Me: Helps a girl Everyone: Wouldnt that make you A SIMP Me: helps a boy Everyone: wouldn't that make u GAY Me: doesn't help anyone Everyone: Wouldnt that make you PATHETIC
Evil Doctor: Charging toward me with a chainsaw Me: Takes a bite out of an apple The Evil Doctor: Understandable have a nice day *an apple a day keeps the Doctor away*
Let me show you how to scratch it **Proceeds to explain the entire shrek plot backwards and forwards in 3 different languages all in the span of a couple seconds
Me: please be quite in my zoom meeting Mom: you can trust me! Mom: during my zoom meeting: is as loud as hell Me: I thought you said you would be quiet Mom: I HaVe mY rIGhts ThIs iS My hOUsE
My mom is always watching me when I am watching a video and finds the smallest things to complain about in each video. This video applies to that logic.
Me:*Watching a star wars movie with my mom* My dad:Son can you help me fixing this pipe? Me:who are you? My dad:im your father! Me:no! My mom:are you his father?
Parents Normally: Quiet
Parents when kid is on zoom: Screaming till I pass out challenge
Nobody:
That one guy's mic in a zoom class: *high-pitched demonic screeching*
*Ah yes the wish headphone*
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@@metaman1455 Lol
@@metaman1455 Why do u think ur hard
Xbox is worse
@@theglocktopus8988 What does this have to do with Xbox?
Memes: exist
Memenade: now they’re juicy
@Stephen Curry baby don't type words if you don't know how to type
What
I say we juicy today
Cheem gunner
@@ImArduous e
@@avocadofromroblox1813 ok
Me: **is 20 y/o**
My parents: you are a grown up man
Also my parents: you are just a kid
Me: **Confused confusing confusion**
got ur likes to 69 (¬‿¬)
Grim Reaper: “It’s time to go.”
Karen Memes: “Was I a good meme?”
“No.”
“LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!”
but I can make em SOUR
WHOAH! how did you get like that?
everytime I restart A binding of Isaac run because the first item wan't what I wanted, i do a pushup
OOOOh!
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Everybody for 1 second Breathes
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes together we can stop this
@@clonetrooper6437 true
Someone on twitter: doesn't do anything bad
14 year old girls: wouldn't that make you...racist?
Me if i was a billionaire: twitter, SAY GOODBYE
@@johnxmanny i duno twitter is soaking up all the toxic people if we got rid if it they would just flock to a other platform and destroy that
@@theforbiddenpotato8032
OH YES, THAT A GOOD PLAN
didn't get this meme?
@@mooeww143 Basically a bunch of white 14 year old girls think the littlest things that deal with race is racist.
Wife: He's probably thinking of other women
Me: *Why do your lips separate when you say Touch, but your lips touch when you say Separate?*
*Now this is questionable*
(MetaMan has rated your meme : 8/10)
Now this is questionable
Oh my fuckin gosh
I fear no man, but that thing
"Breakout rooms"
It scares me.
Jesus Loves u
Isaac Newton: imma sit under this tree
The apple that fell on his head: *its showtime*
Humans: "Use eyes to navigate"
Bats: "REY!"
Rey. Ikora Rey.
“Tell me what life is for without telling me what life is for”
Memenade: *uploads video*
Sorry, we don’t simp here
We’re not Clumsy
@@tajinforpresident admiring a person isn't simping dummy
Her: He's probably thinking about other girls
*screen goes white*
FISHTANK
yeah what's up with that? I looked in the comments to find out and so I did
I was like, da heck?
*F I S H T A N K*
Me and my last 1% watching memes for 6 hours: * high pitched 1% battery laugh *
Nobody:
Legit nobody:
Not even Albert Einstein himself:
That one teacher yelling a lecture in gym: *demonic distorted high pitch screaming*
Oop
I already knew you meant 1st in replay I think
Thx for ruining the whole comment by edited your comment saying that you reached 13 likes
Sorry, I Just surprised even tho makes no sense of why I said o reached 13 likes
@@justapersonhere8031 why wont you remove the edit though? Just remove the thkng and just react irl
Nobody:
Absolutly Nobody:
My mom when cooking:
Fire resistance
Haste 10
9:38
Her : He's probably thinking about other girls
Him : "FISH TANK"
*one cookie left*
Brain: *eliminate other players*
TH-cam: Would you like to try TH-cam premium?
Me: No thanks
5 minutes later
"Would you-"
DID I STUTTER?!
Anything: happens
The Balkans: FIGHT
Me: Helps a girl
Everyone: Wouldnt that make you A SIMP
Me: helps a boy
Everyone: wouldn't that make u GAY
Me: doesn't help anyone
Everyone: Wouldnt that make you PATHETIC
*Sad sigh*
@Eliana Volfson yup
Nobody:
6 year old me after seeing negative numbers: Confused Unga Bunga
Teacher: making friends is still posible in this pandemic!
Me with already no friends: *ah, humour based on my pain, ha ha ha*
Neither me
When you see memes about online school but your school is still open
Nice profile pic
@@MuktoriasSecret thanks
Satan: I fear no man, but those people...
[People who sleep in the dark without covering themselves with a blanket.]
*They scare me.*
If you stab a penguin it dies
*Don’t ever use the word cold with me*
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@@curioustroodon the real question is where you stab it
@@scifidino5022 brain,heart dick etc etc
Me: doesn't stand straight
Old people: hm tastes like disrespect
Me: Opens a relatively new video.
Someone in the comments:
Me: Opens the video.
Random 8 year old: fIRst
Me to the 8 year old kid why he is not the first: YOU SIMPLY HAVE LESS VALUE
2:37 skilled spy mains-rabbit: worships the ambassador
No one
Me after waking up every morning:
*High Pitched Demonic Screeching*
9:07 Little kids: *confused screaming*
Friend: How many times have your parents compared you to other children
Me:*inhales*
Nobody:
That one guy you're playing with: *vacuuming noises*
mom:cooking chicken
me:ok
mom: puts vegitables
me:you dare to poison me
Everyone: has an actually normal sleep schedule
My ass waking up every day at 4:00:
I don’t have such weaknesses
Humans: *Use eyes to navigate*
Bats: [High-pitched demonic screaming]
Batman: Both. Both is good
Me trying to sleep peacefully
Memenade who uploads at 12:30 am
Are you really in charge here
Evil Doctor: Charging toward me with a chainsaw
Me: Takes a bite out of an apple
The Evil Doctor: Understandable have a nice
day
*an apple a day keeps the Doctor away*
No one:
Literally no one:
9:40 : *FISH TANK*
Memes:exist
Memenade:I will take your whole stonks
Let me show you how to scratch it
**Proceeds to explain the entire shrek plot backwards and forwards in 3 different languages all in the span of a couple seconds
9:40 Her: I bet he’s thinking of other girls
Him: F I S H T A N K
Me before going on holiday:a avocado
Me after coming back from holiday:a raisin
Everyone now, talking about gravity falls, but no one remember, the first version of gravity falls:
Hilda books by luke pearson
Me: please be quite in my zoom meeting
Mom: you can trust me!
Mom: during my zoom meeting: is as loud as hell
Me: I thought you said you would be quiet
Mom: I HaVe mY rIGhts ThIs iS My hOUsE
Me: stabs my mom 30 times
Mom in heaven: you weren’t supposed to do that
Death: It's time to go.
Queen Elizabeth: Simp.
Memes that breaths you
5:27 public school toilets be like LOL
keep up the good work bro
"Billy what have you done?!"
"Mike ka-chowski."
"What are you waiting for? Reload!"
Quite kid become the monitor and takes out the Black book
Everybody in the class: heavy breathing noises
The whole class: "RUNNNNN IT'S *DEATH NOTE* !!!!"
Asian at 50: young
Asian at 60: O L D
*Asian at 15 : Baby*
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9:41 : visible frustration
Me: **wants to watch TH-cam**
My WiFi: hola
Me: **tries to attend online class**
My WiFi: adios
Me: inhales
Me: dies
My little brother when lying
Parents:I believe you
Me when lying
Parents:Nice lie
Meme:exists
Memenade:I shall make you... JUICY
Me in breakout room for group assignments
Everyone in the room: its time *turn of cam*
You are so reliable.
And what huh?
My dog: exists
Me: Wouldn't that make you...
*A GOOD BOY?*
Me: Gets 10 dollars on my birthday
My mom: Hippitry hoppity your happiness is my property
"Ha ha ha"
*Cries
The teacher calls it a howling,
I calls it trap music
Scientists: plants are likely to feel pain.
Vegans: we’ve been backstabbed, betrayed and quite possibly bamboozled.
5:21
Meme Template:
*The Day I Became A God*
Welcome
My mom is always watching me when I am watching a video and finds the smallest things to complain about in each video. This video applies to that logic.
Am I the only one who got the pampers add-
- Grumpy cat, physical tank
- Polite cat, attacker
- Cat yelled at by women, supporter
- Thurston Waffles, ether expert
- Pop cat, healer
- Vibing cat, agility tank
- Lawyer cat, customizable
Curtains are most often maid of a cotton and polyester mix due to its durability and cost
It’s the best hearing the words
Daily juicy memes, everyday 7pm UK time
Black panther : wackanda forever
After Chadwick dies : wackanda never
Daddy Lemon!!!
Me:*Watching a star wars movie with my mom*
My dad:Son can you help me fixing this pipe?
Me:who are you?
My dad:im your father!
Me:no!
My mom:are you his father?
7:10 literally me all throughout Middle School
8:13 This meme template has been going on for ages and it never gets old
Nobody:
The spider after I go get my shoe: *disappears*
I thought my whole life it was pronounced meh-meh
uNtiL tOdAY!
6:52 Terry the shark should stop by every Wednesday to give us something new.
depression:*exist*
memenade: we dont have that here
#t2m
3:18
Arknights players: *I don’t have such weaknesses*
3:44 I love how he had to take a picture from his phone because Disney+ doesn't allow screenshots
My favorite animals having their meme as the thumbnail again, heck yeah.
Remember, scream at the dark and you shall see the light.
Sodium: * Serious dragon *
Chlorine: * Serious dragon *
Sodium + Chlorine: * Foolish dragon *
World if Tik Tok didn’t exist:
*perfect utopia*
Nobody :
6yr olds when they play roblox :
Poor spongebob
Teachers: students only sleep for 3 hours or dons study for 1 hour.
Students: both, both is good.
Fish
I meant firwt
First
Lmao fish-
The boss in fight: 💪😎
The boss when u get it: 😥👎
*insert funny meme here*
This is how my day starts
Pyro gaming approves juicy memes
Love your content, keep it up
@@zabeenakbar1928 who
Land: exists
Britain: and I took that
baby: *turns 1 years old*
dad: Now, say my name.
I have autism and that meme about people with autism being super nice just made my day. Thanks
"The sun never sets on the British Empire"
Meanwhile France in 2021: *Am I a joke to you?*
There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Memenade 100K Subs Stream.
I’m looking at you, GrimWhisper6.
memenade : place some old meme on video
me : thank you for the happiness
this video just made my day 10 times beter
When a moblie game ad directs you to Safari instead of the app store: YOU DAMN TRAITORS!
Minecraft: Who are you
Ark: I’m you but Dinosaur
6:37 that’s funny, because whenever I hear up for example a pizza. The top is fire, and the bottom is frickin lava
1:42 never before have i found a meme more relatible
The Flanders one should have been Ted Lasso.