Fr ....when you said "periods Wale din ladkiya weak ho jati h"and sports Mai aage nhi h" bro ngl today I had my basketball match and it's my third day guess what I won 😅 I'm not saying ki " ase kese bol Diya mard h to kya hum bhi sbh kuch kr skte h " but it's like a considence yk 😙so just wanted to share it with you 😌 and I'm also in 9th tho😅VIVEK BE MY HOUSEWIFE 💐💜
Honestly the best mood lifter with a great humour of all time. Hats off dude for always making us laugh and also since you asked so politely ...." Vivek be my housewife !! " XD
This was so so good man!!....I usually don't comment on videos but this one had me! Just 2 min ago, I was crying continuously and then opened youtube out of frustration. This video appeared on my youtube algo. and you made my day man!! Tbh! The best stand up comedian ...Hoping for you to have a show in Kanpur
Should also raise your concern regarding how he is proudly selling period sex, ldki ho to thodi sharam aur sensibility rkho th-cam.com/video/64TIihkOjpA/w-d-xo.htmlsi=YG9tM_3cmi6sv2_g
Omg... i just cant believe how this person never fails to make me laugh even in my worst mood... this show just took all my stress away... vivek never fails to deliver ❤😂
“Tumme mere toxic traits dekhe kahan hain" so good man😂 Vivek jokes apart I wanna tell you that I love the way you talk on serious issues in such way you're such great artist.I have a request,I want to interact with you personally I hope you'll reply me. Love you cutie❤️
Finally you’ll be coming to Varanasi..you’re my favourite stand up comedian. I wanted to watch your show so much. The way you respect everything even while making a joke is incredible. Love from varanasiiiiiiiiiiiiii💓💓
Today is my first day of periods and i am watching your video. Vivek you are a green flag.. ❤ how you talk about periods social taboo... Love your videos ❤
This video is about 1. Vibek samtani 2.kala pani (virat) 3.nonveg biriyani. 4.periods ki zindagani. 5.vibek ki dewani (ex gf) 6.for all the rani.(every woman in the room and in the world) Btw If you guys notice vibek samtani is in sherwani Looks like pure hindustani And Ladkiya do not worry about your menstrual blood and pani Comment he to toofani
Tomorrow is my physics examination (pre boards)...but then also this video of vivek samtani bhaiya seems important then studies... lmao 😂😂😂 Btw love your videos...❤❤
ohh myy goddd........vivek u always nailed it srsly.....jitna bhi bura mood kharab ho mera.....ur videos are enough to uplift my mood......u r awesome................Vivek be my HOUSEWIFE..............hehehehee.....all love to u
So cutest you're man...I love your videos...the way you speak about the taboo which people generally refer not to talk about...is something else only...lots of love...❤️❤️
When I first got my period, I was 11 years old I didn't tell my mom about that because I also thought I had cancer I was afraid that she would blame me for being obessed. I also thought that I might have been dreaming and it's nothing But then I decided to tell my mom about this and she was like "areyy budhu tujhe periods aaye hai "😂😂
My favourite comedian ❤ ...kitna bhi serious topic ho but the way you come with jokes is dammm 😂.... Be my housewife ❤😂😅( bass weekly video hote toh aur accha hota )
Love the way you do.. 😉 (Comedy guys) 😂 The lines❤ Ki tu halki si meri hoja m pura tera ho na chahata hu Mano tu wo samundar hai nadi ki tarah tere m khona chahata hu ❤... Or ye sab bol ke........ 😂
Vivek u r so funny and u know one thing ur jokes always makes me laugh even when I'm sad. Lots of love to u mr.biryani❤ Liked that ovary-reaction😂 Always waiting for your amazing video. I wanted to know is there any chance u come to kota Rajasthan please i want to be a part of ur amazing show Again lots and lots of love❤❤❤ BE MY HOUSEWIFE VIVEK SAMTANI JI😂❤
vivek, you for sure would make a wonderful homemaker(xD), so effortlessly you bring these two jokes in every video(the biryani one and that poetry) :) and to top it all its so nice how you give these "taboos" a feather touch and make them sound funny at the same time!
This one time i had my periods unexpectedly in class and one of the boy saw me and went to the teacher telling "pallavi is a murderer she mudered someone" and that day was the most embarassing day of my life😂😂
Ticket link for shows
Delhi Noida Gurgaon Nagpur Surat Jaipur
in.bookmyshow.com/events/vivek-samtani-live-a-stand-up-comedy-show/ET00351499
Vivek be my HOUSEWIFE!!!!!!!!!
i really like your vids and keep doing like this and hope that you will to ulhasnagar for your future show
Jordar Bhai ❤😂
vivek be my housewife😅😍😂
Vivek; be my housewife 😍
Broo come in AJMER
I am a girl age 16 and I am a state level kabaddi player and period is not a excuse, we equally practice and perform compare to boys
👍🏻👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 you know I'm also 13 yr old kbd national player ... keep it up
You go girl♥️ that's actually astonishing ✨
I'm also 15 and a national player in tennis
Wow okay ! I play tennis nd m 13 ❤ @@manyasharma1384
Even I am the player of tennis
"Women realising gents are the problem " captions to bhai alag hi 😂😂
Meh 😂
The fact that he was actually dressed like khoon while talking about it 🙌😁
P.s He's the best Feminist😂🤌🏻
He's not feminist, he's pick me
Bhai the line "Periods kya hai janne se pehle hum ye sikhte hai ki ise rokhe kaise" hit hard.😂😂
The way this man talks about societal taboo. True artist 🌻🌻
tih bhai social activist hai, artist nhi, aur stand up comedian toh bilkul nhi hai
@@percyjackson583 Bhaiya aapki standup video konse channel pe aati hai
Kahe ka taboo madam...ldkiyan hi bnati h periods ko taboo
@@percyjackson583bhai kisko smjha rha tu bhi😂
@@rockythehunk7625 ask your mother aur sister
Just had my period crying and overthinking this really is a thing that made my day 😭😂😂😂😂
Here me dying of cramps but Vivek always cheers me up😂❤
and im watching this on first day of my periods lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me tooo, I'm dying with pain 😭
today is my second day dis pain 😭😭
Vivek using captions as Safety Pads to prevent the outrage 💀
You got it
The only person can change any situation to fun 😂❤
is god! not him
Devesh Dixit ka naam suna hai? 😂
Acha pura dek bi lia bhut free ho madam
U r literally best. Maine itne logo ka abhi stand up dekha sab mai humour nhi.. Ok type jokes aap ka ek video hi itna funny. 😍Love u
Watching this while on my periods, is the best feeling ever!!😂❤❤
Really relatable
Relatable
thanks for this vivek whole day I'm struggling with periods and I just watch this😂😂😂😂make me laugh . God bless u and ur Art u r amazing❤❤❤
Fr ....when you said "periods Wale din ladkiya weak ho jati h"and sports Mai aage nhi h" bro ngl today I had my basketball match and it's my third day guess what I won 😅 I'm not saying ki " ase kese bol Diya mard h to kya hum bhi sbh kuch kr skte h " but it's like a considence yk 😙so just wanted to share it with you 😌 and I'm also in 9th tho😅VIVEK BE MY HOUSEWIFE 💐💜
Honestly the best mood lifter with a great humour of all time. Hats off dude for always making us laugh and also since you asked so politely ...." Vivek be my housewife !! " XD
Aap bhi DEL MUN mai the kya
This was so so good man!!....I usually don't comment on videos but this one had me! Just 2 min ago, I was crying continuously and then opened youtube out of frustration. This video appeared on my youtube algo. and you made my day man!! Tbh! The best stand up comedian ...Hoping for you to have a show in Kanpur
Same here...... I'm also waiting for Vivek to perform in Kanpur😢
He's talking about his laal paan ki raani while being dressed like domestic LPG cylinder.😂😂
Awareness more than comedy 👏
And those captions are extra dose 😂😂😂
After so long its good to see someone coming out with original jokes. This is creativity 1000%
what is og in this,is dafa koi female ke jgh male standup bna rha h, ghise pite jokes
The only person on youtube so far making girls issues so very normal!!!
Respect>>❤️🙌🏻
Raising voice and giving messages on such sensitive topic with great sense of humour.
Hat's off man❤
Thanks for taking stand for everyone..
Should also raise your concern regarding how he is proudly selling period sex, ldki ho to thodi sharam aur sensibility rkho
th-cam.com/video/64TIihkOjpA/w-d-xo.htmlsi=YG9tM_3cmi6sv2_g
Omg... i just cant believe how this person never fails to make me laugh even in my worst mood... this show just took all my stress away... vivek never fails to deliver ❤😂
gg
That's what she said
He's the only stand up comedian i love...to watch...
❤
His jokes are relating Nd funny 🤣
Vivek love from Bhopal 🖤
The way vivek sir present his jokes well and also clearing it out that it's all a joke
“Tumme mere toxic traits dekhe kahan hain" so good man😂
Vivek jokes apart I wanna tell you that I love the way you talk on serious issues in such way you're such great artist.I have a request,I want to interact with you personally I hope you'll reply me.
Love you cutie❤️
Don't leave the comment just by liking it please reply once na
Loved the way u made all understand about periods in a lighter way❤
I just love his accent and way of saying things just like that. What a confidence bro...
I am also a poet and I m not that much confident on stage...
Keep doing it u will get confidence 😇
He really have power to change the world with his comedy❤
First day of periods, fully exhausted, but enjoying now
Vivek....was in depression....and opened youtube out of frustration and this made my life❤...lots of love...can't express in words
The way you describe everything is just epic😂
Finally you’ll be coming to Varanasi..you’re my favourite stand up comedian. I wanted to watch your show so much. The way you respect everything even while making a joke is incredible. Love from varanasiiiiiiiiiiiiii💓💓
YOOONJIIIII
Jokes based on my problems... Ahh... What a relief from cramps 🫠
Am watching this with my periods on, and literally it cured my mood swing 😭❤ I hella appreciate his statement over jokes.
Periods waale topic pe vivek wore reddd outfit damnn😂😭❤❤
Love youu vivek✨❤
Vivek you make us laugh like hell..... You are a true artist....... Breaking social tabboo this way is really appreciating💟✨
It's just awesome how this man can cheer up anyone in any mood😂❤
Periods ke bare me kuch nhi pta use rokne ke baare me pehle jaan lete hn 😂😂😂 just awesome 👏👏
I came to know about you by one of my friends and now I'm loving your content. You've taken this platform to next level.✨🔥
Too good...👏🏻
Just love the was he addresses social taboo with a blast of humour...
Talent 🤌
15:07 this was epic😂😂😂
6:57 😂😂😂 re-watched this
His iconic line "KHANE M BIRYANI H OR DESERT M VIVEK SAMTANI H" was so epic 👁👄👁
Vivek just mixed every serious society taboo with a sense of humour and presented a masterpiece man ❤❤
Work time ended at 5 o'clock, tired then Vivek samtani notification came, now the day will be completed happily❤✨
12:17 clapping at home while watching this agreeing to the fact 😂😂😂
The only person who can make me forget my miseryyy😂😂❤ You really are an amzingg person by nature , heart 💓loveee your comedyy so muchh 💕😌
Bhaiya oh last bala joke toh apka signature joke hogayaa.,har ek comedy me hi dikh jaata hai or macha deti hai ❤😂😂
Today is my first day of periods and i am watching your video. Vivek you are a green flag.. ❤ how you talk about periods social taboo... Love your videos ❤
Bhai bohot din ke baad aise khulke hasa!! You are the best, thanks❣❣❣❣
This video is about
1. Vibek samtani
2.kala pani (virat)
3.nonveg biriyani.
4.periods ki zindagani.
5.vibek ki dewani (ex gf)
6.for all the rani.(every woman in the room and in the world)
Btw
If you guys notice vibek samtani is in sherwani
Looks like pure hindustani
And
Ladkiya do not worry about your menstrual blood and pani
Comment he to toofani
Hahahha
Him and his biryani joke... Is permanent 🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤....
Tomorrow is my physics examination (pre boards)...but then also this video of vivek samtani bhaiya seems important then studies... lmao 😂😂😂
Btw love your videos...❤❤
Kon kon girls period time me ye video dekh rhi h 😂🙌
🙋♀️😅
Me
Mee
🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️
I'm
Periods ❌ Mahine ke woh din ✅
Subtitles are lit 😂😂😂😂 too good such a superb comedian 😂
ohh myy goddd........vivek u always nailed it srsly.....jitna bhi bura mood kharab ho mera.....ur videos are enough to uplift my mood......u r awesome................Vivek be my HOUSEWIFE..............hehehehee.....all love to u
Thank you so much 😀
So cutest you're man...I love your videos...the way you speak about the taboo which people generally refer not to talk about...is something else only...lots of love...❤️❤️
Like what the hell did you just do bro ... hat's off !!
watched it 3 times ... and the energy is just the same..... LOVED IT !!!
4th time this Samtani biryani "poetry" (not joke). Okay so now I'll look forward to it in all upcoming vids. Don't u dare break the legacy now🙂🙂🙂
I'm watching this on my 3rd day of period...hehehe😂
Love watching ur every show....love frm North East India Nagaland ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
When I first got my period, I was 11 years old
I didn't tell my mom about that because I also thought I had cancer
I was afraid that she would blame me for being obessed.
I also thought that I might have been dreaming and it's nothing
But then I decided to tell my mom about this and she was like "areyy budhu tujhe periods aaye hai "😂😂
He is just amaziing! Means how he say everything just normallly🫶🏻❤ The Level of Confidence he holds is amaziiing!! Hats off to HIM>>❤🛐
This is a great man who is talking about periods publically
amazing bro.... just died laughing
u r one of the best comedians in the world keep it up👍
Audience:finally vivek bhai ka comeback ho gya😂🎉#best_comeback
Vivek be like: abe abhi to mera carreer suru hua hai😂, aap log comeback ki baatein kr rhe ho..😂
Ye video viral h 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Congratulations vivek bhai miss your insta lives but will be back soon❤
Pov: most of the girls must be watching this during their periods or exams😂😂
And him and his biryani joke is permanent 😂😂
Lmao Bhai Ka Standup To Hai He Crazy Plus His Subtitles 😂😂😂 Respect Bro 😮💨
My favourite comedian ❤ ...kitna bhi serious topic ho but the way you come with jokes is dammm 😂.... Be my housewife ❤😂😅( bass weekly video hote toh aur accha hota )
Love the way you do.. 😉
(Comedy guys) 😂
The lines❤
Ki tu halki si meri hoja m pura tera ho na chahata hu
Mano tu wo samundar hai nadi ki tarah tere m khona chahata hu ❤...
Or ye sab bol ke........ 😂
That overreacting part was hilarious ❤😂😂😂😂
Watching this during mah periods is just soo fun...made me laugh 🥰...Gud job!🎉
That biriyani wala joke is so permanent to every episode!
Watching this on my 1st day of periods... Had a very bad day because of the cramps. Enjoyed the video alot 🩷🤌
No matter how serious topic he makes it fun and light ❤
Looking so good dude ❤❤❤
Chote pappa konse hai😂😅😂😅
And that rukane ka kaisa was soo littt😂😢😢😅
Vivek i am binge watching all of your videos 😭😭 salute to you for sarcastically discussing the taboo topics❤️❤️❤️
itne serious topic pe bhi comedy yaar...mast😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Watching you when mood off
Lifts up the whole mood!! ❤❤
Love you sir🙌🙇♀️
I am laughing continuously and my mom saying " Are you crazy " 😂😂😂😂😂
'Briyani' in every video is permanent 😂
Periods hai peroids ka standup comedy dekhne aai hu 🙂
Same🙂
Same 😂
Same sis ❤
Vivek u r so funny and u know one thing ur jokes always makes me laugh even when I'm sad.
Lots of love to u mr.biryani❤
Liked that ovary-reaction😂
Always waiting for your amazing video.
I wanted to know is there any chance u come to kota Rajasthan please i want to be a part of ur amazing show
Again lots and lots of love❤❤❤
BE MY HOUSEWIFE VIVEK SAMTANI JI😂❤
Yayy
Watching this on my first day of periods. I have been dying in pain since morning, you made me laugh. Thanks, Vivek. Love you. ❤❤
Discovered Vivek recently and had already watched most of his videos and I became a fan of him🤧❤
His video after studying whole day is exactly what I need as a reward🤓
Wow 😳
Matlb yr vivek jasa khi aur nhi milega really comedy , honest ,cute , caring, and romantic ❤😂😂
I am laughing throughout the video 😂😂 love u Vivek ❤
Aaree yaar apke videos ka hi wait karti hu me , fav comedian ho yaar aap ✨💖
vivek, you for sure would make a wonderful homemaker(xD), so effortlessly you bring these two jokes in every video(the biryani one and that poetry) :)
and to top it all its so nice how you give these "taboos" a feather touch and make them sound funny at the same time!
Bhai literally tumhari sari videos bht tagdiii hoti h... 😂❤loop m dekh lo tb bhi banda bore nhi ho skta..❤❤
I really wanna attend your shows 😭😭
Your videos always make my day (even if its night right now😂)
This one time i had my periods unexpectedly in class and one of the boy saw me and went to the teacher telling "pallavi is a murderer she mudered someone" and that day was the most embarassing day of my life😂😂
i think ill be coming to his show this time 😁 happy
not only the dialogues but the captions are funny asw, btwww loveddd the video!
The only man who made me laugh at my broke up 😊😊
Thank god my brother and my family is free abt it ❤and really happy that someone is talking abt periods freely in india ❤😊