It's always during Final Fantasy too. First the reveal that he used the FF6 Opera to write a love poem to a girl, now this. What is it about FF that brings this out in Sir Reginald Gaston?
The man went A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rita is all I need, a little bit of Tina is what I see A little bit of Sandra in the sun, a little bit of Mary all night long A little bit of Jessica here I am ....... ....... I should go...
I love how by the 6th out attempt, Woolie is like "bro help me help you" and Reggie is just there like "ah yes but let me add further to this web of woes" 🤣
Woman: (Hands Reggie a note) "Here you go. It's an invitation to the event. I hope you'll be able to make it tomorrow." (Applause from onlookers) Reggie: (Rips the invitation in half) Woman: But why...? Reggie: (Wipes away her tears) "I'll kill you." (Cue Music)
Woolie's facial expressions in this clip pretty much summarize every possible feeling a human being could feel when watching it. Shock, terror, confusion, amusement, it's all there.
Devoid of context, the "main character" sheepishly asking their "best friend" on their devious actions, only for them to answer "you can't even imagine what I did" coldly, is some serious shonen best friend heel turn energy.
I love how Reggie's crust is that of a wholesome, good friend who will be there for you. But sometimes the plates shift. The core starts to flow through. And you get the miasma of Red light shining into the sky.
You know, you kinda gotta respect the guts to see the sign labeled "Minefield" and continue on despite the risk of blowing up. Dude got so much love to share, he just can't settle for one person. Gotta splitfire that shit.
The good ending: that person forgot about it by now The bad ending: that person keeps thinking about it all the time The secret worse ending: that person watches the channel now
I feel like this is worse because those two girls could've had ulterior motives, and if they didn't, at least Woolie didn't list out all possible reasons why he would turn them down
@@bluegrave4376"Ladies, I am flattered, however I have concerns that you may steal my kidneys while I sleep, as well as the possibility you have stds."
The "Ladies and Gentlemen: Red Shepard" comment made me imagine the girl who got done so dirty as the reporter from ME3 that Red Shepard kicked of the ship.
OH NO REGGIE I'M A BIT OF A "HIMBO" TOO! 😂 I've absolutely accidentally done the something extremely similar. Reggie was "thinking out loud" .... this is why humans have evolved to have a speech filter 😂😂😂
Cutting to B-roll and coming back to Woolie mouth agape is hilarious. I've broken a few hearts in my youth but at least it was never nuclear levels of fuck up. The one I still feel bad about is one that could've been solved if she hadn't confessed, if we kept hanging out we probably would've hooked up eventually but I was still not sure about my feeling for her and it was just sad.
I have been here before.. A girl walked up to me and just straight up asked me out and at this point in time I had a major crush on one girl, thought this girl was just joking around or her friends set her up to it (I had no self confidence at this point in terms of girls.) So I didn't pay attention to how i said it and I just went "Nope!" and walked away with a smile. Years later I realize...oh...what if she was serious and I just happily said no to her in front of her friends and I instantly felt like an asshole.
I can one up that, in middle school I got asked out by the super shy girl, and I gave her a cynical lecture about how love is a lie, and all relationships are inherently exploiter-exploited in nature, abd for her own good she needs to get thise stupid ideas out of her head because she was obviously not abuser material...
@@zynux8252 yeah, with hindsight, I see I was in a really dark headspace back then... Like, I'm pretty sure the only reason I didn't contribute to teen-[self-forever-sleep] statistics was out of spite for any charities that talk about those statistics, because I was convinced that all charities were scams and that not a penny of charity donations ever go their their claimed causes, so I wasn't going to help them make money.
i think i did this...4 times in different ways, hell im fairly certian my friends even set one situation up, but i was more concerned about what we were going to do instead of the other person even existing. we went to say goodbye and she looked confused that i clearly intended to continue walking with my friend. oh well.
Reggie's brain just works different when it involves people, the Mass Effect LP just makes sense now, he's on a different level, another plane of existence than us mere mortals
In my senior year of high school, I thought I figured out the "ask girls out for a dance" tech. I would go up to a girl and asked if I hypothetically asked her would she go out with me, what would she say. I would then move on to another girl regardless of answer. I got way more yes than I thought I would, but I also got a lot of girls angry at me, because I never wanted to go to the dance in the first place.
Mad respect to Reggie. We've all said and done stupid shit we regret, but very few have the balls to air it out on a livestream and survive to the other side.
"The worse thing they can say is no"
Reggie: Hold my beer
“Sure, you were like my 6th or 7th pick, but alright.”
@@malikoniousjoebut if Trina, Keisha, Sandra, Monika, Liara, or Steve wants to go, hook me up!
Woolie: is my client reggie a perfect man? No.
Reggie: yeah I killed the guy.
Reggie: "I'm not lying nor tryna deny it"
@@Slukig "Here, I'll give you the GPS coordinates of the body. I've set aside money to cover the funeral."
peak drop out reference
The crossover I didn’t expect
Woolie: It was self-sefense.
Reggie: I stabbed him 3 times, your honor.
Mad respect to Regi, the CIA couldn't have tortured that out of me.
It takes a lot of guts to willingly expose your balls on stream like that and truly it's why we don't deserve Reggie
He didn't need to keep slamming them in the draw though afterwards 😂 "You should have hear the list it sounded like a DMX song"
It's always during Final Fantasy too.
First the reveal that he used the FF6 Opera to write a love poem to a girl, now this.
What is it about FF that brings this out in Sir Reginald Gaston?
Woolie gave Reggie the parachute, and instead Reggie reached for the controls and steered the plane into a nosedive.
Directly into a mountainside.
Red Shepherd is making alot more sense now.
He wasn't roleplaying, Red was really a self insert the whole time.
@@MoostachedSaiyanPrince what does that say about Blue Shepard and Woolie?!
@@TheDancerMacabre nothing we didnt already know
The silence on Woolie’s face is deafening, once more, Reggie inflicts psychic damage into Woolsworth.
Damage on Woolie?!? I can't imagine how it felt for for the person who asked.
@@Dragon4234 Some lady somewhere: "Why do I get the feeling some scrub is talking about me?" 😂❤
"Into Woolie" welp, hope it wasn't a suppository
@@manticorephoenix All psychic damage is fundamentally a suppository.
2:17
For the first time in a long time Woolie looks towards the havens for answers in desperation
1:57 Utter Flabbergastation
@@Kinzokugiathat wasn't a fumble, that was a fucking collapse
Tested.....
"There can be no hope in this hell. No hope at all..."
-Darkest Dungeon (and Woolie now)
Props to whoever did the flow chart.
Little did we know that Red Shepherd was *actually not* roleplaying!
The man went
A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need, a little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun, a little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
.......
.......
I should go...
No, stay tho
"A little bit of you.... no thanks"
Woolie trying to find some wiggle room for Reggie, while Reggie rather go all in and bear the full weight of his sins.
"Gimmie that fucking nail gun! Im getting up on this cross, make sure you put me someplace with a good view too!"
"Your honor, I did it, and I will do it again."
Woolie "The Defense" Madden can not stop Confession Reggie
Strong Wright and Butz energy
"I'll fookin do it again."
I love how by the 6th out attempt, Woolie is like "bro help me help you" and Reggie is just there like "ah yes but let me add further to this web of woes" 🤣
Some men are drowning and others are dying of thirst. Never change Reggie.
And yet Reggie still thirty
Reggie is both.
I feel like reflecting upon your actions as a dumb kid and being embarrassed/ashamed is very relatable
Its called being an adult and growing as a person, its a good thing: doubly so when its for our amusment
natural mechanism to improve yourself
Cringing about our past is one of the truest ways to improve ourselves
Hell, i was doing that 4 minutes ago before i found this video
"You don't have to accept if the person is not someone you'd say 'yes' to."
"We spent a lot of time together."
"You are NOT helping."
Woman: (Hands Reggie a note) "Here you go. It's an invitation to the event. I hope you'll be able to make it tomorrow."
(Applause from onlookers)
Reggie: (Rips the invitation in half)
Woman: But why...?
Reggie: (Wipes away her tears) "I'll kill you."
(Cue Music)
Would it be Reero Yuy or Heggie ¿what would be the name of the Wing gundams pilot?
Qué? Music?
Woolie's facial expressions in this clip pretty much summarize every possible feeling a human being could feel when watching it. Shock, terror, confusion, amusement, it's all there.
Devoid of context, the "main character" sheepishly asking their "best friend" on their devious actions, only for them to answer "you can't even imagine what I did" coldly, is some serious shonen best friend heel turn energy.
I love how Reggie's crust is that of a wholesome, good friend who will be there for you.
But sometimes the plates shift. The core starts to flow through. And you get the miasma of Red light shining into the sky.
Woolie silently screaming is cracking me up
I see this as a canon-event where in one paralel universe, Reggie became a supervillain
Yet I am glad to be in the Repentance-Reggie universe
Woolie trying to escape his body.
You know you messed up when Woolie, the king of “speak your peace” is telling you you should’ve held your tongue.
Sounds like we need a New Vegas LP, cause Reggie's got Heartaches by the Number.
I would love a NV LP, but the backseating and people bickering over what ending to pick would ruin it.
@@mask-mimic Not to mention all the mod requests.
Troubles by the scores .......
You know, you kinda gotta respect the guts to see the sign labeled "Minefield" and continue on despite the risk of blowing up. Dude got so much love to share, he just can't settle for one person. Gotta splitfire that shit.
I love story time with Reggie. All the Reggie lore is great.
"The worst thing they can say is no"
Wanting everything gets you nothing. His greed for heaven sent him to hell. Red Shepard, an echo of his past, a warning to his future.
Them: You wanna go with me?
Reggie: Nah, but do you wanna learn?
You never know what you'll get during Reggie's story time.
1:57 Perfect cut. PERFECT CUT
The good ending: that person forgot about it by now
The bad ending: that person keeps thinking about it all the time
The secret worse ending: that person watches the channel now
Nightmare ending: they're in a group chat with each other and form the grand council of Reggie's exes
Reggie could have saved this if he told them, "Oh, I didn't think I had a chance with you."
Reggie the naive heartbreaker
0:55
He just gave up, that man just crumbled under the weight of his sins.
God tier Reggie content. You love to see it
5:31 This edit almost made me spit out my coffee
How is this scaled compared to turning down sex with two women at the same time for MvC3
I feel like this is worse because those two girls could've had ulterior motives, and if they didn't, at least Woolie didn't list out all possible reasons why he would turn them down
@@bluegrave4376 Yeah, Woolie wanted to go play MvC3. He didn't start shouting they were trying to steal his pancreas or something.
@@bluegrave4376"Ladies, I am flattered, however I have concerns that you may steal my kidneys while I sleep, as well as the possibility you have stds."
Not one, not two… but THREE CHOICES???? Broooooo
EDIT: THE SAME CIRCLE!?!?
How is this scaled compared to turning down sex with two women at the same time for MvC3
IM DYING HOLY SHIT. IM GOING TO EXPLODE. NOT EVEN IN MY LOWEST POINTS.
But which of the four did you send the FF6 love Poem to tho.
1:57 gives me life. The silent scream trying not to laugh, that's great.
Reggie committing character assassination.
Reggie's resolve is tested...
Oh no
[ [ CONTENT PIGGY ] ]
I love when Reggie gives us content
the peaceful ff16 music in the background really makes the whole scene come together
The "Ladies and Gentlemen: Red Shepard" comment made me imagine the girl who got done so dirty as the reporter from ME3 that Red Shepard kicked of the ship.
Reggie is a gift. It takes a special kind of man to willingly expose their own balls on stream.
Its times like this that I'm so happy Reggie is around
You're gonna carry that weight.
I like the flowcharts that just end with (No).
I am totally here for Woolie thinking he has the combo all set up, only to get immediately parried and counter-combo'd big time.
OH NO REGGIE I'M A BIT OF A "HIMBO" TOO! 😂
I've absolutely accidentally done the something extremely similar. Reggie was "thinking out loud" .... this is why humans have evolved to have a speech filter 😂😂😂
I love/hate how much I relate to Reggie.
Cutting to B-roll and coming back to Woolie mouth agape is hilarious.
I've broken a few hearts in my youth but at least it was never nuclear levels of fuck up. The one I still feel bad about is one that could've been solved if she hadn't confessed, if we kept hanging out we probably would've hooked up eventually but I was still not sure about my feeling for her and it was just sad.
All this time I thought red shep was a character, when in reality it was reggie's self insert all along.
Storytime with Reggie is always a trip. You never exit these moments without a new perspective on life.
Woolie took stress damage from that shit. Im gonna make a darkest dungeon edit of that face 😂
I have been here before..
A girl walked up to me and just straight up asked me out and at this point in time I had a major crush on one girl, thought this girl was just joking around or her friends set her up to it (I had no self confidence at this point in terms of girls.)
So I didn't pay attention to how i said it and I just went "Nope!" and walked away with a smile.
Years later I realize...oh...what if she was serious and I just happily said no to her in front of her friends and I instantly felt like an asshole.
I can one up that, in middle school I got asked out by the super shy girl, and I gave her a cynical lecture about how love is a lie, and all relationships are inherently exploiter-exploited in nature, abd for her own good she needs to get thise stupid ideas out of her head because she was obviously not abuser material...
@@RipOffProductionsLLC hahah holy shit
@@zynux8252 yeah, with hindsight, I see I was in a really dark headspace back then...
Like, I'm pretty sure the only reason I didn't contribute to teen-[self-forever-sleep] statistics was out of spite for any charities that talk about those statistics, because I was convinced that all charities were scams and that not a penny of charity donations ever go their their claimed causes, so I wasn't going to help them make money.
i think i did this...4 times in different ways, hell im fairly certian my friends even set one situation up, but i was more concerned about what we were going to do instead of the other person even existing. we went to say goodbye and she looked confused that i clearly intended to continue walking with my friend.
oh well.
The damn flow chart got me good.
Reggie's brain just works different when it involves people, the Mass Effect LP just makes sense now, he's on a different level, another plane of existence than us mere mortals
Her: “The worst he can say is no.”
Reggie: *Proceeds to hit a DHC glitch*
Bro, naming ONE other person woulda been pretty foul...
Bro told her she was OPTION D!!!!
heartbreak reggie is real
Damn, this needs a Remerai animation.
The flowchart. I'm dying.
In my senior year of high school, I thought I figured out the "ask girls out for a dance" tech. I would go up to a girl and asked if I hypothetically asked her would she go out with me, what would she say. I would then move on to another girl regardless of answer. I got way more yes than I thought I would, but I also got a lot of girls angry at me, because I never wanted to go to the dance in the first place.
what could have possibly been your game plan sir?
some men just want to watch the world burn @@zachhaas1075
@@zachhaas1075 probably obsessed with trolling.
Mad respect to Reggie. We've all said and done stupid shit we regret, but very few have the balls to air it out on a livestream and survive to the other side.
Darlington Woolsworth Madden, The Dawn of Time(?) - 2023,
RIP
Damn, Woolie gave Reggie every chance to back out, and then Reggie pulled the pin to his own grenade 😂
Mad respect for going through
This is one of those times I just wanna hug Reggie
1:57 Kirby impression.
Reggie totally sent me that picture of him for this vid I swear
"you cant even imagine what i did" has me fucking rolling lmao
I think my worst one was when someone was like
Them:"I kinda always liked you"
Me:"Lol"
Reggie is truly enigmatic. Not in an alluring, intriguing way, it's more of a "how does your brain even work?" kinda way. Dude's a king.
One of the rare cases I'm glad there's facecam
Iconic choice, Reggie. Thank you for sharing this tale of tragedy lol
"the worst he could do is say no"
So basically he told the girl "I would go with all your friends before I go with you".
I have aged horribly because of this.
Red Shep was the Citadel bad ending all along
That thumbnail onto the pile of Peak Reggie
The fucking diagram when going through Reggie's thought process just makes it even better LOL
Yet another event in the increasingly inconceivable timeline of Reggie lore
i love how the story is like 2 minutes and Woolie is just PADDING the retrospectives and prospectives of that situation
Oh thank you so much for this highlight.
I love Woolz reaction
the tripp pants n dmx tee noo reggie nooo
While Reggie's a God-blessed weirdo... I've been there pal. We gochu
Love aint easy. I sympathize.
I love the animations in this one!
Its even more over than i could have ever thought 😂😂😂
Reggie is so good at pulling the most insane emotions out of people huh? I felt that nightmare.
Tw : major character death
Can we get a compilation of Reggie's romantic exploits in Mass Effect?
Reggie fumbled harder than Ichiban Kasuga did.
Well there's still Manon
Reggie is a gift.
Huh, maybe Red Shepard wasn't a bit