Max & Andrew Reveal Relationship Secrets and Rate George's Dating Profile!!
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I'm so sorry Max, but all I can think about is how much you look like Dash from the incredibles 😭😭💀
@@zz-ih5xe me neither 😭🤣🤣
I WAS LITERALLY SAYING THIS! THE THUMBNAIL MADE ME THINK OF HIM BUT I COULDNT REMEMBER HIS NAME
andrew and george bullying max for an hour this is the content i need
Andrew is just George with brown eyes, two eyebrows, and a love life
Don't forget gay!
@@barbiechyqa9192well....
andrew looks like if george if he was real
this is so funny
Spit it out love
@@Bella18367 what now
so lovely seeing max and his boyfriends come together for an ep!
Andrews impression of Max was 10/10
Andrew carried the episode… and his max impression was spot on 😂
Andrew is the best guest on this pod just saying xx
YESS tbh i skip all the episodes when they have a guest unless its andrew 😭
@@aneesaa00nah Arthur TV was great. I don't remember a lot of the other guests tho icl
What about caspar lee and Joe sugg
@@kinggeorgeiii4977that’s true Arthur TV and Andrew. Arthur hill was good as well
@@kinggeorgeiii4977 yeah some of them i watch but i mostly prefer it when its just Max and George, I did like the Joe and Caspar episode though aswell
That game of Mr. & Mr. went downhill so fast!😂 Even George ended up in the firing line. But very entertaining. Bring back Andrew soon.
I'm so glad we got another Andrew episode 🙌🏻
andrew trying to explain to george that the only fans name is meant to be a female alias and him not understanding and just replying with puns was so funny 😭
so glad i decided to eat my dinner with this episode xx
Georges Simon cowell impression was truly overlooked
I KNOW the right girl would LOVE George’s profile lmaooo, like i 1000% would swipe right based off the cheesy jokes and the pics lol 😂😂
That Arthur impression is too good 😅
max looks like a horrid henry character and i like it
the coat hanger story has to be the funniest moment on this podcast ever i remember when i heard it for the first time i was in tears
No it’s actually gross
george is just so fit 🥺
You can't have your longtime partner and brother in one room without merciless teasing 😂
At 3:35 - I just love you George. Delivered perfectly on time.
Max's new hat looks like Biffs hair off back to the future
George comes up on my Hinge all the time 😂
Max's hair on thumbnail 😂😂.
I've just had a panic attack and had to leave work early, but listening to George instigate while Max and Andrew bicker has really helped me calm down
New hat unlocked 😍
Love you all can’t wait to see you on the tour
I witnessed George's original biggest date fail hinge joke, told him he had a big nose and he never matched back 😌
Finally Andrew’s back on the podcast 😍
✍️Petition to have Andrew as a special guest on stage during your London shows✍️
OH MY GODDD THE BEST TIME OF THE WEEK!! I love Andrew
george is so fit he can actually marry me 🙏🏼🙏🏼
Max and Andrew are so wholesome!
lowkey this episode got a bit deep and I was like… pls don’t. I don’t watch this show to deep think I watch it to laugh and zone out from the world 😅😅
Bringing up cheating the day after I found out my bf cheated on me 😭 (I should've watched this when it came out )
no subtitles? your videos always have the option for subtitles. Still really good regardless.
I think they are on now :)
There is subtitles, just the usual generated ones on TH-cam. Click on the subtitles button
Yes they are there now. I’m glad I still have half the podcast to go
Max’s hair 😂
I have to admit if Andrew was straight I would fancy him
max looks like dennis the menace
Max's hair is crazy
In criminal law, prosecutors must prove fraud beyond a reasonable doubt. This means the evidence is satisfactory, and the government proves facts and establishes guilt. This is a higher degree of certainty than a civil case. The penalties are harsher if found guilty.
Andrew would be more successful with woman then George simply because he fits the stereotype “tall, dark, & handsome”
This is another one example I think it’s good for Ted talk for our professors when ur guys teaching us and it’s like lecture if be me it good and interesting at first but finally we will forget what we learning but if Ted why we not use this to teaching the other by open this content and explain and analyze by use psychology theory I think if Ted doing that can help ppl more than this and more interesting too
For the other my advice is please don’t low ur standards for the lowest cheap ppl you better than that and the future good future smarter better men or women will be there for u or if we don’t have we can have a cat or dog to live with at least they are real royalty honestly and kind be smart and no Need to angry they have nothing to angry because out of our league we are league A they are zero league
Love george but sometimes it's a bit much when someone's trying to tell a story and he butts in every 5 seconds to say an obvious silly joke 😂
Adorbs❤
Starting to eat and turning this on was a bad idea 😓
max can I ask about your hair
Made a cute Mandrew edit from this
Example about fraud is insurance credit card mail security check false representation mortgage wire welfare and etc only need more details and talk with ur lawyer correct all information in files picture or papers go to ur lawyer and fight with them with the law not with social media
Andrew takes things too far? Max literally spent episodes joking that George was in an incestous affair with his father. 😂
I did not expect Andrew to say that George leaves him feeling fatigued 😅 That hit close, coz people say the same about me. Imagine how draining it is for that person though, knowing their brain is in overdrive all the time. I dont know if George has insomnia, but it can literally take me 4/5/6 hours to get to sleep because I'm thinking about 1,000 different things and ideas all the time. Although, the difference is George's Hinge makes that apparent, my profile.....not so much.....other than the intimidating bit, I've heard that too. Like look at me, what do you think I'm going to do 😂😂
max the hair..
Poo talks ended around 18 minutes in
I George just nit gonna come out?
Am I crazy or does George kind of looks like Declan Rice in some of the pics on his profile
I’m going to be so real if they didn’t show his hinge profile I would have scavenged for it
the hair !
Max’s hair is so wind swept
*impulsively downloads hinge*
not to be funny or anything but George’s cgi is getting worse
what is this joke someone pls tell me 😭😭 have I missed smth?😂
Is George drunk in this episode?
can confirm max is a proper fitty
Max leaving broccoli in his teeth to prove he eats broccoli 🫶🏻
sorry max but I won’t stop goin off piste xxxx
ANDREWS BACK!!!
MAX UR HAIR
It max yawning halfway through 😅
hi George x
MAX UR HAIR?
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I'm horrifically early
max needs to STOP CUTTING HIS HAIR. Let it grow out for a while cause your balding at this point
max looks like a angry parrot also george is much hotter and yummy and how do i send in a letter thing
Max... just stop messing with your hair 😭😭😭😭
I say this all the time, he needs to stop cutting it. Bc wtf
Types of White-Collar Crime 🖤
Why is max making that mouth sound when he talks
yippeee
Had to skip the poo part, not very nice topic guys
Ok. For the first time I had to fast forward. Max, poo talk is gross. I am American and have noticed so many British bloggers are always talking about 💩💩what is it about the British and lack of tact when talking about this?
It just doesn't phase a lot of British people like Max. There are some British people that have more tact around situations concerning feces and other bodily fluids, but they don't tend to have much interest in the influencer scene.
from an Australian, America's low tolerance for bathroom talk is odd 🤷 just different cultures
This is the worst podcast iv ever listened too🤣no structure all talking over eachother about pointless things that don’t need to be discussed
Good thing nobody forced you to watch it
THE THUMBNAIL MADE ME JUMP