I know Im asking randomly but does any of you know of a trick to get back into an instagram account? I was stupid forgot my account password. I appreciate any assistance you can give me.
I’ve been asked to do the eulogy at a funeral next week - my boss’s five kids were burned alive in a car crash - I was scratching my head about what to say, but now I think this “SHITE” angle is the way to go. Thank you Brian, you’re a treasure. 👍🏻
My father in law was 2 mins late for his wife's funeral because he had to have a shite before leaving. Got to the crematorium and everyone was waiting. Straight in, service and out. Minimal hanging around making small talk.. might be the way forward.
The Lord JEEEEEZZUSSSSS CHRRIST!!! was with Craig there man.... Fuckin twice man, we all need help with the mental ass demon!! Don't bottle it up ffs 😩
I used to love the limmy show and the two scenes i cant get out my head is what weighs more a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers and wrong way down a one way street
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Craig will be remembered as one of the greatest characters in literary history.
That boy's been on some journey
Yes
I do really hope so
DeLunny uuip
I know Im asking randomly but does any of you know of a trick to get back into an instagram account?
I was stupid forgot my account password. I appreciate any assistance you can give me.
"this here will be ultrarealistic"
This is genuinely genius writing, the fact that he just adlibbed such a weird darkly comedic but properly poignant message in the spot is masterful
Not a dry eye in the house
was loading the washing machine when it got to the phantom shagger bit and had to sit down on the floor
I almost died laughing 😭
The phantom shagger is real!
The phantom shagger. 😂😂 Thought that was just me. I’m not alone 👍
It's known amongst my circle as Random Searing Arse Pain
I call it labour pains.
I call it shooty arse
Definitely shooty arse
Al tell u what, if it lasted more than 5 seconds it could kill u
Fartwarming story, really touching cloth.
Michael McDermott good one
I actually laughed at this, fucking hell.
"then he got up and shat on his maw"
Bailey Shaw hahahahahaha
I’m actually dain a shite watching this.
Actual
Literally
Same, by coincidence
you're a toilet
Lavvy heed.
Always half way through these stories a go from nearly switching off to pissin maself in the space of 10 seconds 😂😂😂
Hahaha
Phantom shagger is called proctalgia fugax
Yer faither would be proud
"Wrong way, down a one way street" 😉
Steven Mclucas
One way down a wrong way street
I’ve been asked to do the eulogy at a funeral next week - my boss’s five kids were burned alive in a car crash - I was scratching my head about what to say, but now I think this “SHITE” angle is the way to go. Thank you Brian, you’re a treasure. 👍🏻
🤣
Ooft, dark.. even by Limmys standards lol
Not a great week for him - he also found out about his mum, she had her head kicked in. 🥾
19:50 had me dying 🤣. Especially when the crowd goes "oooooo" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My father in law was 2 mins late for his wife's funeral because he had to have a shite before leaving. Got to the crematorium and everyone was waiting. Straight in, service and out. Minimal hanging around making small talk.. might be the way forward.
PFFFTTTTTTTT
“OHHHHHHHHH!”
Best part lmaooo
@@matttzzz2 we know exactly what type of fart he means hahahaha
The fact he is craig everytime is relentlessly funny but of course you know this already 😂
“a man… let’s call him… craig”
imagine its the same guy, worst life ever lol
This is the first of these where I’ve actually laughed so hard it strained my chest.
It is genuinely insane how good he is at telling stories about any topic. Always soo funny
Liked as soon as it got to the first “Craig”
Another emotional Masterpiece.. wow
These stories are superb 😂😂 earphones in at work absolutely howling
Seen this live. Best one yet!
Actually died laughing for the last 5-6 mins 😂😂😂
Limmy is the main reason I have to disguise laughter as a suppressed sneeze on the train or at work
You had me at “shite”
In response to "These are not real" Man shites at a funeral
**Pfffffffffft** - “Oooooooohhh” 😂
This is one of my favourites,
HE’S JUST LETTIN’ IT AW OOT!
I’ve been wiping tears from my eyes, this ones just killed me 😂😂😂
Never heard of this Craig fella but he sounds like some boy... Would love to hear some more stories about him.
Almost Ken Loach levels of realism.... tears - bravo!
I've never been so captivated in a 20 minute poo joke in my life
450am and I’m actually in tears man 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Beautiful and inspirational.
At 19:57 the perfect sound of release
Haven’t even watched this yet, thumbs up for the title alone . . .
Craigiest Craig in the whole Shared Craigeverse. I can't wait until we get Multiverse Craig in Phase 4
Laughing my head off here. Loved every minute.
This is my new ASMR
Fantastic, pishing myself at my desk listening to this. Now, am away fer a shite.
There's a guy called Craig you say?
"like a wee keyboard stand" hahaha
It's like The Shawshank Redemption
The Shiteshank Redemption
Except with more tunnelling through shit and no redemption
Its like the what?
what a beautiful story about talking about your problems
man needs to get rid of his mushroom at a funeral
"The farts were passing through the shite"
I was fucking dying laughing at the phantom shagga part 😂😂😂😂
13:53 the shite co-conspiracy sub-plot.
Fuck sake I'm re-pointing a pillar cap in my front garden and listening to this pissing myself.
The comment about the lorry going past.....that ended me.
that fuckin plot was sooo fuckin unexpected
Phantom shagger is funny af 😂😂 i personally called it jaggy hole
Masterpiece.
Gud Ranjers girl n gud cellic boy
Am Buckled good one limmy
i was trying to fall asleep to this but then he shites on his da and i fuckin cracked up so bad
Should do 1 on tadpoles in a seaman sample
Ok, now these are too realistic.
Probably the funniest ending
The front part of the T-shirt neck is starting to disintegrate. Please finish the job and tear it off Hulkamania style.
Yer feather would be proud.
please put all these improvs on a podcast
le limmy has arrived
Fantastic, funniest ever
Fxcking classic!
Fuckin.......
Was at this funeral right......
He could have pinched it out into that big hole out there in garden.
The Lord JEEEEEZZUSSSSS CHRRIST!!! was with Craig there man.... Fuckin twice man, we all need help with the mental ass demon!! Don't bottle it up ffs 😩
New biggest fear
Incredible
AW so open n humming ah shite "" lol . whaaaaaahaaaaa
I'm gonna have to pause this because I'm actually busting for a shite right now LOL
Limmy, how do we submit story ideas?
You have to be watching live when he's on Twitch.
You can send suggestions to craig@craig.com 👍🏻
Fucking masterpiece
"she's turned the Wain's against uzz"
Love your stories catboy as the way from Western Australia
That was fucking amazing.
Its always Craig
Craig felt like shit at the fineral
Craig is such a cool name!!!
Lmao bro a drive by fart 🤣
The Craig legacy is the best
Limmy ya fookin goon wit ya doen
20:10 HAHAHAHA
Who are you talking about again? 🤔
Why's everything funnier/intimidatin in the Scottish accent 😆
Plot twist
I used to love the limmy show and the two scenes i cant get out my head is what weighs more a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers and wrong way down a one way street
I now need a shiteee
That was a shiter..
Holy shit
CRAIG
If I ever get my hands on the 4 people who disliked this video.
Jeysus
Me: Hand me the Aux cable bro
Bro: Ok but don't play trash
Me:
people watch thiese cos they like a wierd ASMR or something?
this made me wanny shite
Would you like to borrow my razor Limmy?
HAHAHAHAHA DYING