"You did this to me!" "No I didn't. He did." Think I could have fell out of my chair laughing at that point. Never really thought about the actually birthing process in this story. So funny and great job everyone.
@@myahcool82 I imagined myself as Mary when I was a kid, I wish I had played Mary in a nativity play and worn a blue dress. I would see Mary looking back at me in the mirror, and as Mary I was a brunette and I would say to myself Mary do the best you can in life and I also imagined I was having a baby I would say to myself Mary if your baby is a boy call him Zachary and if your baby is a girl call her Felicity . Be a good mother to your child or children, Mary and look after them and yourself and your husband Joseph.
@@lesleyanderson6816 I would love to have played Mary in a nativity play, and worn a blue or white dress a blue or white headscarf and also a blue or white cloak. I as Mary see myself as a brunette and I can see Mary looking back at me in the mirror, which is awesome and excellent too. I also for my baby if it was a boy call him Zachary and if it was a girl called her Felicity Jane .
4 inches dilated? She must have a big opening. The placenta was larger than the kid. “Now we take Jesus out of Mary’s tummy.” “Oh no!, she pushed so hard that some poop came out of her.” “Yes, that happens.”
When I imagined I was Mary having a baby I wore a blue dress and a white headscarf, when it was time for my baby to be born I imagined was laid down and my baby arrived and it was a boy whom I called Zachary.
I wish I had played Mary in a nativity play as a kid, and when at school we sang Mary had a baby I in my mind was Mary and I imagined I was pregnant and I would touch my tummy and say have faith in yourself Mary when your child is born you will be a mother to him or her. I said to myself Mary if your child is a boy call him Zachary and if your child is a girl call her Felicity, and be a good mother to your child Mary I also imagined myself wearing Marys blue dress and white headscarf and I said to myself Mary be kind to your child and to your husband.
No that's not how the body works by your logic she wouldn't dilate at all. And the tearing happened because she was on her back that's the worst way to give birth. Also she probably didn't massage her perineum.
Surely this isn't what was meant to be. I think these kids must have planned this behind the teacher's back and waited until the night of the show to shock everyone.
This is not accurate. Stables in those days and places were usually caves. Also, the wise men didn't visit till months after Jesus was born. If you want to say something is accurate, you try getting the basic story right first.
"Now we cut the umbilical cord of our lord and savior." XD
HAHAHAHAA
"You did this to me!"
"No I didn't. He did."
Think I could have fell out of my chair laughing at that point. Never really thought about the actually birthing process in this story. So funny and great job everyone.
Kalaloo nnnhh
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@@myahcool82 I imagined myself as Mary when I was a kid, I wish I had played Mary in a nativity play and worn a blue dress. I would see Mary looking back at me in the mirror, and as Mary I was a brunette and I would say to myself Mary do the best you can in life and I also imagined I was having a baby I would say to myself Mary if your baby is a boy call him Zachary and if your baby is a girl call her Felicity . Be a good mother to your child or children, Mary and look after them and yourself and your husband Joseph.
@@lesleyanderson6816 I would love to have played Mary in a nativity play, and worn a blue or white dress a blue or white headscarf and also a blue or white cloak. I as Mary see myself as a brunette and I can see Mary looking back at me in the mirror, which is awesome and excellent too. I also for my baby if it was a boy call him Zachary and if it was a girl called her Felicity Jane .
This was just... perfect!
2:04 was my face the entire time.
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I love u Libby💖
I have a sneaking suspicion that they actually had kids do this for a play and just filmed the parents reactions.
So!
me too bud, me too
Ye cause there facial reactions look to real.to be faje ones
MrSmartass74 aaaa is a way to get a good
So Jesus was born
"I the placenta!" lol 😂
I feel my innocence tearing
Agreed
It's already torn 😂
0:40 is when I die 😭😂
My brother were in this play the three boys
Lol it was funny they had to keep practicing
"And now we take Jesus out of Mary's tummy"
Such inspirational words👏👏👏👏👏
If I were there I would be like: " NOPE."
I would tear up
I was laughing so hard!!!
You are breaking one of the 10 commandments!
I'm a placenta !
SO FUNNY!!
Rino Fuka yes a year late but PARK JIMINNNNNN
Caroline Campbell what's a placenta
I’m a placenta
Caroline Campbell Q
This place is so wrong in so many different ways
So right
It's so strange that it's called accurate in relation to the Bible??!!
I know right it literally says " accurate" on the title
lol best show ever
4 inches dilated? She must have a big opening. The placenta was larger than the kid. “Now we take Jesus out of Mary’s tummy.” “Oh no!, she pushed so hard that some poop came out of her.” “Yes, that happens.”
NoW wE tAkE jEaSuS oUt Of mArY’s TuMmY!! That part made my drink come out of my nose 😭😂
I have no words...except what the actual frick did I just watch?!
Omg this must have a perfect score
Part 1 moving pictures
Part 2 the oald sangs
Part 3 rise and fall
Part 4 Cassal wanders
Part 5 the last reeeeelllll
I loved imagining I was Mary and imagining I was having a baby
1:51 I'm the placenta
When I imagined I was Mary having a baby I wore a blue dress and a white headscarf, when it was time for my baby to be born I imagined was laid down and my baby arrived and it was a boy whom I called Zachary.
It was fun for me imagining I was Mary having a baby and giving birth to Jesus was fun .
0:34 LOOOL THIS OUR PLAY
He or she probably had a water bottle that she squeezed but that's very cool and the baby came
Wonder how their parents felt
I had fun seeing myself as Mary and having a baby
U were in this play?
I'm the placenta!
These kids are accurately representing birth
Wonderful!
I wish I had played Mary in a nativity play as a kid, and when at school we sang Mary had a baby I in my mind was Mary and I imagined I was pregnant and I would touch my tummy and say have faith in yourself Mary when your child is born you will be a mother to him or her. I said to myself Mary if your child is a boy call him Zachary and if your child is a girl call her Felicity, and be a good mother to your child Mary I also imagined myself wearing Marys blue dress and white headscarf and I said to myself Mary be kind to your child and to your husband.
So funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm laughing, but hungry. Very hungry.
This is funny lol
So funny 😂😂😂
The parents looked at them like DA FUCK IS DIS SHIT!!!?
what did I just witness
you can't push if you're only 4 centermeters dialted you have to be at least 10
+mcp893
She's virgin, so she couln't get any further, that's when the vaginal tearing set in...
No that's not how the body works by your logic she wouldn't dilate at all. And the tearing happened because she was on her back that's the worst way to give birth. Also she probably didn't massage her perineum.
+sonoki82 Good point!
+mcp893 ITS A MIRACLE!
Well don't call it an accurate nativity play then.
Lol the parents ...😐😕😦😮
"I'm a placenta." XDD
Effin hilarious!!!
laughed hard when the guy said
no
Baby
Dan Jimiez x
Que romántico
Dan Jimiez lol
Dan Jimiez i
That is sick
It's it? Why?
Surely this isn't what was meant to be. I think these kids must have planned this behind the teacher's back and waited until the night of the show to shock everyone.
That was a little too real lol
I was like... WT* I thought it said NAVY
The all-male birth attendants…😂
Everyone of these is great
The parents 😂😂
Push. Push😂
i lost it at *i am the placenta*
Fucking brilliant!
How dare you!? I’m religious don’t swear
The Virgin Mary
I would love to have played Mary and worn her blue dress
It's a joke knuckleheads! I think the man upstairs gets it...😀
there was only a angel at the begining
IT WAS AMAZING
This is probably how it happened!
*I’M A PLACENTA*
i feel sinful for laughing
im serious
this was painful...
+Laken Garvin-Hall
Not as painful as giving birth, buddy, get some perspective.
Outragous but interesting pageant!!!🤨❤👍
God bless America
Is this the nativity or what it sounds like Mary giving birth
How kids think about the nativity
Perfect
Making light of the birth of Christ Jesus in my estimation is exceedingly unwise.
I wish I did this in my play
0:34 why put that in a a play?
Because they was telling the story about Jesus birth but they did it wrong relly wrong
If Mary was born without sin then why did she break the second commandment
Wtffff XD omg nice job wthhh
2:08 more like below average!!! You will be judged 🎚️🙏
did you make it look real
This funny af
There were no angels but that doesn't matter 👼
LOL 😂
What kind of play is this
A bad one I think everyone wanted to leave and throw something at the guy at clapping at the end
😊
NAME JESUS CHRIST!
That was....
very funny!!
Wow a real one lol
i just a tv ma
Some people didn't watch
MAN WAT DA HEL AM I WATCHING
Blasphemy
SACRELIGIOUS
8ElionAdvancing8, it's not, if you aren't part of the religion this is funny. If you want to be sour about it don't watch.
Thank
🤣🤣
That play was good
but mary was actually 14 years old
Holy cow...
Omg this was kind of weird.... 😂😩
🤣
wait did he say she's pushing so hard that loop cqme out of her 😲😨 💩
that doesn't normally happen
This is CRACRA
Help me !!!!!!!!
This is not accurate. Stables in those days and places were usually caves. Also, the wise men didn't visit till months after Jesus was born. If you want to say something is accurate, you try getting the basic story right first.
+Butters66 Yes, the most inaccurate part of this story is the stable and timely arrival of the wise men. Good thing you mentioned that oversight!
the most inaccurate part is that it never happened
+Butters66
As the basic story is in of itself a complete fabrication, how can any of it truly be considered "inaccurate"?
+OG Sputnik Spyglass Jesus may not have performed the miracles described in the bible or come back from the dead, but he certainly existed.
I think he meant ''not true to lore'' :D
Betheham no Ham for me