I really want an endless playlist of earl stuff..I listened to them all over double digits and I need more. I can't get enough, I set it on a ron&fez earl playlist nd go to sleep every night. It just helps me sleep. Then I see my lady in the morning and it's all good.
Ladies and gentleman of the jury, let the record show that at 1:49 Earl stated that there was a ton of leftovers and food up the "wazoo" AND YET he was UNABLE to produce ANY photographic evidence to substantiate this claim. The photo he provided showed a container of what he claims was rice, a RAW turkey, UNCOOKED vegetables, turkey BACON, and a tiny container of mashed potatoes. This is not a satisfactory Thanksgiving meal for 1 person, let alone a houseful of guests. Whatever transpired at Earl's residence on Thanksgiving day, i submit that he was NOT expecting 40 - 70 guests and there was NOT a ton of leftovers. This post refers to the followup video posted 12/3/2019
OH MY GOD. can you even imagine how amazing that would be? He would probably do a make believe faint again right before though. There's no way he would go with the bit. Have you noticed too that hes becoming even more sensitive lately than ever before? His emotional maturity is somehow regressing as he gets older and has more life experiences.
Earl is like Fez, they lash out at folks like Chris when they really want to lash out at Ron. Ron can say something and Earl just goes to his normal "I can't explain" it bit, but if Piss Stanley says the same thing Earl losses it and screams at him.
100%. Ron can say whatever he pleases to Earl without a rebuttal, but as soon as someone else follows up on it he takes all of his frustration and anger out on that person. Ron is 100% aware of this and he plays Earl like a fiddle every time, lol..
Absolutely, it's so weird they do that. I can't remember what video it's.from but once Ron said something to Earl and he screamed at Dave as if he'd said it.
1:52 When Earl says "leftovers up to the wazoo" it is 100 percent clear that the entire story is fabricated. He does this every time he makes a story up. He starts jumbling up very simple words and expressions because in his head he's still making up his fake story, lol
At 16:40 I was so perplexed and annoyed by Earl that I slammed my fist down and said WHAT THE FUCK.. What drives him to tell these pointless lie stories when he knows there's a good chance they'll be dissected for show fodder? FOR YEARS. And he still hasn't learned? lol.. And I am so fucking sick of him talking about how "weird" things are ALL THE TIME. He thinks everything that happens in his life is profound and unexplainable. Everything is "weird". "I don't know, it was just so weird." IT ISN'T WEIRD EARL. He doesn't get that HE'S the weird one. After all of these yeasr he is still completely incapable of understanding how basic human interactions work. I don't know why it still infuriates me like this.
Winning fixes everything.. if Earl was kicking ass as a producer on the show, all he would have to do is say "I dont need to prove shit, Chris" and it would pretty much fizzle out. The fact that he tells these ridiculous lies is hilarious because he is so incompetent in every area of his life, lol
The first thing he says is that his family said they went back and forth between saying they were coming and not coming over then during his story he says they simply didn't show up
earl spent thanksgiving alone that year and was feeling sad but instead of saying that he said he is feeling down because he had a weird thanksgiving. he said he went food shopping and then when asked for how many people he didn't know not only that when asked what he bought all he said was kale
I’ll never get tired of Earl being grilled for his lies lol
Add this to the Log of Lies.
I write that before even listening to it.
Faildozer 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I really want an endless playlist of earl stuff..I listened to them all over double digits and I need more. I can't get enough, I set it on a ron&fez earl playlist nd go to sleep every night. It just helps me sleep. Then I see my lady in the morning and it's all good.
Listening to his voice getting all high and his endless terrible lies and excuses is so endlessly entertaining for some reason.
Me too, earl makes me feel better about my life
you ask too much
"I'VE NEVER SEEN A TURKEY"
Perfect example of Earl blurting out literally anything in attempt to get the heat off him
Jive turkey 🦃🎉
If they stopped interrupting him and let him finish, he could keep his lies in order
LET ME FINISH!
4:46 in and Earl is in a quagmire of lies already. I need to savor this one, thanks for the post!
You could hear his mouth getting dry and starting to make noises.
@@mooneulogy8717 hahahahaha
I read this at 3:50 and it is already a plethora.
Earl is lying any time his voice gets that falsetto quality and any time he does the "Let me finish!" thing. Dude is as transparent as a 5 year old.
Yes, does he ever learn n figure out we all know.. either way I love the guy
Oh Bajeebee, will you ever win?
Earl is lying whenever he’s speaking
Earlsetto
Ladies and gentleman of the jury, let the record show that at 1:49 Earl stated that there was a ton of leftovers and food up the "wazoo" AND YET he was UNABLE to produce ANY photographic evidence to substantiate this claim. The photo he provided showed a container of what he claims was rice, a RAW turkey, UNCOOKED vegetables, turkey BACON, and a tiny container of mashed potatoes. This is not a satisfactory Thanksgiving meal for 1 person, let alone a houseful of guests. Whatever transpired at Earl's residence on Thanksgiving day, i submit that he was NOT expecting 40 - 70 guests and there was NOT a ton of leftovers.
This post refers to the followup video posted 12/3/2019
I hope they surprise Earl with a polygraph someday on air before he quits again.
OH MY GOD. can you even imagine how amazing that would be? He would probably do a make believe faint again right before though. There's no way he would go with the bit. Have you noticed too that hes becoming even more sensitive lately than ever before? His emotional maturity is somehow regressing as he gets older and has more life experiences.
Earl is like Fez, they lash out at folks like Chris when they really want to lash out at Ron. Ron can say something and Earl just goes to his normal "I can't explain" it bit, but if Piss Stanley says the same thing Earl losses it and screams at him.
100%. Ron can say whatever he pleases to Earl without a rebuttal, but as soon as someone else follows up on it he takes all of his frustration and anger out on that person. Ron is 100% aware of this and he plays Earl like a fiddle every time, lol..
Absolutely, it's so weird they do that. I can't remember what video it's.from but once Ron said something to Earl and he screamed at Dave as if he'd said it.
The fact that we're still getting Earl bashings in the 2020's makes everything seem alright
Sweet Sapphire, vague and evasive as ever
1:52 When Earl says "leftovers up to the wazoo" it is 100 percent clear that the entire story is fabricated. He does this every time he makes a story up. He starts jumbling up very simple words and expressions because in his head he's still making up his fake story, lol
Hahahaha
Love me some Earl!
Earls lying is his only line of defense.
It's like his turtle shell
There’s also breaking/throwing equipment and leaving his post with time left in the day
He'll just deny everything
Don't forget the fake fainting
the is the best earl segment in a long time
I love Earl...he hasn’t changed a bit. He’s only slightly less crazy than Fez, but at least he talks.
jimmyglea Give him 20 years.
Earl talks but never says anything
"I think there was sweet potato pie", if there were only 7 people there how is he unsure what food was there.
Just cracks me up how earl still lies to this day he hasn’t changed a bit
Why change its the best bit ever.
Earl helps me become a better person/lier every time he does this
The key to lying is to base it in truth, earls mistake is being illogical
Davey Mac - "if earl were a baseball player, he'd be Lie Cobb"
What did you buy for thanksgiving food Earl? Earl: ahhhh Kale ?
Imagine being on family feud and that's the answer he gives.
When they ask him how many people were supposed to come and he says “she was expecting a house full of people” I almost threw my phone at the wall
It took not even 2 minutes before Ron already knows Earl is lying.
“I don’t believe him”-Ronnie b
2 minutes and everyone knew that sack of shit started lying.
I love that earls family hates him so much they blow him off for Thanksgiving 😂😂
At 16:40 I was so perplexed and annoyed by Earl that I slammed my fist down and said WHAT THE FUCK.. What drives him to tell these pointless lie stories when he knows there's a good chance they'll be dissected for show fodder? FOR YEARS. And he still hasn't learned? lol.. And I am so fucking sick of him talking about how "weird" things are ALL THE TIME. He thinks everything that happens in his life is profound and unexplainable. Everything is "weird". "I don't know, it was just so weird." IT ISN'T WEIRD EARL. He doesn't get that HE'S the weird one. After all of these yeasr he is still completely incapable of understanding how basic human interactions work. I don't know why it still infuriates me like this.
Thanks for the upload dude, it's always a treat seeing new there's a new post on the channel!
jesus isn't earl like 50 years old at this point? he hasn't learned anything new in decades.
He's little Fezzie 2.0! A big ol' gay virgin, gotta love it
I can't really hate Earl. The guy has been a punching bag for 2 decades and hasn't checked out yet.
I love Earl! If hes featured in an episode its gonna be at least a double-listen!
I can't stand the lazy and shiftless reggin meself. I guess i love to hate the bum!!!
Like bababooey
Winning fixes everything.. if Earl was kicking ass as a producer on the show, all he would have to do is say "I dont need to prove shit, Chris" and it would pretty much fizzle out. The fact that he tells these ridiculous lies is hilarious because he is so incompetent in every area of his life, lol
My favourite Earl clip is when he didn’t pay Fez $2000 for 17 years. Heard it 20 times and counting…
Classic Earl
"All you do is buy chips off the fuckin internet.."
Earl's lies always make me miss East Side Dave.
82 honda goldwing 1100cc “YOU JUST SAID IT!!! YOU JUST SAID IT!!!!”
At least Dave could use his connections to the afterlife to find out what Earl's grandma thinks of all this.
I'm only 8 minutes in eagerly waiting to see if earl faints.
Earl, like Fez, will yell at everyone but Ron, which leads to some really great awkward pauses in this conversation.
The first thing he says is that his family said they went back and forth between saying they were coming and not coming over then during his story he says they simply didn't show up
Does Earl live with his parents now?
Yeah, I don't know why he left his studio apartment or where all the shit he stole from WNEW went though.
Earl was expecting somewhere between 0-70 people, totally normal
Kale kale the gangs all here
Earl is so afraid his dad is going to come out of the shadows and beat his ass.
"I've never even seen a turkey!"
He'll say literally anything.
earl is my favorite liar
never listened to this, but im 3 minutes in and im about to lose it. i miss thes clips of earl being a compulsive liar.
5 minutes in we get the first classic earl line "let me finish!"
When Earl defends himself he sounds like Apone dying in Aliens
"Look at all this milk!"
Holy shit dude, I was hysterical at this throwaway Ron line and then lost it again when i saw your post
earl spent thanksgiving alone that year and was feeling sad but instead of saying that he said he is feeling down because he had a weird thanksgiving. he said he went food shopping and then when asked for how many people he didn't know not only that when asked what he bought all he said was kale
HAHAHAHA EARRRRLLL OH MY GOOOOODDDDDDDD
Imagine this segment without Gail.
She’s not a bad person but she sucked the fun out of this one.
Like a female opie
KALE KALE the gangs all here.
Remember when he gave up chips for lent?
No.... Cheddar cheese 🧀
Why can’t we have Dave back on this show?
All the death threats to Vicky and other Sirius XM employees. He's banned for life.
Black earl has been playing the long con on all of us..Ronny was too
I don't know what happened. I thought Earl was hilarious on XM, ever since he came to SXM, he has gotten me so enraged with his bumbling
What was the weight of the goddamn turkey Earl?
Floyd Mayweather Jr should take care of his cousin Earl.
It was five minutes ago... How did I not get first comment
Gail ruins every show
The shows with the hole must be awful.
Earl is everything I hate
Ron should’ve quit.
What’s with Chris laugh? Sounds so fake and forced and most the shit Ron was saying wasn’t funny.