King Asmon - The Ballad Of The Sword of the Woods

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The kings of operatic Prog-rock, King Asmon were known for their sweeping concept albums, and this single comes from one of the most popular ones, 'King Asmon Sits At Their Desk'. The actual album was a quadruple LP release, and had a multi-gatefold cover along with a huge wall poster that showed a cockroach cut in half and a pair of scissors next to the roach. One of the shortest songs on the LP, it was natural they would use it for a single, although there were two other singles from the record released. Song lyrics are below.
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Is this the stream life
Or is it just tragedy
His room's like a pig stye
Not fit for humanity
[Bridge 1]
Dr
Pepper for life
Lift it up to the sky and stream
[Bridge 2]
I'm just critiquing, Twitter gives me no sympathy
You know I'm Twitch King, Play Elden RIng
Reddit burns, Chat wait your turn
World of Warcraft gave me this life for that matter
Two Dollar Steak is on my plate, for me
[Chorus]
Momma, you took my sword
I found it in the wood
strapped it on was looking good
A warrior, you know he needs his sword
But you took my sword and you hid it all away
You hid my sword before you died but
I bet it's in the house if you didn't throw it away
Maybe I'll look tomorrow
But nothing really matters Anyway
Nothing really matters anyway
That's how I stay happy
If you don't want for anything
Nothing disappoints you
Nothing disappoints you anyway
[Verse 2]
Chat always asks
Did you wash hands What does it mean
It is what it is
My dick is clean
[Bridge 2]
I'm just fapping, Twitter gives me no sympathy
You know I'm Twitch King, We should Play Elden RIng
Been Reading Reddit threads, Chat no time for bed
World of Warcraft gave me this life for that matter
Two Dollar Steak is on my plate, for me
[Chorus]
Momma, you took my sword
I found it in the wood
strapped it on was looking good
A warrior, you know he needs his sword
But you took my sword and you hid it all away
A warrior, you know he needs his sword
But you took my sword and you hid it all away
Momma ohh ohh ooh ohh
You hid my sword before you died but
I bet it's in the house if you didn't throw it away
Maybe I'll look tomorrow
But nothing really matters Anyway
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