“The cadaver you can disconnect from it because it’s just a body, but when it has its pubes and fingernails painted, you’re like wtf is going on.” -chrissy
I always forget Chrissy Chaos is a really smart dude with a PhD until he breaks out all this knowledge. His current career couldn't be further away from what he did in college 😂😂
Hey Babe! This is the best podcast I never knew I needed ! Best pick me up to hear Chris story tell and Sal’s laugh and facial expressions give me life!
Literally I cut the tip of my finger off with a mandalin trying to slice cucumbers....the accuracy of Sal explaining it not bleeding at first and then the pain is so accurate 😂😂
My friend cut off the tip of his finger working in a deli cause he literally had to clean the machine after someone ordered the same meat they were talking about😂
It was out 2 hours before you posted this which is in the middle of the day in North America which is the predominant demographic I believe. Now there's 38,000 which is awesome I agree with you this is the best fucking podcast ever!
Legit am a huge fan of both of these guys now and so pumped for the Patreon and future of these guys. SHOUT OUT TO HOMELESS PIMP greatest video editing and funny zooms and effects. Happy to be part of the babes.
Thoroughly enjoy this podcast. I've been watching several podcasts by comedians for a while, few years at least, and I think you guys have it. Casual and hilarious yet informative. Keep it up.
CHRISSY D! "I can feel the pain in my butt" You get that too? If someone describes certain pain or discomfort I literally feel it in my ass, I've never met anyone else who suffers from "Ass empathy" as I call it. I still remember in preschool a girl described hurting herself during show and tell and i told the teacher it made my but hurt so they put me in time out, thats when I first learned about this underwhelming superpower.
Growing up in San Antonio, the whole Riverwalk/Alamo portion had me dying. I never thought about how weird it is that The Alamo and Ripleys are across from each other. AND the mall is directly behind it.
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I mean with that in-stereo ad read, how could I do anything but check them out!
How do I become a sponsor?
the ad read for headspace had me dying i’d be surprised if they still sponsor 😂😂
Chris says it's like saying someone cares about what underwear you have on... me undies "yeah we gotta pull back on this one"
Hand to god (shoutout god) this pod has become my favorite
Shoutout God, Shoutout Babes
YO SHOUTOUT GOD AND SHOUTOUT YOU!!!!! YASSSSSS
We know he's watching and reading the comments
Hahaha I died laughing
This made me laugh so hard
This podcast will have someone with adhd sit still. Topics are wild and out of left field. Lol
I have ADHD and I only looked at my phone 3 times😂
It is honestly perfect for me😂
For real hahaha
That’s me, lol
sal: throw one state at me
chris: vermont
sal: 👁👄👁
crying
@49:10
The “birth control” bit with sal’s phone going off is fucking hilarious. I laugh every time.
I don't get it. I must've missed that spot
@@jennifers.3818 6:18
Some women will set an alarm everyday for the same time to take their birth control consistently.
Can we get a double dose of Hey Babe every week? Thursday seems too long to wait 😩😂🥰🙃 Respectfully
That's why it's so good though, when you change the formula shit goes sideways
The Patreon, babe! 😄
@@PwnerforhighER True ! Case in point: Krabby Patty. Don't change it when it works lol
The Headspace ad is the only ad read I've ever sat through!
Haha same
This is my first time hearing it. First time listener of this particular podcast.
@Kevin meee toooo hahaha!
That headspace ad read was 😘 chef’s kiss perfect. THE BEST PODCAST EVER!!!
I started dying laughing in my car halfway through it. Like it just hit me how ridiculous it was.
Yo, I’m freaking out man.
Right?! I normally skip the ads on all podcasts. Not this one!
The headspace ad read is the only one I've never skipped. This is the way advertisers.
Pimp laughing in the background makes me laugh even more
I love how Sal is always yelling "Suck it, Takash" to a 7yr old hahahaha
I agree!! I died a little lmao
@1:09:55 😂 😎 🖖🏾
Make no mistake, he’s certainly not Chrissy Cold Cuts.
I was / am with him but what changes my opinion is a good tomato, and lightly toasted bread. Sometimes the cold cuts can be too cold.
@@juice8990 Good point. A little bit of warmth/heat will save the day for cold cuts. Lol.
Brilliant
@@WeBkInZgIrL7o7 I try. 💁🏻♂️
hes also not chrissy blm apparently so
We need a podcast with their dads
100% that will happen!
It’ll be on the patreon 😂
@@NoPreshNetwork it's been 9 months, give us that baby babes🙏
@@NoPreshNetwork do it
@@NoPreshNetwork PLEASE!!!!
“62,000 miles? I’m FIVE FOOT TEN!” When I say I *screamed*
The midday pickup I need on Thursday.
yassss!!!! LETS GET TO WERK!
Lfgggg
yesssssss
Hey babe
THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES
HEY babe
ALWAYS!!!! THURSDAYS WITH THE BABES 4 LYFE
@@chrisdcomedy 4 LYFE
YASSSSSS!!!!!! BEST DAY OF THE WEEK!!!
@@NoPreshNetwork Hey Babes to start my day, Impractical Jokers to end it
Give whoever edits these a raise, not a big one, but a raise
Someone told me bologna is like a hot dog pancake and since i had to hear that, you all do too 💀💀💀
OMFG THAT JUST BLEW MY MIND!!! D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G ILL NEVER EAT IT AGAIN....
I take it you dont eat hot dogs?
@@danm2084 not really no lol
whoever said that doesn't love you
That's 💯
That was the best AD read i ever heard. Never change it. _Head space_
Chris and Sal's chemistry makes peanut butter and chocolate look like Antifa and the Proud Boys.
WOW THATS A 10! TH-cam COMMENT HALL OF FAME LOL
That's fuckin funnnnny 👌
Chris and Yanni were better. Sal and Chris are great too though
Who?
Sal just vibes with most people, he’s a chill dude
Sal “You’re not bologna curious?” Vulcano
Sometimes the cut away after someone talks is what sends me 😂😂
I say we start a new trend at all coffee shops and bars - everyone start ordering AUNT EILEENS! Shout out Hey Babe!
SEND US THE VIDEO OF THAT LOL YASSSSS
As an ilene who drinks black coffee I approve!
The most positive fan base on the internet.
Shout out posting fan base!
“The cadaver you can disconnect from it because it’s just a body, but when it has its pubes and fingernails painted, you’re like wtf is going on.” -chrissy
colored pubes, hmmm
@@johnrhonolds2081 Can’t wait to see what they get in the mail.
I just discovered this pod last week, and I watched them all. I'm all in!
YASSSS!!!!
I watch your pod every Thursday before work when I’m eating my chicken tendies. Love you, babes!
SHOUT OUT CHICKEN TENDIES!
That headspace ad made me feel like I was in a cult for a second.
Along with the video glitches I'm legitimately terrified
You are. A yasss babe cult.
And today’s mantra is “yasss babeee yasss babeee yasss babbbbeee”
Shoutout cults
I’m struggling with some anxiety at the moment but this podcast gives me an hour of laughs and peace x 👍
Sal seems like the uncle that’s tired of bailing you out but still does just to make sure you get home safe.
I wanna be Sal when I grow up
ME TOO!
That headspace ad should’ve been Patreon content only, babes 😂
That headspace read was the best ad read I've I've seen on a podcast😂🤣😂🤣
Imagine looking at their google search history. One second they’re lookin up “Throat bone” then suddenly “Was James Buchanan openly gay?”
dont forget ‘properties of mustard’
The whole pod feels like to ADHD comedians just jumping from convo to convo with extremely different subjects and its best thing ever 😂😂😂
The only podcast to even make the adds funny 😂
Tim Dillon Show,you're welcome. 😁
@@josef2012 mmp
Tim Dillon, Duncan Trussell even funnier
Theo von. By far the best.
flagrant 2 sometimes
I'm a simple woman, I see a No Presh Network notif, I click.
What’s your @
@@yaboii7210 I respect the hustle my g
@@yaboii7210 Down to the core of the Earth huh
I love that the editing of the show is almost like a 3rd host making everything funnier.
I love how long these are
Perfecto 👌
THE CGI ROACHES PLEASEEEEEE IM DYINGGGGG
I actually didn’t skip the headspace ad because it was that funny.
The first ad I havent skipped through in longer than I cna remember
I have had a rough week and this just made me feel so much better. I love these guys😊😍
LOVE YOU BABE!!!
I’m still here to point out that we have still not yet heard the David Blaine story from Chris...maybe 5 episodes ago! Come onnnnn!! I wanna hear it!
Walking around constantly saying and singing Hey Babe to my family 😆 I love Thursdays because of you, babes 💕
When he said Vermont I couldn’t even think of a single city that exists there let alone the capitol 😂
"Your dabbling in boot drinking now???" 🤣
One of the best thing to happen through this Pandy is the meeting of these two mind's it works so well , thanks babes !
Thursday is a terrible day. Thanks for making it better boys.
It’s been a bad weeeek. Been waiting every day.
What's wrong with Thursdays?
The Tim Dillon impersonation is spot on!
I dont think HeadSpace is gonna send that check over guys...
chrissy taught me more in 5 minutes than the public education system taught me in 12 years...thanks babe
TiTi Jerry needs to be a guest on Hey Babe ASAP 10/10 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
THIS WILL HAPPEN BABE!
Titi Jerry is legit one of the most genuine people I’ve ever seen on a Podcast!
Oh man. You guys got me hooked. I watch the podcast and then later on in the week, I listen. Love this! ❤❤❤
I always forget Chrissy Chaos is a really smart dude with a PhD until he breaks out all this knowledge. His current career couldn't be further away from what he did in college 😂😂
I look forward to this podcast as much as "your moms house podcast" easily becoming one of my favorites
The Babes are back again! Can't wait to watch this tonight. Best podcast ever!
Love watching these podcasts while I take care of my little babe 🍼👶🏻 great way to start the day, haven’t missed an episode yet.
Hey Babe! This is the best podcast I never knew I needed ! Best pick me up to hear Chris story tell and Sal’s laugh and facial expressions give me life!
I NEVER listen to ads on podcasts. I do on this one. Everything about this is amazing
No words can explain how much this podcast has brightened up my lockdown days
WE ARE HERE FOR YOU BABE!
I’ve become obsessed with this pod. Chris and Sal are golden together. Also I love all the shout outs they have me dying.
Literally I cut the tip of my finger off with a mandalin trying to slice cucumbers....the accuracy of Sal explaining it not bleeding at first and then the pain is so accurate 😂😂
My friend cut off the tip of his finger working in a deli cause he literally had to clean the machine after someone ordered the same meat they were talking about😂
These guys do the best ADS !! This is the only podcast where I don’t skip over the ads 😂😂😂😂
The fact that this video has less than 4k views is disturbing. More people need to know about this podcast. I LOVE Y'ALL!
It was out 2 hours before you posted this which is in the middle of the day in North America which is the predominant demographic I believe. Now there's 38,000 which is awesome I agree with you this is the best fucking podcast ever!
I have barely seen any Impractical Jokers but just from this and Taste Buds, i really love sal. So entertaining and he gets heated
Calm down babe we have day jobs
Hey Babe, Relax.
You commented shortly after it dropped.
109k views in 2 days! That's beyond viral. Relax, don't be afraid. You just came too early babe.
Legit am a huge fan of both of these guys now and so pumped for the Patreon and future of these guys. SHOUT OUT TO HOMELESS PIMP greatest video editing and funny zooms and effects. Happy to be part of the babes.
Thoroughly enjoy this podcast. I've been watching several podcasts by comedians for a while, few years at least, and I think you guys have it. Casual and hilarious yet informative. Keep it up.
I have Lupus & just paused to tell you I spit out my drink at Sauls Lupus reference😭 first spit-take of my life💀
I have Lupus too and this by far the funniest reference ever!
CHRISSY D! "I can feel the pain in my butt" You get that too? If someone describes certain pain or discomfort I literally feel it in my ass, I've never met anyone else who suffers from "Ass empathy" as I call it. I still remember in preschool a girl described hurting herself during show and tell and i told the teacher it made my but hurt so they put me in time out, thats when I first learned about this underwhelming superpower.
I started watching that episode like 25 and decided to go back to the beginning and start from square one… Not disappointed at all!!!!!!❤️💕
You guys are magic together....you both keep the comedy rolling and I genuinely enjoy listening....you rock!
Thank u for uploading these so early babes 😫😘😘💛
The ending of this made me bust, Sal was like Macho man Randy Savage when they broke 30 seconds 😂
(Shout out head space!!!!) I love it ❤ its so amazing 😍 thanks for advertising it guys!😊
I'M ROLLING AT THE HEADSPACE AD READ HAHAHAHAHAHA THEM READING EVERY WORD AND AT THE SAME TIME IS THE GRADE 3 BOOK REPORT I NEVER ASKED FOR
"I'm just the holder." -Chrissy Carpenter
Just signed up for headspace ONLY because that ad was amazing!
I so needed this today. You guys are the best!
Love ya babes! You guys are getting me in trouble at work laughing my a$$ off 🤣
Hey babe is the best podcast ever, no doubt about it
Growing up in San Antonio, the whole Riverwalk/Alamo portion had me dying. I never thought about how weird it is that The Alamo and Ripleys are across from each other. AND the mall is directly behind it.
You babes break the world record for best podcast. Seriously. You make my Thursday’s brighter ☀️
My new favourite podcast, you guys are so funny! Thanks for always cheering me up
BABE, babe. This is my favorite podcast.
In my humble opinion 24:10, Sal’s reaction to Chrissy Cadaver is the BEST shot of the whole ep
I have NEVER listened to ads all the way through before today, but damn I was captivated by this one 😂 Well done boys
That ad read was straight out of the shining
These two are just a delight .
what i look forward to every week 🤘🏼LOVE YOU GUYS
one of the best eps you guys have done imho. thanks babes
THE ROACHES SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME THANKS BABES
I SCROLLED FOR A COMMENT SAYING THIS, I LITERALLY YELPED
@@JustAlley slight heart attack but no biggie 🥲
I have also never had a piece of bologna. I thought I was the only one!
Thursday’s are my favorite days. I live for hey babe now ❤️
Watching older Hey Babes while waiting for the 100th episode to drop!❤️🔥
Sally “Sliver Fingers” and Chrissy “No Cold Cuts” take over the sandwich game.
the only ad we've ever watched in full
This is the only podcast I actually look forward to watching and listening to!❤️
I found this podcast yesterday and I’ve been binge watching it siNce cause I absolutely love it
The best birthday gift is to wake up to a Hey Babe Podcast episode!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YOU BETTER GET UP AND DANCE TO THAT HEY BABE THEME SONG TODAY!! YAASSSSSS
HBD Babe!
Happy birthday!
Birthday babe
LMAO. The close ups!
I love this podcast so much I started from episode 1 cause I didn't want to miss any one the inside jokes and stories
Definitely the best way to start off your Thursday with Hey Babe! Best podcast hands down