"MY STICK!" - A Bad Lip Reading of The Last Jedi
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ธ.ค. 2019
- Yoda lectures Luke on the merits of his beloved stick.
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LYRICS (below):
Knock you in your head with my stick
With my stick
You gon' have a mark from my stick
From my stick
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick (I don't wanna)
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr
Yeah, you want my stick
Thunk your coconut with my stick
Look at my stick
You gon' feel the wrath of my stick
Fear my stick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Why'd you get so crotchety and mean?
Look at my stick
Why'd you drink that creature's milk, it's green?
Got me sick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't use my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
Don't you love my stick?
No, it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick and me take walks every day
Past the hooligans down by the ocean
When they laugh at my stick then they learn
How my stick is much denser than bacon
Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (so cute)
But when I would sleep little piggy kept waking me up (sold him)
People often fight about which birds are the best birds (do they?)
But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts of my stick
I disappear for years then reappear
Right here to cheer about my cool stick
When I was a little bitty kid
Little bitty kid
I had not yet found my mighty stick
Then I did! Mm-hmmm
I could break your stick using just my brain
My stick?!
I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain
Not my stick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
I don't want your stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp
Yeah you want my stick
I mean, it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my big boy stick
Bought a bag of venom and I wish I really, really, really didn't (it turns out)
Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (it's poison)
Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (it hurts good)
Everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pickup my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
#starwarstheriseofskywalker #babyyoda #badlipreading - ตลก
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No
yes*
Yessssss!
You mad genius
"But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst".
Luke: has flashbacks.
Yes
That log just had a child
Yep
Just got hit in the neck with a hackysack reading this... I wonder why.
@Kendall Bass Yeah, you have any idea where it came from?
That log really did have a child
*Annoyed Yoda noise*
My same thought
My stick was born from a log
LMAO
Now it's all coming together!
I love how, without the original canon, this is just some random old guy Luke met in a swamp when he was a teenager, and now, out of nowhere, when Luke has been retired for several dozen years - he reappears as a ghost and uses mysterious powers to blow up a tree and set it ablaze instantly, and then proceeds to rant about some nonsense about his stick and regretful past financial decisions.
He summons the Power of Boogie! Which has kept his Spirit Alive all those decades¹ after his death!
*¹- 30 years to be exact, from year 4 to 34 ABY **_(ABY = After the Battle of Yavin, which is a battle that occurred in Episode IV and resulted in the Destruction of the (1st) Death Star)._*
*Yoda died in 4 ABY, and the events of The Last Jedi happened in 34 BBY.*
The magic words are "MMM-AH-HA-HA-PHFRR"😂
You could make this so much worse by replacing st from stick with d
Bad lip reading liked the comment 4 years later lmao
I love the way Luke stares with pure shock when he learns that Yoda's stick is better than bacon.
Nothing, let me repeat that, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS BETTER THAN BACON! In all honesty, it was bacon that made Yoda's stick great!! PERIOD!!! 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓
@@AngelofDeath1431no his stick is better than bacon
There's no way that stick is better than bacon.
@@Noiceis74 That stick was imbued with the very essence of
🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓
I think we can all agree that Yoda is a fantastic singer
Yup
Better then bacon
He really is
And especially at yodeling
He has the voice for it
"That log had a child."
Some serious worldbuilding here.
I realized that too. Bad Lip Reading is genius.
1:34
Irrefutable evidence lol
@@thenumber27issomehowtaken what does it mean
Some serious WOODbuilding here.
This is better connected universe then marvel or even Stephen King
I love how Yoda is so confident in his stick
he used it's light force power to physically manifest lightning in the real world, while existing in the force nether realm, and destroy the great tree containing the malevolence of Darth Plagues (which was on the island as a test for luke to endure and learn from)
It's important for a man to be confident with own stick
@@Petaurista13I agree
@@Petaurista13that’s what she said
"my stick and me take walks everyday, passed the hooligans down by the ocean" that's my favorite line
I like the moment after he says that we're he says " they find out my stick is much denser than bacon.
Exactly
nice callback to the seagull song
Yeah, it's weirdly wholesome 😂
I like the implication that Yoda finally tracks Luke down after like 40 years just to musically harass him again
I started laughing at 0:33 because yoda did that so majestically and in song with power
Apparently his voice was so powerful he summoned lightning
The real reason Luke ran away for so long.
"What th- OH NO"
He knew EXACTLY what was coming.
LOL
Everybody gangsta till Yoda doesn’t get invited to a garden party
Nah everybody gangster till someone touches his stick
Everybody straight until you invite yoda to party and at the party you touch his stick
Iiiiiii
Nice Kardashian reference lol
I want a garden party
Remember, if disney takes this down, it's canon.
And if they don't, it's still canon.
Would have been great if Luke at end says: "You're still kinda pitchy..."
That would be great🎉
That's what I'm saying.
“Listen, man…I’m not your friend!”
@@KRobinson-ko1ne *DONT FALL ASLEEP*
Lmao yeah
I like this idea of Yoda being this omnipresent li'l goblin who haunts Luke by singing him songs and causing minor inconveniences
I could break your stick using my brain, make you wish you couldn't feel pain!
Don't mess with Luke either.
The real reason Luke cut himself off from the force
@@indistraction5414 hahaha wouldn't you aswell if you had Yoda fuckin appearing pretty much any time he feels like it XD 😂
Lol dab epic win
Forest fires are minor inconveniences
If Yoda's a ghost that means that the seagulls finally got him.
Mgh! Seagulls, Stop it now!
F
FyrFlyr he got hit by a bolder and they pecked at his keens
I will murder every seagull I see in the name of Yoda.
@@raptorwithagun5206 With a stick
this is the best thing to come out of the sequels
This is the best thing that came out of the 3 new Star wars Movie.
2016: Seagulls poke you in the coconut
2019: Yoda pokes you in the coconut with his stick
Yoda has become the thing he has sworn to destroy
You were suppose to destroy the seagulls not join them!
I guess being a Force ghost gives you seagull powers?
Because his stick is born from his log ♥️🖤
I guess he uses the stick against the seagulls now.
I love how Yoda is still pissed at the Seagulls that poked him on the coconut*
Curious what is wrong with the people who thumbs downed this.
And knees
Bergziege 😂 same
*coconut
Someday.
When you are older.
You may get hit by a boulder.
And as you're lying there, screaming "Come help me! Please!"
Those seagulls.
HMMMMM
Will poke your knees.
“My stick is better than bacon”
-a true legend
I love the growth Yoda’s inner journey has: first he was frustrated because a log had a stick child and after 40 years he’s grown to love the stick
My friend: what kind of music do you listen to?
Me: its complicated
I love your name
As long as you don’t ask me how I got internet on Endor, I won’t ask about your name.
Did you find a computer in the Death Star wreck?
Maybe... you a First Order Law Enforcement Officer?
I cannot properly convey the level of awesome that is this comment, especially combined with username. Just...this. So much this. Thank you for a great laugh tonight!
Luke still hasn't been hit by a boulder now that he's older.
Ben Solo crashed his stone hut down on top of Luke
Most likely
Except Luke died... while sitting *on a boulder.*
O_O
@Katya Carter yup
Omg Yoda was right
The way Yoda sings "My stick is better than bacon!" is so satisfying. What are some songs that have similar vocals? Because it sounds so rad!
I would say music by Steely Dan, Hall & Oates, and a lot of Yacht Rock from the 70’s/80s.
Any hozier song really
Black Keys-Fever sounds a little like this. I can't think of the few other songs this reminds me of atm and it's bugging me. There were bands out around 2010 that sounded like this.
"Son, come back…” he says it so calm before blowing a frickin tree up
I like how Yoda wanted to go to the party in the garden, and when he was told he couldn't, he blew up the whole garden, then proceeded to tell Luke how his stick was better than bacon as if that were the original argument.
Luke must not be a fan of vegan bacon (yodas stick)
D a b
Luke made it about the stick the moment he called it "just a stick." So Yoda, like the religious zealot he is, sat him down and in no uncertain terms, explained to him just how great it was.
I appreciate your in depth analysis.
Lol
“Born from a log” this has more continuity than most tv shows
Definitely more than Disney Star Wars
It comes from an Old meme they stole
Or the the sequel trilogy for that matter
And the part about seagulls and the kids on the beach
This is the only ood thing to come out of the new movies
Luke yelling at yoda always gets me
I love that all of these are on Spotify and I can listen to them while stocking shelves at work😂😂
How many people have started singing along with you?
The long awaited sequel to Seagulls, The stick awakens
Log have I waited
Doesn't Matter Beam Your arrogance blinds you, now you will experience the full power of the dark side of my stick!
Metal Jesus666 Revenge of the Stick
His stick must be the stick he found under neath the log in seagulls
Now we need a prequel.
When a song about seagulls gets a sequel and its a song about a stick thats better than bacon
Yeah this vid was an ehh..
There is a chicken duck lady waiting in the bushes of love
*bacon-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
There's already forums being created on how they're gonna end the trilogy. 😀
411Adidas This vidéo was catchy to me
"How bout you don't?" Has become one of my catchphrases.
1:56 The background vocals are so hypnotic, y'all make great music
Emperor Palpatine: takes Yoda’s stick
Yoda: *so death, you have chosen*
:3
Lol agreed
Chosen death you have
I once substituted his stick for bacon, it was a mistake... He tracked me down to planet bacon, fought his way in.
Screaming-from the other room
Yoda stole the log's child...
Indeed he did!
So that's how the story ends...
sticknapped?
it's the jedi way
Maybe the log was dead
How is this so catchy
✨ it's my big boy stick✨ every dog ever 😂💖
The final Star Wars movie we wanted:
Rise of the stick
I’m the 69th like, it feels good
But it's just a stick!
That's what she said 😉
Luke gets crushed by a boulder
_This Vid and that Log should've had an Abortion. What? is the BLR crew on STRIKE? Worst BLR vid/song ever!!! This vid is proof you should never let Autistic or Special Olympics people make BLR vids._
"What kind of music do you like?"
Me: "You wouldn't get it"
Lmao xD
Is that a joker reference or what 🤣
@@zod_1036 its a "i troll for likes" comment
Me at school everyday
I was dancing💃🕺to this. It's "catchy".
🥴🚬
Still here years later, this song will never die lol. Not my stick.
I love how Luke is speechless after yoda pauses his phrases. Amazing work, bad lip reading!
Lmao Yoda starts singing and Luke looks at him with horror like “ oh not this shit again”
Why is boss music playing?
Penguins bud
This deserves so much more likes 🤣🤣🤣
mr pay yoda, wielder of a log child
Luke: ah, sh*t here we go again
Bruh when Yoda harmonizes so hard he calls down lightning you know he’s about to lay down a sick beat
mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm don't you mean a stick beat~?
Stick beat
Damn it
Rikaku Tenshima I was gonna say that dang
Katie Smith you mean a stick beat
Everyone can agree that this is the best song
EVERYONE has heard!!!!
Message of the song on the surface: Take joy in the random things that make you happy
What the song is really about: Yoda has a really cool stick
Yoda: *Dies peacefully in his bed on Dagobah*
Yoda, sometime later: "I must go back to the guy who I told to kill his dad, to tell him how cool my stick is!"
No one:
Yoda:
Rian Johnson: you're welcome
I dont blame him its better than bacon
Hey
Not funny
The _real_ reason Luke went into hiding? Yoda's ghost kept appearing at random times to torment him with ridiculous songs.
i love this ;)
ridiculus songs??! 😦😠
Ahahaha indeed
Yeah, cuz he slept! Yoda told him "mmmm..... Don't fall asleep......... don't.....fall.......asleep."
What th- OH NO
"Better than bacon, my stick is. MMMMMM"
- Yoda
Edit: also the line when Yoda sang "Keep your mitts of my stiiiiiiiick was so smooth and amazing
this song still brings me a smile every time i listen to it
Things I learned from this:
1. His stick is better than bacon.
2. You can't touch his stick.
3. Seagulls are (still) the worst
4. There is no good reason to own a bag of venom.
5. Always bring Yoda to parties in the garden.
The venom one killed me
@@SheepSlayer It's poison XD
This video was very very educative...😂 not something you would learn in school.
@@dogmatic2553 definitly
Hooligans learned his stick is denser than back
My favorite genre of music is "Yoda Senile Musical Rant"
Oh wow
AHAHAHAH I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD AT A COMMENT IN YEARS
Saaaame. This made me laugh so hard lmaooooo
big channel
Yeeee same
This was truly a gift to the world
This would make the greatest Star Wars scence
Glad to see Yoda’s opinion of seagulls hasn’t changed much over the years.
Mine? Mine? Mine?
Just a bunch of fan service
Robo this video wasn’t funny. Bad lip reading has gone downhill.
@@spodergibbs5088 We found a lover of seagulls !!! GET HIM
Haha Yeah
“This is not the Christmas present we deserved but it’s the Christmas present we needed.”
This is the present we need, but don't deserve
Naw I wanted this
This is what we needed and wanted
Yes!!
See, now that we got this, we have to try and get a BETTER gift....
But only the *stick* is better than BACON. 😱
This song is so good that it cured my butt tickling and cancer
Yoda: Where's the boss? It's right here. My stick is the boss!
Me: nothing is better than bacon
Yoda: hold my stick.
Ah yes *yoga*
But no one can touch his stick
Wait never mind
Who is Yoga?
Auto correct my stick
Actually he wouldnt let anyone else Hold it
Mankind has peaked we can not go further than this
Before this the greatest thing we had accomplished was bacon.
you are 100% right.
@@xenlight8675 you mean bacooooommmmmmMMMMHHHMMMM
How hasn’t this reached treading
Something unique actually came on trending
Now if someone randomly shares this video link...
You just got "stick-rolled!"
Best one ever, this begins each day for me now. Best starter ever. I love that Yoda says "where's the fire?" And then boom "now that's a fire" 😅
This is dangerously catchy
I came here to say the same thing. I have to go to a dinner in 2 hours and I'm scared I'm going to be singing it for the next day, or maybe 7.
To be honest I'm quite happy that this replaced seagulls in my head 😂
that beat is t h i c c
You should watch seagulls stop it now by bad lip reading. It’s another yoda song. There are some references to it in this song like “we can all agree seagulls are the worst” and “my stick is my friend born from a logl
Why am I listening to this crap??
Luke turned around and was like “Oh god not this guy again”
🤣
STFU!!!!
And in these videos Luke always looks so lost to what’s happening 😂
@@meow_bastard Are you just jealous that your comments doesn't get many likes?
"Oh, no!"
bacon < my stick
I want more!!! I've been feeling depressed, medical type depressed and I don't know why but hearing this makes me instantly happy. And segulls. Thank you for this free medicine!! 😂❤
“Seagulls are definitely the worst” *has flashbacks of last song*
I disagree on the worst bird that dishonor goes to the Ibis look up the Ibis song
Lol yes they’re bloody annoying
Well actually we did lose a war too emus...
Stop it now!
I thought I was the only person would get that reference
The panic in Luke's eyes when Yoda starts singing
The panic when he recognizes him at the start is the best though. "What the- OH NO!"
"Not again!!!"
Luke: You are the size of a Youngling Yoda. I am going to go get the Youngling slayer 3000.
Lol
0:44 he remembered the last song
This is significantly better than the actual film
This is a better sequel then Disney could ever hope to make.
“Everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst.”
I raise you porgs.
Seagullitis
And the stick was born from a log
I second that opinion
One day when you are older, you could get hit by a boulder.
Luke got so crotchety and mean because he got hit by a boulder now that he’s older.
I wish I could like this comment twice
Or it's because Yoda never apologized for putting a fish in their basket
Tyler Lamp “Seagulls (Stop it now)” by a bad lip reading
Yeah and then the seagulls poked at his knees.
Naw! He just feels a bit too sick, cause that little green dude has a bigger stick.
I love all the songs you've done about Star Wars, but this one is definitely my favorite. "My stick is better than bacon" is in my head hahaha
Luke getting thrown across the island from a lighting bolt
Yoda: my stick is better than bacon
Seagulls are the worst.
Poke your knees !
Magpies are the worst, just ask the aussies.
Do you mean they ARE the worst
Seaqullls are the worst
Hey
I’m starting to think that this is the appropriate voice for a being that looks like Yoda
It's already Canon as far as I'm concerned
Just starting???
Don't fall asleep.
Don't. Fall. Asleep.
JustJedi exactly HAHAHUHU
Its just the voice of young yoda
And to think if we would’ve never of gotten the worst Star Wars movie of all time, we would’ve never got this timeless musical masterpiece.
This song continues to bring me joy.
Me: Studies for hours for an exam
My brain on the day of an exam: “My stick is better than bacon”
*you can't touch my stick*
Why are you thinking of your stick in exam
That happened to me! LOL
When I was a little bitty kid
Little bitty kid
I had not yet found my mighty stick
Then I did! Mm-hmmm
did you just sneaked into my Maths HL brain
I just realized that the “hooligans by the ocean” were the kids who hit him with a hacky sack.
The continuity is strong with this one.
Which part of his neck do you think it was?
I realized it the third time I listened to it
oMG
And the stick was born from his log friend that had a baby.
4 years later and I still love it😂
The quiet genius of this song is putting such a major cajun drawl on "bacon" that it becomes "bay-cawm"
I like how luke looks horrified when Yoda says that his stick is better than bacon
He’s scared of the truth
He scared of the power of the stick
Imma just shamelessly paste my comment here:
"You can't break my stick"
"And why is that?"
"My stick is better than bacon"
He’s probably bacon gang.
If you’re bacon gang..... *cringe*
He's scared of a powerful, insane Jedi master.
Not that he's run into that situation before.
Nope, never happens.
“My stick is my friend born from a log”
THAT LOG HAD A CHILD
A tiny little STICK!!!
This is the long awaited sequel to Seagulls stop it now confirmed!!!
so it did
So does that mean Yoda kidnapped the logs child?
And that child was the chosen one.
Came back after getting a hit of nostalgia.
He still hates Brenda and a bad guy hit him in the shin and he peed his pants...
Haha
I wonder if there is still a fish in his basket
Dont fall asleep
Dont fall asleep
I hope his shin gets better
Big man Vader hits hard
😂😂
His stick is better than bacon.
And denser
I want to taste his stick.
Excuse me I beg to differ
Bacmmmmmmmmm
NO
This was the greatest thing I've seen all day! Thank you so much for this! "My stick is better than bacon!" I'm going to try and play this on my guitar!
This is literally one of the greatest musical masterpieces to ever be bestowed upon this planet
Agreed
*that log had a child*
Now we need an ep3 song of Yoda talking to Gree after he found his stick under a log on Kashyyk minutes prior.
Commander Gree sounds hella confused in the background.
Mythic Bricks golden bruh
That child had a log??
I like how Yoda is dead serious about everything he says.
And it's all funky! LOL
Because it's all true, he's the wisest of the Jedi
*TRUE*
He looks angry when he says his stick is better than bacon
I like how Yoda is dead.
*_"Hey, eh- wha- I told you to staaahp!"_*
Oh my god why is every single song on your list amongst my top 10 songs. Every single one of these starwars songs have the best background charts/singing/synth work and rhythm. You are a master at music.
I will admit, that stick is *indeed* better than bacon
Wyatt Haskin So you tasted his _stick_ ?
@@IStMl yeah, it was oddly salty.
Ahem
Hey I’m not judging 🤷🏾♂️
Mitth'raw'nuruodo It’s too hard to say for sure, but what an odd comparison to make....A stick and some bacon
Yoda just wants to boogie
show you some dance moves.
No, I don't want you to
Said seagulls gonna come...
...poke me in the coconut
...And they did, they did.
Had me goin' like:
Waaaaahahahaaha
Ha
Waaaaahahahaaha
Had to come back to one of the best songs on the whole entire planet.
DUDE FR
who is here in 2024
Meeeee I learned this in 3d grade for May the 4 lol and I still love it
Me..?
Me
Me sadly
I cam from the past just to comment on seeing this in 2024.
I'd actually pay to go watch a two hour movie with this vibe.
I love wicked
@@vibrantlife4862 A person of culture I see 😉
I recommend the Star Wars Holiday Special
Umm who wouldnt
Breakin 2: Electric Bantha Pudu
Did Yoda just burn everyone to death at that party Luke was going to?
He's a crazy stalker, nobody else can have Luke and nobody knows him like he does!!!
Yeah Yoda can be a bit of a jerk sometimes...
Yes, they might have touched his stick.
Do you really need to ask?
Must of been a seagulls party
That “better than bacon mmmhhmmmmm” goes so hard
I love the funny lyrics and how good the lip reading is.