I SWEAR TO GOD THIS HAPPENS TO ME BUT ITS ALWAYS RED. LIKE I DRAW 20,000 CARDS JUST TO FIND A RED ONLY FOR SOMEONE TO REVERSE IT ON ME AND I MAJE THEM RESTART THE DECK SO I CANT GET A RED CARD.
Nagito: Have you guys seen those random videos on TH-cam of that guy doing surgery on grapefruit? Kokichi and Me: *. . .* Kokichi: What the fur is your TH-cam feed? o-o Me: *Trying not to laugh cuz my hamster was asleep*
Nagito: *Talking about how the man did surgery on the grapefruit* Me: *Trying not to laugh* Kokichi: Do you hear your self nagito u said I man gave a grapefruit surgery and u cried Me: *Starts bursting out laughing*
there's 2 types of people: -the ones who swear aggressively -the ones who swear casually/like any other word in a sentence this was a prime example of first type
Nagito: Anyway. Did you see those random videos on TH-cam where that guy does surgery on fruit? Me: No.... Kokichi What the f*ck is your TH-cam Feed? Nagito: No no no no! Like its on TH-cam like that shorts thing! So okay let me explain! So I was on youtube one day, and I was bored, I got this video that recommended this guy um.. of this guy um, sorry, of this one guy doing surgery on a grapefruit and i was like: "Oh that looks so hopeful! I hope the grapefruits okay!" so I clicked on the video and the grapefruit died and I cried. Kokichi: Nagito, please litsen to what the f*ck you just said. YOU JUST SAID, A GRAPE FRUIT GETTING SURGERY WAS HOPEFUL, YOU HOPE IT WAS OKAY, AND IT DIED. HOW THE F|_|CK DOES A FRUIT DIE? HOW (lehudge) FRUITS. DONT HAVE LIVES. Nagito: They have a time span- like they have an experation date, that just made me realize something. US AS HUMANS THE DAY WE DIE IS OUR EXPERATION DATE LIKE THE DAY WE DIE.
Me: chewing some gum while listening to this treasure and also, almost making a gum ball* Nagito: "Hey, have you guys seen that man on youtube who does surgery on fruit?" Me: Literally started laughing and drops gum on the ground, losing it* Also me after pausing the video while wheezing: Nagito srsly man, look at what you done! (Continues wheezing for some more seconds.)
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![After the Trial [] Nagito x Protagonist Listener [] ASMR](/img/n.gif)
"yea we called yesterday. He hanged up on me.. GoOd TiMeS 👦"
Okay since when did-
Kokichi in the middle of me talking: FUCK I DONT HAVE A YELLOW
WHY IS NAGITO CRYING OVER A GRAPEFRUIT HELP AND KOKICHI NOT UNDERSTANDING IS AMAZING I LOVE THESE TWO TOGETHER
I was being flirted with by my friend but you know what, this is more important
*FÜCK, I DON'T HAVE A YELLOW*
Me every time I play uno with my family
HAHAHA SAME
@@Cubva ITS ALWAYS YELLOW 😭🐢
It’s always green for us akajsjjsjsksjs
I SWEAR TO GOD THIS HAPPENS TO ME BUT ITS ALWAYS RED. LIKE I DRAW 20,000 CARDS JUST TO FIND A RED ONLY FOR SOMEONE TO REVERSE IT ON ME AND I MAJE THEM RESTART THE DECK SO I CANT GET A RED CARD.
Yeah it's always the yellow 😢
Kokichi:"He has been winning the past 10 games!"
-Me hiding half of my deck in my hat-
Yeeeessss Luccccckkkk :]
me eating half my deck:
Me shoving the cards up my nose:
Nagito: "me and Kokichi-"
My grandma: This sentence *isnt* grammatically correct.
Is your grandma ran by Grammarly??
@@jellylover2502 the new grammerly: ✨grandmaly✨ (i swear was that even funny- 🙂🔫)
Nagito: Their ultimate gleams with hope
Me: *the ultimate assassin*
Also me: what the f-
It really be like that I’m the ultimate mafia leader from what my friends say-
Nagito: Have you guys seen those random videos on TH-cam of that guy doing surgery on grapefruit?
Kokichi and Me: *. . .*
Kokichi: What the fur is your TH-cam feed? o-o
Me: *Trying not to laugh cuz my hamster was asleep*
Nagito: their talent radiates hope!
My OC who’s the Ultimate Bounty Hunter: *Confusion Intensifies*
i had to get up at 6am now i'm here so i guess in my world kokichi screaming and nagito being nagito is a good way to wake up :)
3:23 IM WHEEZING I CANT EVEN-
AND I CANT LAUGH BECAUSE MY SISTER IS SLEEPING 😭😂
Nagito's Rat Shrine-?! 😭
“ FUCK I DONT HAVE A YELLOW “ he’s so real for that tho😭
I cannot sleep
This brings me joy💞
Kokichi:FUCK👹 I don’t have any yellow
Me:
GAWD DAYUM-
Nagito: *Talking about how the man did surgery on the grapefruit*
Me: *Trying not to laugh*
Kokichi: Do you hear your self nagito u said I man gave a grapefruit surgery and u cried
Me: *Starts bursting out laughing*
Same lol
When kokichi yelled fuck I almost died from a heart attack
Kokichi: I live in a alleyway
Me: I live in a house nice to meet ya
“Yeah I live in an alley way”
BWAHAHAHAHA WTF- THAT WAS OUT OF CONTEXT GODDAMNIT
1:04 That was one aggressive, *FUCK*
LMAOOO
there's 2 types of people:
-the ones who swear aggressively
-the ones who swear casually/like any other word in a sentence
this was a prime example of first type
I was half asleep when kokichi said fuck I just got scared
“FUCK I don’t have any yellow”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It scared me when they mentioned TH-cam accounts because for .1 seconds I thought he was talking about mine 😂
HAHHAHAHAH
@@Cubva that would be one awkward conversation
*Especially if it involved my history*
@@kyoaika1836 I turned off my history 😛
Nagito: oh my favret simble of hope
Kokichi: *angry demon voice* omg they just got here
Me:damn I didn't even do anything and he's mad 👁👄👁
🏃💨💨💨 😃👌
I’m prepared to punt the tallest one. Kokichi can rest for now.
"Okay so despair?"
"NOH HOEP"
"What about future yall"
BRO I WAS LAYING DOWN AND THE VIDEO ENDED AND SOME DEMONIC SCREECHING CAME ON THE AD- I WAS LIKE WTF KOKICHI but then i saw it was an ad🤩
Nagito:there talent is amazing it radiates
hope
Me with an ultimate that sounds like despair just by the name: wha...
As evil gremlin I just laugh or enjoy kokichi being kokichi this is fun
Nagito: We have expiration dates!
No one:
Me: SO WE'RE FRUIT!?
I have school today so I needed this lol 😩
AAAAAA I LOVE THIS,THIS IS MY DREAM COMETRUEEEEE
This is why I am single 👏😌👌😁🙂🤭
1:05 the scared the shi* out of me lol
:0 the the surgery on the grapefruit yas
It’s my two boys!!!! REAAAAA :DD
Update: togami pick me up I’m sceard.
H a p p y
B o y
N o i s e s
Cucumber Approved
RIP grapefruit😔✊💔
1:05
Me: it's 4 am let's listen to this.
Also me: KOKICHI SHUT UP
Alternet title (I think I misspelled that but idc): sorry for everyone with headphones
Nagito: Anyway. Did you see those random videos on TH-cam where that guy does surgery on fruit?
Me: No....
Kokichi What the f*ck is your TH-cam Feed?
Nagito: No no no no! Like its on TH-cam like that shorts thing! So okay let me explain! So I was on youtube one day, and I was bored, I got this video that recommended this guy um.. of this guy um, sorry, of this one guy doing surgery on a grapefruit and i was like: "Oh that looks so hopeful! I hope the grapefruits okay!" so I clicked on the video and the grapefruit died and I cried.
Kokichi: Nagito, please litsen to what the f*ck you just said. YOU JUST SAID, A GRAPE FRUIT GETTING SURGERY WAS HOPEFUL, YOU HOPE IT WAS OKAY, AND IT DIED.
HOW THE F|_|CK DOES A FRUIT DIE? HOW (lehudge) FRUITS. DONT HAVE LIVES.
Nagito: They have a time span- like they have an experation date, that just made me realize something. US AS HUMANS THE DAY WE DIE IS OUR EXPERATION DATE LIKE THE DAY WE DIE.
How did you get that all Word for Word😀
PLSS KOKICHI
Echo echo echo at the door knocking
OMG IM EARLY FOR ONCE! I ALSO CANT SLEEP, SO I LOVE THis
Me and nagito probably have the same recommended videos on youtube💀💀
My brain 79% of the time: is that Kokichi or mickey mouse?
Ayo imma need a pt 2 but longer 👀
Nagito: they have an amazing talent
Me: *Would be ultimate annoying*
Nagito : **talking about the fruit surgery TH-cam channel**
Me : interesting… what’s the channel name?? 🤨✍️
Nagito: I don't flirt with Hajime. I don't like him.
Me: *Fixes Glasses* ACTUALLY SIR The Fandom says the opposite.
TGE GRAPEFRUIT
Why do me and nagito have the same thought process and just say the most random shit
Me: chewing some gum while listening to this treasure and also, almost making a gum ball*
Nagito: "Hey, have you guys seen that man on youtube who does surgery on fruit?"
Me: Literally started laughing and drops gum on the ground, losing it*
Also me after pausing the video while wheezing: Nagito srsly man, look at what you done! (Continues wheezing for some more seconds.)
Cub...Can i go to Nagito's rat shrine with you?
Hell yea
@@Cubva OK LETS GO! IM DRIVING, SO COME ON, GET IN THE CAR
@@Kenneththemenneth777 YAY!! OKAY!!!
@@Cubva I ALSO WANNA COMEE
@@Kenneththemenneth777 *sips tea*
"i hope the grapefruit's okay 🥺"
Kokichi: I called kaede guy 80 by accident
Me: it wasn’t an accident, was it?
Kokichi: HAHA- YEAH
BRO WHAT-?!!
I said yes I wanted to keep on going
No entendí pero me gusta C:
I'm great at monopoly and uno. There is no way nagito would win.
I was chilling in Angie yonaga's shrine on roblox but this is way more important ✋🏻
Early!!
Did they play UNO?
I think so-
GoOd TiMESSSs
my boyfriend aint online so i am watching this feeling lonely without him online on discord
Nagito is pro fruit lives matter
WHY IS THE LOCATION NAGITOS RAT SHRINE😱
I RUINED THE 100 HAHAHAAHAH
⏃⍙⍜⍜☌⏃
😝‼️