Thank you Louis was mentioning the veterans again is in a US Army veteran from 1983 to 1989 I'm proud to have served and glad to see the people still appreciate the sacrifices that we have made for everybody and I wish we could get better housing and better health care and be treated the way we should be for defending freedom
All Americans deserve good housing and great health care. STOP voting for Republicans and start working for a better life for all Americans. Thank you for your service.
Lewis, I love this rantcast once again! Always need this, you are a grounded sense of reasonable but angry calm in all this chaos, insanity and self destruction. Would love to see you live one day. 😆😂🤣😍😘🥰🤩👑💎⚜️🌟✨♥️❤️ 🎙️ 🎤
"Creatures with no control over their own reproduction are called LIVESTOCK" Put that on t-shirts, bumper stickers, mailers, etc. It's too perfect to not spread everywhere.
That rant about the old man unable to figure out how to order food was epic, and it reminded me of one of my own rants/gripes: When I was in the Navy, nearly EVERY... SINGLE... DAY that I went on my lunch break to go get food, the commissary (on-base grocery store) was packed with retirees buying food... you know, because they have such limited time being retired that they absolutely MUST go during lunch so active duty can't get to the bakery to order a panini, etc. It's not like they don't have jobs, and have literally the entire day to do their shopping; they MUST do it when everyone else is on their lunch break, making an impossible mess for everyone to work around. The middle of the day always looked the base was under attack by a swarm of geriatrics. The same thing was true if you had an issue with your uniform, and had to go to the exchange to pick up new collar devices, etc. Just because you're old doesn't mean you get to be inconsiderate.
If you ever have the time when you're in Arizona, you should check out Sedona. It may be just exactly what you need. It's peaceful, tranquil, good energy, many vortexes, some trails, native stores in town, beautiful scenery, spiritual and just overall chicken soup for your soul. If you do go, let me know what you thought about it.
We stopped there, beautiful but most of the time was spent with people trying to sell us a timeshare, despite out protestations that we didn’t live in the US and had no chance of ever getting a green card
@@markgigiel2722 Not a particularly enlightening statement. Mediocrity is the rule rather than the exception. Given that the Average IQ is 100. There aren’t going to be many Newtons, Einsteins or Lincolns born.
The new construction did pretty well. old stuff gone Ian wasnt qualifying for Federal Disaster. I have the same flannel plaid pants you were in a clip couple days ago.
I watch all your live rants when I get the notice on my phone. This past week when you were in Phoenix I think, when I suddenly got a message that the video was PRIVATE?!? WITAF??? No matter what I did, I couldn't see it.
Lewis I wish I had known you were going to be in NM, I would have made another trip to Albacrackie...naah. I just got thru with 10 days of radiology there and happy to be back in PIE TOWN, NM ! It's in a unknown area of NM and no one lives here, hence my home now for 13 years. You could have made a run thru on US 60,the original coast to coast HWY and home to great PIES and folks that do live in the middle of nowhere. You would have gotten a few good rants from me...
Plaid is wonderful. In moderation. Not buffalo plaid. I am talking about a cream flannel with narrow lines maybe a wider line occasionally in beige. I am working from the memory of my boyfriends flannel in the 80’s. Or a medium blue again with decent lines.
I just thought of something that would undo reality more than the horse crap we are dealing with now... Jermey Clarkson and Lewis Black get 2gether for a conversation. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
The Yankees are the epitome of greatness in MLB. Judge is happy there and uniquely able to take the microscopic scrutiny Yankee players are put under. I doubt he’ll go anywhere else.
I love it when kids bellyache about "Old people". Boy, I wish I was a twenty something who'll NEVER get old. We'll be young and quick and strong forever. Nothing like you old farts....But, I will grant the just cause you're old doesn't mean you have to be stupid....
The Yom Kippur greeting is “G’mar chatima tova” or “May you be inscribed in the Book of Life for good.” Also acceptable is “May you have a meaningful fast.” If your parents and synagogue had you fasting before 13 that’s called child abuse. And there are other situations where you are forbidden from fasting, because your health comes first. As for children in the main service hearing that message, most synagogues I have belonged to have had children’s services for that and other reasons. Children that attend regularly (going other than on just Yom Kippur and maybe Rosh Hashanah) would have a much better context on that part of the service (at least these days). I also love the part that you can’t ask G.d for forgiveness for the things you do to other people. You have to specifically confess your failing to these other people and ask for their forgiveness BEFORE you can go before G.d and ask forgiveness for the wrongs against G.d.
I recently got arrested while I was wearing a paisley dress but my passenger was wearing a zebra print robe but he decided to sit on the roof of my car out of my sunroof. And let his robe fly. So far it's cost me $4,720...
Oh lewis MONEY would buy me happiness if i had it I would buy a vacay to Fiji, one of those huts on the water, all inclusive for 2 to 3 weeks! WATCH HOW HAAAAPPPPPYYYY I WOULD BE! Im a house and commercial cleaner/janitorial housekeper and havent had a vacay in years! Happy happy fckn happy i would be. We love you. You could come along maybe even envite madigan.
The millennial was right what parents do that all the time and you like just pick two items it’s like they’ve never seen this before and this isn’t the first time we’ve gone to a restaurant and had the option of getting 2 for $5 or 2 for $10. They just don’t look at the menu crazy
My dad had basic training at Camp Lejeune. A 1956. He married my mother and they moved to Fort Bragg North Carolina because my dad was a good code cracker and he made a pretty damn good Green Beret I was born in Fort Bragg I used to be proud of that, until I found out that Fort Bragg is named after a confederate general Who sold out the confederacy and was an evil prick anyway, the lawyers for the camp Lejune survivors must be using the same database as the god damn Republican freaking party because I get calls from both of them all the time and emails to. I wasn’t conceived in Camp Lejeune I wasn’t born in Camp Lejeune, my father God rest, his soul has been dead for 10 years which has nothing to do with camp Lejune and everything to do with the fact that he was a 50 year fire fighter before they had oxygen masks and fun stuff like that and he smoked 2 1/2 packs of cigarettes a day. I miss him every day, but he fucked up his own life and day who sat next to him at the table for 18 years when he was smoking now at 65 having only smoked pot for maybe two years in college on the weekends have COPD and a motherfucking living petri dish for anything that comes along. But I have nothing to do with that bullshit camp Lejeune. Thanks for letting me get that off my chest. I thought it might lower my cup size a little bit, but no still a fucking double D. And you stupid fucker from camp Lejeune you had nothing to do with that either.
Holy SH$T I get you’re trying to subvert costs to us and to you but JESUS no no no with the 5 full mins of commercials randomly sprinkled in your post. It’s way too much. Love ya Lewis!
Lewis, why do you keep looking to the right? Usually you face the camera, not this broadcast. Sorry about the loss of your mother. I often talked about her to Robert Orben who is 95 years old. I’ll be reaching out to you about that man. I look forward to getting to converse with you. If you see this message then Google his name and you’ll know why I want to talk to you about him.
ivget emails every week from camp lejuene crap. wven after unsubscribing 10 times. i never subscribed, never in militart abd don't even know ehere it is. grifters
What happened to the lewis black that made great jokes about sitting presidents??? Did the Jew in you keep you from talking about Trump?? ... you really lost credibility.
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Lewis I love it when you rant about current news please do it more. You doubt your powerful rants. They do help and are welcome in these times.
40:08 -- because of his SINCERE support for veterans, Lewis Black for President !!!!!
/s/ USMC (Retired)
Thank you Louis was mentioning the veterans again is in a US Army veteran from 1983 to 1989 I'm proud to have served and glad to see the people still appreciate the sacrifices that we have made for everybody and I wish we could get better housing and better health care and be treated the way we should be for defending freedom
All Americans deserve good housing and great health care. STOP voting for Republicans and start working for a better life for all Americans. Thank you for your service.
Lewis, I love this rantcast once again! Always need this, you are a grounded sense of reasonable but angry calm in all this chaos, insanity and self destruction. Would love to see you live one day. 😆😂🤣😍😘🥰🤩👑💎⚜️🌟✨♥️❤️ 🎙️ 🎤
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"Creatures with no control over their own reproduction are called
LIVESTOCK"
Put that on t-shirts, bumper stickers, mailers, etc. It's too perfect to not spread everywhere.
Interesing way of looking at it.
How about "Texans" or "Floridians", even " Americans"......try one of those three!
oh he!! yes
Laborers who don't own the means of their own production, aka wage slaves.
LABOR that is enforced by other people.
Laborers who don't own the means of their own production, aka wage slaves.
LABOR that is enforced by other people.
That rant about the old man unable to figure out how to order food was epic, and it reminded me of one of my own rants/gripes: When I was in the Navy, nearly EVERY... SINGLE... DAY that I went on my lunch break to go get food, the commissary (on-base grocery store) was packed with retirees buying food... you know, because they have such limited time being retired that they absolutely MUST go during lunch so active duty can't get to the bakery to order a panini, etc. It's not like they don't have jobs, and have literally the entire day to do their shopping; they MUST do it when everyone else is on their lunch break, making an impossible mess for everyone to work around. The middle of the day always looked the base was under attack by a swarm of geriatrics.
The same thing was true if you had an issue with your uniform, and had to go to the exchange to pick up new collar devices, etc. Just because you're old doesn't mean you get to be inconsiderate.
Thanks for the laugh this morning!! The plaid bit was very funny! Have a great day
If you ever have the time when you're in Arizona, you should check out Sedona. It may be just exactly what you need. It's peaceful, tranquil, good energy, many vortexes, some trails, native stores in town, beautiful scenery, spiritual and just overall chicken soup for your soul. If you do go, let me know what you thought about it.
We stopped there, beautiful but most of the time was spent with people trying to sell us a timeshare, despite out protestations that we didn’t live in the US and had no chance of ever getting a green card
All we need is someone with the guts to be that guy to make history
“Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.”
William Shakespeare - Twelfth Night
@@charlesdignam780 And some of us have mediocrity thrust upon them.
@@markgigiel2722 Not a particularly enlightening statement.
Mediocrity is the rule rather than the exception. Given that the Average IQ is 100. There aren’t going to be many Newtons, Einsteins or Lincolns born.
The new construction did pretty well. old stuff gone Ian wasnt qualifying for Federal Disaster.
I have the same flannel plaid pants you were in a clip couple days ago.
I watch all your live rants when I get the notice on my phone. This past week when you were in Phoenix I think, when I suddenly got a message that the video was PRIVATE?!? WITAF??? No matter what I did, I couldn't see it.
Lewis I wish I had known you were going to be in NM, I would have made another trip to Albacrackie...naah. I just got thru with 10 days of radiology there and happy to be back in PIE TOWN, NM ! It's in a unknown area of NM and no one lives here, hence my home now for 13 years. You could have made a run thru on US 60,the original coast to coast HWY and home to great PIES and folks that do live in the middle of nowhere.
You would have gotten a few good rants from me...
Pocket tees, Plaid flannel, shirt untucked, odd sneakers. That was my style all my life and now they think they invented it.
You continue to amaze!
When the Orioles had spring training in Miam; I would wear my ST. Louis Browns hat and the Announcer told everybody i was there.
Plaid is wonderful. In moderation. Not buffalo plaid. I am talking about a cream flannel with narrow lines maybe a wider line occasionally in beige. I am working from the memory of my boyfriends flannel in the 80’s. Or a medium blue again with decent lines.
Lewis, re: your dead iPad, where was the stage crew? I have a hard time believing they couldn't rustle up a USB adapter and extension cord.
The stage crew uses Android stuff.
Saving $$$...maybe?
That rail against the old boomer was wonderful for my soul.
Exactly, use FEMA for relocation. Plenty of room in the Midwest
I just thought of something that would undo reality more than the horse crap we are dealing with now... Jermey Clarkson and Lewis Black get 2gether for a conversation. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Lewis black for president
The Yankees are the epitome of greatness in MLB. Judge is happy there and uniquely able to take the microscopic scrutiny Yankee players are put under. I doubt he’ll go anywhere else.
This was a great one Lewis. You mine Americana's deep veins of humor like a dwarven maniac.
You da'MAN!
Omg, the Sophia bit is absolute perfection.
I love it when kids bellyache about "Old people". Boy, I wish I was a twenty something who'll NEVER get old. We'll be young and quick and strong forever. Nothing like you old farts....But, I will grant the just cause you're old doesn't mean you have to be stupid....
The Yom Kippur greeting is “G’mar chatima tova” or “May you be inscribed in the Book of Life for good.” Also acceptable is “May you have a meaningful fast.”
If your parents and synagogue had you fasting before 13 that’s called child abuse. And there are other situations where you are forbidden from fasting, because your health comes first.
As for children in the main service hearing that message, most synagogues I have belonged to have had children’s services for that and other reasons. Children that attend regularly (going other than on just Yom Kippur and maybe Rosh Hashanah) would have a much better context on that part of the service (at least these days).
I also love the part that you can’t ask G.d for forgiveness for the things you do to other people. You have to specifically confess your failing to these other people and ask for their forgiveness BEFORE you can go before G.d and ask forgiveness for the wrongs against G.d.
I really enjoyed you talking about your fantasy league lol
We live in Tucson. What parking lot are you at and for how long?
I recently got arrested while I was wearing a paisley dress but my passenger was wearing a zebra print robe but he decided to sit on the roof of my car out of my sunroof. And let his robe fly. So far it's cost me $4,720...
Oh lewis MONEY would buy me happiness if i had it I would buy a vacay to Fiji, one of those huts on the water, all inclusive for 2 to 3 weeks!
WATCH HOW HAAAAPPPPPYYYY I WOULD BE! Im a house and commercial cleaner/janitorial housekeper and havent had a vacay in years! Happy happy fckn happy i would be. We love you. You could come along maybe even envite madigan.
Money can't buy happiness, but poverty will get you misery!
Sounds like paradise
Hey Professor, what kind of cricket is this? 🦗 😉
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
How do you submit a rant for his rant cast?
Sago Lewis thank you for sharing the insanity 😅🤣😂
The only place plaid was good is in Spaceballs.
And Tesla (who got it from Spaceballs). ;)
I should have been wearing plaid
Plaid, why not??
People who blame their singleness on interracial relationships are almost always psychopaths. Js.
Omg - Camp Lejeune emails me!!!
The millennial was right what parents do that all the time and you like just pick two items it’s like they’ve never seen this before and this isn’t the first time we’ve gone to a restaurant and had the option of getting 2 for $5 or 2 for $10. They just don’t look at the menu crazy
Lewis, you are usually relatable AF… BUT plaid is good. Smh
Dear Lewis...now that Trevor Noah is leaving the Daily Show, what about you as the next host?????
STOP REBUILDING THE COASTS ⛈️🌊
Wooooow was that way too long of a commercial at the beginning. Yikes,
29:08
I haven’t seen you in a while on the daily show. You know you’re not the right host for that show. This is the second time I heard you mention it.
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23:30
My dad had basic training at Camp Lejeune. A 1956. He married my mother and they moved to Fort Bragg North Carolina because my dad was a good code cracker and he made a pretty damn good Green Beret I was born in Fort Bragg I used to be proud of that, until I found out that Fort Bragg is named after a confederate general Who sold out the confederacy and was an evil prick anyway, the lawyers for the camp Lejune survivors must be using the same database as the god damn Republican freaking party because I get calls from both of them all the time and emails to. I wasn’t conceived in Camp Lejeune I wasn’t born in Camp Lejeune, my father God rest, his soul has been dead for 10 years which has nothing to do with camp Lejune and everything to do with the fact that he was a 50 year fire fighter before they had oxygen masks and fun stuff like that and he smoked 2 1/2 packs of cigarettes a day. I miss him every day, but he fucked up his own life and day who sat next to him at the table for 18 years when he was smoking now at 65 having only smoked pot for maybe two years in college on the weekends have COPD and a motherfucking living petri dish for anything that comes along. But I have nothing to do with that bullshit camp Lejeune. Thanks for letting me get that off my chest. I thought it might lower my cup size a little bit, but no still a fucking double D. And you stupid fucker from camp Lejeune you had nothing to do with that either.
Fucking iPad battery….shit
Holy SH$T I get you’re trying to subvert costs to us and to you but JESUS no no no with the 5 full mins of commercials randomly sprinkled in your post. It’s way too much.
Love ya Lewis!
Lewis, why do you keep looking to the right? Usually you face the camera, not this broadcast. Sorry about the loss of your mother. I often talked about her to Robert Orben who is 95 years old. I’ll be reaching out to you about that man. I look forward to getting to converse with you. If you see this message then Google his name and you’ll know why I want to talk to you about him.
Flag unwanted emails as spam
Unsubscribing does nothing a lot of the time. I still get emails from services i have unsubscribed from.
ivget emails every week from camp lejuene crap. wven after unsubscribing 10 times. i never subscribed, never in militart abd don't even know ehere it is. grifters
What happened to the lewis black that made great jokes about sitting presidents??? Did the Jew in you keep you from talking about Trump?? ... you really lost credibility.