Weird Abby I watched this before and after 2020... and I cannot understand how nothing can change the cops. They are so deadly they will do anything to hurt someone... someone of color...
In 2019 10 unarmed black people where shot 5 of them had attacked a cop moments before they where killed out of the 5 left, one was an accident. This leaves 4 people left, 2 of the 4 had claimed they had a gun or that they were going to shoot the cops. This means that 2 non violent unarmed black people were shot in 2019. 2 out of 41.4 million black people were shot for no reason. So do you still think all cops are racist?
DEFENSELESS CHILDREN born behind every invisible border on earth will use whatever alphabet, speak whatever language, salute whatever flag and worship whatever stone god they are told to. Bu after 3.8 BILLION YEARS o sharing our accumulating WISDOM acros all our countless generations. today, there is so much WISDOM in the world that itr takes 7 BILLION of us to carry it all. Unortunatedly our mediEVIL military dicatorships are made of words that are LIES and must curse, condemn invade and murder creation to defend their LIES from the TRUTH carried by Living Things.TRUTH must be stoned to death, burned at the stake, nailed to a cross and invaded by armies saluting and worshiping lies, to enable medEVIL dictatorships to remain in power over the children they've TRAINED to be retarded soldiers, slaves and cannon fodder, invading and murdering Creation to enforce the Dictator's LIES, made of mere words ,on the defenders of LIFE and TRUTH
@D W , I don't saluter flags, worship religions or believe faerie tales made of mere words. TRUST only your EYE to correct the national and religious lies made of mere words.Behind these invisible borders, the Babies were NOT BORN STUPID. Making the babies STUPID takes many years of "Education" using WORDS that are LIES. www.themiracleoflife.org/perfection/
@anonymous1312 could you be a bit more specific, like, what am I doing in general, what am I doing to promote world peace, what am I doing tonight, or what's up? Thank you VERY much;)
Fuhck Meh At the end of the day, America might be a terrible country, but it’s still my country. So it’s better to stay and fight for our rights and make it better, because not everyone who hates it can afford to leave.
for a sec i was like “why isn’t anyone wearing masks?” and then i realized this was 4 years ago 🤧 edit: this got a lot more likes than i thought it would so thank you for that but also it’s kinda scary seeing how many people still refuse to wear masks...
Every person has a subconscious bias and they don't even realize this. Introducing basic anthropology and sociology classes in basic curriculum would benefit the country greatly
The government has no interest in educating citizens. It's more difficult to manipulate citizens capable of critical thinking . Furthermore, anthology and sociology contradicts the bible.
It would also help if white churches would stop teaching that the color black=evil. That is not what the Bible says. It says that red is the color associated with evil. That is all insanity too, but teaching the black is makes people more afraid of black people.
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 If a show you a picture of a 6 foot tall woman and a 5 foot tall man, does that disprove the fact that men are more likely to be taller than women? Of course not. In the same vein, you linking a video of one incident does nothing to disprove the claim that police are more likely to target minorities. That's just how statistics work.
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Both terrible, terrible examples of police brutality. The police desperately need to be reformed from the ground up! What was your point again?
@@philliesarchive8470 my point was it's unfair that people say police only target black people when in fact they kill innocent white people all the time. and when I prove myself right they call me racist.
orrrrr because people are suddenly searching for it again because of current events and it's gaining traction then it goes "hmm, people seems to be interesting in this topic more now for some reason 🤔 maybe we should push it into recommendations so that more people will watch it and we'll get more money from advertizers!" But yeah, no, the algorithm's sense of humor is totally what made this pop up in your feed right now...
@@zacharyfletcher4253 I wonder why people of color dont trust the police. I could have something to do with the long and blood filled history of the police not only participating in the murder, harrassment and brutalization of those communities. But that's just my two cents.
@@genieglasslamp5028 some could say that about minorities. Cause how media portrays them. And politicians who dont try to fix the problem just put more cops in poor neighborhoods instead of education. programs to get people too learn a trade.
if a cop wanted dead black bodies they would simply stop being police as the extreme level of black on black crime if left unchecked would sky rocket past the extreme levels it is even at now. its cruel to tell someone hey we are going to daily put you in life and death situations where you have 1 second to make a snap decision if your going to see your kids tomorrow or not with low pay and by the way. do this for the next 40 years and if you ever make a wrong choice in that 40 years of service you are now a bigoted racist with no concern for their situation. the term "racism not only implies prejudices based on race but that it is also false information" however if you were to go to a place like new york 68% of all the people arrested for shootings were black but only 2.2% white. there are somewhat similar ratios when comparing other violent crimes as well. when you are a cop and the vast majority of for real violent offenders not innocents are black not white when you encounter something like that daily. there is a prominent black activist who said something interesting. “There is nothing more painful to me at this stage in my life than to walk down the street and hear footsteps... then turn around and see somebody white and feel relieved.” ― Jesse Jackson im sorry but when a black man fears black men more than white men. it is not simply a matter of race.
"HUMAN" is the accumulating WISDOM of the world shared across time. We are all DIFFERENT all the way down to our DNA so that when it is "Speed" that is required then the one with the fastest "feet" can save his brother. Only our COLD, DEAD, LYING MILITARY DICTATORSHIPS need to train babies to murder themselves for coins, flags, religions, invisible borders, race, politics and other LIES made of MERE WORDS. Only the TRUTH has been exactly the SAME for EVERY living thing that has ever existed on this planet. Humans became divided ONLY by their LIES.
@@pennylane9773 also I am white and have had my ass kicked by the cops too. Given I was guilty of a crime they didnt care for my statements so yeah they beat the shit out of me.
unless the crying person is black, then they will probably somehow end up getting arrested for sounding 'threatening'. just like the student who had a whole police squad roll up because a cop who had his gun trained on the student felt 'threatened' by the garbage grabber he was holding.
Roy : r all police biased Cop : yes the police have biases Roy : got him Jordan : got him? Who r u calling? Roy : black people, yes white dude, he said it, biased all of them, call black twitter
@John Smith lmao the point of this was to show that there is not one definitive answer to "are cops racist". You missed the point. It's not so black and white.
@All American Chutzpah Listen sweetie, I gotta go do my job now. Try not to get too lonely without me m'kay? I'll be back soon to give you more company! Promise!
@@marcellopez200 probably because that's not what he said. If that's what he wanted to say, it would have been said. When you ask a yes or no question, surprise, it's gonna be a yes or no. People critiquing the question are clearly uncomfortable with the answer, especially RN.
Should I also have to point out that in the simulator, the black actor comply to police command immediately, even though he is suppose to the innocent? I think that is an oversight. :o
@Science! this is the most intelligent unbiased reply i have ever seen on this topic. most people just say their side is right and forget facts from the other side and just call them morons. your objective view is a serious breath of fresh air. so thank you.
@@erenjager4698 There is nothing unbiased or objective about it. And that's fine, it doesn't have to be. But just because it's nuanced and you agree with it doesn't mean it's objective and unbiased.
I guess the racism stuff was really bad back then. Usually, it seems to be an isolated situation where someone gets called a racist because of something racist. However, with Bloomberg, that guy has always been a piece of garbage.
"I don't have any biases. I look at him and see a cool ass white dude. He's got his shirt tucked in. He looks like a weatherman." "I look at him and see a cool black man. He's got southern charm and no earrings. I like that." "I'm amazing." Yes, you are! Both of you are for pointing out racial issues through comedy/parody in difficult conversations most never wanted to have. "Nerdy Suge Knight" 😂
@@TheMightymo05 Then this parody went over your head. Everyone has internal biases based on family values, socioeconomic levels, geography... When they were describing each other, they were doing so by using stereotypes & natural biases. Jordan said "he doesn't have earrings (as if all black men wear jewelry) and I like that (he may prefer the no jewelry look bc it's what he knows & feels comfortable with)...
it doesn't matter the race. i hate when i see dudes with earring. nasty. i hate piercings in general though. i kind of have to tolerate to a certain extent with women
They are not having a conversation, they are lying and spreading propaganda and racist opinions. Most still refuse to have a conversation. I can't even imagine how a black cop feels today...betrayed? Only black people killed by white police are talked about even though double as many white people are killed per year. Even in this clip they do it. Also, if black cops are just as likely as white cops to kill a black person, then why are only white cops called racist? Do you know how many unarmed people are shot by police each year?? 40-80...Do you know how many were black last year?...9. But this is the only issue BLM cares about... So it should be called 0.00001% Of Black Lives Matter unless you want to start bringing to light the number of problems plaguing the black community.
th-cam.com/video/ryozrUEms5c/w-d-xo.html anyone who's a leftist, please explain to me why the cops in this video laughed and killed a white man in custody. fucking idiots. "only black people are targeted by cops". explain the video then retards.
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Wow there's a lot of unpack in that statement. 1) that man wasn't in custody. 2) that man wasn't targeted. 3) you should be mad about how the police mishandled that situation. 4)black people can be targeted police and white people can be killed by police they're not mutually exclusive. Need any more explanation?
Shout out to Cheif Mike Koval at least he is trying. A lot of people in his position quit or pretend like there are no issues. The weak lay down while the strong stand up. Mr. Koval your a real man and I wish you nothing but the best.
Immigrants cross oceans escaping the Dark Ages of the Old World so we could speak freely here without being stoned to death, burned at the stake or nailed to a cross for sharing the accumulating wisdom of the world HERE. FRom the beginning of America, PROTEST has been the MOST PATRIOTIC thing Humanity could do, replacing the national and religious lies being believed with the truth that every EYE could SEE and KNOW., saving the future from the escalating nuclear war of mere words between the enforcers of LIES and the defenders of LIVES.
As a person in such position of power, it takes real guts to admit that issues like such exist, he is trying to do something but situation is still not better. But still doing something is better than doing nothing.
Johnson didn't necessarily target white people, and didn't necessarily target police officers, he was only targeting police officers who were also white.
yaa It's rewind time shooting someone or not liking them because they are a white cop with the focus of them being white is racist, not liking cops or just shooting cops because they’re cops isn’t racist. Cop isn’t a race.
th-cam.com/video/ryozrUEms5c/w-d-xo.html anyone who's a leftist, please explain to me why the cops in this video laughed and killed a white man in custody. fucking idiots. "only black people are targeted by cops". explain the video then retards.
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 I know this is 2 months old, but white people are killed by the cops for their actions, Black people are killed by the cops for being Black, that's the difference. It does sound like we can agree on the fact that a cop should not be an executioner.
@@henry0798 th-cam.com/video/_c-E_i8Q5G0/w-d-xo.html then why was a white man murdered in the SAME exact way Floyd was? shut the fuck up and stop lying
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 One example of police brutality against a white guy without cause, you've really blown the whole BLM argument out of the water! Btw the cops in the video you sent are just as vile as the ones who killed Floyd. All cops are, and that's why we should defund. NOBODY should be killed by a cop for absolutely no reason.
How did I never know who Jordan Klepper was before today? My life has been enriched ten-fold. Nerdy Shug Knight 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰 "Who you calling?" "Black people." "Oh cool lemme get that number..."
I swear to god I laughed so hard after he said that. I even immediately paused the video and came to the comments to see who else laughed at that like I did, omg.🤣🤣🤣
+Mr. Tulip It wasn't funny why do you hippsters or millennial or whatever the fuck you call yourselves find dumb things funny. Just because someone make a reference to Lethal Weapon in a comedy skit it doesn't automatically make it funny. Naming some movie from 1988 is suppose to make a person laugh. Come on man. It wasn't funny.
+Pharaoh J7 yeah well i was there too and everyone in the audience was jerking off while guzzling down protein shakes with donald trump in the background burning the qu'ran in front of 300 muslims
I’m glad that when the white dude said “somebody who gets shot next month” it didn’t come off as comedy to the audience, it was taken seriously because it was true. And that shot resonated through the audience.
I hear you Sierra, these people in the comments are abusive, ignorant, stupid or all 3. They are just salty that this is the end of the road for the #MAGAtards
+Aaron Are you kidding me? I was choking as well, on a winegum...also suddenly fearing my life. It's midnight here and the mean neighbour is having loud intercourse, so I'd be forced to ask hér to help me. I'm so glad I managed to cough it up again.
th-cam.com/video/ryozrUEms5c/w-d-xo.html anyone who's a leftist, please explain to me why the cops in this video laughed and killed a white man in custody. fucking idiots. "only black people are targeted by cops". explain the video then retards.
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 no sane person is saying only black people are targeted, they’re saying that black people are targeted far more, one white one person being murdered does not prove cops aren’t racist.
@@noahwilson1641 James Murdoch, who became Chief Executive Officer of 21st Century Fox in 2015, holds more progressive views than his father or older brother, Lachlan Murdoch, and that those views have created friction within the family to some degree. After Fox was acquired by Disney in March 2019, Murdoch's son was named as the Chairman and CEO of the Fox Corporation. theintercept.com/2019/03/30/lachlan-murdoch-fox-news/
this aged like fine wine.
I laughed so hard at this before. Now it just makes me sad.
Nah this aged more like a fine milk. It’s so old it just makes me wanna throw up.
Weird Abby I watched this before and after 2020... and I cannot understand how nothing can change the cops. They are so deadly they will do anything to hurt someone... someone of color...
@@Wish-es wow... ignorance is bliss
jj New york da fucck yeah! Cops go out there and shoot anyone of color! That’s why the statistics show it.... right??
These two guys need a movie together, honestly.
they need to stop being racist
none of your fucking business bruhhhh
@susan ivy h
after trump wins again, now it's to hot.
this video is hilarious though
"STOP CRYING" HAHAHAHA lost it! That Dave Chappelle's tone
+Lus Paul i notice that too
+Lus Paul Haha, yeah. Shoulda been like "Stop cryin', bitch".
Chappelle's still the best, I regularly watch his old stand ups.
+Lus Paul We're gonna need a white female officer to get down here immediately.
Spaceship Roderick
+Drunken Rooster I've never saw someone try so hard to upset people and fail so miserably at it
When you realize that this was five years ago and nothing fucking changed
yup
Nothing changed the last 6o years lol and it won’t probably the next 60 years
I only understood that when I heard that the incident was 6 months before. I literally thought it was a 2020 video 😞😬🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳
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Yep
Why do I keep making the mistake of looking at youtube comments...
They just get progressively worse as you go down.
Cause 40% of the time its filled with shits and giggles? Ok make that 20%.
+EnterRapture I still wonder the same...
me too i would be fine then i read the comments ...i should be the only one giving my opinion
I know right?
Coming back here after almost 5 years, and realizing that history is just repeating itself.
Was going to type the same..
@@itsmehope there will always be rascists like there will always be murderers and rapists. Will always exsist
karenkristie and it will always repeat, sad but true.
In 2019 10 unarmed black people where shot 5 of them had attacked a cop moments before they where killed out of the 5 left, one was an accident. This leaves 4 people left, 2 of the 4 had claimed they had a gun or that they were going to shoot the cops. This means that 2 non violent unarmed black people were shot in 2019. 2 out of 41.4 million black people were shot for no reason. So do you still think all cops are racist?
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Im thinking "why is Roy in the back?" Literally the next thing out of his mouth is "why the hell am I in the backseat?" 😂😂😂
Lol same
You know there’s an issue when our political news is on Comedy Central.
Nerdy Shug Knight still cracks me up even in this heartbreaking time.
it’s funny though
How long took it for u to realize that while trump is president?
@@lichmaster2 How long took it for you to pass an English test?
Never seen the daily show huh?
How interesting that TH-cam recommended this to me just now
Election year again!!
Same
Shut up Eleven.
DEFENSELESS CHILDREN born behind every invisible border on earth will use whatever alphabet, speak whatever language, salute whatever flag and worship whatever stone god they are told to.
Bu after 3.8 BILLION YEARS o sharing our accumulating WISDOM acros all our countless generations. today, there is so much WISDOM in the world that itr takes 7 BILLION of us to carry it all.
Unortunatedly our mediEVIL military dicatorships are made of words that are LIES and must curse, condemn invade and murder creation to defend their LIES from the TRUTH carried by Living Things.TRUTH must be stoned to death, burned at the stake, nailed to a cross and invaded by armies saluting and worshiping lies, to enable medEVIL dictatorships to remain in power over the children they've TRAINED to be retarded soldiers, slaves and cannon fodder, invading and murdering Creation to enforce the Dictator's LIES, made of mere words ,on the defenders of LIFE and TRUTH
@D W ,
I don't saluter flags, worship religions or believe faerie tales made of mere words. TRUST only your EYE to correct the national and religious lies made of mere words.Behind these invisible borders, the Babies were NOT BORN STUPID. Making the babies STUPID takes many years of "Education" using WORDS that are LIES.
www.themiracleoflife.org/perfection/
Those reporters can be in a movie together.
It'll be too corny and not funny.
Swimislife620 awww you offended?
Swimislife620 lmao ok boomer
Seriously these two guys need their own show. Every Wednesday night.
The old Colbert-Stewart dynamic
Tori Temple I need the drugs you have. This is not comedy
@@DanHovarter Oh okay Loki reborn as Carlin's grandson. Gimme a joke then.
D Hova yeah, Fox News is
Yessssssssssss agreed
“Black Twitter?”
“You don’t know Black Twitter?”
“No.”
PLSKAJSJX
PLEASE
Wtf is PLSKAJSX
@Sophia Degand Smashing your keyboard translates to laughing?
Is there a black Twitter 😏
"stop crying" now that is proper handling of a bad situation
Cammy H, it's definitely gonna work 100% /s
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@@qbrady396 what the hell are u doing?
@anonymous1312 could you be a bit more specific, like, what am I doing in general, what am I doing to promote world peace, what am I doing tonight, or what's up? Thank you VERY much;)
"who are you calling?"
"... black people."
I DIED
@@lucia4916 dude same. That shit had me weak.
Couldn't wait for the meeting
The funny thing is: in Germany we call that specific cookie an American. Now it all makes sense to me. 😂
Fuhck Meh Haha in Germany we call America an third World Country, too. xD
Mary Jane lmao can confirm America is a dumpster
😂
Fuhck Meh At the end of the day, America might be a terrible country, but it’s still my country. So it’s better to stay and fight for our rights and make it better, because not everyone who hates it can afford to leave.
@@fuhckmeh4748 hell yeah! authoritarianism 2020
Is nobody gonna talk about how he called the guy "nerdy Suge Knight"
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated joke
Searched the comments specifically for this comment.🤣
a few member of the audience got that joke lol
for a sec i was like “why isn’t anyone wearing masks?” and then i realized this was 4 years ago 🤧
edit: this got a lot more likes than i thought it would so thank you for that but also it’s kinda scary seeing how many people still refuse to wear masks...
😂
You know it’s 2020 when you see the masks
Yeah unfortunately the only ones willing to openly discuss this issue up to now has been comedians. It’s about time the rest of the world caught up.
But no one's wearing masks anymore where I am
>:(
J L, keep wearing a mask yourself then. Keep hand sanitizer with you. Stay alive.
Every person has a subconscious bias and they don't even realize this. Introducing basic anthropology and sociology classes in basic curriculum would benefit the country greatly
Bingo!
Absolutely. Needs to be part of middle and high school curriculum. Social education is equally important to other subjects.
The government has no interest in educating citizens.
It's more difficult to manipulate citizens capable of critical thinking .
Furthermore, anthology and sociology contradicts the bible.
It would also help if white churches would stop teaching that the color black=evil. That is not what the Bible says. It says that red is the color associated with evil. That is all insanity too, but teaching the black is makes people more afraid of black people.
I agree!!
Got em....
What are you doing?
Calling black people ahahaha i died
Black Twitter is real
Lmao!
That was great! 🤣
YES! LOL. I HOLLERED!!! 👀😭😭😭
That information is from www.nsm88.org/.
"I'm calling black people."
"Lemme get that number"
😂
😂😂😂
Hello. Black People
😎😳
Damn thing cut out again.
I can't stop laughing!!! I can't believe the cops agreed to this
ikr
Why wouldn't they? Obviously makes fun but proves the point. Besides every american wants to be on tv.
right!
They have PR cops that thought this would be a good idea. Plus I know cops that love TDS.
DaMarakuHD If i were a cop I'd probably agree to this bullshit video, it's about as pathetic as the narrative behind the motivation.
Nerdy Shug Knight still cracks me up even in this heartbreaking time.
🤣🤣🤣
Omg 😆
IKR!? 🤣🤣🤣😆🤣😆
Same...great line.
Lol I was about to post the same thing and wondered Who else thought the same thing
to everyone who says ‘all lives matter’... if ‘all lives matter’, why aren’t you mad too?
Cuz I’m not racist.
@@jamesallmon7756 let me get this straight: you’re racist if you support minority lives?
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 If a show you a picture of a 6 foot tall woman and a 5 foot tall man, does that disprove the fact that men are more likely to be taller than women? Of course not.
In the same vein, you linking a video of one incident does nothing to disprove the claim that police are more likely to target minorities. That's just how statistics work.
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Both terrible, terrible examples of police brutality. The police desperately need to be reformed from the ground up! What was your point again?
@@philliesarchive8470 my point was it's unfair that people say police only target black people when in fact they kill innocent white people all the time. and when I prove myself right they call me racist.
I wonder how awkward that must have been for the role players.
+Blackbird I bet they were just trying not to laugh.
+jumbowana or if they were even informed this was a comedy skit and not an actual serious news report lol
+Blackbird FYI we call them 'correspondents'
This TH-cam algorithm got a strange sense of humor
Ijs. I looked at it like... so y’all just gonna recommend this like... right now, right now? Y’all ain’t gone wait another year or.
orrrrr because people are suddenly searching for it again because of current events and it's gaining traction then it goes "hmm, people seems to be interesting in this topic more now for some reason 🤔 maybe we should push it into recommendations so that more people will watch it and we'll get more money from advertizers!"
But yeah, no, the algorithm's sense of humor is totally what made this pop up in your feed right now...
"Why the hell am I in the back seat". 😂😂 I'm dead
No, he is.
@Isaac Fernandez - I never gave it a thought until he mentioned it. Then, it was funny.
Because the cop was racist
“racism against the cops” bro you can’t be racist against a JOB
Why can’t you ? Racism has a new meaning today . There are people who think black people cannot physically be racist .
@@zacharyfletcher4253 stupid biases
Yea, just like you cant be racist against a religion like islam
@@zacharyfletcher4253
I wonder why people of color dont trust the police. I could have something to do with the long and blood filled history of the police not only participating in the murder, harrassment and brutalization of those communities. But that's just my two cents.
@@genieglasslamp5028 some could say that about minorities. Cause how media portrays them. And politicians who dont try to fix the problem just put more cops in poor neighborhoods instead of education. programs to get people too learn a trade.
The thing that annoys me is that most of cops defend other cops even when they do something clearly wrong or racist.
Ramon Peters brain washed and hand picked to be brainwashed
@Santiago Colla Every time I hear a story of a cop doing something wrong, police chiefs or other cops defend hum/her regardless.
It’s called brotherhood for them.
Santiago Colla I know, just another way of saying, they stick up for each other like brotherhood.
if a cop wanted dead black bodies they would simply stop being police as the extreme level of black on black crime if left unchecked would sky rocket past the extreme levels it is even at now.
its cruel to tell someone hey we are going to daily put you in life and death situations where you have 1 second to make a snap decision if your going to see your kids tomorrow or not with low pay and by the way. do this for the next 40 years and if you ever make a wrong choice in that 40 years of service you are now a bigoted racist with no concern for their situation.
the term "racism not only implies prejudices based on race but that it is also false information"
however if you were to go to a place like new york 68% of all the people arrested for shootings were black but only 2.2% white. there are somewhat similar ratios when comparing other violent crimes as well. when you are a cop and the vast majority of for real violent offenders not innocents are black not white when you encounter something like that daily.
there is a prominent black activist who said something interesting.
“There is nothing more painful to me at this stage in my life than to walk down the street and hear footsteps... then turn around and see somebody white and feel relieved.”
― Jesse Jackson
im sorry but when a black man fears black men more than white men. it is not simply a matter of race.
"Either they're racist... or they're not."
Only a Sith rules in absolute...
It’s scripted programming...
What do you think they were setting up?
wow. beautiful
Impossible, Perhaps the archives are incomplete
"HUMAN" is the accumulating WISDOM of the world shared across time.
We are all DIFFERENT all the way down to our DNA so that when it is "Speed" that is required then the one with the fastest "feet" can save his brother.
Only our COLD, DEAD, LYING MILITARY DICTATORSHIPS need to train babies to murder themselves for coins, flags, religions, invisible borders, race, politics and other LIES made of MERE WORDS.
Only the TRUTH has been exactly the SAME for EVERY living thing that has ever existed on this planet. Humans became divided ONLY by their LIES.
Babies are not BORN STUPID, making babies STUPID takes many years of "education"
It's sad that this bit is 4 years old
Adam Groves OMG I didn't even realize that
Well guess what? racism and police brutality is older than 4 years..
@@pennylane9773 no way
@@pennylane9773 also I am white and have had my ass kicked by the cops too. Given I was guilty of a crime they didnt care for my statements so yeah they beat the shit out of me.
@@adamgroves1188 right it's wrong no matter the race. They aren't judge and jury
Honestly, Roy yelling “STOP CRYING” at the woman was a pretty spot on impression of how cops handle situations like that lol
unless the crying person is black, then they will probably somehow end up getting arrested for sounding 'threatening'. just like the student who had a whole police squad roll up because a cop who had his gun trained on the student felt 'threatened' by the garbage grabber he was holding.
Pleasantly surprised by how both entertaining and educational this was
Black Twitter is hilarious tho
Jonathan Lumbreras it’s black twitter idk how to explain it lol
@Jonathan Lumbreras it's like a subtwitter of mostly black users that tweet from the "black perspective" on all manner of issues
@Jonathan Lumbreras uh ya, it's called Twitter
Jonathan Lumbreras Yeah dude, they tweet about casserole recipes and homemade Etsy stuff
Black Twitter with like Night Mode........
Just a non-racist comment passing through...
+Javier Ocampos depends.... are you a black comment or a white comment?
You're racist towards racist comments
+Javier Ocampos I use racist comment , ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
+tekobari I'm green. Work too much. :|
Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity.
Roy: Stop crying! Stop crying!
Ok but me in any remotely emotional situations
Lol nice picture I LOVE HAMILTON
03:50 “Nerdy Suge Knight”. 🤣
Brian J Malmsteen KILT ME 😭
Yassssss!
Get your like and leave... You made me LOL.
Nerdy suge Knight was funny
Spit my coffee out my nose.
Roy : r all police biased
Cop : yes the police have biases
Roy : got him
Jordan : got him? Who r u calling?
Roy : black people, yes white dude, he said it, biased all of them, call black twitter
@John Smith good job, you learned nothing.
@John Smith thank you for learning nothing sir
@John Smith lmao the point of this was to show that there is not one definitive answer to "are cops racist". You missed the point. It's not so black and white.
@John Smith lol u funny...
@@didithdidith8303 no, not all cops are racist. You're still missing the point that, whether you like it or not, everyone has bias. Including police.
"we're gonna need a white female offier to handle this..." LoL
GET ON THE GROUND!
As a white female I will attest to that most white females would handle that situation better than he did....
... as would most other people as well.
@All American Chutzpah wow. Just when you are talking racism a sexist asshole shows up
@All American Chutzpah Listen sweetie, I gotta go do my job now. Try not to get too lonely without me m'kay? I'll be back soon to give you more company! Promise!
Its all "Shits" and "Giggles" until someone "Giggles" and "Shits".
This
I lost my s*** off this😂😂😂😂
- Confucius
“someone who gets shot next month”
that was deep
Well you're safe. I'm sure. Now for serious. It's hard to be a cop in the US. I reckon. And in certain areas for colored people.
...yes that statement hit hard to those who caught it😔
Saying "colored people" is an offensive term. I recommend saying "people of color" instead please.
@@cainotconnie1673 I hope you are referencing George Carlin
Asking “Are all ____ “ anything is generally going to be a no, unless you ask something like are all spiders arachnids...
No shit. The whole video is satirical. It was rhetorical question lol 🤣
No
So your solution is "asking this type of questions doesnt get any answers except for when it does get answers"?....
@@imbored6037 no his solution is, that people should stop talking in general terms and stop being biased. How did you not get that?
@@marcellopez200 probably because that's not what he said. If that's what he wanted to say, it would have been said. When you ask a yes or no question, surprise, it's gonna be a yes or no. People critiquing the question are clearly uncomfortable with the answer, especially RN.
"The problem is a cookie."
-Trevor Noah 2015
Newton Conniglio Sounds like mathematics to me...
🤔 pretty sure erbody still sleeping on that... &thus we eating da fckN cookie no matter how distasteful or grotesque its appearance
He said, “Nerdy Suge Knight”. I can’t. 😂
Spot on lol😂
When Jordan Handled that domestic violence simulator I literally fell out of my chair.
that shit was hilarious lol
Same here ! I Fell hard ! Super funny !!!!
Should I also have to point out that in the simulator, the black actor comply to police command immediately, even though he is suppose to the innocent? I think that is an oversight. :o
They should have a time machine to see what’s going on now
That's almost what yt is. We can go back and look at what happened
I'm fairly sure they're all still alive. They used the time machine called 'life.'
@Science! this is the most intelligent unbiased reply i have ever seen on this topic. most people just say their side is right and forget facts from the other side and just call them morons. your objective view is a serious breath of fresh air. so thank you.
@@erenjager4698 There is nothing unbiased or objective about it. And that's fine, it doesn't have to be. But just because it's nuanced and you agree with it doesn't mean it's objective and unbiased.
whats going on right now?
0:20 lmao bloomberg still being roasted years before his election campaign
He’s always been a polarizing figure
xd ae Still?? You mean already
I guess the racism stuff was really bad back then.
Usually, it seems to be an isolated situation where someone gets called a racist because of something racist.
However, with Bloomberg, that guy has always been a piece of garbage.
The "Somebody who gets shot next month" at 8:59 was a really good line
“Tell black twitter”
🤣🤣🤣
This is like an episode from The Office
@@CL-dy7ni a combination of Dwight and Michael
Steve Carrell started as a _Daily Show_ correspondent
"I don't have any biases. I look at him and see a cool ass white dude. He's got his shirt tucked in. He looks like a weatherman."
"I look at him and see a cool black man. He's got southern charm and no earrings. I like that." "I'm amazing." Yes, you are! Both of you are for pointing out racial issues through comedy/parody in difficult conversations most never wanted to have. "Nerdy Suge Knight" 😂
Nerdy Suge Knight 😂😂 funny af!
WTF does an earring have to do with anything?
@@TheMightymo05 Then this parody went over your head. Everyone has internal biases based on family values, socioeconomic levels, geography... When they were describing each other, they were doing so by using stereotypes & natural biases. Jordan said "he doesn't have earrings (as if all black men wear jewelry) and I like that (he may prefer the no jewelry look bc it's what he knows & feels comfortable with)...
it doesn't matter the race. i hate when i see dudes with earring. nasty. i hate piercings in general though. i kind of have to tolerate to a certain extent with women
They are not having a conversation, they are lying and spreading propaganda and racist opinions. Most still refuse to have a conversation. I can't even imagine how a black cop feels today...betrayed? Only black people killed by white police are talked about even though double as many white people are killed per year. Even in this clip they do it. Also, if black cops are just as likely as white cops to kill a black person, then why are only white cops called racist? Do you know how many unarmed people are shot by police each year?? 40-80...Do you know how many were black last year?...9. But this is the only issue BLM cares about... So it should be called 0.00001% Of Black Lives Matter unless you want to start bringing to light the number of problems plaguing the black community.
Don't know why, but there are big Brooklyn nine-nine vibes in here
Roy: got him, white dude just said it! Bias all of 'em🤣🤣 so hillarious!!
th-cam.com/video/ryozrUEms5c/w-d-xo.html anyone who's a leftist, please explain to me why the cops in this video laughed and killed a white man in custody. fucking idiots. "only black people are targeted by cops". explain the video then retards.
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Wow there's a lot of unpack in that statement. 1) that man wasn't in custody. 2) that man wasn't targeted. 3) you should be mad about how the police mishandled that situation. 4)black people can be targeted police and white people can be killed by police they're not mutually exclusive. Need any more explanation?
Shout out to Cheif Mike Koval at least he is trying. A lot of people in his position quit or pretend like there are no issues. The weak lay down while the strong stand up. Mr. Koval your a real man and I wish you nothing but the best.
Immigrants cross oceans escaping the Dark Ages of the Old World so we could speak freely here without being stoned to death, burned at the stake or nailed to a cross for sharing the accumulating wisdom of the world HERE.
FRom the beginning of America, PROTEST has been the MOST PATRIOTIC thing Humanity could do, replacing the national and religious lies being believed with the truth that every EYE could SEE and KNOW., saving the future from the escalating nuclear war of mere words between the enforcers of LIES and the defenders of LIVES.
for centuries, the Humans have been defending life from the starving rabid predators.
@@ThomasPanto Imagine calling the better part of the Earth the "Dark Ages of the Old World" lol.
Not sure what comment Thomas Panto is replying to, but I just wanted to agree about Chief Koval & add that his accent is great
As a person in such position of power, it takes real guts to admit that issues like such exist, he is trying to do something but situation is still not better.
But still doing something is better than doing nothing.
“Racism against the cops.”
Me: what...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_shooting_of_Dallas_police_officers
@@davidg2479 What has that got to do with cops being a race?
Johnson didn't necessarily target white people, and didn't necessarily target police officers, he was only targeting police officers who were also white.
Jiminie~~
yaa It's rewind time shooting someone or not liking them because they are a white cop with the focus of them being white is racist, not liking cops or just shooting cops because they’re cops isn’t racist. Cop isn’t a race.
Me here watching thinking this was a recent video but it's actually *5 years ago* . *NOTHING* has change.
"Nerdy Suge Knight" I choked!
Mister Itchy not enough laughs lol
Had me dying 🤣💀
💀💀💀💀
"I've seen Bad Boys."
"Yeah I'll bet."
I almost died at "nerdy Suge Knight" lmfao
I'm dying of laughter now
same!
lmao right when I read this that part came up on the video
yup 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"Shirt tucked in. Look like a weather man" 😭😂
"I am amazing" this dude is awesome
Why nobody talking about how hilarious Nerdy Suge Knight is??? "𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓫𝓪𝓭 𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓼
"
That's not who he was calling nerdy suge Knight. He was calling the guy with a beard and glasses nerdy suge.
I'm laughing really hard but there's a shadow of panic underneath.
th-cam.com/video/ryozrUEms5c/w-d-xo.html anyone who's a leftist, please explain to me why the cops in this video laughed and killed a white man in custody. fucking idiots. "only black people are targeted by cops". explain the video then retards.
I'm laughing Trump lost Biden is his daddy January 20 2021 Biden inauguration day president Biden is you're president suck it up buttercup
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 I know this is 2 months old, but white people are killed by the cops for their actions, Black people are killed by the cops for being Black, that's the difference. It does sound like we can agree on the fact that a cop should not be an executioner.
@@henry0798 th-cam.com/video/_c-E_i8Q5G0/w-d-xo.html then why was a white man murdered in the SAME exact way Floyd was? shut the fuck up and stop lying
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 One example of police brutality against a white guy without cause, you've really blown the whole BLM argument out of the water!
Btw the cops in the video you sent are just as vile as the ones who killed Floyd. All cops are, and that's why we should defund. NOBODY should be killed by a cop for absolutely no reason.
Dude comedy is such a powerful, effective, engaging tool that can do so much good in overcoming fear and bias, we need more of this
How did I never know who Jordan Klepper was before today? My life has been enriched ten-fold.
Nerdy Shug Knight 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰
"Who you calling?"
"Black people."
"Oh cool lemme get that number..."
I swear to god I laughed so hard after he said that. I even immediately paused the video and came to the comments to see who else laughed at that like I did, omg.🤣🤣🤣
He is AMAZING.
Its spelled suge nicole
I'm still laughing about the nerdy shug knight. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
And I like ya'and I want cha'
I fell out at "nerdy Suge Knight!"
IKR?! The audience was dyyinnn too lmaoo
Me too🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best part😂😂😂
“Somebody who gets shot next month” it hurt because it’s true
EGroup she posted in March he was shot in may
I cant breathe
Just shows how bad the issue really is when it’s so predictable
“Why the hell am I in the backseat?” LMAO 😂
Really respect the police chief. He knew there was a problem and strove to correct it, unlike most of them that deny a problem exists.
No most of them do know that there is a problem
"Who are you calling?"
"Black people"
"You should let me get that number"😂😂😂😂
Alisia Hixson The cop mouthing "black twitter?" lmao
THOTTY
The look on Roy's face when Jordan put the police jacket on. Omfg 😂😂😂
This was four years ago? I thought they were talking about 2020 protests
Same tbh
"stop shooting it's empire" Hahaha
Who is here in 2020 after what happened to George Floyd
It's like a time loop actually.
Me. I personally believe that these riots are useless. Floyd may have not been a criminal but many of these protestors are, and DO deserve jail time
yes
Question how do you know they are criminals?
S NEWS the rioters? Not all, but the ones that loot and burn are criminals and will face jail time once found
"Why am I in the backseat?" 😂😂
Dang I can’t believe Trevor’s already been hosting this show for 5 years
Nerdy Suge Knight lol
+Yo Mama BEST LINE EVER!!!
best line!
+Yo Mama Best name I have heard all year!!!
+Yo Mama That was a sleeper joke. I died as soon as he said it.
Haga
I’m dead over “Nerdy Suge Knight”.🤣😂
The casual way they said it too
that had me rollin
Come on, what is it with these dead audiences lately, they barely laughed. I thought it was hilarious, these two are funnier than I expected haha
+Mr. Tulip It wasn't funny why do you hippsters or millennial or whatever the fuck you call yourselves find dumb things funny. Just because someone make a reference to Lethal Weapon in a comedy skit it doesn't automatically make it funny. Naming some movie from 1988 is suppose to make a person laugh. Come on man. It wasn't funny.
+Pharaoh J7 yeah well i was there too and everyone in the audience was jerking off while guzzling down protein shakes with donald trump in the background burning the qu'ran in front of 300 muslims
***** Holy shit you were actually in the audience? How is trevor pre show and during breaks?
+Mr. Tulip They are bias lol. They miss John
+david stanley lmao what
“eric garner” “somebody who gets shot next month”
I’m glad that when the white dude said “somebody who gets shot next month” it didn’t come off as comedy to the audience, it was taken seriously because it was true. And that shot resonated through the audience.
tell black twitter 😂
Always trust a black dude without earings 😂
This is my bias
“Nerdy suge knight “ 💀💀💀💀💀 I’m weak asfff😭😭😭😭😭
"Why the hell am I in the back seat?"
You're calling Black people? Let me get that number.
9:04 "Because we live in a world where policing is frequently the symptom not the cause of the inequality"
Trevor Noah is doing good work. We need more of this type of discovery.
When he said "STOP CRYING" i lost it xD
I started crying when he said “somebody who gets shot next month.”
There are so many names to add since this video happened.
Almost 5 years later.
@@patrickbeebe2792 stfu patrick
@D Griffin everyone stfu
EaST CoAsT MaCHete stfu you, yourself and Them
I hear you Sierra, these people in the comments are abusive, ignorant, stupid or all 3. They are just salty that this is the end of the road for the #MAGAtards
@@DavidWTube well you are in the comments to
As soon as I heard Nerdy Suge Night, i went from hysterical laughter to fearing for my life after choking on my food.
Aaron Powell NEVER heard of him
night?
Stop it, go to bed.
+Aaron
Are you kidding me? I was choking as well, on a winegum...also suddenly fearing my life. It's midnight here and the mean neighbour is having loud intercourse, so I'd be forced to ask hér to help me. I'm so glad I managed to cough it up again.
"Stop cryin'!" Had me laughing until I was crying.
"You're calling black people? Let me get that number." hahahaha!
"Who are you calling?"
"Black people."
I love this show.
April Herwig もm
Me to and i'm black
time traveler from 2015 : “ahh i see that nothing has changed”
th-cam.com/video/ryozrUEms5c/w-d-xo.html anyone who's a leftist, please explain to me why the cops in this video laughed and killed a white man in custody. fucking idiots. "only black people are targeted by cops". explain the video then retards.
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 no sane person is saying only black people are targeted, they’re saying that black people are targeted far more, one white one person being murdered does not prove cops aren’t racist.
@@Dlúith statistics show that more whites are murdered but maybe the one I'm looking at is biased idk
They need their own "Buddy Cop Show". I would definitely watch it.
"Nerdy Suge Knight" 3:50 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Viwe Mbava
lmfao i tho I was the only person that called that 😂😂😂😂
Funniest part of the video
Lol
almost dide
I cried😂😂😂😂
It’s a goddamed shame that this insightful thoughtful analysis is on a efffing comedy show and not on mainstream media giant FOX
Fox is leftist media as of August 2018. Daddy Murdoch turned it over to his leftist son's.
@@MichelleWhitt your comment is sofa king stupid
@@noahwilson1641 James Murdoch, who became Chief Executive Officer of 21st Century Fox in 2015, holds more progressive views than his father or older brother, Lachlan Murdoch, and that those views have created friction within the family to some degree.
After Fox was acquired by Disney in March 2019, Murdoch's son was named as the Chairman and CEO of the Fox Corporation.
theintercept.com/2019/03/30/lachlan-murdoch-fox-news/
@@noahwilson1641 "sofa king stupid" luv it!
@@MichelleWhitt thanks for backing up what initially seemed like a ludicrous claim with a link. I'm-a gonna check it out.
"tell black twitter" lmfao black twitter is awesome.
"You seen Bad Boys?" "Yeah I have" "Haha, yeah I bet" lmaoo
"Is there fucking nuance to this?" haha
3:50 That "nerdy Suge Knight"-line killed. Loved the delayed but prolonged reaction from the audience lol