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When You’re LATE for Class
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 พ.ค. 2021
- How you be explaining yourself to the teacher when you’re late for class!
Editor: Tumi Mamabolo
DOP: Kelvin Muvevi
Content Director: Nathi Ndlovu
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Between the three, Which one would you say it was/is you
Loved it, you’re doing an amazing job😭❤️
Yebo kakhulu😂❤
Of cos😹😹❤
Yes❤
Yes sir😭🔥
“Just tie your hair and sit down”
WHY IS IT SO ACCURATE THAT THE TEACHERS CARE MORE ABOUT HAIR THEN THE ACTUAL STUDENTS-
U nailed it😂😂😂😂
Is ur name xander
I love ur pfp
@@chloenaidoo6817 ty
Especially when your hair is long👀
It's Lorenzo for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 " voetsek"😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did they say it means go away ? I was told it was a swear word.
I'm dead bro!
🤣🤣🤣I did not expect that 🤣🤣🤣
Lasizwe is a jitz kullid, yoh yoh yoh
@@owami it's a rude way of saying go away in afrikaans. It's offensive
Whoever thinks Lasiswe needs to be a stand up comedian and is abit underrated.
Say I🖐
👋I
That's a bit far-fetched don't you think? 😬😬
@@keotshepileselloe8998 Nope, Its your opinion I guess, I respect that though, Everyone's opinion matters. God bless💗😊
I ❤❤❤❤
I🤚
“ It’s your father that’s absent” 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you, you killed me today. I’m dead now. This is me typing from the afterlife.
Lol
This sent me😂😂😂😂😂
You typing from the after life then how do we get it like weft everyone knows you lieing every one in the cmts knows they do Brun they do next time type so thing that makes sense like do it next time bye
@@luyandatakane958 dude she just means she was laughing chill
@@luyandatakane958I can see that you are hate on people she meant that she was in the after maybe she got her phone in her hand
"is it because i'm black" .🤣🤣🤣😭
'Me mam I can organize a toitoi"😭😭😭😭when last last I used that word
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Say ngwe😭😭😭😭
"I know das right!"😂😭
Athi say ngwe
"You jumped into my words" 😂😂😂
Lorenzo's storytelling abilities are so accurate! My friends be describing a WHOLE MOVIE. lmaoo😂
"Me I'm not like Muzi ma'am. Who is always early but getting zeroes!"
Lmaoo💀💀😭
😂🤣😂🤣😂
She murdered Muzi😂
Brush 🤣😅😅
@@osikoayisa4645 yohh😂😂
@@osikoayisa4645 z
“Ma’am chase him out” 😂
Memories 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Eish i always hated those ones
“Noboohlie” 😭ya no the white teachers stay butchering our names 😏
Am I the only one who heard "If you need a shoulder to cry on I am here" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was like "I seee what you did there"
😅😅😅Its the Luncheon vibes
And it sounded like Nomatriquency 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣Mr Smeg
Mr Smeg😂😂😂
there is a whole freedom fighter in this class 😂😂😂
A whole Sarafina
😂😂😂
We all have that one RCL who uses the meetings as an excuse to be late for class😹.
How does lasizwe come up with this Afrikaans teachers names?😂😂
"Van Voeg"...
Sooooo good...🇿🇦
"Say ngwe" 😩😂😂 The call for itoyitoyi being egged on by the students sent me
“Is it because I’m black ma’am?” “Say ngwee!” 😂😂💀
“She’s always absent”
👈🏾 your father, ubabakho loyo🥵
Hai😂😂😂
🙉
NGPHELILE🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your father 🤣🤣
I felt that burn, yhoo😵
You’d swear Lasizwe was a cocky one at school during his times
lorenzo and his teacher should have their own reality show 😭
Everybody's fireballs are looking at me 🤣🤣🤣
I died 😭😂😂😂
"You are causing eyes for me"😂😂😂😂😭
@@taniasmith9240 lol
" me maam I can organize a toitoi now "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"say ngwe!"🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yhuuu I died!
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Her: It's your father who is absent💀😭🤣I enjoyed shame he always finds a way to put a smile on my face 😊
Can we make Nobuhle a series please 😭😂
I also enjoyed Nobuhle
Hahaha she'd be a good wife for Durkie
@@joshuamayala9259 mixed...
I enjoyed her🤣🤣🤣
Yes please
Guys Laziswe’s colored accent is on point 🔥🔥🤞
Candice: "He's lying ma'am..."
Lorenzo: "Voetsek..........voetsek"
😂😂
I LOVE THIS GUY😂😂
LOVE FROM ZIMBABWE🇿🇼
"Ma'am She's always absent"😂😂😂 The reply- 👈🏽That's your father 😂
There's always that kid in class who comes early and gets low grades😂
Its the coloured guy for me😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂
It’s the “yewena Lorenzo” for me🤣🤣🤣
That "Fotseke, tsek"😂😂😭
Nobuhle is the gherl she thinks she is🙈🙈🙈 I love the power "I know that's right"😂😂😂
It's Nobuhle for me 😂😂😂🔥
“Mam he’s lying” 😂😂😂
*Lauren*- Is that smart girl in your class, she is in a school representative counsil, or even the head girl , she is nice to everyone. She has neva been in trouble and she doesn't even know how detention room looks like. She is very naive when it comes to relationships or maybe don't date at all and ofcourse she participates in a lot of things at school. The only reason she gets called at the principals office is because of her accolades.
*Lorenzo*- my God he is a liar , liar, liar always making up stories and excuses but his lies always get him out of trouble. Ofcourse he s the school's casanova, he is cute, he has an iphone, his parents are middle class and when it comes to school work he ofcourse he gets zeros on his homeworks but during tests imbuzi weJesu akakopeli akakopeli. He doesn't care about high marks as long as he gets a fair marks that enough. Somehow he is able to have average above 50.
*Nobushley(Nobuhle)*- uphumasilwe nje ke loyo akabhedelwa. She is very talkative and always ready to fireback. Because she is so outspoken uyadelela it had landed her in trouble many times but she passes so well. She does her school work and her marks are impressive mara attitude yagivana strong. Wazi izindaba zabanye abagive ngazo😂😂 ukuthi uthisha bani ojola nothisha bani or who is cheated on😂😂 uhluphile ugirl. If she is a class representative just coz she is passing well she doesn't lead by example fusegisa wonke umuntu 😂😂😂 you say something mean to her or if a teacher is trying to embarrass her she won't have it. Hence her parents are ALWAYS called at school coz of her smart mouth 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 literally
@@LasizweDambuza please make it a series. like a mini yizo yizo call it 'it it's it it's' hayi if you don't get this pun angazi ke nami
@@LasizweDambuza 🙌🙌🙌🙌❤️❤️ really loved this!
Loooool
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"you see your kids Ma'am?"
Yoh lasizwe you never disappoint "your father is absent" i died
"Mam, the problems I have" Lorenzo🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Your learners are provoking me every body's fireballs are on me😂😂😂😂😂
"Chomi,Loren if you need a shoulder to cry on I'm here baby girl"😂😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😅😅😂😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😅😅😂
Ma'am you jumped into my words....organize a toyi toyi wena girl😂😂😂I love you @Lasizwe
"Did you just swear in my class "😂😂😂 I'm dying.
Hai man lasizwe since when are you depressed 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣don't forget the "my parents pay school fees ma'am" when you're told to leave the classroom😭😂🙌🏽
Lasizwe's acting is everything 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I knew Nobuhle was trouble when she talked about tuck shop while late… fire scene 🔥🔥🔥
“Say ngwe Ma’am” 🤣🤣🤣😂
"Why is everybody's fireballs looking at me"😂🤣
I was such a Nobuhle... Even made my Biology teacher cry and leave the classroom. These teachers had a tendency of jumping into our words! 😂😂😂
“say nwe” 😂😂😂
I'm not gonna lie😹🙌🏽 Lorenzo caught my eye😻🔥
You jumped into my words
i remember my excuse was always “RCL meeting” related😭😭💀💀
One teacher threatened to call the RCL head, did i not almost choke on my food?!😭✋🏼
🤣🤣🤣
Me too😹
You're cute🥺 and your hair! 🔥
@@joe_lubinda Thank You🤍🦋🥺
So icard yomlungu Declined On Saturday..was i not tempted to scream “Iya deline(a)”😭😭✋🏼
😭😂🏃💀 yohhh!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂oh my goodness
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hawu nawe mara, why didn't you? Yabonake 😪🤣
Jo,it's your father that's absent ❤️💔
'"If you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm here" Is Mr Smeg in the building?
it's the last scene for me😭🤣
“Everybody’s fireballs are looking at me now”😂😂😂😂💔
I was exactly like Nobushley back in high school!!🤣🤣🔥
Okay but can we all talk about how nice his matric jacket looked
I pity the mam that has to take all these explanations 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Its your dad thats absent" 💔😂💀At this point i forgot my problems
"😂😂😂😂Mam I can organize a protest right now"😂😂😂😂😂😂
We all know Buhle😂😂😂 every class has a Buhle
'ma'am chase him out' got me 😂😍
It’s the “Nobushle” for mee😭😭😭😭
It's the background class members and "chommie Lauren if you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm here babygirl" for me 🤣
Lorenzo's storytelling is on point 😂😂
"I know that's right "😂😂😂😭
@lasizwe thank you for carrying us through this COVID pandemic... honestly, you're part of the reason we're reminded how diverse and kwaai our country is. I feel nostalgic man..
The white child always knows how to talk to her teachee
Quick with the manipulation 😂
“I can organize a protest”yhoo aii 😂😂😂I’m dead⚰️🤞
Say ngwe ma’am! 😂😂😭
OMG....I can't believe other countries say "Say Ng'we" to bait somebody before they do something😂😂😂🇰🇪🇰🇪
Hey WhatsApp it's your girl from Kenya too. 🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪 but I live in SA. Its 21 years this year. I love Lasizwe he's supper hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@@monicahnyokabimacua wow! We love SA too.. But hope you're OK considering everything that's going on ❤️
@@whatever0090 yes I'm ok. I live in capetown so there was no looting.
NOBUHLE 🙌🏽🙌🏽 A REAL ONE 😂🔥🔥🔥
"Mam chase him out just like that "😂
This guy never fails to crack me up. I'm so ript I feel like I will pass out 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂. This is so accurate but the "your father is absent " finished me.
"Why you late??! GET OUT" Okaaayyyy..... Soo do I get out or do I tell you why I'm late????.. [I'm not even going to comment on the hair situation 🙄]
You causing eyes for me😂
"You jumped in my words"😭
RCL meeting 😂😂😭
"I have a right to be here"😂
I'm definitely that self entitled one
Your futsek is becoming legendary....I always try to imitate 😭😂😂😂😂😂
The accuracy😂😂😂😂😂
“Your father” 😭😭💀😂I felt that
Mem there was shooting , twa twa twa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely no one:
Nobuhle: "because ma'am I'll start a Toyi Toyi" 😹😹😭😭
aii guys Lasizwe is something else😂😂😂😂😂😂"Nobuhle" killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm definitely Nobuhle😂😂😂😂💀
the toy toy part sent me 😭😭😂
It's Nobuhle for me🤣💖🤣🤣
"And then you jumped into my words"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"your father is absent" 😂🤣yasis, savage
The children in my class will say their driver cam late or they forgot their lunch😂
you jumped into my words😂😂🤣
You're actually a brilliant actor❤
“Voetsek” 😭😭😭😭😭 Lorenzo reminds me of a classmate of mine 💀💀💀💀💀
Lasizwe left school a while ago... neh guyss😂