Looked for this comment. Crazy how people get sucked into watching someone else play a game we have normally. No tips and tricks just playing it lol 😆 I'm out
@@ljt4081 saying most kids enjoy watching someone else play the game that they currently play and most likely do the same thing so its mind boggling like why? Now if its a tip or trick then ok makes sense
@@bobwaka1 people enjoy it in their own way. I personally don't understand it. My niece is guilty, watches kids play with dolls in a doll house for hours. To each their own
TGG: "I'm a professional hitman" Also TGG: *chases target around the entire city in a fully armored car firing enough rockets to take down Air Force One*
@@Lethalwepon309 any idea what vehicle can take a bit of punishment I'm using my moc cabat the moment it seems to be the safest way of getting around with people in jets and mk2 oppressors
yeah, no vehicle can take more than 10 explosives of every kind, orbital cannon destroys every vehicle in the game, whether it's a faggio or an avenger
When everyone leaves it’s mainly caused by ping spikes or connection inconsistencies of sorts. It actually disconnects you from that lobby and puts you in a solo public lobby.
Bro lol I spent hours last night, in my savage or Sparrow flying around giving lifts to players who looked stranded lol like way in the mountains or something
For anyone who likes to skip English Dave calls, simply go to pause menu and it will automatically skip Dave calls easy . You can do that with Tom as well
I've actually done that. I was stuck in Bad Sport lobby for 2 weeks, but still attempted to sell my Bunker, MC businesses, Special Cargo, Vehicle Cargo. It's kinda fun fighting against griefers during deliveries.
@@bramvanaar2185 Yeah, your right.. I only said something because some people may take you seriously on, "no weapons", when you can't skip that setup. In the No Kills Video, yes, you can tell with the take of the primary target.
by pressing P and not esc because esc is responsible for other things as well such as backing out from phones and menus but P stands for Pause Menu and it's stupid for it to back out on a phone when the name is literally pause menu
@@nuv2987 being level 160 doesn’t mean your a pro Ima personally level 105 and knew about this since a long. But it doesn’t matter there are many thing u know and I don’t and there are many things I know and u don’t this is why we are a community helping each other out😀.
Key parts of being a hitmen, even in real life. 1. Be stealthy aka, use silencers 2. Long range shots would be a preferred modus operandi, since no one around the target would know from where the shot was taken 3. If the target is in a crowd, try to lure them to the back at a building of some sort. 4. Do not attract any attention to oncoming and nearby civilians, you have one target and one target only. Speaking out of experience
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First!!!
ur comment got pinned lol
lol
ahhh yess i got pinned, thats some dig bick energy from me !!!
@@ruberbob66 i think he pinned it because he was making fun of you but its still funny so who gives af
@@billthompson4018 ummm no he pinned it cause im first, this is an achievement that need to be praised and reconsidered.
when he said "eliminate me" i felt that deep down inside
r/Im14andthisisdeep
@@mr.dxrden r/im15andthisisyeet
Burned a martyr
This request might had a second bottom
Simeon: I want your car
English Dave: I want your time
Lester: I want your money
Random lvl 1s in heist: I want your cut
Lol 😂
LoL
I like ya cut G
So true they want like 25% on a full heist
@@mahmoudelfata4179 25%? more like 50%
I remember the days when everybody in GTA instantly becomes hitmen when they see a bounty
I still be on it when i see em 😂
Still happens lmao
9k is a kill.
These days they become supervillains
But now it's ppl becoming witches with broom stick :/
alternative title: "I Become a griefer that asks for consent for a day"
Looked for this comment. Crazy how people get sucked into watching someone else play a game we have normally. No tips and tricks just playing it lol 😆 I'm out
@Rubbersidedown2 huh
@@ljt4081 saying most kids enjoy watching someone else play the game that they currently play and most likely do the same thing so its mind boggling like why? Now if its a tip or trick then ok makes sense
@@RubberSideDown2 What if you play the game while watching someone else plays who has a different accent from you?
@@bobwaka1 people enjoy it in their own way. I personally don't understand it. My niece is guilty, watches kids play with dolls in a doll house for hours. To each their own
RIP in chat for COLTERA
6 cards 6 players, 2 for the mafia, 4 for the civillians
that's judging your name
@@AxmPlays Mafia
@@AxmPlays what are you talking about dummy
@@darthvader7399 bruv look at this name
@@betasquadlol8828 yh
Challenge idea: escape 5 stars following all traffic laws.
Not possible
@Torbe Vandecautere I'm sure that doesn't count as legal
@@Skyman58 he said following *traffic Rules* not all rules
@Torbe Vandecautere that isn't legal
Well traffic law says that need to go to the side of road when police tells you to stop
TGG: "I'm a professional hitman"
Also TGG: *chases target around the entire city in a fully armored car firing enough rockets to take down Air Force One*
Gotta get it done, agent 47 uses explosive ducks
The amount of modder recently is insane, they aren’t even trying to hide it anymore
Because rockstar sucks at banning them
@@poopoogamer1232 but don't do a money glitch, those are illegal
Nice day to play on console
@@kgill-_-7042 until someone has a savewizard and infinite orbs you
@@SYXX-II what’s that lol
*You hit the sidewalk on the way to the stunt jump,* you're truly a Hitman.
Petition for TGG to a heist with ikickdogs and give him 85%
No thanks I have enough money
@@ikickdogsforfun136 r/madlads
@@ikickdogsforfun136 if this is actually you hope you're okay brother
@@ikickdogsforfun136 is it really you bro?
@@prestonboles4991 yea it’s me
When English Dave calls you just pull up the map and it will stop
yea but u can get a free car with him
@@rarvlogs786 Fr?
@@user-ig6iw8fk1y Yea
Bruh
That guy was clearly modding that arena war vechile only takes 2 rockets
or god mode glitch
Dang i thought of buying that vehicle as defence against greifers
@@skaringamer9064 yeah it only takes 2 rpgs and 2-3 homing
@@Lethalwepon309 any idea what vehicle can take a bit of punishment I'm using my moc cabat the moment it seems to be the safest way of getting around with people in jets and mk2 oppressors
@@skaringamer9064 the terrobyte tanks better then the moc
" I dont wanna go into that street.... It looks a bit dangerous"..... Said the hitman
F to pay respects to the guy who eliminated himself
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Ladies and gentlemen, we found modest pelicans son who is too embarrassed of his father so wears a mask in a way to disown him
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5:46 - 8:38 That guy in the arena war vehicle is definitely a modder
yeah some sad stuff like that.. or godmode.. basically sad lol
Godmode
yeah, no vehicle can take more than 10 explosives of every kind, orbital cannon destroys every vehicle in the game, whether it's a faggio or an avenger
MOC takes more than 10 rockets
@Favo Riten i just said 10 i meant like a bit more
Never switched from the hub to youtube so fast before
O_O bruh
ayo😏 what vid were u watching?
@@SawanSingh2005 step sis cooms (youtube won't let me say that word) and dad catches her
@@billthompson4018 Aight lemme check it out😏
@@billthompson4018 I cant find it, send me the link
The guy who said fake tgg watching this video be like’ oh...ok’
Lol
+
Respect
8:20 clearly a modder... no way that vehicle is so armored.
When everyone leaves it’s mainly caused by ping spikes or connection inconsistencies of sorts. It actually disconnects you from that lobby and puts you in a solo public lobby.
The arena war vehicles die in one rocket he’s probably using a god mode glitch
They take six guided missiles if ur inside but only two if nobody is in it. But yeah that dude was 100% using godmode.
6:33 lmao the perfectly cut noooo!!
0:43 that moment when you notice the Sparrow about to grief cargo
*Thor:* I'm proud of you, Gaming Gorilla. I grant you access to Asgard at your wish...
I do this in lobbies when I'm bored and I give lifts too
Bro lol I spent hours last night, in my savage or Sparrow flying around giving lifts to players who looked stranded lol like way in the mountains or something
Me2
I hope more people like you would play the game, unlike stupid cargo griefers and tryhards
Rolls up in an Insurgent... "You call for an Uber?" Lmao
@@odm87 I just do car meets whenever in bored in GTA.
Wdym hitman everyone hires themself as a hitman and makes the cargo guys their target
Don't worry coltera is just a paid actor :)
Heh, lol u got hearted.
12:50, I’m not crying - you are. 🥺
I hope you can meet him again ! This is another great video 😂✌🏻
For anyone who likes to skip English Dave calls, simply go to pause menu and it will automatically skip Dave calls easy . You can do that with Tom as well
We know
@@goretzka638 tgg did5
Or you could just do his 3 missions get the free car and he'll be gone for good
@@DrakoTheTwink I didn’t knew that 😅
@@goretzka638 well I’m talking to everyone not just u m8 so u don’t need to say “wE kNoW” like I’m only talking to u 🤦♂️
That first person was in god mode. And you still went after him😂
10:29 how the yellow guy dies lol
11:40 that guy was me loool
Legends say, coltera is still burning to this day...
3:35 the mafia I love it!
6:12 HAHAHHA THE THOMAS MUSIC LMAO
9:23 lol
"Mission failed we'll get em next time "
F to pay respects to the guy who eliminated himself 👏
Challenge idea: Sell all your businesses stock in a bad sport lobby without being griefed
oh no
impossible
TGG please I beg u pleasseeee make a video on my challenge too I have been asking for now 3 months
he can't play in a good sport lobby for around 3-7 days since he's already been in a bad sport lobby once
I've actually done that. I was stuck in Bad Sport lobby for 2 weeks, but still attempted to sell my Bunker, MC businesses, Special Cargo, Vehicle Cargo. It's kinda fun fighting against griefers during deliveries.
TGG: How many rockets can u take?
That guy: YES
Also that guy:My mod menu says 8 but at 90 degrees
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
Challenge : Be a bodyguard of a player with bounty for 1 day in a full lobby
I was thinking about this idea for so long and you did a video on it when no one else did. Thank you legend.
Alternate title: "killing random players who did nothing to me and likely nothing to anyone else!"
5:27 here is the certificate that npc's directly try to crash into you!
Challenge idea: do the cayo perico heist on aggresive without weapons
You're required to grab at least 1 loadout, and he already did a not killing anyone where he didn't use weapons🤷
You can just ‘not’ use any weapons and did he do it on hard mode that one time???
@@bramvanaar2185 Yeah, your right.. I only said something because some people may take you seriously on, "no weapons", when you can't skip that setup. In the No Kills Video, yes, you can tell with the take of the primary target.
Its ok bro, have a good day
@@bramvanaar2185 Anytime. Do u play yourself?
When Dave calls, pause the game for a moment and you won't have to sit through the entire talk
0:07 this well parked car...
I completed the Dave missions JUST so he’d stop calling me.
BIG TIP FOR EVERYONE: if english dave calls you you can go in to your pause menu and get out😌
fr i thought everyone knew this
People who found out themselves be like:
@@ashtond2137 im just tryna help
Hey TGG, you can back out of Dave’s call by opening then closing the map.
Thx
lol he is a noob he didn’t know that
by pressing P and not esc because esc is responsible for other things as well such as backing out from phones and menus but P stands for Pause Menu and it's stupid for it to back out on a phone when the name is literally pause menu
@@vanshjaipuria5805 I’m level 160 something and only found it a few weeks ago
@@nuv2987 being level 160 doesn’t mean your a pro Ima personally level 105 and knew about this since a long.
But it doesn’t matter there are many thing u know and I don’t and there are many things I know and u don’t this is why we are a community helping each other out😀.
The second guy, my friend had that monster truck too, it just takes 1 missile only the guy was invincible. For sure!!!!!!
When Dave calls you, press options and go back
2:53 dont mind me just looking at his outfit for my gta5 online character
Key parts of being a hitmen, even in real life.
1. Be stealthy aka, use silencers
2. Long range shots would be a preferred modus operandi, since no one around the target would know from where the shot was taken
3. If the target is in a crowd, try to lure them to the back at a building of some sort.
4. Do not attract any attention to oncoming and nearby civilians, you have one target and one target only.
Speaking out of experience
Hol'up
who's just waiting for the weekly double money and discounts, its 2AM
-Im a professional hitman, who do you want me to eliminate?
Customer: Kill Avon Hertz.
😳
2:47 littrilly crying rn
3:03 Rip your the best editor keep the great work
Bro Dave calls you at the times where your in a "crisis situation"
1:20 if Mr. Bean became a hitman
2:36 I cried 😂
4:45 are those the friendly modders :3
Just a tip: if you put up your map when dave calls you you can skip the call
I’m doing this when I get on today. Hopping on the mic and yelling hired hit man message who you want offed 😂
06:24 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TGG: "Who would you like to be eliminated?"
Client: "Me"
Man just resigned his life.
Haven’t watched yet, but already know this gon be a banger 🔥
3:34 savage. The fact that she did it (her character) seemingly without even looking at him was cold af.
Do more of this trolling stuff man it's so fun!!!!!
That first kill was the best one hands down
7:58 wow
😂 I couldn’t stop laughing. Please do more hire a hitman episodes. 🤘🏼
When Dave calls hit the pause and he will go away this might help some people 🤷🏼♂️
12:35 rip that 😺 ayy
Does nobody realized that the thumbnail name "NoobMaster69" is from Avenger : Endgame
Coltera: my goals are beyond your understanding
omg stepbro I'm stuck lmfao
Around 4:30, how a PC GTA Online lobby looks like, in a nutshell.
Yo the kids at 3:40 are 1940 mafia members
The truck think didn't even blow lol "We Will Be Right Back" 😂
challenge: find ikickdogs and tell him it's gonna be okay.
Noobmaster69 in the thumbnail if thor saw that guy he would be dead immediatly hahahaha
You can cancel English Dave’s call by pulling up the map
“Not this guy again, it’s the go kart guy” had me dying
It's so sad that u said no bowling :( and then he thinks u left 😢
10:40 what are you doing step-cops
3:05 ;-;😭
Tip for you guys
Whenever Dave calls you open the options menu to skip it :)
Edit : by options menu I mean the map not interaction menu
Thanks for the video. Been a really shitty day I needed a laugh thanks mate
‘Oh my god stepbro I’m stuck! Lmao
TGG if you go onto the map when English Dave calls you then it cancels the call, im not lying
Everyone knows that
Clearly tgg doesn’t
@@fabigaming6947 I'm pretty sure he let the call play out for comedy value.
When Dave called the second time i died laughing
You should complete those English Dave missions man it gives you just the car to go for Hitman style :D
Surely I’m not the only one who was waiting on coltera to pull out a gun just before he was terminated 🤣🤣
English Dave calling at the perfect moment, as always 😆😆
When he lights the person on fire it’s so dramatic lol
When English dave calls you . You can go on your map and it will cancel him BYE ENGLISH DAVE
thumbnail: "NoobMaster69"
me: i understood that reference!
“ Omg step bro I’m stuck “🤣🤣🤣🤣