Kapone got that hands down
Bobby Martin Boo already Top 5 at this point no room for improvement lmao
Man 😭😭😭😭😂😂😭
Boo and tahir 🤣
As soon we saw Kraig. We knew we about to laugh HARD!! 💀💀💀⚰😂
“WHO YOU FINNA TRY…. I BET IT AINT ME”🎶🎶🎶🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣where does he get that from???😂😂😂😂😭
“Let em see them leggings you working with lil mama” I DIEEED !!!!!!!!
I'm binging on these videos. Hilarious 🤣
7:27 Hey Tom.......
'It sounds like he was trying to say 'gratuity', but he said 'graffiti'...back to you in the studio.'
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This setup is way better. You can now clearly hear them. Way to go guys. Love it
Tahir barking over the fence at the dog is hilarious
This is one of best roasting sessions I have ever seen Tahir have!
Tahir finally put his jokes on the charger
Doboy reference lmaoo
6:30 “You woke up this morning to a pepper spray” 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Tahir's face is like the perfect french toast
“Who you finna tryyyy? I bet it ain me” 😂😂😂💀
“who you finna try” gets me everytime 😭
I like how yall are constantly expanding and switching it up. I won't lie though, I love the mob mentality of the group roasts lol
That’s probably the best Tahir has ever held his own lol. He had a hard line up too
Tahir's tongue actually won the Battlegrounds!!! 😂😂
"The week your mother conceived you she only ate pork" 🤣🤣😭😭
I love the authenticity and straight up funny in All Def anybody else binging?
Tahir killed it. He's usually getting killed in the episodes. Tahir is fast and witty.
"he eats grapes like an apple"
That should have hit way you harder 🤣🤣🤣
I’m shocked no one has ever said CP spells his name See P big eye’d ass😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂
Lmfao Kraig and Pat in the background is the best 😂 can’t wait for the them to get back in the classroom, they have to get Donterio back tho 💯🔥👍🏽
I love Brandons laugh!!!🤣🤣🤣
I love how Tahir tried to slide that last joke on Brandon at the end 😂😂😂😂
I swear they used that Bacon, Georgia joke at least 7 times before
I thought the exact same thing haha
It hit doe
They have I think Brent used it first..... still hits though
Even Brandon was shock at Tahir killing it studying his jokes at home totally prepared lol
Facts..he was too happy
Welders Inc. Llc2003 u can when he got to the last person it became hard to remember the rest of the jokes but he studied hard for Kraig and cp hahaha love that quick strike back hahaha that’s a real fight battle lol
there's so much pain behinds tahirs laugh 😔
This show is hilarious!!!😂😂 Tahir did really good, I'd say he survived till the last min lol, great episode, they all brought the heat!
Kraig funny as hell 😂😂😂
Nobody:
CP: WHO YOU FINNA TRY? I BET IT AIN’T ME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂