Maia Treacy Noble this relates to a quote from The pursuit of happyness (I don’t think I have the quote exacttly right but something along the lines of “Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t do it, not even me. If you’ve got a dream, chase it.”
Lol, loved this one. XD, I can relate to: "All I care about is if that girl dies." Been there too. Albert, these videos are funny even 3 years later, honestly.
Albert: someone please translate this “TRASH” to this language. Me: oh into korean? I got you TRASH = Romanization: pyemul Hangul: 폐물 Trash actually translates to “waste” in korean but you know.
Albert: “I would’ve gone down in history.” Me: “You are already DoWn In HiStOrY. You are a very respected chicken.” And Epic Minigames is beautiful, I play it too much.
Favorite parts of video: When Albert goes in the choas voice, “Hello. I am Albert.” And then when he gets hit with my confetti bombs and goes “Aww” 🥺 Edit: Not MY confetti bombs, THE. Typo
My teacher at my school is reading a book right? And there’s a character named *Albert* and the story says *he’s not as BIG as you think, not as BIG to get him bullied, but he does have Muscles* Wow so true (Edit: wow guys thank you so much the next day I get over a 100 likes?! Thanks!)
@@ea-or1eh I'm confused, what do you mean? @ 2:40 he was talking about other people, and @ 2:50 told a girl to jump off. I'm not saying he's mean, just thought it was funny he was trolling people affer saying he wasn't trying to make fun of them.
I love when people call him a noob. You’re talking to a 22 year old man, who has 12 years on Roblox.
@@haileygreer1685 10months ago he posted a vid saying he’s been 10yrs on Roblox 😐
8:12 he said he poayed for 10 years
YeAh
@@lovincore2600 he said that game in specific
Some people say "noob" as a joke, but since Albert's fans have less than 2 braincells, they cant take a joke.
6:13 my heart just melted.
That's cute 🥰
Same
SAMEE
@@shayannedhevalall4760 shut up😊
I pressed time but it went back like two seconds
My brain while studying: 7:03
My brain during the test: 7:39
SpaceRX i can relate
Lololloollol
YES DO TRUE
I can relate on high levels
Same
That "aww🥰" MADE MY HEART MELT 🥺🥺🥺
Me too//‘-‘//
this same comment was made 8 months ago
@@romoney 10 months*
@@megman78122 years*
Now 3 years
Albert: **creepily** “Right? RIGHT?!”
Albert 2 seconds later: “Awww.”
6:13
Awwwwww hahahhhaha
6:11* sorry
Lol
Haha
6:11 *
You aren't trash Albert, she just used her big head to avoid gravity
Air head
Fat head
*funny*
*Hahah! F u n n y :))*
True true
6:15 “‘aww”
...my heart skipped a beat
fr tho
True
6:17 if you wanted the exact awe but I mean the aww hits different
@@baffledrat4446 if you replay that is sounds like a Minecraft zombie
Same
This shows how competitive Albert is, good for him
"ThEy ArE nOt EaRiNgS tHeY aRe SoNiC rInGs!" Who remembers this
There sawnic rings they just look like earrings >:0
Bro, that was like two weeks ago.
NO THEY'RE SAWNIC WINGS
Hanna Koscielska Sawnick*
Me XD
7:41 don’t mind me just making something for myself
EEEEEE EEEE AAA EEEE AYOO AAA YEEE
This part was by metalkingboo’s video “wario laughing”
XD
David Kim haha haha
HEE HEEE HA HEE HEE HEEEEE HA HEEEE HAAAAAAA
When he said "aw" my heart melted.
Ikr
6:16
MAH HEART IS DED
aesthetic xxblossom bruh loser
Same❤
7:36 im dead he said “chos” 😭
The dudes name was choas
Albert : insults and lowers another dudes ego
The dude that got insulted : I am noob
Albert :u need more self confidence
Btw I'm new
Is flamingos name Albert?
@@-scarlett-5715 yeah
@@victorr12345 kk
Wait I could of just asked my BFF instead of waiting for someone to reply to me because she is a massive flamingo fan
Yes it is
@@-scarlett-5715 😂
Albert: My life is never succsesfull. :(
Me: Ur game that survive spongebob the killer game it reached 1 mill visits
Good job big fan
Yup i saw it
:)
it’s successful.
Wooop woop go Albert!
“fat noob”
Cleetus MAY be fat, but noob means new and cleetus is NOT new.
Preach sister
Nice lovebirb
oml that's so true
He's Pregnant..
*Cleetus was born before us*
5:13
When my first grade to introduced yourself
“The day my life officially ended”
Me: *remembers Felipe*
Falipay
@@JODRecaps hello am not here
@@JODRecaps holy u watch flame go
@Kayla Graham scam
@Kayla Graham nice scam sucker bot
“Crumble island. I can do that my life has been crumbling forever”
-Best Of Albert 2020
@Cody Simmons ni🅿️🅿️a fart
He was GrEaT at the hair dryers
Hello. btw sub
I mean @Firered FORTNITE
Go to @ Firered Fortnite
*"die its for a good cause"* - Albert 2020
Noob eating a another noob eating another noob
Its not funny
The trend is d e a d so STOOOOOOP
@@Bashambar No You SiSter
Yes. *Obama*
The Nostalgia is kicking in
old albert
this video is like. two years old
@@AmyelidaK E
@@AmyelidaK so?
@@burnt.cheerios1106 ikr I miss him
Me: **See's title**
Also me: "Sounds like something Albert would do."
Doesn’t he already do that though?
the sassy queen has arrived
RebornVenom did anyone ask?
ARMYYYY
Ikr so true
3:36
that was adorable and you can’t change my mind.
Yes
yes queen
He sneezed
The E before he sneezed or the sneeze
Yeah it's cute awwwwwww
9:56 dear Albert
I translated it since I’m Korean- 쓰래기!!!! (meaning trash)
Lol
Darling Ohio
I only know 2 and 1/100 English, chinese and malay (only know how to say a few words in real life)
Did you know it's actually spelled 쓰레기 =)
@sxftsitii ッ malay person...
I love how he calls people idiots LOL 😂 I always laugh till’ I fall..and it’s like he’s trolling best players in the game 😂 😂 😂
And then wholesome Albert appears
6:15
My community is kinda cringe
Name a community that isn't cringe
Girly
1:37
Albert to rthro dancing: Ew I don't want to be near that
rthro: *has alberts face as a shirt*
iicxce I’m ur first subscriber ur lucky
I am ur 2nd subcriber
I am your fifth
@@bubbxlyqueen5211 fifth? U mean 3rd?
@@flabe2779 actually no, someone else did it before me.
Albert: Calls everybody a noob
Random Noob: Oh no I m noob
Albert: You gotta have more confidence
@@Everf11 I'm already a noob and it's so fun being a noob:D
@@thedolphindudeyt125 I do
Yep
Hel lo. I am, *Al bert*
Maia Treacy Noble this relates to a quote from The pursuit of happyness (I don’t think I have the quote exacttly right but something along the lines of “Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t do it, not even me. If you’ve got a dream, chase it.”
"IM DOING IT I'M DOING IT, I'M ACTUALLY KILLING LOTS OF PEOPLE!" *kiss noise*
Don't talk about the scammer if you do then it will never stop
/: /:
Itzmezeevr they do stop
You know who else killed a lot of people?
Adolf Hittler
8:21 here is 10 years of experience
LOL
6:11 Albert: *WHY DID THEY DO THIS TO ME?!* Albert 2 seconds later: *Pure happiness* 😁
0.64 second
When he said “Aw” I was like...
Pack your bags kids.. Albert is happy
Pack your bags and GRAB THE KIDS!!
Lol
UwU
Me: *Gets picked up* okay i know im short-
I like then albert is happy it’s so cute
nobody:
my terrible wifi making albert's voice skip: *o-o-oh no-o b-br-ro-o-th-h-e-r-rs*
😂
cupofte_a stfu
Leonardo Rosado you heard memetimate not funny!
memetimate ok but who asked for your opinion
almond mihhlk and who asked for yours ???
me trying to fall asleep watching alberts videos:
every time i start to fall asleep this happens:
1:48
1:54
3:21
3:32
3:38
5:38
5:54
6:01
ME TOO!!
All his screams in the vid lol
lmao i love your username and pfp
Game: "round race"
No one:
Albert: *Im RoUnD*
JODisHere ????
I wanna hug senko; (
@@daxigt5505 yes
@@JODRecaps oh wow. How'd you get verified lmao
AAAA SENKO Y U IS CUTE -dies from cuteness-
7:42 When yOu WaSteD YoUr MoNeY aNd YoU wAnTeD AIrPoDs And wario is laughing at you
Wario is FATTTTTTTTT XD
Felipe OriginalXx yes
This is why crime should be illegal
I clicked and it gave me a sex offender ads
f
"Who won?"
"I won first, I think I won first."
"I think I won a second before she won."
Hello. btw sub
Lol, loved this one. XD, I can relate to:
"All I care about is if that girl dies." Been
there too. Albert, these videos are funny even
3 years later, honestly.
When that guy said “Im noob choas”
I felt that 😔
Do you think you are a noob?
True sister
E??
wat
Bruh thats an old joke. Go back to 2019 and say that. Its 2020 so shut.
Albert: "I'm a pathetic worm."
Me: *Earthworm Sally, carry diseases from Florida to Cali.*
Wow thank guys for 500 likes it means alot
Big oof xD
Coronavirus.
I see your a man of true culture as well
It’s Alessia I saw this and was thinking of it
BaconMan870 the sad truth is that Albert probably forgot earth worm sally
I Hate when I insult someone and they say: “ k.” And act like *THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME.*
same...
SAME OMFG
“Don’t use k on me...”
“.....Oay..?”
I HAYE THAT
FACTSSS
Game: “the red teams wins with 48 wins to 8”
Albert: well... we were only a few off i guess.. 🕺🏼
49*
"what is going on inside his head" 7:41
Good One xD
Wario
oh lord lol
5:14 me walking to my friends I have not seen in alot of years.
JODisHere OMG I LOVE UR VIDS
You profile picture is literally epic from epic games
@@theletterh6011 wwell thats because i can do that or am i epic games ? (thinking emoji)
Me: Trying to grind tower of heck
Albert: Raging at a noob
rip
KhaoticJake YT No it’s tower of *HECK*
@Nathan Scott noob bot
@Nathan Scott noob bot
Poop
it’s crazy how he gained 3 million subs in almost a year
7:40 Choas is *so* wise
Albert: someone please translate this “TRASH” to this language.
Me: oh into korean? I got you
TRASH =
Romanization: pyemul
Hangul: 폐물
Trash actually translates to “waste” in korean but you know.
I will now say this to people I hate thank you
acetrash if you used google translate then I’m disappointed in you
Mine is sampah.
It's 쓰레기
ssssssssss-leggy
Dats how u pronounce it
And yes 폐물 is waste but 쓰레기 is trash
Wellll this is polish:Kosza.
"See what happened right here?"
*"Life ended"*
Cul laik u
@eAwesomeGam3r yes
GREEN SCREEN MAN HE CAN GO WHAT HE'S GREEN SCREEN MAN!
7:54 albert: make sure to yoink
Me: yoink
Me: *See's title*
Also me: Sounds like something Albert would do.
I think the same thing xD
Same here
Yeah (also your profile is the cutest eri image I've ever seen!!)
@@v0id-b4g12 thx
@@v0id-b4g12 Awe thanks ^^
(9:55) Albert since you wanted to translate “TRASH” into ‘this language’ (which is Korean)
Korean Translation: 시시한 작품
@Ultra Sans No, its someone who just used google translate
@paradox brothers 😂
r/madlads
Sorry but I don't speak *Korean*
If you want to use 쓰레기 offensively you gotta say "이 쓰레기 같은 새끼야"
“Your parents marriage will start to break apart.”
Me : “They already have D:”
@Excuse Me Kunkook
My dad has moved a lot, but my mom has stayed in one apartment .
@Jessica Chicken
It’s alright ! 💖
Im so sorry! D:
I feel so sorry for you..
Im so sorry for that :c
The way he said 15 thousand wins!! Keep me laughing😂
7:39 I swear to god this is the most funniest thing I’ve seen in the whole universe
Albert: Why does everyone do this to me- ... Awww!
2:23 albert gets jumpscared by leveling up xD
1:12 That cough was CRISPY
he was like "why why is it doing this to me?!" then 2 sec later "Aww :)"
He softened- the next thing is him bursting out into uwus
6:13
@@ahumanbeinglol645 lol
"YES I KILLED HER"
10 seconds later
"YES I KILLED HIM"
Non-Binary.
@@JODRecaps hello
JODisHere stop spamming
Me: *watches Albert on TH-cam*
Mom: who is he?
Me: Albert
Mom: DONT GO NEAR HIM, HE JUST GOT OUT OF A MANIACAL PRISON
lol
Hahaha funny
Mmm....kinda....
Natalie The Alien stfu
When he said “aww” my heart melted😓 6:15
Albert: “I would’ve gone down in history.”
Me: “You are already DoWn In HiStOrY. You are a very respected chicken.”
And Epic Minigames is beautiful, I play it too much.
Im addicted to royale high (^-^
Cute Bear Cub Same xD
I love epic mini too
I addicted to elemental battlegrounds play it is great
I play mad city lots
I'm binge watching his videos at 2:07am and I don't even regret it lmao
My man :)
I appreciate you
nina it’s 1:31 am sooo
it's 7:24 am and i havent slept 😳😳😳
EggHead Joon is that Kim Namjoon my bias? 👀 Hello there ARMY! 👋
9:15
*you cant start breaking something that’s already broken*
InnerMoonChild oh ummm sorry?
"Heelo, I am Albert" Made me giggle so hard i cant
I love how Albert minimizes the amount of time he shows one of his previous videos in his videos.
As if he would get a copyright strike from himself.
Albert doesn’t get the money, Albert gets the money
you DO realize that Paige and Adam are the editors, right? They'd be the ones to insert old clips, not albert. C'mon give them credit 🤡
@Mejibleu! Nobody cares about them Lmao
@@ms.encore actually many people care for them as well as Albert
@@acharple ik lmao Paige is pretty cool-
Idea: Make RealKingBob create a survivor game and troll the players
7:37 - What everyone came here for
Hello. btw sub
@@rockstarvation Hello. btw get noob
ʎzɟoſ 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗣
ʎzɟoſ *STOP BULLING*
Jazminne Oyuela 𝗲𝘅𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆
6:17
Albert: "Aww"
That was the cutest thing Albert have said
Albert: I dedicated my life to beating this noob.
Me: You do that with every noob.
:)
Favorite parts of video: When Albert goes in the choas voice, “Hello. I am Albert.” And then when he gets hit with my confetti bombs and goes “Aww” 🥺
Edit: Not MY confetti bombs, THE. Typo
wait you were in alberts server?
same those were my favourite parts too
0:37 "I feel like whenever i play like surviver games...."
Me, an intellectual: *notices SURVIVE albert *
@Spirit Halloween kid no they meant survive. It's his game, "Survive Albert"
Sachi Moo electric said Surviver so that’s why Spirit Halloween kid said Survivor
Video: *slayed*
Homework: *delayed*
Flamingo: *aww*
5:27
Guy with Coronavirus: *Coughs epically*
Normal guy: E
Trolli Guy you be infected
Corona virus earthworm sally has the Corona virus 🦠
E
Guy With SARS: [A C K.]
My teacher at my school is reading a book right?
And there’s a character named *Albert* and the story says
*he’s not as BIG as you think, not as BIG to get him bullied, but he does have Muscles*
Wow so true
(Edit: wow guys thank you so much the next day I get over a 100 likes?! Thanks!)
I was reading a book irl and it had cleetus in it
The book is blessed
yes
@@stripes1043 XD
Perfection
“January 24, 2020 the day my life officially ended”
LIKE WHAT TYPE OF INTRO IS THAT?!?!
LOL XD
That girl when she watches this after calling him fat:
Uhhhhhhhmmmmmmm.......... *gulp*
6:14 the cutest moment ever UwU
@@melanie2200 bish wtf
Flamingo: *wired headphones*
AirPods users: *GRAB THE SCISSORS!*
headphones?
You meant Earphone?!
I’m just here ok
You mean earbuds?
Yayuk Wiryawan there we go, someone smart ish
10:04 he asked for someone to tell him what trash is on Korean sooo here it is
쓰레기 is what I think it is but that can be translated to garbage 🗑
Do you speak Korean?
期竹 句內明非 弓人
@@ToxinFlops 휴지통 I thought it was that but I don't speak it so lol
Müq this is mean perfect on my language
yeah thats true, i myself am korean so your translation is correct 쓰레기 is garbage
"It's a disease don't touch it!"
Corona Virus: *allow me to introduce myself*
albert: "I'm not trying to be mean..."
also albert: "JUMP OFF"
Lol
I think he was talking to his character (( its an opinion ))
@@ea-or1eh I'm confused, what do you mean? @ 2:40 he was talking about other people, and @ 2:50 told a girl to jump off. I'm not saying he's mean, just thought it was funny he was trolling people affer saying he wasn't trying to make fun of them.
xD
7:42 when you realize it's school today
Hello. btw sub
LOL
but that's wario laughing
When you stub your toe 7:42
2:32 They do even have legendary brawler t-shirts lol
Ew
You guys know brawl stars? Me too
I have shelly
I have crow and spike, so get noob
@@watermelondx same
Albert: “YOINK”
TH-cam Captions: “YoU iNk”
“This was a training lesson” Top ten plot twist in anime history
👊😔
JODisHere OMG 😱 HI
JODisHere hey I was watching ur stream
Albert:Someone please transalate this
Me:Cries in Korean
*cries in Japanese for no reason*
Earthworm Tomoka Loves BTS UvU 𝗎𝗋 𝗉𝖿𝗉 😂😂
I'm Korean lol
@BroCheetos oh
@BroCheetos uh
7:37
Albert: Choas, give me kind words.
Think Choas, Think.
Choas: *W A R I O S C R E E C H*
I can relate
Other TH-camrs: "Hey guys! Welcome back..."
Albert: -just shows his youtube video-
When albert first post: *people* I'm early :D
Albert later: *dead memes*
On English: 'TRASH'
On Korea: '폐물'
Thank me for this INFOMATION
Thank you
Thank Google translate for this information
@@goose4815 Yes. Exactly.
*information*
Nobody:
Me: "Fight me, I'm trash."
The way he said aww at 6:13 made my heart melt
4:17
*he speaks from experience*
Hello. btw sub
Yes brother
Yas gueen
Albert when he’s happy: hey there sisters
When Albert is unhappy: BROTHER!
I eat beans
`Seems legit` ?
@@winwoon what
@@uwuissupercringelol7558 what
@@unicorn.clouds Sorry
I meant to comment it on something else lol
5:43
*Only The OGs Remember SBB [Super Blocky Ball]*
Edit: Thx For Half A Minecraft Stack Of Likes! XD
Guess I'm one too c o o l
Lol good times
I remember Poop Man and Can I have a joe?
Sub 4 u
I still... play...
6:16 that aaahhhh was so humble
Sees survive Albert In the group
Me: memories
Of getting locked out of the tower
Flamingo: _i never lost before_
The game before and after: *_l o s e s_*
The way that flamingo pronounces "Choas" almost sounds like fart in farsi.
Lol I’m Farsi too
What’s farsi?
@@allanribergaard5927 its a language
Yeah but where?
WHEN HE SAID AWW MY HEART MELTED