The Simuka Sketch Show Season 2 - Episode 9

Imagine bhebhi rinokunetsera kuti nditengero 2 peicer nema drinks richida kuenda out nema friends apo hamutombodanane. One day ndakazomuti iwewe hausi babe rangu, handina kumbobvira ndakakunyenga, ukungoramba uchindipa pressure and to me that simply shows kuti hauna chimwe chaunoda kwandiri kunze kwemari chete....ko hauna mukomana wako here...haa ipapo akabva atsamwa mwana wevanhu akatanga kuvava zvikanzi haiwawo ndezvako izvo ingoti chete hauna mari, sei wakubva waita kunge ndakukumbira 100 USD nxaa ma broke niggas munonetsa. Ndikamuti wakatombondikumbira futi mari ukasaidzosa then she said "I doubt kana ikadzoka mari iyoyo". Guys ndopandakaona kuti kune ma bhebhi ane zvivindi zvisina kana nyadzi. To all the guys reading this now.....if there is any girl close to you usatomboite eye contact naye zvako because ukangodarooo waenda! Run for your life.