The MOST DISTURBING Cards Against Humanity Video
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plz subscribe or my family will starve.
Ha losers
Already have
Already did
Have been for 2 years my guy
well lebanese are starving so idk
Cards videos are:
30%: jokes
70%: “editor censor this”
100% accurate
Blarg’s editors need a raise for mental scaring
And more days off for therapy
*Scarring
@@Mr.Finklebottom I’m sure he gets scared too lol
@@immortalset6 u right
Agreed
The two greatest things on TH-cam combined. Blarg and Cards Against Humanity videos. New comedic material inbound!
I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to my videos today, dear py
@@AxxLAfriku fuckin weirdo.
@@AxxLAfriku shut up
@@AxxLAfriku 🤡
“You have nineteen guitars but you tape your headphones together?”
After having so many friends that are guitarists, Blarg, that’s honestly par for the course. Why buy something that is not a guitar, when they can buy ANOTHER guitar?
As someone who has fraying headphones and 7 guitars, I can very much confirm this.
6 guitars, multiple synths, a few drum machines and pair of headphones I've had since like 2014.
My roommate just dropped 1300 on a p bass so yeah believable
Blarg is definitely that dude at the bar that just knows how to entertain everyone.
If Blarg was to Host a Party it would be the Bomb
maybe Not literaly
This title with these four... I’m scared but intrigued at the same time
Soup is odd, he’s got a glock and confederate flag, but also lights candles like he is a 40 year old mom that drinks all the wine
Ive got a springfield Sub compact, a gadsden flag, and own candles...
@@chadgeary2653 I've got a smith and wesson model 19, US flag, and candles.
After reading these comments I’ve come to realize candles are badass
@@vegas7662 they are. They can absolutely change the feeling of a room and depending on the scent can actually calm down a lot of disorders.
@@chadgeary2653 if a disorder an be calmed by a candle is it really a disorder?
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the editors who have to see and hear all this uncut footage???
Fr
How do I become an editor? My friend wants to know
There's something about Blarg's innocence with the cursed energy of the group that just makes me laugh.
you think blarg is innocent?
@@xx_edgynickname_xx7659 He fakes being innocent which adds to it.
11:48 oh my god, here's where John Pork started
10:26 just a friendly reminder "snippa" means vegaina in swedish.
Blarg reminds me of that one kid in the group that just hangs around but makes funny jokes sometimes.
Love the video's, thank you for putting smiles on our faces and giving us laughs 👍
FDA: “companies can allow for 6 insect legs in food product”
Random company: “what if the bug IS the food”
FDA: “that’s fine”
*Cards Against Humanity exists*
TH-camrs: Editors, please sensor that.
Soup: why does the chicken look like a Grunge singer?
My brain: here comes the roosterrrrrrrr!
@@onyxsylvian I'm not, the rock stations in my hometown just burned that chorus line into my mind lol
Now blarg can feed his kids that he forgot in his old house.
Can confirm about the spider lollipops. I live in Arizona. The only difference is that it's normally bark scorpions.
or desert centipedes
Note to the Editor:
You're doing a super good Job doing this!
Also, why isnt the Editor mentioned in the description?
Editors typically aren’t mentioned in the descriptions
Of any TH-camr honestly
17:24 had me ROLLING bro Soup is a KING bro😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
Thank you for always making me laugh when I feel down, you're truly a great content creator and honestly a funny person, thank you blarg for making us happy
Bro predicted john pork💀
"Who is buying that quantity of spider lollipops?"
"People that live in Arizona probably"
You didn't have to call us out like that man 😂
listening to this at 1.75 speed makes me feel like you guys are microscopic and soups laugh is hilarious
Here before “hey Peter”
11:59
John Pork prophecy origins
11:44 This is what Wildcat from the Vanoss gaming group actually looks like...
The cat named Snickles, was mine. Not even gonna try to lie about it lmao
This isn't Cards Against Humanity. This is Pictures Against Humanity.
This combined with the podcast makes my week so much better
Loved the part at 5:12 I'm glad your the one that ended up saying it 😸 makes me laugh
17:48 “you better give me a down payment on this car or I’m using the detonator in my pocket”
you get a veterans discount if you can identify that jar at 6:38 even when its blurred
i saw the outline of the brownish jar and then they said there was something inside and I've never had such intense war flashbacks
Fun and disgusting fact I had a co worker tell me he took the bullet for a friend and when home with the lesser pretty of two girls and apparently she smelled like Mayo, upon questioning her about it she responded with she thought it would make eating the nether regions better. I never wanted to gag as hard as I did, 14:24 reminded me of this story
Keep up the amazing content, Blarg!
As someone who lives in Phoenix, Arizona I can guarantee that we do indeed order a lot of spider lollipops at once
I love Matt's editor, i think they need a raise
12:15 As somebody who worked at a Red Lobster I can confirm they already get rowdy with each other in the tank so it did cross my mind to start betting for them. (Unfortunately my manager was behind me so that got put to bed immediately.😢)
20:33
I mean, he is pretty dangerous when he's next to a swimming pool...
3:18 I can imagine how he wouldn’t want to search “why does my dog have swollen testicle”
9:58 is why soups pool is full of frogs
15:49 missed opportunity to call them Doobies.
As someone who lives in AZ, I can confirm we have our own "candy salespeople" 🤣🤣 THOSE are the people buying the those scorpion and cockroach lollipops 🤣
Hi, native Arizonan here… we like scorpions more than spiders
This was a good thing to come home from work to, gotta love blarg and cards
bro it’s like every time i make sum to eat blarg drops a vid like bro bless up
8:44 McNasty's comment gets funnier every time I watch it
FINALLY I HAVE FOUND A TH-camR WHO STILL DOES CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY VIDEOS!
I'M VERY SCARED OF THESE 4 PLAYING CAH
YES, IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR ONE OF THESE
"Why does my dog have swollen testicle" 🤣
11:41 John Pork
Everytime when I see blarg's like cartoon version of himself it makes me think im about to watch brycemcquad
11:50 Dat's a Wildcat if I ever did see one!
17 seconds man perfect timing to refresh youtube
I got happy knowing soup knows Trailer park boys
Canada got some great shows
@@autonomoussociety868 soup doesnt live in Canada tho
@@Dat_1_Yutuber I know, but he knows the greatest show in Canada
Yo fuckin nice timing. Paused my Madden game to take a shit.
You're telling me I spent 10 minutes trying to copy the link at 2:47 only to be greeted with that? Worth it.
sending this to my friends they need to sub right now
Mcnasty will never be cancelled
Love the content blarg wish you the best
God damn. McNasty out here having a helluva time
How dare you disrespect Boog from the hit animated family movie "Open Season" by calling him an ass-wipe loving Charmin Bear?
I knew that there would be a n-word joke.... i didn't guess McNasty would say it
You’re talking about 16:41 right..?
Bet ya Boog has to shart after that one scene breaking into the 7/11 lmao
I’m subbed your family won’t starve blarg, keep up the good work you always make me laugh
Bro I know it's been a year and you never noticed the "creamy whipped gentleman" card being up there the whole time
Fun fact: where I live there is a liquor store directly next to the DMV.
@5.30 , I was expecting meatballs... as in, cloudy with a chance of meatballs 🤦🏻♀️
16:58 ladies and gentlemen, he said the poo poo man word
16:45 sponge bob does look like Cyrus for trailer park boys lol
Doo suddenly realizing the image swap with the chicken. 😆
i've gotten to the point where i just watch blarg's videos just to get ideas for when i play cards
Another great video from Blag the A-rab
Thank you for the content blarg
Thank you Editor for your favorite monke, it is a nice monke
Bro I loved each and every moment of this video, just like I enjoy all of your videos.
I have subscribed so that blargs family won’t starve
4:18 gunpowder and primal fear
You’re not you when you’re hungry snickles🤣
note how the lobster fight pic is a pic taken with film and that just proves memes have been around forever. also that pig selfie is cursed and needs to go away. FAR away.
you know whats fucked about that chicken eye one? the girls eye on the chicken doesn't look horrifying like the chickens eyes on the womans face lol.
You know who’s buying all those spider pops? The neighbors kids mom for his 6th bday party
I turned my volume up right as they said let's have more energy in the video
All of us who hate ourselves know exactly what’s in that jar lol
I feel like i always see the same videos multiple times from different goons channels but i always can't remember when i watched them so now i dont know if i have already seen this.
*Me clicking on the video and eating pizza*
Not even have way though the video: ight imma head out, imma go throw up
12:15 Michael Vick at red lobster
'People that live in Arizona probably, idk.'
Nah man, we just straight up eat the spiders here.
Matt’s editor: OP AF
Editor getting his pay in this video
Blarg you never fail to make me laugh, keep it up bud
Id LOVE to see uncensored videos LOL
15:18 Finally, the C O C K T O P U S
I want a list of searched terms for all cards against humanity videos for all of the goons
HEY BLARG WE NEED MORE SKRIBBL VIDEOS, IF SOUP SAYS NO JUST SAY YOU WONT EAT HEINZ EVER AGAIN
This video made my night 😂
15:20 That's a chicktopus. I learnt dem in dat one episode of Chowder.
4:46
Hey, yo, I may live in Arizona, but I ain't never had one of those
Best part is Soup actually has a sponsor
7:38 i’m quite literally watching this video on a tuesday night at 630pm wtf