@@denisataylor6027 Nah, a zombie apocalypse is possible, just very unlikely. Some kind of fungus (forget the name, but I think it's something like cryoceptus?) can reanimate dead bodies and control them
I ain't joking I Survived a 11k volt shock... Still Alive... It was the main line... And I was holding a pipe that touched it and then I experienced Time Travel thingy... Whatever... Woke up in the hospital bed 30 mins later
@@nitrousgd no it doesnt mean just the phone it means the whole technollogy like the light, buildings, car and stuff.. and also the comment u just commented on was just a meme dont take it seriously
The one that said hit by a train frightened me since i fell in a train gap and the train almost ran me over lucky i was saved just in time or i wouldn't be here today bless humanity
@@azzidm4524you don't know how some of us will be without it that's part of our lives some of us won't care if the wifi is off but for others suicide increase over 100 and it's not drama
PART 1: th-cam.com/video/3yC6O8_a3XQ/w-d-xo.html
PART 2: th-cam.com/video/vqFpzGVTEeU/w-d-xo.html
ok
I watched both of them
hmm...
thx
Covid 21 : I give you -1second.
Being a cannibal: 50 years.
Cannibals who srarted eating people in 1970: My time has come...
It is 2021 now
Ikr
Bruh
You mean 1969
@Fabka :3 oh yes sorry
With no blinking 70 yrs
I can't survive 10 seconds
xDDDDDDD
Me who keeps blinking: nommmm lol
true
I cant survive with 3 secs w no blinking eyes
20 seconds here
"You don't need the internet to survive"
I'm 14 and this is deep
Lmao
You are right tho
R/im14andthisisdeep
R/im7andthisisdeep
@@aquariumfish-i4h r/im6andthisisdeep
“Zombie apocalypse”
In America, zombie eat your brain, in Soviet Russia, you eat zombie brain-
lol
I'm not watching from America
.ɐᴉlᴉɹʇsn∀ ɯoɹɟ ƃuᴉɥɔʇɐʍ ɯ,I
Yo mama.
I Croatia we use "rakija" to calm down zombies and make them drunk
"In a room with voldemort"
People who don't read Happy Potter: who is that
we in hogwarts you don't say that!
Ah yes. Our favourite Happy Potter-
Of Course I Have Read Happy Potter . I got the letter from hogwarts but i didnt go
“Happy potter”
We in hogwarts
Hitting the door a little harder after an arguement with your mom
Instant death
@eden ditched U R lucky
I remember coming down the stair coz im angry after waking up and stepping the stairs higher volume but lucky no punishment
@@candyman6905 um
@@candyman6905 i think that is not good but that is just a thought, just a thought
@@candyman6905 Why'd you hit your own mom? Yes, she got angry and you also got angry. But she's your mom, you can't do yhat
Who else agrees that the, “How long would u survive?” series is great?
It is
Me
It is interesting
me
Me
“You’re a muggle after all”
Daring of you to assume I’m a muggle
I- 😂
@@chandanisinha5476 that’s the equivilant of a black person coming up and saying “Well yah I am just a ni-(CENSORED)”
@@utubeiskaren7796 no it isnt
"80 Years without Internet"
Me: *Can't Even Survive a Minute without Internet*
In a room with Voldemort? 😂
No- just- No! He will cast a spell on me!
@@beatifulk4260 AVADA KEDAVRA!
"In a room with Voldemort"
What-
AVADA FRIEKING KEDAVRA
It scared me!
AVADA YEETUS KEDAVRA
Ikr
W h a t
Lol
Laughing : Died in 4 minutes
Me : *Laughing for 30 minutes repeatly in classroom*
WatchData : *what*
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhow
You are unkillable!
Maybe you breathed
Hah your a mortal. 31 minutes
I can laugh for 45 mins (b-day or after school cantine)
And I can't laugh for 20 seconds, because finding something funny for that is kind of difficult.
Smoking = 36 years
Jeanne Louise Calment = am i a joke to you?
"TOO MUCH LAUGH MEANS YOU CAN'T BREATH"
BUT LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE
So with internet we can survive more then 80 years 😂
:v
@NutKuy 0:19 my gradma smokes since 18 Year old
Si
No internet is tẻafine
Without*
In a room with Voldemort XD
Harry: I am invincible
Avada kedavra
Wingardium leviosa
@@emoshit9333 😂
Lol
SURVIVAL
4 days
TIME
In a Desert
Cowboy: Am I a joke to you
It means in a desert with nothing, cowboys had that good bar and high noon clock to save them
Yes
Woody: *reach for the skyyyyyyy*
Bruh people can also survive in dessert if the people is nice to heat
No your a funnel
Eating glass: 6 hours
David Blaine: Hold my beer
*When you've laughed for 3 minutes straight before and now you're concerned-*
2:07 this is why the try not to laugh exists
i cant laugh easily
I love how he adds Voldemort and Lightsabers
0:24 Intense Gaming= 30 years
Me: Oh deer........
il never play games in my fricking life
It is too not too late for meh.
By intense gaming I think he ment playing games 24/7
@@_mrk347_ Exactly.
@@_mrk347_ yepp
Most of the video: real life things
The two impostors:
In a room with voldemort
Death by lightsaber
XD
Is zombie apocalypse real?😧
You aren't right, there are three impostors XD
@@denisataylor6027 Nah, a zombie apocalypse is possible, just very unlikely. Some kind of fungus (forget the name, but I think it's something like cryoceptus?) can reanimate dead bodies and control them
@@denisataylor6027 Never mind, its called the cordyceps fungus
You forgot to add something:
School
Survival: 10 seconds
@@raiini_9601 0 seconds 😌
@@raiini_9601 ikrr
The way I chocked on my apple when I saw "in a room with voldemort"
I’m scared now because I’ve laughed for more then 4 minutes.....
2:10
It means laugh 4 minutes continuously
Wait what I do this I even laughed 40 minutes
This man has died and his last words are these comments RIP
@@ayushmishra3644 You mean who?
@@hydrocyanicacid210 Tacomoraco
Laugh without breathing
i love how you added Voldemort LMFAO
"survive in the desert: 4 days"
Old Saudis, Australian Aboriginals, Acient Arab, etc. : Amateurs.
Somalis
Somails
@@waiaiaitm7992 yes
@@halasmn5906 yea
North Africans also...
Voldemort after 10 seconds in a room with me: *get out.*
“In a room with Voldemort” LMAO
No internet: 80 years
Me: ThE iNtErNeT iS iMpOrTaNt
No internet:
Neutral: same as with wifi
Psychopath (you): 0 second
true
Boomer without internet: 80 years
Me without internet: 10 minutes
@@tmdhsjdh2378 agree
Do I know any faster ways of dying?
Seeing my ex girlfriend.
lmao
Me: Thinking of not having one
Girls streamer turned around
Simps: I died
Others: cool.
Me: the real question is how you found this stuff out.
HAHAHAHA
live experiments ;)
I was used for the last experiment
Deep
@@motherhood4096 true 😂
Bruh I've been laughing for 6 minutes straight and I still live
In Antarctic water
*Survival 20 mins time*
Me: **Gets flashbacks on Titanic and cries**
LOL
ar-re yo-u oka-ay..?
@@mousewantstoeatyourtoes lol stuttering
In a room with Voldemort
Harry potter Fan
Yes
3 seconds survival time
yes
Avada kedavra
@@zayanrakidhmuzannabwriddho8116 *dies*
Continuous laughing kills you faster than a stab to the heart? Damn.
2:19 harry potter watching this
Bruh
he is not resl XD
In a room with Voldemort made me laugh so much!🤣😂😅
Hit by a train
Tom & Jerry : *nah*
Stepping on a lego brick:
0.01 picosecond
Yes
I love how you put picos name in it.
My great , great , great , great , great , great , great , great , great ,great grandmother has survived 80 years without internet.
HAHAHAHA LOL
your great grandmother without internet: 80 yrs
me without internet: 0s
0:21 welp guess my youtube career is over
Edit: THATS A LOTTA LIKES O-O
XD
Which one ?
@@thuglifebmgo1732 intense gaming
Its if you actually do if you play games whole day the. It would happend
XD
Plot twist: The one who lived a life without blinking blinked
4 mins laughing”
That one how long will you survive laughing video:
24 hours”
i love how being a cannibal is better than being a smoker
"Hard to 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 but you don't actually need the internet to survive!"
stepping on a lego: 0.0000000001 seconds
I ain't joking I Survived a 11k volt shock... Still Alive... It was the main line... And I was holding a pipe that touched it and then I experienced Time Travel thingy... Whatever... Woke up in the hospital bed 30 mins later
wow youre luckly
Damn, ur lucky to survive
dream's luck in speedruns be like
“I’m a room with Voldemort”
IS THAT NECESSARY-
Nuclear bomb: 0.001 sec
step on the LEGO block: 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 sec
And among us 0000000000000000000000000000000000004. Sec
@@rameshchandrarajbhar3728 yes
10^-1,987
Eh
100
10
10
Stepping on the most painful lego brick
9900
10
10
Attosecond
Stepping on a lego brick will just be a nanosecond
shut up no
@@fluto6997 there is a thing called a “joke”
How long can you survive without internet?
Physically: 80 Years
Mentally: *8 Seconds*
True
Yes
Yes
I would survive 10 seconds without internet
U go to school with ur phone ;-;
When we born (from part 1)= 75yrs
Without internet (from part 3)= 80yrs
*WE CAN LIVE MORE 5YRS WITHOUT INTERNET*
I believe I wouldn’t survive without internet at all
Same
Not me (i don't need internet)
@The Burning Ace who
@The Burning Ace ok
Offline games are the saviors lolll
We can live 80 years without internet but I feel like I can't stay a single hour without it
Room with voldemort is kinda like a meme
“Your a muggle after all” Me: Are you sure about that
Video: you can't blink for 70 years
Eye:Are you sure about that?
You're a muggle after all
Me: exceuse me-
Laughing:4mins survival
Me:laughs over 10 mins
That’s witch Voldemort is great😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh,its not witch but witcher
"Without internet: 80 years"
Me: *dies when I leave the chair next to my tablet*
I cannot survive being without internet for 5 minutes
Same
Without internet my life time is:2 minutes and 0 seconds
@@MokayXD lol if internet was never invented😭😭
@@vi_cj284 then i wouldnt have birth
@@MokayXD I feel sorry for the elders they didn’t have internet and they jealous we have so they try to take our Devices away
The Video: You can survive Without The Internet for 80 Years!
Gen Z: *S T O P T H E C A P*
Actually, a zombie apocalypse wouldn’t last more then two days due to things like maggots and the sun.
Thats what i say to my friends and they say that its not true but maggots eat flesh i think
Excuse me but I can't survive 80 years without internet, if the internet goes out in less then a hour
bro that literally means ur a internet addict i can liyerally live without internet bcs there is a lot of good offline games
@@nitrousgd yessir
@@nitrousgd no it doesnt mean just the phone it means the whole technollogy like the light, buildings, car and stuff.. and also the comment u just commented on was just a meme dont take it seriously
anyway lol
@@nitrousgd yep
Without internet: 80 yrs
Human who was born 80 years ago and never uses internet: Alright my time has come
I just loved
"In a room with voldemort" one honestly
1:54 (Heart Stops Beating: 15 minutes)
*Jotaro has joined the chat*
Lol
@@violet-rn3od WAS GOOD, JOJO
Moral - milk is more dangerous than alcohol..
Edit - can you believe that it is the first comment where I got more than 6 upvotes ... Made my day☺️
Lol😂
The one that said hit by a train frightened me since i fell in a train gap and the train almost ran me over lucky i was saved just in time or i wouldn't be here today bless humanity
Omg! That's so good you're safe.....but would you mind if I ask how you ended up there? Or were you hurt?
In a room with Voldemort.
You a muggle after all.
Potter heads with wands and cloaks: TRY ME VOLDY
when laughing’s survival time is less then a tsunami’s survival time
😳
I'd go cold turkey in the first day without internet. And everyone can agree with me.
No, not really. Its not that hard to
@@azzidm4524 o really?
@@azzidm4524 I know but I don't wanna socialize with people that's why I need the internet.
@@froggy666yt2 introvert gang here and yes I too dont support social interaction
@@azzidm4524you don't know how some of us will be without it that's part of our lives some of us won't care if the wifi is off but for others suicide increase over 100 and it's not drama
It’s confirmed, you guys watch this in 2021
No, Im watching in Hungary
Joke
I'm in Texas but not in the desert
IN A ROOM WITH VOLDEMORT CRACK ME UP 😆
LOOK AT 2:27 is that Steve in Minecraft and he have no hair? Hahaha 😂
average lifespan: 72 years circa
without Internet: 80 years
me: ???
0.00001 speedrunners speedrunning life
"Eaten by Piranhas"
Ryoma Hoshi: *intense sweat*
Lmao
:0
Him: Says you don't need the internet to live
Me: Are you sure about that?
Ye hes sure about that
If the internet goes not almost half of the world will get depressed
2:20 “in a room with voldemort “ lmao good joke
You're good in making comparisons, I REALLY LOVE YOUR TH-cam VIDEOS! ❤️❤️😍😍😍
I love how the first statistic is “without the internet”.
I can't even live without Internet!.
2:30 "Hit by a train" *Yukari Intensifies*
I can't live without internet 🧐
u can
@@qzuq ._.
tHeN yOu ArE aDdIcTed
The internet can’t live without you either.
@@qzuq No we totally can’t, it’s one of the things we need the most to survive. Internet is like our heart.
when laughing is much danger than a zombie apocalypse
Eating Glass : 6 Hrs Time Survival
Indonesia KudaLumpingMan : Hold My TeaJus!
0:22
gamers : youve underestimated the power of mountain dew and dorritos
True lol
Without the Internet my mental health wouldn't last that long
Lol true
I agree
Ikr
1:00 Zombie Apocalypse: 2wks
Me: *rages* kills zombie with the ps4 joystick
Last episode - without a heart = 18 months
This episode - heart stops beating = 15 mins
Also me = *what*
LMAO
I love how you put Voldemort lol
*80 years without the internet*
If gravity disappeared, you could still be on earth. You just can't jump, walk, or run.
0:01 most of the pepole can’t survive 5 minutes without it
:\
@ETHAN CHEN YEE TANG Moe y
Insted of dying from laughter,ill get hiccups