Breen is one of the most interesting film makers working today. The degree to which everything is wrong in his films defies description, they truly feel like the work of an alien with only second hand knowledge of films and human behaviour.
It's true. His movies are so impossibly incongruous that they HAVE to be the product of an alien life form or an artificial intelligence. Maybe his movies are some breed of meta-documentary.
I found your channel just a few days ago and watched the fateful findings video 20 times and samurai cop and was pissed you didn't have more videos and you then bless us with this. I got what I wanted. I love getting pissed off.
One thing I've noticed is every time Breen does some goofy edit, I assume it's you doing it to highlight an exceptionally weird moment. And each time, you then say "I didn't do that, that's the movie." And each time I am blown away to learn that's literally how the movie goes.
I never heard of Neil Breen before you started these videos. I will _never_ watch a Neil Breen movie. I _will_ watch every "Neil Breen's Is The Worst Movie Ever" video you make. And yes, you have to title all of them that way now.
I can't tell. Either he thinks he's making weird David Lynch movies and missing the mark, he thinks he's making normal movies and just doing the best he can, or he's fully aware of the so-bad-it's-good thing and he's really leaning into it.
Just wait until you see "Pass Thru" or "I am here.... now" xD I've seen all six of his movies by now and I can tell that Twisted Pair and Fateful Findings are probably his two best movies.
Have you seen: Miami Connection (1987): A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida's narcotics trade.
Thanks! That was the most fun I've had in a long time lol I'm literally laughing out loud! And I'm becoming a Neil Breen fan un- ironically hahahaha great video
Please do kore neil breen. Also i would love your take on the vanity project known as 3 different titles "geteven" "road to revenge" "champange and bullets"
you just can't understand his sheer breenius 😤 no but i love that neil breen has stayed "pure" for lack of a better word. so many of these "so-bad-its-good" directors try to be in on the joke and it NEVER WORKS, and neil is over here doing his thing regardless. i hope he never stops because these movies are such a blast to watch
I’ve heard some people aren’t too happy with his latest movie (the sequel to this one, actually) because they feel he’s now being bad on purpose. I haven’t seen it yet, so I can’t give an opinion. 🤔
His acting reminds me of that kid that gets up in front of the class and had to talk robotic bc he’s so scared that people are looking at him. It’s nuts he’s allowed to even think freely.
Films to review: Iron Sky (N*zis on the moon!) which was the first film I watched where I was embarrassed to be seen leaving the theatre. Also Blood Freak (1972). A killer turkey man on the loose!
Dude, this reminds me of any time I try something new in Davinci, as a technical test. But instead of throwing that footage away, I took it all and made it into a movie worse than Threat Level Midnight. Also I prefer procedurally generated virtual reality.
22:05 like old FMV videogames, where the old CD-ROM tech required pauses so that the system could load the next data. In this cases is so that Neil brain can load his next thoughts.
Do Armed for Action. The whole movie is on youtube. The good news is that I don't think anyone has ever covered this terrible movie. I only know about it because one of the actors used to be my boss.
I never get tired of watching Neil Breen's "movies" confound everyone that watches them the way they did me. It's the most comical shit lol. Much love. 24:03 your reaction had me FUCKIN DYING.
I Love how his face gets red from frustration/annoyance that his hands are a dif color from his face... You can read his face so easily while he's reviewing 😅😅😂😂😁😝
I honestly wonder how neil breen functions in this world. he seems like hes insane or has never interacted with other people. his "movies" are mind boggling. not meant as an insult, but I think he's never had a girlfriend or any intimacy with a woman. its the only explanation for his creepoid behavior and incoherent antics with all the women in his movies.
Been watching your reviews. Your witty humor and delivery are top-shelf! Indeed, your "unrestrained" humor (on present day TH-cam) is refreshing! Garnered a new sub.
Would love to see you do the other Breen films! First two are harder to find now, but Pass Thru is easy to get hold of - the sequel to Twisted Pair is out at the end of this month, too :D
I certainly think it's the most inspired: amongst the idiosyncrasies and stock footage there's some trippy stuff and I think in places it's genuinely bittersweet. I al most feel like it stands alone though: the other films feel more connected to me in some way, whereas Double Down feels more isolated@@mostlyholy6301
Neil No B-Reel Breen...unreal. You have to wonder what is his real job that he can afford to self-publish this crap? Nevermind, just looked it up. The budget for this movie was 7,073 dollars. He could work at a McDonald's drive-thru window and afford to publish this crap.
Haven't seen Cade The tortured crossing, then... PS - He "still" loves his brother. But their parents who had their kids ripped away? He and Cale apparent don't give two sh*ts about them. No mention of seeing them after they got back to Earth.
I worked with a guy like this. We never could figure out what was wrong w him. Just completely oblivious. I gotta say Neil is an idiot. This is horrible.
And then like every movie he's got to have himself sniffing a woman's hair we're getting when somebody old enough to be his granddaughter and he's always wearing the exact same clothes and every movie the dude looks terrible too
Has anyone done a Neil Breen Halloween costume (or party? The words rhyme, gentlemen and ladies)? If you do your hair just right, gents, it'd be pretty unmistakable. Imagine the camaraderie that would result from someone recognizing you as the Breen without anyone having to explain it. P.s. I think I spell Neil wrong about 90 percent of the time. Sorry Niels.
12:40 I don’t know if I said it on here before but these vanity projects always provide us with a good insight to how insufferable the creators are in real life. In this example they bump into each other and thinks saying “let me make it up to you and take you out for a drink” is revealing on so many levels. His own arrogance that trying to hit on her is “making it up” to her. Like he’s some sort of god that any woman would be impressed. Also the need to delay the woman further by insisting on picking up what she’s already picked up. The damsel in distress when she would have got done a lot faster without his “help”. I’m confident that everyone knows someone like this. That person who thinks they know better than everybody and yet the evidence (like this movie) just shows the exact opposite is true. And then there’s the reaction of the homeless person. Obviously the homeless person is supposed to be impressed by him (because that’s what he thinks everyone views him like) whereas in real life the homeless person would have said “she’s clearly not interested”. Finally there’s the slightly worrying stalker type mentality that he is unable to detect that in real life the women is visibly repulsed by him. But he seems unable to recognise this obvious signal and sees it as something entirely different. In real life she’s not coming back at 8pm, she’s out with her friends talking about this arrogant, weird creep she bumped into. 13:58 just seen it. This is the step into his mind. Stalker, I bet he’s like that in real life. He just sees it as normal behaviour. 16:10 that’s not a game. That’s a confession. 17:34 “don’t worry I’m not going to kill you”. Saying that kind of makes holding the gun redundant.
I asked Chat GPT to write the opening scene to a Neil Breen film: FADE IN: EXT. DESERT - DAY A vast and barren landscape stretches as far as the eye can see. The scorching sun beats down on the cracked earth. A lone figure, NEIL BREEN, clad in a tattered suit, emerges from the shimmering heat waves. NEIL scans the horizon with a steely gaze, his unkempt hair blowing in the hot desert wind. He carries a mysterious metallic briefcase that seems to radiate an otherworldly glow. CUE INTENSE SYNTH MUSIC NEIL stumbles upon an abandoned, rusted car half-buried in the sand. He opens the door and retrieves a crumpled map from the glove compartment. With determination in his eyes, he unfolds the map and studies it, muttering to himself. NEIL BREEN: (whispering) They thought they could control us. They were wrong. I will expose the corruption, the lies, and the secrets. As he speaks, the wind picks up, swirling the sand around him. The metallic briefcase begins to emit a low hum, adding an eerie undertone to the scene. NEIL BREEN: (looking directly at the camera) I am the last hope for humanity. Suddenly, a MYSTERIOUS FIGURE appears in the distance. Wearing a dark trench coat and sunglasses, the figure watches Neil from afar. Neil senses the presence, his eyes narrowing. NEIL BREEN: (under his breath) They're watching... always watching. With the map in hand and the mysterious briefcase at his side, Neil Breen sets off into the unforgiving desert, embarking on a journey that will unravel the fabric of reality itself. CUE INTENSE SYNTH MUSIC, and the screen goes black, leaving the audience on the edge of their seats, ready for the mind-bending adventure that lies ahead.
So many things to say about that movie. But mostly, don't look me in the eyes like that when those sounds are playing man. I felt like we connected in a really weird way.
I take comfort knowing there is someone else out there who gets as pissed off as I do watching a Neil Breen movie. I've seen them all, and after his last one, Cade: the Tortured Crossing, I am done with him. Never watching another movie he makes.
Ah, the old famous "wtf, did you shave" followed by a right hook. I did the same with my coworker when I saw he trimmed his beard this morning. He wasn't to happy but the black eye and swelling are starting to die down now.
I understand your frustration. Is he serious or is he having us on? I think he's serious. This reminds me of old public access movies from the 80s and 90s. Lots of desire to make a show but no technical skill whatsover. His films look like as if our dad went out and made a film. Plus if he's having us on, what's his end game? He's been at this for like 20 years. I know he makes festival appearances and sells DVD's, but he's probably not raking it in. I'll give him props for doing his first one on 35mm film. That's a feat. I don't want to say shooting on video now isn't a feat, but it's a whole lot easier and cheaper.
Yup he is fully serious. I honestly don't understand how anyone at this point could think otherwise. Just look and listen to him. He is an aging, awkward out of touch man, and like plenty of other Vanity project "producers" he lives vicariously through his movies, where hes always a Messiah that saves the world and gets the beautiful ladies. Btw he is becoming another Tommy Wiseau. His movies are being played in SOLD OUT theaters
Great videos, especially your movie reviews and reactions. I have a suggestion for what is probably perhaps the worst car movie ever made. It's called Stand On It, which is basically a rip off remake of the 1977 Burt Reynolds classic, Smokey and the Bandit. It stars Dukes of Hazzard actor, John Schneider, who also produced, directed and edited the movie. It is by far the worst movie I've ever seen and features terrible acting, greenscreen, horrible editing, bad camera work, and pathetic car chases. John Schneider also did all the songs and they are bad as well. It's free to watch on TH-cam and it's so bad it's bad, it makes Neil Breen's films look like like award winners. It even makes Asylum movies look like high brow.
Breen has got to be the most patient and persistent troll, since there is no way that anyone would think that any of his "movies" reach even the lowest quality bar. Another proof is that over 20 years of making/editing these - Breen has shown a 0 sign of improvement that normally comes with experience. His last movies might actually be even less competently made than his first. Got to give it up for Breen - he is making good money(he still uses recordable DVDs and no box or sleeve of any kind, to send his creations to customers) trolling us for almost a quarter of the century😂
Honestly, there is no way Neil Breen's movies could be so consistently bad and nonsensical across time, without them being exactly as he wants them to be.
I bet Breen fanaticizes that every kid who picked on him in high school, and every girl who laughed at him, today watches his theatrical masterpieces and regrets not seeing the true genius, world saver, secret agent and woman magnet he's always believed himself to be..
Breen has topped (or bottomed?) all the bad movies I have seen. But it would be great if you could do a review of Samurai Cop if you haven't already done one. It's hilariously bad. And I for one think Breen is NOT in on the joke. Unbelievably there are many people like him who somehow have survived in the world. God knows how.
I think this probably says more about the amount of movies I've watched in my life than anything else, but I think it's entirely possible that none of his movies are in the Top Ten Worst Movies I've Ever Seen. ... ... I'm not saying they aren't somewhere in the 10-20 range, though.
i like to imagine neil breen started this when he lost a bet to someone, and now just keeps acting and making the worst movies he can think of to make money off of said bets
My theory for why every shot looks and sounds bad in a Neil Breen movie is that he only does one take for each one. My guess is he only has a couple days’ budget for the entire movie. Or it could be he just sucks as a filmmaker…
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Breen is one of the most interesting film makers working today. The degree to which everything is wrong in his films defies description, they truly feel like the work of an alien with only second hand knowledge of films and human behaviour.
Breen and Tommy Wiseau both have no clue how humans interact which makes it fascinating to watch
I believe Neil is the first AI that's achieved conciousness. Hes that weird and strange.
@@plutarchtheoligarch1657 Yes there is something a little uncanny about him. Not so much a human as a humanoid.
It's true. His movies are so impossibly incongruous that they HAVE to be the product of an alien life form or an artificial intelligence. Maybe his movies are some breed of meta-documentary.
Bro how is cringe movie reviews not ur bread and butter? I need like 20 more of these
I found your channel just a few days ago and watched the fateful findings video 20 times and samurai cop and was pissed you didn't have more videos and you then bless us with this. I got what I wanted. I love getting pissed off.
I just always think of Pass Thru, that smuggler chick just screaming "you have no value to me on the streets!" Then just repeats it for no reason.
Neil Breen’s green screen would make a good band name.
Its called the Breen Screen
@@killedpatrick
Neil Breen's Screen Green Dream.
They made a gut-wrenching song called "I can't believe you committed suicide". Puts Adam's song to shame.
@WonkoSane-jf4qm yours is better
"Breen Hell"
Neil has brought such absolute joy to millions of people with his reliably awful films. He should get a medal. All the medals.
I think Neil gave himself all those medals already
On a denim vest.
These movies remind me that the universe will never stop creating. An engine of change and chaos led this moment. To Neil fucking Breen
"Because f*** you, thats why", I died laughing
I LOVE all your bad movie reviews like this one, so happy I found your channel .
BRO. Your Fateful Findings review ENDED ME, and I'm so happy you've done another one of Neil Breen's movies! 🤣
One thing I've noticed is every time Breen does some goofy edit, I assume it's you doing it to highlight an exceptionally weird moment. And each time, you then say "I didn't do that, that's the movie." And each time I am blown away to learn that's literally how the movie goes.
I'm right there with you. Every time I'm like "this is a bit by Gigs," but nope it's the actual movie. That was released for public consumption.
Impossible to externally edit a Breen film and make it goofier. Why bother?
I never heard of Neil Breen before you started these videos. I will _never_ watch a Neil Breen movie. I _will_ watch every "Neil Breen's Is The Worst Movie Ever" video you make. And yes, you have to title all of them that way now.
I can't tell. Either he thinks he's making weird David Lynch movies and missing the mark, he thinks he's making normal movies and just doing the best he can, or he's fully aware of the so-bad-it's-good thing and he's really leaning into it.
Just wait until you see "Pass Thru" or "I am here.... now" xD I've seen all six of his movies by now and I can tell that Twisted Pair and Fateful Findings are probably his two best movies.
“I Am Here…. Now” is my favorite. “Pass Thru” is my second. 😁
The only thing that makes sense here is that she took a swing at him for shaving 🤣
Bruh 🤣🤣🤣
the madman just released a sequel to this called Cade: The Tortured Crossing. The trailer is over 4 minutes of distilled Breeniness.
I still refuse to believe that's actually a Neil Breen production.. I think it's a hoax 😏😝😅😂😂😂 it's so bizarre and random 😮😝🤣😂
Have you seen: Miami Connection (1987): A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida's narcotics trade.
Thanks! That was the most fun I've had in a long time lol I'm literally laughing out loud! And I'm becoming a Neil Breen fan un- ironically hahahaha great video
he seems to have that effect on people lol, thank you!
I like that you take the pragmatic "this shit is flat out awful" approach and not the faux hipster "Breen is an auteur" idiocy.
Agreed. I prefer the rougher reviewers.
Please do kore neil breen. Also i would love your take on the vanity project known as 3 different titles "geteven" "road to revenge" "champange and bullets"
you just can't understand his sheer breenius 😤
no but i love that neil breen has stayed "pure" for lack of a better word. so many of these "so-bad-its-good" directors try to be in on the joke and it NEVER WORKS, and neil is over here doing his thing regardless. i hope he never stops because these movies are such a blast to watch
I’ve heard some people aren’t too happy with his latest movie (the sequel to this one, actually) because they feel he’s now being bad on purpose. I haven’t seen it yet, so I can’t give an opinion. 🤔
His acting reminds me of that kid that gets up in front of the class and had to talk robotic bc he’s so scared that people are looking at him. It’s nuts he’s allowed to even think freely.
Films to review: Iron Sky (N*zis on the moon!) which was the first film I watched where I was embarrassed to be seen leaving the theatre. Also Blood Freak (1972). A killer turkey man on the loose!
Dude, this reminds me of any time I try something new in Davinci, as a technical test. But instead of throwing that footage away, I took it all and made it into a movie worse than Threat Level Midnight.
Also I prefer procedurally generated virtual reality.
The "he doesn't even *almost* look like he's talking" killed me
This guy makes Tommy Wiseau look like Scorsese. Wow I can't believe that these are actually out there for people to watch.
22:05 like old FMV videogames, where the old CD-ROM tech required pauses so that the system could load the next data. In this cases is so that Neil brain can load his next thoughts.
Do Armed for Action. The whole movie is on youtube. The good news is that I don't think anyone has ever covered this terrible movie. I only know about it because one of the actors used to be my boss.
Link pls
I love that you found stock footage of the twin boys 😂😂. No idea why that is so funny to me.
Cracks me up that Breen claims to have created and designed all those backgrounds.
Oh, this man has yet to see Neil Breen's latest, "Cade the Tortured Crossing".
I really hope he gets ahold of that one next, and “I Am Here…. Now”.
I never get tired of watching Neil Breen's "movies" confound everyone that watches them the way they did me. It's the most comical shit lol. Much love. 24:03 your reaction had me FUCKIN DYING.
I Love how his face gets red from frustration/annoyance that his hands are a dif color from his face... You can read his face so easily while he's reviewing 😅😅😂😂😁😝
Neil Breen is a misunderstood genius.
Dude where do you find this thing? Im not sure we can truely call that dog s#@* a movie. But you are hilarious as usual. Shout out to DJ RNG!
I honestly wonder how neil breen functions in this world. he seems like hes insane or has never interacted with other people. his "movies" are mind boggling.
not meant as an insult, but I think he's never had a girlfriend or any intimacy with a woman. its the only explanation for his creepoid behavior and incoherent antics with all the women in his movies.
Every time I keep seeing something with Neil Breen I keep thinking I'm watching a Tim and Eric skit
The second film in this trilogy is so much worse...every scene is 100% on green screen...our steven Spielberg
17:37 The chains around their wrists are just tucked under themselves and I am DEAD!
Been watching your reviews.
Your witty humor and delivery are top-shelf!
Indeed, your "unrestrained" humor (on present day TH-cam) is refreshing! Garnered a new sub.
Would love to see you do the other Breen films! First two are harder to find now, but Pass Thru is easy to get hold of - the sequel to Twisted Pair is out at the end of this month, too :D
His first film is actually his best, it is a shame he does not distribute it.
I certainly think it's the most inspired: amongst the idiosyncrasies and stock footage there's some trippy stuff and I think in places it's genuinely bittersweet. I al most feel like it stands alone though: the other films feel more connected to me in some way, whereas Double Down feels more isolated@@mostlyholy6301
I think he did a video on the sequel already - he saw it in an actual theater.
Dang I can’t stop watching this video. Makes me laugh out loud so much. Keep up the good work Bro. I love your comments!
I am officially coining cheesy-bad green screen effects as "Breen-screen"
Neil No B-Reel Breen...unreal. You have to wonder what is his real job that he can afford to self-publish this crap? Nevermind, just looked it up. The budget for this movie was 7,073 dollars. He could work at a McDonald's drive-thru window and afford to publish this crap.
I never thought I'd watch a movie to make me think Uwe Boll is a great artist. Till now.
😂😂😂😂⚰️⚰️
Don't even mention Uwe Boll dude.. NEIL BREEN is enuf for one yr 😂😂😂
Haven't seen Cade The tortured crossing, then...
PS - He "still" loves his brother. But their parents who had their kids ripped away? He and Cale apparent don't give two sh*ts about them. No mention of seeing them after they got back to Earth.
I worked with a guy like this. We never could figure out what was wrong w him. Just completely oblivious. I gotta say Neil is an idiot. This is horrible.
And then like every movie he's got to have himself sniffing a woman's hair we're getting when somebody old enough to be his granddaughter and he's always wearing the exact same clothes and every movie the dude looks terrible too
Has anyone done a Neil Breen Halloween costume (or party? The words rhyme, gentlemen and ladies)? If you do your hair just right, gents, it'd be pretty unmistakable. Imagine the camaraderie that would result from someone recognizing you as the Breen without anyone having to explain it.
P.s. I think I spell Neil wrong about 90 percent of the time. Sorry Niels.
“What happened to us?” That’s what I ask myself after watching a Breen movie
12:40 I don’t know if I said it on here before but these vanity projects always provide us with a good insight to how insufferable the creators are in real life. In this example they bump into each other and thinks saying “let me make it up to you and take you out for a drink” is revealing on so many levels.
His own arrogance that trying to hit on her is “making it up” to her. Like he’s some sort of god that any woman would be impressed. Also the need to delay the woman further by insisting on picking up what she’s already picked up. The damsel in distress when she would have got done a lot faster without his “help”.
I’m confident that everyone knows someone like this. That person who thinks they know better than everybody and yet the evidence (like this movie) just shows the exact opposite is true.
And then there’s the reaction of the homeless person. Obviously the homeless person is supposed to be impressed by him (because that’s what he thinks everyone views him like) whereas in real life the homeless person would have said “she’s clearly not interested”.
Finally there’s the slightly worrying stalker type mentality that he is unable to detect that in real life the women is visibly repulsed by him. But he seems unable to recognise this obvious signal and sees it as something entirely different. In real life she’s not coming back at 8pm, she’s out with her friends talking about this arrogant, weird creep she bumped into.
13:58 just seen it. This is the step into his mind. Stalker, I bet he’s like that in real life. He just sees it as normal behaviour.
16:10 that’s not a game. That’s a confession.
17:34 “don’t worry I’m not going to kill you”. Saying that kind of makes holding the gun redundant.
Cade: The Tortured Crossing says, "Hold my beer!!"
How do you call that a movie. Your commentary was spot on and so much better than the movie it's self.
According to his dvd on filmmaking, yes that is a thing. He is very serious about his craft
Time for you to watch Cade: The Tortured Crossing, buddy!
i saw it in theaters actually hahaha
@@jonathangigslucky! The closest showing near me was like 8 hours away, so I had to buy the dvd from Neil instead. Worth it!
you fuckin' guy LMFAO 16:54 when you played only the audio. A prime example of "I had to experience this so you do too" holy hell that was rough
I asked Chat GPT to write the opening scene to a Neil Breen film:
FADE IN:
EXT. DESERT - DAY
A vast and barren landscape stretches as far as the eye can see. The scorching sun beats down on the cracked earth. A lone figure, NEIL BREEN, clad in a tattered suit, emerges from the shimmering heat waves.
NEIL scans the horizon with a steely gaze, his unkempt hair blowing in the hot desert wind. He carries a mysterious metallic briefcase that seems to radiate an otherworldly glow.
CUE INTENSE SYNTH MUSIC
NEIL stumbles upon an abandoned, rusted car half-buried in the sand. He opens the door and retrieves a crumpled map from the glove compartment. With determination in his eyes, he unfolds the map and studies it, muttering to himself.
NEIL BREEN:
(whispering)
They thought they could control us. They were wrong. I will expose the corruption, the lies, and the secrets.
As he speaks, the wind picks up, swirling the sand around him. The metallic briefcase begins to emit a low hum, adding an eerie undertone to the scene.
NEIL BREEN:
(looking directly at the camera)
I am the last hope for humanity.
Suddenly, a MYSTERIOUS FIGURE appears in the distance. Wearing a dark trench coat and sunglasses, the figure watches Neil from afar. Neil senses the presence, his eyes narrowing.
NEIL BREEN:
(under his breath)
They're watching... always watching.
With the map in hand and the mysterious briefcase at his side, Neil Breen sets off into the unforgiving desert, embarking on a journey that will unravel the fabric of reality itself.
CUE INTENSE SYNTH MUSIC, and the screen goes black, leaving the audience on the edge of their seats, ready for the mind-bending adventure that lies ahead.
LMAO! 🤣
So many things to say about that movie. But mostly, don't look me in the eyes like that when those sounds are playing man. I felt like we connected in a really weird way.
To be fair, there can be two bad artists at once. There's not a rule against it.
10:08 - everyone at the cinema watching a Neil Breen flick
Great review, thanks JGigs !
7:34 Breen's ridiculous leaping notwithstanding, this special effect was pretty bad-ass.
I take comfort knowing there is someone else out there who gets as pissed off as I do watching a Neil Breen movie. I've seen them all, and after his last one, Cade: the Tortured Crossing, I am done with him. Never watching another movie he makes.
Ah, the old famous "wtf, did you shave" followed by a right hook. I did the same with my coworker when I saw he trimmed his beard this morning. He wasn't to happy but the black eye and swelling are starting to die down now.
I must’ve ..
Yeah I’m watching this still.
You have me laughing and I’m so confused about what’s going on with this Director Guy 😂
I believe that Neil Breen absolutely believes his movies are legitimate masterpieces.
This reminds me of doing the Romeo and Juliet play in 3rd grade....
Breen and Tommy W. inspire me to one day make a crappy movie.
Neil Breen seems like a type of dude that will let out a silent fart and stare at you while he’s doing it 😂
I understand your frustration. Is he serious or is he having us on? I think he's serious. This reminds me of old public access movies from the 80s and 90s. Lots of desire to make a show but no technical skill whatsover. His films look like as if our dad went out and made a film. Plus if he's having us on, what's his end game? He's been at this for like 20 years. I know he makes festival appearances and sells DVD's, but he's probably not raking it in. I'll give him props for doing his first one on 35mm film. That's a feat. I don't want to say shooting on video now isn't a feat, but it's a whole lot easier and cheaper.
Yup he is fully serious. I honestly don't understand how anyone at this point could think otherwise. Just look and listen to him. He is an aging, awkward out of touch man, and like plenty of other Vanity project "producers" he lives vicariously through his movies, where hes always a Messiah that saves the world and gets the beautiful ladies.
Btw he is becoming another Tommy Wiseau. His movies are being played in SOLD OUT theaters
I've always thought he filmed everything dark because he didn't know how to deal with glare.
Great videos, especially your movie reviews and reactions. I have a suggestion for what is probably perhaps the worst car movie ever made. It's called Stand On It, which is basically a rip off remake of the 1977 Burt Reynolds classic, Smokey and the Bandit. It stars Dukes of Hazzard actor, John Schneider, who also produced, directed and edited the movie. It is by far the worst movie I've ever seen and features terrible acting, greenscreen, horrible editing, bad camera work, and pathetic car chases. John Schneider also did all the songs and they are bad as well. It's free to watch on TH-cam and it's so bad it's bad, it makes Neil Breen's films look like like award winners. It even makes Asylum movies look like high brow.
i will look this one up, thank you!
Breen has got to be the most patient and persistent troll, since there is no way that anyone would think that any of his "movies" reach even the lowest quality bar. Another proof is that over 20 years of making/editing these - Breen has shown a 0 sign of improvement that normally comes with experience. His last movies might actually be even less competently made than his first.
Got to give it up for Breen - he is making good money(he still uses recordable DVDs and no box or sleeve of any kind, to send his creations to customers) trolling us for almost a quarter of the century😂
Do you take requests?
16:08 I'm sorry but "mum called"!!?? Not "my mum," not "your mum."... just "mum"... Is this like a family affair 😐 😮
Honestly, there is no way Neil Breen's movies could be so consistently bad and nonsensical across time, without them being exactly as he wants them to be.
I bet Breen fanaticizes that every kid who picked on him in high school, and every girl who laughed at him, today watches his theatrical masterpieces and regrets not seeing the true genius, world saver, secret agent and woman magnet he's always believed himself to be..
By the way, I'm sure you have watched "Kung pow! enter the fist", but your commentary would be hilarious.
oh yeah kung pow was one of my favorites back in the day lol
he uses so much green screen jank, even in the scenes where it's not a green screen, I swear there's a slight green hue around him still.
Watching Neil Breen is like watching Dr. Pimple Popper; you keep asking yourself why you're still watching it, but you can't stop.
Wikipedia has an actual "plot" summary of this movie if you can believe it
Breen has topped (or bottomed?) all the bad movies I have seen. But it would be great if you could do a review of Samurai Cop if you haven't already done one. It's hilariously bad. And I for one think Breen is NOT in on the joke. Unbelievably there are many people like him who somehow have survived in the world. God knows how.
He's a real state agent. He doesn't have to have any skills and still can make lots of money to fund his projects.
Neil Breen moves like someone who had their L3-L4-L5 fused.
LOL
Not impossible!
gotta love neil breen lol failure after failure he still persists
I just have to know the answer! Is Neil Breen serious?! 😭 He's such an enigma, but not in a good way like The Room Tommy
Meet the Feebles - Peter Jackson early movie with...muppets?
Did u see the rats have moved in the second scene LOL
Neil Breen's Double down is by far the best worst thing i have ever seen! Red letter media is how i discovered him...oh my you are in for a treat!!
I think this probably says more about the amount of movies I've watched in my life than anything else, but I think it's entirely possible that none of his movies are in the Top Ten Worst Movies I've Ever Seen.
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I'm not saying they aren't somewhere in the 10-20 range, though.
i like to imagine neil breen started this when he lost a bet to someone, and now just keeps acting and making the worst movies he can think of to make money off of said bets
The pace AI intelligence increases is incredibly fast, that makes it easier to remember his PIN number when he uses the ATM machine.
I can't wait for you to react to his last one the basically the sequel to this one😂
What do you think Neil Breen does? I just can't imagine him doing normal human things.
Neil Breen films are amazing :D Plarium should hire him :D
The Worst? Watch Pocket Ninjas Saturday the 14th or The Asylums CarGo and say that again!
My theory for why every shot looks and sounds bad in a Neil Breen movie is that he only does one take for each one. My guess is he only has a couple days’ budget for the entire movie.
Or it could be he just sucks as a filmmaker…
So whatever happened to the aliens? What was their plan?
Take a gander at Breens' latest "Cade- The Tortured Crossing"
You think there's green screen in this? You ain't seen nothing yet.
"Neil Breen made the worst film ever."
John De Hart: hold my beer...
No way this guy eats frosted mini wheats
I gotta say he pulled a fast one on all of us with the stalker scene.
26:30 - Blues Brothers 😀
The SA type scene reminds me of this movie. Its called the little death. It was a strange movie.