What's funny is that I never understood the Jacob vs Edward because when I saw the first and some of the second (highschool ish), I thought it was pretty clear who the author intended to be the love interest. But listening to them fight, I can see why people took sides luul
by series do you mean adams youtube commentaries series and you're talking to us, or are you referring to the twilight saga and talking to adam and friends?
I was scrolling through my TH-cam subscription feed when I saw the familiar sight of a shirtless man grimacing in pain with other vague body parts around him and thought I was somewhere else
"They can transform into anything they want, they just love dogs." I'm pretty sure that's the actual canon of Twilight. Like they are shapeshifters who become wolves, they aren't werewolves who are affected by the moon or anything.
I have confabulated memories of a long conversation on Eclipse implying that the shapeshifters in other tribes did adhere to their regional species and there used to be bears and big cats and lizards. Honestly, this might be from a fanfic or something. Teenagers
you guys don't get it. Bella is SPECIAL. normal guys babble at the sight of her. she's too cool for normal high school. her blood is the tastiest, most irresistible because she's just BETTER THAN YOU. sorry haters, stop being nitpicky and biased and just accept it --Stephanie Meyer
Thanks so much for these - my husband and I are DYING listening in. Just wanted to send out some fun awful Twilight facts, to help you roast the next films. (1) Vampire eye color depends on their eating habits. Eating people = red eyes, eating animals = gold eyes and being hungry = black eyes. (2) Werewolves run at a higher body temperature than people, which is why they never wear shirts. (3) Edward is scared of having sex with Bella because he is so strong he thinks he will crush her to death or something. Please rip the shit out the Breaking Dawn movies, I cannot wait
Actually the wolves don’t wear shirts because when they have to shift it’s inconvenient to carry around a lot of clothes. So that also means they don’t wear shoes and underwear most of the time either...
@@madlie2452 You're right, thats also a reason. I just realized my comment was getting too long because so many things are wrong with this movie lololol
I know you guys don’t actually care, but just for future reference, the “war” doesn’t apply to Victoria or any other vampires really; it’s just between Edwards family and Jacobs family because they both permanently reside in Forks. The Cullens only ever hunt animals, not humans. So if they ever turn a human into a vampire, like Bella wants, they break the treaty. Also, the whole imprinting thing is basically saying that when a werewolf likes someone, they do this imprinting thing on them, sort of like animals do to their mothers when they’re first born. After they imprint, the wolf is basically in love with that person for life and swears to protect them. Jacob is pressed because he tried a thousand times to imprint on Bella and couldn’t. Hope that helps; I’m sorry to say I was obsessed with these movies as a kid.
I thought my favorite part of these commentaries was how the three of you miss so much of the story then get frustrated at the movie when you don't understand what is happening but you guys passionately fighting Team Edward vs Team Jacob is the best thing. I love it!
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They brought up one of my biggest issues with the Twilight series, outside of everything else. Vampires have no weaknesses except magical wolves able to tear them apart and then transforming back into being human and setting them on fire, or other vampires tearing them apart and then setting them apart. So why wouldn't the entire world be vampires? Or at least ruled by vampires. Vampires work in stories because they have weaknesses that force them to work from the shadows, but these vampires don't have that. They can hang out in the sun, crosses don't hurt them, garlic isn't a repellent, they can go into homes, and get this bullshit, they can't be killed by anything man made. Their cells literally become so hard (which is why Edward cracked in the movie before instead of him bleeding or anything) that they become bullet proof. Bullets. Bounce. Off. Of. Vampires. Why wouldn't vampires just take over and keep humans around purely for food in this world? That's not even going into all of the X-Men powers they have on top of being invincible. Like yeah, some vampires are basically vegetarians, but at the same time, that's not nearly enough to prevent vampires from taking over. It doesn't make sense at all. And the wolf clan thing is a small group. So even they wouldn't be able to stop it by having some kind of Underworld style war. Not only should she choose Edward for whatever, but like Vampires should be in charge in this world because of how incompetent Stephanie Meyer is as a writer is and deciding to turn Edward into some invincible character that she wanted to have sex with.
The "main" downside is supposed to be that living forever is really boring and sucks for some vague reason. In the books it's implied that at some point in the past when humans found out about vampires they started exterminating them... _somehow._ So that's why they hide. It's really not explained. Also only in the books, it was briefly mentioned that the native werewolves weren't "actual" werewolves, and that the "actual" werewolves that used to exist were monstrous and terrifying and went around hunting and methodically exterminating vampires. Which, of course, Stephanie Mayer never bothered to expand on because she hates interesting things.
Well, the Volturi do act as some kind of overlord of vampires everywhere. They sit there in Italy like royalty, keeping their spot as the strongest vampire clan, feasting on a ship-load of humans every day. They have all the wealth and power they could ever want, and are content to simply blend in with the oblivious society. Vampires tend to be nomadic, and most travel in pairs. The Volturi and the Cullens are two of the biggest clans, and I guess they consider themselves more civilized in a way, blending in with the humans and finding passion in things other than drinking human blood. Carlisle's 'vegetarian' lifestyle is rare among their kind, and a lot of vampires succumb to their animalistic counterparts, allowing their instincts to rule and not focusing on much but the hunt for blood (or at least that is Edward's reasoning in Midnight Sun). It's a bit of a shame since the premise of the story has some potential, but Meyer wrote a love story. It's really all about the obsessive love between Edward and Bella, and I don't think her genre makes her an incompetent writer. The audience Twilight is intended for absolutely loves her books, so I'd say she did a pretty good job.
I watched the first 3 Twilight movies just to see how bad they were and within 5 minutes of finishing this one I had forgotten literally everything that happens in it, except for one of the evil vampires getting killed, or something.
I don't get that monologue about how the blonde can't get true love when she shares a home with Colonel Custard and Psychic Girl ™ constantly smooching each other and being cute
Never cared much for Twilight, and now because of this commentary I've re-watched this movie more times than I ever planned for. Good stuff, thank you for the funny commentary, guys
They're only gold if they're a "vegetarian" vampire who drinks animal blood, if they drink human blood they're red. Which doesn't make any f*cking sense, but whatever, tween logic.
@@GoddoDoggo Stephanie myer is a very religious type, so maybe none of the animals they eat have souls in twilight verse and that’s why their eyes don’t go evil red only innocent gold. idk
@@GoddoDoggo Yeah i know, I was just clarifying for the video since they seemed so confused as to why edward and his family's eyes are changing color throughout the movie
in french we call perfume : parfum you have « parfum » (the most concentrated one) « eau de parfum » and the less concentrated one is « eau de toilette »
Thing is, Rosalie's revenge plot is far and away more interesting than anything Bella is going through. A newborn vampire seeking bloody revenge for being assaulted would be a badass movie. Like Kill Bill, but with vampires.
Just checked for ya, the author of the Divergent trilogy (Veronica Roth) isn't either of those. But Stephanie Meyer did write The Host, that alien soul-posession one which was pretty dumb.
@@klg9549 yeah, I guess Twilight, The Host and Divergent are similar because they are in the same genre, and they all appeal to the same audience. Oh and they are all shit.
@@woodwyrm Young Adult novels from 2000 and onwards seem to fall into the same shit tropes. Divergent, Twilight/The Host, The Hunger Games, The Mortal Instruments etc. Plain but beautiful everygirl protag Mary Sue falls in love with dangerous/bad boy #1, Mary Sue experiences drama in her life/related to her family and everything changes, Mary Sue meets Dangerous/Bad Boy#2, love triangle ensues, world changing drama ramps up, Mary Sue and her love triangle is forced into the drama etc etc etc. I haven't read them, but Eragon and Percy Jackson books probably fall closer to the Harry Potter genre and probably with less hypersexual old maid author-syndrome.
41:59 - 43:10 was a real discussion 12 year old girls had when this movie came out. (I had the exact same conversation with my best friend who was team Jacob when I was team Edward 😂)
I love this commentary but I get so frustrated when important stuff gets talked over and they spend a whole minute wondering what happened when it could've been heard if they just listened. :( For example, Rosalie's explanation was talking about how she didn't have the choice to be a vampire despite Bella willingly choosing to be one. That's why Rosalie resents her.
it's not like Rosalie's opinion on Bella is important in the films. Maybe in the books, but with how little the side characters are really explored in the films it feels like a really lazy solution to fully explore the side characters.
@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves I mean sure I can agree it is lazy. I don’t think the plot she was giving was important, I just meant that it was important in terms of answering their question. It would be totally fine even if they knew the reason and still complained about it’s stupidity.
The eternal dilemma: Kelly or Brenda? Betty or Veronica? Dawson or Pacey? Edward or Jacob? Spock or Kirk? Kelvin or prime? Luke or Han? Heathcliff or Edgar? Ds9 or Babylon 5? Starbuck or duty or that other bird? Bacon or sausage Pepsi or coke Sea or mountain
The Brokeback Saga: Eclipse
I love how this series has used its twisted machinations to suck you into the team Edward vs Jacob dynamic
It's inescapable. We didn't want this.
What's funny is that I never understood the Jacob vs Edward because when I saw the first and some of the second (highschool ish), I thought it was pretty clear who the author intended to be the love interest. But listening to them fight, I can see why people took sides luul
by series do you mean adams youtube commentaries series and you're talking to us, or are you referring to the twilight saga and talking to adam and friends?
I love the unintentional running joke of this commentary that Gaël always forgets/never figures out that "Charlie" is Bella's Dad's name
He just calls him Daddy in private
I was scrolling through my TH-cam subscription feed when I saw the familiar sight of a shirtless man grimacing in pain with other vague body parts around him and thought I was somewhere else
now that you mention it certain adult websites were very ahead of the times with dark mode huh? faster than big sites like yt I at least think
xD
"They can transform into anything they want, they just love dogs." I'm pretty sure that's the actual canon of Twilight.
Like they are shapeshifters who become wolves, they aren't werewolves who are affected by the moon or anything.
I have confabulated memories of a long conversation on Eclipse implying that the shapeshifters in other tribes did adhere to their regional species and there used to be bears and big cats and lizards. Honestly, this might be from a fanfic or something. Teenagers
Joke's on you. I watched this series so much as an emo teen that I remember every scene you're talking about so I don't even need a visual aid.😎
I don’t think that is nothing to be proud of. I remember seeing this in theatres and walking out halfway through.
Pay them no mind, true fans care for and support each other. 🌙🐺✨
Same but not as a teen, I watch the whole series multiple times a year for the drinking game
What a chad
@@lizismis not a true cinephile then smh
you guys don't get it. Bella is SPECIAL. normal guys babble at the sight of her. she's too cool for normal high school. her blood is the tastiest, most irresistible because she's just BETTER THAN YOU. sorry haters, stop being nitpicky and biased and just accept it
--Stephanie Meyer
Damn you, Lindsay Ellis. For clueing me in on what “knotting” is. 😡 She is a MENACE.
Thanks so much for these - my husband and I are DYING listening in. Just wanted to send out some fun awful Twilight facts, to help you roast the next films. (1) Vampire eye color depends on their eating habits. Eating people = red eyes, eating animals = gold eyes and being hungry = black eyes. (2) Werewolves run at a higher body temperature than people, which is why they never wear shirts. (3) Edward is scared of having sex with Bella because he is so strong he thinks he will crush her to death or something. Please rip the shit out the Breaking Dawn movies, I cannot wait
THE BABY is gonna be the funniest shit ever. When they learn the reason behind the honeymoon location, hoooh boi.
Actually the wolves don’t wear shirts because when they have to shift it’s inconvenient to carry around a lot of clothes. So that also means they don’t wear shoes and underwear most of the time either...
@@madlie2452 You're right, thats also a reason. I just realized my comment was getting too long because so many things are wrong with this movie lololol
@@jaxmularkey8762 Lmao right. This series is a mess.
but they don't undress before changing do they
I know you guys don’t actually care, but just for future reference, the “war” doesn’t apply to Victoria or any other vampires really; it’s just between Edwards family and Jacobs family because they both permanently reside in Forks. The Cullens only ever hunt animals, not humans. So if they ever turn a human into a vampire, like Bella wants, they break the treaty. Also, the whole imprinting thing is basically saying that when a werewolf likes someone, they do this imprinting thing on them, sort of like animals do to their mothers when they’re first born. After they imprint, the wolf is basically in love with that person for life and swears to protect them. Jacob is pressed because he tried a thousand times to imprint on Bella and couldn’t. Hope that helps; I’m sorry to say I was obsessed with these movies as a kid.
Looks like Adum accidentally made the thumbnail a picture from his *homework* folder
*home jerk
Of course the South had Vamps, dont you remember watching Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter??
The little screams during the thumbnail scene had me in tears 😂
I thought my favorite part of these commentaries was how the three of you miss so much of the story then get frustrated at the movie when you don't understand what is happening but you guys passionately fighting Team Edward vs Team Jacob is the best thing. I love it!
The thumbnail looks kinda sus but the rest of the,video is great
You already watched all 2 hours of it? I’m impressed
It's just boys being boys nothing wrong with that.
time to *S H U N T*
@@1810jeff just boy being dogs
I believe that the reason she was ground was because she fucking ran off to Italy without telling him in the last movie lol
i just found the best description of this movie Eclipse is as much a vampire and werewolf movie as The Exorcist is a feel-good and romantic comedy
You want a patent for a clock that is the size of your finger, but none of you decided to call it a clock ring. None of you deserve that patent
Waiting for the shortened commentary
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!
I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get on my amazing videos. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't comment anything mean on my wonderful videos, dear uns
@@AxxLAfriku what???
@@AxxLAfriku did you just have a stroke?
@@AxxLAfriku Cool, hope your hand stays broken so you can stop spamming self-promotion.
To be fair you look like you don’t have any patience
HOW DID THEY MISS OUT ON THE IMPRINTING?
Don't worry. They'll ••definitely•• notice the next time it's brought up.
Bless you, I've been refreshing my subscription feed waiting for something worth watching.
They brought up one of my biggest issues with the Twilight series, outside of everything else. Vampires have no weaknesses except magical wolves able to tear them apart and then transforming back into being human and setting them on fire, or other vampires tearing them apart and then setting them apart. So why wouldn't the entire world be vampires? Or at least ruled by vampires. Vampires work in stories because they have weaknesses that force them to work from the shadows, but these vampires don't have that. They can hang out in the sun, crosses don't hurt them, garlic isn't a repellent, they can go into homes, and get this bullshit, they can't be killed by anything man made. Their cells literally become so hard (which is why Edward cracked in the movie before instead of him bleeding or anything) that they become bullet proof. Bullets. Bounce. Off. Of. Vampires. Why wouldn't vampires just take over and keep humans around purely for food in this world? That's not even going into all of the X-Men powers they have on top of being invincible. Like yeah, some vampires are basically vegetarians, but at the same time, that's not nearly enough to prevent vampires from taking over. It doesn't make sense at all. And the wolf clan thing is a small group. So even they wouldn't be able to stop it by having some kind of Underworld style war. Not only should she choose Edward for whatever, but like Vampires should be in charge in this world because of how incompetent Stephanie Meyer is as a writer is and deciding to turn Edward into some invincible character that she wanted to have sex with.
The "main" downside is supposed to be that living forever is really boring and sucks for some vague reason.
In the books it's implied that at some point in the past when humans found out about vampires they started exterminating them... _somehow._ So that's why they hide. It's really not explained. Also only in the books, it was briefly mentioned that the native werewolves weren't "actual" werewolves, and that the "actual" werewolves that used to exist were monstrous and terrifying and went around hunting and methodically exterminating vampires.
Which, of course, Stephanie Mayer never bothered to expand on because she hates interesting things.
Well, the Volturi do act as some kind of overlord of vampires everywhere. They sit there in Italy like royalty, keeping their spot as the strongest vampire clan, feasting on a ship-load of humans every day. They have all the wealth and power they could ever want, and are content to simply blend in with the oblivious society. Vampires tend to be nomadic, and most travel in pairs. The Volturi and the Cullens are two of the biggest clans, and I guess they consider themselves more civilized in a way, blending in with the humans and finding passion in things other than drinking human blood. Carlisle's 'vegetarian' lifestyle is rare among their kind, and a lot of vampires succumb to their animalistic counterparts, allowing their instincts to rule and not focusing on much but the hunt for blood (or at least that is Edward's reasoning in Midnight Sun).
It's a bit of a shame since the premise of the story has some potential, but Meyer wrote a love story. It's really all about the obsessive love between Edward and Bella, and I don't think her genre makes her an incompetent writer. The audience Twilight is intended for absolutely loves her books, so I'd say she did a pretty good job.
Anyone else just listen to these commentary tracks for background noise?
I watched the first 3 Twilight movies just to see how bad they were and within 5 minutes of finishing this one I had forgotten literally everything that happens in it, except for one of the evil vampires getting killed, or something.
U were lucky, I forgot important things!
Glad you went with that thumbnail lmao
I'm so glad they're doing the whole saga
The other vid taken down? Or am I only one who can't see it!!
I don't get that monologue about how the blonde can't get true love when she shares a home with Colonel Custard and Psychic Girl ™ constantly smooching each other and being cute
and so the twilight binge continues. this is perfect content for sick days.
Well, that’s the *least* homoerotic thumbnail I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Least?
the whispering at 1:06:00 LMFAO
Never cared much for Twilight, and now because of this commentary I've re-watched this movie more times than I ever planned for.
Good stuff, thank you for the funny commentary, guys
yall thought this was problematic I cant wait for the next movie lmao
God, I'm so excited for the next 2
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BABY!!!
but have you been waiting for **the** baby.
@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves i'm also waiting for the baby
Adum knew exactly what he was doing with that thumbnail 😏
Seems like the short edit version of this commentary is gone. Anyone know why? Was it copyright?
@@possiblymcfly why does TH-cam do that?
their eyes are gold when they're fed, black when they haven't drunk blood in a few weeks
They're only gold if they're a "vegetarian" vampire who drinks animal blood, if they drink human blood they're red.
Which doesn't make any f*cking sense, but whatever, tween logic.
@@GoddoDoggo Stephanie myer is a very religious type, so maybe none of the animals they eat have souls in twilight verse and that’s why their eyes don’t go evil red only innocent gold. idk
@@GoddoDoggo Yeah i know, I was just clarifying for the video since they seemed so confused as to why edward and his family's eyes are changing color throughout the movie
thank you for blessing me on this snow day off of work. I would like to think you saw me comment yesterday. Cheers!
in french we call perfume : parfum
you have « parfum » (the most concentrated one) « eau de parfum » and the less concentrated one is « eau de toilette »
Adam always has the right opinion in this series the whole time
Now I get the whole "make faces" for your TH-cam thumbnails!
The training scene. Where a bunch of dogs sit around and watch vampires run into each other and then kiss.
You really aged yourself with the "im kickin my own ass" quote 😂
I just came to the thumbnail.
Edit: came FOR the thumbnail...
Both work.
I’m so excited for the next two movies.
49:10 "this is a woman's movie"
I died XDDDDD
Omfg YESSS 2HOURSSSS work will be AWESOME tonight
I really really really hope they don't miss the fact that Jasper was a friggen confederate soldier because Scoot's head will explode.
Can't wait for the edited version.
starting at exactly 1:00 is a nice touch
1:12:18 FINISH IT!!!
Thank you so much for these!!!!
54:23 so what you are saying is the world is a vampire?
pov you’re jacob and it’s your first time but heath ledger doesn’t believe in lube
With an odd thumbnail comes great interest in mind.
i almost died with the thumbnail
can't wait for the rest!
We need more Adum and pals
Ok, where is the Adum and Pals of this? I swear it was up on the channel and now it’s mysteriously missing?
probably got nuked by Summit Entertainment. guess u need to w8 another 3 months til that's resolved
I like gael's lotr references
I love how by the third movie they still don't have a clue about what's going on
The Adum & Pals version is gone
hell yes thank you Adum now i have something to listen to while im gaming
1:05:20 uuuuugh that's the She wolf Analogy which is ancient I'm pretty sure
*WHERE IS SYNECDOCHE, NEW YORK (PART 6)??!!!???*
what was that scream at 4:56???
do I have to own a copy of the movie to watch along with? ... also do I have to watch the movie?
Thing is, Rosalie's revenge plot is far and away more interesting than anything Bella is going through. A newborn vampire seeking bloody revenge for being assaulted would be a badass movie. Like Kill Bill, but with vampires.
absolutely hilarious, subbed!
That’s some hilarious thumbnail! I almost shat my pants.
2 fuckin hours?! I know what I'm talking asleep to tonight
bruhhh, this ish is soooo freaking hilarious. I died laughing the whole 2 hours almost.
41:56- 43:00 Adam said consent is key.
Ah yes.
Another reason to have a twilight binge.
I can’t wait for the adum and pals to be back and they can do the rest of the movies
Did the edited one get removed ?
I did not turn on subtitles and I regret it. I will remember for next time though
I’m going to call Stephenie Myers and let her know you’re streaming her terrible terrible IP
I'd love an Adum & Pals commentary on the horror film Case 39, its a 'serious' film but I think there's a lot you can poke fun of with it
"It's music time, with the fuckin' stupid guy!"
Best thumbnail ever
Also, Charlie is her dad.
Isn't this the same author who wrote Divergent? or was that the author who wrote The Hunger Games?
Just checked for ya, the author of the Divergent trilogy (Veronica Roth) isn't either of those. But Stephanie Meyer did write The Host, that alien soul-posession one which was pretty dumb.
@@klg9549 yeah, I guess Twilight, The Host and Divergent are similar because they are in the same genre, and they all appeal to the same audience.
Oh and they are all shit.
@@woodwyrm Young Adult novels from 2000 and onwards seem to fall into the same shit tropes. Divergent, Twilight/The Host, The Hunger Games, The Mortal Instruments etc. Plain but beautiful everygirl protag Mary Sue falls in love with dangerous/bad boy #1, Mary Sue experiences drama in her life/related to her family and everything changes, Mary Sue meets Dangerous/Bad Boy#2, love triangle ensues, world changing drama ramps up, Mary Sue and her love triangle is forced into the drama etc etc etc.
I haven't read them, but Eragon and Percy Jackson books probably fall closer to the Harry Potter genre and probably with less hypersexual old maid author-syndrome.
Thumbnail
Trying to resist turning into a furry
"Trash goes to the trashcan." should be on a t-shirt.
So everyone else thought the thumbnail was a Jacob bukake, right?
I like that name. Guy-el or whatever lol.
my favourite anime returns :3
So no shortened version
The full version always gets posted first, and the shortened one shortly after. Keep up.
Uh, now you have to do the Breaking Dawns... I'm excited
Jacob is a member of the Adam Sandler clan now
41:59 - 43:10 was a real discussion 12 year old girls had when this movie came out. (I had the exact same conversation with my best friend who was team Jacob when I was team Edward 😂)
I feel I have to say this on every video:
Red eyes = drinks human blood
Golden eyes = drinks animal blood
Black eyes = hungry.
1:40:09 i know Adum is gehh, but bryce dallas howard is attractive while jessica chastain looks like a troll....they are different
Thought this was a davey wavey upload at first.
YES!!! 🙏 Thank you!
I love this commentary but I get so frustrated when important stuff gets talked over and they spend a whole minute wondering what happened when it could've been heard if they just listened. :( For example, Rosalie's explanation was talking about how she didn't have the choice to be a vampire despite Bella willingly choosing to be one. That's why Rosalie resents her.
it's not like Rosalie's opinion on Bella is important in the films. Maybe in the books, but with how little the side characters are really explored in the films it feels like a really lazy solution to fully explore the side characters.
@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves I mean sure I can agree it is lazy. I don’t think the plot she was giving was important, I just meant that it was important in terms of answering their question. It would be totally fine even if they knew the reason and still complained about it’s stupidity.
The eternal dilemma:
Kelly or Brenda?
Betty or Veronica?
Dawson or Pacey?
Edward or Jacob?
Spock or Kirk?
Kelvin or prime?
Luke or Han?
Heathcliff or Edgar?
Ds9 or Babylon 5?
Starbuck or duty or that other bird?
Bacon or sausage
Pepsi or coke
Sea or mountain
I was concerned by the thumbnail, but then quickly it turned to “OH FUCK YEAH NEW ADUM AND PALS SOON!”