“I don’t think I’ve ever had to go over 4 attempts to beat any difficulty of Wii party U highway rollers” *Expert and master difficulty have left the chat*
hes been playing so much of beginner and standard difficulty that i forgot about the computer being so much better in expert and in master, yet alone how many times it took poof to beat both difficulties
Fun fact: Poof has an older copy of this game, since the P2 CPU has his older name, Kazuhiro. This was corrected to Kazuhiko in later copies. Kazuhiko is his official name.
The amount of Rigged BS that Ostrich game gives Poof is GENUINELY ABYSMAL! The fact that the Ostrich picked Poof over Millie who's head you can CLEARLY SEE over the Bush proves that game is RIGGED against him 😂
Fun fact: if the game follows real statistics the chance of getting no green light dice out of 5 rolls is 40% while getting at least one is 60% but with poofs luck I highly doubt the game is fair. Lmao
Chances are if you're too far ahead the game's just gonna deny you the light until the other players catch up. notice how the 4 players are almost always intentionally clustered together on one specific part of it
Millie, in last place, gets last place boosted, then lands on a 1v3, wins it, then wins an rng minigame picked by the computer, rolls enough to get to the end, and rolls enough to win. Honestly Poof I'm with you on this one thats gotta be rigged
Mad Hatters is a game that the CPU can literally jut not let you win if it wants. It can literally just have someone pick the same number as you every time and you can't possibly win.
The Hide and Go beak along with Run to the Sun (Wii Party U), Risky Railroad, Lucky Launch, and Dicey Descent (Wii Party) are the only Wii Party/Wii Party U Minigames based on luck. No matter which fake bush the ostrich knocks over, the winner will always be luck dependent.
I’d like to mention that it has now taken more attempts for Poof to beat Standard difficulty with Dudy Dude than it took for him to beat Master difficulty back in 2020
At this point, I think we should have sophist and poofesure play Mario or Wii party together just to see who's more unlucky (There would be 2 cpus because that's how poofs bad luck activates)
Hey poofessure... here is a tip for the ostrich minigame. Move your wii remote around in random ways, and also don't pick first. The random movement will hopefully "confuse" the ostrich and make it harder for it to pick your hiding area. Think of it like the 1v3 mini game in regular wii party: hide and peek, you have to continuously move your hand around otherwise the CPU will instantly know where you hid.
10:55 I did the statistical calculations by taking ⅙ the power of 10 (10 six-sided dice, each with 1 green side) The odds are 1.65381717E−8, or a 0.0000165381717% chance of getting ZERO green dice out of 10 dice. Should be statistically impossible. Sounds like proof of the game being rigged to me
Some tips on the fruit balance minigame for Poofesure although I've never played this game and only watched Poofesure's videos on playing it: - A strawberry increases the weight by 1/4 (one quarter) of a tick. - An orange increases the weight by 1/2 (one half) of a tick. - A banana increases the weight by 4/5 (four fifths) of a tick. - An apple increases the weight by 1 tick. - 3 bananas increases the weight by 2 ticks. - A pineapple increases the weight by 3 ticks. Hopefully this helps Poofesure win that minigame more often.
I feel like the last place boosts are so stupid Millie, who was horrible at all the games, ends up winning because she gets the stupid last place boost, she was so far behind from everyone
Lol. Poofesure officially made history two times in a row this Christmas/end of the year! First was the Hardest Platinum in the Wii Party, and now this. We should totally make a trophy or put him in the hall of fame of some sorts or something.
4:41 The CPU get better once you win to get the minigame over with since if they went at normal speed, it would take much longer and we all know your amount patience
I swear Poofesure always cook's up a theory that the reason he gets his ass kicked is because Party Phil is in bed with one of the contestants, like Millie for example.
One minute into the video, and could already tell there’s some high feelings. Also, the AC Adapter for the GamePad can be plugged in manually rather than on the stand.
idk if you tried this method when playing the ostrich minigame, but try not to make *any* noise if the wii u gamepad picks up sound. that means any speech/noise generated by vocal cords, your creaky chair, or noisy appliances (including the tv if you have audio coming out of it, mute that bish just for the time being then unmute when you're done). i know this sounds way too tedious for one minigame, hoping it's worth all the trouble since i don't have a copy of wii party u. praying that the 5th time's a charm in normal mode
11:00 there is a 1/32 chance to get all red lights so in 2 turns there is a 1/1024 chance or a 0.097% chance of getting all reds twice in a row. However this assume that the dices are fair die and there is a 50/50 chance of any single die getting a green or a red (i.e 3 greens and 3 reds on a single die.. not sure if that is how the die are weighted)
Poof VS the ostrich game is a long lasting tradition. He has beaten all difficulties on this game 2 times (beef boss, Alfonso). I have only seen him win against the ostrich game ONCE.
im not going to spoil it in the comments but...........
Balls
Please do
you lost again poof
beef boss
Bruh
You know it's gonna be a good video when the ostrich is in the thumbnail 💀💀💀
He’s a right rascal!🐦
"this ostrich is a mutherfucker..."
-Poof
Looking menacingly
nah i feel terrible for poof because that minigame is lowkey rigged 😭
The reason i clicked
I've seen people less stressed out about losing their house to their gambling addiction than this man over a Wii U game
This is the funniest comment I’ve seen ever
HELP????? 😭😭
But the gamblers have a poor form of rationality which makes them think that their spending will all come back...
this is my sign to gamble the house
LOOOOOOL
Whenever Poof puts the ostrich in the thumbnail, it’s a little heads-up to us that we’re going to have post-traumatic-ostrich-syndrome. 😂😂😂
As someone else pointed out, he sounds like Courage the Cowardly Dog
Love the thumbnail 😂
PTOS
Lmaoooo
The ostrich is so cute tho
the ostrich game just gets more and more hysterical as the streak of losing gets longer and longer
Honestly what King Dedede wanted for Kirby tbh during the cake royale.
I love when poof rages so hard that he literally turns into Courage The Cowardly Dog
I miss that show reminds me of childhood
9:13 literally 😭
@@damiandotson1642 yeah, me too. Eustace was always hilarious 😂😂
Or peppino?
@@speedymatt1236no
Ok but Millie's comeback was probs one of the biggest plot twists I've seen
I was rooting for Millie. So I'm glad she won.
She won 90 spaces because of last place boost, kinda rigged
two last place boosts + a roll off win for first place in a luck based minigame and then getting exactly 35 at the door.
@@claquo0343queen-
Poof is the only person who can go from a guaranteed win to a devastating loss in a matter of just one turn
“I don’t think I’ve ever had to go over 4 attempts to beat any difficulty of Wii party U highway rollers”
*Expert and master difficulty have left the chat*
It took him like 6 times for Alfonso to beat expert lol
hes been playing so much of beginner and standard difficulty that i forgot about the computer being so much better in expert and in master, yet alone how many times it took poof to beat both difficulties
@@LinkyLove123 I was gonna say, he took 6 with Alfonso 😅😂😅😂😅😂
8:54 Poof's inner Floridian coming out
what did he sayyyyy
8:50 : ostrich game rage, hands down the funniest part of the video
legend
It's scientifically proven that an ostrich can detect fellow baldness within 100 mile radius
😂😂😂😂
"highly unlikely i lose today and not much can go wrong now " those famous last words
When he said that I was like: "Welp, knock on wood. He's about to get hit with the ultimate 2x4."
@@jeremyhagans7952 🤣🤣🤣
I know your videos aren’t super complicated but being able to churn out an episode on the same day you recorded it is still impressive.
You should seriously have someone look into the coding of this game. I would really be intrigued to know how they have the NPCs set up.
That ostrich game freak out had to be the best one yet.
You know when Poof posts a video, we are in for a treat.
Maybe watch the vid first tho
It's time to turn up the volume
Plug in a subwoofer if you got one
Fun fact: Poof has an older copy of this game, since the P2 CPU has his older name, Kazuhiro. This was corrected to Kazuhiko in later copies. Kazuhiko is his official name.
*Every Copy of Wii Party U is Personalized*
Shouldn't that have been fixed on an update though? Maybe somehow he never updated the game
@@pablosolermontanos641That's not how older games work. What's on the disk is what you get
@@space6842 The Wii U did have software updates for the games
9:13 courage really be trying to get Muriel to believe him rn
Imagine if master difficulty takes one attempt 😂
"Like that's ever gonna happen."
-Shrek
@@iamthenameless6202 “Get yo money up not yo funny up”
-you silly goose 👨🏻🦳
For me , Master took 5 attempts and Expert took 11 attempts
It did when he did Globe Trot
@@littlewishy6432yeah but it's globe trot?
The amount of Rigged BS that Ostrich game gives Poof is GENUINELY ABYSMAL! The fact that the Ostrich picked Poof over Millie who's head you can CLEARLY SEE over the Bush proves that game is RIGGED against him 😂
Wait until he plays Button Mashers…
Fun fact: if the game follows real statistics the chance of getting no green light dice out of 5 rolls is 40% while getting at least one is 60% but with poofs luck I highly doubt the game is fair. Lmao
Could you please explain how you got that?
Probability of 1 die showing red: 5/6
Probability of 5 dice showing red: 5/6 * 5/6 * 5/6 * 5/6 * 5/6 = 0,40
Chances are if you're too far ahead the game's just gonna deny you the light until the other players catch up. notice how the 4 players are almost always intentionally clustered together on one specific part of it
The ostrich doesn't like poof because he never chooses the ostrich in the racing mini game🤣🤣🤣
Millie, in last place, gets last place boosted, then lands on a 1v3, wins it, then wins an rng minigame picked by the computer, rolls enough to get to the end, and rolls enough to win. Honestly Poof I'm with you on this one thats gotta be rigged
Thank you for not spoiling it! I can now bite my nails in suspense as i watch
Mad Hatters is a game that the CPU can literally jut not let you win if it wants. It can literally just have someone pick the same number as you every time and you can't possibly win.
The Hide and Go beak along with Run to the Sun (Wii Party U), Risky Railroad, Lucky Launch, and Dicey Descent (Wii Party) are the only Wii Party/Wii Party U Minigames based on luck. No matter which fake bush the ostrich knocks over, the winner will always be luck dependent.
4:42 I think the CPU’s get better after you finish on purpose to finish up the minigame quicker so you don’t have to wait longer than you need to.
Yeah, because if you play in beginner/standard and don't win you can see how they stay slow the entire game
The reason the ostrich always gets him is because beefboss is a hamburger and Dudy dude doesn’t use deodorant
8:55 POOF SAID WHAT
NIGIHAHAHAHA
12:54 - Hey, there's Matt Matt and Matt!
Let's pretend Poof didn't loose his sanity to Highway Rollers.
He never screams, this is a family friendly channel full of hope and victory.
Bro let’s pretend you watched more than 4 minutes before commenting the most mediocre comment known to man
jkkk
@@aqaisback9517 I think it's funny, everyone has their own opinion on that.
i thought it was funny
@@ryang.1102 Thank you :)
I’d like to mention that it has now taken more attempts for Poof to beat Standard difficulty with Dudy Dude than it took for him to beat Master difficulty back in 2020
Yes because in master difficulty he lost almost all minigames, so the game was fair but if you win every minigame it makes you lose
At this point, I think we should have sophist and poofesure play Mario or Wii party together just to see who's more unlucky
(There would be 2 cpus because that's how poofs bad luck activates)
Agreed, but sophist may habe upper hand woth playing with brent
@@assassinace2110 what exactly were you trying to say? I literally can't tell with that ridiculous typo
@@SpathiCaptainFwiffo sorry tired and lazy, sophist may have upper hand in this duel because he plays with brent
@@assassinace2110 but to the surprise of some people actually, the result may differ depending on how much the game wants to screw them
Now THAT is something I want to see.
Seeing Matt as the chef was scary. Gordon wouldn’t even challenge him
Hey poofessure... here is a tip for the ostrich minigame.
Move your wii remote around in random ways, and also don't pick first. The random movement will hopefully "confuse" the ostrich and make it harder for it to pick your hiding area.
Think of it like the 1v3 mini game in regular wii party: hide and peek, you have to continuously move your hand around otherwise the CPU will instantly know where you hid.
Poof has to see this
Pretty sure the game is pure rng and that doesn't do anything
@@pablosolermontanos641 doesn't hurt to give a suggestion
@@CinderTheSkulldog it does, he might think that's true and break remotes when it doesn't work, you have no idea what you just did
@@pablosolermontanos641 or maybe it could work... it's not impossible
10:55
I did the statistical calculations by taking ⅙ the power of 10 (10 six-sided dice, each with 1 green side)
The odds are 1.65381717E−8, or a 0.0000165381717% chance of getting ZERO green dice out of 10 dice.
Should be statistically impossible. Sounds like proof of the game being rigged to me
A few videos ago he failed 3 times, so what are the odds to get 0 greens out of 15 dice
Bro sealed his fate saying Millie ain’t a threat
In the trap 1v3 mini game, if the tile lights up, it means there is a trapped tile adjacent to it. So it's not completely random poof sir.
Some tips on the fruit balance minigame for Poofesure although I've never played this game and only watched Poofesure's videos on playing it:
- A strawberry increases the weight by 1/4 (one quarter) of a tick.
- An orange increases the weight by 1/2 (one half) of a tick.
- A banana increases the weight by 4/5 (four fifths) of a tick.
- An apple increases the weight by 1 tick.
- 3 bananas increases the weight by 2 ticks.
- A pineapple increases the weight by 3 ticks.
Hopefully this helps Poofesure win that minigame more often.
It’s an alternate universe. Poof doesn’t win highway rollers, but he remains calm and doesn’t scream
you know it’s gonna be a good one when that damn ostrich is the thumbnail
8:12 that person in the left looks like i'm not gonna sleep tonight
I feel like the last place boosts are so stupid Millie, who was horrible at all the games, ends up winning because she gets the stupid last place boost, she was so far behind from everyone
I didn’t even read the title, just saw the thumbnail and said “ohh that god damned ostrich”
Lol. Poofesure officially made history two times in a row this Christmas/end of the year! First was the Hardest Platinum in the Wii Party, and now this. We should totally make a trophy or put him in the hall of fame of some sorts or something.
keep being awesome, poof 🙌💕
Poof might become the next Detroit Pistons with this loss streak
I finally bought a wii u and I've been playing wii party u so much and surprisingly poof has been right about these damn miss cheating
The title and the thumbnail of the ostrich 😂
14:00 is the answer to say something you can say in wii party u and in bed
I just imagine the npcs sitting next to you, shooting a smug look as they choose hide and go beak to ruin the game
Lol Alfonso standing with two Matt’s 15:20
4:41 The CPU get better once you win to get the minigame over with since if they went at normal speed, it would take much longer and we all know your amount patience
I was almost bored to the point of starting a college essay, thank you Poof
Poof literally has the worst luck in this game. Literally plays his heart out just for party fill to peg him😂
6:38 Matt the Chef
I’ve seen surgeons stress less about life or death surgery than homie over here over a Wii game😭😂
Today is the day we find out that Poofesure can indeed loose four times in a row on the 2nd easiest difficulty
I feel like the game sees Poof do well, then decide to start working against him.
For the uninitiated, the ostrich game is pure RNG. So Poof just happens to have bad luck every single time he plays.
Teacher: Why are you asking such dumb questions did you even listen to how I was explaining it?
How they were explaining it: 9:11
Millie with the comeback of the century.
10:36 That's a whopping 0.9765625 % chance of that happening, congrats!!!
poof's on a losing streak like his detroit pistons
He is from Florida lol
You know when Poofesure posts a video even for this standard, u know it’s gonna be a good one
Poof... it's time to hang up the Wii U.
I swear Poofesure always cook's up a theory that the reason he gets his ass kicked is because Party Phil is in bed with one of the contestants, like Millie for example.
the way i was just watching another vid of u play this and now u posted 🙏🙏
As soon as I saw the Ostrich I knew it was downhill from there
The ostrich never fails to Crack me up. Poof just can. Never win when it comes to that game 😂
Always a good day when poofesure posts!! Keep it up and don’t forget to care for yourself!
I'm convinced that Mark is a curse
One minute into the video, and could already tell there’s some high feelings. Also, the AC Adapter for the GamePad can be plugged in manually rather than on the stand.
This kind of content makes me thankful I still have any hair on my head at all lol
These poofesure videos are my favorite by far
Millie made a comback!!! what an amazing underdog story not scripted at all XD
12:58 triple Matts to the left
Cutest ostrich i ever seen, and I've seen a lot of ostriches
these gameplays are just the highlight of my day tbh
idk if you tried this method when playing the ostrich minigame, but try not to make *any* noise if the wii u gamepad picks up sound. that means any speech/noise generated by vocal cords, your creaky chair, or noisy appliances (including the tv if you have audio coming out of it, mute that bish just for the time being then unmute when you're done). i know this sounds way too tedious for one minigame, hoping it's worth all the trouble since i don't have a copy of wii party u. praying that the 5th time's a charm in normal mode
worst then the pistons is a wild statement
9:12 I don’t think he’s mentally okay lol
Do you think the ostrich mini game works based off of audio? The louder you are the more likely it is to pick you?
That’s one funny looking AirPod on the thumbnail
The Cliff Riders 100 yard flex was clutch
The ostrich mini game always cracks me up haha
Perfect timing for a new video 🙏
11:00 there is a 1/32 chance to get all red lights so in 2 turns there is a 1/1024 chance or a 0.097% chance of getting all reds twice in a row. However this assume that the dices are fair die and there is a 50/50 chance of any single die getting a green or a red (i.e 3 greens and 3 reds on a single die.. not sure if that is how the die are weighted)
11:25 - Check the space he lands on and see if you can figure out why he would have been better off with a 41.
Pistons catching strays
Poof posted a video on my birthday. Best birthday gift ever
Let’s hope he doesn’t lose five times in a row lmao
He did. Can confirm.
More like 10 times in a row at this point
Im convinced the song highway to hell is based of this game mode
It isn’t.
That signed remote looks pretty tempting to buy
Poof VS the ostrich game is a long lasting tradition. He has beaten all difficulties on this game 2 times (beef boss, Alfonso). I have only seen him win against the ostrich game ONCE.
19:55 that one dice furthest from her somehow stood on his side
how "easy" is the wii motion plus technology that you could just make a... wow, thats sick.
9:12 was the funniest one
from last to winning 🏆